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[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]

You should go.

It's your engagement party tomorrow.

Right. Right.

Engagement party, less than 24 hours.

Good call.

Yeah.

Uh, I'm sorry for just stopping by like this. Um...

It's okay.

I hope I helped.

You did.

You always do.

[SIGHS] Good night, Zoey.

Good...

night.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

ZOEY: Hello.

And how's your morning going?

Um, okay.

Why are you smirking?

Because I saw Simon

go into your apartment late at night alone.

Right. Well, then, you also missed him

leaving my apartment about 10 minutes later, alone.

- Mm. - He just wanted to talk.

Ooh, that's it?

Nothing else happened?

No. Mo! He is an engaged man.

I meant did he sing to you?

And you have to make everything so sexual.

Don't you know you're in the presence of a lady?

He sang to me.

He sang "Should I Stay or Should I Go."

And you told him he should...

- Go. - Either way, it's trouble.

It says it right there in the song.

Is it trouble, though?

He was only thinking about staying.

- [CELL PHONE BUZZES] - [CELL PHONE BEEPS]

- Oh, my God. - What?

It's Jessica, Simon's fiancée.

Like I said, trouble.

Why would she even be texting you?

Do you think it's about last night?

What do I do? Do I text her back?

No! You do not text her back.

You stay as far away from this phone as possible.

Ow.

Is this a protractor?

Maybe.

Bye.

Basically I just told Autumn

I didn't think we were on the same wavelength,

and then I said a bunch of stuff about paths and journeys,

and we decided to go our separate ways.

So everything's cool between the two of you?

Oh, yeah. As far as breakups are concerned,

I think it went well, really well.

Like, if there were awards for breakups, the Breakies,

- I'd at least get a nomination. - [LAUGHS]

Well, I'm glad things ended on such a positive note.

♪ Shot through the heart ♪

♪ And you're to blame ♪

♪ Darling, you give love a bad name ♪

Morning, Autumn.

Uh, I'm gonna have...

You always get the usual.

I do, I do, but this time,

I'm thinking maybe I switch things up a little bit.

Like, I've always considered myself a purist

when it comes to java consumption,

but there are so many libations on this menu,

and it's like, is this the day when I try my first chai tea?

Or, ooh, an iced latte maybe?

I don't know. What do you think, Autz?

I think Autumn's busy.

We've taken up enough of her time.

- I'll have the usual. - Yeah, and I'll just have

a Frappuccino or an iced latte. Yeah, yeah, iced latte.

["YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME" PLAYING]

♪ An angel's smile is what you sell ♪

♪ You promised me heaven, then put me through hell ♪

♪ Chains of love got a hold on me ♪

♪ When passions a prison, you can't break free ♪

♪ Ohh, you're a loaded gun ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Ohh, there's nowhere to run ♪

♪ No one can save me, the damage is done ♪

♪ Shot through the heart ♪

- ♪ And you're to blame ♪ - [ZOEY SPUTTERS]

What's so funny?

Nothing. Strange morning.

♪ I played my part ♪

♪ And you play your game ♪

♪ You give love a bad name ♪

♪ You give love ♪

♪ A bad name ♪

[MUSIC ENDS]

Have a great day.

You, too.

See? Told you all's good.

"Max... imum A-hole?"

Wait. Is this someone else's drink?

Pretty sure that's yours.

Autumn?

Hey, A-Autumn? Something wrong?

Are you kidding? You dumped me.

Well, yeah, but didn't we both agree that it was, like,

the best breakup ever?

- And then there's, like... - No. We didn't agree.

You totally blindsided me.

Then you come back into my coffee shop the very next day?

Did you really think you could just end things

and we'd pretend like it never happened?

Y-Yeah?

I'm glad we broke up.

You're a self-important, arrogant nerd who dresses

like a third grader, and I never want to see you in here again.

She's wrong.

You are not arrogant.

But we are going to have to find a new favorite coffee shop.

This is terrible.

You talking about the girl or the coffee shop?

I don't know, both.

Sometimes I just feel like I can't do anything right.

[CELL PHONE RINGTONE]

_

[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[PHONE LINE RINGING]

Hello.

Someone sounds like they're in a good mood.

I am. I'm setting up for Simon and Jessica's party.

