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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,531 El destino esta a la derecha 2 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:09,101 467 Lakeshore Drive, North Bay. 3 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,450 I'm going to kill him. 4 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,932 This place is pretty legit. 5 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,602 My mom's dream home away from civilization. 6 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,507 Bueno, it's cool. 7 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,543 Not a lot of places like this around here. 8 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,745 I prefer the camper way more 9 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,214 than this fishbowl on steroids. 10 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,448 Of course you do. 11 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:09,788 Come on. 12 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,626 Come on. 13 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,504 Nathan. 14 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,773 You know it's not a crime to go swimming. 15 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:28,774 I know. 16 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,982 - What's that? - Shit. 17 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,252 Boots! 18 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,359 Okay, so I should get back to work. 19 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,527 Yeah, I'll text you. 20 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,661 Yeah. 21 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,634 Where were you? 22 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,002 Work, traffic. 23 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,238 Boots. 24 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,405 He found that stupid hole 25 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,540 next to your stupid house. 26 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,941 Honey. 27 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,478 We're ready for Boots. 28 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,888 Why'd you let me call him Boots? 29 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,658 He has stripes. 30 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,893 Makes no sense. 31 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,477 You should call your dad. 32 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,611 Why? 33 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,912 He loved Boots. 34 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,681 Bueno, maybe he shouldn't have abandoned him 35 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,650 because of his girlfriend's allergies. 36 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,057 Call your dad. 37 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,896 Aster. 38 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,531 -What? -Learn how to communicate 39 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,932 like a human being. 40 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,402 This is a emoji intervention. 41 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,936 --Fine. 42 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,007 Boots is dead. 43 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,443 He plummeted to his death in a lonely, 44 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,079 isolated subdivision, away from all of his friends. 45 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,750 Sorry, she's very emotional ahora mismo 46 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,652 What? 47 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,757 My God. 48 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,093 Okay. 49 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,362 Thanks. 50 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,830 What the hell was that? 51 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:34,900 That was Rachel. 52 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,401 Does she not have a phone, 53 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,502 or does Dad just like, 54 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,837 give her everything? 55 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:42,941 Mom? 56 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,578 Your father... 57 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:04,129 ...had a heart attack in the bathtub, 58 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:06,932 and he drowned. 59 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,743 I didn't even know he took baths. 60 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,634 I've already seen this episode. 61 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,746 -Cami, hi, it's Susan. 62 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,681 Just checking in for an update. 63 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:59,451 -Let me know when we can expect a personal-- 64 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,823 Aster? 65 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,894 Time to eat. 66 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,618 Why are you shaving your sweater? 67 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,786 De-pilling. 68 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,122 Dessert for breakfast? 69 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,623 You bought them. 70 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,891 What are you going to wear? 71 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,163 Pick a dress. 72 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,966 -A dress? -Yeah, it's a funeral. 73 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,935 Not everything has to be a political statement. 74 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:50,969 Pants haven't qualified 75 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,170 as a political statement 76 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:52,971 for like 100 years. 77 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:53,905 Stop being difficult. 78 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,906 Stop being so weird. 79 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,208 You hate him. 80 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,843 We don't have to play all Stepford Wives 81 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,110 to impress his stupid friends. 82 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,078 Hate is a strong word. 83 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,179 You hate him, I hate him, 84 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,180 it's kind of our thing. 85 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,487 At least we'll beCdressed respectably 86 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,155 while everyone's talking behind our backs. 87 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,890 It starts at 3, so be ready by 12:30. 88 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,658 I know how time works. 89 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:45,156 Continue on the Ontario 11 South for 90 kilometers. 90 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,795 But taxes on cap and trade 91 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,564 are effective if done well. 92 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,166 Scientists and economists agree that when the government-- 93 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,106 El destino esta a la derecha 94 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:04,242 690 West Street, Toronto. 95 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,781 We have every right to be here. 96 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,783 I know. 97 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,185 Don't let anyone make you feel 98 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,654 like you owe them an explanation. 99 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,823 Stand up straight, look them in the eye, or walk away. 100 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,259 Or kick them. 101 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,561 Don't kick anyone. 102 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,197 Can I kick Jane? 103 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,000 Maybe Jane. 104 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,623 Dad hated classical music. 105 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,160 She ruined the place. 106 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,195 - Aster. - Gabby. 107 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,764 Gabby, I'm so glad you came. 108 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,032 How are you? 109 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,067 Your mom called my mom, 110 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,602 this whole thing is so sad. 111 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:04,636 It's stupid. 