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(soft synthesized piano)

(soft terror theme)

(alarm sounding)

(cat meowing fiercely)

(alarm sounding)

(cat screaming)

(man screaming)

(men screaming)

(traffic running)

- No, don't even think about it.

We can not afford this hotel.

(quiet chattering)

- [Man In Blue] Sorry about that.

- Oh, yeah!

Here we go.

Yeah, it's cool, it's cool.

Yeah, take it easy.

Look, honey, we've tried every other place in town, OK?

Let's just go inside and sit in the lobby

for like five minutes, what do you say, huh?

I mean, my feet are killing me.

Why did you let me wear these shoes this morning?

- You wanted to wear those shoes!

(chattering over one another)

- [Bobbie] Whoo-hoo!

- [Hotel concierge] Do you have any reservations here?

- [Bobbie] Well, not exactly--

- [Hotel concierge] I thought so.

- [Bobbie] But, my uncle is a stockholder in this place.

- [Hotel concierge] I'm sorry but you can not stay

in this lobby without a reservation.

- [Bobbie] Well, I was wondering if we could have

five minutes to maybe-- - I'm sorry, you will have

to find somewhere else to go.

Now please, just get out, get out!

- Lester!

It's OK, they are with me.

- [Lester] Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Graham.

I am really sorry Mr. Graham.

There must have been some misunderstanding.

You see, I thought they were all part of the college crowd.

- Sorry about that.

Hotel personnel get a little sensitive

during spring break week.

- Yeah.

- You girls do not have a room, do you?

- No. - Yes!

Yes. - No.

- It's OK, I understand, I've been there.

I might be able to help you with a place to stay.

I was just about go and have some dinner.

Why don't you join me and we can talk about it?

- I don't think that would really--

- Well it's just something to eat, Suzanne.

- Yeah, it's a good restaurant.

Just something to eat, Suzanne, no strings attached.

- I just don't think we are dressed for dinner.

- It will be all right, trust me.

- I'm starving!

- You can leave your bags here, come on.

(soft synthesized piano theme)

- Wait for us.

(Suzanne and Bobbi quietly chattering)

- Jesus, do you believe this guy?

We've got to go now.

- Ladies, my business associate, Mike Harvey.

- Mmm, how do you do?

- We've got a meeting remember?

Walt?

- Bobbie, Suzanne, please accept my apologies.

My associate is correct.

I do have some business to take care of.

- Oh, but you haven't had your dessert yet.

- All the more for you.

You are coming to the party, right?

It starts about midnight on my yacht.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'll send a limo back here to get you.

It should be fun, lots of interesting people.

Bob, see that the ladies get what they want.

See you in a little while.

- Bye, Mr. Graham.

- Oh, please, call me, Walter.

- Goodnight, Walter.

Bye.

- You know, you really got no class at all, you know that?

You couldn't give me 10 minutes more?

- You want to miss this appointment for a couple of bimbos?

- He'll wait!

- You can't be certain, Walt!

He's scared, he's desperate.

Desperate men do desperate things.

(seagulls cawing)

(ominous music)

- [Daryl] I don't know Walter.

I'm telling you, I just don't know.

- [Walter] Now Daryl, it's gonna be all right, trust me.

We've all made a lot of money from our little understanding.

- It's coming unglued, look what

the commission's doing already.

- [Albert] You sure it won't get too hot in here, my friend?

- Uh, probably, turn on the air conditioning.

I love to look at a fire, don't you?

- Sure, it's nice.

- Here, drink this, Perkins, and stop being such a pussy.

- You've got no right to talk to me like that.

- Calm down, Mr. Harvey didn't mean anything.

- Yeah, I'm sorry.

- You guys don't know what it's like to fight the FCC.

You got the big bucks to pay the fines and get off.

I don't, I'm just small potatoes, I'll go to jail.

You know, they're really cracking down.

I mean, look at Bosky and Levine and all the rest.

You know, I don't have the money to just--

- All right, now just take a look right in there, Daryl.

There's no problem with money.

(Walter laughing)

Anything you need.

- One million dollars in cold hard cash.

Another one in that.

Another one in that.

- Yeah, maybe I can leave the country, start over.

- Easy to arrange.

- Where do you wanna go, we can deposit this

anyway you like.

- Oh no, my family, my wife--

- I think we are getting a way head of ourselves here.

Have you been contacted yet by the boys from the FCC?

- Not yet.

There have been inquiries at the firm, a lot of talk.

We just got too greedy.

- Are you sure you haven't talked to anybody yet?

- No, I haven't.

Of course I won't.

You guys know that, I mean, come on.

You've got nothing to fear, I would stand to lose

as much as you guys, even more.

Walter, you can trust me.

- I know I can, relax, Daryl, it's all right.

Come on, come with me, let me show you around the yacht.

Now bear with me on this, Daryl.

I started this little story because you were

saying that I could trust you.

That I had nothing to fear from you.

- That's right, Walter, you've got nothing to fear from me.

You either, Mike, you can trust me, I swear, I swear.

- It's called blackmail, you've heard the term.

- Of course.

- Mike, you're getting ahead of my story.

Anyway, you see the point is that I learned about blackmail

a long time ago.

What I learned was, never put yourself in a position

where some idiot can blackmail you.

Where someone has power over you.

Like being able to make a deal with the FCC.

Telling them something they want to know.

Turn state's evidence for a lighter sentence, hmm?

- Walter, Walter, I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't do that!

Oh, please, Walter.

Come on, Mike.

Mike, come on, what are you doing?

Oh please, Walter.

- There's only one way to be certain.

- But, I'll do whatever you want.

I'll do whatever you want!

(Daryl yelling)

(Daryl coughing and gagging)

(sinister theme music)

(Daryl coughing and gagging)

- Mike.

Look at Albert, look, look at him.

I think he's gonna be sick.

- Mike, I think...

- You OK, Albert?

- I think I'm just out of breath.

- Well, as long as Albert's OK.

That's the important thing.

Now, I don't think Mr. Perkins here is OK, do you?

(Walter chuckling)

I want him way out to sea.

And make damn sure he doesn't come bobbing back

up to the surface.

Do a real Jimmy Hoffa on him, just make him disappear!

Off the face of the earth, OK?

- Yes sir.

Yes sir.

- Oh, and uh, Albert?

The party is in about an hour and a half.

So after you clean up this mess here, get everything ready.

Will you, please?

(Albert breathing heavily)

♪ Spring break

♪ It's happening

♪ Let the music play all night long

♪ Spring is where it's happening

- [Woman Patron] Ooh.

