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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:11,833 HEY, YEAH. 2 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,300 THE 1960S? 3 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,333 HAPPY TIMES, HEAVY TIMES. 4 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:32,467 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GET YOUR DAUGHTER, RIGHT? 5 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,867 SHE MIGHT BE CATHOLIC, 6 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,567 SHE MIGHT BE JEWISH, SHE MIGHT BE ANYTHING. 7 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:38,067 SO YOU BRING HER UP ON WHAT THEY CALL, 8 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:41,233 THE BOURGEOIS AMERICAN TYPE SOCIETY FAMILY, YOU KNOW, 9 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:43,967 YOU BRING 'EM UP SO THEY DON'T SCREW UNTIL THEY GET MARRIED, 10 00:00:44,033 --> 00:00:45,833 YOU TAKE 'EM TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY, 11 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,567 YOU TEACH 'EM ALL YOU CAN 12 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:50,067 WHAT YOU--YOU THINK YOU CAN TEACH 'EM ABOUT 13 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,733 HOW TO BRING UP A FAMILY, HOW YOU SHOULD LOOK AND ACT, 14 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,000 AND THEN YOU SEND 'EM TO COLLEGE, YOU BUST YOUR HUMP, 15 00:00:56,067 --> 00:00:59,067 NO GOVERNMENT SUBSIDY, NOBODY'S PAYIN' NOTHIN'. 16 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,700 YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY, OR YOU BORROW THE MONEY, 17 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,067 YOU WORK OVERTIME, YOU SEND HER TO COLLEGE. 18 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,867 YOU WANT HER TO GET AN EDUCATION. 19 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,067 THEN FIRST EASTER SHE COMES HOME 20 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:10,500 ON A VACATION, SHE SAYS, "DAD, I'M LIVIN' 21 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:11,700 WITH SOME GUY." 22 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,067 "YOU LIVIN' WITH SOME GUY? 23 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,867 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LIVIN' WITH SOME GUY?" 24 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:17,100 WELL, THIS IS THE THING NOW. FREE LOVE. 25 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:19,300 WE'RE GETTIN' AWAY FROM THE ORIGINAL POINT. 26 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:22,700 WHAT WE'RE TRYIN' TO FIND IS WHY ARE THESE BASTARDS RIOTING. 27 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:24,467 BECAUSE THEY DID DOPE. 28 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,767 LISTEN, YOU'RE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. 29 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:27,867 WHAT OF IT? 30 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:29,733 WHAT HAPPENS IS LOOK, I'M SENDING YOU SCHOOL, 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,300 I'M BREAKING MY ASS ON SENDING YOU TO COLLEGE, RIGHT? 32 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:33,733 I EXPECT YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING. 33 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,133 WHY BE A JANITOR, LEARN SOMETHING. 34 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,967 JUSTIFY MY INVESTMENT IN YOU. 35 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:40,867 BUT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE REVEL IN THE FACT 36 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:43,300 THAT THESE KIDS ARE LEADERS, ARE RABBLE-ROUSERS, 37 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:46,933 THIS SON OF A BITCH JUST STARTED A RIOT. 38 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:49,533 THESE KIDS THINK THEY'RE THE FIRST GENERATION 39 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,800 THAT EVER SCREWED BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. 40 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:52,800 WE ALL DID. 41 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,267 BUT WE ALWAYS HAD ONE GIRL. 42 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,667 SHE SCREWED, THAT GIRL YOU TOOK OUT. 43 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:58,667 IT'S BETTER OFF THESE KIDS DON'T GET MARRIED, 44 00:01:58,733 --> 00:02:00,667 BECAUSE IF THEY GET MARRIED, THEY HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS 45 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:02,167 TO STICK WITH IT. 46 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,533 HEY, YOU FUCKING INTELLECTUALS. 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,667 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO WHERE IT'S AT 48 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,900 BEFORE YOU FILL YOUR MINDS 49 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:50,900 WITH ANY JUNK 50 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:52,267 BETTER LISTEN TO FRITZ THE CAT 51 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,800 'CAUSE WRITERS AND POETS AND ARTISTS 52 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:56,067 IT'S YOUR DUTY TO LIVE LIFE TO THE MOST 53 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:57,067 SO FLY OUT, BROTHERS, 54 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,067 AND CHECK OUT THE WORLD 55 00:02:58,133 --> 00:02:59,433 GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE COAST 56 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,533 FRITZ THE CAT 57 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,900 HE FOUGHT MANY A GOOD MAN 58 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:03,400 LAID MANY A GOOD WOMAN 59 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,267 LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 60 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,367 CRY OUT FOR MORE UNTIL IT BLEEDS 61 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,933 HELP ME, HELP ME HELP YOU, MOTHER... 62 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:14,633 LOVE ME, 63 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,567 I HATE YOU, LOVE ME 64 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:18,567 I KILL YOU, LOVE ME 65 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,800 I LOVE YOU 66 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,833 WHAT A MOB IN THE PARK TODAY. 67 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:28,667 GOD, THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH PHONIES. 68 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:30,933 YEAH, HIGH SCHOOL PUNKS. 69 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:33,167 THOSE CREEPS ARE ALWAYS HERE ON WEEKENDS, MAN. 70 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,833 MOST OF THEM ARE TOTAL JACKOFFS. 71 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,867 SO MANY PEOPLE HERE AND NOBODY HERE. 72 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,533 -DIG THAT CHICK, MAN! 73 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,567 -OVER THERE? 74 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:41,400 MAN, LOOK AT THAT ASS ON HER! 75 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:42,567 -WHAT A BABY CARRIAGE. 76 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:43,667 -SO WHAT, MAN? 77 00:03:43,733 --> 00:03:45,500 IF YOU HADN'T SHOWED UP SO LATE, 78 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:47,067 WE'D BE ALL RIGHT NOW. 79 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,333 -FRITZ ALWAYS DOES IT, MAN. -EVERYBODY'S HERE 80 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,667 WITH THEIR GUITARS ALREADY. 81 00:03:49,733 --> 00:03:50,700 COOL, RIGHT, BUT THAT GUY-- 82 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:53,133 SIXTEEN VERSIONS OF "LEMON TREE." 83 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,833 I JUST WANT SOMEPLACE WHERE I CAN SLEEP. 84 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,333 I MEAN, I CAN COOK. 85 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,567 I CAN SEW AND DO HOUSEWORK AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 86 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:02,867 GET OUT THE GUITARS. 87 00:04:02,933 --> 00:04:05,067 COME ON, GET THEM OUT. 88 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:06,200 AND ONE, TWO, THREE. 89 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,600 ONCE I HAD A LITTLE GIRL 90 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:11,833 WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH ME 91 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,400 WELL, WELL, BABY, 92 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,133 I KNOW, I KNOW 93 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,400 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 94 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,067 YEAH, YEAH 95 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:22,067 OH, MAMA, MAMA, 96 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,133 SINGING IT, HO 97 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,567 DUMB CHICKS. 98 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,367 -EASILY IMPRESSED BY SPADES. 99 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,267 -IT'S THE THING, MAN. 100 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,367 LOOK, I'M GONNA SPLIT. 101 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:50,267 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 102 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,067 YEAH, HANG LOOSE, FRITZ. 103 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:54,233 I'VE READ EVERYTHING JAMES BALDWIN'S WRITTEN. 104 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,333 HE HAS A TRUE SENSE OF 105 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,233 THE PROBLEMS OF BLACK PEOPLE. 106 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,533 I WORKED FOR HEAD START FOR FREE LAST SUMMER. 107 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,900 BLACK KIDS ARE SO MUCH GROOVIER. 108 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,300 I WENT TO A COUPLE OF BLACK PANTHER MEETINGS. 109 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:06,967 THE TIME FOR NON-VIOLENT REVOLUTION IS PAST. 110 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:08,367 MORE POWER TO THE PEOPLE! 111 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,633 I'M TAKING A COURSE IN AFRICAN STUDIES AT SCHOOL. 112 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:13,367 I HAD NO IDEA YOU PEOPLE WERE SO CIVILIZED. 113 00:05:13,433 --> 00:05:14,667 DO YOU KNOW THAT PROPERTY VALUES 114 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:17,767 ACTUALLY GO UP WHEN A BLACK FAMILY MOVES IN? 115 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:20,667 FREUD DIDN'T WRITE FOR THE BLACK MAN. 116 00:05:20,733 --> 00:05:22,933 WHY DOES A GREAT ACTOR LIKE JAMES EARL JONES 117 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:25,300 ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY BLACK MEN? 118 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,133 DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "COLORED" OR "NEGRO"... 119 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,333 AND NOT "BLACK"? 120 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,667 BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL. 121 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,067 IT'S SO GREAT THAT BLACK PEOPLE 122 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:33,300 WEAR THEIR HAIR NATURAL... 123 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,767 NOT EMULATING THE IMAGE OF BEAUTY 124 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,667 THAT WHITE PEOPLE TRY TO INFLICT UPON THEM. 125 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:39,767 I HAD A BLACK GIRLFRIEND ONCE WHO SAID THAT JEWISH PEOPLE 126 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,300 WERE THE CLOSEST TO BLACK PEOPLE. 127 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:43,800 I'M JEWISH, YOU KNOW. 128 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:48,500 I AIN'T NO JIVE-ASS BLACK NIGGER, HONEY. 129 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:50,067 WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? 130 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,200 GERALDINE? 131 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,300 OH, GOD! 132 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:07,067 OH, JESUS! 133 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,300 HOW AWFUL. 134 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,400 MY SOUL IS TORMENTED. 135 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:11,867 -GEE. -OH, NO. 136 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:14,467 I'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN THE FOUR CORNERS OF THIS BIG OLD WORLD. 137 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:15,533 I'VE SEEN IT ALL! 138 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,867 I'VE DONE IT ALL! 139 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:18,533 -GEE. -WOW. 140 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,667 I'VE FOUGHT MANY A GOOD MAN, 141 00:06:19,733 --> 00:06:21,067 LAID MANY A GOOD WOMAN. 