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Sir
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坐下来
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今天这样的气氛，召集大家到来开会
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是和你们商量一件非常重要的事
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我们的第一号卧底“沈胜衣”
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已经壮烈牺牲了
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不过他留下一件很有用的线索
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就是这个黑盒
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里面有一卷幻灯底片
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放给大家看看
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这个美国人名叫 Kissinger，绰号“接吻鱼”
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是著名的国际犯罪经纪
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这个日本人名叫“哲木幸男”
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是一名赤军份子
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这个是“哲木幸男”的手下 Doyuta
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来历不明
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这几个人聚在一起，是要进行一宗交易
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赤军透过经纪
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和“巴勒斯坦”的革命份子买军火
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在“香港”交钱，外地交货
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大家都知道
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“香港”是个自由贸易
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不管制外汇的市场
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交钱给别人并不犯法
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我们没有权力去拘捕他们
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但是国际刑警
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要求我们想办法，去阻止这宗交易
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各位有什么提议？
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Sir
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好，列根，你说吧
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我肚子好饿，想去 Seven-Eleven 买东西吃
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不行，没事情比我们这件事更迫切
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在我们没想到办法之前
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任何人都不可离开这里
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不用伤脑筋
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不如我们偷光他们的钱
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他们就交易不成了
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笨蛋，叫警方的人去偷别人的钱
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那岂不是知法犯法？
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你们这帮人
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简直是浪费纳税人的金钱
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没事了，散会
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开灯
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喂，你留下来，我有话要跟你说
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Yes，Sir
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你的想法甚合我心意
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你认为找谁去偷好呢？
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你说警方去偷人家东西，是知法犯法
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找不是警方的人去做
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不就是最好的办法吗
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对
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你以前有个案子，找过外边人去做的
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这次再找那小胖去干，不就行了？
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- 你是说“鹧鸪菜”吗？ - 是
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阿 Sir
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“鹧鸪菜”
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坐吧
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怎么样，“鹧鸪菜”
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先说明，废话少说
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什么任务，“霸王花”已跟我说清楚了
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回佣多少，“霸王花”也跟我商议好了
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现在只有一个问题了
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什么问题啊？
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我不想再偷偷摸摸了
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如果要做的话
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就名正言顺，做一个警务人员
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这就容易了
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我向来都视你为警务人员
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我要有警务人员证件，我要有佩枪
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我要坐你这个位子
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我要每个人都叫我阿 Sir
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行，这是证件、配枪
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阿 Sir
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如果这件衣服，你合穿的话
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我给你穿也没问题
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“曹达华”，你算什么意思
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据“蛇仔明”说
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有宗案件，你找外面的人去办
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有什么案件，我们自己人不能做的？
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误会而已
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误会？
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是啊，是误会而已
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误会？
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是啊，真的是误会而已
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“蚊子”
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“鹧鸪菜”
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-“蚊子” -“鹧鸪菜”
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你瘦了很多
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你去了整容吗？
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一点点
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在孤儿院出来，我在中环工作
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同事们个个都花枝招展
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黄蜂腰、蟑螂肚
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相比之下，我很自卑
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自卑要死的吗？
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自卑比死更加痛苦
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我把心一横，去扪皮、拉面
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割眼、整鼻
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用了三个月的工资，换回女性的尊严
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挺起胸膛做女人
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凡是男人碰过来，都甘愿被我骗
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扪皮、拉面、割眼、整鼻
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那现在的你，已经不是原来的你了
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我才不管，我生活愉快
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那你呢？
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离开孤儿院的我，有如一只羔羊
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品性纯良，敦厚兼憨直
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我常常受人欺骗，青春喇
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热情喇、皮包的钱喇
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对女人的浪漫爱情，全都给人骗走了
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只剩下贞操而已
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想被人骗，又没人骗
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幸好遇到“罗汉果”和“大生地”
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我的人生才有些转机
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他们骗了你的贞操吗？
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不是，他们教我去箍脖子、行劫
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后来有点本钱了
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就买支枪去打劫银行、金舖和保险库
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今时今日
