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- Tong. - Yes Master.

Today I complete 168 years and this was ...

possible thanks to the "elixir of life".

Source of life and youth.

Bring me the elixir of life ...

and let me drink it.

Your face is familiar.

Now I will drink the elixir of life.

All will be witnesses ...

of the eighth wonder of the world.

You spilled uselessly my life.

Pity, master, pity!

Ismail, torture him. Bury it alive on the hill of purple ants.

And cut your left ear

like Van Gogh.

- Yes, Fu Manchu. - Yes, Fu Manchu.

We only have 6 months to gather the most precious and secret ...

ingredients of the world.

Those who will compose my new elixir of life.

Guards, start training. immediately.

They will strengthen their muscles, leave us strong as iron.

Meanwhile, I'll plan the robberies most daring of all time.

We do not have a moment to lose. Go, train hard!

No smoking, at nine o'clock in bed, cancel the commitments

of the weekend. We will go to Washington and London tonight.

We will travel first class.

But before,

I must think of a good title.

THE DIABOLICAL PLAN OF THE DOC MAN FU

WASHINGTON CAPITAL. AROUND 1933

Exposure of workers of Leningrad ...

shows various aspects of life the Russian people and communism.

The engineering session. As a sign of social progress,

we will see several examples of Soviet appliances.

Then we will admire the diamond Star of Leningrad.

Next, we will examine our wallpapers.

Take note of our ultramodern household machinery.

All original Soviet inventions. Over here, please.

Admire this Soviet conquest.

The star of Leningrad is one of pairs of more perfect stones ...

which man knows.

His sister was a gift from the Czar Nicolai to his cousin,

King George V of England.

known as the diamond of King George V.

And it's stored in London. The two diamonds are identical,

both the carat number as in their quality.

LONDON, TAMB M AROUND 1933

METROPOLITAN POLICE SCOTLAND YARD

Keep the change.

Yes, right. It's all right. Bring some ch .

The FBI men are here.

- Well, I hope you like ch . - Why?

Because this is over will be a shower of infusions.

I do not like it, I do not like it at all.

I do not like it either, man, I do not like it. I do not like it at all.

I already said that. Do not repeat my phrases and stop calling me uncle.

Sorry, Uncle.

Oh, Chris, I'm Avery's commission, And you must be ...

Giuseppe Capone.

Federal Bureau of Investigation. They call me Joe.

This is my assistant, Peter Williams. - Much pleasure.

This is my assistant, Detective. Inspector Tabs.

- How are you? - Very well, thank you.

It's a pleasure to be here. - It's a pleasure to meet you.

"Is it always this bad weather around here?" - No, there are lighter days every year.

"Will you sit down, gentlemen?" - Thank you.

- Robert, serve the ch . - Here comes the tea.

I think you have in very delicate situation.

Delicate? We have a mess, Commissar.

A real mess.

The Russians were furious with this diamond swipe.

Yes, they are all annoying.

They mobilized the entire FBI trying to solve this.

- Show the evidence. - It's fine.

J. Edgar Hoover needs of your help.

Yes very interesting.

Shi Fang, the most diabolical ...

secret eastern organization of the world.

- Do you know her? - Indeed.

Our Superintendent Nayland Smith, a legend in Scotland Yard.

Of course, Nayland Smith, that's it. The man we came to see.

Unfortunately he was caught by Shi Fang.

Poor man, he was never the same again.

Hoover considered him the greatest authority in Chinese criminology around the world.

I think he's already retired. It will not be more useful to you.

Retired? So come on withdraw him from his retirement.

"Your lemonade, sir." - Thank you.

- What a beautiful day. - For the water reservoirs, yes.

- Thank you, Perkins. "Thank you, sir."

We have to find a big lake

- With a call near him? - Yes. How do you know?

"Because you must have a shadow." - Hurry up, pedal!

It must be in some, place here.

They do not have the address, a map, or something?

The maps are for the rivers. We're looking for a lake.

Uncle, listen.

he, I knew, I knew! Him

Ol , Nayland!

- Hello. - Who?

- I know that voice. Who? Roger Avery.

I came with two friends, of America.

Avery, my dear Avery!

You're very white, What did you do?

In a Scotland Yard office, in the shadow.

In the shadow of Scotland Yard? In your office?