142 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,900 I'VE HAD RICHES AND FAME AND ADVENTURE. 143 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:30,700 STOOD FACE TO FACE WITH DANGER AND DEATH COUNTLESS TIMES. 144 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,867 ARE YOU SOMEBODY FAMOUS? 145 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:35,633 I THINK I SAW YOU IN A MOVIE ONCE. 146 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,233 TRY NOT TO INTERRUPT, HUH? 147 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,733 I'VE TASTED LIFE TO THE FULLEST, 148 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,867 AND STILL MY SOUL CRIES OUT... 149 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:45,333 IN THIS HUNGRY, TORTURED, WRECKED QUEST, "MORE!" 150 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,867 -LOOK AT THE GOOD SIDE OF LIFE. 151 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:48,233 -THINGS AREN'T ALL BAD. 152 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,967 GEE, HE'S HANDSOME. 153 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:52,167 YOU. YOU CAN HELP ME. 154 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,333 YOU MUST SAVE ME. 155 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,100 BY SO DOING, YOU, TOO, WILL BE SAVED. 156 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,633 I'D LIKE TO, BUT WHAT CAN I DO? 157 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,900 LOVELY SET OF EYES THERE. 158 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,767 LITTLE SWEET ONE WITH YOUR HEART OF GOLD, 159 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,300 I KNOW OF A PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE 160 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:08,667 TO JOIN OUR SOULS IN SACRED TRUTH. 161 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,133 HEY! 162 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,067 I WANT TO BE IN ON THIS THING. 163 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,367 WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL, YOU FINK? 164 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:17,400 FOUR IN BED, THAT'S A KICK I HAVEN'T TRIED YET. 165 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,933 WHAT? 166 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,333 YES. TOGETHER 167 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,600 WE SHALL ALL LEARN... 168 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,967 THE REAL EXISTENTIAL ESSENCE OF THE LIFE FORCE. 169 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:26,333 YES, "EXISTENTIAL." 170 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,600 I HEARD THAT WORD ONCE. 171 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:31,367 -WHAT'S IT MEAN? -"COOL," STUPID. 172 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:34,300 YOU ARE A TRUE GENIUS, FRITZ. 173 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,467 WILD, THIS IS WILD. 174 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,633 OH, HONEY, I COULD GO... 175 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,267 I'LL GET IT. GOD DAMN IT. 176 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:28,467 WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? 177 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:32,200 HEY, FRITZ THE CAT HAS BECOME THE STUD OF THE YEAR. 178 00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:36,733 WE'RE HAVING A SESSION HERE NOW, SO I DON'T KNOW. 179 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,100 ANYBODY USING THAT ROOM? 180 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:40,067 THAT'S THE JOHN, I MEAN... 181 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:42,167 IF YOU'RE REALLY STRUNG OUT, MAN. 182 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,233 WE'LL TAKE IT. 183 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,267 THIS WAY, GROUP. 184 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,500 COME ALONG, NOW, STEP LIVELY. 185 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,433 WATCH YOUR STEP. 186 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,867 THAT'S A GIRL. 187 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:50,667 RUB-A-DUB-A-DUB. 188 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:51,900 OK. 189 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:54,067 A NEW WORLD OF EXPERIENCE AWAITS US, MY LOVES. 190 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,767 THIS BATHTUB IS NOW TRANSFORMED 191 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,500 INTO A SPACE CAPSULE OF TRUTH AND LOVE. 192 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:59,700 WOW! THIS IS WILD! 193 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:02,867 ONLY IN NAKED CLOSENESS LIKE THIS CAN WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. 194 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:05,767 YES! RIGHT! VERY GOOD, WINSTON, DARLING. 195 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:07,300 "NAKED CLOSENESS," TRUE. 196 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:09,867 YOU ARE A PERCEPTIVE GIRL. 197 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:11,667 CLOSENESS, WE MUST ALL GET VERY CLOSE... 198 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,067 AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE, 199 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,200 AS A MATTER OF FACT. 200 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:16,200 THAT'S RIGHT. 201 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:18,500 LET'S ALL GET CLOSE TOGETHER. 202 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:19,767 OH, BOY. 203 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,100 CLOSENESS AND FULFILLMENT OF OUR HIDDEN DESIRES 204 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,933 THROUGH WHICH WE REACH THE TRUTH. 205 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,267 FULFILLMENT IS IMPORTANT. 206 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,400 DON'T YOU THINK SO, WINSTON? 207 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:27,867 OOH, YES. 208 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:29,900 VERY IMPORTANT. 209 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,500 OH, WOW, YEAH NOW, 210 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:33,267 NOW I'M GETTING TO THE TRUTH, 211 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:34,767 I THINK, YES. 212 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:37,067 IT'S ALL VERY CLEAR NOW. 213 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,467 OK, WINSTON. 214 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,067 HERE COME THE TRUTH. 215 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,700 YOU GOT THE WORD. 216 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:45,833 OH, FRITZY. 217 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,167 YOU GOT SUCH AN EXISTENTIAL LITTLE BODY. 218 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,567 JEEZ. WOW. 219 00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:50,867 OH, SHIT! 220 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,333 MAYBE WE BETTER GO, HUH? 221 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,933 NO! NOT AT ALL! 222 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,467 LOOK HERE. YOU GET DOWN OVER HERE. 223 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,733 AND YOU DOWN LIKE THAT. 224 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,500 RIGHT UNDER HERE. WATCH THE FOOT. 225 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,967 THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT UNDER HERE. 226 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,000 OKAY, READY, EVERYONE. 227 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:05,300 HERE WE GO. 228 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,533 HEY, RALPH, I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE 229 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,967 WE GOT THE REPORT ON 230 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,200 WITH THESE KIDS UPSTAIRS DOING THE SHIT AND SMOKING, 231 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,433 AND EVERYTHING, I THINK. 232 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,900 TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I NEVER WENT IN BEFORE. 233 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,867 TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 234 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,200 WELL, ROB, BECAUSE YOU'RE A ROOKIE 235 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,033 AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST BEAT, YOU JUST FOLLOW ME. 236 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,467 WE WALK UP THE STEPS, WE'LL MAKE NO NOISE. 237 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:37,400 WE DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. 238 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,133 YOU FOLLOW ME SLOWLY, GOT THAT? 239 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,033 I DO. LIKE DICK TRACY. 240 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,533 NO, IT'S LIKE TERRY AND THE PIRATES. 241 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,967 DICK TRACY'S OLD HAT. 242 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,933 NOW, LET'S GO INSIDE. 243 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,967 WAIT. COULD I GET TO SEARCH THE GIRLS? 244 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:53,667 YEAH. I'VE DONE ENOUGH OF THAT. 245 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,800 HERE WE GO. AND WATCH ME, 'CAUSE I'M A NATURAL IN ACTION. 246 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,367 UP THE STEPS. 247 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,567 HEY, MAN. 248 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,333 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN HERE? 249 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,400 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, 250 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,967 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 251 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,167 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... 252 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:20,433 FRITZ IS HAVING HIS OWN PRIVATE LITTLE ORGY. 253 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,067 MOVE OVER, MAN. 254 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:24,967 WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE? 255 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:27,600 WE'RE SEEKING AFTER THE TRUTH! 256 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,800 IT'S MY BATHTUB, MAN. 257 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:32,967 DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT FRITZ. 258 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,833 HE GOT A JESUS COMPLEX. 259 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,700 OH, I KNOW IT. 260 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,167 HAVE SOME JOY PUFF, 261 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:51,233 SWEET LITTLE BIRD. 262 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,367 HELLO, NEW YORK. 263 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:54,167 HEARD YOU'RE HAVING A HASH SESSION HERE. 264 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:58,367 WOW, THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT. 265 00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:00,500 YES, MAN, COME JOIN US. 266 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,500 GOOD STUFF AND LOTS OF IT, MAN. 267 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:03,833 ONLY CLOSE THE DOOR. 268 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,500 WE'RE MODEST. 269 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:09,900 HAR HAR HAR. 270 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:14,133 THE GUY'S A RIOT. 271 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,900 OH, GOD, I'M THERE, I'M THERE. 272 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,433 YOU REALLY THERE? HOW IS IT? 273 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,633 -IT'S... 274 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,200 -HOW IS IT? -THAT'S FUNNY. 275 00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:23,767 I'M NOT THERE ANYMORE. 276 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,767 OH, SHIT. 277 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,800 I'M A WRITER. 278 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,067 LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 279 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:33,467 EVER MADE IT WITH AN AARDVARK BEFORE? 280 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,500 IT'S A RARE OPPORTUNITY, YOU KNOW. 281 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:36,967 WE'RE SCARCE. 282 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,900 REALLY? 