All language subtitles for The.Unicorn.S01E18.No.Matter.What.the.Futub
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,833 --> 00:00:10,227
Delia, this outfit,
does it make it look
2
00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:12,621
like I'm trying
too hard?
Honey,
3
00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:15,232
do you remember when my mother
thought she was the first person
4
00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:16,625
to discover Bitmojis?
5
00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:19,062
[laughs]: Yeah.Yeah. This is like that.
6
00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,498
Except I can't block it.
7
00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,718
I'm just so nervous,
you know? I...
8
00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,241
I'm trying to get a job
at this company,
9
00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,069
and the oldest person there
is, like,
10
00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,158
15 years younger than I am.
11
00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:30,117
You've got this.
Just breathe. Calm.
12
00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,467
Centered.
Nobody
in the history
13
00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:36,079
of humanity has ever been calmed
or centered by that gesture.
14
00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,428
Okay.
Oh, hey,
15
00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,082
hey, what about the beanie?
16
00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,257
It's got a picture
17
00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:41,563
of a little beanie on it.
18
00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,434
That's meta.
Young people live for meta.
19
00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:46,220
Honey, I'm sorry, but you
are really overthinking this.
20
00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:47,830
Age is just a number.
21
00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,266
It doesn't mean anything.
22
00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,659
You just got to believe
in yourself
23
00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,139
and your skills.
24
00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,705
And your...
25
00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,272
beautiful, shiny head.
26
00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,057
[phones ring]Hmm.
27
00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:02,758
FORREST [on speakerphone]:
I'm just worried
28
00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,803
because Jill's birthday
hit Wade so hard last year.
29
00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:07,806
Poor guy. Wouldn't leave
the cemetery for hours.
30
00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,460
I would check on him, but...
31
00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,115
I-I can't, you know,
'cause... Uh-oh.
32
00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,682
Uh-oh. Ear things down.
33
00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,118
Ben. Hey, Ben.
34
00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,293
Hang on, okay?
Don't hang up.
35
00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:17,686
I'm gonna go ahead
and hang up now.
36
00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,122
I will get Michelle to check in
37
00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,341
on Wade, though. She's free.
38
00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,646
Ben?
39
00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,084
Ben.
40
00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,476
MICHELLE:
Oh, I'm free? Sure.
41
00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,825
All I've got to do is
42
00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,437
drop off four kids,
grab Kai's cap and gown,
43
00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,526
and decorate for his
graduation party tomorrow.
44
00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,310
I'd check in on Wade myself,
45
00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,444
but I have to work.
46
00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,837
I mean...
clearly motherhood is work.
47
00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,535
More flexible hours.
48
00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,624
Or less.
[groans]
49
00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,147
I should stop talking.Yes, you should.
50
00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,453
But I'll go check on Wade.
51
00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,586
Ben?
52
00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,199
Ben, you there?
53
00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,852
GRACE:
This could not be any worse! WADE: Grace.
54
00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,419
You need to open the door.
55
00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,160
I'm sure the dress
looks wonderful.
56
00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,162
It's a disaster!
Justin can't see me like this.
57
00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,208
Do you really think
Justin can see me like this?
58
00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,470
Ican't see you like this.
59
00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,080
Will you please
just open the door?
60
00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:07,779
You-you look great.
61
00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,172
Really? This is
what looks great,
62
00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,652
the fact that
you can see my bra?
63
00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,044
Is that what you're saying
looks great? That's weird.
64
00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,046
I didn't say that.So you're saying I look great
65
00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,700
as long as I'm standing
against a wall?
66
00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,180
So I should just stand against
a wall the entire night tonight?
67
00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,225
That's your solution?
68
00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:19,661
Yes, that's my solution.
69
00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,228
That is so not funny!
70
00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,186
Grace, come on, I'm just...
71
00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,449
She's been acting
like this all week.
72
00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,668
Do you think she's on drugs?
73
00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:29,149
Worse. She's a teenager.
74
00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,674
Oh, my God.
75
00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,110
Oh! My-my...
76
00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,068
my lips are on fire.
77
00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,332
You kissed me
right on my acne medicine.What...
78
00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:41,073
Since when do you have acne?!
79
00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,510
[groans]
80
00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,076
♪
81
00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,210
MICHELLE:
Wade?
82
00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,907
Hey, hey, hey.
Come in.
