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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,656 --> 00:00:03,209 Delia, this outfit, does it make it look 2 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:05,569 - like I'm trying too hard? - Honey, 3 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:08,282 do you remember when my mother thought she was the first person 4 00:00:08,284 --> 00:00:09,650 to discover Bitmojis? 5 00:00:09,652 --> 00:00:11,919 - (LAUGHS): Yeah. - Yeah. This is like that. 6 00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:13,292 Except I can't block it. 7 00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:15,722 I'm just so nervous, you know? I... 8 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,291 I'm trying to get a job at this company, 9 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:18,926 and the oldest person there is, like, 10 00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:21,028 15 years younger than I am. 11 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,506 You've got this. Just breathe. Calm. 12 00:00:23,508 --> 00:00:26,197 - Centered. - Nobody in the history 13 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:29,362 of humanity has ever been calmed or centered by that gesture. 14 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:30,504 - Okay. - Oh, hey, 15 00:00:30,506 --> 00:00:31,939 hey, what about the beanie? 16 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:33,106 It's got a picture 17 00:00:33,108 --> 00:00:34,608 of a little beanie on it. 18 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:36,476 That's meta. Young people live for meta. 19 00:00:36,478 --> 00:00:39,433 Honey, I'm sorry, but you are really overthinking this. 20 00:00:39,435 --> 00:00:41,095 Age is just a number. 21 00:00:41,097 --> 00:00:42,529 It doesn't mean anything. 22 00:00:42,531 --> 00:00:45,219 You just got to believe in yourself and your skills. 23 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:46,753 And your... 24 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,121 beautiful, shiny head. 25 00:00:48,123 --> 00:00:49,913 - (PHONES RING) - Hmm. 26 00:00:49,915 --> 00:00:51,915 _ 27 00:00:53,676 --> 00:00:55,432 FORREST (ON SPEAKERPHONE): I'm just worried 28 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:57,831 because Jill's birthday hit Wade so hard last year. 29 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,834 Poor guy. Wouldn't leave the cemetery for hours. 30 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:02,569 I would check on him, but... 31 00:01:02,571 --> 00:01:05,205 I-I can't, you know, 'cause... Uh-oh. 32 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:06,773 Uh-oh. Ear things down. 33 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,008 Ben. Hey, Ben. 34 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,409 Hang on, okay? Don't hang up. 35 00:01:09,411 --> 00:01:10,777 I'm gonna go ahead and hang up now. 36 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,179 I will get Michelle to check in 37 00:01:12,181 --> 00:01:13,447 on Wade, though. She's free. 38 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,682 Ben? 39 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:17,150 Ben. 40 00:01:17,152 --> 00:01:18,849 MICHELLE: Oh, I'm free? Sure. 41 00:01:18,851 --> 00:01:20,120 All I've got to do is 42 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,918 drop off four kids, grab Kai's cap and gown, 43 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,378 and decorate for his graduation party tomorrow. 44 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,890 I'd check in on Wade myself, 45 00:01:26,892 --> 00:01:29,529 but I have to work. 46 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:32,132 I mean... clearly motherhood is work. 47 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,634 More flexible hours. 48 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,702 Or less. (GROANS) 49 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,346 - I should stop talking. - Yes, you should. 50 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,615 But I'll go check on Wade. 51 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:41,643 Ben? 52 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:45,178 Ben, you there? 53 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,180 - GRACE: This could not be any worse! - WADE: Grace. 54 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:48,548 You need to open the door. 55 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:50,083 I'm sure the dress looks wonderful. 56 00:01:50,085 --> 00:01:52,398 It's a disaster! Justin can't see me like this. 57 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,354 Do you really think Justin can see me like this? 58 00:01:54,356 --> 00:01:55,589 I can't see you like this. 59 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:57,158 Will you please just open the door? 60 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,094 You-you look great. 61 00:02:01,096 --> 00:02:02,514 Really? This is what looks great, 62 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:03,675 the fact that you can see my bra? 63 00:02:03,677 --> 00:02:05,165 Is that what you're saying looks great? That's weird. 64 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,167 - I didn't say that. - So you're saying I look great 65 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,658 as long as I'm standing against a wall? 66 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:10,510 So I should just stand against a wall the entire night tonight? 67 00:02:10,512 --> 00:02:12,773 - That's your solution? - Yes, that's my solution. 68 00:02:12,775 --> 00:02:14,374 That is so not funny! 69 00:02:14,376 --> 00:02:16,343 Grace, come on, I'm just... 70 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,578 She's been acting like this all week. 71 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,943 Do you think she's on drugs? 72 00:02:19,945 --> 00:02:22,379 Worse. She's a teenager. 73 00:02:24,053 --> 00:02:25,786 Oh, my God. 74 00:02:25,788 --> 00:02:27,254 Oh! My-my... 75 00:02:27,256 --> 00:02:29,022 my lips are on fire. 76 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,169 You kissed me right on my acne medicine. 