283 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,133 I CAN'T TELL IF I'M THERE OR NOT. 284 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,433 HOW DO YOU TELL? 285 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,433 YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU ARE. 286 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,967 OH, BALLS. 287 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,133 IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. 288 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,667 I'M A FAILURE AS A POT SMOKER. 289 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,300 DON'T BE SAD. 290 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,067 SOMEDAY YOU'LL MAKE IT. 291 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,333 REALLY. 292 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,900 SHH. I THINK WE'RE HERE. 293 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,633 DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING, RALPH? 294 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:37,167 IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES IN THERE. 295 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,767 NOW, LISTEN, RALPH, 296 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,733 YOU GOT THE DEEPER VOICE. 297 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,767 AND I WANT YOU TO YELL, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR." 298 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:47,700 SAY THE WORD "FUCKING" BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU SOUND TOUGH. 299 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,533 WHEN I SAY THREE, YOU YELL, "OPEN..." 300 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,833 I'M EVEN GONNA AD-LIB. 301 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,733 NO AD-LIBBING, RALPH. NO AD-LIBBIN'. 302 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,267 LET ME CALL THEM PRE-VERTS. LET ME CALL 'EM PRE-VERTS. 303 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,633 WHAT'S A PRE-VERT? 304 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,767 A PRE-VERT IS A DEGENERATE, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? 305 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,233 A PRE-VERT'S A DEGENERATE? 306 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,767 DIDN'T YOU HAVE NO BRINGING UP? 307 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,367 I GOT BAR-MITZVAHED. 308 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,667 YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH, RALPH! 309 00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:12,267 THIS IS A SERIOUS JOB AND WE'RE GETTING PAID FOR IT. 310 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,333 CUT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT. 311 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,233 LET'S GO. 312 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,333 ALL RIGHT. 313 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,833 OPEN UP IN THERE! 314 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,367 IT'S THE LAW! HIPPIE BASTARDS! 315 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,867 GOOD, RALPH, DO IT AGAIN. 316 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,067 OKAY! 317 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,633 WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM? 318 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,800 CUT IT OUT! I WON'T LAUGH! 319 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,067 OPEN THE DOOR, YOU PRE-VERTS! 320 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,067 OPEN UP! 321 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,733 LAW AND ORDER'S HERE! 322 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,733 -OPEN UP! 323 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,367 -ALL RIGHT IN THERE! 324 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,533 OPEN UP! HERE WE ARE! 325 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,500 WOW! I CAN DO IT! 326 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,833 OH, BABY, DO I FEEL HIGH! 327 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,800 I'M FLYING! 328 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,667 WHAT A WONDERFUL, WIGGLY WORLD! 329 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:18,433 WE'RE OUTSIDE, BUT WE'LL GET IN! 330 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,533 -LAW AND ORDER'S HERE! 331 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,533 -OPEN UP! 332 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,067 ALL RIGHT IN THERE! 333 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,367 YOUR FUCKING BATH PARTY'S OVER! 334 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,867 -OVER HERE! 335 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,567 -THE COPS! 336 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,533 RIGHT IN THE MOUTH! YEAH! I LOVE IT! 337 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,633 TAKE THAT! 338 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,667 HEY, YOU! GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY THING! 339 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,800 -HERE WE ARE! 340 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:44,833 -WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 341 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,967 OVER THERE! IN THE HEAD! 342 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,833 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY DICK! 343 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,333 IN THE HEAD! 344 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,433 I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! 345 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,767 RALPH, WHERE ARE YOU? 346 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:57,067 RALPH, HELP! GOTCHA! 347 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,167 NOW I GOTCHA! 348 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,200 HERE, TAKE THAT! 349 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:02,467 THAT'S MY... 350 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:03,533 GOTCHA! IN THE HEART! 351 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,900 IN THE HEAD! OVER THERE! 352 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,067 WATCH THAT THING! 353 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:10,300 WHERE'S THE CAT? 354 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,900 WOW. 355 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,067 HEY, LOOK AT THIS BIG FUCKING GUN. 356 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,967 I KILLED THE JOHN! I KILLED THE JOHN! 357 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,833 KILL! DESTROY! 358 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,667 CAN YOU GIVE HIM YOUR GLASSES? 359 00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,233 BECAUSE I CAN'T. 360 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,967 I HAVE TO LOOK. 361 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,333 -YOU CAN'T SEE? -I'LL GIVE THEM BACK. 362 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,233 A LITTLE BIT... 363 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:11,067 OH, BOY, THIS IS GOOD FOR ME. 364 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,300 CAN YOU DIG IT IN YOUR EYES? 365 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,500 YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME. 366 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,167 FORTY-FIVE, FORTY-EIGHT. 367 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:19,600 I'M SIXTY-SEVEN. 368 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,967 I WISH I KNEW. I WOULD GIVE YOU GLASSES. 369 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,100 I'D TAKE ANOTHER PAIR FROM THE HOUSE. 370 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,067 I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD NEED THE GLASSES. 371 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,400 I'M NOT SO YOUNG NO MORE, REMEMBER. 372 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,500 YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING? 373 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,300 I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE, I'LL SEE. 374 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,567 I'LL MENTION THAT I SEE. 375 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,600 YOU'RE DOING FINE. 376 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,600 YOU'RE DOING FINE. 377 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:53,867 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 378 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,467 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THE BOOK, RIGHT? 379 00:17:56,533 --> 00:18:00,633 SO SAY IT. SAY IT. 380 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,533 ALL RIGHT. 381 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,467 ALL RIGHT. GOOD. 382 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,167 -GOOD. -BEAUTIFUL. 383 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,400 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 384 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,633 JUST NORMAL. 385 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:14,067 YOU KNOW, NICE AND QUIET. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 386 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,500 DON'T RUSH. 387 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:36,500 MOTHER OF GOD, I'M A FUCKING FUGITIVE. 388 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,400 THIS IS THE PLACE! 389 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,433 I SAW HIM COME IN HERE! 390 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,600 OH, MY GOD, IT'S A SYNAGOGUE. 391 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,067 WHAT KIND OF A PLACE IS THIS? 392 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,300 A CHURCH? 393 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,800 LISTEN, I CAN HEAR THEM. 394 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,167 DON'T SOUND LIKE ENGLISH. 395 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:07,567 ARE THEY PUERTO RICANS? 396 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:10,333 RALPH, YOU'RE TRYING MY PATIENCE. 397 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,300 YOU GO DOWN THAT AISLE, I'LL GO DOWN THIS AISLE. 398 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:16,867 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SAID SOMETHING BRIGHT. 399 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:17,800 RALPH, PLEASE BE QUIET. 400 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,067 IT'S MY PEOPLE. 401 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,567 -EXCUSE ME, RABBI. 402 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,900 -THEY ALL GOT LONG HAIR. 403 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,467 -SORRY, RABBI. 404 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,067 -THEY ALL GOT LONG CLOTHES. 405 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,067 -EXCUSE ME. 406 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:43,600 -MUST BE A HIPPIE CHURCH. 407 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,667 HI, RABBI. 408 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,433 DID YOU SEE HIM? 409 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,867 SHH! 410 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:56,633 GOD. 411 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,333 RALPH, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP? 412 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,033 I AIN'T TALKING LOUD. 413 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,333 EXCUSE ME, RABBI. 414 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,333 HI, MA. 415 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,867 EXCUSE ME, RABBI. 416 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:06,867 UNCLE BEN, HOW ARE YOU? 417 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:10,333 I'M CATCHING A CRIMINAL. 418 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,500 EXCUSE ME, RABB... IT'S YOU. 419 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,500 DID YOU FIND HIM? 420 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,600 NO, HE WAS OVER THERE, BUT... 421 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:21,967 -BUT I WAS JUST TELLING YOU... 422 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,300 -CUT IT OUT! 423 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,467 BUT I WAS JUST... 424 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,800 I AIN'T TALKING LOUD! 425 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,400 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 426 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,400 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 427 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,900 YOU SAVED MY LIFE! 428 00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,900 WE INTERRUPT THE ISRAELI-ARAB WAR 429 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,767 FOR THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 430 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,333 THE PRESIDENT, AFTER CONFERRING 431 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,967 WITH THE ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER GOLDA MEIR, 432 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:08,067 HAS AGREED TO SEND MORE ARMS AND EQUIPMENT TO ISRAEL 433 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,767 BASED ON THE RETURN OF NEW YORK CITY AND LOS ANGELES 434 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,067 TO THE UNITED STATES. 