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他们再不叫我羔羊了，而叫我羚羊了
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你这只羚羊，做了这么多的坏事
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不怕被抓吗？
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不怕，现在有警方支持嘛
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你不相信的话，去问问“曹达华”好了
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不要问我啊，我不懂你们说的东西
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我回家就把头撞墙，脱裤放屁
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不打扰你们了
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潮流流行胡说嘛
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不行啊，“鹧鸪菜”
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我现在是有夫之妇了
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对，孤男寡女共处一室，是不大好的
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我们找个人多的地方吧
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好啊，我们去食堂
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也行
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啤酒
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柠乐、奶茶是谁的？
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柠乐、奶茶是谁的？
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我的
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让我来
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- 不用了 - 让我来
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喂，差婆啊…
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那边好吗？
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就坐这儿好了
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好啊
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有何高见？
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我从没见过，差婆对男人这么温柔
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可能他们是 Common Friend 普通朋友
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白痴
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你快点去叫“光头佬”来
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你呢？
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我去叫救护车
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我叫齐兄弟们来看好戏
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爽
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这种事你也做得出来
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你怎么对得起我
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- 什么？…有什么对不起你啊？ - 什么事？
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- 打架 - 你说啊…
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你这臭婆娘，让我戴绿帽子
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下次我砍死你
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你看见吗？
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我看见的话，连他也一起砍死
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是啊，我相信
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算了吧，夫妻一场
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死“光头佬”
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绿帽不是你戴，你当然是算了吧
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话不是这样说的，小子
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我说给你听
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假如我老婆给我戴绿帽子的话
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我会先调查对方有什么长处
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检讨自己有什么短处
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听到了没有，你知道你自己的短处了
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夫妻要贵乎忍让
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学习一下吧，臭男人
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我的婚姻生活很幸福的
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但是我常把绿帽放在身边
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随时随地戴起它，来警惕自己
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要对老婆好一点
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人生有三份一时间是在床上
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你老婆占了床的二份之一
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你别浪费唇舌了，他不会算术
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好，我不用数字来跟你说婚姻关系
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我用中国的道德伦常来跟你说
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所谓五伦就是…
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我看到你老婆，跟一个胖子在悄悄话
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那我岂不是戴绿帽了吗？
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是啊，就像这顶一样
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小子，我刚才跟你说的
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全部是四千年前的废话
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现在不流行了
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你是男人的话，就该揍他一顿
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踢她一脚，去吧
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好，好样的
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臭婆娘…
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来了…
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来了
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是啊，他平常都不准时回家的
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那对奸夫淫妇在哪儿啊？
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阿 Sir，面对现实吧，就在那边
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那边正在咬耳朵的一对就是了
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过去揍他吧
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小子，宁教人打儿子莫教人分妻
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对啊…
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我叫你打奸夫而已，去揍他
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不用说，我自有分寸
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不会的
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很好笑吗？ 说出来看看有什么好笑
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“光头佬”，你不是正在当值的吗？
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对，所以我有枪的，而且还是两支
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你干嘛拿两支枪出来啊？ 收起来
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让我来介绍，这位就是…
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我们去那边坐
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别跟陌生人坐在一起
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什么陌生人啊？
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他就是我经常跟你提起的 Eric
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“鹧鸪菜”啊
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是啊
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哈罗，胖子，我们拜拜了
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好爽啊，怎么你这么不小心啊
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吐司是用来吃的，不是用来抓的
220
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我去拿点东西来给你抹手
221
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胖子，我叫区瑞强，是她的老公
222
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婚姻注册号码是 AA260111
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“光头佬”，我叫“伍家廉”
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身份证号码是 E726541
225
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“蚊子”是我的初恋情人
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初恋情人？ 当时你几岁啊？
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八岁
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八岁不是初恋，是幼稚恋
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小子，你知道什么叫恋爱吗？
230
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我不知道，所以就请教“蚊子”了
231
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你们怎么谈得这样投契？
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是啊，我们很投契
233
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你们干什么啊？
234
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,349
没事
235
00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:22,410
没事…
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00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,140
是我的
237
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,480
Albert，你干什么啊？
238
