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you don't know how lucky you are ready

hey I have to let you leave jail and you

belong there

oh yes you do know that Moses here sold

was stolen but everyone says the thief

was a fair head man and no matter what

kind of a double-crossing son of a bitch

you are

I know one thing you're certain you

ain't no Bron Trinity here's the $50.00

abroad with you but I got a deduct 49 of

it seeing us are you ain't guilty you

gotta pay for your board and lodging I'm

giving you this change so you know we

treat our prisoners Mellon Square and El

Torito I'll keep this for our collection

now you got a half an hour to clear out

of town I want my water bottle oh yeah

yeah

now get don't let me see you around here

again hey boy

why do they call you Trinity cuz it was

born in Trinidad of course

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it does not matter you know that many

times

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hey partner I've been waiting for almost

a week now Patrizia that girl you know

the one I met at the saloon she told me

you were bound to get out by the end of

the month well so I just set myself down

here to welcome you cuz Sartana always

stands by his partner and so does

Trinity I hope we never meet each other

again

but if we do stand aside it's wiser

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you know it ain't polite to steal a gun

off an old friend you can have it back

don't worry just don't worry

are you worried all right just so long

as you swear not to use it on me I won't

shoot you I promise that ain't enough

Trinity I said swear

that's better now I know I can trust you

well have you thought it over yeah well

what have you decided

no man you sure are a tough critic

see do you know how many people work for

that new railroad company no well I'll

tell you I know cuz I've seen them I've

robbed their trains dozens of times that

effect had a rough guess I figured

there's at least a thousand fellers

working for him work slaves I'm not

through talking so hold your horses till

I finish just listen to me and remember

I was never fond of work either

what I want to go for is their payroll

just let me tell you I got it all worked

out and about an average of four dollars

a day per head see that's a total

payment I've won 20,000 bucks every

payday just waiting there for someone to

take em no it's not the kind of job that

suits me I spent six weeks looking

through the bars at El Torito and I've

got cause of my backside to prove it I

thought you said you wanted to get back

to Trinidad enough money to go home with

the class you may never get another

chance if you let this thing go with the

plan I've got in mind we can't miss my

old man I'd tell you he'd have been

downright proud just where do we find

this $20,000 got the pepper

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look over there what's that look like

it's a bank one thing I'll say for the

railroad when it comes to pay and

they've always been very punctual they

got a good reputation

I enjoyed dealing with that kind of life

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funny man who's a smartass I'll make em

pay for it fine

put away that damn shootin iron if you

say you won I'm sure tell me they don't

want to argue

ain't that right leave now mr. the big

man's coming on strong for me too you

played your last hand you know those two

fellas anybody who shoots like that

you've got to keep an eagle I'll if you

say so yeah

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Sambo where's that smartass pal of yours

you heard where's your Calpol friend in

town I think why no questions

all you have to do is answer where is

that blond bastard get up with my boots

on put them on but be careful how you

move no more guessing games stranger we

just wait right here for your pal to

show up it is very unkind waking up your

neighbors like that and it ain't very

good manners makes a second time today

that you are not crazy blonde got the

best of me did you want to ask me

something there won't be a third time

you think these men here are sent by the

local sheriff no I think they ought to

go for a little walk when they wake up

what do you think okay I'll take care of

their horses

we gotta get moving so let's get out of

here what's that for

there's some digging we have to do did

you kill him sat down it no time to

explain now we got to move on

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good it's right on time

the stagecoach with the railroad payroll

can't work there what can't work that

ridiculous game of solitaire huh no

you're holed up I can see it all here in

these cards god dammit I wish you'd shut

up about those cards just for once don't

you think I've already got enough

trouble when I'm surrounded by such a

bunch of brainless knuckleheads you

called me mr. burden

no no I didn't call you and why aren't

you watching the bank like I told you to

nothing to worry about you don't have to

act like that with Clark do you hear

he's my brother just remember who you're

speaking to

I've told you that before sure yeah I

know he's your brother but nerves can

get you down and when you think of all

that dang money that's at stake your

brother should realize yes yes you don't

have to go on my brother fell on his

head when he was a little feller so I go

oh dear I'm not interested in hearing

your family history all over again right

now no siree this is the moment that

pray that everything finishes up the way

it's supposed to you haven't got a

chance

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yeah don't share give me a hand with you

let's get this gold locked up

sure thing with it ain't no use leaving

temptation my mom

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I was so worried I slept right here last

night I had the worst goddamn night

there like someone was hitting my head

with a hammer

funny I usually sleep good usually I

worry too much

never how'd you two boys like a little

risky not a bad idea your name never

empty and it's good oh and to you mrs.