I cannot wait for you to see this place, honey.

That's, uh, exactly why I am calling.

Um...

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it tonight.

Oh, no.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I was...

I was really looking forward to hanging with you.

I know. Me, too, but I will see you soon.

I don't know if you've noticed,

but I tend to hang out at your house a lot.

- Who's gonna be with Dad tonight? - Oh, Paul is coming in

from Portland to spend the weekend.

Oh, great. I love Paul. That'll make Dad happy.

Oh, wait. Can you just check with Jessica

to see if she likes those before I put them out? Thank you.

Are you with Jessica right now? Does she seem upset?

No, but she did ask for your number earlier.

- Why didn't she ask Simon? - Do you want me to ask her?

No! Nope.

Um, listen, Mom, I gotta work.

Uh, have fun tonight. You've earned it.

Bro, it's gonna be an open bar,

and you know Simon's a top-shelf kinda guy,

Wait. Simon invited you guys to his engagement party, too?

Why? You can't believe Simon would have friends as cool as us?

Yeah, that's where my confusion lies.

If you must know, we taught Si-Si

how to beat Galaga in the game area,

and we've been tight ever since.

Have you ever called him Si-Si to his face?

We are building to that.

[SIGHS] People, I keep telling you,

I need to hear the next big idea.

What have you got for me?

Joan, right here. I got this "robot dog

that can tell the weather" idea in my back pocket.

Okay, keep it in your back pocket.

I don't get it. How hard can it be to come up

with something game-changing, brilliant, and revolutionary?

The world is waiting. So am I.

Zoey, uh, I have another work thing for you.

Come.

Why a robot dog?

Why not just a robot? What, do you have to walk it?

Yeah. That's how it charges.

I lied. It's not about work. What are you doing tonight?

- Me? - Yeah.

Oh, I was planning on going to Simon's engagement party,

but that's no longer the case.

Okay, yeah, I was invited to that, too,

but I have no interest in hanging out with a bunch

of 20-somethings talking about artisanal beer all night.

In our defense, we also talk about nut milk.

Um, but I do want to do something,

since I am celebrating.

I just signed my divorce papers this morning.

- [TAPS PAPERS] - So, it's pretty exciting,

and since you're free, I'll send a car.

I'm sorry. You'll...

send a car to me?

Yes, so that we don't have to worry about driving and...

So we can go out together, the two of us?

I don't know why this got weird,

but yeah.

I'll see you tonight.

That sounds good.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

You busy?

Just working on a speech for tonight.

Um, I got some time.

- Come on in. - Thanks.

I was just wondering, um,

what did you tell Jessica about last night?

I didn't tell her anything. Why?

'Cause she's been texting and calling me all morning.

- She has? - Mm-hmm.

And did you answer her?

No. I wanted to talk to you first.

I guess she could have woke up

while I was at your place and got suspicious.

Or maybe she tracked my phone and saw where I was.

I don't know about that.

I just know that it's making me a little bit uncomfortable,

which is why I've decided

that I'm not going to go to your engagement party.

Ah. Okay.

I guess that makes sense.

Um, tell you what.

Don't get back to Jessica just yet.

I'll talk to her, see what's up.

Okay. Great talk.

And have fun tonight.

And eat a pig in a blanket for me.

There will be pigs in a blanket, won't there?

Zoey, this is a classy affair.

Of course there'll be pigs in a blanket.

- Cool. - Yeah.

Hi. Hello.

Jessica.

Wow, you're here at my office, where I work.

Where we all work. That's great. It's so great to see you.

- Are you looking for Simon? He's... - Zoey.

I really need to talk to you for a minute.

Alone.

Absolutely. Sounds good.

Um, right this way.

Oh...

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So, what can I do you for madam.

Well, here's the thing.

I've planned a little surprise for Simon

at the party tonight, and I need your help.

That's why you've been calling me?

Oh, I didn't call you back, because I've been in meetings.

- Oh. - So many meetings.

I'm so sorry to hit you up like this out of nowhere.

- You must think I'm a crazy person. - Not at all.

Are you crazy? You just asked.

No. Wow.

Let's...

talk about it in the conference room.

I should've... should've given you space.

I understand everyone has their own journey and...

But if we... if our journeys take us to the same place,

I want to know that we're on good terms.