112 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,005 You didn't have to come. 113 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,106 Of course I did. 114 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,175 Have you seen her yet? 115 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,644 I'm going to look around. 116 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,881 - Drink? - Yes. 117 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,183 - Okay. 118 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,054 I was just looking for the restroom. 119 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,458 Bueno, it hasn't moved since you lived here. 120 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,432 My condolences. 121 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,073 Thank you. 122 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,244 She is going to get 123 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,280 so many sympathy likes. 124 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,449 - Hashtag funeral, hashtag sad. 125 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,451 Hashtag little black dress. 126 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,156 - So how's it going with Nathan? 127 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,725 I don't even know anymore. 128 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:07,959 You know how men are. 129 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,861 Yeah. 130 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,162 So selfish. 131 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,038 Cami Hayes? 132 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,039 It's Boden again. 133 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,073 My goodness. 134 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,142 Surprised to see you here. 135 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,511 Bueno, Craig is Aster's father. 136 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,512 Of course. 137 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,315 Poor baby. 138 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,352 So did a little bird tell me that you left the city? 139 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,987 I built a house in the country. 140 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,188 , that's lovely. 141 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,790 It must be nice to be isolated 142 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,459 from all the craziness, Cierto? 143 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,194 So is there anyone special in your life? 144 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,263 No, I'm just focusing on work 145 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,332 and raising my daughter to be an independent woman. 146 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,235 There's plenty of time for that, you're still a total fox. 147 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,506 - I'm going to get some air. - it's okay. 148 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,080 Call me if you need anything. 149 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,281 Yeah, thanks. 150 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,850 Okay. 151 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,570 Hi. 152 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,938 Hi. 153 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,573 I'm Talulah. 154 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,075 What are you doing? 155 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,110 Collecting insects, 156 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,545 frogs, sometimes you could find 157 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,914 really tiny ones, but you aren't supposed 158 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,383 to touch those ones, because if you do, 159 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,051 their moms will eat them. 160 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,322 - Mom, are you ready? 161 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,191 Take care of yourself, okay? 162 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,532 What'd you think? 163 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,933 That Dad has boring friends with bad taste in music. 164 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,071 How are you feeling? 165 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,206 Fine. 166 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,674 You know what fine really means. 167 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,009 Mom, can we not ahora mismo? 168 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,443 Feelings inside not expressed. 169 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,213 Sometimes fine actually just means fine. 170 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,982 I don't want to talk. 171 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,727 See you. 172 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,386 Is that for school? 173 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,789 Is that for school? 174 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,525 Nope. 175 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,707 Hey, what do you think the deal is with Dad's will? 176 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,476 There's really no telling how much money there's going to be. 177 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,778 Mom, he's loaded. 178 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,479 I mean, look around at your alimony. 179 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,081 Hey, I earned this. 180 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,182 Do I need to remind you? 181 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,650 I'm reminded, thank you. 182 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,554 Anyways, I'm assuming Dad didn't forget that Rainbow 183 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,289 wasn't his only daughter. 184 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,361 Talulah. 185 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,128 Anyway, there's no telling from the outside 186 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,697 what's really going on with people. 187 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,402 Okay, Bueno I'm really not in the mood 188 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,239 for your spiritual inquiry, so whatever. 189 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,241 Bueno, what about a dinner inquiry? 190 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,310 - Lasagna? - Yep. 191 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,312 Great talk. 192 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:22,426 Hey Jenny, I just made dinner, and I-- I know it's last minute, 193 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,429 but, I know, it's been forever. 194 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,867 Of course, 100%, more notice next time. 195 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,466 Mom, I can't find my microphone. 196 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,887 He hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months. 197 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,623 What does the bank say? 198 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,227 It'll all go up for auction. 199 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,829 The furniture, the house, everything. 200 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,465 We can keep a few clothes and things. 201 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,300 You have family nearby? 202 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,602 I have no family. 203 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,470 Friends? 204 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,609 Not since I became a home wrecker. 205 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,547 Do you need a place to stay? 206 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,750 Until you get back on your feet? 207 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,751 With you? 208 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,621 No. 209 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,322 Bueno, I'm sure you-- 210 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,557 you'll figure it out. 211 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,726 Anyway, Craig had insurance, so... 212 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,427 Estaremos bien 213 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,266 It was nice of you to come, but we don't need your help. 214 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,057 Price check, price check, please. 215 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,603 Put the rest back. 216 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,438 Dad always buys shrimp. 217 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,539 Talulah, I said no. 218 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,674 Go, come on. 219 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,017 So, $84.28. 220 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,018 Thanks. 