Garrett how about signing this receipt

it's for $18,000 six axe at 3,000 each

in silver

thank you as another formality I gotta

count it and you can help me put it away

in the strong room it's a pleasure

keeping em lowdown stinking varmints

have no good dirty sons it if I ever get

to drop on them again they won't even

have time breath well show me can't we

kill a fly like that why them coyotes

ain't nothin but a pair of horse thieves

if I get my hands on that blond bastard

I'll beat him so black and blue he'll be

two shades darker than this pal how much

further is it we've been walking for two

hours oh shut your mouth keep the

desktop you counted this one yes mm-hmm

it's hairy give your guns where they are

don't try anything

Oh God it's only the cash I'm after and

if you don't ride on me you won't get

hurt long as you boys behave good and

cooperate you don't have a worry in the

world

I just hand it over

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everything's going according to my plan

as soon as the sheriff leaves me and the

boys go into action

don't forget huh the name is Sartana

what you careful mind your manners

I still get you covered oh time

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damn damn damn it all what's going on I

don't get it

something something must have gone wrong

down there that's what the cards

foretold and they never made a mistake

why don't you go to hell and take your

cards with you the bank

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that's very good wine we won't be making

any more of it

why can't you grow good grapes here

hey Martha yeah get some more for our

guests sure we can grow them where are

we going to do it we all been booted off

our land all on account of that fella

Burton because everybody here owes him

money and we ain't got any

he made us pay for water made us pay for

pastures made us they'd double our

season provisions and he made us pay

interest on the money too you should

then when the Bills have got so big to

claim to our land here father

there you go it might just as well enjoy

a friend otherwise it'll just end up and

burn the sands along with the rest of

our things he's already planning to send

his men against us he says we gotta pay

up or get out

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how much do you owe this guy the total

is about seven or eight thousand dollars

no oh it comes to eight thousand two

hundred and six Jeremiah it comes out to

exactly that anymore

happy does our accounts can I have some

more hello yourself

here

well it shouldn't be very difficult to

find $1,000

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it's a mortal sin to leave the land that

can produce a drink like this

any we have to go by now we can just

pray that's all and even miracles don't

come that big why all of us put together

couldn't scrape up more than a handful

of dollars why nothing's too big for a

miracle long as you put your faith in

divine providence that should be enough

for your land my people to in my island

had to pay a ransom we're all brothers

and drinkers come on

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so what did you do now hand over my

money or I'll break your neck not a said

this is what I deserve for trailing

around with a load down double-crossing

snake I work out a foolproof plan for

robbing a bank and whatever I got a show

for Italy and that huh you ain't going

to let a thing like this worry your

father was most famous horse thief in

the West and he lived to be 91 yeah but

my old Paul always knew when it was the

right moment to move come to think about

it

Oh paw had ideas no this is just like

you don't to look at it I've never

guessed that you're worth $2,000

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you're gonna stay here for good now

no no I'm on my way to Louisiana Oh

first time I've seen you in so many

years you got no roots like Dumbo II now

listen to me I don't think y'all leave

for plenty of reasons you know you need

something will care about you don't you

see that yeah

fortunately I'm sober this time that's

210 dollars single pimp ride your

departure mm-hmm

there's a praise driving in the price

I've got seven eighty dollars no that

won't be enough my mistake

yeah mm-hmm let's make it that hundred

eighty dollars you have trust little

Jonathan he ate a horse no but your ass

is with son I guess yeah okay $180 bus

Jonathan 180 percent

these tokens you see now step in here

how about make out your travel

certificate sir no easy on it gonna be

pretty damp in the winter my motto is be

prepared you ought to be ashamed cells

acting like this profiteer another

helpless innocent who believed your

story

promising they could have a new life but

where were they gonna have it in heaven

or in hell the sheriff who do you want

the sheriff I was all right Murchison

now I'll show you listen sheriff these

monitors are selling one-way treads to

Boot Hill they've taken my hundred and

eighty dollars and Jonathan yeah well I

was prepared all right

you knew he needs me to fool me yes sir

I see Murchison this fine gentleman here

is disturbing the peace lock him up for

a couple of days if he tries to escape

shoot him he knows too much sure I get

you mr. Burton mr. Burton I get you I'll

get even

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Wow she come with the ticket let's go