83
00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,561
Oh, am I interrupting?
84
00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:51,867
No, no, not at all.
85
00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,782
I was just
checking on you,
86
00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,697
with Jill's birthday
and everything.
87
00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,047
Thank you. We're...
88
00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,701
we're doing okay.Okay, well,
89
00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,529
when I saw the
thing on Facebook...
90
00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:02,747
I know. Yeah.
91
00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,053
I thought about closing
the account, but...
92
00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,186
people leave such nice messages.
93
00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,230
Oh, what are they
writing? Ooh, sorry.
94
00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,536
I didn't mean
to look at that.
95
00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,015
Oh, no, no, no.
That's-that's fine.
96
00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,495
What you do when you're alone,
that's your business.
97
00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:12,888
It's not porn, Michelle.
98
00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,194
I'm bra shopping.
99
00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,891
Okay.
For Grace.
100
00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,762
So that she
can look good
101
00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:20,200
for some horrible boy.[chuckles]
102
00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,810
I mean, I shouldn't say that.
103
00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:24,247
I'm sure he's a very nice guy.
But I hate him.
104
00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,248
On principle.
105
00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,076
I mean, I can't believe it.
106
00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:29,513
I mean, it wasn't that long ago
that all she wanted to do
107
00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,646
on Friday nights was curl up
on the couch with me,
108
00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,779
eat ice cream and watch
terrible Tinker Bell movies.
109
00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,217
Yeah. Time flies.Yeah.
110
00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,524
Speaking of, I have to go save
some seats for Kai's graduation.
111
00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,091
Preschool parents
are jackals.
112
00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:45,094
Can someone please bring Eli
a Gatorade?
113
00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,531
I need a urine sample from him,
and he's given me nothing.
114
00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,272
What's going on?The rep from
Vizor Pharma
115
00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,100
is here, and you're
blocking my view.
116
00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,710
Okay, guys, are we in an office,
117
00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:53,929
or is this a...
118
00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,278
Oh.
119
00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,889
That's an...
attractive man.
120
00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:02,067
Can I interest any of you in
a pop socket or a stress ball?
121
00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,678
I'll take both.
[chuckles]
122
00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:04,766
How about you, Dr. Delia?
123
00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,246
[giggles]:
You...
124
00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,117
No, that's what
my patients call me.
125
00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,685
You just call me Delia,
or just whatever.
126
00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,643
Well, you know,
old habits die hard.
127
00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,646
That's true, th-that's true,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
128
00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,170
What... what are we...
what are we talking about?
129
00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,476
I was your patient.
130
00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,782
Ted Lasker.
131
00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,175
Teddy Lasker?
132
00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,873
Who used to put the
Hot Wheels up your...?
133
00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,788
Yep. That was me.
Wh...
134
00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,226
You're so...
135
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,794
big now.
136
00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,056
Big.
137
00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,623
Big boy.
138
00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,189
[indistinct chatter]
139
00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,149
Ah.
140
00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,499
Oh, good.
I didn't miss anything.
141
00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,153
You missed Kai
having a meltdown
142
00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,981
because his robe was itchy.
143
00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,591
Hmm.
And Kai refusing
to look at the camera
144
00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,289
for his picture,
and Kai's slap fight
145
00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,768
with his best friend Lucas.
146
00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,814
Okay, I get it.
I'm sorry.
147
00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,425
But on the upside...Hmm?
148
00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:57,166
[singsongy]: ...this is
the last kid in preschool.
149
00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,167
Meaning?
150
00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,690
Meaning starting this fall,
151
00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,518
they'll all be in school
seven hours a day.
152
00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,215
Think of all the extra
time you'll have.
153
00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,654
What's wrong?
154
00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,221
Nothing. Just emotional
that little Kai
155
00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,441
is about to be a graduate.
156
00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,878
[smacks lips]
Preschoolgraduate.
157
00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,053
[door opens]Hey, girls!
158
00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,185
BOTH:
Hey, Dad.
159
00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,014
Grace, I got bras.
160
00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,451
Ten of 'em.
They had questions
161
00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,148
that I couldn't answer, so...
I went with every possibility.
162
00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:27,065
Thanks, Dad, for going
to that trouble, but, um...
163
00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,807
I've decided
I'm not going to the dance.
164
00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,679
What happened?Nothing happened.
