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Sound the alarma!

Because we are back, mga klap! New looks, new drama, and everything you've

been waiting for because it's season 4 and our new queens are eager for more.

So sit back and relax.

My queens are ready na.

Atta, mga baks!

Hi,

my name is Gali Gash from The Royalties.

30 years old stunner ang kilabot ng Etiba.

Wow!

I made it!

Ito na nga.

PA lang talaga ako noon ng mga kilalang drag queen sa Manila. Pati silang Mama

Precious, si Captivating Cat Cat, si Maxie, ayan.

Na-assist ko na yan lahat sila. Wala naman ni Mama Pao doon.

EA lang noon.

Drag queen na ngayon. With a crown.

Ready na? Saan na kaya yung susunod?

Abis tala mga cracklings.

May asin pa!

Gusto ko.

Abisala mga cracklings! It's your mother cracker, Andy Cracker! At last, nandito

na ako!

Ang drag ni Andy Cracker is makulay, vibrant, at naglagi siya nagre-relay sa

pop culture, nostalgia.

So tayo naman!

Ito naman yung goal ko talaga. Ang makatapat.

Ang mga mamamamahan ko sa industriya.

Ay putang!

Tayo naman!

Umisip ka ba talaga?

O, ito lang!

Pumasok ang nanay ko. Shet!

The competition is real.

Dalawa na kami from House of Crocker na nasa Drag Race Philippines Season 4!

Hindi pa na yung work room.

Ako lang.

Baka mas mabanda man yun.

Nandito kasi tayo. Kaya naman.

Ako lang.

Sige.

Nakakita ko na yan eh.

Your Diva Wenya superstar has finally arrived!

You're welcome.

Mabuhay og madayaw! My name is Dixie D. Coy and she's bringing the heat straight

from Davao City.

Dixie D. Coy! I am 23 years old and I've been doing drag for...

Three years.

Nanakot ka naman. I mean, trans pa lang.

You're so pointy.

Look at her. I love the aesthetic.

I love the look.

Giving me virus.

If

you

do not feel, breathe, and ooze, Do not come to this floor.

My name is Merx. I'm 28 from Antipolo City and I am your favorite ballroom

diva.

I started pursuing drugs talaga

full time.

Mas nagtuturo ako sa Queens.

So ayan, sila Brigiding, Minty Fresh.

Eventually, I fell in love with the art of drag din. And ayun na, di ba? Deserve

ko rin mag-shine, di ba?

When you walk out, I walk in.

It's your alien superstar fruit ng Bacolod City.

Borj!

My drag is very

alien, very weird.

So, nandito ako to represent that.

What's your name? Borj Campos.

Parang ako nakakita ng labubu.

Labubulok.

Ano siya, Jen? Di naka-over. Parang ang sikip ng damit kasi.

It's your canto, mama.

Hadja Grace!

It's your canto, papa.

Ayan, kasi lalaki.

Well, my name is Katana and I am 24 years old from Santiago City, Isabela.

Ate! Ate!

Sister ko yan. Excited ako. Nakita ko yan pumasok.

Hi!

Katana! Borjdam po. Borjdam?

Hi, babe!

Um, she might be a little bit of a villain when I saw her first.

Work! Work!

Saan yung kamay mo?

Hi everyone!

My name is Ms. Maureen Biology, 20 something years old.

I am originally from Pangasinan but I am representing the summer capital of the

Philippines. Baguio City.

Ay! Ay!

Yo! Yes, we don't have sea sa Baguio City, but I am always making waves

whenever I perform.

She's the best. She is Baguio's finest.

I'm on a diet, sorry.

Yes.

Marami ako naririnig kay Maureen.

Parang maldita siya.

I'm trying to watch my figure.

I'm also watching my figure. I'm watching my... I'm very surprised to see

Borj. It is my first time seeing her.

Kasi hindi naman siya nabubuk.

Is that shady?

I said what I said.

Meron ba kayong misu?

Hi, I am Ms. Wa and I am your Oriental fashion doll. And I put the Oriental in

the same as Oriental.

I come from the house of La Fea.

Drag sister ko si Hannah Bashie.

And there are six of us.

Hi! Kamusta ka naman?

Okay lang.

You're from where?

Bilo. Bilo.

Yeah, I'm from Cuyahoga.

All of my looks, drag sisters ko gumawa.

And that's nice, bringing that into the competition.

It's very meaningful.

Big CD ko eh. Oh my God!

It's nice seeing regional queens na marami kami.

Actually, from Vismint, tatlo kami, diba? That's nice na Drag Race

Philippines celebrates that.

Wait lang, sa ilan na tayo? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?

When I first saw Merx, I was actually surprised to see her.

But we'll see kung ano pa yung ibang magagawa niya aside from, you know,

dance.

Hi everyone!

I'm Valeria, 20 years old, and I'm from Malate, Manila.

So my drug persona are bombshell, showgirl, and...

Bold stuff.

Ang ganda na yung mama-mama. Talaga namang buging ah.

Baklo.

Umaalog.

Umaalog yung dede ni ate. Si Kagura naman. Alak ka ng dede.

Magandang sunjet.

Pasabog, di ba?

Mabuhay! I'm Bombalicious Eclever.

I'm your certified Pasabog Queen Nurse, OFW.

