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Look, some serious allegations are coming down from the mayor's office, and

they're all pointing at you.

Is it about my driving record?

It's not about your driving record.

I don't care about how fast you drive.

This is much more serious, Officer Dahl.

You're married, right?

I am, for four years. I married my high school sweetheart.

I have reports of over a dozen sexual incidents of you having sex with the men

in this apartment.

In patrol cars, at a party on a houseboat.

in motel rooms while on duty, inappropriate sexual behavior in the

locker rooms, in the office itself, sharing explicit photos with your

coworkers.

Is this true?

Absolutely not.

Those are all lies.

I don't know where these stories are coming from, but they're not true.

Come on. I'm a married woman, Chief. Do you really think I would do that?

No, I have not.

Absolutely not. It's crazy.

Absolutely not.

That's some bad intel, Chief.

I would never.

I mean, I'm a married man.

What? Who said that?

Come on. Really?

No.

Nah. Not me. I will remember that.

Okay, this is nuts.

Come on. She's a married woman.

You're trying to tell me she's having sex with everybody down here at the

precinct? I've never heard anything.

You know how social media is. People make up bullshit all the time.

I barely know her.

Sex with her.

Not me.

Come on, man. No way.

On the day of July 4th, 2022, did you attend a party on a houseboat owned by

one detective driller?

Well, yes. Half the department was there.

I do it every year.

Look, I heard some stories of her getting wild in the hot tub, but nothing

happened. I mean, I was manning the grill with my wife.

Why?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

I'm not sure.

Oh, there's pictures?

Yeah, that's me.

I did, I guess.

Maybe. I think I just stopped by. I don't remember much.

Yeah, I was there.

Everybody was there with their wives and friends. It was the 4th of July, so?

People were saying I was in a hot tub with her?

Well, yeah, I mean, others were too.

Nobody hot tubs alone, right?

Oh, her top coming off.

Yeah, I mean, it is the 4th of July. Maybe that happened.

Oh, damn.

A picture of me sucking her tits?

Who took that?

How do you know that's my dick in her mouth?

Oh, damn.

it was found your squad car was reported being seen in the parking lot of lucky

seven motel on jefferson on seven different occasions your id was used to

check into the room officer dog was with you in the motel security camera that's

not me oh that is how many times you say oh yeah

seven times you said seems like a high number i had to check the law

There's a complaint that you and Officer Dahl arranged a swap of spouses for a

swing session.

But Mr. Dahl was too nervous to do it.

So you and your wife had a threesome with Officer Dahl while he watched.

Apparently, at this party you were at, while you were having sex with Officer

Dahl, you were mocking Mr. Dahl about having a small penis.

This happened when? We have witnesses claiming.

You had an ongoing affair with Officer Doll, and she did weekly visits to your

house for threesomes with you and your wife for at least six months.

Is this your penis?

That could be anyone's dick, Chief.

Oh, that's my face.

You know they have things that just put face on anything.

That could be anybody's.

Yeah, that one might be me.

How many pictures?

You've been sending these pictures to Officer Dahl apparently while she's in

church.

She showed them to her husband.

He's not happy.

You also sent pictures of your penis inside Officer Dahl's vagina.

And her anus.

To your co-workers.

While on duty, witnesses claim they saw you receiving oral sex from Officer

Dahl. on the premises of this apartment.

Specifically, in the locker room and the gym facility.

I pulled my dick out and did what?

Somebody is saying I pulled out at the party and was waving it around?

Come on, really? How many people seen it?

Damn! That many?

Look, maybe I did get a blowjob from her.

You think I'm going to turn down a free lunch?

Big deal. It's just a blowjob.

Look, we had sex a few times. She was just so pushy about it.

She said her and her husband had this thing where she could do it. Like, she

and her husband had an open marriage, so it was okay.

My wife cannot find out about this. She would kill me.

Witnesses came forward saying their sexual activity took place in the

offices here.

Were you involved or have any knowledge of anything like that?

No, I haven't heard about anybody having sex in office. Dead.

That'd be crazy.

I haven't heard anything about that.

In the office here?

No way.

Not me.

No.

Nope. Not me.

Here? In the office?

No. Not me.

All right, that was a fun afternoon.

I love your little love shot though.

That's the lucky seven Marcel.

Definitely lives up to the name.

Yeah, we fucked all the time.

Shemiza, when am I gonna get a chance to hit your wife's pussy again?

Dude, come over on Saturday.

You know that her pussy's always open. But what about mine?

Mine's always open. And she's a very hungry kitty.

Yeah, she is.

But I actually have to get back to my wife.

Okay. So, I'll let you. Honey!