165
00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,594
I'd just rather stay at home,
have some ice cream
166
00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,857
and watch a movie.
Is that okay?
167
00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,816
Uh, of-of course that's okay.
168
00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,992
Yeah,
whatever you want.Cool. Thanks.
169
00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,429
Okay.
170
00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,041
Awesome. What are
we gonna watch?
171
00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,042
Um...
172
00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,522
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
173
00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,915
[groans] How about something
from this century?
174
00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,091
[sighs]
175
00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,227
And Tobin breaks free!
She heads
176
00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,881
down the field,
goes for the kick and...
177
00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,709
Oh!
178
00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,101
You're supposed
to block it!
179
00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,973
I did.
With your hands.
180
00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,062
[groaning]You weren't paying
attention.
181
00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,717
What's up with you?
182
00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,501
[exhales]
183
00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,808
I just wish I knew
what was going on
184
00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:14,983
with Grace and this dance.
185
00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,985
I know what's going on.
186
00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,508
Justin got pink eye.
187
00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:19,901
Oh. Okay. Well,
188
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,555
can't she just go
with her friends?
189
00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,470
Well, she was supposed to go
with Jenna and Nika,
190
00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,036
but then Jenna and Nika,
they have dates,
191
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,995
so then she felt like
she'd be the fifth wheel,
192
00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,431
but then she couldgo
with Lexi, Claire and Maisie,
193
00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,694
but then Lexi and Maisie
aren't talking to each other,
194
00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,087
so Grace would have
to pick sides,
195
00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,958
so then that leaves Audrey,
Tess and Phoebe,
196
00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,960
but then they're like
the Three Musketeers, so...Yeah, okay, okay,
197
00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:39,268
I get it, I get it-- she
doesn't have anyone to go with.
198
00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:41,139
Yeah.
Okay.
199
00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:53,978
[sighs]
200
00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,899
♪
201
00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,945
[cheering]
202
00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,730
[choked up]: Look
at my little man.
203
00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,820
[stifled sobs]
204
00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,476
Forrest?
205
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,522
Huh?
Uh, Asher's ready
to see you now.
206
00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,001
Great. Here I come.
207
00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,527
Got a little beanie
on your beanie.
208
00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,530
It's meta.
Oh. No, I know.
209
00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:24,748
All right, well, let's,
get you back there.
210
00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,489
Right. Damn it.
211
00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,969
BEN:
So, she still wants
212
00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,840
to watch movies with you
on the couch.
213
00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,668
That's great!Yeah, but is it?
214
00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,540
I mean, it's
her first dance.
215
00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,150
I mean, she should go
to her first dance,
216
00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:36,804
shouldn't she?[scoffs]
217
00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,240
You're talking
to the wrong guy.
218
00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,764
I just fell apart at a
five-year-old's graduation.
219
00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,984
[grunts]
220
00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,073
Once my little man learns
how to wipe his own butt,
221
00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,509
I'm gonna lose it.
222
00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,032
Ah.
223
00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,080
[sighs]
224
00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,690
Kid next door
still scared of you?
225
00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,910
When I walked in on him
and Grace making out last year,
226
00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,999
I think I made
a negative impression on him.
227
00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,087
Mmm.
228
00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,698
You know, he's not a bad kid.
229
00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,008
Mr. Felton.
230
00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,706
Don't worry, Andrew,
I come in peace.
231
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,840
Andrew just asked me
to the dance.
232
00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,755
Did he? Really?
233
00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,018
That's so nice.
I-I love Andrew.
234
00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,455
What'd you do?
235
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,979
N-Nothing.
236
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,503
[exhales]
237
00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,026
I was just thinking
238
00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,507
that you don't have anybody
to go with and you like him,
239
00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,899
and he really likes you.
240
00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,031
Did you talk to him?!
241
00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,598
For, like, one minute.
242
00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,208
Did you threaten him again?
243
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,776
Look, I didn't threaten him
the first time, Grace. Come on.
244
00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,908
How do you even know
he really wants to go with me?
245
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:38,909
Oh, please.
246
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,607
He totally likes you.
It's gross.
247
00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,043
Shut up.
248
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,697
[sighs]:
I don't know.
249
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,960
Andrew? I mean,
it's-it's not what I expected.
250
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,831
No, but sometimes
251
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,485
unexpected can
be wonderful.
252
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,487
I mean, you remember
how I met your mom.