What's your name?

Bombalicious. Bombalicious. You're from where?

Washington, D.C., USA.

Hi, girls!

Agad-agad na niyo! Coming here, back in the Philippines, and compete with these

girls is going to be one of the highlights of my life.

May comment ba kayo sa akin?

Muna hindi ko alam kung ano ka. Kala ko nunal ka. Hindi pwede ilagay ko sa

pisgibo. Siyempre, matanda na ako, diba?

Ang iniisip nila is matatakot ito sa bata.

Pero hindi.

Gago, ayan na.

F**k.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Ay, may tumapas. Ay, gago.

Ay, gago.

The long wait is over.

Ano? Sudden na ang tuba. Hi world

and hello Philippines.

This is Manza and I'm your drug tourist spot ng

Pinas.

Tinawag akong drag to respot dahil ang mga Ru-Girls from ibang bansa pupunta at

para mapanood lang ako.

Mas

drama

at mas ganda.

Meron pa ba?

Ilan na?

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11.

Gulag na yan. Okay na yan.

11 pa lang tayo. Okay na yan, Ben.

Naku, matras na yung isa. I'm sure.

Tama nga. Tama nga. Pakita ka. Anong laman?

Ay, meron pa.

Sabi, save the best for last.

Bakit ganun?

Tama ba na sinalihan to? Dapat yata sa bahay ni kuya to. Hindi dito.

Talaga naman. Talaga naman. Ang trending na trending.

Pinipilahan.

I'm Taylor, she's your international superstar at crush ng bayan na kung saan

ang masarap ating pupuntahan.

Ganon!

Ganon na kayo! Bis, bis, kayo mukha kayo magkakamuka.

Naka-white shirt, tapos entrance looked.

Alam mo si Bacala, may sira talaga si Bacala, nakatakot.

Being a Taylor Swift impersonator and a Taylor Swift fan, dun rin ako na

-recognize. Like, worldwide.

Internationally, agad. Well, ganun talaga. Charing. Na-feature ako sa

Rolling Stones.

Like, hindi lang sa Philippines. Sa Rolling Stones talaga siya na website.

Tapos, ang daming mga interview like yung sa Good Morning America.

Tapos, sa Today's Show sa Australia.

What's your name? Borge.

Borg? Borg?

Borg? Borg? Borg? Borg? Borg? Borg?

Borg? Borg?

Borg? isang guy.

Ba't ako naka-move-on na ako? Because anong tagal na noon?

Pero ako, yun. Happy ako nakapasok siya.

Dito ka nalang humiga. Parang tayo na-suffer naman dito.

Ayoko, baka sabihin, doing the most. Ayoko kanyang mapait.

Artista, syempre, ganun dapat.

Threat sa Taylor kasi isa siya sa mga komedyante.

Pero ang tanong, magpapakabog ba ako?

Diyos ko.

Mabuhay! My queens, it's time to put your talent on full display.

Because rumor has it, you're the best.

So, make sure you leave me totally impressed.

Welcome to Drag Race Philippines Season 4. Queen ang ina niyo!

It feels surreal na I'm here. This is Drag Race.

And it has been my dream for a very long time.

Tara, hindi kayo maubas.

Pag bumuka ang lupa, dito ang epicenter sa Drag Race Philippines.

You're all here because of your charisma, uniqueness, nerve.

talent, and the potential to embody Filipino drag excellence.

Only one of you will follow the footsteps of Precious Paula Nicole,

captivating Cat Cat with a size 13, and Maxie to be the

next Philippines drag superstar.

Now, Queens, listen.

For our very first mini challenge, hindi puso o hindi ibang parte ng katawan ang

inyong gagamitin, okay?

Ihanda ang inyong mga kamay, paa, braso, at ang inyong mga long-legged because we

are about to get physical.

You have 15 minutes to get into your messy hair quick drag looks and feel

free to use our Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics.

Queens, let's get this competition started.

Attack na mga bakla. Go!

The winner of Drag Race Philippines will receive a

one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics and a cash prize of 1

million pesos powered by Bingo Plus.

Tonight with Khaled Karen, John Santos, and our extra special guest judge,

Sofronio Vasquez.

My Fabulous Season 4 Queens!

Wow! Kering niyo ba ang DP?

Double pole, double pole, mga bastos!

Bakla, yung pinakaunang challenge namin.

You will have to group yourselves into two teams.

And at my signal, two queens at a time will raise up the Paulo Cebo pole to

grab the wig at the top. Now the goal is to climb fast, snatch that hair and

place it on your head like the queen you are.

The team with the most snatched hair wins.

And the fastest queen from that winning team snatches the title of MPV. Not MVP,

but MPV.

Most Perang-Perang Vaklor.

Who will win 20,000 pesos courtesy of Cream Silk, the expert in Filipina hair

care? O tinitigan ko yung mga kasama ko. Shit, makakaakyat sila. Kasi parang ito,

yung mga itsura nila talaga parang akyat bahay gang yung mga itsura nila.

Protect that hair at all costs. Because even after the climb, I want hair that

still slays. Because with Cream Silk, strong hair doesn't break. It rains.

Now, it's time to play Paulo Cebo. Group yourselves into two queens.

Paarman sa ganun. Diyos ko po. Diyos ko po.