Now I see him more black, almost like Aga Khan.

"How are you?" "Tell me, Nayland, how are you?"

- Are you okay? - Yes, yes, I'll take it.

- I do not need a guide any more. - I'm very happy.

This lawn mower is more useful than you can imagine.

Become a species of friend.

It's been a long time since you I saw Robert, did not I?

Little Robert, how are you? Look how much you've grown!

And you continue, the same.

I present you two agents countries.

Let's go. Wait.

Peter Williams and Joe Capone, of the FBI.

- Charmed. - How do you do?

It's a pleasure to meet you. From the FBI?

Speaking of the FBI, I remembered ...

J. Edgar Hoover.

On one occasion I gave you a small service, ending ...

with the Tong War in San Francisco.

When I sing this song, I'm going to my memory

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy and Jeannette McDonald.

Superintendent, we bring a special mission.

- Do you mind if we get to the point? "How much do you mean?"

I even talked to him president of United States.

Said? And what did he say?

Well, he started unceremoniously saying, 'Hello, Avery's commission.'

I believe so, call from Washington just to say ...

"Oh, Avery's commission." I mean, him to your friend?

No, he started with "Ol , Avery commission",

and then tried to expose subjects ...

of utmost urgency and seriousness.

We are in the middle of an incident internationally highly explosive.

The main treasure of the Russian state, the diamond of Leningrad,

was stolen while exposed in a Washington museum.

My boss, Hoover, has a hunch. of which were the Chinese.

Take this, Robert. Be kind.

Tell me, Mr. Capone, tell me.

Why did you guys? suspect the Chinese?

Because of this card, sir. We also have photos of the robbery.

Yes, I suggest we go in ...

to take a ch .

Perkins, these two gentlemen are from San Francisco.

- From America. "We came from Washington, DC.

What I was saying. You know Sir Avery, of course.

Yes, of course I do.

Yes, you have any. photo or something that identifies them?

You have a very, very place. beautiful here.

It's very nice indeed.

- Beautiful collection of butterflies. "We have many interesting items.

Oh, photographs of the robbery. Perfect.

Do you like milk or lemon?

- I prefer coffee. - We do not have coffee here, sir.

Why do not you try a Land Shampson?

- What the hell is that? - Ch Chin s, sir.

- What do the Chinese take? - When they have nothing else.

Yes Yes.

If you want to accommodate better.

And you, over there.

Very clever. Yes.

Yes Yes Yes Yes.

Yes.

Without a doubt, it's about a work of Shi Fang, gentlemen.

The spider got the diamond with their hairy paws.

"A spider stole the diamond?" - Yes Yes Yes.

A mechanical spider, made by The only man in the world ...

capable of such a feat. The traitor Fu Manchu.

God of heaven, Nayland!

- Careful, it can sting you. - No, no.

the last play of Fu Manchu's perverse mind.

the souvenir of Fu which I most appreciate.

This bug followed me 500 miles, Nile above,

Until I corner her. against a pyramid.

Here we go.

Sorry, I found which was real.

Robert, do you think we'll stay? sitting here so calm

if it were true? Sit down. What an idiot.

Perkins, sweep it. I'll see if I can fix it.

- Please do not lose a screw. Thank you.

Look what the past has with the present?

If the files do not lie, Fu Manchu died in 1890.

If he died in 1890, he must, assuming to live today, to have ...

- 168 years. - Exactly.

"Perkins, I serve ch . "Very well, sir."

"What did you say, Mr. Capone?" - He said he would be 168 years old.

- And you're alive? - Yes.

It is very likely that he is alive. with 168 years, Mr. Capone.

When I retired, it was committed three seemingly unconnected robberies.

The diamond disappeared japanese imperial

They robbed the gene of yeti in the museum of Zagreb.

And, lastly, the diamond regent of the Balkans evaporated.

They all form the ingredients of an elixir of life.

What is this?

The elixir of life? The dream of the man to achieve eternal youth.

- A fantastic mix. - They're fairy tales.

I used to read it under the covers. Nonsense.

For you they can be silly, but for me, the elixir of life ...

an esoteric science.

Now only Fu Manchu and I share it.

We are soul mates according to Chinese philosophy.

He is evil, and I am good. He does, and I do not.

- He's ying, I'm the yang. "Nayland, you think too much.