253
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,793
Yes, we know.
She ran up to you
254
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,142
at the mall like a crazy woman.
255
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,231
Because she found
this dirty old teddy bear.
256
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,233
It was a stuffed dog,
and she was worried
257
00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:00,235
that some little
kid lost it, so...
258
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,237
I helped her look.
And after an hour
259
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,240
of bothering everybody in
the mall, we found the kid.
260
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,198
And the look on your
mother's face...
261
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,723
I will...That's when you knew
you had to see her again.
262
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:10,898
Yeah.
263
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,595
We know.
You've told us this story
264
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,988
a hundred times, Dad.And it makes
265
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,990
you and Mom
sound like huge dorks.WADE: Yeah,
266
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,905
well, if we
hadn't have found each other,
267
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,907
you two little dorks
wouldn't be here.
268
00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,691
You know what?
269
00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:22,997
I'm gonna tell Andrew yes.
270
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,042
Oh, my God, the dance is
in two hours!
What?
271
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,741
Oh, well, that's
plenty of time.
272
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,178
I can see from the look on
your faces that it's not.
273
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,745
♪
274
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,920
Ben, pin me.
275
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,530
I gotcha.
276
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,488
Okay, danglies or hoops?
277
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,751
Uh, danglies.
278
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,970
Smile.
WADE:
Are these the chunky,
279
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,102
strappy ones?
280
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,799
They allhad straps.
281
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,891
Wow.
[laughs]
282
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,110
Thanks, Dad.
283
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,200
And... thanks
for making me go tonight.
284
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,637
Of course.
285
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,118
And neither of these
are the shoes I wanted.
286
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,510
I'll go...Try again?
287
00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,990
Yeah, I'll keep...
yes, keep going.
Yeah.
288
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,122
MICHELLE:
Come on, Grace.
Okay.
GRACE: Sorry.
289
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,645
Let's put on the other earring.
Hold on.
290
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,646
Now look over here.
291
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,517
Look over here.
Uh, Andrew?
292
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,650
Look here.Put your chin down.
293
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,869
Look right here,
look right here at me.
294
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,479
[overlapping chatter]
295
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,481
Guys, guys, if you let
me take a good one,
296
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,744
I'll e-mail it to you, okay?
All right, so...
297
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,703
put your hands-- ah--
straighten out your jacket,
298
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,487
and your shoulders, put
your shoulders up high.
299
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,706
Guys, guys, guys! Guys!
300
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:20,924
Forrest...
I got it!You got what?
301
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,273
I got the job!
I start on Monday!
Please.
302
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,711
BEN: Wow!Congratulations!
303
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:25,799
Yay!
Congratulations!
304
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:26,974
Can you guys just...
Can we still...
305
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,629
Yes! You got
the job! Yes!
306
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,934
I just want...
I'm just trying...
307
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:31,805
Oh, my God! Look at you!
You guys look so great!
308
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,807
[chatter continues]
309
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,678
All right, guys.
Okay, great. Just look...
310
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,375
Please, just look
right here really quick.[horn honks]
311
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,813
Uh, sorry, my mom's
getting impatient.Dad, can we please go?
312
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,292
Of course.
313
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,816
Yes, of course you can.
314
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,295
Go ahead. Go.Come on.
315
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,733
Okay. Hi. Hey. Hey.
Paparazzi.
316
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:47,864
Bye.
317
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,912
Okay, bye.
WADE:
Bye-bye.
318
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,960
[Ben and Wade sigh]
319
00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:01,008
There she goes.
320
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,662
You did it.
321
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,577
We all did it.
322
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,491
[sighs]
323
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,536
You good, Wade?
324
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,320
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
325
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,410
I'm just gonna go pace around
till Grace gets home.
326
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,674
[groans loudly][laughs]
327
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,153
Forrest, beer run.
328
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,764
I have no idea
what's going on.
329
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,330
Where is she going?Yeah, we got a lot
to fill you in on.
330
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,115
Yeah, totally.Hey, but you
got the job!
331
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,725
I got the job, though! Right?
332
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,076
I told you. I told you.[laughs]
It's good.
333
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,252
WADE:
To Jill on her birthday. [glasses clink]
334
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,340
Cheers.
335
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,385
DELIA:
And to my Forrest
336
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,300
and his new job.
337
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,085
Aw. Thank you, sweetie.Aw, I'm so proud of you.