Nag-try na lang ako na mag-go with the flow.

So, kung sino lang yung mag-grab ko, I'll try.

Ito na lang yung grupo ko. Get ready at huwag kayong mahulog, okay? Kasi baka ma

-fall kayo dito sa ating mga pit crew.

Merks and Taylor, shish! Paola, Josefa, go!

Pagka season 7 na, wala pang nakakakuha. Ewan ko na lang ha.

Ang hindi makakuha ng hair, sashay away.

Tangina si Taylor talaga.

Nilaro lang talaga lahat.

3, 2, 1.

Alright. Sorry.

Sashay away. Next, Queens.

Hindi kasi ako kayang umakit-akit sa mga puno-puno kasi hindi gano'n ng mga

pageant, Queens.

Paulo Cebo, go!

3,

2, 1, okay out! Tinanggap na lang namin ang aming defeat and the rest is

history. They're not trying hard. Parang it's a competition.

Bakit sila nagpapakyut? Ay, parang kaya ko to. 20K to.

Paano sa'yo? Go!

Sige. Sige, bakla. Ihangat mo.

Nandun na yung guy na si Manzo. Bakla, pababaan na.

Opposed! Wear that hair!

Diba totoo nga sabi ni Charles Darwin, ang human evolution ay galing sa unggoy.

So pinatunayan niya. Kasi ako gawa ni Noel.

Mga garong-garong show, dira-diretso sa pakakyat to.

Tapos sila miso, walang ganap.

Larong pang malakas yung upper body strength.

And that's not me, guys. I'm such a girl.

Hindi ko in-expect si Mama Bomba makakakyat sa taas. Diyos ko, sa edad

niya ngayon.

Hindi ibig sabihin na ako yung pinakamatanda. Hindi ko kaya. Talagang

lalabanan ko kayo. Maureen, biology and porch gum.

Oh! Lola ni Dora.

Go!

Oh my God! Ang haba pala niya.

Siyempre, hindi ko yun kaya.

Ibig sabihin ang angat buhay, naging angat wig.

Valeria at Katana. Let me show you how it's done.

Parang siyang Haydn Díaz ng track.

Oh,

no. Sorry, Queen.

Ganda lang maambag ko.

Eto na, the team who snatched the most wigs is Team Nabubulo!

And among you queens, the fastest who climbed is Manza!

Huh?

Congratulations, you just won our first mini challenge of the season and a cash

tip worth 20,000 pesos courtesy of Cream Silk, the expert in Filipina hair care.

Yes!

Deserve. Dahil deserve niya, karapat dapat siya makatanggap ng tatlong crop.

Ayan na! Your tip is on the way through our official padala partner, SendWave.

Mag-SendWave na!

Congratulations!

Deserve na deserve ni Mansa na manalo dahil forte niya talaga itong pag-akit

-akit. Aerialist nga ni.

Now for our very first maxi challenge after climbing those big hard poles.

It's time to show us your tite.

Your tite this week. You have to showcase your extraordinary skills in

our extra special talent show TITE.

Totally impressive.

Talent extravaganza!

Talent agad pasabog!

Wow! Talent show na!

It's time for you to show the world your charisma, uniqueness, and nerve through

your undeniable Filipina talent.

It shows what we really do as a drag queen.

And for you, Manza, as the winner of our mini-challenge, You will have an

advantage.

Gusto mo bang malaman kung ano yung advantage mo?

Halika yung bumulong ko sa iyo yung advantage.

Advantage.

Your advantage will be announced sa tamang panahon.

Tomorrow? We will be joined by our extra special guest judge, the very first

Filipino winner of The Voice USA Season 26, Sofronio Vasquez.

Sofronio Vasquez tayo, ate. That's The Voice.

And on the runway category is, Halo, halo, halo!

So, Razors, start your engines and may the best Filipina drag queen win!

Guys, ano mo sasabi niyo? Season 4 na tayo?

Nung nakita ko sila, sabi ko, shit, sobrang diverse.

But, I still know that I can take them.

Ilan ba dito mga provincial teams? Sino yung from province?

Hi!

Let's go!

Best men, queen!

I'm very happy na maraming regional queens season 4.

And let's bring it on, girls!

Sila mga mga magkakakilala na.

Yeah.

Silang dalawa from OVAR.

Ang daming bata eh. Siyempre yung mga batang ito, new generation.

At taga dito sila eh. Ang tagal ko lang hindi nakatira dito. So, mag-a-adjust

talaga ako sa kanila. At kailangan ko makisama.

Talagang kailangan namin mag-establish eh. And it is the best time to show them

the Katana experience.

Well, maraming pasabog na cast.

Well, Manza, I know. Alam niyo naman ang ginagawa ni Manza.

Alam ko na talaga na magpapasabog yung iba. Like, for example, si Manza. Hello,

nag-PGT na yan. So, she's going to be a threat.

And it's not a surprise.

Pag-aeryal ka, no?

Pag-aeryal ka?

Nakanta ako.

Sample?

Hindi lang Pilipinas na makakapanood nito, buong mundo.

Pero ano, guys, sino ang inaabangan yung performance?

Siyempre ako, sabihin nyo ako.

Ako si Manza, siya kasi Manza Katana, siya kasi si Mac.

Ay, naku. Ayun, gusto mong magagawa. Sabi mo ako. Are you bringing the

ballroom community?