I've been calling you all day. My dad's having a special session on marital

issues at the church. I was thinking maybe we should go.

Could be good for our souls. Amy can work on our marriage.

You know I'm busy at work.

I can only go on Sundays.

And besides, that's the day that Officer Jones sends his best dick pics.

I mean, you like those, right?

No, not really. You know, I don't like seeing you with all these other big

penises. To be honest, I think you're going a little too far.

Look, when you married me...

We had a deal.

We can both have other sexual partners.

That's the deal.

And you know that's what keeps me happy.

Yeah, but I don't have any, okay?

You have all the sexual partners, and you've got so many now that you don't

even have time to fuck me. But you can watch me have sex.

Look, it's the perfect relationship.

You can be there to massage me and bring me an ice pack for my pussy.

Now, if you don't mind.

I'd like to suck all of these massive cocks that my fellow police officers are

packing. By the way, can you get me some more coffee?

Sure.

Creamer? Yeah, that'll do.

Cool.

Why don't you go ahead and get out on your knees?

That's

why

I spread that

love around.

um um

Look at you go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Put it in your throat, put it in your throat.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Now lean back, lean back. Just turn your head back, lean back.

I'm glad I came to work today.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

Come here. Come here. No hands. No

hands. All

the way in. All the way in. It goes all the way in.

Ah, there we go.

Suck that one to your left, baby. Suck that one to your left. There you go.

That is good. That is good.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl, yes.

There we

go.

Yeah, you like choking on those officer balls? Yes, I do.

Yeah, let's get you a single one.

Let's get you one.

Keep stroking those hips.

Keep stroking those hips.

Now.

That's it.

I think you're ready for that.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna

get

in there.

Go ahead and try it out.

Oh, Jeff. Oh, Jeff.

Anybody else want to hear this music?

I know half the department has one. Let's just see if we can.

Go ahead, man. Get in there.

Let's play a little push game.

Yeah, your husband never does it like this, does he? No, he does not.

Where is Jeremiah with my coffee?

What?

There you go. Put it in your throat. Put it in your throat. It's a good fucking

throat. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

You have another one. You ready for it?

You ready for it? Here it comes.

Yes.

Yes.

Take the whole thing. Take the whole thing.

Yeah, you want to fuck some more with it?

That's what I'm talking about.

I highly recommend it

Put it down your throat.

Put it down your throat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come here.

Come here.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

We got a creamer right here, but I need more

the rest of the police.

We'll let you get off your speeding tickets.

We've got dinner with Daniel Chardonnay, so don't get too full.

Oh, they're not too full? All right.

Oh, yes.

And pour a little bit again.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

You got two in your nose?

Oh, sure.

There you go. There you go.

Sweetie, be careful.

Oh, be careful. You don't get some fun.

Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Two in your eyes. There you go.

First of all, that's commie talk. Second of all, we're gonna keep talking to your

wife either way.

That's it.

That's it.

Jump.

Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.

Just like when we was at Lucky 7.

Here we go.

Just round two.

You ready

for another one, baby? You ready for another one?

Yeah, let's get some more in there.

Here comes another one.

Here comes more. Here comes more.

Just taking in them holes.

There we go.

Move it all the way down, man.

You're too short for that.

There you go.

Going a little bit up and over.

There

you

go.

That's it, baby.

That's it.

Your wife knows how to clean lots of dick at the same time

Good luck with that

There you go man, let's get on there.

We're putting in some overtime today, fellas.

Yup.

Remember, this is what your taxpayers go to.

Your tax dollars.

Two fingers three fingers

My dick in there

Yeah, sit back on that neck, baby. Sit back on that neck.

There you go.

Just slide right here.

Just like butter.

Fuck.

If you get my leg up, man, you can fuck it too.

There you go.

I'm not even doing anything. He just fucking with my dick in your ass.

Secret decision to coordinate.

Your wife's a team player, sir.

She's a hell of a team player.

There you go.

It's been owned

Hey all the chief is out for the rest of the day, right

We won't give her back to you a much better

This is crazy.

This is awesome

You ain't know she can do that, do you?

You ain't know that.

You ain't know that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at me, baby. I'm flying.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Yes!

She's making shit disappear.

Try to see if you can get them all. See if you can get them all.

Another one down the hatch.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Not today. There you go.

There you go. Eat her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Make sure he can see this.

Hold on.

Yeah.

All the way.

Whoa.

Grab them dicks

Grab them all. See how many you can stroke.

See how many you can stroke.

You know what's going to happen?

Give me one gas.

Put them hands behind your back.

I'm pretty sure we done said that before

I'm pretty sure she's fine.

You think she's good?