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,260
阿 Sir，你怎么样了？
239
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没事…
240
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,000
老婆，麻烦你替我叫杯鸳鸯
241
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麻烦
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幸福
243
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不是幸福，是很幸福
244
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水啊…
245
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,640
厉害啊
246
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,430
Albert，干嘛喷到人家一脸都是
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没什么，我们玩玩而已
248
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,429
是啊，我们比赛看看谁喷得厉害嘛
249
00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:50,700
现在轮到我了
250
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,670
你准备好了没有？
251
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好，来吧
252
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,170
哈哈，我是有备而战的
253
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,689
臭小子，你喷两次
254
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Albert
255
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,450
你真有本事啊
256
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,690
我们总算认识了，把脸擦干
257
00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:16,931
我想我先走了
258
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:18,832
找天请你们俩吃饭
259
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,478
不，我们请你吃饭才对
260
00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:29,000
不如星期六，你到我家里来吧
261
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,370
好，就这样吧，那我走了
262
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,640
我送你
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00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,749
- 阿 Sir，你怎么样 - 他们走了
264
00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:37,649
走了？
265
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:38,980
- 追啊 - 走…
266
00:16:47,151 --> 00:16:49,029
像只叫春猫一样
267
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,608
无论如何我都要盯着
268
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,690
看看你们今晚在我面前搞什么？
269
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,630
过来帮帮忙
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00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,212
整天看报纸，小心看到变瞎子
271
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变瞎，你想得美啊
272
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,610
叽叽咕咕，自言自语
273
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,750
老婆… 不行啊
274
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,079
原来“华叔”约了我，今晚吃政治饭啊
275
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,520
早去早回吧
276
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:18,255
如果好玩的话，我晚一点才回来
277
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:19,685
尽管你不回来
278
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,450
你当然想我不回来
279
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什么？
280
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没有，我没有说话
281
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,570
我心里在想什么，她都听得见
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老婆，我去啦
283
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进来吧
284
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好
285
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,000
咦，Albert 呢？
286
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:07,600
他有事，回警署去了
287
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,639
这些花是送给你的
288
00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:12,253
你还记得我喜欢玫瑰花啊
289
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,892
记得，你喜欢的我一定记得的
290
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,253
你坐一会儿，我去开饭
291
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好
292
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,920
臭小子，别出声啊
293
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,400
看看有什么菜
294
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,170
午餐肉、豆豉鲮鱼、茄汁豆、咖喱鸡
295
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,800
不会嫌弃酒微菜薄吧？
296
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,000
当然不会
297
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,009
这些全都是你和我第一次去旅行时
298
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,940
吃的菜，你忘了吗？
299
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,810
我替你盛饭
300
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,610
好，谢谢
301
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,720
吃饭了
302
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:01,990
谢谢
303
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,560
什么事啊？
304
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,510
没什么，好像有蚊虫
305
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,510
我去拿点药水来喷一下
306
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:19,980
还待着？
307
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,970
对，我走了…
308
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:26,910
让我来
309
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,964
搞定，随便喷喷就可以了
310
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:34,950
吃饭吧
311
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,717
“鹧鸪菜”，你不是有意的吧？
312
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,754
什么？
313
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,540
没事了，吃饭吧
314
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,929
“鹧鸪菜”，不要再用脚撩我了
315
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:55,699
我用脚撩你？
316
00:19:57,609 --> 00:19:59,639
对不起，我不是有意的
317
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:01,910
“光头佬”真的很爱你是吗？
318
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,050
我知道
319
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,421
无论如何，他的出发点都是爱你的
320
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:06,699
我知道
321
00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,400
不过有件事，你是不知道的
322
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,330
什么？
323
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,420
“光头佬”…
324
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,790
他一直都在台子下面
325
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,870
“光头佬”
326
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,340
你一直都不相信我
327
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,909
不是啊…
328
00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:23,840
我死了，要死就一起死好了
329
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,290
别乱动
330
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,650
做点小事情，就像死了爸爸一样
331
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,495
织毛衣，当然是找女朋友织的嘛
332
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:44,329
织毛衣，我当然会找女朋友
333
00:20:44,728 --> 00:20:46,618
织手套、围巾我也会找她
334
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,399
织这种东西，我怎么知道她会不会啊
335
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,169
你也不会吧
336
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,790
织了这么久也不会收口，骗人吗
337
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,220
关你什么事，我织给“罗汉果”的
338
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,873
不过，我想已经够长了
339
00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:00,713
拿出来看看够不够长？
340
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,180
再伸长一点
341
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,650
已经伸到尽了
342
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,821
特别麻烦，记着以后上街带着它
343
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,660
不然舌头着凉就惨了
344
00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:23,830