338
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,260
Wow, what a night.
339
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,306
WADE: You know,
I will never forget
340
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,308
the first time
we walked Grace
341
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,657
out that door to go
to kindergarten.
342
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,311
And now she's
at a dance with a boy
343
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,269
and Natalie's got acne.[laughs]
344
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,445
I mean, how-how could time
move so quickly?DELIA: Wow.
345
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,446
FORREST:
You know what? I bought
346
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,752
a light bulb the other day.
347
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,275
And it's one of those
new ones, you know,
348
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,147
that's supposed
to last 15 years.
349
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,452
And I realized
350
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,759
that the next time
I change this bulb,
351
00:11:56,803 --> 00:12:00,154
Addie will have graduated
from college.
352
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,895
DELIA:
What?Wow.
353
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,419
Yeah. It's like,
what is going on?MICHELLE: Tell me about it.
354
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,291
For the last 12 years, I've
had at least one little one
355
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,293
underneath me
all day long,
356
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,295
getting on my nerves.
357
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,557
Now they're gonna
all be in school
358
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,516
for seven hours a day.
What am I gonna do?
359
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,561
Are you thinking
about getting a job?MICHELLE: Job?
360
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,520
I haven't been in the workforce
for 12 years.
361
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,217
I only have
a year and a half of college.
362
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,566
What kind of job can I get?
363
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,133
BEN: You could take
some time for yourself.
364
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,352
Relax.
365
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,397
I can't relax all day.
That's stressful.
366
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,182
Hmm.
DELIA:
You think time
367
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,531
is just kind of
standing still.
368
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,099
You know, you're in the
same house, same office,
369
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:35,102
same doctor scale that
looks like a giraffe.
370
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,799
And yet little kids
that didn't know
371
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,107
where to park their Hot Wheels
are growing up,
372
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,412
having sex, getting jobs,
373
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,763
being hot.
374
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,373
MICHELLE: I'm sure
I agree with you.
375
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,635
DELIA:
Yeah.
But what?
376
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,115
[laughs]
FORREST:
And when I was unemployed,
377
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,899
the days just crawled by.
378
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,293
And now I got a weekend before
I have to go back to work.[chuckles]
379
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,555
You know, and I had
so many plans, too.
380
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,165
I was gonna take
sailing lessons.
381
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,298
I-I was gonna build
that model ship.
382
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,821
Yeah.I was gonna binge The Wire.
383
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,431
Oh, I hear that's such a
great show.
20 people told me
384
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,129
I need to watch that.
Yeah.
385
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,348
I still haven't even seen
Breaking Bad. FORREST: Guys,
386
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,872
we're not thatold.
387
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,612
We're not that old. Come on.
388
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,527
Who wants a refill?DELIA:
Oh, not me.
389
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,616
'Cause it's 8:15. Oh, my God!
390
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,663
I am a hundred years old.[laughter]
391
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,149
And guess what? It was Andrew.
392
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,498
[chuckles]
393
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:27,197
Oh, Grace was so nervous.
394
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:30,461
And I was so nervous, but...
395
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:31,941
[sighs]
396
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,813
We pulled it off.
397
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,599
I wish you could have seen her.
398
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,644
Oh, she was...
399
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:43,518
[sighs]
She was glowing.
400
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:47,696
Just so... so beautiful.
401
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,133
So grown-up.
402
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,701
As for me, well...
403
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:56,139
I know you were worried
about me.
404
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,576
But I'm doing okay.
405
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:04,495
I've been trying to get out
into the dating world, but...
406
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,933
but you're a tough act
to follow.
407
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,502
And you know what?
408
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,463
Maybe you were the one true love
of my life, Jill.
409
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,118
Maybe lightning
doesn't strike twice.
410
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,991
And if so,
411
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,038
well, I got to have you
for 20 years.
412
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:29,651
Which makes me
the luckiest guy ever.
413
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,400
I'm sorry
I missed your birthday.
414
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,534
[grunts]
415
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,754
I hope you like the flowers.
416
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,586
I love you.
417
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,722
[groans]
418
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,601
[exhales]
419
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,951
Let me ask you something, Ben.
420
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,388
Mm-hmm.Do you like college girls?
421
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,914
Okay, look, I don't know
what you think you saw, baby,
422
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,916
but you go to these sports
sites, and these windows.