- It's about time, Hedgeworth, we're a little hungry here.

(Lance laughing)

(belching)

You are one class act, Lancelot.

- To spring break!

(crowd hooting)

- Speaking of which, you figured out how we're gonna get

gas money to make it down to Fort Lauderdale?

- I'm working on it.

So beautiful, you ever been to Lauderdale before?

- Jeeze, Corey, I was only there last year

with you guys.

- Yeah, I knew that.

(chuckling)

So, you're going with us again this year or what?

- I will if you pay for the gas and motel this time.

(laughing)

- Some people got no sense of humor.

Don't worry, man, I'll figure some angle.

- Need I remind you, we should be leaving right now

on the road, even as we speak?

- All right, that's $5.23 each.

- Get out of here, that can't be.

Hey Martin, you come figure this out?

- Hmm, that's $3.23 each.

- Thanks a lot, Edgeworth.

Yeah well, come on, pony up.

- Sorry guys, you're $2. 12 short.

Gina, Corey wants to know if we can use

another lottery ticket.

- Not again, Martin, get cash this time.

- Come on, what are you talking about?

Now, this ticket is just under--

- Corey, I don't make the rules here, I just follow them,

I gotta get cash.

- No hey, come on back, Martin.

Now look, we are not trying to stiff

a hard working guy out of a tip.

Just take the ticket.

- OK, a tip is a tip.

- A winner, a hundred bucks!

(Martin laughing hysterically)

- Congratulations, we gotta talk.

♪ Oh whoa oh oh whoa oh

♪ Oh whoa oh

♪ Out on the ocean

♪ Everything so nice

♪ Pure relaxation

♪ This should be so nice

♪ Land beach so lovely

- Fort Lauderdale, spring break.

No place like it in the world, agree?

- No contest.

Ha!

- Whoo!

- All right, let's go down to the beach

and check out the action.

- My friend, the beach is for riffraff.

Look, if you want to find a classy chick,

you go to the marina, where all the money is.

Come on, everybody knows that.

- Oh yeah, of course.

Hey, you right again Cor, check these two out.

Help me, I'm in love and they seem to be coming our way.

Oh man, what are we gonna do?

- Try to look bored.

Do what I do.

- Hi, mind if we sit down?

- Of course, be our guest.

- We just wanted to sit for some coffee.

You sure you don't mind?

- Hey, you guys!

- Ah, no.

- Hello, ladies.

- [Bobbie] Hi!

- [Martin] We're never gonna find a place to stay.

This whole town is booked solid.

- Not now Hedgeworth, we're busy.

- [Martin] Did you guys here about the lottery ticket?

- No, we haven't gotten to that yet.

- These guys give me a winning lottery ticket.

100 bucks.

So I pitched in for the gas money to make it

down to Fort Lauderdale.

- Really, that's great.

Well, speaking of tips, I've got a hot one.

Last night we met this guy, Walter Graham,

he's got this great big yacht--

- No, wait a minute, are you talking about

Wall Street Walter?

I mean this guy is the best

(speaking in foreign language)

in the world.

I mean he's made more millions on Wall Street than anybody.

- Must be the same guy.

You should see this boat.

- Well anyways, we're supposed to set sail

this morning on a cruise for the Caribbean.

Be gone a couple of days, maybe more.

Why don't you guys come with us?

- You can help us handle this guy if he gets out of hand.

- Besides, it'll be fun.

I hear the Caribbean is perfect this time of year

for swimming in the raw.

- I'm really gonna meet Walter Graham.

- Aren't you coming?

- Well, are you sure I wouldn't be in the way?

Like a fifth wheel or something?

- No, come on, where's your sense of adventure?

- Who knows, this could be an adventure of a life time.

(cat meowing)

(soft synth theme)

- All right, thank you.

Dammit, the girls aren't on board.

- Good, let's get the hell outta here before they come back.

- But you just don't get it do you?

Don't you think that two pretty girls on a cruise

makes a good cover?

In case somebody should be snooping around?

You gotta use your brain, Mike.

I mean, we need those--

- I know what you want in Florida and it has nothing

to do with cover.

- We need the girls on board.

- Young broads are a pain in the ass.

Old broads are a pain in the ass.

(Walter laughing)

- You really don't know who Walter Graham is?

- Well, sure I've heard of him.

But, so he's made a lot of money, so what?

- So what?

This guy is has been on the cover of Forbes magazine twice.

- Huh, he's just a man, horny like every other guy.

- [Lance] Yeah well, he ain't the only horny one.

(cat meowing)

- [Martin] Ssh, you guys hear that?

(cat meowing)

(Bobbie gasping)

Oh look, the poor thing.

(cat meowing)

- Aww, it look starved, oh, come here.

(cat meowing)

Oh!

(cat meowing)

- Genetic laboratory.

This must be a lab animal, must of gotten away.

- You mean they're gonna cut him up and experiment on him?

- No, not necessarily.

But sometimes it is vital to--

- No way, not with this cat.

I'm taking my little baby with me.

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

- I don't know guys, I feel a little sick.

I never realized I actually get seasick.

- Come on, look Lance, look at the size

of that boat out there.

Now you are not gonna get sick

on a luxury yacht like that, come on, come on!

- Come on.

Come to Mama.

I'll make you feel real good.

There you go.

You OK?

♪ Out on the ocean

♪ Everything so nice

♪ Pure relaxation

♪ This should be so nice

♪ Land piece so lovely

♪ So hot in that sun tan

♪ This must be heaven

♪ At such a lovely land

♪ You're all invited

♪ To come along with me

- So, how is my captain this morning?

- I'd be a lot better if we hadn't lost an entire crew.

- You mean you still haven't replaced them?

- Walter, do you know what time it is?

Besides, if you didn't treat them like slaves,

we wouldn't have to replace them.

- OK, so I got a little drunk and mouthed off to the crew.

I apologize.

But it is my boat.

- So it is.

- And if you don't like that, honey,

you're free to leave anytime.

- [Rachel] And let you ruin it before I have a chance to

get it back?

(Walter snickering)

- Your old man couldn't make a go of this boat.

What makes you think you can?

- Leave my father out of this.

- Rachel, if you really want the damn

boat back, all you have to do is ask.

I can be a very generous man with people

who just treat me right.

- Walter, you pay me to run this boat, nothing else.

- Well, think about it, OK?

Just think about it.

- Don't count on it.

- Say, why don't you mellow out

and pop a Valium or something?

Look, where's Mr. Graham?

I'm a great admire of his.

- Yeah, I'm sure you are.

I'm also sure you're gonna enjoy this shuttle boat

back to dock.