To think it is not healthy. In Scotland Yard we recommend not to do this.

Look at Robert, he barks. Why do not you go back to London?

Help us.

Yes, I expected that.

I knew that you would come, sooner or later.

- Is everything packed? - Yes sir. Everything packaged.

BRITISH MUSEUM

One moment, where are you going?

We are from British society of restaurateurs and we came ...

by the Mulmulpelmul motto.

Do you want to see the authorization?

In the eg pcia room, at the end of the hallway.

Let's bring it again when ...

the society of restorers to ensure ...

that the media is not false.

I am happy to take you to Mulmul, She gave me shivers.

The Star, the News, the Standar, read the latest news.

Thank you Madam. Theft of the British museum.

A mummy disappeared.

In Washington, understand? A diamond.

Museum Joe Stalin, a diamond. For Joe Stalin.

"I'm glad Nayland is here." - Yes, he's in the library.

Commissary, it carries its cutter of grass for every place?

Apparently. Since he was tortured ...

by Shi Fang, it seems that needs support.

Fu Manchu. Fu Manchu. He also blesses you.

- Italian. - Yes.

I'll call again. There is an infernal noise.

He is with a problem with their canaries.

Good morning, Nayland.

Take a look at this. Was found in the museum after yesterday's robbery.

Hey, so Shi Fang also disturbs you, does not it?

Nayland, you do not think it's strange Shi Fang steal Mulmul's m ...

what is the least valuable of all?

Yes.

- Tell me, Mr. Capon ... - Capone, sir.

Yes, of course, Capone, I'm sorry. Do you happen to know ...

the exact weight of the Star of Leningrad?

"Yes, sir, Pete. - 75.75 carats. Of the Ural mountains.

75.75 carats.

Your girl is here in London. It's called the King's Diamond ...

- Jorge V. - Yes Yes.

Yes? Yes.

That's the secret.

Fu Manchu sold out of your life's elixir ...

and looking for ingredients to manufacture more.

He needs exactly of 151.50 carats ...

of yellow diamond for its formula,

what exactly is the weight of the Leningrad Star,

joined to the Jorge V diamond.

Now they want our diamond, right? Well, they'll see what's good.

"Where is he specifically located?" - In the Tower of London.

Quite frankly, your concern Surprise me, dear Roger.

We have the best security here in the Tower.

With our robust guard of soldiers,

not even a soulless army would dare to enter here.

No excessive worries.

In addition, Americans and Russians are involved.

Do not you think we should talk a little about it?

If this is your wish.

Look, why not? Did we discuss this lunch?

I know a splendid one. restaurant just around the corner.

- French? - No.

- Chinese. "Do you like Chinese food, sir?"

No.

This torture for you, Pacha Fu?

Yes. I had the idea ...

in the Sing Sing prison in America.

something very primitive. Electromagnetic energy.

But it can keep me going. A few more days until ...

the diamond Jorge V is mine.

Come on, turn on the chain.

Hi, boys.

- I see you do not use the chopsticks. - No. I get little food from them.

Look, I do not think so. that Fu Manchu will commit ...

the stumbling block of stealing Jorge V.

- It's not your style. - What do you mean?

I think he will kidnap your majesties and will keep them as refns ...

forcing the government to deliver the diamond.

I do not like it, I do not like it, man. I do not like it at all.

Calm down, Calm down, calm down.

Your majesties will be protected all the time.

This Chinese is 168 years old, and, in the However, it has a lot of experience.

It's very easy. Very easy.

Let's look for two people who they looked like the king and queen.

But there is someone who resembles with the king and the queen?

Yes. In the Times, page 11, court diary

L says your majesties will watch various pieces.

Understood, you want to put dubl ems in their places.

No, no baits. Baits, baits.

So that the enemy goes out into the open.

Thus, in this way, we will capture Fu Manchu ...

and we will recover the yellow diamond for you.

Nayland, if you do, it will be an Englishman with a couple of balls. Excuse me.

And you're vulgar, but thanks.

I do not know anyone who he was so much like his majesty.

According to the protocol, they will have to be recruited from the members ...

of the police body.

We could examine a Bunch them all at once.

- In theater. - What do you mean?

You, of the police, could organize auditions,

- like on Broadway. "Yes, we will examine the girls."