423
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,918
They just... they just pop up.
You don't have to do anything...
424
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,920
Stop. I don't know
what you're talking about,
425
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,573
and I don't want to know.
426
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,011
I was looking for a sexy way
to tell you something.
427
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:28,797
Okay.Now, Kai going to school
is just the beginning.
428
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,973
Before we know it,
Sahai's gonna be driving.
429
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,583
Then Noah, God help us.
430
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,889
Okay, that's terrifying.
Yeah.
431
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,891
So I need to figure out
what's next for me.
432
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,112
I never finished school,
and it's about time.
433
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:43,203
I've got a mind for business,
and it's just being wasted.
434
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:47,424
Michelle Taylor, college girl.
435
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,686
I like the sound of that.[chuckles]
436
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,558
Ooh.
437
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,561
Walking across the quad
on a hot summer day,
438
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,519
book bag slung over your back.Okay.
439
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,565
So what are you looking at
on that computer?
440
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,001
They just pop up!
441
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,660
Forrest, are you busy?Huh? [sighs] Yes.
442
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,010
I'm trying to get this
finished before I start work.
443
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,056
And I glued the mast
to the centerboard,
444
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,058
and I tried to pull them
apart, and the mast got bent,
445
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,147
and then the centerboard got
glued to my arm and...
Okay.
446
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,626
Oh, great.
447
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,542
Now my earbuds are
glued to my fingers.Okay, Forrest.
448
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,718
I don't know. I'm
just... I'm distracted.
449
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,025
I'm trying to watch The Wire.
It's just so complicated.Okay. You know what?
450
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,374
Just, like, don't worry
about that right now
451
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,376
because I've got a new plan.
452
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,248
We're going to Costa Rica.
453
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,727
[chuckles]:
Why?
454
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,555
We need to live.
455
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,383
Time, it's just, um...
456
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,168
It's biting us in the ass
457
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,517
is what it's doing,
and we need to bite it back.
458
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,519
In Costa Rica?Yes!
459
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,173
We're gonna zip-line.
460
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,132
We're gonna feel the wind
through our safety harnesses.
461
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,525
But-but I start
work on Monday.
462
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,048
No, you can't.
463
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,703
We need to live
before it's just too late.
464
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,487
Deels, breathe. Calm.
465
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,402
Centered.
466
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,448
Oh, my God.
[laughs]
467
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,363
It is so annoying
on this end.
Yeah.
468
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,104
Hmm.
Hey, Delia,
469
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,062
the days are flying by
because we're having fun.
470
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,195
So we're getting
old. So what?
471
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,414
There is nobody
on this planet,
472
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,591
nobody that I would
rather grow old with.
473
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,116
Forrest.
474
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,728
You're so sweet.
[chuckling]
475
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,384
Oh, Delia, Delia, your arm is
glued to the hull of the...
476
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,733
It's...What? Oh.
477
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,430
Hmm.
478
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,129
Well...
479
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,525
So, do you want to watch
some of The Wire?
480
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,658
WOMAN:
Shh, shh, shh!
481
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,573
Come on. Hey. Hey.
Hey, man. Hey.
482
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,097
Don't... Just don't...
Stop. Stop it!
483
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,098
WADE: Whoa, whoa,
that-that's a...
484
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,100
That... That's a skunk.
485
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,275
Yes. Yes, it is.
486
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,060
His little foot is injured.
487
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,409
See? And he's caught up
in all that mesh.
488
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,541
And he keeps trying to
run toward the road.
489
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,716
You're gonna get run over, dude.
490
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,109
Uh, can I... can I help?
491
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,198
Yes, thank you.
God, yeah. Thanks.
492
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,330
Um...
493
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,418
I don't know. Distract
him, and I'll...
494
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,636
go around the back?
495
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,508
Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
496
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,118
Okay, coward!
497
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,380
Well, I'm coming back.
498
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,555
[grunting]
499
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,818
[clattering]
500
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,473
Oh. Okay.All right, here we go.
Here we go.
501
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,474
Okay.
Okay, uh,
502
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,085
so, you, uh,
you-you keep him calm.
503
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,434
Okay.
And, uh,
504
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,000
and I'm just gonna
creep up on him.
Yeah.
505
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,524
Right? Yeah,
unthreatening. Right?Sure. Yeah.
506
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,655
Not... We're not gonna
threaten him.