Will you all get lost?

- Hey, the hell you say, this no way

I'm getting back on that boat.

- What's going on here, Mike?

- Walter, we just wanted to bring a few friends aboard.

You know, help living up the cruise.

- Well, you ladies are welcome aboard anytime.

But, sorry boys, this is a private party.

I'd really like to have you join us but,

not this time.

- Mr. Graham, I was just telling your associate here that

I'm a great admirer of yours.

You are the greatest.

(Walter laughing)

- Well, thank you, but I'm sorry.

You're gonna have to leave anyway.

And how appropriate, here comes the shuttle right now.

- Graham!

Graham!

Graham!

Graham!

- Albert, what is it?

- The FCC.

I just got word, the FCC has got a warrant

to search your boat.

- We've got to get out of here, now.

- I'm afraid we have had a change in plans

and we're gonna be leaving immediately.

So, I'm sorry, but you're all are gonna have to go back

to the pier on that shuttle boat.

Captain!

Take us out to sea, right now, please.

- Without a crew?

You must be joking.

- You guys still want to go on this cruise or not?

- I'll do anything, I just don't want to barf again.

- Look, Walter.

You've got three able body men here,

plus Suzanne and I can help.

That's crewmen you don't even have to pay.

Besides, we'll all have some fun, what do you say?

- Come on, honey, the game's over.

Go on back to shore.

- Well, wait a minute, she's got a point, Mike.

We do need a crew.

Captain.

Will these young people, plus Mike and Albert

and myself, that makes eight crewmen,

we can handle this boat.

- I'm not taking my vessel out to sea

with an inexperienced crew like this, it's suicide.

- Listen, Rachel, we're gonna get out here right now,

one way or the other, you understand?

- Mike's telling you the truth.

You see you're wrong about one thing.

It's not your vessel, it's mine.

And if I have to drive it myself, I will!

Now are you gonna take us out of here or do I?

Albert, take these three sailors and raise the anchor

and bring up the gangplank.

Mike, start the engines.

All right, everybody, come on, let's move it!

Suzanne, that cat goes back with the shuttle boat.

- No, it's mine.

- You know, I heard a cat aboard a ship is supposed

to be good luck, Mr. Graham.

- Listen, kid, if you really want to go on this cruise

with the rest of us, the first thing you got to learn

is that this is my yacht.

That means I am in charge and I don't like cats.

So the cat goes, sorry, Suzanne.

- Oh please, Walter.

I promise this darling little kitty won't be any trouble.

Please.

I'll take care of it, you won't be sorry, I promise.

- OK, keep the damn thing.

But you owe me one, Suzanne.

And I never forget that.

(Suzanne laughing)

- [Corey] Whoo, check this place out!

- Whoa ho, it must of been some great party, huh?

- It was.

(cat meowing)

How you doing now, better?

- Yeah, I'm OK.

Corey was right, being on a boat this big.

I'm OK.

- I told you no one gets sick on yachts.

- Ah, gross, what a mess.

- Yeah, hell of a mess.

You know that somebody could actually live on

this boat permanent like.

- Yeah, well. Mr. Graham loves to party.

- Well then, it can't be all bad, huh?

(upbeat music on radio)

- Come on, what are you doing, man?

Aren't you hungry?

- Actually, I'm starving.

- Mmm, you know what, Lance, this is the life.

- You can say that again.

Here pussy, have some food.

(laughing)

(cat meowing)

- Aw, hey!

- Hey, where you going sexy, that cat's not going anywhere.

Let's you and me have some fun, what do you say?

Partake in a little partying.

- Yeah, let's party!

♪ How good it feels

♪ That's when you're sure

♪ And thinking it's real

- Damn, I sure feel sorry for the sucker

that has to clean this place up.

Ah, ha, ha.

- Self pity is not a good habit to get into, kid.

We had a deal about crewing this boat remember?

- Sure thing, Mr. Graham.

We were just a little hungry.

- I don't like you.

I don't like punk kids who think the world

owes them a living.

- Now wait a minute, nobody said we had

to be in love here.

But we are stuck with each other, at least for now.

So let's make it work.

OK, everybody?

- Mr. Graham is right.

A deal is a deal.

- What that means for you is that despite what duties

that the captain may have for you, I'm assigning some

specific duties right now.

You're the cook.

You're the busboy and the dishwasher.

You're the maid.

(snickering)

- Yeah well, what if I don't want to be

the dishwasher or the busboy?

- How are you at walking on water?

- You guys are gonna cooperate, one way or the other.

- Yeah well, you can go take a flying--

- Whoa, whoa, just a minute there.

Now he's right, Mr. Graham is the boss.

- Now who's side are you on?

- Well, nobody's side.

We have work to do and we're gonna do it, right?

As a matter of fact, we'll throw a party tonight

in your honor.

And Walter, just leave all that petty stuff to me.

I'm sure you got much more important matters to attend to.

OK, guys, we can get this place cleaned up in no time, huh?

- Now you must be the smart one.

The smart ones always know who's running the show.

- Thanks a lot, I thought you were on our side.

I always knew money talks.

- Yeah but, you got it wrong this time, Lance.

I think Bobbie gave performance.

A very good one.

- You've finally figured out who the smart one is.

Now, if you Ivy Leaguers haven't figured it out yet,

let me make it real clear, OK?

If you wanna ruin a potentially perfect vacation,

then you don't play along.

What you gotta do is humor him, you know?

Let him know that he's the boss.

It's what he really wants.

- So cool it a little on the macho stuff, OK Lance?

- OK, it seems kinda dumb to play a game but,

it'll be worth it.

Cool it, huh, hot shot?

- [Mike] I hate punks like those guys.

- Mike, the only important thing here is that

we get this boat to Grand Cayman,

and get our money out of that bank

before it really hits the fan.

It's time we throw in our cards,

take our winning and get the hell out of town.

Now if these punks can help us run this boat,

then we need them.

- All right, just keep them the hell away from me.

- All right.

Did you put all the cash in the safe?

- Yeah.

- You gotta loosen up a bit man.

Do you realize how much money we're gonna be

taking out of that bank?

You're gonna be richer than your wildest dreams.

- But what if the account is frozen when we get there?

- Stop worrying!

Today is only Friday, we're there

first thing Monday morning.

We get the cash, then we go buy a country in South America.

Laugh a little, live a little, you're a rich man.

Oh, my God.

(birds cawing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

- They're all talking about a storm.

- What do you want me to do, Rachel?

What am I supposed to do here?

- Oh, just keep that needle hanging

like I showed you.