77 00:02:31,171 --> 00:02:34,227 What... Since when do you have acne?! 78 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:35,662 (GROANS) 79 00:02:35,664 --> 00:02:36,964 ♪♪ 80 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,548 MICHELLE: Wade? 81 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,239 Hey, hey, hey. Come in. 82 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:43,224 Oh, am I interrupting? 83 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:44,471 No, no, not at all. 84 00:02:44,473 --> 00:02:46,506 I was just checking on you, 85 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:48,442 with Jill's birthday and everything. 86 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:50,777 Thank you. We're... 87 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,501 - we're doing okay. - Okay, well, 88 00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:54,159 when I saw the thing on Facebook... 89 00:02:54,161 --> 00:02:55,248 I know. Yeah. 90 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,783 I thought about closing the account, but... 91 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,885 people leave such nice messages. 92 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,254 Oh, what are they writing? Ooh, sorry. I didn't mean to look at that. 93 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:02,622 Oh, no, no, no. That's-that's fine. 94 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:04,224 What you do when you're alone, that's your business. 95 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,706 It's not porn, Michelle. 96 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:06,893 I'm bra shopping. 97 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,913 - Okay. - For Grace. 98 00:03:08,915 --> 00:03:10,838 So that she can look good 99 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,133 - for some horrible boy. - (CHUCKLES) 100 00:03:13,135 --> 00:03:14,391 I mean, I shouldn't say that. 101 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:17,170 I'm sure he's a very nice guy. But I hate him. 102 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,806 - On principle. - I mean, I can't believe it. 103 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,275 I mean, it wasn't that long ago that all she wanted to do 104 00:03:22,277 --> 00:03:24,411 on Friday nights was curl up on the couch with me, 105 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,547 eat ice cream and watch terrible Tinker Bell movies. 106 00:03:27,549 --> 00:03:30,150 - Yeah. Time flies. - Yeah. 107 00:03:30,152 --> 00:03:33,286 Speaking of, I have to go save some seats for Kai's graduation. 108 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:34,789 Preschool parents are jackals. 109 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,041 Can someone please bring Eli a Gatorade? 110 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,293 I need a urine sample from him, and he's given me nothing. 111 00:03:40,295 --> 00:03:42,333 - What's going on? - The rep from Vizor Pharma 112 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:43,830 is here, and you're blocking my view. 113 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,465 Okay, guys, are we in an office, 114 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:46,700 or is this a... 115 00:03:46,702 --> 00:03:48,034 Oh. 116 00:03:48,036 --> 00:03:50,670 That's an... attractive man. 117 00:03:50,672 --> 00:03:54,841 Can I interest any of you in a pop socket or a stress ball? 118 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,476 I'll take both. (CHUCKLES) 119 00:03:56,478 --> 00:03:57,577 How about you, Dr. Delia? 120 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:59,117 (GIGGLES): You... 121 00:03:59,119 --> 00:04:01,009 No, that's what my patients call me. 122 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:03,483 You just call me Delia, or just whatever. 123 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,452 Well, you know, old habits die hard. 124 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,455 That's true, th-that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah. 125 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,957 What... what are we... what are we talking about? 126 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,292 I was your patient. 127 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,528 Ted Lasker. 128 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:15,962 Teddy Lasker? 129 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,664 Who used to put the Hot Wheels up your... ? 130 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:19,534 - Yep. That was me. - Wh... 131 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,003 You're so... 132 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:25,572 big now. 133 00:04:25,574 --> 00:04:26,840 Big. 134 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:28,408 Big boy. 135 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:29,944 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 136 00:04:31,547 --> 00:04:33,180 Ah. 137 00:04:33,182 --> 00:04:35,348 Oh, good. I didn't miss anything. 138 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:37,150 You missed Kai having a meltdown 139 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,819 because his robe was itchy. 140 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,672 - Hmm. - And Kai refusing to look at the camera 141 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:42,331 for his picture, and Kai's slap fight 142 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,590 with his best friend Lucas. 143 00:04:43,592 --> 00:04:45,693 Okay, I get it. I'm sorry. 144 00:04:46,795 --> 00:04:48,094 - But on the upside... - Hmm? 145 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:49,996 (SINGSONGY): ... this is the last kid in preschool. 146 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,164 Meaning? 147 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,627 Meaning starting this fall, 148 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:54,367 they'll all be in school seven hours a day. 149 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:56,170 Think of all the extra time you'll have. 150 00:04:58,229 --> 00:05:00,085 What's wrong? 