Examine girls! It would be exciting!

We will examine several girls, I mean, vigorous agents.

We will organize auditions for police officers.

Of course, but they should be healthy.

Then we have to agent Vera Royce.

She is doing very well, but,

the queen knows how to walk unicycle like this?

I do not think anything like that with this photo.

You're right, I do not think the queen knows in such a business.

We've seen enough. Thank you very much, Officer.

Robert, the next one.

Agent Alice, Alice Rage.

"She plays it very well, does not she?" - She's the best we've seen.

And they look quite healthy.

Must have muscles harder than a cow.

Very good, very good. Angry.

Now ... I'll show you one selection of my musical numbers.

On the good Lollipop ship.

a sweet journey to a candy store

Where bonbons ring

On the sunny beach of Horta Bay.

The lemonade is everywhere

A lot of sweet popcorn with peanut fills the air

And you're anchored happily on a candy bar.

On the good Lollipop ship.

a night trip in bed, you jump

And you dream about Good Lollipop Ship.

Magnificent, excellent! Thank you very much for your interpretation.

Work for you, Agent Rage.

His Majesty, Queen Mary, visit the botanical garden

of Cube, tomorrow morning.

It will be presented with a commemorative parchment for your ...

British botnica support.

You will also see rare examples ...

never displayed until today.

Ou a, Wretch,

Are not you a little tired?

When it opens,

expels a g s of sweet aroma,

but very anesthetic.

Watch out!

If you breathe this air ...

will be unconscious instantly,

and will not recover until ...

after 48 hours, you know that?

Place the muzzle on this plant so you do not wear yourself

see you tomorrow, eleven o'clock Morning in a convenient place.

I think it's going to be all right, Robert. Our men are ready.

If your majesty wishes stop a second,

I prepared a speech on behalf of the company.

Majesty on behalf of society British botanists,

I'll give you the following parchment commemorative to stand ...

- that you lend to British botany. - Thanks. Thanks.

A big pleasure for me accept this honor.

Since very small, one of mine

big loves are flowers.

What brings me to remember the cultivation ...

from my secret Sandygahm Garden,

when Forsthyke, our gardener ...

He was going to give me ...

their little ones ...

g s, g s!

Nayland Smith ... Are you sure it was Smith?

- Yes, master, himself. - It was him, was it?

Then my old enemy came back. And we have very little time.

You must defeat Smith. He's very smart and dangerous.

Only Fu Manchu could create such ...

diabolical mutation.

Lon Chaney would be surprised. "What's the next trick?"

Robert.

If memory does not fool me, this week his majesties ...

I'll go to dinner at the city hall and, then watch a debut ...

in theater. In theater! Maybe that's where the danger will be.

Why not? Avery's office.

Your Majesty, I will call you.

Uncle, the King!

King!

Good night, Your Majesty. Avery talking.

As it seems that you did not take note of my protocol,

I'm calling in person to Inform you that the queen and I ...

we refuse to proceed with this detective novel farce,

and we are not willing to lose the premiere in the theater.

I understand, Your Majesty. Goodbye, Your Majesty.

I do not like it, I do not like it at all.

Robert, I do not want heard a word from you.

Come on!

Your Majesty, I say, miss. Williams, have the kindness,

A chair for the agent. I'm happy to have you here,

because we wanted to talk about your work.

Yes, Avery. Yes, we love our work.

Splendid, it happens I do not think so ...

you will be able to represent the queen tomorrow ...

At night, majesty ... I mean, officer.

We were so excited to go to the show.

- We love theater, commissary. "Of course, but there was a change of plans.

I received a call from the palace, I just spoke with the King.

It means that my job is not it satisfying?

- No, I do not, miss. - Do not say that.

His work was entirely satisfactory.

Simply Your Majesties decided to be present tomorrow.

- Got it. "But there are other plans.

Plans that will require the entire his skill as a police officer.

Yes sir.

And to the last milligram of your magnificent talent as an actress.

In this case, I give my consent.

Look, there's a bastard. infiltrated the orchestra.

- It's not a flute, it's a blowpipe. - Clear.

"He's putting a dart in it." - Yes.

I just found another Chinese among the public.

At where?

If Fu Manchu told him to suck instead of blowing,

Maybe we'll have a good chance.

Yes.