变金…
345
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:27,470
喂！
346
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,100
你快疯了
347
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,117
这样指一下就可以变金，你就发财了
348
00:21:32,317 --> 00:21:34,228
土包子，一点学识都没有
349
00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:37,010
这叫点石成金，知道吗？
350
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,448
变金
351
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:45,250
喂，“非洲”领事馆
352
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,478
什么？ 找“依莉沙伯。泰莱”？
353
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:49,500
等等
354
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,160
找谁啊？
355
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:00,570
喂？
356
00:22:01,349 --> 00:22:05,370
是啊…
357
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:09,479
是啊…
358
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,737
喂，哈罗，你怎么样啊？
359
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,719
我还是这样，你现在在哪里？
360
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,550
在家里？ 正在洗澡？
361
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:25,329
岂不是没穿衣服，脱光光的
362
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,250
你真是骚啊，等一会
363
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,690
你的未婚妻啊
364
00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:36,160
喂，“鹧鸪菜”啊
365
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,000
什么？ 又要帮忙警察？
366
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,830
不行，你自己跟他们说好了
367
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,980
不是说有人送东西来的吗？
368
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,120
- 一定是送错地方了 - 对啊
369
00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:04,999
看你们的表情，就知道你们明白
370
00:23:05,163 --> 00:23:07,090
我这次回来找你们的目的了
371
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:08,861
- 我不明白 - 是啊
372
00:23:09,061 --> 00:23:09,930
我也不明白
373
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:11,330
我明白
374
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,000
不明白
375
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:17,610
不明白说到明白，很简单的嘛
376
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:20,049
警方为了奖励我们过往的功勋
377
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,519
这次特别提供一项
378
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,589
易如反掌的任务给我们
379
00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,850
奖金还很高啊
380
00:23:29,155 --> 00:23:31,159
先把奖金告诉你们
381
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,260
听完了，你们一定很高兴
382
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,590
一百万…
383
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:36,708
捶一下
384
00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,120
二百万
385
00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:46,360
我可以争取到五百万
386
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,550
这种谎话也说得出，不怕笑死人吗？
387
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,170
说谎…
388
00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:54,980
绝对没有说谎，我可以发誓
389
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,964
如果我有说谎的话，我们大家一起死
390
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,950
各位兄弟，各位情同手足的兄弟
391
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,480
请听我“鹧鸪菜”说一句话
392
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,649
钱，可能吸引不了你们
393
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:20,280
但这次的事，你们算帮我一下
394
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,540
一场兄弟，我很需要帮助
395
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,989
请你们伸出友谊之手
396
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,920
友谊之手就没有，同情之手吧
397
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,460
什么意思，瞧不起我吗？
398
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,170
不是瞧不起你，是侮辱
399
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:50,480
没错，意思就是叫你快滚
400
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,779
这太过份了
401
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,710
对啊
402
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:54,810
那好吧
403
00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:57,820
你们不肯的话，唯有我独自去做
404
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,019
一个人要跟五个警花一起做事
405
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,020
是很累的
406
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:04,790
不过没办法，没兄弟帮忙嘛
407
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,699
一个人要当五个美女的情夫
408
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,169
还要假戏真做
409
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,020
岂不是奉旨上床
410
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,700
这次真是财色兼收
411
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,569
-“鹧鸪菜” - 想通了？
412
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,209
你别再吹牛了
413
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,179
我们没有人肯跟你冒这种危险
414
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,009
你知道吗？ 现在我们都丰衣足食
415
00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,409
当律师的当律师，当医生的当医生
416
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:27,680
连“罗汉果”都去开飞机了
417
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,719
我下个月要和船王的女儿结婚
418
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,649
到“地中海”渡蜜月，那有空啊
419
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,459
所以我劝你改邪归正吧
420
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,350
别再靠奖金为生了
421
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,330
那好吧，我还是靠《诺贝尔奖金》过生活好了
422
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,430
虽然苦了一点，但是总比冒险好
423
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:45,099
我要走了，我要回去研究所修理火箭
424
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,560
因为下个礼拜要上太空，拜拜
425
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:51,170
对了，有没有话要跟超人说啊
426
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,100
没有啊？ 那我走了
427
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,140
时间到了，银行要关门了
428
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:00,840
- 对啊 - 快点…
429
00:26:08,961 --> 00:26:10,750
今天轮到那一间啊
430
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,529
随便到“九龙城”找一间吧
431
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,160
腻不腻啊，又是“九龙城”
432
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,459
这个礼拜已去四次了
433
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,820
轮不到你出声，今天去“佐敦道”
434
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:19,499
我买了“嘉禾戏院”5:30 的票
435
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,700
以免赶得要命
436
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,163
- 好啦… - 走吧
437
00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:24,590
搞定了
438
00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,160
当然啦
439
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:28,799
这群福星兄弟，听到为民除害的事
440
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,630
一定会义不容辞的
441
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,009
是啊
442
00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,540
我说到他们全答应了，我才回来的
443
00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:36,339
那就是说
444
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,300
你一直都是跟他们在一起的了
445
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,339
我刚录了一段电视新闻，很好看的
446
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,040
是不是又有牛只闯入隧道
447
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,440
好啊…
448
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,619
今天下午 4:35 分
449
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:51,519
“佐敦道”一家银行，被四名笨贼抢劫
450