- Really, you gotta get one of those kids up here.

I don't know how to--

- Albert, you're taking us off course.

- Well I don't, well...

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing horrifically)

- Just keep the needle pointed like I showed you.

You understand?

- Mmm.

- And keep your hands off of everything

but the wheel, all right?

Go ahead, take the wheel, relax.

It'll be fine

(Walter chuckling sinisterly)

Walter, I know you think this is a game, but I don't.

We're heading into a major storm.

And a storm is serious business.

With this crew, very serious business.

- I have all the faith in the world

in your ability to pilot my ship,

that's why you're the captain.

- Then you mind telling we're we're going?

- Grand Cayman.

- [Rachel] The Cayman Islands?

- Mm-hmm.

- You expect to sail that far with a crew like this?

- I expect my boat to go anywhere I want it to.

Even if I have to lock you in your room

and make Albert here the captain!

Oh, by the way, we're having a little party tonight,

in my honor, and I'd really like you to be there.

- Oh, thank you, but I think Albert here

just might need my help.

- Albert is doing just fine.

I expect my captain to be at my party, hmm?

- Great spring break in Lauderdale, huh, Corey?

- Yeah, you just wait until I get a chance to talk

to Walter Graham.

- Oh, in the mean time we do dishes, we came to party.

- Oh, come on, Lance, for once I agree with Corey.

Make the best of it, this isn't so bad.

I mean we are working on a fantastic yacht.

We're sailing the Caribbean.

This is how real adventure begins.

I feel like Errol Flynn.

(laughing)

- Hedgeworth, you're weird.

(guys laughing)

- I hope one you boys can cook, because we can't.

- Not to worry, I can cook.

- Oh great, first we gotta do the dishes

and now we gotta eat the Hedgeworth's cooking?

- Well, I sure do feel sorry for you boys.

Having to work so hard in this very hot kitchen.

I don't know how you can stand it.

It's really hot.

- [Suzanne] Oh!

- It is so hot in here.

- [Corey] Hey, Lance, it's getting a little warm in here?

- [Lance] Yeah.

(soft sensual keyboard theme)

You see boys, getting mixed up with us wasn't such

a bad idea after all.

All your hard work will have its rewards, I promise.

- It is so hot! - It is so hot!

- Maybe I don't feel so much like Errol Flynn.

Maybe more like Woody Allen.

I'll see you guys later.

- Boy, I gotta tell ya.

I believe I'll make out Albert the captain,

that what he said.

Yeah, the captain and then they leave me

all alone here while he goes out and has his fun.

Boy, I've...

Shoot.

(Albert chuckling)

Come here, baby!

Mmm!

Ah, man!

Ah!

(Albert coughing)

Mm-hmm, Albert!

Whoo!

(crew laughing)

- [Corey] So then what happened?

- So then he turns to me and says,

I'll give you $15 million to just walk out of this room

and forget we ever existed.

I looked him straight in the eye and I said no.

(Walter laughing)

Then the old fart turns white.

They were sitting there, quaking in there wingtips.

And then the old bastard looks at me and says,

I think you're trying to blackmail us.

(all laughing)

- That was a great story.

- The gall of some people.

- How much did you end up with?

- Ah, you tell them, Mike.

(Walter laughing)

- We walked but not before we got 25 million.

- And that was a few years ago,

when 25 million really meant something.

Today, it's peanuts.

Just remember this, kid, it's all just

plan old arithmetic.

Arithmetic and knowing where to apply

a little bit of that good old squeeze.

(crowd laughing)

- You're different than your two friends.

- I guess I am.

But they're OK.

Corey is pre-law.

Lance is a jock, he's got a free ride.

Wrestling, he's pretty good.

- What about yourself?

- Me?

I'm a biologist.

I'm a year away from my doctorate.

(cat meowing)

- And don't you run away from Mama anymore.

- [Bobbie] That's so hot.

- Now Suzanne, you remember our deal.

You keep that cat away from me.

Or I'll give it a swimming lesson.

- Oh, it's just a sweet little thing.

You're not gonna hurt anybody are you, baby?

- It seems I'm such a pushover.

(cat meowing)

Now, this is called the monkeys fist.

(crowd cheering)

An old, one legged pirate taught me this.

- Yeah.

(crowd laughing)

- Look at those guys.

There really know how to have fun, don't they?

- For a thousand dollars!

- Can he do it, no dice.

Hand it to me.

Give it here.

(both chuckling)

- What?

Why do you prefer the company of this

kid to me, hm, why?

- He has brains.

- Brains, what would you know about brains?

You are such a dumb broad!

- Hey, hey, wait a second.

There's no reason to talk to her like that.

- It's OK, Martin.

He's just a little drunk, he's making a joke.

Mr. Graham and I are old friends.

- That's right, we are old, old, friends.

- If you two will excuse me,

I guess I should relieve Albert at the wheel.

- But that's right, you go ahead

because you're sure not doing this party any good!

(upbeat music)

- [Suzanne] Whoo!

- [Lance] Crank it!

- [Suzanne] All right.

(increasing radio volume)

- [Corey] Babe, shall we tango?

(cat meowing)

♪ I've been thinking about you

♪ For much too long

♪ Got it for a reason

♪ I think it's love

♪ I know we have our ups and downs

♪ Can't help but keep coming around

- Tammy Faye, baby, this is for you.

♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory

♪ Of the coming of the Lord.

♪ He is

♪ Trampling out the vintage where

♪ The grapes of wrath are stored

♪ His lightning hands

- Albert!

- Captain Albert, at your service, baby.

- You are drunk.

- You are right.

Whoa!

- Ah, Jesus, you've taken us way off course.

- Never fear my dear, Captain Albert will fix it!

- Go sober up, go on, get out of here.

I'm gonna have to figure out where the hell we are.

Go on, get out of here.

- Aye, Aye, baby!

(Albert mumbling to himself)

Ah!

Where the hell is that beer?

Get my wine out of here and then uh,

ah!

(cat meowing)

Oh, God.

(Albert laughing in relief)

You get away, that's my wine.

Get away from that wine.

(cat meowing)

Get away, shoo, shoo, get away!

Now just be gone, let me get it.

Nice little kitty.

Ah!

(cat meowing)

Yeah, that's good.

You want some of this, little pussy?