And we all have different... I mean...

Max? Why are you pacing around

like that time my daddy took me shopping for prom?

I'm just trying to figure out what to say to Autumn

when I go back in there.

I broke up with her, and she's super angry.

Is that why she wrote "No Mo" on the side of my cup?

- I guess so. - And you're returning

to the scene of the crime because you want to...

Apologize?

I don't want her to hate me.

Let me get this straight. You're coming back to make sure

that she's okay with the fact that you're still dumping her?

Yeah, I guess so.

- Straight people. - I just... She called me

a self-important nerd who dresses like a third grader.

Oh, honey, you're not self-important.

If you ask me, you need to goodbye that girl

and get on with your life,

and that starts with a little Mo swagger.

Like more swagger or... Or Mo swagger?

Exactly. Now it's time for a makeover,

which is literally my favorite thing to do.

Take that jacket off, and throw it out.

Throw it out.

Oh, you really mean it.

All right.

Like, there's nowhere to...

Put it there?

- Stop looking at it. - Okay. Well...

I've still got a million things to take care of before tonight,

but I also put together a last-minute surprise

for Simon, because, well, like I said, crazy person.

And I'm realizing I could use a little Zoey wisdom.

Simon says you give the best advice.

- Oh. - I made him a slideshow.

It's very basic. I'm not a computer whiz like you.

Eh. I prefer the term "computer wiz-zard."

Right. Well, uh, the thing is,

it's got all these pictures from our relationship

and our childhoods, and, ah,

isn't Simon adorable?

Oh, this is where I need you,

the ones with his dad.

I just... I'm not sure if I should include them.

I really want to honor his father, but I just, I-I...

I don't know if this is the best way.

It's tricky. I get it.

I know you do.

Gosh, I feel terrible about your father.

Oh, God, if I'd been going through

what you've been going through, I probably would have

jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge by now.

It's... I am so sorry.

- No, no. - I... See?

This is the problem.

No matter how hard I try, I just never say the right thing.

I just feel like I'm failing Simon all the time.

But tonight,

I really want to get it right.

Navigating grief is really hard.

But, um...

I think you should include these photos.

They're beautiful and emotional,

but I don't think that's a bad thing.

I think it's good to keep Simon's dad alive somehow.

[LAUGHS] Gosh, you just...

get it.

[CHUCKLES] It's weird.

I'm usually extremely jealous around other women,

like a full-on psychopath.

But with you, I'm...

[GASPS] I can't wait for you

to see the wall of roses your mother made.

Oh, my goodness. It's just incredible.

Actually, it's a huge bummer, but I can't make it tonight.

There was a last-minute emergency with my boss.

That's a shame.

Well, we'll miss you,

but of course I totally understand.

[LAUGHS]

You remember when we took the kids fishing

at the greatest watering hole in the whole entire world?

[CHUCKLES] What was that place called again?

June! June Lake.

Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

You still have got a better memory than me.

We didn't catch anything at that place.

[LAUGHS]

I love hearing you two laugh.

Oh, you gotta laugh, Mags.

You always gotta laugh.

All right, you guys. Well, have fun tonight.

And, you, too. Can't wait to hear how much

everyone loves your flowers, so take a zillion pictures.

Okay. Thanks, Paul.

I love you, honey. [KISS]

Okay.

Hey, Mags, seriously,

I don't want you back until midnight.

I've got the whole bedtime routine laced up.

Just... enjoy yourself.

I will do my best.

- That's good. - Okay.

Okay, thanks, Paul.

Guess what. Good news.

You finally bought a dress. Mm.

At least let me help you accessorize.

No, that wasn't my news. The news is that I actually

am not in trouble. Jessica just needed some help.

Are you still planning on going

to Simon's engagement party?

- Playing with fire. - No.

I am going for drinks with Joan,

and the car should be here any minute.

- Oh, fun. - If you say so.

What are you doing tonight?

I am going to Simon's engagement party.

Max needed a wingman.

- Who? - Hey, Mo, uh...

Oh, hey, Zoey. I didn't hear you come in.

And I'm...

staring at your nipples.

I don't think I've ever seen you with your shirt off before.

Are you... secret buff?

I've been dabbling in the muscular arts a little bit.