Diba? Yes. Ito na yun, no? Let's go.

I've been actively participating in the ballroom scene for more than five years.

Almost six years na.

Tuturoan ko kayo para magbog ng tama.

Ganon.

Okay na.

It's a new day!

Season 4! Season 4!

Season 4! Season 4! Season 4!

It's a new day in the workroom!

Excited ako na magpakita ng titi!

Kamusta mga tulog niyo guys?

Si Ano Katana parang di nakatulong.

Ba't is tulog? Sino makakatulog sa talent show na?

Very

inspiring

yung aking performance I want to touch some heart Parang nai-excite ako sa

talent meme Taylor Shish.

Kasi I don't know kung anong original thing niya. I hope she doesn't fail.

Ayun sa katabi mo.

Di ba? Hindi ko talaga in-expect na like parang

inaharap ako ni Taylor Shish. Vibe ko naman si Taylor Shish.

I love her.

Eh di kung i-joke, eh di go. Di pag nag-work, nag-work.

Kala mo nga nag-expect?

Cute ka siya.

Hi! Shout out po.

Kamusta naman si Borj? Ang talent ko is comedy, tapos gusto ko siyang parang

weird, parang gano'n. Weird, camp, and a lot of alien stuff.

Nagpulong-pulong kami na curious lang ako kung anong mga gagawin ng mga

provincial queens.

Kasi hindi ko pa nakikita yung talent nila at hindi ko talaga sila kilala

personally. O si Ate Valeria naman, may trans ate.

Yes, as usual, magpapakilig tayo.

So, ang pinrepare ko na talent dito is napaka-ka-kaibabe. Akin sobrang kakaiba

talaga, kaya adangan niya yan.

Tama na, mag-makeup na tayo. Tara!

I'm very excited to perform my talent because it's going to be a Bisaya song.

Bisaya Filipino.

Kumusta naman yung travel mo up until dito?

It was nice kasi during parang last days ng preparation, lahat ng sisters.

Parang lahat ng sisters ko sa CDO, magkasama kami together sa bahay namin,

which is very unusual for me. Tapos parang, it's ano lang.

It was nice seeing my family na kikita ako during the preparation.

Tapos yung baba ko, during na-fitting ako ng looks, it was nice na.

Warm is my heart na nagkikita siya ng family ko.

That side of me na hindi nila nakakita usually

because I'm very afraid to show that part kasi I don't feel like they're

going to welcome it as much as I wanted to.

Parang ever since, hindi mo nararamdaman yung pagmamahal nila. Ngayon lang. Kasi

nga nga, once nang nag-start pala ako mag-drug, sinabihan talaga ako, Papa,

kung mag-stop, ayo, patigilan mo yan kasi hindi na daw ako pinag-aral para

lang mag-sayo-sayo around bars, mga ganyan.

Tapos parang over time, parang na-feel ko na they accept me naman.

They just don't want me to get hurt siguro. Parang gano'n.

So, nung nakita ko lang ng Papa ko na binibihisa na ka ng mga sisters ko,

They're packing my things.

Nakaka, ano lang siya.

Actually, it boosts my confidence.

And also, I feel very loved coming into the competition.

It was nice. It was nice. Tapos sila po naghatid sa akin sa airport and

everything.

I really felt loved during the preparation.

I love you, Mr.

I love you, too. I'm proud of you.

I love you, Mr. I love you. Anhinag ko siya kasi like, Ito yung parang need

talaga namin. Need namin ng boost sa each other.

Mabuhay! And welcome to the fourth season of Drag Race Philippines!

Oops!

It's the season to bring your umbrellas because when it rains, it's for...

Mali!

Now, let's meet the judges.

She's no stranger to big T.I.T.E. The one woman wonder, award winning actress

and newscaster with a big T.I.T.E.

Karen!

Karen,

how do you like your T.I.T.E.? Well, I like it totally impressive.

And D-A-K-S.

Oh. Doing absolutely killer skills.

Dax. I hear you, Carrot.

Next, another Dax. Chameleon for all seasons.

John Santos. John, are you excited for the new season?

Of course!

I was looking forward, onward, sideward, backward.

But really, I was looking forward to seeing you in season 4.

Kaya love talaga kita.

Forever.

Thank you, John.

And our extra special Ducks judge, the first Filipino and Asian to win the

Voice USA, the pride of the Philippines, Sofronio Vasquez.

Hello, champ. Can you be on my team?

Mama Pao, thank you so much. But of course, I'll be so honored to be on your

team. Thank you, Sofronio.

Now, the time has come for the season 4 queens to show their enormous talent

through a spectacle like no other.

And tonight, on the runway category is... Hello, hello, hello!

Razors, start your engines and may the best drag queen win!

It's so hot here in the Philippines during summer.

I could use something to cool down.

Don't worry, Mama Pao.

I got you.

Order na ako ng halo-halo.

Thank you, Sofronio.

Pagbabayarin pa ba kami dito? Hindi naman na siguro na.

That's the way I like it. Now, category is... Halo, halo, halo!

First up, Bixie Decoy!

Serving you a delicious daydream straight from the Filipino dessert of

dreams. Because tonight, I am not just a snack. I am the whole Halo-Halo

experience.

Ah! Aba!

