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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Well, we've covered
football and grandkids...
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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.
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We forgot about your ex-husband.
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The one you're dating.
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Well, I know not to piss
him off during a hailstorm.
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Well, did he tell you that I was naked
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when he locked me out?
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What were you doing naked
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with a golf club in a hailstorm?
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Ah, you know, it was the '70s.
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I was just calling to let
you know I read your paper.
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The masses for your
neutrinos are impossible.
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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.
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I know credits are usually
listed alphabetically,
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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.
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I'm not putting your
name on it in any way.
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- Grant Linkletter.
- Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work
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and is using it in his own paper.
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How dare you accuse me of plagiarism!
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I don't want to see
you in my class anymore.
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I see, Dr. Sturgis.
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Yes, that is unforgivable behavior.
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Okay. Bye.
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Did he apologize?
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No. He is very upset with you.
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Well, I'm upset with him.
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That doesn't excuse you from trying
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to get him in trouble by
calling Dr. Linkletter.
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Who else was I supposed to tattle to?
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I doubt his mother's still alive.
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Sheldon, I understand why you're upset,
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but you still owe him an apology.
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Then you don't understand.
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Well, for now, it sounds like you two
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could use a little quiet time.
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Fine. I'll switch over
to Dr. Linkletter's class.
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He's a foot taller than Sturgis
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and can reach more of the chalkboard.
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What I meant was...
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maybe it's time to take a
break from your college classes.
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What? Why? I've gotten straight As.
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I know you're smart enough for college.
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I'm just not sure you're mature enough.
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Well, it appears you've
backed me into a corner.
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I would throw a tantrum right now,
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but that would just prove your point.
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Where are you going?
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To play with my trains.
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Which may sound immature, but
it's a hobby many old men enjoy.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I'm the only cheerleader
you should be looking at.
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Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you.
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- Just wanted to wish you a good game.
- Thank you.
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- I'm gonna be cheering for you.
- Great.
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Unless I catch you
looking at someone else.
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Then you'll regret it.
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I'm not kidding.
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Hi, George.
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Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins.
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I don't think I've ever
seen you at a game before.
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Well, uh, it's Friday,
and I promised my therapist
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- I'd try one new thing a week.
- And you picked football.
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Good for you.
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I don't suppose Sheldon's here?
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Nah, he doesn't much
care for outdoor sports.
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Or sports.
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Or the outdoors.
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I was hoping I'd have
someone to sit with.
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- Ah, sorry.
- That's okay.
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It was my fault for
letting myself feel hope.
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You're welcome to watch
from the sidelines.
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Thanks. Watching life
go by from the sidelines
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is kind of my thing.
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Hey, heads up!
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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I don't think so.
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Call an ambulance.
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Don't worry,
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we're gonna get you taken care of.
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If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.
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And who says
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you have to be mature to go to college?
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I've seen Animal House.
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- You have?
- Well, I've seen the poster.
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Those people are not college material.
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Moon Pie, I know you
don't like to hear this,
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but there are some things in life
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that can only be learned in time.
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So you must have learned them all, huh?
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Get out of my house.
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Hang in there. I'm hangin'.
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Hey, this will be quite a story
to tell your grandkids, huh?
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I live alone. I'm single.
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I don't think grandkids
are in the picture.
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Oh. Well, I... I got
a wife, kids. It's...
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It's overrated.
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And then my mother said
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I wasn't mature enough for college.
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Can you believe that?
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Absolutely.
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So you're on their side, too?
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I'm Vietnamese. In my culture,
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until your parents die,
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- you're basically a baby.
- Really?
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My grandmother still
treats my dad like a child.
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At dinner, he can't sit until she sits,
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and he can't speak until he's spoken to.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese.
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It's not as fun as I make it look.
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Mm.
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Well, you can't bring her
home to an empty apartment.
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Bring her here, and we'll look after her
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until she's back on her feet.
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- You sure?
- Of course.
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We'll set her up in Georgie's room.
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Thanks, Mare. See you in a bit.
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Hey, George.
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It's real nice of you,
taking care of her like this.
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Well, it was kinda my fault.
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Kinda? It was all your fault.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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Hey. How'd we do?
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- You didn't miss anything.
- That bad?
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I can safely say you saw
the best hit of the night.
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Whew.
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How's she doing?
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Well, not bad.
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Could be worse.
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A little whiplash,
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couple of bruised ribs,
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broken arm...
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and collarbone.
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But that's it.
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Pretty funny how you
jumped out of the way
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and let her get clobbered.
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I did not jump out of the way!
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Oh, yeah, you did.
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They got you on tape.
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Okay, fine.
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But that was pure instinct.
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Besides, she shouldn't have
been standing on the sidelines.