Yeah, sure.

Don't judge.

You caught us mid-makeover.

Yeah.

You look nice, though.

Joan's a very lucky lady.

Well, I'm sorry I won't get to see you two in action.

That's really too bad.

Hey, Zoey, my eyes are up here.

Peace out, peeps.

Peace.

[SIGHS] Gotta admit, this is kinda fun.

Uh-huh.

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]

Just so I know, what kind of night do you have in mind?

We talking a nice glass of wine

or a bunch of Skinnygirl Margs

and then going to ride a mechanical bull?

[CHUCKLES] Relax, Zoey. We're just two single girls

out on the town celebrating a recent divorce

with a couple of after-work drinks.

I just want a calm, civilized evening.

♪ Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy ♪

♪ Grab my glasses, I'm out the door ♪

♪ I'm gonna hit this city ♪

♪ Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack ♪

♪ 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back ♪

♪ I'm talking pedicures on our toes, toes ♪

♪ Trying on all our clothes, clothes ♪

♪ Boys blowing up our phones, phones ♪

♪ Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs ♪

♪ Rolling up to the parties ♪

♪ Trying to get a little bit tip... ♪

♪ ... sy ♪

♪ Now the party don't start 'til I walk in ♪

♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪

♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪

♪ Tonight I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight ♪

♪ Tik tok on the clock ♪

♪ But the party don't stop, no ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪

♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪

♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪

♪ Tonight I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight ♪

♪ Tik tok on the clock ♪

♪ But the party don't stop, no ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪

Hey, can we get two dry martinis up with a twist

and couple of shots?

Uh, sure, I could do a shot.

Oh, you want one, too? Um, make that four.

Sure thing.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Now they just taste like water.

And you know, that's when the night gots interesting.

Who do we know with a hot tub?

Wow, you are really in it to win it, huh?

Yeah. I'm making up for lost time,

all those years I wasted

sitting at home, waiting for Charlie.

And the irony is, when we met, I was the fun one,

and now he's probably out, you know,

with models or the daughters of models,

- and somehow, oh, I'm boring? - Mmmmm.

Is there something wrong with me?

No, there is nothing wrong with you.

You are super fun,

like, sloppy, dance-on-a-bar kind of fun.

Thank you! See? You get me.

No one at the office thinks I'm fun.

Oh, that's because they only see you in work mode,

but they would love the fun you.

That is a great idea.

- Um, can we get the check, please? - Wait. What did I say?

We're going to Simon's party.

Oh, uh...

I am pretty drunk already.

I think I should call it a night.

Zoey, this is my first night out

as a single woman in 20 years.

We are going to that party. That's final.

Can I please get the bill? Tick-tock.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Okay. This is a par-tay.

Let's find those guys and show those losers how to do it.

Yes, you should. I'm just gonna hydrate

- and try to sober up first. - Ooh.

'Cause I'm real drunk right now.

Hi, Toblerone.

What's up, Leif Stroganoff? Boop, boop.

Did you just give us nicknames?

Yeah, 'cause I'm fun.

Let's, uh, get our asses to the bar.

Were you pre-gaming with Joan?

I cannot believe the lengths

you're willing to go to get in with our boss.

And I cannot believe you're dressed as...

Shaggy wearing Scooby-Doo.

So tell me, Shags, where are those pigs in a blanket?

They're...

they're in the kitchen. Okay, you know what?

And remember the plan, Maxwell.

Keep the conversation light with the ladies,

and if you bring up Autumn,

I will shove my heel so far down your throat...

My, you're kinda mean, aren't you?

When I have to be.

Oh, look at this place.

Gotta say, Jessica's got a lot of cute friends.

Hmm. That she does.

- Hey. - Hi.

And I'm not mad at it.

[SPORTS CROWD CHEERING]

Okay, there it is. There it is.

- Ah! - [CELL PHONE RINGS]

[IMITATES CLUB-MUSIC BEAT]

Paul?

Hey, wh-what's going on?

We're at the club. Can't talk,

because we're just having way too much fun, huh?

- Right, pal? - Sounds like a good time,

um, but did you remember to give him...

To give him his nighttime medication? Well, uh, yeah.

I mean, if his nighttime medication

is a bottle of Jack and some 'shrooms, then...

