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Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's smiling, it's just out of

politeness. Oh, he likes you.

See you tomorrow.

Unless they lock us down.

Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you out in the wastelands then. Goodbye.

Hello, stranger.

Did you get called back into the office?

Yep. So what have you been up to for, what, two years?

Baking, gardening.

Hey.

Marry me.

Excuse me?

My grandparents went on eight dates and they got married and they've been

married for 50 years. So what? Go on eight dates with you and then... Well,

we don't have to get married if you don't want, obviously.

We can start small.

Go for coffee?

Oh, you ordered for us.

Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work party next Saturday.

I can't go.

Well, it's compulsory.

For you, maybe.

You want to come to a party next Saturday?

Sure.

Yep, another day at the door.

Um, find out.

Don't call me the big hero for no reason.

Yeah, of course, mate.

I'll be there. No, no bugging out now.

Where are you going?

Not telling you.

Very nice.

It's okay.

Let me just loosen up a bit.

Yeah.

Well, I'm going to order a ride. Where's Pop?

I think he's in the bedroom.

Alrighty. Have fun.

I will.

See ya.

Hey Pop, I'm off.

Okay.

You okay?

Is it just you?

It wasn't an old person's accident. I blacked out for a second.

What? What do you mean? I stood up too fast.

It's all good. Come on.

You alright?

Yeah.

Let's get you in the shower, eh?

Here you go.

No, I'm going to call and cancel.

Can't cancel now. You've been locked in the house for two years. This is not

your problem.

I'll go.

Sorry, I'm a little bit late.

Thanks for coming.

Shall we?

Yeah.

So this is where you work? No.

We're in some hipster warehouse down the road. This is the New Overlords

headquarters.

We got absorbed by a big American company last month, so tensions are

high.

These two look like nice, sensible, normal people, right?

Yep, I think so.

We don't have to stay long.

I've got to wear heels.

Okay.

Oh, God, this was a terrible idea.

Emily! Come!

Antonio,

this is Emily Wright and David Wright. Close.

Brian Wright.

Emily is our editorial writer and reviewer. She does what I used to do,

except she's much faster and funnier.

It's good to meet you, Emily.

And what do you do for us, Brian?

Not a lot, to be honest. I'm an accountant at a different firm, not

here.

I'm just an accessory tonight.

Like a corsage.

Well, we're really excited to be working with you all.

Us too. We are very excited. The feeling's mutual.

We got a DJ for tonight, and we thought it'd be cool if everyone picked a song.

So it's just gonna be Mr. Brightside on loop all night?

Oh, I love that song. No, no, no. Pick something that says something about you,

or how you feel, or something that makes you feel good, you know?

That does sound like fun.

Well, welcome, and enjoy yourselves.

I'm sure we'll talk some more during the night. Absolutely.

Yes. It was good to meet you both.

Matt, this is Ryan, as mentioned.

Ryan, this is my boss, Matt.

Why did I call you David?

Because you're shit with names. You called me Alyssa for six months.

I did, didn't I?

I mean, you really look like an Alyssa. And yet I'm not.

You definitely look like a Ryan.

That's good.

Matt's not usually this awkward.

I'm really not.

I'm really nervous.

Excuse me. You good? Yeah.

Nice to meet you. You too.

This view's nice.

He's cute.

Is this the mysterious lockdown boyfriend?

He's just on hire, like an animal wrangler but for awkward introverts at

office parties.

Nice. Can I borrow him?

How are you doing that?

Well, look, this is the first time I've worn this since my white dad was married

for the third time.

Is it too gay? Be honest.

Really? You look great.

Just have a couple of vodkas and you'll loosen right up. No.

Not drinking. Can't drink.

Oh, Nat, that's boring.

I know.

Who cares if he likes you? He's just the new boss.

I am so glad that you came, though. Seriously.

It means a lot. You said it was mandatory.

I lied.

I'll be back.

Hope you're having a good night.

Okay, so far.

How's pop?

Hey.

How'd you know that? Lucky guess.

No, I'm kidding. You told me.

When? I think it was like our second time chatting on the bus.

What, like three years ago?

You don't drink wine because you don't like it.

You don't drink the hard stuff because when you're a teenager, you overdid it

in the smell that makes you want to vomit.

So you like beer.

But the beer has to be a little bit fruity.

That's mine.

Whatever's on offer.

Okay, escape plans.

We need to do something about this situation.

That will kill me if I leave.

I thought they'd be drinking and mingling by now.

We need a distraction.

We might just have fun.

You don't know me.

So these are all your people, huh?

It's a complete sausage fest.

It's a very male-dominated sector.

A lot of beers.

I probably think you're one of them, so watch out.

So how did you end up in it?

I didn't want a real job.

Well, well, well.

I lost a bet.

Didn't think you'd show up.

You should have told me. I would have stayed at home or we could have split

the money. It was only $10.

Hi, I'm Mike, anyway. Ryan.

Are you in corporate or creative?

Oh, do you... No, Ryan has a real job.

Mike reviews the iPhones, but he still has an Android because he thinks he's

edgy. Yeah, I just prefer an open ecosystem.

What song did you pick, Mike? Was it Mr Brightside?