ahead and ask okay that's how it's

pitbull ooh that two parts for me once

your gang parts of what the Java told

you Beth what loot is it gold exact but

how risky is it oh it's elementary work

for a man like yourself as long as don't

forget this once the stuff is in our

hands we have to take special

precautions to make sure we don't leave

one single trace of evidence behind us

Garo senior better no evidence you have

my promise degrade doesn't make mistakes

what is it Murchison well I may be

mistaken mr. Burton but I think I saw

that blond fella there and that black

friend of his what did you say why do

you talk it's those two varmints who

interfered with my plan to rob the bank

of band we're Achilles no you have to

keep out of sight

now where are they over at Lois place

the saloon that is they went in there

but if they buy tickets to Louisiana I

don't reckon they'll be coming out again

wonderful new audience for only two

hundred and ten dollars food and lodging

included in the price of the ticket an

exciting future which even glorious

Louisiana hey y'all got a new audience

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you're lonely

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yeah my admiration unlimited you're real

tight with your cash right actually I

have to be see I took a lot of money out

of the bank a few days ago and my pal

there he borrowed it all he spent the

whole lot on his great love beautiful

romance two tickets to Louisiana peace

certainly that's four hundred and twenty

dollars pay and prior to departure well

this girl one moment please

it is a paper that says me and my

partner we pay you within a month not

four hundred and twenty dollars we pay

you five hundred and twenty dollars one

hundred dollars interest perhaps you

think you're dealing with a complete

idiot I'd take it in by with you this is

your receipt if you'd like to step in

back we'll arrange for your travel

papers this way please

don't forget to pack your long johns you

know Louisiana can be pretty damp in the

winter thanks for the advice

I was still in college

they sent me to use my past on

oh what a break yeah bring you something

to drink up on the whiskey maybe but

only if you got the genuine article to

build on Petula right in here sir uh

after you I insist please sir step

inside you're our guest

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and it's too bad because Louisiana's