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Why was she there?
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I told her she could.
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Oh, man, you must feel terrible.
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Yeah, of course I do.
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I mean, it's all on you.
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You done?
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Oh-ho-ho, baby, I'm
just getting started.
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Oh, you poor dear. Come on in.
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Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out.
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Of course not.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Can you believe my mother
said I can't go to college?
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So you just put her in my
room without consulting me?
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Consulting you?
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Who cares what you think?
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Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch.
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It's just for a few nights
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until she can take care of herself.
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Can I at least stay at Meemaw's?
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If you promise not to come back.
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Why you got to be so mean to me?
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It just feels right.
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And then after Dr. Sturgis
incorporated my math,
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he refused to give me a coauthor credit.
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Sheldon, she doesn't
want to hear about that.
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It's okay.
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So, when your bones broke,
did you hear a crunch?
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No.
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- Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth?
- No.
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I don't know how my mom kisses him.
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Next up, we have this rose..
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Who buys this crap?
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Me, after three beers.
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I mean, look at this damn thing.
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What was I thinking?
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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You're not in my will.
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It's about my girlfriend.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, nothing bad.
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It's just, I've been
seeing Jana for a while now,
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and I like her fine...
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but it feels like she's getting
more serious than I want to be.
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Georgie, until you're married,
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you are not tied down to anybody.
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You just go ahead and
do whatever you want.
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Play the field. Have some fun.
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Interesting.
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That's what Dale said, too.
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Oh, did he?
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Yeah.
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My boyfriend?
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Yeah.
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If I don't go
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to college, what am I supposed to do?
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Spend all my days in high school?
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How sad is that?
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Pretty sad.
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You always did get me.
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Sounds like you're
feeling misunderstood.
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I am... by Dr. Sturgis, my mother,
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and possibly the entire
Vietnamese culture.
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Do you understand that I'm in
a little bit of pain right now?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I should
be exhibiting compassion.
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Aw.
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Wait, I can do better.
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Aw.
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Nailed it.
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It's time for your pain pill.
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Be careful. You could become addicted
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and lose your job.
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Which is all you have.
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Get out of here.
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Thank you.
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You-you comfortable?
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Can I get you anything else?
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No. I-I'm okay.
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You've been so kind to
welcome me into your home.
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Well, it's the least we could do.
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It's so nice to be
around a family like this.
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I've been alone
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for... so long.
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Honestly, if it weren't for
the cats, I'd have no one.
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Oh, wait. The cats!
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I abandoned Edgar and Allan.
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Edgar and Allan?
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Poe ran away.
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Would you please go feed them
and tell them I love them?
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Uh... any chance this
could wait till morning?
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I guess.
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Where you off to?
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Cats!
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So you think he's seeing somebody else?
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I don't think I should
be talking about this.
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- He's my boss.
- Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it.
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It's weird when old
people say "boyfriend".
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Fine. My lover.
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Well, that's worse.
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Then talk!
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The only woman I've really seen him with
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- is his ex-wife.
- Oh, yeah, but he hates her.
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Don't seem like it.
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What do you mean by that?
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- They seem friendly.
- How friendly?
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- I don't know. He's nice to her.
- How nice?!
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Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this.
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Now look at this little guy...
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Son of a bitch!
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Here! Edgar! Or Allan.
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Whichever the hell one you are.
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They ever leave the store together?
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Can I please just go to bed?
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Just answer the damn question.
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I feel like I'm gonna
get fired for this.
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Georgie, don't worry.
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Anything you say is
gonna stay right here.
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But you lie all the time.
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I learned to lie from you.
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See what a special bond we have?
263
00:10:32,222 --> 00:10:34,456
Now answer the damn question!
264
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:41,230
Why were you gone for so long?
265
00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:43,232
I don't want to talk about it.
266
00:10:52,078 --> 00:10:54,011
- Whoa.
- What's that?
267
00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:56,749
It's a ghost detector
that came in my cereal box.
268
00:10:59,086 --> 00:11:00,806
It's just a piece of paper.
269
00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:02,898
Then why did it move in my hand?
270
00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:04,365
From perspiration.
271
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:05,533
Or ghosts.
272
00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:08,504
Mornin'.
273
00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,904
Did you check on Ms. Hutchins?
274
00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:11,373
Is she still alive?
275
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,442
Of course she is. Why?
276
00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:15,177
No reason.
277
00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:17,011
I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her.
278
00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,913
Sheldon, just let her rest.
279
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:21,081
It's okay. She enjoys my company.
280
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,951
Also, she understands what I'm
going through with Dr. Sturgis.
281
00:11:23,953 --> 00:11:25,120
Excuse me.
282
00:11:25,121 --> 00:11:27,053
I am just trying to help you grow up
283
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:28,756
to be a functional adult.