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,000
歹徒使用玩具长短枪、手榴弹
451
00:26:54,001 --> 00:26:55,209
威胁银行职员
452
00:26:55,410 --> 00:26:57,751
现在由本台记者“林美香”报导
453
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,169
小姐，能否麻烦你
454
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,100
说一下当时的情形
455
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:04,839
那四个强盗有高、有矮、有胖、有瘦
456
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,789
都是用丝袜套在头上，好滑稽的
457
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:10,059
他们手上的武器很像真的
458
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,329
所以我很害怕
459
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,559
那后来，其中有一个矮冬瓜
460
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,278
居然开枪射我
461
00:27:15,478 --> 00:27:16,999
射到我一脸都是水
462
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,307
那我才知道是假的，那我就按警铃
463
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,806
他们抢了一袋五元的硬币就逃了
464
00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:23,823
我听到他们互相称呼时
465
00:27:24,024 --> 00:27:26,039
叫什么“罗汉果”
466
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,589
“大生地”，“西牛皮”，“花旗参”
467
00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:31,599
总之，全都是药名来的
468
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,908
还有… 他们…
469
00:27:33,108 --> 00:27:34,360
你去死吧
470
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,070
本台记者“林美香”的报导
471
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,060
那你当时，是否跟他们在一起
472
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,590
当然不在，如果我在…
473
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,820
你在的话又怎么样？ “鹧鸪菜”
474
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:54,189
如果我在的话，怎会被捕呢
475
00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:56,800
怎么样？ 要不要先拿定金？
476
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,360
当然要啦
477
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,330
没有经费，怎么找新搭档啊
478
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,620
定金先给你
479
00:28:05,863 --> 00:28:08,782
人选的事，你不用到处去找了
480
00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:11,000
由我们警方负责
481
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:14,500
这几位就是不同部门的警官
482
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,310
帮你负责挑选人材
483
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:20,500
那岂不是又要我带警察办事
484
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,370
只要你选出来的人
485
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,064
我就马上开除他
486
00:28:24,264 --> 00:28:25,629
变回普通的人
487
00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:29,459
因为我们所有警方人员，曾经宣誓过
488
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:33,480
一定为全港市民服务，你放心吧
489
00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:42,986
救命啊，阿 Sir
490
00:28:43,087 --> 00:28:44,530
那只衰狗咬我
491
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:45,830
“狗王伦”
492
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,640
你不是说过，会跟狗说话的吗？
493
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,139
这只狗不知从哪里得来
494
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,340
不会说“广东话”的
495
00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,277
或许它会说“西班牙话”呢
496
00:28:53,477 --> 00:28:54,510
也对
497
00:29:10,028 --> 00:29:13,683
镇定一点… 不用怕，镇定点
498
00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,201
你开枪打死它？
499
00:29:19,996 --> 00:29:22,130
我刚刚才跟它沟通好
500
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,740
它想扑过来，拥抱我和亲亲我
501
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,320
你就这样打死它
502
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,550
狗啊狗，你死得真可怜啊
503
00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:35,389
它还是只母狗
504
00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:37,660
你们真是没人情味，我不干了
505
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:40,260
你们谁开过这支枪啊？
506
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,680
就是他…
507
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,090
死了一条狗也这么难过
508
00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:45,390
他一定很有义气的
509
00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:47,839
你选中谁，我都不管
510
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,100
我要知道谁开过这支枪
511
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,910
枪法这么准绳，当然不是警察
512
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:55,810
快点，还有四个，继续选吧
513
00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:59,710
小妹妹，好漂亮啊，干吗低着头啊？
514
00:29:59,850 --> 00:30:01,340
- 到那里去啊？ - 放手啊
515
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:05,960
有没有搞错啊，装纯情
516
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,220
多少钱？
517
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,750
十八块，谢谢
518
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:10,959
找钱
519
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,059
十八块啊
520
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,550
不会错的，还不快点找钱给阿 Sir
521
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,259
阿 Sir，你最喜欢吃的
522
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,199
谢谢
523
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,060
你看不到这是五百块吗？
524
00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:20,269
一百块而已
525
00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:21,560
对，一百块钱
526
00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:28,070
当是小费，不用找了
527
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,270
阿 Sir，你的
528
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,840
那边的小子在捣蛋，帮忙去看看
529
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,020
胖子，干什么啊？
530
00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,360
欠揍吗
531
00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:45,690
Billy，你喜欢用刀还是叉啊？
532
00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:48,220
我喜欢用私人武器
533
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,060
胖子，你认为呢？
534
00:30:52,882 --> 00:30:54,250
有枪的，是警察
535
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,870
打不死我
536
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,670
我就射杀你们
537
00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:05,650
什么？ 你分明跟我过不去…
538
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:08,180
这么大声干嘛，凶我吗？
539
00:31:08,979 --> 00:31:11,136
阿 Sir，那边有麻烦啊
540
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,269
再来一份牛排好不好？
541
00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:15,206
我只有一张五百块，够钱找吗？
542
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:16,019
够…
543
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,230
- 真的够吗？ - 真的
544
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:20,629
了不起，翅膀长硬了，会飞了
545
00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:22,729
吃了我十多年，耍了我十多年
546
00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,726
跟这个臭小子，你算怎么样？
547
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:27,041
- 你说话小心点啊 - 唬我啊
548
00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:28,267
- 要打吗 - 别这样
549
00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:29,304
- 喂！ 走开
550
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:30,105
放手…
551
00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:32,240
什么事啊？
552
00:31:32,410 --> 00:31:34,540
小胖，我劝你少管闲事
553
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,440
免得翻桌时，殃及池鱼啊
554
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,492
翻桌？
555
00:31:38,471 --> 00:31:39,610
真的吗？
556
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,650
枪呢？
557
00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:53,390
别走！
558
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,690
C.I.D.