"Well, what shall we do now?" - Anything.

- I'll fall like flies. - Very well.

Look, there's a dress of maid.

He is in a good position to the murder.

- Let's get it. - No, no, no.

Weapons no, please. Not here.

We were going to ruin the decor, We will not do this.

God of heaven. Two of them. The Chinese are on stage.

Yes, that's right. Right.

Perfect.

The majesties are coming.

Five Georges V and five Mary queens.

Nayland Smith attacks. It's good news.

Why good news, master?

Because I'm not in the right conditions. of receiving more news.

I'll give a ticket of 1000 yen for each one.

"But you did not pay us, master." "I'll pay, for you to pay the fine."

Well, let's go to the next step.

Are you kidding?

Perkins.

Perkins!

That yellow thing He took it for pleasure.

Without her, you're a dead man. Guards!

What is your wish, master?

You can not fool me with this. cinematographic trick

Where does the queen go? next week?

She's going to buy antiques in a store. near Windsor Castle.

The antiquary is very famous, master. She always visits him.

- Who? - Charles Rotten.

Master, you're just like Rotten.

The lawnmower It's an inconvenience.

I wish Nayland was here.

You have to admit, I warned you. that he was a little unstable.

He's a little strange,

but they have done effective work until now.

I need a load, fast.

A load.

Now!

Press.

- Safe. What a relief. - Yes Master.

I had no idea that the domestic current ...

was so stimulating.

Master, the queen, it's coming

Remember.

No oversights this time.

No, master.

I do not need to go with me, Betser.

I know Mr. Rotten. years ago

My instructions are no. separate me from your majesty.

Sassy! Keep away!

"Good afternoon, Your Majesty. - Good afternoon, Mr. Rotten.

How are you?

Much better for you, ma'am.

Before presenting my cole ...

The only one of Chinese jades,

I can humbly suggest that ...

see some rare carpets ...

that I just received of eastern Arbia.

New carpets! Must be very interesting.

"What the hell is going on?" "The queen would not let me in."

You left her alone?

This actress believes a real cousin, sir.

This rug from the sixteenth century, possibly...

be the most exotic that you have already seen.

Yes, it's very picturesque.

Yes, it is based on extracted dyes of the oripterotos knee ...

East Africa, in accordance with with the finest tradition.

Master, quick, come on.

A real spring roll.

Master, master!

- Pull the door, idiot. - I can 't.

Open, open the door.

Just a moment! We're going, Alice, we're leaving.

That's better. Unroll the queen.

I was suffocating here inside.

Do not fear, Your Majesty. You would never suffocate,

there were several holes of traits on this rug.

You're safe with me.

- And who do you think I am? "I am the emperor of Shi Fang.

Great master of the 7 s is. Graduated from the University of Medicine ...

of Indiana. Doctor of Philosophy, Theology ...

and veterinary medicine. I'm Dr. Fu Manchu.

I'm not your majesty, the queen. I'm Alice Rage, police officer ...

and you are all detained.

What? Another fake queen!

Curse you, Nayland Smith!

I did not know they used creatures. So fantastic at Scotland Yard.

Come on, let's sit down and talk ...

as civilized people.

Tell me baby, can I? offer you a bit of ...

- What's this? - It's a rare Chinese wine.

This one of the harvest of 1812.

But I must warn you, of those addictive.

100 percent pure but, very pleasurable.

Oh, lovely.

Well, for its beauty, his bravery and his health.

Dr. Fu Manchu, I should let you know what what you talking about may be

used against you in a court of justice.

Honey, make yourself comfortable.

- Make yourself comfortable. Said

Liked?

It's wonderful.

Can I ask you a favor? Do not call me Fu Manchu.

Call me Fred, Fred was as they called me in Eton.

"Were you in Eton?" - Yes, many years ago.

There were many, many years ago I was running a laundry room.

Eton stickers.

- A little bit more? - I would not say no.

Why do not we finish the bottle?

After all, as they usually speak in the navy,

there is only one way forward.

My baby, you must have some bigger ambition.

You do not want to be a police officer. for the rest of your life.

Oh, whats the funniest one, and you must know this,

I have a great desire to dedicate myself to the stage.

- The stage? - Yes.

My aspiration is to sing, dance, and I play a little sax as well.

My big dream make musicals.