Saging lang ang may pusi! Mali!

Ay!

Is she a senyorita or nakata?

Ay!

Next, Taylor Sheesh.

For this runway, I'm serving you my favorite, mais.

Alam naman natin na bihira makita ang mais sa halo-halo. So this time, gusto

ko na silang laging matikman at laging makita sa halo-halo. In fairness, I like

the cornsept.

Uy, di ba sikat siya? She's a corn star.

Andy Crocker!

Ayan! For my halo-halo look, ang aking napili ay langka at leche flan. Ang

style ng costume ko is very comme de garçon.

Init na init ka na ba?

Eto ako, isa kong version ng pinakamasarap na halo-halo sa Pilipinas.

Uy!

She's a flan!

Anong flan? Flan tita!

No, she's flan-pastic.

Next up, Bambalicious Egg Lover.

So ako nga yung ube ice cream na nanatutunaw. At meron siyang super over

mega special ingredient na Bambalicious Milk.

Makatas, makrema. At pag natikman mo na, wala ka nang hahanapin pang iba.

Atsho!

Sinispoon ako.

Marine Biology I am serving you sago and gulaman

realness. I want to highlight the two ingredients na hindi masyadong

pinapansin sa halo-halo. Boring, walang lasa, but your halo-halo is not complete

without them. I am melting.

I am milky.

I look delicious.

I think it's not sago.

It's tapioca boba.

Ay, golly gosh!

This look is all about the fun and whimsical side of me.

Ano nga ba ang favorite ingredients niya sa halo-halo?

Akin kasi saging, kaya magsago tayo.

Isang tanong, isang sago.

Sagoligosh!

It's a go.

It's a go to believe in magic.

Ayun!

For the halo-halo runway, I've chosen the ingredients as

ube and langta for this look.

Gusto ko siyang yung halo-halo kapag na-mix, it looks like that. I want it to

still be fashion without even, you know, making it literal.

Ube or not ube? That is the question.

Ang lali!

Ayan na si Cher.

Up next, Mercs.

For this halo-halo runway, I am serving you ube and milk.

The milk is flowing like how it should be.

Girl, better work.

Very nice.

Whoa! Where have you been all my life?

Next is Valeria!

My Halo Halo Runway is inspired from ice cream and gulaman.

Pinili ko itong ingredients na ito kasi it reminds of my childhood.

na sa tuwing nilalabas ako ng mama ko, lagi ako nagpapabili ng ice cream at

gulaman. At masaya ko dahil nai-ramp ako siya ng maganda, playful, at campy. Is

she Elsa?

What do you mean?

Elsa! Hello? She's frozen.

Here's Miswa!

For my halo-halo runway look, I chose mango cubes as the puke-up rocks kasi

favorite yan ang family ko.

Mango, go, go, go, go.

Todo na ko.

Manganificent.

Frutang ina mo.

Frutang ina mo din.

Mangagamit. Ay.

Next up, Katana.

For my halo-halo look, in winter season, ka-produce less milk. But, I'm

no ordinary cow, baby.

Bam! Yes!

Serving you burlesque cow realness. You want some gatas? Lika,

gatasan mo ako.

Kuya Wil, sa kantang Ikaw Na Nga.

And lastly, Manza.

Of course, my favorite ingredient in halo-halo is ube.

Kaya pinili ko ube kasi favorite color ko din is purple, di ba?

Yung white is for milk.

And then yung parang matigas is the makapuno.

Okay, everyone, eat, lick, and sip. But don't bite.

My brother is not a pinipig!

From the land of world-class talent, Drag Race Philippines would like to

present TITE, Totally Impressive Talent Extravaganza.

Up first, it's Dixie Decoy!

I don't mess.

I'm the crowd! I'm the crowd!

In the concrete!

Okay, let's go, dancer.

Give it up for Taylor Shish!

Ay.

Huwag i-spirit up, naglas pa ata ang bakula.

Pitch. Pruha.

Interpreted him dance.

Two, three, four. Ay.

One, two, three, four. Ay.

One, two, three,

four.

Let me guess.

Tite. Di ba?

T-I-T-I nga. Oo.

Really?

Diyos ko.

Ayun na yun, pangit.

Nakakatawa naman.

Here to throw us back, it's Andy Crocker.

Sipa ate ko, parang sanang hamulan Di todo ang laro, wala pa kahilang

Magkabilang ko tatlo, nakatango na kayo Isa, dalawa, takto Langit, lupa,

impyerno Kim, tim, impyerno Sasa, puso, ulo ang dugo Buhay, matay, gel-gel, aw

Sile, sile, maanghang Tubig, tubig, malamig Pulo-pulo lang, di ka sa

makatawan Pati sa makatawan, sabog, pati laman Kibong, tiririn, maya Pambansang,

walis, ting-ting Tapos nagaroon

Ito lang siya.

So ito siya for me.

Here comes Bombalicious Act Lover!

Ah, ano to?

Size 11?

Limited Edition?

Sa credit card ko?

Hindi pa ba sapat?

🎵 But it tore us apart 🎵 🎵 And you broke my heart 🎵 🎵 Ano na?

Ano na?

🎵 🎵 Sa'n ba ko nagkulong? 🎵 🎵 Para bigla kong iwan? 🎵 🎵 Ano pa bang gusto mo?