221 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,858 You know what? 222 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,660 Can you take those off? 223 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,562 Too many calories anyway, 224 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,902 Mom. 225 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,571 Let's go. Next time, okay? I promise. 226 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,715 What's eviction mean? 227 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,102 Fuck. 228 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,176 Who texted? 229 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:06,610 Never mind. 230 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,745 Go to sleep. 231 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,050 No, don't help, just-- just relax. 232 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,953 Bueno, I can't help you if you don't like what I do. 233 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,957 Your perfectionism is really bad for your mental health. 234 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,759 Don't you dare leave that for me to clean up. 235 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,194 I'm not your slave, just-- 236 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,495 I wasn't going to. 237 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,131 Good. 238 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,134 -What the fuck? 239 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,838 What are they doing here? 240 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,111 This is your house in the country? 241 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,783 Craig had your address in his phone, so I, um... 242 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,121 If the offer still stands, that is? 243 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:55,993 Of course. 244 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,261 What offer? 245 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,271 This is not what I expected. 246 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,741 Cool pool! 247 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,042 Bueno, book sales were good, 248 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,278 so I figured, what the hell? 249 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,788 Your play room is awesome. 250 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,691 Such a mess. 251 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,094 I'm right in the midst of a crazy deadline on a book. 252 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,162 Yeah, how's that going on, by the way? 253 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,202 I don't want us to be an imposition, so if it's too much... 254 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,873 I'm roommates with my dad's mistress. 255 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,589 That's the tour. 256 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,263 What's that? 257 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,766 That's, the camper I lived in 258 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,300 when we were building this place. 259 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,635 Aster was at school, so 260 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:12,903 Great, we'll take it. 261 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,314 -I'm his wife. -What? 262 00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:26,884 I'm married to your father, I'm not his mistress. 263 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,919 Yeah, Bueno, not anymore. 264 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,829 Go away. 265 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,232 Can we talk? 266 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,135 No. 267 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,738 Aster. 268 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,906 Be reasonable. 269 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,375 Like you? 270 00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,612 Your need to be a saint, it's pathological. 271 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,115 This is the worst thing you could've actually done. 272 00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:01,018 Aster. 273 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:20,671 No. 274 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,192 Bueno, hello. 275 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:17,961 Are you hungry? 276 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:29,139 But I need to get into the house, we need our clothes. 277 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,808 Okay, we can arrange a time for that, 278 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,477 Mrs. Hayes, but the foreclosure is final. 279 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:37,014 I have a kid, we had to sleep in our car the other night. 280 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,149 Bien, the BMW? 281 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,485 Bueno, we'll have to repossess that as well-- 282 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,761 What are you drawing? 283 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:53,030 It's random sketches, mostly. 284 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:54,198 For your books? 285 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,433 You know about my books? 286 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,502 My dad lets me read them at the library. 287 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,510 -What'd he tell you about them? -He told me that 288 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:10,447 she's my sister, but only I know that, 289 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,516 because you changed her name. 290 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,790 Do I look like my dad? 291 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,192 Yeah, you do. 292 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,129 That's what everybody says. 293 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,103 What's your next book about? 294 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,505 Just between us? 295 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,174 I have no idea. 296 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,082 You can't just go over there. 297 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,985 -Why not? She has food. -We have food. 298 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,920 Disgusting shredded wheat. 299 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,355 Not even the frosted kind. 300 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,957 This is our space, and you need to stay here, okay? 301 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,492 So we're in jail? 302 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:58,862 Yeah, we're in jail, and you can thank your dad for that. 303 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,102 It's a beautiful day. 304 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:07,738 I'm in the middle of something, Mom. 305 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,606 Get up, you're watching TV in the middle of the day 306 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,308 and that's something depressed people do. 307 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,343 -We're going shopping. -Mindless consumption is 308 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,312 everything that's wrong with the world ahora mismo 309 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:16,580 Says the girl glued to YouTube. 310 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,215 Get dressed, we're leaving in a minute. 311 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,917 I can pick my own clothes, Mom! 312 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,191 Talulah. 313 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,332 So your mom's cool with this? 314 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,468 Can I play a song? 315 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,242 Back of the store, 316 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,944 all kinds of seasonal-- 317 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:56,146 5-year warranty, that's good. 318 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,616 Don't you think there's already enough toasters in the world? 319 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,619 I like my toast slightly brown. 320 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,555 Dad likes his burnt on one side with marmalade. 321 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,558 - Gross. - So gross, Cierto? 322 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,964 -Alarm clock. Can you help us find an alarm clock? -Yep. 323 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:16,133 Okay, what the hell's going on with that? 324 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,501 With what? 325 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:20,170 She talks about him like he's still alive. 