Yeah.

Why? Ah, I just fucking knew it. See, this is why I always have headphones on

at work.

Hey, you see Nat?

They look stressed in that outfit.

Like when you put a Christmas sweater on your pet.

Hey, leave them alone, dick.

What? There's something you'd say. Yeah, about you.

Uh, I'll be back.

Cool.

See? Such a bitch.

But I love her.

Like little sister, of course.

There's also a bitch.

Bored at work, dead here, one heart attack. How's your work thing?

Wanna send me some notes?

Love ya.

Diet Coke, please.

Hard stuff, huh? Yeah, the bosses don't get the drink at these things.

We used to have to foot the bill for the rest of us. That sounds like a terrible

deal to me.

So, read a lot of your reviews.

They're good.

In fact, you convinced me to get this.

Smart ring? Really? Didn't I give that like a five?

You get the sleep tracking in eight.

How's that working for you?

Never been a very good sleeper. Now you know for sure.

Yeah.

So how long you been with the company?

Yeah, so I...

This rash started developing, but that's because, like, we're sitting down all

day. But I tried to get up, and, like, the skin started flaking off. Hello, you

two.

Are you behaving yourselves?

Yeah, kind of.

What are you drinking now?

Just juice.

No vodka?

No.

I bet you're missing Gary about now.

I'm OK now.

We're watching a show.

Thank you.

Have a good night.

Love you.

Pop. That's fine.

We make do.

We're not usually this boring, I promise.

No, it's all good.

I'm having fun.

Do you want a drink? Drink? Shit, yeah.

No. Okay.

Hi, Scott.

So, what do you see yourself in two years for, Biz?

I should probably say exactly where I am, but better and making more money for

you. Please, you can be honest.

Here.

No, I'm not drinking. Oh, really?

Well, Nat says cheers.

Oh, okay. Maybe just one.

Here you go, mate.

Beer's up. Thank you.

Oh, no, no.

It's from Antonio.

He says cheers.

Oh.

Excuse me for a second.

Okay, I like beer now.

Do you?

No, I really don't.

Are you holding up the bar?

I think it's holding me up.

I promise we'll leave soon and I'll get you a kebab or something.

Are you kidding me? This is literally the most fun I've had in years.

Want a drink?

It's on me.

Pretty sure it's still an open bar.

Sure.

I might have spent six months lying on my living room floor.

I might have been sick then, well, then sick some more.

I might be prouder of me than I

ever have been.

I've been learning about letting go.

Alright.

Shots. Oh, no, I said I wasn't drinking tonight. I've already had three beers.

Come on.

It's his birthday.

Really?

Yeah. Okay, three birthday.

All good. All right, good.

Matt, we're doing shots.

No, no, no, no.

It's his birthday. Really? Yes.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. Okay, just one. Just one. All right. Okay, thank you. All right, on

three. One, two, three. Happy birthday.

Oh,

these fucking shoes.

Okay. One more.

This one's on you, Antonio.

Yeah.

Okay, last one.

To the new team. To the new team.

To the new team.

Okay. Oh,

Mike.

Oh, Mike.

Go over. Over the glass. That's it. Over the glass. Over the glass.

Nobody's upset with you?

Celebrations.

Yeah, I'll get some water. One sec. I got a water. Thank you.

Sit down.

All right.

I can do it. I can do it.

I forgot I'm wearing pantyhose.

Can you copper me?

Sure.

Good luck.

All right.

There we go.

Thank you.

All good?

Thank

you

for plus oneing me.

What have I dragged you away from? What would you normally be doing on a

Saturday night?

Let's see.

Finding my work clothes.

Maybe watching TV with my grandparents.

Yeah.

Less skirt.

More sweatpants.

Couch. Tie takeout.

Stalking my old high school friends on Instagram and Facebook to make me feel

better about my life.

Damn, this night has really held us back from living our best lives, huh?

Was it you?

Really?

That is a bold choice.

Are you target audience?

Yes. Here we go.

Wait for it.

Here it comes.

You read them perfectly well you assisted And

you read me what do I

need

Is

this your song ah Yours nice well done i

haven't heard this song in years oh my god

so how you guys doing

great i'll be back right see you in a bit

well you look happy

you know i don't think i've ever seen you look happy i like this look for you

Meanwhile I have the drunk sweats. Oh my god.

I've got deodorant on.

It's not too bad.

I've been shitting myself all night.

Should we get out of here?

Music in your baby. Tell me you've been locked in here forever

and you just can't say goodbye.

Kisses on the foreheads of the lovers wrapped in your arms.

You've been high.

And hollowed out pianos left in the dark

Got the music in you, baby,

tell me why Got the music in you, baby, tell me why

You've been locked in here forever And you just can't say goodbye

Your lips, my lips, apocalypse Your

lips, my lips, apocalypse

Go and sneak us through

the rivers Flood is rising up on your knees Oh, please

Come out and haunt me I know you want me Come out and haunt me

Sharing all your secrets with each other since you

were kids Sleeping soundly with

the locket she gave you clutched in your fist

Got the music in you baby tell me why Got the music

You okay?

I have a boyfriend.

Why didn't you tell me?