(cat screaming)

(Albert laughing)

(cat meowing fiercely)

(cat screaming horrifically)

(Albert gasping)

(Albert screaming)

♪ Coming around

♪ Now I'm back to let you know

♪ I just don't wanna let you go

♪ Give it one more try

♪ Before moving down the line

♪ One more try

♪ Before we say goodbye

♪ Yeah

♪ I know we have had our ups and downs

♪ I can't help but keep coming around

(Albert screaming)

(Albert groaning)

(Albert screaming)

♪ One more try

♪ Before moving down the line

♪ One more try

♪ Before we say goodbye

♪ I know we've had our ups and downs

- Time to get lost, kido.

- She's all yours.

- Mm-hmm.

♪ Give it one more try

♪ Before moving down the line

♪ One more try

- Come with me.

♪ Before we say goodbye

- Walt.

♪ Say goodbye

♪ Goodbye baby

- That stupid Albert must have hit his head and gone over.

- What, how do you,

how do you know he's not somewhere else on the boat?

- Walt, I heard the splash, I head him yell.

- Whew, man, just my luck!

Now that little miss captain is gonna want to go back

and look for him.

Look, I just say we get out of here

and we didn't see anything, OK?

- Yeah, OK.

Of course, nothing is gonna keep me

from getting to the Caymans.

- Us, we're on the same boat together remember?

(boat rocking on the water)

- So what do you think?

You like Lance.

- Yeah, he's a real stud.

What about Corey?

- He's a little preoccupied with money.

Don't you think?

- Yeah.

Tell me seriously, you wouldn't mind

living like this all the time?

- Mm-hmm.

I could get used to it.

- You would have thought.

(engine attempting to start)

- What happened?

- I don't know exactly, she's running way too hot.

I had to shut her down.

- For how long?

- If I had a half way decent crew,

I wouldn't have to stop here in the first place.

I can't even find that nitwit, Albert.

(cat meowing softly)

- [Martin] I can't find him.

- This is what I was afraid of, there was an accident.

He must have fallen overboard.

- Oh, my God.

- I had a feeling this was gonna be a bad day.

(eerie horror music)

- You ain't handling this right, she ain't gonna buy it.

- Our little lady captain is gonna jump at it.

- Walter, I'm afraid we have a very serious problem.

- The only I have is that this boat

is still not moving.

Remember, I have a deadline to meet at the Caymans.

- Looks like Albert fell overboard last night.

- What?

Are you sure?

- [Rachel] We've looked everywhere.

- That's just awful.

- Well I have to notify the authorities and then we have

to go back and look for him.

- Back track?

You've gotta be kidding, we can't be going back.

- Well, I'm afraid that can't be helped.

Considering the circumstances.

- I hadn't planned on telling you this until we

arrived to port.

You see if we make my deadline,

let's just say I'll be a very rich man.

And among other things, I won't be needing

this boat anymore.

- Transfer of ownership papers?

- In your name, all legit.

And at a price that you can manage.

That is if you think you can get

your charter business going again.

- You know I can, what's the catch.

- I stand to lose a bundle if we don't get

to the Cayman's on time.

And you stand to lose this boat.

- I'm not trading a man's life for a boat.

- That's very commendable.

No matter what you may think of me, I wouldn't either.

Mike, tell her.

- Well, yeah, it doesn't make sense.

We can't be spending all those days with authorities.

Wasting their time, wasting their money.

Risking their lives for a body they ain't gonna find.

- You can't be certain of that.

- Yes, I can.

Albert couldn't swim.

- Is that true?

- I'm afraid so.

It's a shame about Albert, I liked him.

- Yeah, well, he's shark bait now.

All right, make up your mind, Rach.

Do you want the yacht or not?

- I'll have to make a record in my log.

- Of course, I would expect no less.

Now, if you would excuse me, Captain,

I've got some important business to take care of.

And you better get this boat going.

Otherwise, we'll all end up losers, like poor Albert.

- Mmm.

That's right.

(water splashing)

- Decided to continue passage into the Cayman Islands.

Captain's decision based on...

(door opening)

- Do you have a sextant?

- Yes, why?

- Can I take a look at it?

- OK, but Martin, a sextant is used for navigation.

- I know, I just want to try it out for something else here.

Does this look like it could be Albert's?

- Could be, why?

- Do you have a prism or magnifying glass,

something like that?

- [Rachel] Mm-hmm.

- Thank you.

Do you have any water, any liquid at all?

- Mm-hmm

- Hold that there.

Thanks - Like that?

- Yeah.

- [Rachel] What is it?

- Look.

- [Rachel] Martin, what am I looking at?

- [Martin] Blood cells.

This is a hundred, maybe even a thousand times normal,

even for fresh blood.

- [Suzanne] And you think this is Albert's blood?

- Don't you?

(upbeat dance music playing)

(cat meowing)

(exhaling)

- I think you are better than Jane Fonda.

- Thanks.

- You know when I get this tugboat to where we're going,

there's gonna be so much money.

And mucho good life.

- It doesn't look like you're suffering too bad right now.

(Albert chuckling)

- This is nothing.

I gotta tell you, Bobbie, you sure are one hell

of a good looking woman.

- Thanks.

- When I saw you in the spa, with your body

shining in the sun,

I nearly had to be restrained to keep

from leaping over the railing.

- I guess that's a compliment, huh?

- Bet your perky little butt, it is.

- Walter, I'm trying to work out, you know.

- Well, you just forget about that,

'cause I'm getting real tired of you girls leading me on.

And from now on you're gonna play it my way

or the game is over and you get out!

- Oh, Walter, we're miles out to sea.

Now, how am I gonna get out?

- [Walter] We've got a life boat.

- You wouldn't dare!

- [Walter] You wanna bet?

- Walter, now don't be stupid!

Now, don't be stupid, Walter.

(cat screaming)

- Hey, what the hell you doing?

- Hey just get lost kid, this is none of your business.

- Leave her alone!

(glass shattering)

- Stop it!

- Ow!

(gun firing)

(Bobbie screaming)

- What the hell is going on, Walt?

- Dumb kid jumped me when I wasn't looking.

- Oh, God.

- Oh yeah?

- No, you can't!

- Just watch me.

- Mike, wait, hold it!

- No, stop!

- Hold it!

- Corey!

(Bobbie screaming)

(Mike screaming)

(cat screaming)

(Mike screaming)

(Mike screaming)

- Ah, you son of a...

(gun firing)

(cat screaming)

(gun firing)

(cat screaming)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(horror theme)

- Oh, my God.

- We gotta stop the bleeding.

- I'll get the first aid kit.

What happened?

- Mike, what happened, for God sake.

- The cat.

The cat.

Ugh!

Ugh!

(Mike panting heavily)

- His heart is racing a mile a minute.

- Ugh!

- His pulse is going crazy!