559
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:56,160
我也是 C.I.D.
560
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,830
我的枪被人抢走了，快点帮忙追
561
00:31:57,930 --> 00:31:58,890
不许动
562
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:01,230
我是高级便衣，快点帮忙追啊
563
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:02,930
高级的在后面
564
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,330
高级督察
565
00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,039
好极了，阿 Sir
566
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,469
我被人抢枪，你是看见的
567
00:32:06,669 --> 00:32:08,979
我只看见你贪污、无故露械
568
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,700
滥用职权、还要失掉警枪
569
00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,149
阿 Sir，其实不是我…
570
00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:16,140
7181，你这次死定了
571
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:17,610
车子准备好没？
572
00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:18,880
准备好了，阿 Sir
573
00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:20,795
阿 Sir，你摆明是陷害我
574
00:32:20,995 --> 00:32:22,980
害你又怎么样？ 走吧
575
00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:24,420
走啊
576
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,629
你说的那个资深警员，是他吗
577
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:30,279
对，麻烦你了“王帮办”
578
00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:31,470
辛苦了
579
00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:32,520
不用客气
580
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,140
胖子，你不用当警察了，跟我混就行了
581
00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:36,930
你叫我跟就跟啊？
582
00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:39,675
跟不跟啊…
583
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,410
- 钱啊，发财了 - 跟不跟啊…
584
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:43,970
你说跟就跟
585
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,532
你想我杀人还是放火啊？
586
00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,380
到时我会告诉你的
587
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:49,480
哦，Good！
588
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,750
有事一定要找我，我很能干的
589
00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:53,590
Thank you, Sir，thank you very much
590
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:55,680
发财啦，Sorry
591
00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:57,990
下一个到谁啊？
592
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,073
就是你说从小到大都在“新界”
593
00:33:00,074 --> 00:33:01,559
从没到过“九龙”的那个穿山甲
594
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,390
Rambo
595
00:33:04,812 --> 00:33:05,860
你过来
596
00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:11,470
你就是 Rambo
597
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,669
Rambo 只是别人赞美我的说话
598
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:14,809
我是 5198，阿 Sir
599
00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:15,943
你想加入特警组？
600
00:33:16,143 --> 00:33:17,140
Yes，Sir
601
00:33:17,521 --> 00:33:18,740
有没有信心？
602
00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:20,540
我比他们优秀
603
00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:30,708
好，上面山岗有个盒子
604
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,444
里面有支手枪，你把它拿下来
605
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:35,383
时间是十分钟
606
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,386
沿途，我有特警组队员
607
00:33:37,486 --> 00:33:39,130
会好好招呼你的
608
00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:40,860
生死各安天命
609
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,872
这里有个铃铛，你把它戴上去
610
00:33:44,072 --> 00:33:46,100
要原封不动，把它带回来
611
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,388
任务完成
612
00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,317
你就是特警组的一份子
613
00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:52,562
好，三分钟之后开始行动
614
00:33:53,138 --> 00:33:54,010
Yes，Sir
615
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,620
行啦
616
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:26,399
Rambo，我是特别行动组高级督察
617
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,540
我现在控告你，蓄意伤害飞虎队成员
618
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,657
有没有搞错啊，他想杀害我啊
619
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,870
不是我搞错，而是你搞错
620
00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:34,440
那岂不是陷害吗？
621
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,322
阿 Sir…
622
00:36:35,442 --> 00:36:36,130
你…
623
00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,170
怎么这么准啊？
624
00:36:40,201 --> 00:36:42,059
对，我就是害你
625
00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,050
好啊，陷害我…
626
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:49,390
我现在控告你，多次谋杀同一名警员
627
00:36:49,529 --> 00:36:50,510
什么？
628
00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:57,400
巡逻第一件事，就是把子弹全退出来
629
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,500
为什么？
630
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,330
就算枪被人抢了，也不会被人射死
631
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,254
抢劫啊…
632
00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:06,070
还给我…