326 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,307 You know what that is? 327 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,108 Feelings inside not expressed. 328 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,413 Paint to customer service, please. 329 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,949 Do you think Gabby's bringing a coffee maker? 330 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,953 Mom, I don't need a coffee maker. 331 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,988 What about the toaster? 332 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,389 I don't need a toaster either. 333 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,058 Don't be silly, I mean, you can't rely 334 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,459 on Gabby to bring everything. 335 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,696 I'm not going back. 336 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:48,732 But, 337 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,100 I know the first year is hard, 338 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,268 it's a transitional time. 339 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,502 This year is going to be better. 340 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,670 Mom, Mom, I'm being serious. 341 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,671 You can't drop out, 342 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,706 you have no choice. 343 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:56,974 Actually, a lot of 344 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:57,741 successful people 345 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,276 are college dropouts. 346 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:01,578 Lady Gaga, Oprah, Mark Zuckerberg. 347 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,481 -Is this about your father? -No! 348 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,751 I hope it's not about that guy. 349 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:12,356 -What guy? -The guy I saw sneaking out of your camper. 350 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,358 You're spying on me? 351 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,194 Do you know how much of a weirdo you are? 352 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,129 Look at how cool this is. 353 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:20,197 What is it? 354 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,498 It's a terrarium maker. 355 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,433 I'm going to put it on my Christmas list. 356 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:26,303 Someone might as well get something nice while we're here. 357 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,372 There you go. 358 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:30,708 Lovely daughters. 359 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,642 I mean, you guys could be sisters, but. 360 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:34,378 Ew, she's not her daughter. 361 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,279 No, my dad had 2 families, actually. 362 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,148 Me and my mom are more like the... 363 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,349 starter family, so to speak. 364 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,252 But her, she's the real deal, though. 365 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,761 You know, if you're not going to go back to college, 366 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:52,562 you're going to have to start paying rent. 367 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,364 Why, so I can be forced to live with you 368 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,732 and the woman who ruined our lives 369 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,334 in the middle of nowhere? 370 00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:58,602 You know, believe it or not, 371 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,771 everything is not always all about you. 372 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:02,606 But I still have to put up with them. 373 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,641 And for what, like, yeah, Dad was an asshole 374 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:06,777 who screwed them over, but guess what, Mom. 375 00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:07,945 He screwed us over too. 376 00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:09,579 You don't need to remind me about that. 377 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,381 This isn't my ideal living situation either, 378 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,350 but they were living in a car. 379 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,085 So does Rachel have to pay rent? 380 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,520 Rachel is not my daughter. 381 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,688 She's almost young enough to be though, isn't she? 382 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,558 You know Rachel dropped out of college too, 383 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,693 just like Mike Zuckerberg, except she met your father 384 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,095 and she married him and she had 385 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,830 a kid and she didn't think about a career 386 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:28,665 Do you think that's working out for her now? 387 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,101 Hi. 388 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:36,373 I was just, doing some laundry. 389 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:38,809 - I didn't mean... - Esta bien 390 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,645 Nice one, Mom. 391 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,713 I'm not doing your laundry anymore, either. 392 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,087 Tuly, what is that? 393 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,422 It's a terrarium kit. 394 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,658 Cami got it for me for Christmas. 395 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,847 Let me guess, you're going hiking. 396 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,717 Nope, swimming, but I'm not supposed to go by myself. 397 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,039 -Where's your mom? 398 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,822 -She's basically just staring at the wall of our camper. 399 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,458 I guess it's like, actually a door. 400 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:04,327 Bueno, you know, I'm really behind on delivering 401 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,663 this next draft of my book. 402 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,200 How long does it take to drown? 403 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:15,805 I'm not sure. 404 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,542 A few minutes, I guess? 405 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,179 Does it hurt? 406 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,581 I don't know. 407 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:29,586 Bueno. 408 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,888 I'm not afraid of swimming. 409 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,431 You're such a good swimmer! 410 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,507 You're good with kids. 411 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:51,908 Less so with teenagers. 412 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,613 Surprised you didn't have more. 413 00:36:56,615 --> 00:37:00,217 I wanted to, but, Craig said one was enough. 414 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,590 Bueno, the insurance should be settled any day now, so. 415 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,459 We'll be out of your hair. 416 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:11,861 Talulah, come on. 417 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:13,897 Give me five. 418 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:25,108 The point in knocking is to actually 419 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,010 wait for an answer before you come in. 420 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,983 Why don't you at least register for your classes? 421 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:34,684 I-- I tried doing it, and I can't. 422 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,686 I think you're being impulsive. 423 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,289 I'm not being impulsive if I've thought about it. 424 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,457 Bueno, what are you going to do if you stay here? 425 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,293 I just don't want you to have regrets. 426 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,628 I thought you'd be happy. 