435 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,633 MAZEL TOV! MAZEL TOV! 436 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:26,133 STOP, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CAT! 437 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,667 STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! 438 00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:29,500 STOP! 439 00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:46,600 STUPID, RALPH, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DANCE. 440 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,367 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BREAK THE CIRCLE! 441 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,100 -YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DANCE. 442 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,533 -I GOT MUSICAL FEET. 443 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,500 YOU DUMB ROOKIE. 444 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,200 DUMB ROOKIE! 445 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:57,433 YOU DUMB ROOKIE! 446 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,100 DUMB ROOKIE! 447 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,333 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DANCE, RALPH, 448 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,167 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT JEWISH! 449 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,433 I HAD A GREAT THING GOING TILL THE FRIGGING FUZZ SHOWED UP. 450 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,700 I WISH THAT SKINNY BROAD DIDN'T TURN ON THE SHOWER, TOO. 451 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:46,067 I THINK I'M GETTING A COLD. 452 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:50,167 HELLO, MEN. EVERYBODY STUDYING FOR THEIR GODDAMN EXAMS? 453 00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:52,133 HEY, BUZZ, HOW'D IT GO WITH THAT DEE-DEE CHICK? 454 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,467 SHE'S GOT SOME BOD, 455 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:55,300 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT. 456 00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,167 CHARLENE ISN'T BAD, EITHER, THOUGH, RIGHT? 457 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,867 LIKE WOW! 458 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,700 HINES! YOU SWINE, OLD BUDDY PIG! 459 00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:03,800 YOU GROOVE BEHIND ALVINA, 460 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,600 GET SOME KICKS TONIGHT? 461 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,633 BASTARDS. YOU'D THINK THE GODDAMN EXAMS WAS THE BE-ALL 462 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,600 AND END-ALL OF EXISTENCE. 463 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,433 COSMIC LIFE FORCE OR SOMETHING. 464 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,267 YOU'D THINK THEY WERE THE FRIGGING FUGITIVES. 465 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,100 CAN'T EVEN GET IN A FEW DECENT WORDS TO A GUY. 466 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,267 BASTARDS. 467 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,933 WHAT A BORE, THEY JUST SIT THERE... 468 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:27,167 AND TAKE BENNIES 469 00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:28,900 AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH THEIR FACE STUCK 470 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:31,967 IN A BUNCH OF BOOKS AND THEIR THUMB UP THEIR ASS. 471 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,200 YES, YES, I REMEMBER THE TIME 472 00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:36,933 WHEN IT WAS ALL VERY INSPIRING AND ENLIGHTENING, 473 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:41,067 ALL THIS HISTORY AND LITERATURE AND SOCIOLOGY SHIT. 474 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,900 YOU THINK LEARNING IS A REALLY BIG THING 475 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:44,967 AND YOU BECOME THIS BIG FUCKING INTELLECTUAL 476 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,067 AND SIT AROUND TRYING TO OUT-INTELLECTUAL 477 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:49,733 ALL THE OTHER BIG FUCKING INTELLECTUALS. 478 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,167 YOU SPEND YEARS AND YEARS WITH YOUR NOSE BURIED 479 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:54,633 IN THESE GODDAMN TOMES 480 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:59,067 WHILE THE WORLD IS PASSING YOU BY. 481 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:01,067 ALL THE STUFF TO SEE... 482 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,800 AND ALL THE KICKS... 483 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,200 AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE OUT THERE. 484 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:07,100 AND ME, A WRITER! 485 00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,367 AND A POET WHO SHOULD BE HAVING ADVENTURES 486 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,333 AND EXPERIENCING ALL THE DIVERSITIES 487 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,767 AND PARADOXES AND IRONIES OF LIFE, 488 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:17,067 AND PASSING OVER ALL THE ROADS OF THE WORLD! 489 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:21,667 AND DIGGING ALL THE CITIES AND TOWNS AND RIVERS 490 00:24:21,733 --> 00:24:24,767 AND THE OCEANS AND... 491 00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,467 MAKING ALL OF THEM CHICKS. 492 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:30,900 OH, GOD. 493 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:33,600 AS A WRITER AND A POET, IT IS MY DUTY TO GET OUT THERE 494 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,200 AND DIG THE WORLD... 495 00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,967 TO SWIM IN THE WHOLE FRIGGING SCENE, 496 00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:40,067 WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME, MAN. 497 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:42,100 MY FARTING AROUND DAYS ARE OVER, BABY. 498 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:46,833 FROM THIS DAY ON, I SHALL LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WAS MY LAST. 499 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,733 YEAH, I MUST DO IT! 500 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,533 NO MORE OF THE DREARY, BORING CLASSES, 501 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,900 DISMAL LECTURES, 502 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,300 SITTING AROUND BULLSHITTING 503 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,300 WITH PRETENTIOUS FAT-ASS HIPPIES. 504 00:24:56,367 --> 00:24:57,400 NO MORE OF THE BOOKS, 505 00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:59,600 THE SPOUTINGS OF A BUNCH OF OLD FARTS 506 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:03,167 WHO THINK THEY KNOW THE WHOLE GODDAMN SCORE. 507 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,967 OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 508 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:17,433 I SET ALL MY NOTES AND BOOKS ON FIRE 509 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,100 AND NOW I CAN'T STUDY FOR MY EXAMS. 510 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,833 I'LL FLUNK OUT, AND MY FOLKS WILL BE PISSED OFF. 511 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:29,900 I'LL GET A BLANKET. 512 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:32,600 THE BLANKET'S ON FIRE. 513 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,900 WE BETTER CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 514 00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:49,533 BO DIDDLEY BUY HIS BABY A DIAMOND RING 515 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,067 IF THAT DIAMOND RING DON'T SHINE 516 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,067 HE GONNA TAKE IT 517 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:58,500 TO A PRIVATE EYE 518 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:03,200 IF THAT PRIVATE EYE CAN'T SEE 519 00:26:03,267 --> 00:26:05,667 HE BETTER NOT TAKE THAT RING FROM ME 520 00:26:23,433 --> 00:26:27,900 BO DIDDLEY CAUGHT HIM A NANNY GOAT 521 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:32,600 TO MAKE HIS PRETTY BABY A SUNDAY COAT 522 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:36,967 BO DIDDLEY CAUGHT HIM A BEAR CAT 523 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:39,567 TO MAKE HIS PRETTY BABY A SUNDAY HAT 524 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:26,133 MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE 525 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,900 AS I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU, BABY 526 00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:32,867 THE ONE YOU LOVE 527 00:27:32,933 --> 00:27:36,733 JUST KEEP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU 528 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,500 THEN WHEN YOU ALL ALONE 529 00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:42,967 YOU KNOW IT'D BE BEST, BABY 530 00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,300 YOU CAN SING LIKE THAT. 531 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:47,667 LITTLE COQUETTE, I LOVE YOU 532 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:48,733 SING, 'CAUSE I WANT TO... 533 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,167 IF I GET TIRED, I QUIT. 534 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,867 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SING. 535 00:27:52,933 --> 00:27:54,333 I WANT TO SING, MAN. 536 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,433 I'M GOOD. 537 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,900 YOU SING AS GOOD AS YOU WANT. 538 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,233 IF I GET TIRED, I QUIT. 539 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,667 I WENT TO SCHOOL IN OAKLAND... 540 00:28:00,733 --> 00:28:05,733 AND I HAD QUITE A FEW WHITE-TYPE OF SCHOOL KIDS WITH ME. 541 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,300 I'M FORTY-NINE. 542 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:12,733 AT THAT TIME, I HAD WHITE KIDS GOING TO SCHOOL WITH ME. 543 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,367 I WOULD HAVE PEANUT BUTTER. 544 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,567 I GOT SOME PEANUT BUTTER, DON'T LIE, I DON'T WANT IT... 545 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:21,700 BUT I ATE SO MUCH WHEN MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME. 546 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,533 WITH APPLE BUTTER. 547 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,367 I GOT TWO CANS OF IT NOW. 548 00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:29,500 THAT I DON'T EAT BECAUSE... 549 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:31,333 WHITEY WAS EATING HAM SANDWICHES, 550 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,500 AND I WAS EATING PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES. 551 00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:38,433 SANDWICHES! 552 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,900 I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN FOR SOME SOUTHERN TIMES. 553 00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:42,933 LET ME OUT OF HERE. THAT'S RIGHT. 554 00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:46,900 SUCK! THE BUS ONLY COST $17 TO NEW YORK. 555 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:47,967 I SAY, "I AIN'T MADE 556 00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:52,700 $17 IN TWO WEEKS." 557 00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:54,500 GOT AIR TO LIVE. 558 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:06,867 RIDING A SHIP COMING OUT OF PEARL HARBOR. 559 00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:12,167 AND ALL MY WHITE FRIENDS... 560 00:29:12,233 --> 00:29:16,900 THEN WE DRANK WATER OUT OF THE DITCHES. 561 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:18,067 IF I HAD A K-RATION, 562 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:21,067 I GAVE THEM SOME OF IT. 563 00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:23,233 AND... 564 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,200 I WOULD RIDE THIS BUS. 565 00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:28,367 I COULDN'T SIT WITH MY FRIEND ON THIS BUS AT HOUSTON, TEXAS. 