- What happened to him, he just went nuts.

I've never seen anything like this.

This is not like him.

- The cat couldn't have done this.

Look, it's right through the shoe.

- [Mike] It was the cat.

- It's crazy, there's no way the cat could do that.

- I don't see how either.

Somebody better get on the radio and get

some medical assistance, and fast

or I'm gonna lose this guy.

- OK, just keep that on there, all right?

- Yeah.

- Suzanne, come with me.

Suzanne, come here, come here.

Hold this button done and call, Mayday, Mayday.

I'm gonna find where the nearest medical facility is.

- Put that thing down.

- What are you doing?

- I said put the damn radio down!

- Are you crazy?

- We had a deal about getting straight

to the Caymans, remember?

- Those two people might die if we don't

get them to a doctor.

- The kid's gonna be all right, Mike is my problem.

Now do you want that boat or not?

- Not with this much blood on it.

Mayday, Mayday, this is the Caribbean Sun,

we have a medical emergency, I repeat, Mayday, Mayday!

(gun firing)

- Now start the engines and get us heading for the Caymans.

- I'm not taking this boat anywhere.

I don't think you're gonna shoot the only person

who can operate it.

- Fine, then I'll just blow her head off and everyone else's

on board, one at a time, until you get me

where I want to go!

- You wouldn't dare.

- You're way outta your league, sweetheart.

(Suzanne gasping)

- Oh, my God.

- This one goes right between her eyes.

(Suzanne gasping)

- All right, stop it, I'll do it.

- Get this boat moving.

- Look, I've told you that the engine is heating up.

If it dies, we are dead in the water.

And I can't guarantee I can fix it.

- You get this thing going right now!

(engine cranking)

Cut the crap Rachel and start this thing!

- What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?

- [Walter] Get out of the way!

(engine cranking)

- Stop it!

- No way, you just stand back.

This thing is gonna start.

(console sparking)

What the hell happened here?

(Walter coughing)

- [Suzanne] Kiss your balls goodbye.

- Wait, wait, stop, hold it, hold it.

You can't let her, I mean wait a minute.

Look, I'm sorry OK?

It's just that I, I...

Wait, wait, wait, stop, Hold it, you can't let her.

I mean, OK, I'm sorry all right!

It's just that I--

- Suzanne, you'll get your chance.

Keep the gun on the scumbag, but if he moves,

blow his balls off.

(Mike moaning)

- As near as I can tell, the cat that bite Mr. Harvey

is highly poisonous.

- A poisonous cat?

Now how is that possible?

- I found a piece of bloodstained shirt this morning.

Rachel and I took a pretty good look at the blood.

And it was mutating like nothing I have ever seen

or heard about before.

(moaning)

- [Corey] Maybe the cat's got rabies.

- [Mike] Oh God.

- No, I've seen rabies.

I know what it does to the blood.

This was a mutation.

It's definitely not rabies.

- [Daryl] Look, Bobbie said she saw the cat

running through the hall.

Tell Martin what you told me.

- Well, it all happened really fast.

I don't know, it didn't look like the cat, but it had to be.

I don't know.

His face was distorted or something, I don't know, I mean,

it sounds crazy.

I don't know, did it look like a normal cat

to you before, Suzanne?

- Of course.

It's just a cat.

- Oh, God!

- Martin.

Could this have anything to do with that laboratory tag

that cat was wearing?

- What are you talking about?

- Shut up, Graham!

You know you have been a major disappointment to me.

- Suzanne maybe on to something.

There's a great deal of experimentation on lab animals.

Maybe somehow this cat's system

has got some type of experimental chemical in it.

I don't know, it seems to me that our cat

might administer that very same kind of chemical

when it bites.

Now, if they were giving it some type of metabolic steroid,

that might explain the strength to bite through the shoe.

Might also explain the strange, distorted look.

- You mean they actually poisoned that poor cat and now,

it's dangerous to all of us.

- All I know for sure is, that the blood cells

in Mike's body are multiplying at a phenomenal rate.

Somehow, he's been poisoned.

- You got some of Mike's blood on your hands.

How come you're not sick?

- Most likely it can only be transmitted by actual contact

with my blood by ingesting it.

Just touching it or getting it on my skin

shouldn't hurt me.

- [Mike] Oh God.

Oh.

Oh, God.

(intense music)

Oh God.

(Mike moaning)

Oh God.

(Mike screaming)

- What's gonna happen to us?

- We're gonna survive.

We're gonna get this boat started and we're gonna survive.

- [Walter] Is this really necessary?

- Shut up.

I can't believe that you shot up that radio.

You know, you're real lucky that they won't let me

blow your head off.

- You wouldn't have the guts to shoot me even

if they did let you, preppy.

Rachel, I still gotta get to the Cayman Islands.

- That's the least of our problems.

Let's go.

(soft dramatic theme)

- How you feeling?

- I'm OK, really.

(soft creaking)

- What was that in the closet?

- Probably just a boat creak.

- How do you know?

I mean what if it's the cat?

- Don't worry, I'll go check, OK?

- No, you stay here, I'll do it.

You sure?

- Yeah.

(suspenseful music)

- You ready?

(suspenseful music swelling)

(Bobbie chuckling)

- It was just me and my father after that.

The ship was his dream for both of us.

Then we had some storm damage and Dad got sick.

We got behind on our payments from the bank.

Graham owns the boat now.

So, if I'm ever gonna get this boat back,

I gotta get this damn engine fixed.

You see this pump here? - Yeah.

- It brings sea water in to cool the engine.

I gotta trace every hose and electrical wire.

Give me a hand.

- All right.

- You got a lot of nice stuff here for a creep, Graham.

- That's what happens when you got money, preppy!

- Yeah, ain't that the truth.

- And you don't know the half of it.

- [Corey] Mm, mm, mm.

- You like that?

- [Corey] You kidding me?

I always wanted one of these.

- Keep it.

- [Corey] What?

- What are you deaf as well as dumb?

Go ahead, take it, I've a drawer full of 'em.

- I guess you really are a rich S.O.B., aren't you?

- And getting richer all the time.

Here let me show you--

- Whoa, not so fast.

- Hey, take it easy with that thing.

I'm just gonna get something out of the wall safe.

OK, nice and slow.

(safe dial turning)

There, you can open it, be my guest.

- Go ahead, but do it nice and slow so I can see everything.

- [Walter] Very well.

Feast your eyes.

- How much is that?

- [Walter] One million American dollars, cash.

Buy a lot of watches.

Well, opportunity is knocking.

Wake up.

Take a bundle.

There's plenty more where that came from.