427 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,630 You know, keeping me in your lair, 428 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,298 spying on my every move. 429 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:50,700 Why don't you just register 430 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,302 so you at least have that option? 431 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,638 Why don't you just stay out of my business? 432 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,740 I don't bug you with your life, 433 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:58,842 like how you haven't finished a book in two years, 434 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,378 or how you just decide to hide from society like the beast, 435 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,047 or how you haven't dated anyone since Dad. 436 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:06,916 You think I'm a beast? 437 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,587 The beast, from like, Beauty and the Beast. 438 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,457 Bueno, as the only woman in this family that works, 439 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,626 -I'm going to go back to my picture book. -Mom, no-- 440 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,627 --Mom! 441 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,113 You haven't dated anyone since Dad. 442 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:20,957 Mrs. Hayes, I'm calling about the claim 443 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,026 on Craig Hayes' life insurance policy. 444 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:24,928 Yes. 445 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,130 Um, it's been denied. 446 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,067 And I'm very sorry. 447 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,336 Your husband hasn't paid the premiums in six months, 448 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:35,572 so the policy is void, and there's virtually no way 449 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,740 that we can-- 450 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,612 Prick. 451 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,112 Hi. 452 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,714 Hi. 453 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,682 Can I buy you another beer? 454 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,451 You can buy me a martini. 455 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,188 - Okay. - And I wear a size 7 and a half. 456 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:42,972 My God! 457 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,912 What do you got? Pressure time. 458 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:53,116 Let's see what you're made of, let's see what you're made of! 459 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,033 Mom? 460 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,075 Everything okay? 461 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:22,712 I had a dream that Dad was dead. 462 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:25,882 Did you tell your mom? 463 00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,752 She's not here. 464 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:35,892 , she told me to take care of you while she was gone. 465 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,961 Would you like some warm milk? 466 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,096 Yeah. 467 00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,144 Todo Bien 468 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,548 These are the best. 469 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,050 Do my teeth look crazy? 470 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,052 You're fun. 471 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,829 I'm married. 472 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,763 I mean, I used to, wait, I still am. 473 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:17,767 No, no. 474 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,169 I'm a widow. 475 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,307 Bye. 476 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:27,777 Hey, can I, can I get your number? 477 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,289 $19. 478 00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:43,993 Here. 479 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,695 Here, lady, read. 480 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:46,996 It's $19. 481 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,866 Don't call me lady. 482 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:53,169 I'm 32, in my fucking prime. 483 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,673 Women hit their sexual peaks in their 30s, so yeah. 484 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,141 Peak sexuality. 485 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,609 It's $19, ma'am. 486 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:02,245 Okay, okay, hold on, sir. 487 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,850 Do you need anything? 488 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:13,856 Money. 489 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,602 Here. 490 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,903 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 491 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,712 This is my friend. 492 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:36,846 Yeah. 493 00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:42,318 Tu mama estubo acertada 494 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,288 I made all the mistakes. 495 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:48,224 All the wrong choices. 496 00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:50,860 Soon I'll die an old broke widow. 497 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:53,096 Bueno, not soon, just, later. 498 00:43:54,366 --> 00:43:58,034 - There you are. - No, your bike. 499 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:02,972 Morning. 500 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,045 God, you scared me. 501 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,047 Big night? 502 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:12,982 No. 503 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,419 I'm sure you needed to blow off steam. 504 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:22,025 There isn't going to be any insurance money. 505 00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:25,187 Did you double-check everything? 506 00:44:25,188 --> 00:44:27,330 Because insurance companies are scam artists. 507 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,432 Wouldn't even know where to start. 508 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,835 You should check the details, the loopholes, 509 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:35,338 what you can keep you're not aware of, what's in your name, 510 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,173 what's yours from before the marriage. 511 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,345 Do you have his financial records? 512 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,114 They're at the house. 513 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,717 - Want me to take a look? - Mom! 514 00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:51,988 -Hi. -Are you sick? 515 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,258 -You look sick. -I am not sick. 516 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,061 But I am a surprisingly good bowler. 517 00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:00,263 - I'm hungry. - There's cereal. 518 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:02,465 The milk is all chunky. 519 00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:03,466 So am I. 520 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:07,336 Here you go. 521 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:16,412 Morning. 522 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,756 Jesus, this is a-- 523 00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:27,990 Nightmare? 524 00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,131 Mrs. Hayes? 525 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,334 That's me. 526 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:41,237 Can we just go over a few things quickly? 527 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,088 Watch your back. 528 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:21,978 Did you pay for that? 529 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,146 Don't be a narc. 530 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,916 Hey, can we go? I really hate this place. 531 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,151 Me too. 532 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:31,554 Talulah. 533 00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:34,457 This is the last time we'll ever be here. 534 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,295 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 535 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:42,965 It's a beautiful table. 