633
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:10,226
抢劫啊，走啊…
634
00:37:10,426 --> 00:37:11,426
走啊…
635
00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:13,618
阿 Sir，有人抢劫啊…
636
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:18,180
真走运
637
00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:24,820
- 用刀砍人，走啊 - 走啊…
638
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,829
- 危险啊 - 走啊…
639
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:41,130
我跑不动了…
640
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:44,740
天怒人怨啊
641
00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:46,882
世界末日了
642
00:37:47,082 --> 00:37:49,282
- 去找地方躲藏啊 - 走啊…
643
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:52,190
喂，这里啊
644
00:38:04,070 --> 00:38:05,300
你们是什么人啊？
645
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,390
还要问，一看就知道是黑帮老大了
646
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,345
我们是个小小警察
647
00:38:10,445 --> 00:38:12,110
- 走错了地方，打扰了 - 是啊
648
00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:13,719
ATTENTION
649
00:38:14,510 --> 00:38:16,376
ABOUT-TURN
650
00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:20,510
他们是警界的耻辱
651
00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:22,450
所以希望你能用他们
652
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:24,208
要是他们任务完成的话
653
00:38:24,308 --> 00:38:25,880
就当是将功赎罪
654
00:38:26,198 --> 00:38:27,120
如果失败
655
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:30,034
就当替我们警方扫除垃圾
656
00:38:30,234 --> 00:38:32,860
麻烦你，解释一下这次的任务
657
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,920
你们几个也站过去
658
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:44,869
这次我为警方做一件…
659
00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:46,670
警方不能出面做的事
660
00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,079
所以要找你们几位
661
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,776
最不适宜当警察的警察来帮忙
662
00:38:50,976 --> 00:38:52,327
如果事成之后
663
00:38:52,527 --> 00:38:55,802
你们每人可以一次得到 25 年的薪酬
664
00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:56,979
至于做些什么
665
00:38:57,037 --> 00:38:58,270
你们暂时不要问
666
00:38:58,460 --> 00:38:59,690
大家还有什么问题？
667
00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:01,450
如有的话，尽管提出来
668
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:05,620
好，既然大家没问题，我们出发吧
669
00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:14,360
就在这儿
670
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:18,470
喂，等一等
671
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,240
喂，“鹧鸪”大哥
672
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,319
里面有很浓的古龙水味
673
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,795
是吗？ 这里是秘密的地方
674
00:39:31,895 --> 00:39:33,120
应该没有人知道的
675
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:34,880
- 喂，Rambo - 有
676
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,180
杀人灭口吗？
677
00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:37,619
不是，上去探查一下
678
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:38,420
嗯
679
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:04,690
你搞什么鬼啊？ 我是“曹警司”啊
680
00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:06,370
喂，“曹警司”啊
681
00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,788
“鹧鸪菜”，你真不知道是什么眼光
682
00:40:13,988 --> 00:40:18,890
找这么几个笨蛋，这任务很重大的啊
683
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,430
你这样说，就是我选错了人
684
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:25,086
好，那我们各奔前程，劳燕分飞吧
685
00:40:25,286 --> 00:40:26,640
走了…
686
00:40:30,357 --> 00:40:31,465
撤退…
687
00:40:31,665 --> 00:40:33,070
不要吓倒她
688
00:40:35,053 --> 00:40:36,778
全世界的男人
689
00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:40,644
无论贫富贵贱，胖瘦高矮
690
00:40:40,844 --> 00:40:43,350
都有共同的弱点的
691
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,202
“曹警司”
692
00:40:49,402 --> 00:40:51,332
我留在这里集训行不行啊？
693
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,643
当然不行啊，我不能够出面的嘛
694
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:58,870
你就代表警方跟他们做联络人
695
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,479
这位是“一品香”小姐
696
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,668
她拥有很多专家的头衔
697
00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:09,919
松绑专家、易容专家和伪做专家
698
00:41:10,203 --> 00:41:12,574
还有最重要的就是… 你们听着
699
00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:14,550
是自由搏击专家
700
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,216
她在这里训练你们所有的技能
701
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,630
协助你们完成任务
702
00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:22,146
她会在这里训练你们三天
703
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:26,400
时间非常有限，希望你们努力学习
704
00:41:26,830 --> 00:41:29,604
是啊，我有空就会回来探望你们
705
00:41:29,804 --> 00:41:34,839
不用了，“鹧鸪菜”是警方唯一…
706
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,559
知道你们这个组合的联络人
707
00:41:37,759 --> 00:41:39,595
将来完成任务之后
708
00:41:39,795 --> 00:41:42,237
也是由他分钱给你们
709
00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:44,650
“鹧鸪菜”，我们走吧
710
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:47,549
别妨碍他们学习，走吧
711