151 00:05:00,087 --> 00:05:02,811 Nothing. Just emotional that little Kai 152 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:04,277 is about to be a graduate. 153 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,713 (SMACKS LIPS) Preschool graduate. 154 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:08,735 - (DOOR OPENS) - Hey, girls! 155 00:05:08,737 --> 00:05:11,818 - BOTH: Hey, Dad. - Grace, I got bras. 156 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,758 Ten of 'em. They had questions 157 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,755 that I couldn't answer, so... I went with every possibility. 158 00:05:16,757 --> 00:05:20,126 Thanks, Dad, for going to that trouble, but, um... 159 00:05:20,128 --> 00:05:22,662 I've decided I'm not going to the dance. 160 00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:24,387 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 161 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:26,189 I'd just rather stay at home, have some ice cream 162 00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:28,735 and watch a movie. Is that okay? 163 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:31,671 Uh, of-of course that's okay. 164 00:05:31,673 --> 00:05:33,840 - Yeah, whatever you want. - Cool. Thanks. 165 00:05:33,842 --> 00:05:35,076 Okay. 166 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,835 Awesome. What are we gonna watch? 167 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:39,913 Um... 168 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:41,574 Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 169 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:43,911 (GROANS) How about something from this century? 170 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:46,292 (SIGHS) 171 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:49,122 And Tobin breaks free! She heads 172 00:05:49,124 --> 00:05:50,887 down the field, goes for the kick and... 173 00:05:50,889 --> 00:05:52,422 Oh! 174 00:05:52,424 --> 00:05:54,057 You're supposed to block it! 175 00:05:54,059 --> 00:05:55,882 - I did. - With your hands. 176 00:05:55,884 --> 00:05:57,974 - (GROANING) - You weren't paying attention. 177 00:05:57,976 --> 00:06:00,499 What's up with you? 178 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,290 (EXHALES) 179 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:05,144 I just wish I knew what was going on 180 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:06,512 with Grace and this dance. 181 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:08,037 I know what's going on. 182 00:06:08,039 --> 00:06:09,294 Justin got pink eye. 183 00:06:09,296 --> 00:06:10,919 Oh. Okay. Well, 184 00:06:10,921 --> 00:06:12,410 can't she just go with her friends? 185 00:06:12,412 --> 00:06:14,500 Well, she was supposed to go with Jenna and Nika, 186 00:06:14,502 --> 00:06:16,058 but then Jenna and Nika, they have dates, 187 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,850 so then she felt like she'd be the fifth wheel, 188 00:06:17,852 --> 00:06:20,079 but then she could go with Lexi, Claire and Maisie, 189 00:06:20,081 --> 00:06:22,027 but then Lexi and Maisie aren't talking to each other, 190 00:06:22,029 --> 00:06:23,452 so Grace would have to pick sides, 191 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,343 so then that leaves Audrey, Tess and Phoebe, 192 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:27,268 - but then they're like the Three Musketeers, so... - Yeah, okay, okay, 193 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:30,561 I get it, I get it... she doesn't have anyone to go with. 194 00:06:30,563 --> 00:06:32,431 - Yeah. - Okay. 195 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,274 (SIGHS) 196 00:06:51,692 --> 00:06:53,459 ♪♪ 197 00:06:53,461 --> 00:06:55,527 (CHEERING) 198 00:06:55,529 --> 00:06:58,131 (CHOKED UP): Look at my little man. 199 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:01,134 (STIFLED SOBS) 200 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:04,837 Forrest? 201 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:06,628 - Huh? - Uh, Asher's ready to see you now. 202 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,031 Great. Here I come. 203 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,910 Got a little beanie on your beanie. 204 00:07:11,912 --> 00:07:14,136 - It's meta. - Oh. No, I know. 205 00:07:14,138 --> 00:07:15,738 All right, well, let's, get you back there. 206 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,850 Right. Damn it. 207 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:19,171 BEN: So, she still wants 208 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:21,073 to watch movies with you on the couch. 209 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,908 - That's great! - Yeah, but is it? 210 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,777 I mean, it's her first dance. 211 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,579 I mean, she should go to her first dance, 212 00:07:26,581 --> 00:07:28,013 - shouldn't she? - (SCOFFS) 213 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,105 You're talking to the wrong guy. 214 00:07:29,107 --> 00:07:31,630 I just fell apart at a five-year-old's graduation. 215 00:07:31,632 --> 00:07:33,889 (GRUNTS) 216 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:36,181 Once my little man learns how to wipe his own butt, 217 00:07:36,183 --> 00:07:37,471 I'm gonna lose it. 218 00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:38,907 Ah. 219 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,284 (SIGHS) 220 00:07:43,286 --> 00:07:44,741 Kid next door still scared of you? 221 00:07:44,743 --> 00:07:47,167 When I walked in on him and Grace making out last year, 222 00:07:47,169 --> 00:07:49,058 I think I made a negative impression on him. 223 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,183 Mmm. 224 00:07:50,185 --> 00:07:52,586 You know, he's not a bad kid. 225 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:58,410 Mr. Felton. 226 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,914 Don't worry, Andrew, I come in peace. 227 00:08:01,847 --> 00:08:04,003 Andrew just asked me to the dance. 228 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,928 Did he? Really? 