- Oh, yeah?

How much more?

- You help me get to my bank in the Cayman Islands

without anymore hassles, and you'll be

using that as pocket change.

- You know somehow I don't trust you, Mr. Graham.

- I'd be disappointed if you did.

But try son.

(suspenseful music)

- [Martin] Rachel.

- [Rachel] So.

- [Martin] So?

It means that any food the cat comes into contact

with becomes contaminated.

- Yeah, but the food's all locked up right?

- Yes, it's safe.

- The cat's gonna get awful hungry.

- What are you trying to say Martin?

- I'm just saying that we've got to stay alert.

That's all.

(ominous music)

- [Suzanne] Mmm.

(voice meowing)

- Oh, no.

Go away, please.

- Ain't nothing here but us killer pussy cats!

- You almost scared me to death!

- Come on, What are you scared of a little cat?

- Yeah, you're damn right I am.

If you were smart, you would be too.

- You want me to stay here and protect you from the big,

bad boogie man?

- Matter fact, I would feel better with a big, strong man

here to protect me.

And you know what?

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to keep him here.

(romantic music)

- Listen to me, if you really want to be protected,

you'll be smart to stick by me, no matter what happens

from here on.

- Why do you think I picked you from the beginning?

It's obvious you were the one with the brain

- That's right, I'm going places.

I got it all worked out.

Once we get off this boat, it's all gonna slide

right into place.

- You mean if.

If we ever get off this boat.

- We will.

We will, if I have to row this damn thing back to shore.

I'm gonna make things happen for me.

(Corey chuckling softly)

- Two days stranded.

Dammit, you'd think we'd find something out here.

- OK, let's give it a try, see what we got.

(cranking engine)

(cranking engine)

(cranking engine)

Dammit, I just don't have the parts, I just can't keep--

- You're doing the best you can.

- I never should have left port.

You know, listening to Graham was the stupidest thing

that I ever could have--

- Nobody's blaming you.

You just gotta keep trying.

- You're right, Martin.

I'll be alright.

(Bobbie sighing)

(Walter sighing)

(soft dramatic theme)

- I thought it was gonna start this time.

- Yeah, me too.

So how's your shoulder, huh?

- Better, really.

Except for the damnedest thing,

lost all the feeling in my arm.

Doesn't hurt.

Nothing, no feeling at all.

Kinda tingles, you know, like when your arm falls asleep?

- Um-hmm.

Well, I know something that will help.

- [Lance] Yeah?

- [Bobbie] Uh-huh, this is just what the doctor ordered.

(romantic music)

(Lance chuckling)

- [Bobbie] What is it?

- I was just thinking.

You know I lost the feeling in my arm,

doesn't seem to affect other parts of my body.

(Bobbie and Lance chuckling)

- Here, let me take a look at that boo boo.

(screaming)

- Ah, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!

(cat squealing)

(Bobbie screaming)

Ah, my hand, oh God, my hand!

No!

- [Bobbie] Please Lance, wait!

- No, I'm dead!

Did you heard what Martin said, I'm dead!

- Yes I did but Lance, we don't know!

Lance, no!

- No, you heard what Martin said,

I'm poisoned, I'm already dead!

- [Bobbie] We can go see--

- Oh, my hand!

Did you see that thing!

Did you see it?

I got the poison in my blood!

- Wait Lance, it's OK.

- [Lance] I got the poison in my blood!

- Please don't!

- [Corey] No, wait!

- [Bobbie] Not like that, you don't go!

- I got the poison in my blood!

- [Bobbie] Please!

- Lance, no wait!

- [Bobbie] No!

Lance, no!

- [Corey] Lance!

- [Martin] I'm going in too.

(dramatic theme music)

- Can you see them?

(dramatic theme music)

(soft music)

- Here.

- Dammit.

I can't believe what happened.

It's just not real.

- He was yelling about having poison in his blood.

- There's no more fresh water.

How 'bout some champagne?

- [Corey] Yeah.

- Save that.

We've got to tighten up on supplies.

- We're all gonna die out here.

I mean let's face it, we're all gonna die

on this stupid boat.

- Take it easy, Suzanne, we're not gonna die.

We're gonna survive.

- He's right Suzanne, we're gonna make it.

We'll have that engine fixed in no time, right Martin?

- That's right.

We've almost got it.

If we give up now, we might as well just lie down and die.

We're gonna get out of here if we just keep on fighting.

- You're lying, you're both lying!

We're never gonna get out of this alive.

We're all gonna die.

That thing's gonna bite us.

And we all are gonna die a horrible death.

(crying)

(crashing waves)

- Any luck?

- No.

Look, we need to let Walter Graham out.

- Never.

- [Corey] Look, we don't have much of a choice.

We need his help.

- And what kind of help can he give us?

- [Corey] He can give us plenty of help.

Look, when you two are fixing the motor,

he and I can form some soft of a counter assault team.

- You don't know Walter Graham like I do.

And I don't like the idea of letting him out.

- No, Corey is right.

We're running out of time here.

We can't afford to have anybody not pulling his weight.

He and Graham can look for the cat and you and I can work on

the boat around the clock.

We can have Suzanne keep watch.

- Right.

- How's that sound?

- Alright, then.

It's settled.

- Get away from me.

I'm not helping you with anything.

- You will take watch like you're told.

- No.

- Listen you bitch, If you hadn't brought that cat--

- Corey, hold on.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- You want to get off this boat, don't you Suzanne?

- Yes.

- We all do.

And we're going to.

Everybody's gotta help.

Gotta do their job, you can understand that.

Now we need you to keep a watch out for planes and ships.

OK?

- You said it was good luck to bring a cat on board.

- That's right, I did.

- Then it's your fault the cat's here, it not mine.

- You're right, you're right.

But I still need you to stand watch.

- OK.

But I want Corey to know who's at fault here.

- It's OK, Corey knows.

Don't you Corey?

- Yeah.

Now come on and take the damn binoculars.

I am gonna go get Graham.

- [Martin] Hey, Corey!

- Yeah.

- [Martin] Be careful.

- Yeah, don't worry about Walter, I can handle him.

- I meant the cat.

- Don't worry, I got it all figured out, Mr. Graham.

- Yeah.

There's still a chance I can get to my bank on time.

Listen, that thing can jump out from anywhere.

Let me have the gun.

Look son, do you trust me, don't you?

Let me have the gun.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I trust you, Mr. Graham.

Let's nail this cat.

Then, I got some ideas.

Yeah, this looks like a prime spot.

Yeah.

Put these babies in the right places

and our little friend is history.