- [MITCH SNORTS] - why, yes,

'cause we are tripping up in here.

Okay. Well, I'll let you, um, get back to it.

- Thanks, Paul. - Okay, listen.

Enjoy yourself, okay?

It's all good, really.

Okay. Thanks.

[GASPS] You came.

[MOUTH FULL] I came.

Ah, Zoey, Simon loved the slideshow so much,

every picture. Right, babe?

- It was amazing. - Oh, shoot.

Sorry. I need to go and chat with the caterer. Excuse me.

Hi.

I-I hope it's okay that I'm here.

It's a long story. Basically Joan forced me.

I might also be drunk.

Of course it's okay. I'm glad you're here.

I'd like to think we get to stay friends, right?

Right. Friends.

Definitely.

So, enjoy your...

night, you big party man.

Well, thanks, Zoey, for everything.

♪ Tearing down the wall ♪

♪ Here to stay night and day ♪

♪ He's on a playground ♪

♪ Turn me around ♪

♪ We're gonna sail into the cave ♪

♪ Ride the wave right under the city ♪

♪ Don't make a sound ♪

♪ We're gonna find a satellite ♪

♪ Tunnel through the night now ♪

[NEW SONG PLAYING]

MAGGIE: We should.

- Hey. You came. - Hi.

Oh, my God, are you okay?

No. I'm not.

I'm a mess and emotional.

- Also, vodka. - Oh.

Wh-what happened?

Simon showed up at my apartment late last night.

- Oh. - But before you say anything,

I know it sounds bad, but nothing happened.

He just wanted some grief advice, and then he left.

But honestly, it got close,

and I have real feelings... for him.

And I know you warned me about getting too close to him.

I tried to back away, but it didn't happen and...

[SIGHS] now here I am at this beautiful engagement party

acting like a total idiot.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry that you've gotten yourself into this situation,

because I can see how much you're hurting,

but you, my daughter, are not an idiot.

It's just, life doesn't always go as planned.

It just doesn't.

And that's a lesson that we're both learning all too well.

[SIGHS] Hey, come here.

So sorry.

Do you think I'm a bad person?

No.

Hey, let's go take a picture for your dad.

- Let's get out of here. - Okay.

Thank you.

This really is beautiful, Mom.

I'm glad I got to see it in person,

but I am very ready to go home.

Oh, me, too. Can I give you a ride?

Uh, no, that's okay. You go.

I should check on Joan before she becomes an HR situation.

Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[CLEARS THROAT] Then the next thing I know,

the sun is starting to rise, and that's when we realize...

- I think you should bid a hundr... - [BUZZER WHINES]

And that's when we realized that we were all naked.

[LAUGHS]

I'm gonna call.

[SIGHS]

God, Mitch.

I have just done so many stupid things over the years.

All the drugs, the booze, the women.

I can't even remember the last time I saw a doctor.

I just always assumed that...

I always assumed that I would be the first one of us to go,

and I just never thought...

I never thought...

Anyway, it's past 10:00,

so the boss said that means it's bedtime,

so let's get you upstairs.

Zoey, look. I did it with my tongue.

Great work, Joan.

You okay if I go?

Lame, but go.

- Bye. - Bye.

Zo White, a word.

Mo, hi. Um, can we talk later?

- I really need to... - Oh, no, no, don't care.

Quick question. Who is that hot guy talking to Jessica?

He and I almost had a moment earlier.

I don't know him. I think he's part of Jessica's "I Do Crew."

Is that really what she's calling her bridal party?

Earlier I saw them wearing jackets

that said, "Say Yes To The Jess."

Is it weird that I want one of those?

Okay, I'm leaving now for real.

[CLINKING ON GLASS]

Can everyone please join Jessica and I in the backyard?

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Come, come, come, come.

Hello, everybody. Please gather around.

I have some words I'd like to say.

Can we please give it up for our party-planning visionary,

the gorgeous love of my life, Jessica Hamilton?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

You all know that my family and I

have lived in some real darkness this past year,

but through it all, Jessica has been my rock,

the lighthouse in my storm.

Now, I already know that there aren't

enough words in the English language

for me to properly express my love for her,

but I'm gonna try to do it anyway.

Jessica is a force of nature.