supposed to be very pretty

yeah I'm much prettier and there's two

thousand on my head yeah that's true we

got a plan a job that's really big one

that'll make us both wealthy Donna so

long why wouldn't L are you go as far

away as possible from where from you

okay bye man you just keep your hands

off my horse this time I'll come back to

get him

I hope the two of you break a leg I mean

talking to me

you ever been to El Cerrito amigo why

because one very interesting things

happened right there in El Cerrito oh

really what was that well in El Cerrito

there was one gringo blond americano

very much like you who are they horses

can you guess whose horse it was No

this is the most interesting part of the

whole story so long 20 and just who the

hell is El Tigre now you listen to me

you little chunk of horse manure

the very next time I meet you all have a

story to tell with this gun and you

won't be able will never ever be a next

time gringo so you learned to know I

think a make on you the Lord say so put

down your gun bills quickly amigo

this man here you'll know who he is do

you know sir I don't

if I can throw that plaque or CC steel

of chaos but there's a law for horse

thieves they hang them El Tigre on now

you are begging hombre you're not I came

that dirty son of a mongrel man of that

kind deserve to be shot you leave us

alone in the Virgin morena we'll protect

and help you out while we perform one

act of justice with delicacy a

discretion and leave these horse thieves

head impaled on that spike that's a good

idea

oh boy you're a damn fool it's about the

craziest idea I can remember hearing

what he's talking about are my testicles

well well with let's do it like this you

fight like gentlemen and you lose a pain

alright let's go amigos

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that was very well done

why'd you decide to come back because

you were the king's ransom and man you

can't beat that you worth $2,000 Randy

two miles north of the pass here the

Mexican cavalry will be arriving

I must other men we've thought of

everything are you sure because you know

Berkeley won't put up with any mistakes

there's no need to worry once the gold

shipment has been handed over the

Rangers won't even be stopping for a

bite or a beer

hey but other word to take care of daddy

LT Drey could do it with his eyes closed

closed don't forget it's a nice fat cake

and you my boy can count on getting a

fair sized slice of it for yourself be

seeing you tomorrow good evening folks I

hope we're not interrupting anything a

couple of hours man at last listen

you're gonna shoot the sheriff up on a

drink Obata leak excuse me Sheriff do

you know this money no don't you

recognize this picture is it tell me who

you are

that one there well we have the prisoner

and we have his confession all that

remains is to collect the $2,000 it's on

the poster all in order sheriff just a

moment uh come on sheriff I've got two

eyewitness and said it don't stand on

ceremony in any way just think about

what I have in my hands and let's see

the money good thank you for it come on

give this share up your gun come on

between the bottles of an eyes and 30 I

now you can

well sheriff I think it's all legal

thank you all very much please and now I

have to go

hey I'm sorry you're leaving like that

you're not letting me go escape of

there's a prisoner's duty hey you mean

II was gonna shoot him just spank him I

do yeah if I swing to sever bitch

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you prey

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what a funny way to pray way way out

here without a church without a preacher

without even speaking but there is the

Sun the Sun is everything you see it

rise in the morning and you never know

if you will see it set that's our

destiny where are the others let's go

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look look what's happened to it we were

attacked by Mexican bandits they didn't

do anything

I reckon Burton was behind it what

difference does it make Nomad don't

quite understand what happens to little

girls when they grow up what does that

mean I don't understand well when boys

grow up they become men but that only

means they get power but with women it's

different sure they get taller but

that's not all they kind of grow out in

all directions

you for example you sure have grown out

in all the right places and you really

think so I really think so optica when

we meet again I really don't know hope

so hey hey listen

take this

but I can't take this sure you can go on

I don't need it neither does my partner

you know how it is in business the money

comes and money goes

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damn it all Trinity why don't you go to

hell do you realize they cost US $500

each those baubles and why is that

because you feel like making goo-goo

eyes at that little smidgen of a girl

that's why what's he a but she those

girls are all alike I say they're polite

to you 2:20 they'll go to a bar dance

when you reach sturdy there pretend to

love you if you're 40 give your real 11

when you're 50 then get married to an

old geezer of 70 figure it out for

yourself what they're gonna think of a

bastard with $2,000 time you started to

grow up Trinity anyway I hope you filled

your canteen at least I'm not that

absent-minded Sartre Anna well that's

something I guess let's go come on where

are we going anyhow to meet the local

stagecoach why do you know anyone on it

brother you just don't understand I mean

we're gonna stop it and bar a little

cash I don't like it I don't like it

what don't you like I don't like the

idea of robbing that stagecoach why not

because cuz I never tried it and I don't

want to begin now or you're something

yeah I'm a sailor and how you managed to

stand all that water boy that's

something too you don't have to drink it

you know yeah sure but if you fall in

you get water in your ears eyes up your

nose everywhere uh-huh come on let's

take a closer look where you always

pretend to be guides and get them to

harvest I still don't like it

you've already made that clear robbing

stagecoaches ain't for us that's for

bandits with no sense of imagination I

don't understand you at all Trinity

don't you ever want to see your damn

Island again even if there's a fair

chance that the folks there won't ever

let you back in persevering is the only

chance you got well okay but for

safety's sake I'll hold on to the kitty

all right right

captain there are two men riding up

those fellows sure I mean lucky now

wonder if they're bandits where's the

Rangers we can't turn back now

howdy

hey bar open George all yours thank you

we will leave our horses here bail which

is if there may be a storm brewing we

can't afford to risk any delay so tell

the men to get ready to move they're

leaving in ten minutes

okay all right then let's get going are

you thirsty yeah you said it the trouble

was we missed the last waterhole and 40

miles of desert dust is no joke my

Lovings Yankee bullet left in there when

I drink water it makes me cough and I

suppose you got to keep off liquor don't

even talk about that where are you two

from oh that is yes well from Norland ah

Marlene's huh yeah we had quite a time

getting here it's a long story

not at all we needed our you traveled

all the way from the Delta to Texas

there you go prospectors right oh yeah

yeah you hit it it's just what we've

been doing searching around for gold

mine well I don't think you're likely to

find any gold around this area

at least I've never heard of anyone

finding any anyway the best of luck mine

up man captain hold on mean him go along

with you

I mean gesture we come to some village

you see we're both a bit scared that

it's here after all a couple more guns

could be useful - you know we're Rangers

are on duty

no one can accompany us or even right

next to the wagon we have orders to

shoot on sight you got away with it

because of one thing the well but just

see you stay far away from that wagon

are we ready bill yes

how about that

10 Rangers out of uniform to scored one

creaky wagon funny it's mighty strange

and there was a strange business about

that map yeah what was that there when

we arrived the captain was looking at a

map exactly like the one in the

sheriff's office in Queen Tana

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why do you keep asking my opinion you