- Just the smell of that stuff is making me salivate.

- If you knew how much poison I put in it,

you'd lose your appetite really quick.

I'll show Martin that he's not the only

smart one around here.

After all,

the hunt is still the hunt.

- I don't know Martin, maybe you are right.

If I could just hold out, I should be able

to get that engine running.

- Yeah, if the food will last that long.

Here, it's your turn to serve dinner.

Cereal again, mm-mm.

- Will you be joining us?

- No, I have a previous engagement to become

a master mechanic.

- Well, maybe I can interest you in a midnight snack.

(relaxing music)

- That's it?

What kind of food is this?

- Where's Corey?

- He's out checking his traps.

- Oh, I hope he's caught that thing.

I can't sleep with that cat crawling around.

- Well, here's to a dead cat.

(eerie music)

- The cat knows the food's poisoned.

(eerie music)

(cat screaming)

The hell was that?

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(Corey screaming)

(Corey groaning)

(cat growling)

(Corey groaning)

- What the hell do you think you're doing?

- Something I should have done days ago.

- You won't last two days in that life boat.

Our only chance is to stay on this ship and get it going.

Then maybe, someone will spot us.

How the hell that thing get in here, it's lined with metal.

- I don't know.

- Well, how'd you let that happen?

You were supposed to be in charge of the food.

- We didn't let anything happen.

You've been sitting around on your ass the whole damn time.

We've been working on the engine, the food and everything.

I assume it pried through the sheet metal by itself

with its own paws.

- Oh God, who cares?

Now we don't have any food left.

- Cat should be satisfied now with the contaminated food

and water in the locker.

- And why the hell shouldn't it be?

It's in a lot better shape than we are.

- We're all gonna die anyways.

(tense music)

- What the hell you doing?

- I'm looking for something to eat.

I'm starving to death.

- Suzanne.

Everything in here is contaminated.

- That's what you say, I don't believe you.

You and Rachel are just hoarding it all for yourselves.

- Don't be ridiculous.

Suzanne, you're gonna have to pull yourself together.

This food is poisonous.

It's poisonous, do you understand me?

Everybody's getting the same share of food.

That's just the way it is.

I'm sorry, Suzanne.

(Suzanne shouting)

- OK, I'm going to the wheel, I'm gonna hit

the ignition switch.

When I do, just pull that lever to left, OK?

- OK.

- What are you doing sleeping!

- What, what, what?

- You're sleeping, you're supposed to be keeping

your eyes open.

- Oh.

- And what the hell are you doing?

- Drop dead.

- I guess I should have known better.

- Rachel, If you haven't noticed, it's all over.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Nothing matters.

- Well, you two may be ready to give up but I'm not.

- Well at least you're being consistent

for being a dumb bitch!

You know, all you had to do to get this boat back

was to be nice to me.

And you weren't even smart enough to do that.

And now you're too dumb to know when to quit.

Just like your daddy.

How do you think I got this boat?

I own this boat because I'm smart and your daddy

was dumb, like you.

- Yeah, well you're an idiot Walter and you always were.

And you two can just stay out here and die but not me!

(Suzanne laughing)

- What are you laughing at?

You're gonna die.

(suspenseful music)

(sniffing)

- I knew it!

♪ It's just a pack of lies

Keeping all this food just for themselves.

(cat meowing)

Don't, get away from me!

I only took a little bit.

(cat meowing)

You're not going to hurt me.

You're a sweet little...

(Suzanne chocking)

(Suzanne groaning)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(thunder clapping)

- What are we gonna do, you gotta fix that.

- It depends on the storm.

- Well,

well, you gotta do something.

It's not gonna stop in two minutes.

(thunder clapping)

- We have to hurry!

We're taking in too much water, where's Graham?

- I don't know.

(suspenseful music)

- [Rachel] Come on, Graham!

- I've got one more briefcase, I'll be right back.

- We don't have time, forget it, we don't have time.

- I've got one more briefcase, I'll be right back!

Wait for me!

(tense theme music)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat meowing)

(cat screaming)

(Walter groaning)

- Where's Graham?

- I don't know, forget about him!

- I'm going for him, you take it down.

- [Rachel] Not without you!

- You gotta do it, do it yourself.

I'll jump in and swim!

(tense theme music)

Ah!

- [Rachel] Come on, jump!

(dramatic theme music)

- Come on, we gotta get out of here.

She's going down.

(dramatic theme music)

(thunder clapping)

I'm sorry, Rachel.

- Graham?

- No.

I wanna know what was so important in this damn briefcase

that he gave his life for it.

- There must be a million dollars in there.

- Enough to buy a new boat!

- And enough to finance the study of biology!

- Yeah!

(cat screaming)

(Martin and Rachel screaming)

(Rachel screaming)

- Are you all right, did it bite you?

- No, thank God, I think I'm OK.

- Good.

- Oh, Rachel, it's not over yet!

(Martin screaming)

(Rachel screaming)

wherever it is, it won't leave us alone as long as we are

the only floating objects.

- What do we do?

- Here.

Maybe we can get to the other side--

- No wait a minute.

Put it in here.

- Come on!

- It's getting on.

(Rachel screaming in excitement)

- [Martin] Whoo, whoo, whoo!

(Rachel and Martin shouting in joy)

(birds cawing)

- Sorry to keep you waiting.

But understandably due to the storm,

communications are backed up.

Now as to your story about the monster, poisonous cat.

Well, I'm afraid your ordeal must have been

too much for you.

Right now you need rest and relaxation.

If there is any assistance I can be for you,

contacting family or friends?

- [Rachel] Oh, well, you've been so kind.

We really don't know how to thank you.

- It is my pleasure to help.

- Thank you very much once again.

You've been more help than you'll ever even

begin to know.

Thank you.

- Daddy, Daddy, look what I found!

- What you got there son?

Let's see what's in this briefcase.

(cat screaming)

♪ Have you heard

♪ Are you listening

♪ This little cat

♪ She turned up missing

♪ She smiled upfront

♪ Not behind

♪ How can a little pussy be so hard to find

♪ Hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ Hard to find

♪ Does she even care

♪ When she goes missing

♪ That little girl

♪ She ran away

♪ Don't even know what was on her mind

♪ How can a little pussy be so hard to find

♪ Hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ Oh so had to find

♪ Whoa whoa oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh whoa whoa oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh whoa oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa

♪ Have you heard

♪ Were you listening

♪ About a little cat

♪ She turned up missing

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ Oh so hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ So hard to find

♪ Oh so hard to find

♪ So darn hard to find

♪ Hard to find

(funky theme)