All language subtitles for The Owl House s01e09_English

[boy] Behold.
The wonders of the human realm.

This little fellow is one
of their most valued objects.

It aids in the compiling
of printed wisdom,

the scratching of gunk
from under your nails,

and my favorite‐‐ It even mimics
the sounds of the human ocean.

[twangs]

Aah! The human realm.
So beautiful.

It's safe to say
that the pay‐per‐clorp

is a stunning testament
to human ingenuity.

Any questions?

Ah! Our newest member:
Mattholomule.

A‐Augustus is this what
the president of the Human
Appreciation Society

thinks passes
as "Human Artifacts"?

Because at my old school,
we had real treasures.

‐[girl gasps]
‐[gasps]

‐So real.
‐Wow!

I‐‐ I wanna
touch them.

Go ahead.

In my club, we didn't
have any dumb rules.

[gasps] Shh.
He didn't mean that.

‐Hey!
‐What?

[grunts]

Well, this isn't your club.
Thankfully.

Exactly, who thinks
I should be president?

‐[H.A.S. kids] I do!
‐Mattholomule for prez.

I'm an
undecided voter.

‐I wanna touch all
the objects first.
‐[mumbling]

These are fakes.

[girl gasps] What?

[stammers] You can't prove that.

[inhales]

You're just trying
to distract these
human appreciators.

You're afraid of
getting kicked out
of office.

It's your word
versus mine.

[mumbling]
I don't know what
to believe in anymore.

My faith in Gus
has been broken.

[thuds]

What if I brought in an expert?

Yeah, right. Who can you find
that's a bigger human expert
than any of us?

How about a real human?

‐[mumbling]
‐Why the secrets?

Show don't tell, man.

Yeah. Uh‐huh.

A‐And you've never brought
your friend here. Why?

Well, she's busy.
She's got a job.

But I'll bring her in tomorrow.
She'll prove I'm right.

[scoffs] Ah,
sure you will,
Augustus.

[Mattholomule] Sure you will.

Gus, I'd love to go
to school with you,

but I don't know
how I can.

[Luz] Principal Bump
banned me from Hexside.

But nothing.
Bump did you a favor.

There ain't nothing
for you at that
dweebus factory.

No offense, dweebus.

It's okay. I come
from a long line
of dweebuses.

[clattering]

Well, I would love
to go some day.

Better than unpacking boxes
in the Eda Coven.

Oh, you think
you're clever, huh?

Ohhh.

Fight, fight,
fight.

Can it, King.

First off, it's
the "Bad Girl Coven"

and second off,
I guess you don't
want in

on the T‐shirt order, huh?

[rock music playing]

I don't care
about T‐shirts, Eda.

I want to learn magic.

And they teach
that at Hexside.

I mean, yeah,
well, [grunts]‐‐

I don't wanna
hear another word
about Hexside,

unless it's Hexside
is on fire

and let's grab
front row seats.

[door closes]

Aw, look
what you did.

I've gotta go rub
it in. [grunts]

‐[King laughs]
‐[door opens]

‐[door closes]
‐[sighs]

L‐Luz, a‐about the ban,

I, uh, used my H. A. S.
presidential authority
to pull some strings.

You've been given
a full pardon.

You mean...

I got the ban lifted.

‐Holy gosh. Yes, yes, yes!
‐[grunting]

Of course I'll
be there tomorrow.

Gus, this will
be great.

I get to see the school
and save the president.

Great.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Yes! You did it, Gus!

♪ You did it, Gus ♪

♪ You're the smartest
You're the best ♪

[Hooty] Sweet moves,
little dude.

[yelps] I always
forget you're there.

I forget I'm here too.

Boop.

This is gonna work out
after all.

This isn't gonna work out
at all.

Well, I feel like
I took care of any
potential problems.

You lied
to our best friend

and told her you got
the ban lifted.

That seems like
a potential problem
to me.

You don't understand.

The members were going mad.
They were bloodthirsty.

They were touching objects.
I had no choice.