Binigay lahat sa'yo 🎵 🎵 Uso, katawan, kalilua 🎵 🎵 Gusto mo pala'y shoes?

🎵 🎵 Shoes lang ba?

Shoes? Shoes lang ba? 🎵 🎵 Itong sa'yo 🎵 🎵 Shoe pa,

shoe pa, shoe pa, shoe pa, shoe pa 🎵

Shushaba, shushaba, shushaba, shushaba, shushaba, shushaba Horses in the beat,

balik ka magdibid Parang ang dami mong food, food ang ina mo Mahal mo ba ako o

mahal ang gusto mo? Paa, paa, paalam na sa'yo Shoo, shoo ka na, shoo, shoo,

slamba Kukulang paa Paa, paa, paalam na Shoo, shoo

ka na, shoo, shoo, slamba Kukulang paa Gusto mo yung balat ng aha?

Obalat ng buwaya.

Bong ba talaga siya dive?

Napawaw ako in fairness.

Ang galing.

Wow! Dive into the depths of marine biology!

Against all odds, I rise from underneath the sea.

Cause I believe that this is where I'm meant to be.

The tide's...

Pagbuhat sa hilagang karagat, natutong rumampas sa dalampasigan.

Naging matatag sa anumang hamon, di nagpatibag sa hampas ng

alon. The shell that I sheltered now, faith far behind, and just like beside.

Yes.

Kasi ang galing. Like, na-feel ko talagang diyosa siya sa ginawa niya.

She is ready to teach us some lessons.

Here's Merckx.

Alena, Danaya, Pirena, at Amihan.

In a world where the sangres master the four elements.

What do you mean four?

There are five elements involved. In ballroom, there are no sun. Just me.

Let's start with a kitty cat walk.

Like a pussy, not a hot dog.

Tiptoe and a little bit of hip and show them the opposition.

You do not walk without a fucking dog.

It's... A duck walk.

Crouch down.

Bounce, bounce. March to the back. Be ready to hop. Bounce to the rhythm of

the beat.

Show the cunt from your head to your feet.

Do the duck walk, duck walk. Yeah.

Do the duck walk, duck walk. Ow, ow.

Now onto the floor.

Perform.

Wanna be like, ooh, my pussy is on fire. Like, oh, my cunt, I'm your

desire. Everything you do on the floor, they should be active for more.

Now with your hands, hands, it should be telling a story.

By your touch, it's as much. What is your fantasy?

What do you want to tell where?

Then da, da, tu, tu, tu, tu, tu.

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. Mrah, mrah, mrah, mrah.

The last element is not a tip, it's drop.

It's called spins and spins and jips. And that's how you end the story. So be

like, whoop, whoop, show em.

Show em, show em.

Shawam, shawam, shawam! One thousand one.

Two thousand two.

Three thousand three. And hold that pose for me.

Hold it.

Woof, woof!

Yeah!

Wow! Work, sis!

Work! Ayan, slow up ka sa akin. Press your shell.

Sound the alarm for Golly Gosh!

Sumayaw ka lang Ihataw mo ng malala

Sumunod ka lang Halika na At magsaya

Ihataw, ihataw, ihataw mo Palala ng palala hanggang mahilo

Oh, eto na!

Pag sinabi kong alarma, oh my gosh! Pag sinabi kong alarma, oh my

gosh!

Let's go!

Oh gosh!

Itaas mo pa!

Ano ba yung magbago gusto ng mga bakla binabalibag tapos magreklamang masakit

ang katawan? Di ba? Hindi ko rin mag-gets.

Prepare to eat and chew with WalshGum!

Ano to?

Shit! Ano nangyayari?

Alien nga siya. Kasi di ba pag nakakilala tayo ng alien, hindi natin

sila maintindihan?

Hindi ko siya maintindihan.

Mama pa!

Are you ready to play with the doll?

It's Valeria!

Inantin ang guban si Valeria kay palahat.

Gird your loins for some taste of miswa.

Pinakita niyo yung aesthetic niya, yung brand niya, pero in a campy way. So that

is smart for her. I love that. I feel very fulfilled.

Like, whatever happens after this, at least I get to show the world what I can

do.

Her blades are sharp.

It's Katana!

Huwag ko kikonyo, gagalaw pa lang ako Ayaw mo sa akin, edi tumabekadot

Titiklop lahat ng gumusto na bumangga Matira matibay ang mahina ambulansya

Matiklam ang kataan, bunga nga mang magwasa Kamaling kanaw mo lang lahat ay

mawawar siya Wala pa mabest, gusto sumakay sa floor Kinamabest kasi idol mo

ako Gusto mang kakiss, ngayong famous na ako Di mo na madress kasi rugal na ako

Pwede tatiri na ko.

Di ito pilit. Di gaya na forma mo.

Pwede nga mag-check kasi mood board mo ako.

Basta ko pa ko sa'yo. Egy subo mo to!

Yes!

Girl,

she fucking did that.

Here comes Manza!

Sabi ko sa'yo, babaeng ugod siya.

Girl, ang galing niya. Grabe.

Alam mo, dapat ko din siya ng mga teliti, melalco, yung mga poste-poste,

pagkakabitong kuryente.

Queens, congratulations for showing your mind-blowing TITE.