229 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:08,131 That's so nice. I-I love Andrew. 230 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,315 What'd you do? 231 00:08:11,317 --> 00:08:13,340 N-Nothing. 232 00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:14,398 (EXHALES) 233 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,856 I was just thinking 234 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:18,731 that you don't have anybody to go with and you like him, 235 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,077 and he really likes you. 236 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,500 Did you talk to him?! 237 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,868 For, like, one minute. 238 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,420 Did you threaten him again? 239 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:27,134 Look, I didn't threaten him the first time, Grace. Come on. 240 00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:29,270 How do you even know he really wants to go with me? 241 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,772 Oh, please. He totally likes you. It's gross. 242 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:33,374 Shut up. 243 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:34,875 (SIGHS): I don't know. 244 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:37,482 Andrew? I mean, it's-it's not what I expected. 245 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,614 No, but sometimes unexpected can be wonderful. 246 00:08:40,616 --> 00:08:42,616 I mean, you remember how I met your mom. 247 00:08:42,618 --> 00:08:44,108 Yes, we know. She ran up to you 248 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,165 at the mall like a crazy woman. 249 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,051 Because she found this dirty old teddy bear. 250 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,076 It was a stuffed dog, and she was worried 251 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:51,435 that some little kid lost it, so... 252 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:53,722 I helped her look. And after an hour 253 00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:56,630 of bothering everybody in the mall, we found the kid. 254 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:58,566 And the look on your mother's face... 255 00:08:58,568 --> 00:09:01,135 - I will... - That's when you knew you had to see her again. 256 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:02,303 Yeah. 257 00:09:02,305 --> 00:09:03,929 We know. You've told us this story 258 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,195 - a hundred times, Dad. - And it makes 259 00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:07,197 - you and Mom sound like huge dorks. - WADE: Yeah, 260 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:08,922 well, if we hadn't have found each other, 261 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,312 you two little dorks wouldn't be here. 262 00:09:11,314 --> 00:09:12,880 You know what? 263 00:09:12,882 --> 00:09:14,476 I'm gonna tell Andrew yes. 264 00:09:14,478 --> 00:09:16,417 - Oh, my God, the dance is in two hours! - What? 265 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:19,120 Oh, well, that's plenty of time. 266 00:09:19,122 --> 00:09:21,555 I can see from the look on your faces that it's not. 267 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:22,923 ♪♪ 268 00:09:22,925 --> 00:09:24,091 Ben, pin me. 269 00:09:24,093 --> 00:09:25,726 I gotcha. 270 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,695 Okay, danglies or hoops? 271 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,163 Uh, danglies. 272 00:09:29,165 --> 00:09:31,174 - Smile. - WADE: Are these the chunky, 273 00:09:31,176 --> 00:09:32,299 strappy ones? 274 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:33,801 They all had straps. 275 00:09:36,772 --> 00:09:39,106 - Wow. - (LAUGHS) 276 00:09:39,108 --> 00:09:40,541 Thanks, Dad. 277 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:43,578 And... thanks for making me go tonight. 278 00:09:44,614 --> 00:09:45,846 Of course. 279 00:09:45,848 --> 00:09:48,339 And neither of these are the shoes I wanted. 280 00:09:48,341 --> 00:09:49,440 - I'll go... - Try again? 281 00:09:49,442 --> 00:09:50,898 - Yeah, I'll keep... yes, keep going. - Yeah. 282 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,966 - MICHELLE: Come on, Grace. - Okay. 283 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,476 GRACE: Sorry. Let's put on the other earring. Hold on. 284 00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:54,855 Now look over here. 285 00:09:54,857 --> 00:09:56,724 Look over here. Uh, Andrew? 286 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,859 - Look here. - Put your chin down. 287 00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:00,094 Look right here, look right here at me. 288 00:10:00,096 --> 00:10:01,695 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 289 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,320 Guys, guys, if you let me take a good one, 290 00:10:03,322 --> 00:10:06,033 I'll e-mail it to you, okay? All right, so... 291 00:10:06,035 --> 00:10:08,058 put your hands... ah... straighten out your jacket, 292 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,649 and your shoulders, put your shoulders up high. 293 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,706 Guys, guys, guys! Guys! 294 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:11,797 - Forrest... - I got it! 295 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,545 - You got what? - I got the job! I start on Monday! 296 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,898 - Please. - BEN: Wow! 297 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,233 - Congratulations! - Yay! 298 00:10:16,235 --> 00:10:18,445 - Congratulations! - Can you guys just... Can we still... 299 00:10:18,447 --> 00:10:20,071 Yes! You got the job! Yes! 300 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:21,902 I just want... I'm just trying... 301 00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:23,747 Oh, my God! Look at you! You guys look so great! 