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Operator, what's your emergency?

Hello, hello, please help me! I don't know what happened.

I must've been buried alive I don't know where I am.

Please calm down, Sir. Could you tell me your name?

My name is...

Could you please tell me your name, Sir?

I don't remember...

Help me!

Help me...!

Help...!

Hello!

Somebody...

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Open up!

Open up!

Got to get out. Got to get out.

Sssh... It's me.

You were gone too long.

Don't cry.

I found this.

You must be hungry.

I'm not hungry. I'm thirsty.

Couldn't find anything to drink in the car.

Why didn't you go to the house?

C'mon. We got to be strong, okay?

Mom...

Listen. We can't stay here too long.

Why not? Let's just hide here until the sun

comes up, then we go to the police.

You know we can't do that.

Sssh. You wanna get us caught?

What are we gonna do now?

We have to find Dad.

Where are you...?

Sorry, I couldn't protect us.

Dad, what are you doing?

I am making a movie. A reality show.

There's no drama here. We're very peaceful.

Dad, you're still here?

Jason, show him.

Gladly.

You are so pretty.

Like one of those Stepford Wives.

Which one? Nicole?

She's in it?

Ahh.. The remake.

I only saw the first one.

Do you think the kids will be alright?

What do you mean?

With the baby and all.

Do you think we'll love it more just cos it's our own.

They're more mature than they look.

They're gonna be fine.

We are now in the forest in the middle of nowhere.

My wife's brilliant idea for a holiday.

The kids gonna go ballistic.

They don't eat food these days.

They eat wi-fi.

Do something. Don't just...

Do the Douglas.

Guys, do the Douglas. That thing.

What's Douglas? It's Dougie, Mom.

Oh, the Dougie.

Do the shuffle.

I want to show you something. Do the shuffle.

Do it properly. Look at his hair.

Look at his hair, just.

Your hair just do that.

No seriously we need to cut that.

So what else? What's The Douglas?

Okay, I honestly think when we get back we have to cut your hair.

Because the fact that you have the same hair for the past 10 years

is not a good look.

I'll put it in the drawer.

I'm gonna bury it here.

Guys, eat quickly don't let it go cold.

Who's that?

Hey it's not your boyfriend, is it?

Her boyfriend's in New Zealand.

Doing what? Milking sheep?

Who's that, Honey?

Let daddy check it out.

We got to stop.

I got enough of your whining.

You're a man!

You want to just let Dad die?

He's been very nice to us.

He's the only one we got in this world right now.

You're supposed to be stronger than me.

It's just that... I can't...

I can't kill anybody.

Stay there.

Why?

Just get in there.

Ok, listen to me. If you hear a sound and you think it's dad.

Just don't make any sound. Make sure it's him first.

What? No. I'm strong, I can do this.

- I can help you find dad. - Please, just listen to me.

I will come here and get you... with dad.

D'you understand?

Do you understand?

Hold this.

I'll come back soon, okay?

I'm here...!

I'm here you motherfucker!

Where the fuck are youuu?!

Heeeeyyy...!

Where are youu'?

Dad... Daddy...

Come here you son of a bitch!

Kid...!

Where are you?

I'm here...!

Kid...!

I'm here, kid. Where are you?

Hey...!

Hey... Where are you?

This is your dad..!

Hi, Honey...

Helloo... Where are you?

I'm taking Sean to school. Traffic's crazy.

And your son keeps singing that crazy song.

Could you please tell him to stop?

Hi, Daddy...

Are you driving your mom crazy again?

I'm so bored. We've been stuck here for an hour.

I'm gonna buy us a chopper, okay'?

No.. Let's just move to London. Trafic's good there.

Ok. We'll do that.

Really? You're a liar Daddy.

No, I'm not.

Yes you are. But I love you. Here's mom.

Your son bought you some present.

Some funny looking alarm clock.

He said it's for your collection.

Oh wow, cool.

When are you coming home?

I'm done here, I'll be home tonight.

Okay...

See you, Love.

Bye, Honey...

Gosh, that's a long trip.

About time.

Mom, I'm not doing anything.

Feet off the sofa.

Oh, c'mon, Mom. Just relax for a little bit.

Oh, you look tired, daddy.

Thanks for the help.

I thought you asked someone to clean this place.

You are such a loser.

Shut up, Devin.

You know what I'm not though.

I'm not a smoker with a pack of cigarettes in his pocket.

Excuse me?

Hey, hey, who smokes?

Yeah bought one at the gas station. Can I smoke?

Awwww.. So sweet. C'mon let's get this on camera. Give us a show.

I'll give you a show.

Can I help you with that?

Oh I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor.

I got a house not far from here.

Oh, hi.

Let me help you.

It's okay, it's okay.

Ah, me and my sons always play that here.

Oh, really'?

Yeah. Actually we plan on playing this afternoon.

I got two boys.

We can play against each other's team if you want.

Yeah, sure.

You wanna come in?

Ok. Cool.

This is my family. And this is our neighbor.

Hi, I'm John.

His family's here, too, Honey.

Oh cool. Do you have any girls?

Two boys I'm afraid. About your age.

I just challenged your dad to a football game.

We're about to have breakfast.

How about we'll pay your family a visit after we're done?

Oh yeah sure. Sorry.

Don't fucking move.

I'll kill her I swear.

What the fuck do you want, man?

You two facing that way.

Face that way now!

Dude what do we do?

Dude cmon what do we do?

You still look pretty.

These my lovely two boys.

What they are up to right now.

There they are.

What they are talking about.

Must be some girls.

This is.. my lovely wife.

Good morning, Honey.

Good morning, Baby. What are making?

Preparing breakfast. Tadaaa...

Oooh.. I want that one chocolate thing.

Bacon is so...

Now you'll have to beat me.

That's Devin. Oh my God.

Watch my camera!

Lovely family.

Come here. Join us, c'mon.

We are now at our lovely vacation house.

This time I'm gonna beat the boys

at football and baseball.

Yeaah... They're gonna hate that.

Hello, Honey, something came up.

They want me to stay at the hotel to make a report on the conference.

I know I know I'm so sorry.

I'll be back tomorrow I promise, okay'?

I love you. Bye.

Wilder paranoia this time, please.

Give me some motherfucking monsters.