566 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,267 I HAD TO RIDE AT THE BACK END OF THIS BUS. 567 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,967 I'M ABOUT TO GET HOT NOW. 568 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,333 AS A MATTER OF FACT... 569 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,133 YOU COULDN'T EVEN GO NO PLACE DOWN SOUTH RIDING A BUS. 570 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,667 COULDN'T EVEN GET A SODA... WALK IN THERE 571 00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,600 AND GET YOU A SANDWICH. 572 00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,067 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHO'S RACIST. 573 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,500 I JUST WANT EQUALITY. 574 00:29:55,567 --> 00:29:56,767 BE EQUAL WITH THE NEXT GUY, 575 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,400 BECAUSE I'M PAYING MY TAXES. 576 00:29:58,467 --> 00:29:59,533 THAT'S A DIFFERENT THING NOW. 577 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,667 I'M A WORKING MAN, 578 00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:01,733 AND I'M PAYING MY TAXES. 579 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,867 THE MONEY IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. 580 00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:05,533 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 581 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,500 IT ALL COUNTS... 582 00:30:06,567 --> 00:30:07,600 WHEN IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. 583 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,100 I'M TALKING ABOUT AS FAR AS, LIKE, 584 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:11,200 IF YOU WANT TO BE REVOLUTIONARY, 585 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:14,167 YOU GET SOME BREAD FIRST, AND THEN YOU CAN TALK TRASH. 586 00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:17,100 WHITEY BLIND US WITH RELIGION. 587 00:30:19,933 --> 00:30:21,433 IF YOU FIGHT VIOLENCE WITH VIOLENCE, 588 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:25,500 LIKE THE LATE MALCOLM DID, YOU'LL GET SOME RESULTS. 589 00:30:25,567 --> 00:30:26,567 RIGHT. 590 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:27,933 BECAUSE BEFORE THIS RIOTING AND SHIT, 591 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,467 YOU DIDN'T HAVE NO HEAD START PROGRAMS FOR KIDS. 592 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,433 YOU DIDN'T HAVE SHIT! 593 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,933 REALLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GODDAMN THING. 594 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,967 GOT YOU DOWN IN HARLEM SELLING HORSEMEAT. 595 00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:40,567 YOU KNOW, IF ONE OF THEM MOTHERFUCKERS 596 00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:43,700 DOWN AND OUT SELLING HORSEMEAT, THEY DEAD. 597 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,300 -ANOTHER CIVIL WAR. -CIVIL WAR. 598 00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,900 AND I'M GONNA BE STANDING BACK, 599 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:50,600 "GET 'EM, BABY!" 600 00:31:00,267 --> 00:31:02,133 HEY, MAN, YOU IN A BAG? 601 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,167 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 602 00:31:03,233 --> 00:31:04,567 I'M IN A BAG. 603 00:31:04,633 --> 00:31:06,300 JUST DON'T LOSE YOUR COOLNESS, CAT, 604 00:31:06,367 --> 00:31:08,967 I MEAN, DON'T LOSE YOUR COOLNESS. 605 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,433 EASY FOR YOU TO TALK. 606 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,833 YOU'RE A CROW. 607 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,200 I WISH I WAS A CROW. 608 00:31:21,267 --> 00:31:23,367 IF I WAS A CROW, I'D FLY AWAY, MAN. 609 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:26,467 I'D FLY AWAY FROM THIS MISERABLE TOWN FOR GOOD. 610 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:37,333 YOU THINK BEING A CROW IS A BIG MOTHERFUCKING BALL? 611 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,167 ALL YOU CATS THE SAME, MAN. 612 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,400 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. 613 00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,700 THERE'S NOBODY TO TELL YOU WHERE IT'S AT. 614 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:47,067 AND YOU COME UP HERE, TRY TO FIND OUT WHERE IT'S AT, 615 00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:50,800 BUT YOU GOT TO BE UP HERE, MAN, TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING. 616 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,067 I KNOW IT ISN'T A BALL, MAN. 617 00:31:53,133 --> 00:31:55,533 I STUDIED THE RACE PROBLEMS. I KNOW. 618 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,900 YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE RACE PROBLEM. 619 00:31:57,967 --> 00:32:00,333 GOT TO BE A CROW TO KNOW ABOUT THE RACE PROBLEM. 620 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 621 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,333 DO YOU DIG WHERE I'M AT? 622 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 623 00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:08,500 MAN, THIS THING AFFECTS ME VERY DEEPLY, FELLA. 624 00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:11,533 AS A CAT, I HAVE A CONSIDERABLE GUILT COMPLEX 625 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,633 BECAUSE MY KIND HAVE ALWAYS BROUGHT SUFFERING ON YOUR KIND. 626 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,400 -YEAH? -YEAH. 627 00:32:36,067 --> 00:32:39,867 YES, INDEED, MY SOUL IS TORTURED AND TORMENTED 628 00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:42,167 BY THIS RACIAL CRISIS. 629 00:32:42,233 --> 00:32:43,900 NO SHIT? 630 00:32:43,967 --> 00:32:45,200 I KID YOU NOT, MAN. 631 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,433 SOMETIMES I REALLY GET HUNG UP ABOUT IT. 632 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,233 YOU KNOW, UPTIGHT. 633 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,733 -STRUNG OUT. -IN A BAG? 634 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,700 YEAH, IN A BAG! 635 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:21,533 I'M GONNA BUY YOU A DRINK, CAT. 636 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,567 JUST 'CAUSE I THINK YOU GOT COOLNESS. 637 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:24,633 GREAT. 638 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,067 HEY, BOY, CAN I HAVE A DRINK? 639 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,633 OH, MAN! 640 00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,733 HEY, DUKE! 641 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,067 HEY, DUKE! 642 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:18,333 HEY, DUKE, THEY'S BLOWING POT LIKE MAD 643 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,967 UP IN MILDRED'S PAD! 644 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,433 I'M ON MY WAY, MAN. 645 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,933 HEY, CAT, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUG OUT NOW? 646 00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:34,233 BY GOD, MAN! 647 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,567 I'M GONNA BUG OUT! 648 00:34:35,633 --> 00:34:37,200 DID HE SAY BUG OUT, BABY? 649 00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:39,500 GO AHEAD, BABY, BUG OUT. 650 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:40,900 AIN'T NO BUG OUT. 651 00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:41,833 -WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? 652 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:45,433 -IT'S A BUG OUT TO HIM. 653 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,467 -IT'S SOME KIND OF DANCE. 654 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:48,267 -LET'S SPLIT. 655 00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:23,567 ANYBODY LOOKING OUR WAY? 656 00:35:23,633 --> 00:35:24,967 NO. 657 00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:29,700 SOME STUD GONE AND LEFT HIS KEYS. 658 00:35:29,767 --> 00:35:31,967 HEY! 659 00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:34,600 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 660 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,700 YOU STEALING THAT CAR? 661 00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:39,367 HEY, SHOVE OVER, JACK! 662 00:35:39,433 --> 00:35:41,733 LET ME DRIVE THIS GODDAMN THING. 663 00:35:46,633 --> 00:35:48,067 MOVE IT OUT! 664 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,433 HEY, MAN, YOU CATS CAN'T DRIVE. 665 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,733 YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING. 666 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,667 -CAN'T YOU SEE THAT CAR GO BY? -COOL IT, WILL YOU? 667 00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,933 I DRIVE LIKE A CROW, MAN, REALLY. 668 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,700 -MAN, LOOK, SLOW DOWN! 669 00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:18,067 -I SEE THE LIGHT. 670 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,233 MAN, YOU'LL GET KILLED UP HERE! 671 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,333 BULLSHIT, RALPH! 672 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,100 WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP? 673 00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:47,933 IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE GOT TRANSFERRED UP HERE 674 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:50,833 WITHOUT YOU BULLSHITTING ALL NIGHT. 675 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,267 NOW, I GOTTA COVER MY BEAT, 676 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,800 AND I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE IN AN HOUR. 677 00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:55,900 ONE HOUR, RALPH. 678 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:57,600 AND, RALPH... 679 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:59,800 PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. 680 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:01,500 YEAH, BUT HARLEM? 681 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,533 COME ON, SLOW THE CAR DOWN! 682 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,267 LOOK OUT, MAN! I AIN'T READY TO DIE YET! 683 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,600 HARLEM? 684 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,767 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 685 00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:13,100 THE ONLY FACES YOU CAN SEE 686 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:17,700 IN A CROWD UP HERE IS OURS. 687 00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:21,333 THE WAY THEY LOOK, ALL YOU CAN SEE IS THEIR EYES. 688 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,200 I DON'T LIKE IT HERE. 689 00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:34,067 I SEE THE FUCKING FUZZ. 690 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:35,200 COOL IT, JUST COOL IT. 691 00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:37,133 RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD I'M GONNA GET YOU! 692 00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:54,067 THROW THAT PIG OUT! 693 00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:10,633 LOOK OUT! 694 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,067 COOL IT, MAN, WILL YOU? 695 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,467 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 696 00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:15,300 LIKE HELL YOU DO. 697 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:41,200 DUKE, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MAN! 698 00:38:41,267 --> 00:38:43,567 SHIT! 699 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,067 * YESTERDAYS * 700 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,867 * YESTERDAYS * 701 00:38:58,067 --> 00:39:02,800 * DAYS I KNEW AS HAPPY SWEET SEQUESTERED DAYS * 702 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,067 * OLDEN DAYS * 703 00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:20,733 * GOLDEN DAYS * 704 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:29,467 * DAYS OF MAD ROMANCE AND LOVE * 705 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:40,067 * THEN GAY YOUTH WAS MINE * 706 00:39:42,433 --> 00:39:45,300 * TRUTH WAS MINE * 707 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,067 * JOYOUS FREE AND FLAME IN LIFE * 708 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:59,067 * THEN SOOTH WAS MINE * 709 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:04,700 * SAD AM I * 710 00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:10,800 * GLAD AM I * 711 00:40:13,067 --> 00:40:19,067 * FOR TODAY I'M DREAMING OF * 712 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,667 * YESTERDAYS * 713 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,233 THAT YOU, SONNY? 