You all deserve a round of applause.

Tuturo ko sa inyo kung paano yun. Okay, a round of applause.

A round of applause.

Okay, one more time.

A round of applause.

Very good.

Sofronio.

As a talent competition champion yourself, what's your general reaction

to the talent show?

Truly, I am proud to be a Filipino because this set of talents, talagang

matatawag siyang extravaganza. Akin tong gabi na to. And also, excited din ako sa

first critique. My God!

Now, queens, tonight, for the first time this season, you will

not be critiqued.

Because you will decide who among you are the tops and the bottoms this week.

It's time to rate a queen.

Huh?

Nakakaloka. Rate a queen talaga, Mama Pau.

Later, after you untuck, you will have to rate each other from 1 to 11.

1 being the highest and 11 being the lowest.

Of course, I was pissed.

I came here to be judged by the judges, not by my competitors.

And remember, bawal iboto ang sarili, okay?

Huwag 80-80.

Bakla, pag maboto ako, magwawala ako dito.

And Manza, you will receive one extra point.

That's a little boost that could push you higher in the rankings.

As always, please remember, bumoto ng tama, queens.

Rate a queen wisely.

You may now leave the stage and evaporate.

Alang bakla, laro pa naman itong mga baklong to. Diyos ko, kilala ko itong

mga iba to.

Pagiging strategic ba ako?

Nag-inom na ako ng alak.

Hello!

Kamusta lahat, everyone?

Nag-enjoy ba sa lahat?

Nag-enjoy ba? Nag-enjoy kayo? Okay, back to me.

Did everyone feel satisfied sa mga performances sila? Yes, for me, yes.

Nag-enjoy ako. Matagal ko nang pinulat na siya. Matagal ko nang siyang amat.

So, nasa iyo na yun.

Ganyan yung naramdaman ko na kinabahan na ako.

So, kung hindi nalang gets yung drug ko, like, dead mad.

Ano yung nga pa rin siya nakikita na medyo...

It's about the rate of queens naman. Kasi ako, I'm very happy with my

performance and I love seeing you guys perform.

Ako, I'm very, ngayon, I'm kind of pissed off. Kasi I don't want to, ano

din, also na, I don't want to take this from anyone else.

Diba? That feeling na gusto ko ito eh. This is our dream.

I love performing and you guys, feel ko din na you love what you did.

At nakakainis siya.

Nakakainis siya ng feeling for me right now.

Na we need to rate each other.

Girl, you did good sa performance mo. Thank you so much.

Mas na bibigatan lang talaga ako sa feeling na I don't want to take this

from anyone else.

You guys are so good.

I don't wanna be a downer. Hindi ako a downer, ha?

But we have to do this, girl.

Yeah, I know, I know. I signed off for this. Mishwa,

tandaan mo.

Whatever happens, ito yung sister mo ngayong season na to. Season 4!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's celebrate muna tayo. Mabilis lang.

Okay.

Like, isasabi niyo ba yung runaway and performances?

Okay, go. I-rundown natin kung siningin sa tingin natin yung tops and bottoms.

Ako, ang definite top ko talaga, of course, Manza, Katana, Merckx,

Valeria, girl, y'all did that.

Super galing niyo.

For bottoms, I will serve my judgment. For later, for Raeta Queen, because I

might judge differently.

But, mm-hmm.

So syempre ano, teacher tayo, alam natin yung mga rubrics-rubrics na ganyan.

Tapos compu-computation na yan. Si bakla, panira, parang teo, kalmao.

Kasi hindi naman pwedeng nandito na tayo. Sana nag-rate a queen na lang tayo

dito sa ano, diba?

Ayun na, mag-rate a queen na tayo dito.

Kasi nagkakakitaan mo na tayo ng top and bottom dito sa ano. Diba?

Pwede ko bet yung attitude niya na bigla-bigla siyang makangagat out of

nowhere. Bakla, hashtag aligig, hashtag crab mentality.

Malay mo kasi, some other queens here might play this game differently, right?

Malay mo magkaroon ng alliances.

Sis? Hold on.

Settle down.

But I feel like, I feel like if you do that, it's gonna bite you back in the

future. Yeah. Right. I always want to feel the best. How about that? It is a

game.

Siya yung bichesa na iba.

Siya yun kailangan bantayan.

It is a game. So you have to do what you gotta do, right?

Right. Correct.

But no, I will judge fairly.

Just to let you know.

Is this real or is this not?

Diba normally when someone says they're kind, they're usually not.

So paano pala kung maw hindi ka pala bumoto ng fair? Tapos sinasabi mo sa

amin ngayon na buboto ka fairly.

Wala lang, naisip ko lang.

Tigil mo yan. Y'all can expose me after, but no. Okay, naisip ko lang. Okay,

don't worry, don't worry. Okay, next!

I know how this goes.

Medyo may pa mind games, mind games din to si bakla eh. Di ba naman ako naiirit?

Parang nag-ano pa ako eh, kinaka pa ako pa.

So, syempre talaga, ay gagawa ko ng paraan. Sabi ko, hindi pwede na ilalagay

niyo ako sa botong.

No, no, not on my watch.

Okay, so mag-rate na tayo ng queen.

We're gonna be kind of strategic about this.

So eto na ha.

Let's start.

Eleventh place.