536 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,200 It's a shame to let it go. 537 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,237 - Steer right, Mom! - Estoy yendo bien, 538 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,039 - I can hear you. - This is very heavy. 539 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,541 -Put it down? -Yeah, drop it. 540 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:55,278 --This is not going to work. 541 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,013 - It's-- - It looks amazing. 542 00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:02,318 What is it? 543 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,520 It's nothing, it's just, 544 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,489 another one of Craig's speeding tickets. 545 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,257 We should go through all your statements 546 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:10,359 for the past few years, find out if there's any debts 547 00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:12,061 where you're a co-signer, and figure out 548 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,896 what your assets were before the marriage. 549 00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:18,301 I don't have any assets. 550 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,239 I need a job. 551 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,541 You and Aster both. 552 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:27,476 That girl needs to learn some self-direction. 553 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:30,246 Especially if she's going to abandon her education. 554 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:34,350 Bueno, as the, poster child for that life decision, 555 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,220 I'm happy to take her job hunting. 556 00:47:38,590 --> 00:47:40,189 You're welcome to try. 557 00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:47,563 My mom thinks that if I don't finish college, 558 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:50,166 my only option will be to sell used underwear 559 00:47:50,168 --> 00:47:52,235 on the internet or something. 560 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:55,872 - Yours or hers? - My God. 561 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,240 The reaction on her face. 562 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:59,609 I mean, it would be worth it just for that. 563 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:07,116 -Todo Bien, Bueno, okay. 564 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,584 -Bueno, good luck. -You too. 565 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,234 Hi. 566 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,236 I-- I'm Rachel. 567 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,471 Nice to meet you. 568 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:31,407 I'm actually looking for a job. 569 00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:35,578 I'm very wine literate. 570 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,918 Sorry, sir, do you know where your 571 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,419 vegan bacon options are? 572 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:47,189 I'm sorry, madam, I only work with carcasses. 573 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,226 Interview time? 574 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:51,193 Yeah. 575 00:48:51,195 --> 00:48:52,495 Just wanted to say hi. 576 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:54,430 I put in a good word for you. 577 00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:56,499 I'll thank you later. 578 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:04,240 you know, most of my experience is in reds, 579 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:07,310 and whites, and roses, and sparkling. 580 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,513 I'm very wine literate. 581 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,451 You know, you could actually work here. 582 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,119 Yeah, what else have I got to do? 583 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:20,456 I'm a broke widow without a single marketable skill. 584 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,325 I live with my husband's ex-wife, 585 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:24,260 and oh, special hobbies, 586 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,629 drinking with his teenage dropout daughter. 587 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,297 Very nice. 588 00:49:31,202 --> 00:49:34,437 - You are hired. 589 00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:41,377 Can I ask you something? 590 00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:46,148 About my dad, and the affair. 591 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,552 Did you feel like the worst person in the world? 592 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:58,227 I felt like shit, literally all the time. 593 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,530 You and your mom, you were so theoretical to me then, 594 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:04,734 it-- it's easy for me to feel like I was the victim. 595 00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:09,271 I sound terrible. 596 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:12,441 It is what it is. 597 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:35,564 Where did you get that? 598 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:38,267 Where did you get it is the better question. 599 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:39,468 Mother. 600 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,270 You look ridiculous, take it off. 601 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:42,705 Are you having an affair? 602 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:46,475 My God, you are. 603 00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:49,678 -Who is he? -It's no one, it doesn't matter anyway. 604 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,081 I'm not giving it back until you tell me who it is. 605 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:54,150 -Give it back! -No, I'm not giving it back. 606 00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:55,284 Mom! 607 00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:56,485 Give it back! 608 00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:58,721 Stop! Mom. 609 00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,791 What is wrong with you? 610 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,592 Are you insane? 611 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:06,062 Jesus, learn how to take a joke. 612 00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:50,206 What was you and Craig's child support arrangement? 613 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,375 Um, about $4000 a month, I think. 614 00:51:53,377 --> 00:51:54,477 You think? 615 00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:56,745 No, it was $4000. 616 00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:01,517 I don't see any payments in his bank statements. 617 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,353 Bueno, he hasn't paid me in the past year or so. 618 00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:05,888 So you knew he was broke. 619 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,759 Bueno, I thought you did too. 620 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:18,167 I guess I-- I didn't realize you guys were in touch. 621 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,770 Only when we had to be. 622 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,608 So he must've told you then, 623 00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:27,610 that Aster asked us for money? 624 00:52:28,713 --> 00:52:29,745 Why? 625 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:35,451 She wants to go traveling in South America. 626 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,654 I don't know. 627 00:52:40,158 --> 00:52:42,391 Alli mismo and-- 628 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:46,195 Has Talulah spoken to you at all about her birthday? 629 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,396 Only about 100 times. 630 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:51,467 She wants to have a dinner party, a real one, 631 00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:52,835 a grown up one. 632 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,437 It would just be us, but... 633 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,540 Sounds fun. 634 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,609 Thanks. 635 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:12,922 I don't want that thing anywhere near me, Talulah. 636 00:53:12,924 --> 00:53:15,925 It's just a crab, you don't have to be scared about it. 637 00:53:16,928 --> 00:53:19,461 I can't wait to show this to Dad. 638 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:23,666 Talulah. 639 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:26,368 Honey, your dad... 640 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,570 I know, Mom. 641 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,539 I know. 642 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,541 -Okay. -I made a mistake. 