284
00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:31,659
Me? This one's looking
for cereal ghosts.
285
00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:33,162
Looking for and found 'em.
286
00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,663
I don't care. You are
not ready for college.
287
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:39,735
If it were up to you, I'd
still be in grade school.
288
00:11:39,736 --> 00:11:43,639
If you think this is
mature behavior, it isn't!
289
00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:49,677
Being a mom's hard, isn't it?
290
00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:52,713
Sometimes.
291
00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,515
If you ever want to talk about it,
292
00:11:54,518 --> 00:11:55,551
I'm here for you.
293
00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:57,187
Ooh, it's moving again.
294
00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:00,288
You're so lucky.
295
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,424
You're gonna have to
walk me through that.
296
00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:05,541
Well, you don't have anyone
in your house telling you
297
00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,296
what you can or can't do.
298
00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:08,696
Right, Sheldon.
299
00:12:08,697 --> 00:12:10,365
I don't have anyone.
300
00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:11,480
I just said that.
301
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,802
Are you becoming a drug addict already?
302
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:14,970
Mornin'.
303
00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:18,474
Got you some Shipley's
Do-Nuts and coffee.
304
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,375
What happened to your face?
305
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,643
Oh. Uh...
306
00:12:21,644 --> 00:12:23,678
either Edgar or Allan.
307
00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,095
Oh, that was Edgar.
308
00:12:25,096 --> 00:12:27,431
He can be a rascal.
309
00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:32,754
Good mornin'.
310
00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,556
Mornin'.
311
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:36,390
Did you sleep good?
312
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:37,692
Yeah.
313
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:39,495
Want some pancakes?
314
00:12:39,496 --> 00:12:40,696
Sure.
315
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:42,663
Just one more question about Dale.
316
00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:43,764
Bye.
317
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,309
There we go.
318
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:53,841
Nice little bite-size pieces.
319
00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,230
Thanks, George,
320
00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,812
but I-I think I can manage.
321
00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:58,147
No, no. My pleasure.
322
00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,078
He feels so guilty, he'll
do anything you ask him.
323
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,642
- That's enough from you.
- He bought me
324
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:05,076
an Easy-Bake Oven when he
closed the car door on my thumb.
325
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,740
Unlike my mother, who feels no guilt
326
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,624
after hurting her children.
327
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:09,869
How dare you.
328
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,562
I am trying to keep you safe
329
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,861
until such a time as you
can make adult decisions.
330
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,282
- I can make them now.
- Hey, hey. We have a guest.
331
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:18,200
Let's pretend like we like each other.
332
00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,802
Mare, do your grace thing.
333
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:23,672
♪ I love the melody... ♪
334
00:13:23,673 --> 00:13:25,340
You okay with Mexican?
335
00:13:25,341 --> 00:13:26,701
Oh, yeah. Terrific.
336
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:27,708
All right.
337
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:30,011
Now, I got Tums in the
glovebox for the ride home.
338
00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:32,447
Great.
339
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,816
So, you talk to June lately?
340
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:38,220
Uh, not in a couple of days. Why?
341
00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:39,488
Oh, no reason.
342
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,255
I was just kind of thinking
about calling her myself.
343
00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,192
I mean, if you're okay with that.
344
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:46,072
You want to call my ex-wife, go ahead.
345
00:13:46,073 --> 00:13:47,162
Call her.
346
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:49,463
Well, I wouldn't want
you to feel uncomfortable.
347
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:50,798
Yeah, you would.
348
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:51,866
Yeah, I would.
349
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,701
I think it's nice
350
00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:55,437
that y'all get along as well as you do.
351
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:56,871
Mm-hmm.
352
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:58,625
Where are we going with this?
353
00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:00,708
Oh, just nothing. Makin' conversation.
354
00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:02,311
Okay.
355
00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,445
You sleeping with her?
356
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,812
Lord, no.
357
00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:07,062
She's my ex-wife. Come on.
358
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:11,153
Oh, my gosh, what kind of
sicko sleeps with their ex-wife?
359
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,653
Where is this coming from?
360
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,288
Are you jealous?
361
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,823
No.
362
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,009
I'd just like to know, you know,
363
00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:19,528
what kind of relationship we're in.
364
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:22,563
I mean, are we seeing
other people or what?
365
00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,365
Connie Tucker,
366
00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:27,134
are you asking me to go steady?
367
00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:29,705
You know what I'm asking, jackass.
368
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,234
All right, all right, all right.
369
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:33,554
You listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old.
370
00:14:33,557 --> 00:14:35,094
Do you think I have enough stamina
371
00:14:35,096 --> 00:14:37,278
to go playing around with other women?