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running games ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You acting kind of shady ♪

♪ Ain't calling me baby ♪

♪ Why the sudden change? ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running games ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You acting kind of shady ♪

♪ Ain't calling me baby ♪

♪ Better say my name ♪

♪ Any other day ♪

♪ I would call, you would say ♪

♪ "Baby, how's your day?" ♪

♪ But today it ain't the same ♪

♪ Every other word is, "Uh-huh, yeah, okay" ♪

♪ Could it be that you are at the crib with another lady? ♪

♪ I know you say that I am assuming things ♪

♪ Something's going down, that's the way it seems ♪

♪ Shouldn't be the reason why you're acting strange ♪

♪ If nobody's holding you back from me ♪

♪ 'Cause I know how you usually do ♪

♪ When you sayin' everything to me times two ♪

♪ Why can't you just tell the truth? ♪

♪ If somebody there, then tell me who ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running games ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You acting kind of shady ♪

♪ Ain't calling me baby ♪

♪ Why the sudden change? ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running games ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You acting kind of shady ♪

♪ Ain't calling me baby ♪

♪ Better say my name ♪

- To Jessica! - ALL: To Jessica!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

[MOUTHS WORDS]

I got a big problem.

She was singing "Say My Name" over and over.

Yeah, nothing good happens after someone sings that song.

But I don't understand why she's so upset.

I talked to her, like, 20 minutes ago.

What changed all of a sudden?

Does it matter? If she's singing it,

she's feeling it. Isn't that the rule?

Yes. You're right.

And another rule is that now I have to deal with it.

Exactly.

Wait. You don't mean now, do you?

Yes.

Yes, I am the boss, but it doesn't mean

that I can't cut loose, because I am loose, Leif... Paper.

[SPUTTERS] I might be drunk.

- Fun. - Hi, Joan.

Hi.

[WHISPERING] Who is that? Do I know her?

Did I fire her? Do we work together? God.

It's Karen from Accounting.

Oh, hey, Kar... Karen, great accounting.

I hate when people assume that I know their names.

I'm very successful and busy.

I meet a new person every single day. [SIGHS]

But I do have trouble remembering names in social situations.

We should make a device for that.

What do you mean?

Um, yeah, like a... a piece of, like, wearable tech

that uses a pin-size camera and facial-recognition software.

Can you do that?

Could you hook it up to social media?

Yeah, and bounce the relevant data

back to the user through an earpiece.

What? Whoa.

I love this idea. Do you love it?

- Y-Yeah. - Let's do it.

Let's... [STAMMERS] Let's do it. Um...

We gotta get on this, like, s...

Yesterday. Tomorrow?

- Soon. - Totally.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, Z.

Mo, you would be very proud of me.

- Where you been? - Oh, just crushing the party game.

Getting lots of attention.

You were right. The clothes really do make the man.

Oh, and how's it going with our friend over there?

He's clearly not into me,

otherwise he would have spoken to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whatever happened to all that Mo swagger?

It went on a Mo-cation.

You know what?

- We're doing this. - We're doing what? No.

Zoey, rules are meant to be broken.

Hi, there. Uh, I'm Max,

and this is the one, the only...

Drumroll, please...

Mo. I'm sorry. My friend is not well.

[CHUCKLES] I'm Eddie.

Eddie, can I tell you a secret?

Not only did Mo design this entire killer outfit,

but also tailored my suit to perfection.

So you're attractive and talented?

There are so few of us.

I think I'm gonna get one mo' drink.

Hi, Jessica.

I'm just saying hello.

Are you having a good party?

- Can't say that I am, Zoey. - Mm-hmm.

I heard you talking to your mum earlier.

Seems I'm not the only person who's close with my fiancé.

- Right. Um... - I can't believe I was so blind

about what's actually happening between you and Simon.

- Babe? What's going on? - Oh, not much.

Just chatting about you being at Zoey's apartment

after I went to bed last night.

- It's not... - Can we just not...

I don't want to hear it.

I'll talk with you later.

Get out of my house.

And stay the hell away from my fiancé.

[CLATTER]

[FLAMES WHOOSH]

[GUESTS GASPING]

I think I like it better this way.

I can't believe that happened and how quickly.

Just forget about the rose wall...

that your mother and I worked tirelessly on

and was the whole reason that I wanted

to have this party outside in the first place.