Musicals?

Did you know that musicals It's my pleasure ...

since I was young.

Do you know any of those old songs?

I know many.

My favorite "Daddy get a tie."

Daddy buy a tie, I know very well!

My dear, if I dared to accompany her ...

on the strong piano, you would have to goodness to interpret it for me?

With great pleasure, Fred, Sorry, Dr. Fred.

I love it, I love it, let's have fun.

- We'll see, what's the tone? - B flat.

B flat, what a subtle note, worthy and not presumptuous.

a dry note.

Dad did not want me buy a puppy!

Dad did not want me buy a puppy!

I have a kitten and I really like it

But I'd rather have a puppy

Dad did not want me buy a puppy!

Puppy!

Dad did not want me buy a puppy!

Puppy!

I have a kitten

And I really like it

But I'd rather have a puppy

It is said that Sir Nules Thudd, the man who keeps ...

the diamond Jorge V, is eating endlessly

in my restaurant.

- Is that one of my garons? - Yes Master.

Everyone looks the same to me. Take him, put him in the kitchen!

Do you go to the sauna and bring one of my new saxophones ...

- of platinum. - Oh, for me?

I will not make you wait a minute.

Then this is Sir Nules Thudd. You're eating like a pig.

He would be unable to save something.

Much less the crown jewels.

I will invent a new torture for fat,

and there will be no possible defense.

Make Sir Nules Thudd visit my good friend,

Dr. Arnold Wretch, specialist in obese people.

Yes Master.

I suppose I should be thinking I'm too old ...

to such a creature radiant as you are.

- How old are you? - I 'm 168.

Oh, that does not matter.

Anyway, Fred, s old who feels old.

Alice stay with me and be my queen.

You will have servants who will attend all your needs.

You will have massages with everything the type of oils.

He shall bathe himself in the milk of an ass.

You'll have everything your heart has always wanted.

Oh, Fred ...

I hope you're not trying to take take advantage of me because

"I could fall in love with you." - I'll give you my word.

- Play the saxophone for me, Alice. - For sure.

Oh, no. I can not play the saxophone. disguised as Queen Mary.

- I mean, that would be cheating. - How unlucky.

But, wherever I can take the dress?

Oh yeah.

Yes, come with me.

Do not worry about me. I'm just a poor old man.

There is nothing else ...

that you want to take away?

Just my bogeyman.

It's still hot!

SPECIALIST IN OBESITY

The cause of this disease ...

A lot of food Chinese

This is terrible. I'm addicted to Chinese food.

Is there any chance of survive?

Maybe, but only if you ...

undergoing a rigid diet.

- And special exercises. - That will work?

Do you have a remote? possibility, if, repeat,

if you combine diet ...

with long walks through the hills.

Let's say in Wimbledon, for example.

If walking on wooden legs 10 kilometers per day,

"Maybe I'll survive." - I will do.

I will do what you I want to, but I do not have ...

no idea how walk with stick legs.

Start with the dragon.

This is a private buffet. It is not open to the public.

It's my private chin s buffet. I am Lady Warrington.

Please let me just see. I promise not to touch anything.

- I just want to look. - It's all right.

Well, I guess one peek. it will not hurt.

In all my life I had not seen nothing so devastating,

Such a luxurious, so tempting.

Pekingese fish.

Note the spicy mustard and the plum sauce.

You want me to show you everything?

Would you like to see the best part?

Yes please. Yes, I want to see everything.

You can see what you want, but it should not touch.

Duck, I love you, duck, you have to be mine, I can not live without you.

- There's a way, you know that? - A way? Tell me which one.

Come with me. And I will introduce you to most famous Chinese food taster ...

- from London. Mr. Fu. - Mr. Fu?

This Mr. Fu.

My congratulations, sir. My parabens.

It seems to me that you want ...

make a deal.

Yes Yes Yes, without doubt.

I understand your ...

sia, perfectly.

My sister ...

the color yellow.

Did you know?

Yes, of course, I understand that.

For all my life I wished ...

contemplate for a moment,

the most beautiful yellow and more transparent,

the diamond of King George V.

No, not that. That's not it.

But my request So small.

I ... I'm getting over it.

You know that if this is discovered, I'll have to leave ...

- from the disguised country? - Do not worry about it.