714 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,000 IT'S ME, BABY. 715 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:38,167 HOW'S THE CROWD TONIGHT? 716 00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,400 NOT BAD. 717 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:40,500 WE'RE PUSHING ENOUGH GRASS 718 00:40:40,567 --> 00:40:43,500 TO MAKE OUR MONEY. 719 00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:45,333 JUST ENOUGH. 720 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,400 BUT IT SURE AIN'T LIKE 721 00:40:46,467 --> 00:40:48,133 THE GOOD OLD DAYS IN HARLEM... 722 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,533 WHEN WHITE MONEY WAS BOSS... 723 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,733 AND THEM FINE, WHITE CATS 724 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,733 CAME UP TO HARLEM... 725 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,600 SPREADING IT ALL AROUND 726 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,600 BIG BERTHA. 727 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:59,367 OH, CHILD. 728 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:00,367 THAT WAS BEFORE 729 00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:01,867 ALL THOSE PEACE MARCHES... 730 00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:04,800 SIT-INS, RIOTS, AND 'DOS. 731 00:41:04,867 --> 00:41:05,867 AIN'T NOTHING WRONG 732 00:41:05,933 --> 00:41:09,533 WITH NO PEACE MARCHES. 733 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:15,467 IT'S ME, BABY. 734 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:18,267 WHO'S THAT JOKER? 735 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,267 FRIEND OF MINE. 736 00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:40,167 CAT, YOU EVER BEEN HIGH ON POT? 737 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,167 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN? 738 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:42,100 GRASS? 739 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,133 WHO DOESN'T, YOU KNOW? 740 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,100 WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M SOME KIND OF A HICK? 741 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:20,100 LET'S GET THAT CAT GOING ON POT! 742 00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:21,933 TAKE ONE. 743 00:42:22,067 --> 00:42:23,233 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY. 744 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:24,933 NOTHING WRONG, TAKE TWO. 745 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,133 COME ON, BE A CLUB MEMBER. 746 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,633 THAT'S IT! 747 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,200 TAKE THREE! TAKE FOUR! 748 00:42:30,267 --> 00:42:31,367 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! 749 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:32,533 THAT'S IT, BABY! 750 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:43,200 HE AIN'T LOSING NOW, NO, INDEED. 751 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,400 JOINT, HILLY! A JOINT! 752 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,900 STAY LOOSE! 753 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,333 FRITZ, COME ON, NOW, STOP! 754 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,533 YO, FRITZ! 755 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,767 FRITZ, COME ON, NOW, 756 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:59,300 STOP IT! 757 00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:02,100 NO, DON'T STOP! OH, YEAH! 758 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:07,333 OH, NO, FRITZ! COME ON! 759 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,700 HEY, TORO! 760 00:44:10,767 --> 00:44:12,300 HULLY GULLY CAT! 761 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,933 CLIMB, SUGAR! 762 00:44:58,867 --> 00:45:00,333 RIGHT THERE! NO, FRITZ! 763 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,167 COME ON, FRITZ! 764 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:03,633 AW, MAN, YEAH! 765 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:19,867 WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? 766 00:45:19,933 --> 00:45:22,433 YOU AIN'T BLACK ENOUGH, HON. 767 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,733 AWW, FRITZ! 768 00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:22,067 THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC GOT ME! 769 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:23,567 OH, FRITZ! THAT'S RIGHT! 770 00:46:23,633 --> 00:46:27,100 RIGHT THERE, HONEY! 771 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:29,500 WOW, WOW, WOW! 772 00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:32,167 PUMP THAT THING! 773 00:46:32,233 --> 00:46:34,300 SUDDENLY IT'S ALL VERY CLEAR! 774 00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:37,667 I MUST TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE REVOLUTION! 775 00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:39,567 REVOLT! REVOLT! 776 00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:44,800 DAMN YOU! WHAT THE HELL YOU JABBERING ABOUT NOW? 777 00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:46,133 REVOLT! 778 00:46:53,733 --> 00:46:56,167 REVOLT! REVOLT! 779 00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:58,533 REVOLT, YOU THICK-SKULLED IDIOTS! 780 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,900 YOU HAVE CARRIED HEAVY BURDENS FOR THE BOSSES! 781 00:47:00,967 --> 00:47:03,767 YOU HAVE SWEAT YOUR LIVES AWAY FOR THE BOSSES! 782 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:04,867 THE BOSSES! 783 00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:06,767 THEY RIDE AROUND IN LIMOUSINES! 784 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:08,100 GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR! 785 00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:12,567 BOSSES...THEY'RE EATING STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM ! 786 00:47:12,633 --> 00:47:15,267 THAT'S FUNNY! CATS ARE REAL BOSS! 787 00:47:18,767 --> 00:47:21,233 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 788 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,233 BREAK IT UP! 789 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,167 COOL IT, OFFICER. 790 00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,633 HE'S JUST BLOWING HOT AIR. 791 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,400 NO ONE'S PAYING NO MIND. 792 00:47:27,467 --> 00:47:31,133 COME THE REVOLUTION, THERE'LL BE NO MORE LIMOUSINES! 793 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,667 COME THE REVOLUTION, NO MORE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM! 794 00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:41,667 HEY, RALPH, YOU KNOW HOW THESE DUMB KIDS ARE. 795 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,767 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DOING. 796 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,567 FUCKING "A" RIGHT. 797 00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:47,833 THERE HE IS! 798 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,867 HE'S THE ONE WHO KEEPS THE BOSSES IN POWER! 799 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,333 HE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING YOU DOWN! 800 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,167 -WHO, ME? -YOU! 801 00:47:54,233 --> 00:47:57,933 -NOT ME. YOU. -NO, YOU! 802 00:47:58,067 --> 00:47:58,967 -ME?! -NOT ME! 803 00:47:59,067 --> 00:48:00,633 YOU! -FUCK YOU! 804 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:01,967 YOU FIRST! 805 00:48:02,067 --> 00:48:04,633 THE SPIKED BUDDHA CAPITALISM! 806 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:07,300 THE IRON THUMB ON THE HEADS OF THE PROLETARIAT! 807 00:48:13,867 --> 00:48:15,133 THEY'RE GONNA KILL US. 808 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,433 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY KIDS? 809 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:09,233 COME ON, MAN! 810 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,200 YOU'LL GET KILLED UP HERE! 811 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,333 WE SHALL OVERCOME! 812 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:52,200 GROUP COMMANDER TO FORMATION B. 813 00:51:52,267 --> 00:51:54,133 DON'T GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO SCATTER. 814 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,067 ATTACK ALL CONGESTED AREAS. 815 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:08,433 I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM. 816 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,767 WHERE COULD HE BE? 817 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:15,500 THIS IS THE ALLEY BEHIND THAT PLACE HE WAS STANDING AT. 818 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,933 IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 819 00:53:18,067 --> 00:53:19,933 FRITZ! FRITZ! 820 00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,867 GOOD EVENING, MADAM. 821 00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:24,100 OH, FRITZ! 822 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:27,600 THANK GOD I FOUND YOU. 823 00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:29,100 JOIN ME, WINSTON, MY LOVE. 824 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:32,933 IT'S NOT VERY PRETTY LOOKING, BUT IT'S COZY AS A BITCH. 825 00:53:33,067 --> 00:53:34,100 FRITZ, COME OUT OF THERE, 826 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,400 WILL YOU PLEASE? 827 00:53:35,467 --> 00:53:39,067 THE HELL! WITH THE FUZZ COMBING THE CITY FOR ME? 828 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:40,867 HAS MY PICTURE APPEARED ON TV YET? 829 00:53:40,933 --> 00:53:42,900 HAVE THEY BROADCAST AN ALARM? 830 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:45,800 OFFERED A REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO MY ARREST? 831 00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:47,967 DON'T BE SO MELODRAMATIC. 832 00:53:48,067 --> 00:53:50,600 YOU AND YOUR ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. 833 00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:53,767 I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT FILTHY, GRIMY GARBAGE CAN WITH YOU. 834 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:55,533 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 835 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,367 YOU'RE SUCH A CHILD. 836 00:53:57,433 --> 00:54:02,533 SUCH A SELF-CENTERED, EGOTISTICAL CHILD. 837 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,467 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 838 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,533 IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MY GARBAGE CAN THAT WAY... 839 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,633 JUST GET THE HELL OUT. 840 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:11,300 FRITZ, ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BUG OUT OR NOT? 841 00:54:11,367 --> 00:54:12,467 ARE YOU KIDDING, TOOTS? 842 00:54:12,533 --> 00:54:14,467 I GOT NO CHOICE AT THIS POINT. 843 00:54:14,533 --> 00:54:15,767 LISTEN TO ME, WILL YOU? 844 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:18,567 I'VE GOT A CAR AND SOME MONEY. 845 00:54:18,633 --> 00:54:20,133 I CAN GET ALL THE THINGS WE NEED... 846 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,333 AND WE CAN LEAVE RIGHT AWAY. 847 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,067 WE CAN GO OUT TO THE COAST. 848 00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:25,133 I'LL GET A GOOD JOB AS A PRIVATE SECRETARY... 849 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,633 AND YOU CAN WORK ON YOUR POETRY AND ALL. 850 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:31,233 WE CAN GET MARRIED AND RENT A NICE LITTLE PAD IN FRISCO... 851 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,633 AND DIG THE SCENE OUT THERE. 852 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:33,900 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GREAT TOWN. 853 00:54:33,967 --> 00:54:38,200 FRISCO. YEAH, OK. 854 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:41,900 * SHE MAKES MEN INTO BOYS SHE MAKES GIANTS INTO MEN * 855 00:54:41,967 --> 00:54:44,567 * SHE'LL HAVE YOU FEELING GUILTY BEFORE YOU CAN COUNT TO TEN * 856 00:54:44,633 --> 00:54:48,067 * POOR WINSTON, SHARP MIND AND A BODY TO MATCH * 857 00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:50,167 * POOR WINSTON FINE FANCY KARMA * 858 00:54:50,233 --> 00:54:51,700 * ABLE, TOO, AT THAT * 859 00:54:51,767 --> 00:54:54,867 * WHO IS THE GIRL IN THE FIBERGLASS SHORTS * 860 00:54:54,933 --> 00:54:57,800 * WELL, IT'S GOT TO BE WINSTON SCHWARTZ * 861 00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:08,167 * YOU CAN'T OUTTALK HER 'CAUSE SHE TALKS TOO FAST * 862 00:55:08,233 --> 00:55:11,100 * YOU CAN'T OUTTHINK HER, SHE'S A NEW YORK FLASH * 863 00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:14,367 * SHE MAKES LOVE TO YOU AND TELL YOU YOU'RE IN LOVE * 864 00:55:14,433 --> 00:55:16,067 * YOU MAKE LOVE TO HER * 865 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:21,333 * SHE SAYS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, POOR WINSTON ** 866 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,833 AH, WINSTON, MY LOVE. 867 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,933 AT LAST WE'RE ZOOMING DOWN THAT OLD LONESOME HIGHWAY. 