said stagecoach holdups are your

specialty didn't you in the first place

the wagon tracks are almost 6 inches

deep now there were only two men inside

and two on top which means it was

carrying a mighty heavy load donut sure

it could have been guns or ammunition I

mean what else would Rangers be

escorting gold I think I've got it I can

smell it in the air I can feel it my

bones you're getting so you see gold

everywhere your Sigma

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no smoking on duty not bad what I said

not bad the way you handle everything

and in that uniform you can fool your

own mother yeah just don't forget that

you got to go on doing things in exactly

the same way every day you hear anyone

call me Ltd I can I kill him I am your

copy doesn't understand yes sir captain

no don't you worry Senora Burton I have

to you it will all be back oh I'm not

worried what do you what do you think we

Puli I know precisely you see every two

months back contract our government has

to send these cases to Mexico and they

contain two million pesos

what pesos Gold naturally what else the

gold comes from Mexico City and ingots

and it's sent to Washington where our

mint makes it into your official taster

they hand over the cash at this outpost

right here in la palooka the detachment

of cavalry of just overpowered we're

waiting here as usual they were going to

escort the gold to Mexico City but not

now

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we're all prepared to receive the

Rangers in your birth and the NGO that

especially there's nothing to worry

about

the only way for anyone to reach left

palooka is by going through crazy dog

Canyon my men are waiting there they're

all set

we got nothing left to do now we can

just sit on our backsides and wait for

the Rangers and the gold naturally but

don't let the man get you drunk

Gabby done I bet what'd you say

Gabby done I've done what you said will

one you be enough yeah sure

new faces always weigh at least a tenth

of an ounce so two million paces would

weigh quite a lot only we're not getting

all the gold I like that like what when

you say the word gold your eyes shine

don't you sure it's better to have

plenty of pesos to spend than a woman

but before you spend your money have to

earn it right

you heard Burton you got to make sure

that nobody can get through a dead dog

Canyon before you arrive I'd like to see

the guy who could get through that

Canyon now I got it staked out with my

best man you'd better be right fine boss

what are you doing here did anybody say

you can leave your place red drop your

guns nice and easy that's the idea

well how do we find it's a pretty small

world and it's becoming more infested

each day with vermin cozy place you got

here

ma'am I guess you're in charge

mind if I have a little of this tea each

sort of a burial

this fellow was slippin

so I gave him a head we'll be moving

along don't worry but I'd like to know

why a high-class woman like yourself

here is in with these bad boys cat got

your tongue man on your feet over here

stand together that's right oh I got it

I reckon you're one of those dif you'd

say bastard it's a pleasure

Sartana and that fellas trinity well

then there now I'm the cashier remember

that was our agreement wasn't it yeah

that's true

good boy and I was just saying a pal and

I are only trying to be friendly

we just wonder what brought you all here

Merton will fix you for butting in on

this he'll get you to even if you have

to follow you to hell start on the

lady's right she can't speak in front of

witnesses yeah I guess not there no

witnesses to bother you anymore anything

you want to say or do would be our

little secret anything honey

how dare you speak like and that's for

you you're as bad as he is I hope I

never have to run into either of you

unless I got a Winchester trained on you

they kiss at 20 years old they dance

when you're 30 years old they make love

when you're 40 years old and they marry

maybe I was wrong but I didn't have to

throw away all my money to learn that

did I

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zum-zum quad they will be writing the

Ranger

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seems appear to be playing you know I'm

captain Alex McCarney of the Texas

Rangers six months ago when I came here

there was another captain captain

Borgata

isn't he still in charge here copy title

nylon so there Garda oh that dirty

traitor I wish I could have him here my

hands to wring his neck

my crony that's strange I thought it was

one of the best commanders in the old

Mexican army had he cleaned out the

whole area around here

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politics shipment all yours captain