643 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,065 Stop telling me he's dead. 644 00:53:39,066 --> 00:53:41,183 - Should I go get her? - I got it, Cami. Thank you. 645 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,358 Who wants ice cream? 646 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,460 Let's do it. Great. 647 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:09,678 A scoop of bubblegum, a scoop of strawberry, 648 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,547 and mint chocolate chip, please. 649 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,416 Those don't go together at all. 650 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,451 Yes, they do. 651 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:16,652 Hey, there you go. 652 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:18,520 My gosh, Tuli. 653 00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:21,991 Thanks so much. 654 00:54:22,727 --> 00:54:24,627 First paycheck. 655 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:35,904 Honey, is that Gabby? 656 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,475 Why is she with your boyfriend? 657 00:54:42,814 --> 00:54:44,780 - It's none of your business. -You think you can 658 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,482 have sex with your best friend's boyfriend 659 00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:47,549 on my property and somehow 660 00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:48,684 that's none of my business? 661 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,452 Bueno, apparently not. 662 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:53,656 This caginess, hiding things, it's just like your father. 663 00:54:54,558 --> 00:54:55,824 Here goes the father card. 664 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,359 I would think that you of all people 665 00:54:57,361 --> 00:54:58,427 would know the pain 666 00:54:58,429 --> 00:54:59,728 your selfishness is causing. 667 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:01,563 You know, you don't actually have to project 668 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:03,732 all of your own bullshit onto every situation, Cierto? 669 00:55:06,972 --> 00:55:08,622 I don't even know the person I raised. 670 00:55:08,623 --> 00:55:10,673 --Is that why you don't want to go back to school, 671 00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:12,341 'cause you want to hang out with some loser 672 00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:14,576 -who cheats on his girlfriend? -You're driving me crazy. 673 00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:17,513 - Cami, maybe we should all just calm down. -Stay out of this, okay? 674 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:19,848 She can't say anything because cheaters are losers? 675 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,984 All cheaters are terrible people. 676 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,952 Dad's a bad person, Rachel's a bad person, 677 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:26,488 - I'm the worst person. - -You're twisting my words. 678 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:27,523 And here's a thought. 679 00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,524 Maybe it is possible 680 00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:29,625 not to be so judgmental 681 00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:31,327 and condescending all the time. 682 00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:32,895 Especially since you've been dressing up 683 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,296 like a Victoria's Secret model in 684 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:36,031 -your spare time. -Mind your own business, 685 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,733 Aster Hayes. I haven't done anything that 686 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,868 - I'm ashamed of. - Fine, you're perfect. 687 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,691 What is it? - Another one of Craig's 688 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:36,692 speeding tickets? 689 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,477 Talulah, come on. 690 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:57,312 You can stay as long as you want, really, 691 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:59,181 it's no trouble. I'm sorry for losing my temper 692 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,783 uh, um, in the car. 693 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:04,453 Mom, can we please stay? 694 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:05,921 Get in the car, Talulah. 695 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,656 What about my birthday party? 696 00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:10,993 - Get in the car. -Where are you going to go? 697 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:12,795 It's this place, you wouldn't know it, 698 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,730 it's called the Glenwood Motel. 699 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:16,865 It's only 5 minutes from here. 700 00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:45,194 I hate this place. 701 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,119 I'm sorry. 702 00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:28,570 Hey, you've reached Gabby . 703 00:58:28,572 --> 00:58:30,839 Who even leaves voicemails anymore? 704 00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:32,975 Okay, bye-- 705 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,552 What you did was fucked up. 706 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:46,088 -Gabby, I'm sorry. -I know you're sorry. 707 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:48,624 But it's just a shame, because I didn't even 708 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:50,058 really like him that much. 709 00:58:51,996 --> 00:58:53,762 But I liked you a lot. 710 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:03,038 Are you going to forgive me? 711 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:12,014 I doubt it. 712 00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:57,960 It's after midnight. 713 00:59:57,962 --> 00:59:59,261 It's my birthday. 714 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:29,625 - Hello? Talulah's been through enough, 715 01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:33,261 and I'm too tired to argue with her about a birthday. 716 01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:38,800 Morning, it is 11 a.m. and time now for a weather check. 717 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,969 It's going to be a gorgeous day out there. 718 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,038 Don't forget your hats and sunscreen... 719 01:00:57,755 --> 01:00:59,421 Shit. Hello. 720 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:01,256 Hi, it's Susan. What's the holdup? 721 01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:02,858 You've blown the deadline three-- 722 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,826 Yes, I'm acutely aware of that, I know. 723 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,094 And we need to see a draft of 724 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:07,963 Fiona Takes Flight and that's it. 725 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:11,033 Look, I am not going to have it ever. 726 01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,702 -What do you think of that? The contra-- 727 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,376 Hey! You guys don't have to ring, entren directo 728 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:27,449 Come on. 729 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:29,918 I'd rather not. 730 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:44,299 Lovely presentation. 731 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,868 I'm so grown up. 732 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,271 This is the best birthday party ever. 733 01:01:49,273 --> 01:01:51,173 It was all your mom's idea. 734 01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:53,442 - Aperitif? 735 01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:56,478 -Happy birthday, loser. 736 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:05,887 Awesome! 737 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:07,055 It's vintage. 738 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,490 Thank you so much. 739 01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:12,060 Did you know my mom's going to get me an iguana? 740 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:14,463 After we move out of the motel. 741 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,066 You look pretty, sweetie. 742 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,770 To Talulah! 743 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:22,871 - Talulah! - Me! 744 01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:42,758 Almost perfect. 745 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,326 Aster, you're going to have to move faster 746 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:46,194 than that if you want to get anywhere. 