Yeah. She's alright. She just looks like she's being punished.

Yeah, she loves it. You never do that with her.

Why? She tells us a lot.

Like how she likes to deep throat Dan's dick.

The fact that she could take this whole 11 inch dick in her ass is crazy.

Yeah, there's a lot going on.

This the drool for me.

In your mouth.

You want to go for the airplane?

You want to fly?

Come here.

Suck em both.

It's amazing how coordinated she is.

Take the whole hand. Take the whole hand.

Look like a puppet.

Does it feel good to you, baby? Yes.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yes, give me more.

Yeah, give me more.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, it feels so good.

There you go.

Let's get some dance.

Yes.

One more?

Yes, please.

Yeah, come on. Get up there.

Just like that.

Yes. Yeah, just rest on that knee, baby. Just rest on that knee. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I got you.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck. Yeah, you're right. It's more dangerous than getting ready.

Yes. Oh, yes.

I don't know if we can go back and forth between us. Back and forth? Yes.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yeah, we lost him getting there. We lost him getting there.

Go ahead,

Officer Jones.

Just lay back, baby. Just lay back and take it.

Open that ass. Open that ass. There you go.

Bring it to him.

That's it. That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

It's a sensation.

Yes.

Get that air out of you.

He's begging for more.

What's he saying, Officer Hall?

He's saying it's a very hungry kitty.

Somebody feed her booty.

Okay, they ain't gonna feed him, too.

Officer Damage.

Be careful. There you go. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

She likes when it's a whole department. Yes, I do.

her ass is so hungry she need all of this

Yeah, which one you want first? Which one you want?

Surprise me.

Don't look, don't look, don't look.

Where's it going? Where's it going?

I don't think we're going to have any workplace hazards.

Sit on it deep, baby. Sit on it deep.

Put it all the way in there. There you go. Put it all the way in there.

Pass off some hoes.

You got no handcuffs.

Not today.

I thought it was only for the criminals.

She's not a criminal, she's a hero.

Go ahead and suck it.

Taste the ass.

She's just trying to get down to the balls.

I think she did.

That's it.

Spit that on my dick.

There you go.

That's it.

I

can

try

I would kill you to put this much effort into our marriage.

I'm gonna tell you that one, brother.

I would kill you

to put this much effort into our marriage.

That's a good boy.

Suck him up.

Go back and

forth, back and forth.

I don't think I'm done with your mouth.

I'm having a great time

We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

Survive another July 4th July 4th? be silly

Take the whole thing. Take the whole thing.

Oh, you know, it's pretty easy. See, turn your head this way, baby.

And then you just, while he fucks, I do this.

And then he just starts going to come out of there.

And then I let her go, and she goes.

See?

You know, when you hit it from long distance like that, it just kind of...

Number one shoot on the range.

Those moms is all muddy.

Want some of that there?

You know when that throat falls, it just kind of pushes out.

She can't stop me. She can't stop me.

I've literally never seen that.

This ain't no one trick pony right here.

was just for you and I.

You were saving eye contact for me.

Coming over the top, coming over the top.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sweetie really started hurting her feelings. Oh, she's just starting to.

We're a little past that, buddy.

Put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth.

She just spitting and drooling.

She don't know what to do.

Tell Officer Dan how it feels.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, it feels so good. Yes.

Open that mouth.

Spit on his neck, too.

Yeah.

You ain't done yet. You ain't done yet.

Get some of that spit from your mouth.

There you go.

Rub it on there.

There we go.

Rub it on there too.

Watch my wife's spine.

It's going to break it.

She'll be fine.

She got insurance running the department.

It's good.

We've been breaking her back in a long time.

She's going to hold back blowing out. It's good.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

You know what we should do? We should come off.

When do you want it, baby? Let's not get carried away here.

Oh, I want it all over my face.

I want to wear it to dinner tonight.

Wait, Daniel, you can't do that. You're going to embarrass me.

It's a great moisturizer.

You don't have to wear this.

Oh, yes, please.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes, please.

I want some cum all over my face.

Well,

let's get on our knees then.

Yes. You ready?

Yes. Oh, yes. Cover me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

That's my girl.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Open up, open the mouth

In all my years of police work, I never had to deal with a situation such as

this. This conduct is unbecoming of a police officer.

Sexual activity while on duty, sexual harassment.

The sheer number of sexual partners you've had.

It's an embarrassment to the entire department.

We had to fire 20% of our workforce.

You've lied during the course of this entire investigation.

This is the type of thing that turns you into a meme.

Do you want to be remembered as a meme?

Do you have anything to say for yourself before I take your badge?

Can I suck your dick?