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is anybody else who needs help now

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soldier pigley I'll have to stop this

smoking and give up drink

I hear this funny kind of noise in my

ears it reminds me of a player piano it

is a player piano shouldn't speak nope

it ain't charitable to leave a man in

the hands of sheriff Murchison well I

don't keep grudges forget about it

yes don't do it again how did you manage

to escape sir well the sheriff got took

real bad food poisonous I did what I

could he was stuck by me right here in

this road beside it there's a man is a

good Christian you probably thought

you'd never get to know one did you oh

you're damn lucky

all right many of us around hey ain't

you two interested in chess did we hear

you right just now you did say gold

that's right Chet you mean to split the

money money yeah that's it three ways

okay I was in jail wait to kill me get

to the point and patience you see I

could hear when they was talking and I

heard Burton and that crazy friend he is

giving instructions to El Tigre the

Mexican bandit is he now Tigre Man word

overcome the soldiers I had palooka and

accept the goal kiss I'm from the

Rangers pretended to be the actual

Mexican escort you thought I saw that

nap in the desk of the sheriff's office

well they were going over the plans for

the robbery at palooka you are a genius

you know that no one else ever think so

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give her the gun okay

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you know the way better than anyone T

great but I still think I'm right we

better get away from here fast

those Mavericks are dangerous they can

make trouble for a couple of pieces not

able to frighten me okay

traveling at night can be dangerous the

mountain can be dangerous as well

we made those many men and events how

are they go no tomorrow anymore tomorrow

then first thing in the morning Tigre

but don't forget what I said I don't

want your men touching any more liquor

from now on they keep sober but why name

drink alcohol they do not touch a drop

when they are

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can I trouble you for a light company

arrow who are you

sigh Kanna

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at least we got one now all those crates

look alike I don't think there is any

gold well I feel sure don't forget I saw

Burton and that woman in here

how many men are there about thirty and

what would we do with 37 made them

yeah

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even ten minutes

CL t also then you're better you agree

my share the goal is 50% that's right

split it down the middle hey that's more

than we agreed to my offer was two parts

for me and one for you

no they split in the middle you know

what that's called extortion

to Mavericks no talk to some dead dog

Canyon all right let's split in the

middle but get them out of the way cuz

that's what you're being paid to do

Maury da

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bitch tell me who you are now with

humiliate you

very good don't be afraid my my aren't

you a well-trained bunch it must be the

military life now all stand together in

a nice little line no more tricks I'm

interested in one thing only gold for us

the gold and you boys are free to leave

here whenever you please you heard what

he said

all right cool

hey amigo you leave us one small case

yeah to permit as a capito to your help

no no no no no this one here more or

less glad to see you again I am Colonel

Alonzo Vergara you have saved two

million cold places amigo you're a

reward from both our governments indeed

you do and I'm certain that Ramon

consult or mcgillvary daya Calderon the

Alaska we know how to recompense you who

are they what who all of them all those

you'll mention but he is only one the

governor of the American provinces and

what are his ideas on recompense you

will be presented with the cross of the

Knights of the order of San epiphany you

can put that where he wants to what that

is on my chest right here near the heart

thousand bucks five thousand dollars

even if there were five hundred thousand

or a million lying around saying take me

five thousand would be enough for me to

get me back to my island of Trinidad

that's okay for you well you don't know

what it is to come from a long line of

reputable outlaws you can't escape the

gold fever even it's in your blood a

gambler a man on a winning streak and

leave the table a lot easier then a man

born an outlaw can resist the sight of

gold the touch of gold the smell of gold

when I was a boy my daddy told me his

story I'll never forget and he could

spend a yarn specially by the time he

drunk his third her glasses aa third

bottle oh well uh this story's about a

fella called Aladdin who discovered a

wonderful hole in the ground filled

right up with gold what's over that

there border Mexico and over there the

United States of America

how'd it all begin two countries

explored claimed and populated and now

they're calling themselves Nations all

on account of the power one thing gold

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my father used to talk to me when he was

alive he said the only thing he was

looking for was something no one ever

looks for what was it I've never

understood that but it must be something

that is very beautiful

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figured on sleeping no I was just

