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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Hey, Mike. The door was

open. Oh, hey, Iris.

Um, is Susan here?

Uh, no, she literally just left. She tends to always do that when she's

rushing. Oh, darn it.

Just missed her. Yeah.

So I was just like at the gym and I'm like super sweaty and like gross.

And my house is being remodeled. My shower is not working right now. Okay.

Is there any way that I could just use your shower?

Why don't you just shower at the gym for?

Well, oh my God. Like there are so many creepy guys there that are just like so

perverted. Uh-huh.

So basically I just need to be in a safe place, you know, to shower right now.

And I don't want to walk around sticky like all freaking day. I totally get

what you mean.

Yeah, I totally get what you mean.

Well, yeah, sure. Susan said it. The only thing is our shower is broken at

the moment. So we have an awesome bath though I think you would like. It has

all like the jet massages and everything. Oh my God, a bath?

Yes. Okay, that is like so amazing.

Yes, it is. Thank you so much.

Okay.

So is it that way? Yeah, it's just down the hallway to the left. Okay.

Alright. Thank you. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Enjoying the show, Mike?

Uh, yeah.

How would Susan like it if she knew that you were spying on her?

Uh, she wouldn't.

Well, how about let's just not tell her?

Really?

Yeah. Can you come over here? I need some help.

Okay It'll be our secret

I think my friend ate something too.

Oh my god.

Okay, yeah.

Do you want me to do your arms like that?

More or less.

Do you want me to do your hands? Yeah.

Do you want me to do your hands?

Yeah.

Do you want me to do your hands? Yeah. Do you want me to do your hands?

Yeah. Do you want me to do your hands? Yeah.

Do you want me to do your hands?

Yeah. They look really good.

They

look

really good.

I think I will make it, huh?

I promise I won't tell.

You sure?

I love that you're excited.

Why don't you just take these off?

Susan was right about your car.

You have to talk about people.

That's something new.

Best friends tell each other everything.

Hopefully not this.

Except for this.

It feels so good.

I've been loving my job for a long time

Oh, no.

Such a brusque.

Okay.

Ah!

Ah.

Do you want to talk to your puppy?

I want to talk to you.

um um um

You know.

Mm-hmm

Thank you.

How can your girlfriend do this? No, she can't. No, I didn't think she could.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Yes.

um um

oh my god feels so fucking good

Yeah, you're like a dirty boy.

I feel so fucking irritated.

Yeah.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to give you a hug.

I didn't feel a fucking thing.

It was like this big, juicy, tedious... You

guys look so...

Okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody does it better.