Really? What about
all the wanted posters
around school?

What wanted posters?

I also got this.
To keep her undercover.

Undercover from what?

[Luz squeals, mumbles]

Behold your new cowl.

Whoa. I love it.

[sniffs] On the Boiling Isles
new things smell old.

Yep. Put it on.
Hide your ears.
[chuckles]

Wanna keep you
under wraps till
the big reveal.

Oh, a showman. I totally get it.

You bring the razzle,
I'll bring the dazzle.

Do you always have
confetti on you or...

[screaming]

That's my alarm.
Uh, we better get going.

See you after school,
Willow.

Bye, friend.
Be safe.

[Luz] Make
good choices.

Oh, Gus.
I hope you know
what you're doing.

I'm trying to protect her.

Hexside chews up anything
you need and spits out
bland mush.

‐I chew insects.
‐[insects buzzing]

I turn them into mush.

But that's my beef.

Does she need to draw
her own conclusions?

My beef is insects.
They are what I eat.

You just gonna
be unhelpful, huh?

All I know is you taught me
and I turned out just fine.

[gagging]

‐[gagging continues]
‐I gotta get that girl
into school.

Whoa! [grunting]

‐Hey! Give that back!
‐[laughing]

Huh? Whoa!

[straining]

[sniffing] Trouble.

Huh? [grunts]

No! Detention!

The only thing
I'm guilty of
is being too real.

That's new.

Well, they kinda showed up
after your last visit.

[Gus] They smell trouble.
Literally.

Trouble.

[chuckles] Okay, time to run
for no particular reason.

‐[grunts]
‐[clattering]

[gasps, grunts]

Augustus, you should really
watch where you going.

Don't want the president
of the H. A. S. getting hurt
on his last day in office.

This must
be your human.
Hmm.

Looks like another
witchling to me.

Psst. Psst! Dazzle.

Oh. [trumpets] Ta‐da!

[gasps] A human!

Not just any human.
An expert human.

Yeah. I've been doing
this for years.

She's here to authenticate
your treasures.

See you at the meeting.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

They can't know I lied.

Then they'll never
make me president.

Huh?

[laughs] Ooh, Gus,
I have you now.

[wind howling]

Ugh. I had this
nightmare before.

As president of the H. A. S.,

I should feel bad about dunking
on one of our own members.

But as a Gus I feel
like doing this:

♪ Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, what, oh ♪

Wow! Who got the trophy
for the most bones?

[sniffs]

‐[pants]
‐Whoa!

We don't have time
for this right now.

We gotta get
to the clubroom.

Okay. But next time you have
to give me a full tour.

Yeah, next time. [laughs]

Ooh. It's the
abomination professor.

I should introduce myself.
Apologize for the incident.

Hey, Mr. Abomination Professor.

[Luz] The "abominominator."

Remember me? [roars]

Oh, wouldn't you know?

We certainly have time
for a full tour of Hexside.

Been quite a while
since I've sat here,
huh?

[chair squeaks]

I gotta admit it's extra weird
without you yelling at me

for picking fights
or stealing.

I can easily change that.

[Eda grunts] Ow!

What are you doing here, Edalyn?

[sniffs]

I want to‐‐ Prft!

I want to enroll my human,
Luz, at Hexside.

And before you get all judgy‐‐

That's not a bad idea.

You know good‐‐
Wait, really?

I think the student body
could learn a lot

from having such
an exchange student.

But before I even
consider that,

there's a lot
to be answered for.

[thuds]

[Eda] All right. Yeah.

I heard all about
that abomination incident.

Oh, I'm not talking about Luz.

I'm talking about the necrotic
experiments, the graffiti,

the scams, the cheating,
Miss Jenkinmeyer's teeth.

The trouble you caused
when you were here, Eda.

[thuds]

Huh. I thought
there'd be more.

This is where we play
the sport.

[screaming]

‐[screeching]
‐I hate this game!

‐[girl screams]
‐[horn blares]

[sniffing]

Ooh. What's in here?