Mr. Fu has restaurants Chinese people all over the world.

But if you do not leave us see the diamond,

you will never see a mess in your life.

- Who? - The keys.

- What keys? - The keys of King George V.

Who is the keeper of the keys? of King George V?

I am the healer of the keys of His Majesty King George V.

Open the grill, sergeant, and you can examine my face.

What face do you guarantee that I'll see if I open the grid?

The face of the healer of the king's keys.

Come on, sergeant, You know who I am.

You know my voice.

I am Sir Nules.

- Yes, it's your face, Sir Nules. - Of course.

You interrupted the ceremony, We have to start over.

Sergeant, you did not notice. Am I trying to save time?

I brought some friends who want see the diamond of King George V.

Except for you, why? Are you all dressed as a paratrooper?

They're Chinese, right?

No. of our account Find out, Sergeant.

It's fine. We will begin with "All is well", "God save the King",

"Hooray, hurray." Do not exclude anything, otherwise.

We would convert the ceremony in a farce.

Everything is fine. God save the King. Hurray, hurray.

Everything is fine. God save the King. Hurray, hurray.

Get inside the camera. Leave the doors open.

Sorry, sir. O Shi Fang returned his lawn mower.

- Yeah, I dreamed about that. - Your joy, sir.

She is with us again. We are the dynamic trio,

so saying.

Extra, extra! Read the latest news.

The crown jewels disappeared from the Tower of London.

Famous diamond gone!

I'll have to leave the country.

I'll take my dick legs with me.

When Roosevelt learns of this, he will be possessed.

He's going to stay what?

Will kick my back on the street.

we will be very upset.

I did not like it. I do not I did not like it one bit.

The boss of the reds wants the Diamond King George above all else.

I'm talking, this guy You're very upset.

What do you suggest, Robert?

That I do not like anything, I do not like it at all.

Nules, I have nothing more to say, It's all your fault.

They promised me that only they wanted to see the diamond.

Yes? Doctor, what?

Fu or what? Manchu?

Nayland, Dr. Fu Manchu, for you.

Smith talking.

How will I know that you do not? an impostor?

You know me and you know that I'm not an impostor.

- Where are you, Fu? - Flying over Turkey.

I go to the only place where You'll never find me.

We want the crown jewels, Fu.

Do you want the crown jewels? The rice that left over from yesterday, what you will have.

- There is something you should know, doctor. - There is something you should know.

Now I have the means to to seize the whole world.

I think it's time to we go to the field.

- What field? - Soon you will see.

Perkins, what a joy to see you, Are you okay?

Yes, sir, I missed you. I came back from London earlier.

It's all ready to take off.

Yes, we will be in the air, immediately.

Are you crazy, Nayland? As well, in the air.

- This house is 400 years old. - Yeah, that's right.

We will soon take off on persecution of Fu Manchu.

We will arrive in the Himalayas in the matter of hours.

Perkins, do your honors. "Very well, sir."

Gentlemen, before we take off, follow take my advice and sit down.

The trip can be turbulent

Try grabbing something.

Holding onto something, yes.

Perkins, start to inflate.

Trigger periscope.

Perisc pio fired, sir.

Which way, sir?

Set course. East to northwest.

Course defined. East to the northwest, sir.

Release the ballast.

Yes sir.

Ballast released, sir.

You idiots! You overthrew the master.

Excuse me, master.

It's okay, my love. I survived worse than this.

- Perkins? - I'm coming, sir.

What is this, a species of secret compartment?

- It's a priest's hole. - Father or what?

A priest's hole, sir.

A cache used by Catholic parents in the 17th century ...

when they were persecuted by Protestant soldiers.

- Very useful. "It sounds small for a priest."

They were small at that time.

What's wrong, my love? What's wrong?

One of the ingredients defective.

- It can not be! - !

It was Nayland Smith, he deceived me again!

Fu Pacha, English house is over to land on the baseball field!

Praised be the first Shin. Get him straight away.

It's the only way, Bring it here.

"Start the assault on Smith." - Yes Master.

But beware, do not kill him. We want him alive.

- High? - He's flying high.

Deflate, Perkins.

We should not eliminate possibilities to escape ...

from this damn place.

Yes, sir, every precaution when you are abroad.

I think I'm seeing someone coming.

Someone? It's an army!