302 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,052 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 303 00:10:25,054 --> 00:10:26,821 All right, guys. Okay, great. Just look... 304 00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:28,312 - Please, just look right here really quick. - (HORN HONKS) 305 00:10:28,314 --> 00:10:29,868 Uh, sorry, my mom's getting impatient. 306 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,258 Dad, can we please go? 307 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,726 Of course. 308 00:10:32,728 --> 00:10:34,061 Yes, of course you can. 309 00:10:34,063 --> 00:10:35,553 Go ahead. Go. Come on. 310 00:10:35,555 --> 00:10:37,845 Okay. Hi. Hey. Hey. Paparazzi. 311 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,114 Bye. 312 00:10:40,736 --> 00:10:43,204 - Okay, bye. - WADE: Bye-bye. 313 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:48,409 (BEN AND WADE SIGH) 314 00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:51,078 There she goes. 315 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,447 You did it. 316 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:55,416 We all did it. 317 00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:56,999 (SIGHS) 318 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,257 You good, Wade? 319 00:10:58,259 --> 00:11:00,020 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 320 00:11:00,022 --> 00:11:03,290 I'm just gonna go pace around till Grace gets home. 321 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:05,454 - (GROANS LOUDLY) - (LAUGHS) 322 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,778 Forrest, beer run. 323 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:08,429 I have no idea what's going on. 324 00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:10,030 - Where is she going? - Yeah, we got a lot to fill you in on. 325 00:11:10,032 --> 00:11:11,832 - Yeah, totally. - Hey, but you got the job! 326 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,601 I got the job, though! Right? 327 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:16,770 - I told you. I told you. - (LAUGHS) It's good. 328 00:11:16,772 --> 00:11:18,939 - WADE: To Jill on her birthday. - (GLASSES CLINK) 329 00:11:18,941 --> 00:11:21,275 - Cheers. - DELIA: And to my Forrest 330 00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:23,010 and his new job. 331 00:11:23,012 --> 00:11:25,779 - Aw. Thank you, sweetie. - Aw, I'm so proud of you. 332 00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:26,947 Wow, what a night. 333 00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:28,983 WADE: You know, I will never forget 334 00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:30,985 the first time we walked Grace 335 00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:32,553 out that door to go to kindergarten. 336 00:11:32,555 --> 00:11:34,221 And now she's at a dance with a boy 337 00:11:34,223 --> 00:11:35,990 - and Natalie's got acne. - (LAUGHS) 338 00:11:35,992 --> 00:11:37,847 I mean, how-how could time move so quickly? 339 00:11:37,849 --> 00:11:39,183 - DELIA: Wow. - FORREST: You know what? I bought 340 00:11:39,185 --> 00:11:40,661 a light bulb the other day. 341 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,196 And it's one of those new ones, you know, 342 00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:43,864 that's supposed to last 15 years. 343 00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,165 And I realized 344 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,668 that the next time I change this bulb, 345 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:50,806 Addie will have graduated from college. 346 00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:51,856 - DELIA: What? - Wow. 347 00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:55,342 - Yeah. It's like, what is going on? - MICHELLE: Tell me about it. 348 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,078 For the last 12 years, I've had at least one little one 349 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,014 underneath me all day long, 350 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,335 getting on my nerves. 351 00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:03,174 Now they're gonna all be in school 352 00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:05,320 for seven hours a day. What am I gonna do? 353 00:12:05,322 --> 00:12:07,379 - Are you thinking about getting a job? - MICHELLE: Job? 354 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,531 I haven't been in the workforce for 12 years. 355 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,081 I only have a year and a half of college. 356 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,493 What kind of job can I get? 357 00:12:12,495 --> 00:12:13,894 BEN: You could take some time for yourself. 358 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:17,364 - Relax. - I can't relax all day. That's stressful. 359 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:18,932 - Hmm. - DELIA: You think time 360 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,434 is just kind of standing still. 361 00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:22,870 You know, you're in the same house, same office, 362 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,664 same doctor scale that looks like a giraffe. 363 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,741 And yet little kids that didn't know 364 00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:30,780 where to park their Hot Wheels are growing up, 365 00:12:30,782 --> 00:12:32,733 having sex, getting jobs, 366 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,715 being hot. 367 00:12:34,717 --> 00:12:36,150 MICHELLE: I'm sure I agree with you. 368 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:37,418 - DELIA: Yeah. - But what? 369 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,886 - (LAUGHS) - FORREST: And when I was unemployed, 370 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,449 the days just crawled by. 371 00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:42,872 And now I got a weekend before I have to go back to work. 372 00:12:42,874 --> 00:12:44,232 - (CHUCKLES) - You know, and I had so many plans, too. 373 00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:46,107 I was gonna take sailing lessons. 