372
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,073
You saying the only
reason you're seeing me
373
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,048
is you're too old and tired to see anybody else?
374
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,385
Give me the Tums.
375
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,696
I could kiss you forever.
376
00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:56,597
Uh, that's kind of a long time.
377
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,100
You got somewhere else to be?
378
00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,900
No. It's just that,
379
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,669
eventually, we're gonna get hungry.
380
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:05,039
Why do I keep getting the
feeling you're not into this?
381
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,676
Oh, I am into this.
382
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,577
But?
383
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,883
I mean, we're real young, and
who knows what's gonna happen?
384
00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:16,951
I know. And you should, too.
385
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,865
Don't feel bad.
386
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:20,588
I don't know lots of stuff.
387
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,014
So, as long as we're on the subject,
388
00:15:23,015 --> 00:15:24,525
are you seeing anybody else?
389
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,727
No.
390
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:29,052
How about that nutty professor?
391
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,164
We're just friends.
392
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,634
Yeah, well, that's
what June and I are...
393
00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:34,470
just friends.
394
00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:39,042
So what are we?
395
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,363
I don't know.
396
00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:42,865
What do you want to call it?
397
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:47,048
I guess, a...
398
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:50,052
committed relationship.
399
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,620
Mm. Works for me.
400
00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,722
- Okay.
- Hmm.
401
00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:56,926
It's settled.
402
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,532
Connie.
403
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:06,469
This relationship is suffocating me.
404
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,485
What'd I say?
405
00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:12,974
I'm not enough for you.
406
00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,676
I didn't say that.
407
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,677
Just be honest.
408
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:18,547
You want to date other girls.
409
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,575
I don't want to date
other girls instead of you,
410
00:16:20,576 --> 00:16:23,784
just... in addition to you.
411
00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,322
Drop dead.
412
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:38,133
Okay, but I'm gonna follow you
and make sure you get home safe!
413
00:16:38,134 --> 00:16:40,101
Do whatever you want.
414
00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:42,971
If you walk to Dairy Queen,
I'll buy you a Blizzard.
415
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:46,540
Want me to turn on some music?
416
00:16:53,716 --> 00:16:56,551
Well, this is just delicious, Mary.
417
00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:57,687
Thank you.
418
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,121
Bite-sized enough for you?
419
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,125
Oh. Perfect.
420
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,209
How long do I have to sit here
421
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,262
and sulk before someone
asks me what's wrong?
422
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,598
Maybe people are tired
of hearing about it.
423
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,800
Ms. Hutchins, would
you care to chime in?
424
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,202
Oh, I-I don't want to get in the middle
425
00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:17,038
of a family issue, but...
426
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,390
I will say that I once had a falling out
427
00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,009
with someone very close to me.
428
00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:22,210
What happened?
429
00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:25,280
We ended up parting ways on bad terms.
430
00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:28,083
I-I still regret it.
431
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,018
But you were right and they were wrong?
432
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:31,153
You know what,
433
00:17:31,154 --> 00:17:32,988
it doesn't feel like it matters anymore.
434
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:36,092
And not a day goes by
that I don't miss them.
435
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:41,930
Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology.
436
00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:44,199
I was talking about your mother.
437
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,435
I'll circle back to her.
438
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,538
Thank you.
439
00:17:50,539 --> 00:17:52,462
I can't believe you got through to him.
440
00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:53,508
Happy to help.
441
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:56,044
So, who was the person
you had the fight with?
442
00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,653
It was my cat, Poe.
443
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:00,791
She ran away when I
switched to dry food.
444
00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:04,287
It was cheaper.
445
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,425
- Good night, baby.
- Night, Mama.
446
00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:14,028
I'm really sorry, Mom.
447
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,397
I forgive you.
448
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,950
But just because you
straightened things out
449
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,569
with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean
you're going back to college.
450
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:23,147
- Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.
451
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,208
I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.
452
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,442
I will take that risk.
453
00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:30,246
Good night.
454
00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:33,515
You know I'll eventually wear you down.
455
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,509
We'll see.
456
00:18:35,511 --> 00:18:37,353
I'm pretty tough.
457
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:41,388
I eventually wore her down.
458
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:44,192
There's just so much
of me anybody can take.
459
00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:48,673
In local news, Friday
night's football game
460
00:18:48,675 --> 00:18:51,410
was marred by a brutal injury,
461
00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:54,290
when football coach
George Cooper saved himself
462
00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:58,627
at the expense of beloved
school librarian Cheryl Hutchins.
463
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,685
Oh, no.
464
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:03,578
We warn you, the following
footage is hard to watch.
465
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,171
Well, then, don't show it.
466
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,208
Let's see it again in slow motion.
467
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,443
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