507
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,569
Okay, easy does it, baby.Okay, okay.
508
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,049
Easy. Easy, easy.Uh...
509
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,007
You're all right, just i-ignore
the man with the box.
510
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,226
[skunk chitters][both screaming]
511
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,011
Oh, God!Oh, God!
512
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,144
I'm hit. Oh.Oh, God, it got in my mouth.
513
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,232
It's in my mouth.
514
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,495
[both coughing]
515
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,715
You know it's gonna be bad,
but...I can't breathe!
516
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,673
It's so much worse
than I imagined.It's everywhere!
517
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,414
Right? Yeah, no,
it's everywhere.Oh, God!
518
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,068
What did we expect?
It was a skunk.
519
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,114
Well, I don't know about you,
but I feel like
520
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,506
we got nothing left to lose.
521
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,421
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.Right? Yeah. Okay.
522
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,293
All right. I'm gonna go in.All right. You go in?
523
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,381
Yeah. Oh, God.
Okay.
524
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,774
Oh, God. Oh, God.It's so bad. Okay.
525
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,213
Ah. Ha! Yes! Yes!
Oh, yeah!
526
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,650
Yeah!Yes! We have an injured skunk
under a box.
527
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,043
What do we do now?
We...
528
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,089
go to my vet.
He's, like, ten minutes away.
529
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,046
I can...
530
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,526
I can open the back of my car.
531
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,528
Can you flip this guy?Uh, yeah, I'll try.
532
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,661
Oh, it's-it's so bad.Okay. Um, okay.
533
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,749
Oh!
534
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,229
All right, it's open?
535
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,317
I got it.
Here we go.
536
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,014
And...
[grunting]
537
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,191
Ah! Oh, my God!
538
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,193
You okay?
[exhales]
539
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,152
Are you-you sure you
want him in your car?
540
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,240
I smell way worse than he does,
541
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,197
and I'm gonna get in there,
so...
542
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,677
Okay.
543
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,027
Oh...Uh, hey, that was, uh...
544
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,072
that was really nice teamwork.
545
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,596
[chuckles]:
Thank you. Yeah.
546
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,729
Thanks for being so brave
and-- ugh-- so stupid.
547
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,428
[both chuckle]Yeah.
548
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,995
I, uh...[skunk chitters]
549
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,127
Oh, God, he's spraying again.
550
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,346
I got to go. I got to go.Go, go, go.
551
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,391
Go, go, go. Yes.Sorry. Thank you.
552
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,045
[coughs]
553
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,960
[engine starts]
554
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:46,054
[horn honks]I got a skunk in
the car, jerk!
555
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,237
[kids laughing]
556
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,586
[dialogue inaudible]
557
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:00,199
Uh, Natalie, do you guys
have anything better to do?
558
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,765
Nope.
559
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,072
It's so weird.
Well,
560
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,161
it seems weird now,
but before you know it,
561
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,250
you girls are gonna explore
your own sexuality.
562
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,686
No! We're not
talking about this.
No.
563
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,774
No.
We can talk about it.
564
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,602
You're my mom!Stop it!
565
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,431
[overlapping chatter]Hey, everybody.
566
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,259
Oh, God! Oh!God!
567
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,739
Why do you smell like that?It's you.
568
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,436
I can taste it.
It's in my mouth.
569
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,437
Who is that?
570
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,265
I just got sprayed by a skunk.
571
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,615
It's the worst thing
I ever smelled.
572
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,790
MICHELLE:
Wade,
573
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,575
outside, please.All right. Uh, sorry.
574
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,099
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh...
575
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,796
Oh, God!Okay, all right.
Uh, hey, can I...?
576
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,451
Uh, come here.
Come on, come here.Oof.
577
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,757
Oh, look.
578
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,193
Grace brought Andrew
to the party.
579
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,803
Yeah, great. Back up.
580
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,805
[chuckles]: How did you
get sprayed by a skunk?
581
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,807
Is this one of those
weird country guy things?
582
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,157
Do you eat them?
583
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,334
No. No, no, no, no.
It's-it's a long story.
584
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,467
But, guys, I think
I may have met someone.
585
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,514
I-I can't stop thinking
about her.
586
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,167
Well, who is she?
587
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:59,214
I have no idea.
588
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:09,311
Captioning sponsored by
CBS
589
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,358
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
39200
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.