374 00:12:46,109 --> 00:12:48,062 I-I was gonna build that model ship. 375 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:49,763 - Yeah. - I was gonna binge The Wire. 376 00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:51,681 - Oh, I hear that's such a great show. - 20 people told me 377 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,900 - I need to watch that. - Yeah. 378 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,103 - I still haven't even seen Breaking Bad. - FORREST: Guys, 379 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,694 we're not that old. 380 00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,085 We're not that old. Come on. 381 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,810 - Who wants a refill? - DELIA: Oh, not me. 382 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,209 'Cause it's 8:15. Oh, my God! 383 00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:05,213 - I am a hundred years old. - (LAUGHTER) 384 00:13:08,127 --> 00:13:10,795 - And guess what? It was Andrew. - ♪♪ 385 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,129 (CHUCKLES) 386 00:13:12,131 --> 00:13:16,033 Oh, Grace was so nervous. 387 00:13:16,035 --> 00:13:19,103 And I was so nervous, but... 388 00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:20,605 (SIGHS) 389 00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:22,374 We pulled it off. 390 00:13:23,443 --> 00:13:26,010 I wish you could have seen her. 391 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:28,279 Oh, she was... 392 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:32,149 (SIGHS) She was glowing. 393 00:13:32,151 --> 00:13:36,354 Just so... so beautiful. 394 00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,789 So grown-up. 395 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:41,359 As for me, well... 396 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:44,795 I know you were worried about me. 397 00:13:44,797 --> 00:13:47,199 But I'm doing okay. 398 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:53,170 I've been trying to get out into the dating world, but... 399 00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:55,574 but you're a tough act to follow. 400 00:13:57,911 --> 00:13:59,944 And you know what? 401 00:13:59,946 --> 00:14:03,915 Maybe you were the one true love of my life, Jill. 402 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,752 Maybe lightning doesn't strike twice. 403 00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:10,688 And if so, 404 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,692 well, I got to have you for 20 years. 405 00:14:15,261 --> 00:14:18,263 Which makes me the luckiest guy ever. 406 00:14:24,871 --> 00:14:27,873 I'm sorry I missed your birthday. 407 00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:32,009 (GRUNTS) 408 00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:34,413 I hope you like the flowers. 409 00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:40,018 I love you. 410 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,358 (GROANS) 411 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:55,233 (EXHALES) 412 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,843 Let me ask you something, Ben. 413 00:14:57,845 --> 00:15:00,404 - Mm-hmm. - Do you like college girls? 414 00:15:00,406 --> 00:15:03,874 Okay, look, I don't know what you think you saw, baby, 415 00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,910 but you go to these sports sites, and these windows. 416 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,703 They just... they just pop up. You don't have to do anything... 417 00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:09,779 Stop. I don't know what you're talking about, 418 00:15:09,781 --> 00:15:11,549 and I don't want to know. 419 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,132 I was looking for a sexy way to tell you something. 420 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:15,203 Okay. 421 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,660 Now, Kai going to school is just the beginning. 422 00:15:17,662 --> 00:15:19,715 Before we know it, Sahai's gonna be driving. 423 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:21,340 Then Noah, God help us. 424 00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:22,664 - Okay, that's terrifying. - Yeah. 425 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,889 So I need to figure out what's next for me. 426 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,733 I never finished school, and it's about time. 427 00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:31,635 I've got a mind for business, and it's just being wasted. 428 00:15:31,637 --> 00:15:35,605 Michelle Taylor, college girl. 429 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,308 - I like the sound of that. - (CHUCKLES) 430 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,176 Ooh. 431 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:42,179 Walking across the quad on a hot summer day, 432 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,181 - book bag slung over your back. - Okay. 433 00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:46,036 So what are you looking at on that computer? 434 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,238 They just pop up! 435 00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:54,110 - Forrest, are you busy? Huh? - (SIGHS) Yes. 436 00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:56,460 I'm trying to get this finished before I start work. 437 00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:58,529 And I glued the mast to the centerboard, 438 00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:00,324 and I tried to pull them apart, and the mast got bent, 439 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,221 and then the centerboard got glued to my arm and... 440 00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:04,115 - Okay. - Oh, great. 441 00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:07,041 - Now my earbuds are glued to my fingers. - Okay, Forrest. 