868 00:55:26,067 --> 00:55:28,633 IT'S WILD. 869 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,833 YEAH. MARVELOUS. 870 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:31,967 MARVELOUS, MY ASS! 871 00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:34,100 IT'S EXALTING. ELATING. 872 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:37,833 THE COOL NIGHT WIND BLOWING PAST THE WINDOW. MAN! 873 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,233 I'M HUNGRY. 874 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,267 LET'S STOP SOMEPLACE. THE HELL WITH STOPPING. 875 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,300 I JUST WANT TO FEEL THOSE MILES FLYING BY. 876 00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:45,067 I'M HUNGRY! 877 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:55,700 LET'S DIG ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GREASY TRUCK STOPS. 878 00:55:55,767 --> 00:55:58,733 I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH THOSE TRUCK DRIVERS, YOU KNOW? 879 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,100 HEAR WHAT THEY GOT TO SAY ABOUT LIFE ON THE ROAD. 880 00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:22,067 I BET THEY GOT WILD STORIES OF THE ROAD. 881 00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:26,800 DRIVERS, TRUCKS, HIJACKERS! 882 00:56:26,867 --> 00:56:28,300 FIGHTS! LET'S DO IT. 883 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:33,467 HERE'S A GOOD PLACE. 884 00:56:33,533 --> 00:56:37,600 I'LL HAVE YOUR DELUXE STEAK WITH SALAD AND COFFEE. BLACK. 885 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:38,600 ALL RIGHT. 886 00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:43,633 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR? 887 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,233 THAT WAS REALLY A FINE STEAK. 888 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:50,733 YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND UPON HOWARD JOHNSON'S. 889 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,633 LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD. 890 00:59:01,533 --> 00:59:03,433 GODDAMN. 891 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,700 FRITZ! WAKE UP! 892 00:59:05,767 --> 00:59:07,167 HUH? WHAT? 893 00:59:07,233 --> 00:59:08,667 THE CAR IS BROKEN DOWN... 894 00:59:08,733 --> 00:59:10,367 AND I CAN'T GET THE DAMNED THING... 895 00:59:10,433 --> 00:59:12,300 WHAT? WHERE ARE WE? 896 00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:13,700 FUCK A DUCK. 897 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:16,267 WE'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGING DESERT. 898 00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:17,767 JESUS, IT'S GREAT! 899 00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:21,267 EXACTLY. YOU'VE BEEN SOUND ASLEEP FOR TWO DAYS. 900 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,300 -WHAT? -TWO DAYS. 901 00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:26,333 YOU MUST'VE BEEN DRAGGED OUT AFTER YOUR BIG BINGE. 902 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,433 SHIT. I GUESS I WAS. 903 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,800 ALL THAT DRINKING AND BLOWING POT AND SCREWING, MAN. 904 00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,700 MAN, I GET HORNY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 905 00:59:33,767 --> 00:59:35,300 LIKE, WOW! 906 00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:38,367 START THINKING ABOUT FIXING THIS CAR, FRITZ... 907 00:59:38,433 --> 00:59:41,800 OR WE'LL BE SITTING HERE FOREVER. 908 00:59:41,867 --> 00:59:43,367 LOOK, IS SOMETHING BUGGING YOU, PAL? 909 00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:48,800 YEAH, THE CAR WON'T GO! 910 00:59:48,867 --> 00:59:54,133 WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 911 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,400 I KNEW THAT ALL THE TIME. 912 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,133 THE ENGINE'S NOT UP HERE, IT'S IN THE BACK. 913 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,533 LET'S JUST CHECK IT OUT. 914 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,800 WHAT'S WRONG? 915 01:00:00,867 --> 01:00:02,567 LET ME SEE, I'LL JUST... 916 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:04,333 IF I MOVE THAT...NO... 917 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,067 WHAT'S WRONG, FRITZ? 918 01:00:07,133 --> 01:00:08,300 IT'S ALL VERY COMPLICATED, WINSTON. 919 01:00:08,367 --> 01:00:09,967 I COULDN'T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN IT. 920 01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:12,800 I THINK THE PISTON ROD'S STUCK IN THE DRIVE SHAFT. 921 01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:15,067 EITHER THAT, OR THE CARBURETOR IS RUSTED OUT. 922 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:20,333 OH, GOOD GOD. 923 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,667 HERE COMES A PICKUP TRUCK. 924 01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,867 MAYBE HE'LL GIVE US A PUSH TO THE NEXT GAS STATION. 925 01:00:27,767 --> 01:00:29,367 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, BUDDY? 926 01:00:29,433 --> 01:00:30,733 OUR CAR IS BUSTED DOWN. 927 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:35,433 COULD YOU GIVE US A PUSH TO THE NEXT GAS STATION? 928 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,800 LET ME LOOK AT IT. 929 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:41,500 ONE THING I'M GOOD AT IS FIXING THINGS. 930 01:00:41,567 --> 01:00:45,067 SHUT UP! 931 01:00:45,133 --> 01:00:47,567 PLEASE SHUT UP, CHICKENS! 932 01:00:47,633 --> 01:00:52,033 SHUT UP! 933 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,033 PLEASE SHUT UP! 934 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,833 I MEAN, SHUT UP! 935 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,533 ONE THING I'M GOOD AT... IS FIXING THINGS. 936 01:01:07,067 --> 01:01:11,067 DUMB CHICKENS. 937 01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:12,733 LET ME SEE NOW. 938 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,167 AIN'T NOTHING THE MATTER WITH THIS CAR HERE. 939 01:01:15,233 --> 01:01:17,467 BUDDY, AIN'T YOU GOT ANY SENSE AT ALL? 940 01:01:17,533 --> 01:01:21,067 YOU JUST LET YOUR CAR RUN OUT OF GAS. 941 01:01:21,067 --> 01:01:24,833 I SWEAR, THESE MOTHERFUCKING HIPPIES FROM NEW YORK. 942 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:27,867 THERE'S A GAS STATION A COUPLE OF MILES BACK. 943 01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:29,800 I'M GOING THIS WAY. 944 01:01:29,867 --> 01:01:33,400 YOU OUGHT TO STOP FOR GAS ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU STUPID... 945 01:01:33,467 --> 01:01:34,900 GOTTA KEEP YOUR ENGINE FED. 946 01:01:34,967 --> 01:01:38,067 WISE UP, BUDDY. 947 01:01:38,133 --> 01:01:40,267 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 948 01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:42,367 NEW YORK HIPPIES COME DOWN HERE... 949 01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:43,667 AND THEY THINK THEY CAN... 950 01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:45,200 I NEVER, HONEST AND TRUE. 951 01:01:45,267 --> 01:01:48,900 YOU THINK A THING LIKE THAT HAPPENS... 952 01:01:48,967 --> 01:01:50,933 SON OF A BITCH. 953 01:01:51,067 --> 01:01:53,067 YOU'RE SO CLEVER. 954 01:01:53,133 --> 01:01:54,467 SO CLEVER. 955 01:01:54,533 --> 01:01:56,933 BIG MECHANICAL GENIUS. 956 01:01:57,067 --> 01:01:58,800 HERE'S A BUCKET, SMART GUY. 957 01:01:58,867 --> 01:02:00,233 GOOD LUCK. 958 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,800 HEY, THIS IS FOR SHIT! 959 01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:03,567 YOU MADE A BIG BOURGEOIS DEAL OUT OF EVERYTHING... 960 01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,533 AND RUINED IT COMPLETELY. 961 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,733 I WAS GONNA BUG OUT AND BE FREE FROM ALL THIS BULLSHIT... 962 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,167 AND ROAM AROUND AND DIG EVERYTHING... 963 01:02:12,233 --> 01:02:14,367 AND REALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME. 964 01:02:14,433 --> 01:02:16,533 YOUR NAIVETÉ IS ASTOUNDING. 965 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,067 YOU'D BE COMPLETELY LOST WITHOUT ME, FRITZ... 966 01:02:19,067 --> 01:02:20,300 AND YOU KNOW IT. 967 01:02:20,367 --> 01:02:21,767 YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 968 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,433 I SEE THE HARD FACTS OF LIFE. 969 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:28,067 I AM REALISTIC, SOMETHING YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF. 970 01:02:28,067 --> 01:02:30,667 YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITH ONE OF THOSE STUPID MORONS... 971 01:02:30,733 --> 01:02:33,567 LIKE CHARLENE, WHO YOU COULD SLEEP WITH AND THROW AWAY. 972 01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:36,200 YOU CAN'T COPE WITH A MATURE WOMAN. 973 01:02:36,267 --> 01:02:38,633 YOU HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE... 974 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:39,967 THAT AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN... 975 01:02:40,067 --> 01:02:42,800 LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING OF VALUE... 976 01:02:42,867 --> 01:02:46,333 SOMETHING THAT WILL INFLAME YOUR CREATIVE POTENTIAL! 977 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,333 NOW, GET GOING AND HURRY UP! 978 01:03:03,067 --> 01:03:06,267 WE'LL SEE WHO GETS LOST WITHOUT WHOM. 979 01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:07,900 * FRITZ THE CAT FRITZ THE CAT * 980 01:03:07,967 --> 01:03:09,967 * FRITZ THE CAT ** 981 01:03:35,767 --> 01:03:38,900 * ME AND MY GAL ARE RIDIN' AROUND * 982 01:03:38,967 --> 01:03:43,067 * I'M THE ENVY OF EACH AND EVERY GUY IN TOWN * 983 01:03:43,133 --> 01:03:46,800 * SHE LOOKS SO SHARP, AND MY GIRL DOES, TOO * 984 01:03:46,867 --> 01:03:52,133 * AND EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT I'M GONNA DO * 985 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,900 * GONNA TAKE A RIDE ON MY BIKE * 986 01:03:55,967 --> 01:03:59,767 * GONNA TAKE IT AND DRIVE ALL NIGHT * 987 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:03,467 * TELL MY CHEVY TO TAKE A HIKE * 988 01:04:03,533 --> 01:04:08,900 * TAKE ANOTHER RIDE ON MY BIKE ** 989 01:04:08,967 --> 01:04:11,100 BLUE, I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 990 01:04:27,533 --> 01:04:30,400 PENNILESS. A REGULAR BUM. 991 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:33,267 A HOBO WITH NO MONEY AND NO PLACE TO GO. 992 01:04:48,067 --> 01:04:50,500 HEY, YOU OLD SCROUNGY OLD ALLEY CAT. 993 01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:52,133 GET OUT OF THEM GARBAGE CANS. 994 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,433 YOU TALKING TO ME, JACK? 995 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:57,533 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING THERE, ANYWAY? 996 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,433 MAN, HERE WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF THE APOCALYPSE... 997 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:02,200 THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION, SO TO SPEAK... 998 01:05:02,267 --> 01:05:04,267 AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO. 999 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:07,867 OFFHAND, SON, I'D SAY YOU HAVE GOT A PROBLEM. 1000 01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:08,967 BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST. 1001 01:05:09,067 --> 01:05:10,567 THE REVOLUTION CAN USE A MAN LIKE YOU. 1002 01:05:10,633 --> 01:05:13,300 -HOP ON. -OKAY. 1003 01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:14,600 -HELLO THERE. -HI. 1004 01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,200 -HOW ARE YOU? -HIGH. 1005 01:05:16,267 --> 01:05:18,767 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GUYS AT THE CELL MEETING. 1006 01:05:56,867 --> 01:06:00,767 BLUE! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, MAN. 1007 01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:03,400 HOWDY, JOHN. I BROUGHT ALONG AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE. 1008 01:06:03,467 --> 01:06:06,200 HE'S A BRIGHT LAD BUT BORED WITH LIFE. 1009 01:06:06,267 --> 01:06:08,433 FRITZ... 1010 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,700 THIS HERE IS JOHN... 1011 01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:13,067 FORMER BIKER AND SMALL-TIME HOOD... 1012 01:06:13,067 --> 01:06:15,400 TURNED FIGHTER FOR THE CAUSE. 1013 01:06:15,467 --> 01:06:17,267 THAT CAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL HEAD. 1014 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,767 GLAD TO MEET YOU, MAN. 1015 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:22,200 ANOTHER CAST OUT FOR THE BOURGEOIS VIEW. 1016 01:06:22,267 --> 01:06:25,500 FROM THE MOLD OF BANKRUPT SEDENTARY. 