thinking mm-hmm don't bother that's

something you can't afford to do buddy

when you target your empty in your

bellies rumbling come on we gotta move

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we were intruding what do you think only

one drink now I'll sleep I promise two

whiskey's whiskey I'm afraid there's no

whiskey fellas only tequila all right

anything will do as long as you throat

why don't you try gargling what a bottle

of angel

I got an ad here they're trying to be

rude to you what there are three you

mean to say you can't handle them

get moving Trinity they're ready hey I'm

talking to you talkie supposin you turn

around

satisfied yeah but you took your time

about it I get slow when I'm thirsty hey

no don't ever touch that then keep your

goddamn canteen we're just gonna fill it

with some of this I'm sorry but it's

personal come on I know that's my luck

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can I count on you twenty eight murders

96 robberies and that's just the last

couple of years ago because my memory

ain't always up to scratch record that's

it but these are tough customers he

won't be the first person to try and get

rid of them Klein left it when he tried

to kill him they made a fool of El Tigre

against odds of 32 to just what do you

think you could do that others couldn't

oh maybe I entered yet last week

somebody finally outdo Billy Murdock the

famous sheriff but Kansas City yeah

who is my oldest youngster that child is

so modest you know even give the credit

to his brothers what do you say bud

nobody give you a lower price and I do

better not lose your chance okay all

right maybe you're a match for the mall

I'll pay you what you want this is Baker

I'll pay you that to that each one of

them what do you mean 4,000 because

there's two of them is there anything

else

Damon naturally to be honest it's the

way I always pay everybody you will have

to inform me as soon as these two photos

were to my own interest hmm you've made

a very wise decision mr. Burton good day

I could be wrong but that there ain't no

whippoorwill it's either him or his

ghost where the devil you been the drop

plumb out of sight without even saying

goodbye

fine partner you are deserting your pals

and trouble starts I thought you said

you were a god-fearing Christian the

question approachable when buck been

bold runs into the law but been boat

start running away

knew his bug been bolt rookie broke

loose me from her now that I've

explained everything - yeah get out of

my way something's the matter don't you

think what he has a dog a nice new suit

on in a wagon two mules and that cigar

cost half a dollar and I say it's steam

yeah you're right I agree with you it

smells high almost the way he's gonna be

smelling when the jackals and vultures

are picking over his vitals oh you boys

are doing well keep your bullets with

special emergencies put that confounded

pistol away go darn you give 1/3 to you

it's too late to tell any more lies you

you might as well fess up yep I stole

one of them case of the gold yes siree

then the confusion just happen a fire in

my hand sticking to them Megan let go of

a beautiful girl you really must it's

not a well-known but a case ago I always

knew we could count on you I think it's

fabulous

no sometimes a fella can be lucky as all

you live your life between the Rio

Grande and El Paso and you can survive

where everybody does this thinkin with a

pistol in his hand

what are you you're a genius you're a

con man not just an old fool no dad

divided by three

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but ain't you afraid to come back to

this town after all the trouble you

caused last time when a fellas got gold

in his pocket you don't need to fear no

one the open air

spread out my bed roll under the moon

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that's all I was taken dear I'm afraid

you're mistaken

the young adventurous same way I was

when I was young a long time ago a dream

of youth if you take the dreams away

from the man you don't leave much you're

in a trap here Burton we've decided to

get rid of those two fellows you see and

you're gonna go with them don't you

understand that there he may get rid of

them

then again maybe not

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what's taking the old lady so long to

get here

now you certain the message reached your

class yes yes of course told us on

myself that we should hurt

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well here I am

according to our agreement mr. Bert and

here is the four thousand dollars in

advance mrs. Baker oh but it's six foot

but for me to pay two thousand that's

right there's two of them in their

drawers my babies are here I gave birth

the three organs and I assure you

they're longing to work I understand if

they are the two thousand and now tell

him to get to work and make it snappy

mrs. M on boys go to work

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that's right everybody's here now but in

a minute we're gonna have a couple of

corpses

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you know southern old pal

I'm even first year than I was before

you think maybe there's another saloon

around these here parts

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you ain't going anywhere you're staying

in Quintana

we'll make you comfy like open our local

cemetery

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five pounds of explosives I left it with

the top unscrewed and it work

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you

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