442 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:08,069 I don't know. I'm just... 443 00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:09,883 I'm distracted. I'm trying to watch The Wire. 444 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,091 - It's just so complicated. - Okay. You know what? 445 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,533 Just, like, don't worry about that right now 446 00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:15,012 because I've got a new plan. 447 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:16,714 We're going to Costa Rica. 448 00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:18,349 (CHUCKLES): Why? 449 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:19,984 We need to live. 450 00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:22,019 Time, it's just, um... 451 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,523 It's biting us in the ass 452 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,114 is what it's doing, and we need to bite it back. 453 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,828 - In Costa Rica? - Yes! 454 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,219 We're gonna zip-line. 455 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,487 We're gonna feel the wind through our safety harnesses. 456 00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,197 But-but I start work on Monday. 457 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,231 No, you can't. 458 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:37,124 We need to live before it's just too late. 459 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,170 Deels, breathe. Calm. 460 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,871 Centered. 461 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,140 - Oh, my God. - (LAUGHS) 462 00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:45,042 - It is so annoying on this end. - Yeah. 463 00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:46,355 - Hmm. - Hey, Delia, 464 00:16:46,357 --> 00:16:48,314 the days are flying by because we're having fun. 465 00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:50,472 So we're getting old. So what? 466 00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,883 There is nobody on this planet, 467 00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:56,021 nobody that I would rather grow old with. 468 00:16:57,023 --> 00:16:58,590 Forrest. 469 00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:02,360 You're so sweet. (CHUCKLING) 470 00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:06,063 Oh, Delia, Delia, your arm is glued to the hull of the... 471 00:17:06,065 --> 00:17:07,431 - It's... - What? Oh. 472 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,900 Hmm. 473 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,006 Well... 474 00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:17,292 So, do you want to watch some of The Wire? 475 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,397 WOMAN: Shh, shh, shh! 476 00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:21,464 Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey, man. Hey. 477 00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:23,823 Don't... Just don't... Stop. Stop it! 478 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,182 WADE: Whoa, whoa, that-that's a... 479 00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:26,984 That... That's a skunk. 480 00:17:26,986 --> 00:17:28,352 Yes. Yes, it is. 481 00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:29,710 His little foot is injured. 482 00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:31,278 See? And he's caught up in all that mesh. 483 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,037 And he keeps trying to run toward the road. 484 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:34,712 You're gonna get run over, dude. 485 00:17:34,714 --> 00:17:37,985 - Uh, can I... can I help? - Yes, thank you. God, yeah. Thanks. 486 00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:39,142 Um... 487 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:40,464 I don't know. Distract him, and I'll... 488 00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:41,699 go around the back? 489 00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,567 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 490 00:17:43,569 --> 00:17:45,136 Okay, coward! 491 00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:46,437 Well, I'm coming back. 492 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:47,605 (GRUNTING) 493 00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:50,074 (CLATTERING) 494 00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:52,467 - Oh. Okay. - All right, here we go. Here we go. 495 00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:53,544 - Okay. - Okay, uh, 496 00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,146 so, you, uh, you-you keep him calm. 497 00:17:55,148 --> 00:17:56,270 - Okay. - And, uh, 498 00:17:56,272 --> 00:17:57,646 - and I'm just gonna creep up on him. - Yeah. 499 00:17:57,648 --> 00:17:59,401 - Right? Yeah, unthreatening. Right? - Sure. Yeah. 500 00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:00,474 Not... We're not gonna threaten him. 501 00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:01,652 - Okay, easy does it, baby. - Okay, okay. 502 00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:02,776 - Easy. Easy, easy. - Uh... 503 00:18:02,778 --> 00:18:04,712 You're all right, just i-ignore the man with the box. 504 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:06,323 - (SKUNK CHITTERS) - (BOTH SCREAMING) 505 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,115 - Oh, God! - Oh, God! 506 00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:11,262 - I'm hit. - Oh. Oh, God, it got in my mouth. 507 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,329 It's in my mouth. 508 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,404 (BOTH COUGHING) 509 00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:17,001 - You know it's gonna be bad, but... - I can't breathe! 510 00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:18,736 - It's so much worse than I imagined. - It's everywhere! 511 00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,504 - Right? Yeah, no, it's everywhere. - Oh, God! 512 00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:21,762 What did we expect? It was a skunk. 