1017 01:06:25,567 --> 01:06:28,367 WHAT'S THE STATE OF HIS POLITICAL CONSCIOUSNESS? 1018 01:06:28,433 --> 01:06:33,200 PRACTICALLY NIL, I'M AFRAID. 1019 01:06:33,267 --> 01:06:35,433 OUR SHIPMENT CAME IN TODAY. 1020 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,267 THIRTY-TWO SURVIVED. 1021 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:45,967 GO AROUND. 1022 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:52,867 HEY, CHIEF. 1023 01:06:52,933 --> 01:06:57,067 WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT LITTLE ACTION PLANNED FOR TONIGHT. 1024 01:06:57,133 --> 01:07:00,067 WE'RE GONNA PARALYZE THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY. 1025 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,200 IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, MAN. 1026 01:07:02,267 --> 01:07:04,833 THE SHIT IS REALLY GONNA COME DOWN TONIGHT. 1027 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,433 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED... 1028 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,367 FOR THREE SYNCHRONIZED SABOTAGE ACTIONS. 1029 01:07:09,433 --> 01:07:10,900 THE CITY WILL BE OURS. 1030 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:12,267 THE MACHINERY OF THE ESTABLISHMENT'S 1031 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,267 GONNA BE IN RUINS BY MORNING. 1032 01:07:14,333 --> 01:07:17,500 THE GOVERNMENT WILL FALL WITHOUT FIRING ONE GODDAMN SHOT. 1033 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,167 THE NEW MAYOR WILL RESIGN... 1034 01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:22,333 AND WE'LL MOVE IN AND SET UP A TRIBUNAL. 1035 01:07:26,533 --> 01:07:28,567 IT'S CURTAINS. 1036 01:07:28,633 --> 01:07:30,233 BLUE, HONEY, TALK TO ME A MINUTE. 1037 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:31,433 DON'T BOTHER ME. 1038 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,767 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, HONEY. LET'S GO. 1039 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:33,933 LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. 1040 01:07:34,067 --> 01:07:35,933 YOU AND ME, WE'LL GO AND GET SOME CHINKS. 1041 01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:36,933 I'M SO HUNGRY. 1042 01:07:37,067 --> 01:07:37,967 I AIN'T HUNGRY. 1043 01:07:38,067 --> 01:07:40,067 DON'T TURN OFF ON ME. 1044 01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:42,367 BESIDES... YOU DON'T NEED THAT GARBAGE. 1045 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:45,867 EVERY TIME YOU'RE WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU DON'T PAY... 1046 01:07:45,933 --> 01:07:46,867 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1047 01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:47,900 THAT HURT ME, GOD DAMN IT! 1048 01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:50,567 WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A BOXING BALL? 1049 01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:53,600 A PUNCHING BAG! 1050 01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:55,267 HIT HER! HIT HER! 1051 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,700 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE? 1052 01:07:56,767 --> 01:07:58,867 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF CLOSET FAGS. 1053 01:07:58,933 --> 01:08:03,500 SHUT UP! 1054 01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:05,067 AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS PLACE... 1055 01:08:05,067 --> 01:08:07,400 YOU'LL GET TOGETHER AND SCREW ONE ANOTHER. 1056 01:08:07,467 --> 01:08:09,167 THAT'S NICE. THAT IS NICE. 1057 01:08:09,233 --> 01:08:12,067 SEE, SHE LOVES IT. 1058 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,200 I LOVE IT, TOO. 1059 01:08:14,267 --> 01:08:16,367 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF LOUSY TIME TO KILL. 1060 01:08:16,433 --> 01:08:18,900 TO ZERO HOUR. 1061 01:08:18,967 --> 01:08:20,700 I THINK I'M GONNA RIDE THAT GODDAMN HORSE. 1062 01:08:20,767 --> 01:08:22,500 THEN GO ON, HAVE A GO. YOU'LL LOVE IT. 1063 01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:25,367 LET ME RIDE THAT GODDAMN HORSE. 1064 01:08:25,433 --> 01:08:26,333 GET ON WITH IT. 1065 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,400 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 1066 01:08:27,467 --> 01:08:31,533 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NAZI FAGS! 1067 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,533 GUYS, THAT'S UNCOOL. 1068 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,067 DON'T DO THAT. 1069 01:08:34,133 --> 01:08:35,467 LISTEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 1070 01:08:35,533 --> 01:08:39,100 YOU LOUSY... 1071 01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:41,300 CUT IT OUT. YOU'RE HURTING HER! 1072 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,067 YOU MANIACS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER? 1073 01:08:44,067 --> 01:08:49,200 GO AHEAD AND HIT ME! 1074 01:08:49,267 --> 01:08:50,300 MY GOD, MY GOD! 1075 01:08:50,367 --> 01:08:51,900 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 1076 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,300 THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT, BLUE. 1077 01:08:58,367 --> 01:09:01,333 OUR RELATIONSHIP STINKS. 1078 01:09:24,067 --> 01:09:27,300 COME ON, HARRIET. LET'S GO INSIDE, IT'S COLD. 1079 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:29,833 I HAVE TO GO TO BED BY DAY. 1080 01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:32,800 COME ON INSIDE, BABY, YOU'LL GET HURT OUT HERE. 1081 01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:35,333 LISTEN, I TRIED TO STOP THEM, BUT ... 1082 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:39,300 -COME ON, FRITZ! -WAIT A MINUTE, HUH? 1083 01:09:39,367 --> 01:09:41,067 JOHN SAYS THIS NIGHT WILL MEAN... 1084 01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:44,800 A GREAT LEAP FORWARD FOR AMERICA'S SOCIAL EVOLUTION. 1085 01:09:44,867 --> 01:09:50,767 DIG IT, WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP THE POWER PLANT. 1086 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:51,833 THIS WILL KEEP YOU WARM. 1087 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,533 I GOTTA GO. 1088 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,000 HEY, BABY. 1089 01:10:08,067 --> 01:10:09,967 WE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME TODAY AND GOT OUR ROCKS OFF. 1090 01:10:14,367 --> 01:10:17,600 NOW WE MUST DEVOTE OURSELVES TO THE GREAT TASK BEFORE US. 1091 01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:37,267 WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO HIT HER SO HARD FOR? 1092 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:38,900 SHE LOVED IT. 1093 01:10:38,967 --> 01:10:40,733 ME AND YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED TO BLOW UP THE POWER PLANT. 1094 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,233 THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 1095 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:45,300 THE REVOLUTION. 1096 01:10:45,367 --> 01:10:46,967 YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT! 1097 01:10:47,033 --> 01:10:48,133 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT... IS A REASON TO HURT, 1098 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,433 TO DESTROY, TO BLOW UP. 1099 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,733 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A REAL REVOLUTION IS. 1100 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,867 NONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES DO. 1101 01:11:13,567 --> 01:11:19,100 HARRIET, WELL, SHE'S GOOD. 1102 01:11:19,167 --> 01:11:23,133 SHE'S REAL. SHE LOVES. 1103 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,500 SHE LOVES. 1104 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:25,700 AND WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT... 1105 01:11:25,767 --> 01:11:27,333 THAT'S WHERE IT'S REALLY AT. 1106 01:11:32,867 --> 01:11:37,067 THE LOVE YOU GIVE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU GET. 1107 01:11:37,133 --> 01:11:38,067 WELL, FUCK IT. 1108 01:11:38,067 --> 01:11:39,300 I AIN'T DOING IT. 1109 01:11:39,367 --> 01:11:41,300 SO LONG, FRITZ. 1110 01:11:41,367 --> 01:11:43,867 I AIN'T PLANTING THIS BOMB FOR YOU SCHMUCKS. 1111 01:12:10,267 --> 01:12:11,433 FAR OUT. 1112 01:13:30,767 --> 01:13:34,367 AND THOUGH AFTER MY SKIN WORMS DESTROY THIS BODY... 1113 01:13:34,433 --> 01:13:37,500 YET IN MY FLESH SHALL I SEE GOD... 1114 01:13:37,567 --> 01:13:40,400 WHOM I SHALL SEE FOR MYSELF. 1115 01:13:40,467 --> 01:13:42,833 FRITZ! YOU GOTTA LET US SEE OUR FRITZ! 1116 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:44,700 WHERE IS HE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM? 1117 01:13:44,767 --> 01:13:46,267 YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE, YOU JUST CAN'T. 1118 01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,533 I'M SORRY, GIRLS. 1119 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,700 -HE'S UNDER HOUSE ARREST. -LET US SEE HIM ! PLEASE! 1120 01:13:49,767 --> 01:13:51,100 -NO ONE GETS IN. -HE'S HURT. 1121 01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:52,833 LORD JESUS... 1122 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,600 AND SHALT BELIEVE IN THINE HEART... 1123 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:59,867 THAT GOD HATH RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD. 1124 01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:01,767 I RECKON HE, UH... 1125 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:03,633 HE MUST BE THROUGH. 1126 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:09,400 FINISHED. 1127 01:14:09,467 --> 01:14:10,833 FOR WITH THE HEART... 1128 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,300 MAN BELIEVETH UNTO RIGHTEOUSNESS... 1129 01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:14,300 AND WITH THE MOUTH... 1130 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:17,733 CONFESSION IS MADE UNTO SALVATION. 1131 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:21,267 HE THAT COVERETH HIS SINS SHALL NOT PROSPER... 1132 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:24,933 BUT WHOSO CONFESSETH AND FORSAKETH THEM... 1133 01:14:25,067 --> 01:14:27,467 SHALL HAVE MERCY. 1134 01:14:27,533 --> 01:14:29,333 FRITZ, WE'RE SO SORRY, BABY. 1135 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,967 HE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING. 1136 01:14:53,533 --> 01:14:56,467 I'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN... 1137 01:14:56,533 --> 01:15:02,333 THE FOUR CORNERS... OF THIS BIG OLD WORLD. 1138 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:08,467 I'VE...SEEN IT ALL... AND I'VE DONE IT ALL. 1139 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:15,833 I'VE FOUGHT MANY A GOOD MAN... 1140 01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:20,067 AND I'VE LAID MANY A GOOD WOMAN. 1141 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:22,533 AND... 1142 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:27,167 IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED... 1143 01:15:27,233 --> 01:15:30,433 IT'S...IT'S... 1144 01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:31,733 YOU GET OVER HERE... 1145 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,200 AND YOU GET DOWN THERE LIKE THAT... 1146 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,200 POOR CAT. 1147 01:15:59,267 --> 01:16:02,733 HE WAS A... HE WAS A TOUGH KID 1148 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,500 AT THAT, WASN'T HE? 1149 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:23,067 * DOWN THE LANE THEY'RE STROLLING * 1150 01:16:23,133 --> 01:16:28,067 * TWO BY TWO * 1151 01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:31,533 * HOLDING HANDS * 1152 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,333 * THEY SMILE LIKE WE USED TO DO * 1153 01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:44,067 * HERE WITH THEIR ONE AND ONLY * 1154 01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:49,333 * I'D FORGOTTEN I WAS LONELY * 1155 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:54,333 * OH, HOW I WISH THAT HERE WERE THERE WITH YOU * 1156 01:16:59,433 --> 01:17:05,433 * ALL THE DAYS OF SADNESS THEY SEEM SO NEEDLESS NOW * 1157 01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:14,933 * YES, IT'S TAKEN ME THIS LONG, LONG TIME * 1158 01:17:15,067 --> 01:17:19,633 * TO SEE IT'S CLEAR * 1159 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:25,633 * AND MY DREAMS KEEP DRIFTING BACK TO ME * 1160 01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:35,467 * AND OUR STROLLS BENEATH THESE SAME STARS ABOVE * 1161 01:17:39,567 --> 01:17:44,667 * AND WHEN THE LEAVES ARE FALLING * 1162 01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:51,067 * MY HEART WILL BE RECALLING * 1163 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:57,067 * YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL I EVER REALLY LOVED * 75229

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