747 01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:53,168 That's perfect. 748 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,472 Here's your present, Talulah. 749 01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,007 Thank you. 750 01:03:03,847 --> 01:03:05,347 These are legit. 751 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:08,517 You can come over and swim anytime you want. 752 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:10,018 Sweetie, come here. 753 01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:18,426 Cake? 754 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,365 You can have as much as you want. 755 01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:26,234 I spent the whole day cooking, and you want to eat a gross 756 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:29,171 grocery store cake? It's bad and it has chemicals. 757 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,440 -Bueno at least we know it's bad, Cierto? 758 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:34,042 No surprises. 759 01:03:41,552 --> 01:03:43,051 You know what? 760 01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:45,120 -We should go. -Mom, we just got here. 761 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:47,789 I know, honey, but this was a mistake. Let's go back to the motel, 762 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,257 we'll still have a really fun night. 763 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:51,026 I've done a lot for you and Talulah. 764 01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:52,127 For Craig, Cierto? 765 01:03:52,129 --> 01:03:53,528 I'm sure you were so comforting 766 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,430 while you were sneaking around behind my back. 767 01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:58,200 It's more complicated than that, as I'm sure you would know. 768 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:04,272 You know, as fucked up as this is, 769 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,107 I never would've known about you and Craig 770 01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:08,844 if you'd just stayed out of my life. 771 01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:10,345 You slept with Dad? 772 01:04:11,281 --> 01:04:13,114 That's who you've been seeing? 773 01:04:16,053 --> 01:04:19,154 -He needed me and I loved him. -You're not the victim here, Mom. 774 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:22,123 - What happened to us was an injustice. -It was ten years ago! 775 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,525 Wait, are you kidding? 776 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:26,261 You think I wanted to ruin your life? 777 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,433 - Is that why you did all this? - Am I supposed to be fine with everything 778 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:32,968 and not have any feelings? 779 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,903 Bueno, I am not a fucking saint! 780 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,579 Fuck! 781 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,914 Fucking cake! 782 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:47,148 I can't deal with this. 783 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:49,718 Aster, do not leave in the middle of a conversation. 784 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,287 Honey, will you go watch some TV for a little bit? 785 01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:54,189 -Let the adults talk. -Okay, so now 786 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:56,258 I'm too young to be in a conversation. 787 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,267 You know the worst part about this? 788 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,436 Being here. 789 01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:13,375 It started to feel like home. 790 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:22,317 Talulah! 791 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:31,393 Aren't you too young to be sitting up front? 792 01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:35,563 If you get killed by the airbag, it's not my fault. 793 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,144 Gone. 794 01:05:57,688 --> 01:06:00,989 -What'd you want? -I don't know. 795 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,691 Bueno, we didn't really have dinner. 796 01:06:03,727 --> 01:06:08,730 My God. Why are old people obsessed with phone calls? 797 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,674 I'm going to kill her. 798 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,213 Just give her some space, Cami. 799 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:33,621 At least it was memorable, as far as birthday parties go. 800 01:06:34,725 --> 01:06:36,024 Thanks. 801 01:06:40,030 --> 01:06:41,562 Dad always used to bring me here 802 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:42,998 whenever he'd come and visit. 803 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,034 He thought it was my favorite place. 804 01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:49,270 It was always super awkward. 805 01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:00,582 What's that? 806 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:02,584 It's Dad. 807 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:09,024 And you've been carrying this around? 808 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:14,029 And why? 809 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:18,800 You know that he's dead, Cierto? 810 01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:23,571 And you know being dead lasts forever? 811 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:32,414 I just wanted to... pretend for a while. 812 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,384 Yeah. 813 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,358 We should dump these. 814 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:57,572 Put your flashlight on. 815 01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:03,478 Come on, be careful. 816 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,746 Okay. 817 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,868 I don't know if this is legal. 818 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:35,143 I didn't want to have her. 819 01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:39,747 Talulah? 820 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:40,815 Yeah. 821 01:08:42,686 --> 01:08:47,422 I love her, but... God, it's a slog sometimes. 822 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,192 I almost killed Aster once. 823 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,461 Craig and I were going to this party, 824 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,330 and I was wearing these ridiculous high heels 825 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:56,898 and carrying her downstairs, 826 01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,234 and I fell. 827 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:04,906 She was so little. I don't know how I managed to hold onto her. 828 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:08,576 Still have a scar. 829 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:10,512 Yeah, but you didn't let her go. 830 01:09:12,883 --> 01:09:15,750 You probably could now though, if you wanted to. 831 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,854 Letting go is not my strong suit. 832 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,656 You don't say. 833 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:32,700 Would it be crazy if we just... called it even? 834 01:09:50,453 --> 01:09:51,686 Talulah. 835 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,956 Talulah, wake up. 836 01:09:58,195 --> 01:10:00,595 Maybe we should do it somewhere else. 837 01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:04,933 He drowned, so... 838 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:09,871 Yeah. 839 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:15,443 So what else did he like? 840 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:28,690 Ready? 841 01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:44,632 Talulah, 842 01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:50,705 Hey. 843 01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,578 - You're filthy. 844 01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:01,349 -Want to have a bath? Yeah. -Yeah. 845 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:26,040 I'm glad you're here. 846 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,112 Okay. 847 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,648 Been a little unhinged lately. 848 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,650 I mean, no offense. 849 01:12:35,652 --> 01:12:36,851 I don't know. 850 01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:40,855 Maybe I am unhinged. 851 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,795 I think I actually like you better that way. 852 01:13:19,829 --> 01:13:21,095 Mom? 853 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:32,740 Aster! 58087

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