This, Uncle. End of the year.

Calm down, boy, calm down. Oh my God.

Ready, Aim, fire!

- Weasels. They are asking. - No, no, no. Do not shoot.

Nayland! What's the matter with you?

These guys are not playing. They'll kill you.

- Are you surrendering? - I do not want them to destroy my house.

Anyway, I'm not giving up.

I think the battle just started.

Take me to Fu Manchu!

I think we need talk.

He forgot his shirt, Go get a cold.

It is not cooled it worries me

Do not die, Fred. I love you.

Ismail will not let me.

But only if I know which one ...

of the ingredients is defective.

Stay by my side agent Rage.

I would not approach you or who was the last man in the world.

I understand.

Yes.

You're bad, Fu. Not just physically.

But morally.

Morally? What do u What do you mean morally?

You told Sir Nules that only wanted to see the diamond Jorge V.

And instead, you stole it. Or thought of stealing.

So it was the diamond English or the false.

Yes, you must have duplicated it. I want the real one, where is he?

Well, it's hidden in the hole of the priest.

You dirty beast.

Where are the jewels? of the crown, Fu?

Buried under an orchestra Burmese woman devouring men.

- What an original. "Come on, Smith, we'll make a deal.

I give you the crown jewels, And you give me the diamond.

No.

- I do not have a choice. - Tong.

Tong, take this to Ismail. Quick, very fast.

Ismail! Ismail, the diamond.

My love, I have than going to the lab.

I really want to go to the lab.

Look, Uncle, this is not majestic?

What nonsense, no comparison with the food department.

- One moment, is not Nayland? - Ah yes. Hi, Nayland.

I think we should register I do not think so

Turn everything upside down. Did you bring the search warrant?

Robert, you know what I like to do. things properly.

- Sorry, Uncle. "Too late, Roger.

I had no alternative to not be giving the diamond in return ...

- to save our skins. "Of course."

Of course, we understand. But do not worry,

in the report I will put that does not sound bad,

what are friends for?

Fu took the diamond to your laboratory.

God knows what will happen.

I feel fantastic.

Nayland.

My love, be kind and share ...

the gifts among these gentlemen.

Dr. Fu Manchu, through the kindness of his generous heart,

decided to temporarily suspend what has been called ...

politics of depravity and evil of Shi Fang.

And in order to exalt and illustrate the real character of this ...

oriental genius, we will proceed distributing some gifts.

Avery, the jewels of the crown of England.

They look beautiful to me.

Agent Rage, Your Majesties they will be delighted.

I had seen it from afar and, clear, under a glass,

but he had never touched them.

Mr. Capone, the Star of Leningrad.

The Leningrad Star? The truth?

No one will notice the difference. Not even the Russians.

- What do you think? - Beautiful.

- What a pain. - I also liked it.

You were the only adversary ...

that I had in my life.

But I hated you, Fu. God, how I hated you.

Yes, these were good times, and we can live them again.

We can start all over again.

Here, take this.

I know you're one. man of the word.

And you must promise me that will not taste a drop ...

from the elixir of life until his return to London.

Is this a diabolical joke, Fu?

No, but you will have to face the invention. most devastating yet conceived.

I'm warning you. you will be helpless.

Totally impotent.

I understand. I understand.

Well, this is so terrible, maybe you can give me a clue ...

so that I know what I'll have to face it.

Why do not you talk to others ...

and prepare to be annihilated?

- Annihilated? - Yes.

I doubt you will succeed. If I were you, I'd go up the elevator.

These stairs can be very tiring for an old man.

Good!

What the hell is going on, Nayland?

What happened?

I'm not sure, Roger.

Apparently we will be annihilated.

As? Annihilated?

- Let's go! - That's it.

You will find yourself impotent. Totally impotent.

From San Francisco to Beijing

Conf ncio says: This face to the king

The police tell you: Be nice

And Fu Noo fry this rice

and lives so long, I can not fool myself.

Shake you when sing this song

Rock Fu Rock Fu

Fu music

Rock Fu Rock Fu

Fu music

Rock Fu, face Rock Fu, face

Fu music

My weapon will sweep you

If you do not love spin and scream ...

Luntico, poor, demented, ignorant.

You got along well this time, Fu.

Subtitles: Mr. Mojo Review: Kilo