[Gus] The Plant Homeroom.

[grunts, squeals]

[grunts, mumbling]

‐[laughs, gags]
‐[mumbling, grunts]

Willow, hey.

Hi.

Bye.

And this is where
I spend my time.

The Illusion Track Homeroom.

[mumbling]

[inhales deeply]

Wait, if you're here,

who is that?

That's one
of my illusions.

It takes notes for me
when I'm not around.

[gasps, laughs]

He doesn't always do
what he's told.

Wow, Gus. You're good.

Yeah. I moved up
a couple grades.

[screaming]

Oh! Time for
the H. A. S. meeting.

[all] Human, human!

Human, human!

Human Appreciation Society...

[twangs]

...it is my
distinct pleasure

to introduce
to you...

Oh!

[Gus] Luz, the human.

‐[squeals]
‐Such showmanship.

She's horrifying.

Luz, will you inspect
the items?

Of course, Mr. President.

Allow me to determine
if they're truly
of my realm's origin.

Stop!

‐[grunts]
‐[all gasp]

Don't make another move, human.

I have something to say.

I'm new here at Hexside.

M‐Making friends
has been hard so I lied.

‐They're all fakes.
‐[gasps]

I thought if I was
important enough
people would like me.

But I've caused enough drama.

So, I'll go. I'm sorry.

Hey, man. It's okay.
You're only human.

Well, you know
what I mean.

Mattholomule,
you aren't alone.

You have a place here
in the H. A. S.

‐You're not alone.
‐We admire your honesty.

‐You're one of us.
‐Thanks, guys.

I knew you'd understand.

[grunts] I don't wanna do this!

There's the whiny
rebel teen I remember.

You'll need this
to clean up all

the hexed graffiti
you left us.

Good luck.

Meh!

[grunts]

Thanks for coming.

Come back soon.

[mumbling]

Hey, Augustus, Luz,

thank you for being
so forgiving.

We've all been
the new kid before.

‐Right, Gus?
‐Yeah.

Well, I just have
one thing to say...

[door bangs open]

There she is!
She's the intruder.

[sniffing] Trouble.

No, it's fine.
The ban's been lifted.

Tell 'em, Gus.

[screams] Gus! Tell them.

Oh, who's the liar now,
Augustus?

[growls]
Maybe I've been
too hard on Gus.

[laughs]
I mean, what trouble
could they get into?

‐[Luz] Help!
‐Huh?

[Luz screams]

‐I don't even learn here.
‐Luz!

Where are you taking me?

Detention.

Oh. That won't be so bad, right?

‐[growling]
‐[screams]

I can't believe you two
fell for that.

Like I'd
actually apologize.

What did you do?

Ah, boo‐hoo. I'm sorry.
I am the new kid.
I want friends.

Ha! No. I want power.
And I want drama.

And I got one
of those right now.

So, what are you gonna do,
Mr. President?

Executive action.

Ow! [screams, rings]

But I didn't
pull the alarm.
It was Augustus.

[Mattholomule] Are you
even listening to me?

I demand justice.

[growling]

[both grunt]

‐Wait!
‐[growling]

Hey! Get me outta here.

Open up!
Luz.

Gus, you said
the ban was lifted.

Well, I‐‐

‐[rumbling]
‐[grunting]

‐[groaning]
‐[screams]

[shattering]

[groans]

[groans]

[strains] There.

The girls' changing room
is ghost‐free.

Are you ready to give up?

You've barely scratched
the surface.

[growls]

No, like this.

[gasps] Oh.

[chuckles] Wow.

Friendship is
the real magic.

They're just as bad as Luz.
She'd love it here.

All right.
What's next, Bumpikins?

[grunts]

‐[growling]
‐How is this detention?

This is a death sentence.

I don't know.
I've never been
in detention before.

Welcome to my world.

Believe it or not,
in my old school I was
in detention plenty of times.

That isn't hard to believe.
You're kind of a jerk.