All I want to know is if you two are sleeping together.

- BOTH: No! - Jessica, can we go inside

- and talk about this later? - I'm just gonna...

- This feels like a conversation... - No, no.

If there's something going on, I'd love all our friends

- to hear about it. - Nothing is going on.

Jess, I was just really upset about my dad last night...

It's always about your dad.

I'm... I...

I hate that you're hurting, Simon,

but I feel like you're using your grief as an excuse

- to not address the fact that... - That's... not fair.

I needed to talk to someone.

You told me to go talk to someone.

I meant a therapist, not an arsonist.

I can't believe you would rather talk to her than me,

the "love of your life," right?

I'm sorry.

This is...

over.

All of it.

[GUESTS MURMURING]

It says there's no cars... available.

How's that even possible?

Well, I think the Warriors game just ended.

You wanna walk? I mean, I could grab us a couple scooters.

- I don't know what I want. - Well, that's okay.

But you should probably leave this party

before you burn something else down.

- That's almost funny. - [CHUCKLES]

- Sorry. - [CELL PHONE RINGS]

Hey, Mom, is everything okay?

Zoey, your father fell

when, uh, Paul was helping him up the stairs.

Is he all right?

Um, I-I think so. I don't know.

I think he might be in pain.

Just meet us at Saint Francis Hospital.

Of course. I'll be right there.

Uh, is everything okay? Is it your dad?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fell, but, um...

[GROANS]

Why isn't this working?

How are there no drivers anywhere? I...

[BREATHING HEAVILY] I need to get to the hospital right now.

Okay, okay, okay.

Zoey, I'm gonna get you there.

All right?

I promise.

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

["I'M GONNA BE (500 MILES)" PLAYING]

♪ When I wake up ♪

♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you ♪

♪ And when I go out ♪

♪ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you ♪

♪ And if I get drunk ♪

♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you ♪

♪ And if I grow old ♪

♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you ♪

♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪

♪ I would walk 500 more ♪

♪ Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles ♪

♪ To fall down at your door ♪

- ♪ Da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da ♪

- ♪ Da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da-diddle-um diddle la, diddle la, da da ♪

- ♪ Da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da ♪

- ♪ Da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da-diddle-um diddle um, diddle la, da da ♪

Hey, hey, that scooter's mine.

I don't see your name on it.

Buddy, you're gonna put that scooter down

and walk away right now, because I need that thing

more than you've ever needed anything in your entire life,

and I'm ready to fight you for it if you make me.

So what are you gonna do?

Zoey, it's all yours.

Max, I wouldn't trust myself to ride that thing sober,

let alone now, still halfway drunk.

All right. Well, then we'll ride it together.

Hold on tight, okay?

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

I know I messed up.

Simon, the last thing I want to hear from you

is another apology.

- I love you. - Yeah.

I love you, too.

But I just...

I really need to be mad at you right now, so...

I'm going to bed.

You can clean up.

Hey, thank you so much for bringing the bed downstairs.

Yeah. Of course.

[CHUCKLES]

MAGGIE: Oh, sweetheart, your poor back.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

I never should have left.

It's not your fault.

The ER doctor said she's surprised

that this hasn't happened sooner

with us taking him up and down the stairs all the time.

I left him alone, and for what?

To... To go to a party?

Mom, it was an accident, okay?

Paul is a big, strong guy.

- Yeah. - They just slipped.

And Paul, he couldn't stop beating himself up.

Okay, so then don't do the same thing.

It could have been so much worse.

I'm just...

not ready to lose you.

I'm not.

[CRIES] You hear me?

Y-You have to stick with us.

I'm gonna leave you two alone.

I love you. [LAUGHS]

It's been a long night.

Max, thank you.

No, really, thank you.

You were there for me tonight when I least expected it,

and I... [SIGHS] appreciate you.

Well, I'm here if you need me.

Always.

Good night, Zoey.

[DOOR OPENS]

Good night.

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING ONLY]

♪ When I come home ♪

♪ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who's coming home to you ♪

♪ And when I'm dreaming ♪

♪ Well, I know I'm gonna dream ♪

♪ I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you ♪

♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪

♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪

♪ Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles ♪

♪ To fall down at your door ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da daah ♪