I am so sorry dear, but that wig, that is a chop for me.

Nag-gets ko yung energy, babe.

Pero siguro meron lang specific audience na mas makakagets pa.

Magaling talaga siya. Like, work class.

Pero mas nangibabaw yung bago sa paningkol.

May gagaling pa yung talent niya eh. Kasi talent to eh. T-I-T-E. Kailangan pa

sabog. Kaya, Mare, pasensya ka na. Diyan ka muna sa rank 4.

Pulang pa ng energy.

Dahil dyan, number 5 ka, Andy Cracker.

That is my provincial girl right there.

I will not let you down.

Bitch, Miss Wa, you are my 5th place.

I got you, girl.

For the 5th, that's my provincial queen, Marine Biology.

Una pa lang is for me, sumanga na ako sa kanya sa performance niya, Dixie Decoy.

And my number one is of course, si Ate Valeria.

We told each other that we're gonna have each other's back no matter what.

Katana, number three.

May nakita na akong ganitong act. It's not new to me kahit mahirap siya.

I'm giving this to Ate Mansa.

And... May rank 1 spot since the moment na naglakad si Makala sa stage.

Girls, kailangan natin siyang bantayan.

Nungulubot na siya, pero lumalaban pa. Ibigay mo siya kay Bombalicious. Eh,

clever. Bakla. Malala.

And that's it?

Kerenzies! Welcome back, ladies!

Now... From the tallied Rata Queen votes, you decided who among you are the

tops and the bottoms this week.

When I call your name, please step forward.

You are all safe.

Thank you.

Please go to back the stage.

Tangina. Okay, go.

Bawi next week. Ganun mga eksena.

Golly gosh.

And Valeria.

Golly gosh, you are safe.

Valeria, you are shape.

Ah, safe pala.

Barge gum.

And Taylor Sheesh.

I'm sorry, mga iha.

You two are the bottom queens this week based on the ranking.

Oh my God.

I might gonna leave the show early and I don't want that.

Taylor Shish.

Do you think you deserve to go home tonight?

My answer is strongly no.

That's it.

Borj Gong.

No.

Because I know that everyone didn't literally know what alternative drug is.

Everyone didn't get that. They just love stunts and they speak All the time with

all the dance moves.

And I realized there's a backup dancers.

Which I didn't.

It's just a yes or no question.

I'm sorry.

Gusto ko lang.

I'm sorry, Queens.

But... You will not lip-sync tonight.

You are both safe.

Di ba nag-axel ang talaga ng feelings? Umiyak pa ako tapos whatever.

Wala naman nito palang uuwi.

Sana pinauwi na si... Shut up!

You may join the other twins.

I was so happy then relieved.

Bitch, like the relieved.

Bisko, bakit hindi pa ipag-lip-sync yung mga talaga?

Lower sections?

So... Katana and Manza.

Based on the real queen rankings, you are the top two queens.

Katana being on top sa first maxi challenge feels correct.

That means the two of you have to battle it out to be the top queen of the week.

Yay!

Yes!

Sobrang excited ako at sobrang happy kasi nga top 2, first top 2 of the

season.

Two top queens stand before you.

Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of No

Apology by Karencita.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.

And show that you are a winner, baby.

I'm sorry, Manza. Wala kang sasabitan dito. Akin yung 80,000.

The time has come.

For you to lip-sync.

For the win!

O Katana, alam mo na. Ang manda ka, te.

Good luck at dapat paka.

The battle between the power dancers is starting now!

I don't give a damn So, it's a party Yeah, yeah, you and me

We making no apology Kasi

Pantok! Game time!

We want to apologize to my friend.

We don't feel myself when you're at the ground.

We ain't sorry cause this our town.

Baby, na-na. I don't make no apology for who I am.

No, no apology.

I don't give a damn. So, it's a party.

Yeah, yeah, you and me. We make it no apology.

Kasi, wala po bagay.

Grabe yung labanan talaga nilang dalawa. Hindi ko alam kung sinong tititigan ko.

Ladies, I have made my decision.

That was a great lip-sync to start a season.

Congratulations!

Both of you are the winners of the lip-sync for the win!

You deserve it!

You've both won a cash tip worth 40,000 pesos each.

You will

also receive the very first Rue badge of

the season.

Pigyan ang Rue badge si Alan.

Wear it with Pinay pride.

Mga kasi challenge!

Mayroon ba siya si Makala? Mayroon ba siya si Makala?

Condragulations, queens!

You all made your mothers proud!

Kaya mga queen ang ina nyo!

Queen ang ina nyo!

And remember, ang tunay na ikaw ay ipakita sa isip, sa salita, at sa guwap.

Puso, puso at puso pa rin, can I get an M up in here?

M!

Now, let the music play, party, party!

Next time on Drag Race Pilipinas.

For this week's Maxi Challenge, it's time to serve in a girl group challenge!

Talagang trending at pinipilahan.

Pwede mong gawin. From the stage to King Tin. Si Taylor napatayo niya for all the

wrong reasons.

Ganun yung mga great performers when you watch Beyonce.

You can never dim your fucking star. Look at you, right?

I know you guys didn't understand my concept, didn't understand the act that

I did.

Especially, I'm in the alternative side of drag.

Nagigets ka namin.

Wali ka lang talaga.