Well, down in detention,
this jerk is king.

So, if you wanna get out,
you better do exactly
what I say.

But first,
before anything else,
we gotta‐‐

[yelps]

[grunts] Already?

[Mattholomule screams]

Mattholomule!

You lied to me.

You lied about
the ban. Why?

I was afraid.
I acted stupid.

Yes, you did.

Being younger
than everyone is hard.

You're overlooked.
Ignored.

But at the H. A. S.
I mattered.

I could make sure
no one would ever
get left behind.

I didn't wanna lose that.

I'm sorry.

I get it. I just wish
you told me the truth.

[snakes hissing]

[hissing]

Let me make it up
to you, Luz.
I've got a plan.

‐[hissing]
‐[yelps] Ya!

I'm in.
Where do we start?

By leaving no one behind.

‐[grunts]
‐[Luz screams]

[both grunt]

[Principal Bump]
You will be a good student.

I will be a good student.

[grunts, straining]

You know, it didn't taste
as bad as I thought it would.

Oh, you're a witch.
Do magic.

Oh, I'll use magic.

[squeaks]

Human magic.

[grunts]

Am I a good student?

[strains] Oh, gosh.
He's so little.

[hissing]

This is part
of the plan, right?

Or the illusion
of a plan.

[hissing]

[hissing]

A genius and a wordsmith.

[both grunting]

[both straining]

[hissing]

[grunts]

We're gonna have to
bust down the door.

Right behind you.

[hissing]

‐[both screaming]
‐[hissing]

[both screaming]

[straining]

[Eda] I washed off
all the graffiti.

Apologized to Jenkinmeyer
for stealing her teeth.

Caught all
the wild cerebi.
Ah, we should be good.

It will be very exciting
to have a real human
exchange student.

And you won't tell
the Emperor's Coven
about this, will you?

No. Hexside school
is safe for you both.

I'm the principal,
not a stooge.

Consider your pupil
our pupil.

[banging]

[both panting]

Eda?

Guess who got you
into Hexside?

‐What?
‐[hissing]

[screams]

Uh, sorry, Principal Bump.

Sir.

What did you do?

Ugh, kid.

To think that any student
of yours would be capable

of doing anything
but create chaos...

[Principal Bump] Eda,
take your student and leave.

You are both banned
from this campus.

[grunts] Come on, kid.

Let's go.

Wait, Principal Bump.
Don't blame Luz.

I told her
the ban was lifted.

We were fighting over the
Human Appreciation Society.

I brought Luz in
because I wanted to win.

This is all my fault.

If that's so, Augustus,

would you be willing
to accept her punishment
as your own?

Yes, Principal Bump.
I would.

‐Huh. Dang, dweebus.
‐Very well.

In light of that,
barring any more trouble,
you shall officially

‐be enrolled in Hexside School
next semester.
‐[gasps]

Uh, hold on. Hold on.

I'm only doing this
because I have faith
in you.

And I know you're too smart

to fall for that
One‐Witch, One‐Coven nonsense.

You can learn a lot
from the witches here.

And maybe teach them some of
that Bad Girl Coven magic too.

I didn't hear that.

As for you,
I would be saying
detention right now

but that seems
to be out of order.

So, as of now,
I'm removing you

from the Human
Appreciation Society.

Does that make
me president?

Impressive. Still alive.

‐Yes, I suppose you are.
‐[clatters]

Yes!

Now, with that
accomplished,

Eda, we have
some paperwork
to fill out.

Wait! I gotta
do more stuff?
Ugh!

You better enjoy
this place, kid.

Wanna finish off that tour?

I can show you guys
what plants not to touch
in the greenhouse.

And then I can let
you touch them.

Yeah!

Let's go.

[all laughing]

Hey! Wait. Take me.
I'm your president.

Oh. Come on.

♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no
Yeah ♪

♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Ooh‐oh‐ooh‐oh‐ooh
Ooh, yeah ♪

Wow! Bump was not exaggerating.
You were a terrible student.