513 00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:23,820 Well, I don't know about you, but I feel like 514 00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,478 we got nothing left to lose. 515 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,403 - Yeah, I agree. Yeah. - Right? Yeah. Okay. 516 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:29,095 - All right. I'm gonna go in. - All right. You go in? 517 00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:30,245 - Yeah. Oh, God. - Okay. 518 00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:33,083 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - It's so bad. Okay. 519 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,870 - Ah. Ha! Yes! Yes! - Oh, yeah! 520 00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:38,756 - Yeah! - Yes! We have an injured skunk under a box. 521 00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:41,158 - What do we do now? - We... 522 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,993 go to my vet. He's, like, ten minutes away. 523 00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,161 I can... 524 00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,629 I can open the back of my car. 525 00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:47,514 - Can you flip this guy? - Uh, yeah, I'll try. 526 00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,639 - Oh, it's-it's so bad. - Okay. Um, okay. 527 00:18:49,641 --> 00:18:50,689 Oh! 528 00:18:50,691 --> 00:18:52,213 All right, it's open? 529 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,437 - I got it. - Here we go. 530 00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,073 And... (GRUNTING) 531 00:18:56,247 --> 00:18:58,170 Ah! Oh, my God! 532 00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,162 - You okay? - (EXHALES) 533 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,120 Are you-you sure you want him in your car? 534 00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:04,201 I smell way worse than he does, and I'm gonna get in there, so... 535 00:19:04,203 --> 00:19:05,726 Okay. 536 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,084 Oh... Uh, hey, that was, uh... 537 00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,154 that was really nice teamwork. 538 00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:11,722 (CHUCKLES): Thank you. Yeah. 539 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,858 Thanks for being so brave and... ugh... so stupid. 540 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,163 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - Yeah. 541 00:19:18,165 --> 00:19:19,787 - I, uh... - (SKUNK CHITTERS) 542 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,232 Oh, God, he's spraying again. 543 00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:22,499 - I got to go. I got to go. - Go, go, go. 544 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,568 - Go, go, go. Yes. - Sorry. Thank you. 545 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:25,818 (COUGHS) 546 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,921 (ENGINE STARTS) 547 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,974 - (HORN HONKS) - I got a skunk in the car, jerk! 548 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,623 (KIDS LAUGHING) 549 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,892 (DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE) 550 00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:47,161 Uh, Natalie, do you guys have anything better to do? 551 00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:48,930 Nope. 552 00:19:48,932 --> 00:19:50,755 - It's so weird. - Well, 553 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,134 it seems weird now, but before you know it, 554 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:55,236 you girls are gonna explore your own sexuality. 555 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,704 - No! We're not talking about this. - No. 556 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:57,805 - No. - We can talk about it. 557 00:19:57,807 --> 00:19:59,641 - You're my mom! - Stop it! 558 00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:02,477 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - Hey, everybody. 559 00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:04,312 - Oh, God! Oh! - God! 560 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:05,861 - Why do you smell like that? - It's you. 561 00:20:05,863 --> 00:20:07,385 I can taste it. It's in my mouth. 562 00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:08,449 Who is that? 563 00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:10,285 I just got sprayed by a skunk. 564 00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:12,620 It's the worst thing I ever smelled. 565 00:20:12,622 --> 00:20:15,794 - MICHELLE: Wade, outside, please. - All right. Uh, sorry. 566 00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:17,629 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh... 567 00:20:17,631 --> 00:20:19,540 - Oh, God! - Okay, all right. Uh, hey, can I... ? 568 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:22,232 - Uh, come here. Come on, come here. - Oof. 569 00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:23,557 Oh, look. 570 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,199 Grace brought Andrew to the party. 571 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:26,801 Yeah, great. Back up. 572 00:20:26,803 --> 00:20:29,037 (CHUCKLES): How did you get sprayed by a skunk? 573 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:31,311 Is this one of those weird country guy things? 574 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,174 Do you eat them? 575 00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:35,376 No. No, no, no, no. It's-it's a long story. 576 00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:38,513 But, guys, I think I may have met someone. 577 00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:41,583 I-I can't stop thinking about her. 578 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,207 Well, who is she? 579 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,211 I have no idea. 41693

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