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:48,820
拜拜
712
00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:56,290
别把便宜占光了，记住留一点给我
713
00:41:56,899 --> 00:41:58,730
- 留多少啊？ -“鹧鸪菜”
714
00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:00,900
- 一点点，记住 - 这么一点点
715
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,360
OK，拜拜
716
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,940
三天时间虽然不是很长
717
00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:07,606
但是我会将各项技能，尽量教给你们
718
00:42:07,806 --> 00:42:10,680
希望我们合作愉快，像自己人一样
719
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,447
好啊… 我们关起门就是一家亲了
720
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,750
好功夫，好棒…
721
00:42:23,790 --> 00:42:26,780
你们心里在想什么，我很清楚
722
00:42:27,479 --> 00:42:29,045
喂，你在想什么？
723
00:42:29,245 --> 00:42:31,050
我在想你想的事，你呢？
724
00:42:31,243 --> 00:42:34,229
我想我跟你们一样吧，不过不太肯定
725
00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:36,506
如果是的话，就应该很兴奋的
726
00:42:36,706 --> 00:42:37,760
是啊
727
00:42:38,194 --> 00:42:40,240
喂，你去说吧
728
00:42:42,832 --> 00:42:44,032
去吧
729
00:42:47,810 --> 00:42:49,200
我代表大家跟你说
730
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,986
我们心里都在想…
731
00:42:50,987 --> 00:42:53,750
怎么跟你上床睡觉
732
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,590
你以为只有我这么想吗？
733
00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,850
他们每个人都是这么想，是不是啊？
734
00:43:06,108 --> 00:43:07,408
不是
735
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,617
我没这样想过
736
00:43:10,817 --> 00:43:12,010
是啊，我也没有
737
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:15,000
怎么你的思想这样下流、肮脏
738
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,070
我们瞧不起你
739
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:18,593
我们想着跟“一品香”学习，所以很兴奋
740
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,546
怎么你想跟人上床的啊？
741
00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:22,473
你们这群臭小子故意整我
742
00:43:22,573 --> 00:43:23,810
我揍死你们
743
00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:26,082
算了吧
744
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:28,126
起码你有一点值得我欣赏
745
00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:29,391
就是你够坦白
746
00:43:29,591 --> 00:43:30,852
这点我也承认
747
00:43:31,052 --> 00:43:33,820
可是坦白跟愚蠢，只有一线之差
748
00:43:35,094 --> 00:43:36,600
名言，真理
749
00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:40,000
我不明白“鹧鸪菜”怎么会选你们
750
00:43:40,249 --> 00:43:43,830
不过算了，我会尽力保护你和教大家
751
00:43:44,161 --> 00:43:46,309
请你尽力保护我，我好怕啊
752
00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:49,170
别这样，要挺起胸膛做人
753
00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:52,049
请你教教我，怎样才能挺起胸膛做人
754
00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:52,970
这样
755
00:43:54,068 --> 00:43:55,382
这样啊
756
00:43:56,523 --> 00:43:58,593
- 好大啊 - 好，我们时间有限
757
00:43:58,793 --> 00:44:01,460
在天黑之前，我们先学习自由搏击
758
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:04,459
好了… 我们可以自由揩油了
759
00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:05,929
对啊…
760
00:44:06,130 --> 00:44:07,869
有你的份吗？
761
00:44:10,637 --> 00:44:12,418
我是全亚洲空手道冠军
762
00:44:12,618 --> 00:44:15,273
空手道的要诀，除了快、准、劲之外
763
00:44:15,473 --> 00:44:17,823
还要在最短时间内，发挥最大的杀伤力
764
00:44:17,923 --> 00:44:20,475
在开始之前，我想看看你们的功夫
765
00:44:20,675 --> 00:44:21,937
“力保健”，你出来
766
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:22,857
有
767
00:44:22,858 --> 00:44:25,370
打功夫一定要冷静、敏捷、出手快
768
00:44:26,444 --> 00:44:27,983
任何一个高手都有破绽
769
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,505
看你能不能找出来
770
00:44:29,705 --> 00:44:31,550
这个破绽好难找
771
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,510
Sorry
772
00:44:34,350 --> 00:44:35,809
真是很厉害啊
773
00:44:35,909 --> 00:44:37,890
Rambo，你的功夫最好，你出来
774
00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,660
找她破绽，占她便宜，去啊…
775
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:43,523
- 弹不弹手啊？ - 弹啊…
776
00:44:43,623 --> 00:44:45,120
弹得我手都麻痹了
777
00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:58,500
好…
778
00:44:59,629 --> 00:45:01,040
“狗王伦”
779
00:45:01,989 --> 00:45:03,268
他会怎样？
780
00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:04,680
看吧
781
00:45:07,650 --> 00:45:10,220
你不要打我，我不会碰你的
782
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:11,779
我只是利用我的专长
783
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,582
我闻一闻，就能摸清你的底了
784
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,230
我知道，你现在很生气
785
00:45:18,430 --> 00:45:20,859
好，我躲开…
786
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,200
极品
787
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,552
- 这么没用 - 对
788
00:45:26,553 --> 00:45:28,030
- 抓她啊 - 先躲一下
789
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,135
“高佬”，轮到你了
790
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,919
出招吧，你干什么？
791
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:53,020
我已攻击你了，我搞定了
792
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:55,490
我精神上强奸了你
793
00:45:59,610 --> 00:46:00,770
真没出色
794
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,706
受保护动物，你出来
795
00:46:03,853 --> 00:46:05,625
轮到“肥豹”了
796
00:46:07,054 --> 00:46:08,435
你又想打我哪处啊？
797
00:46:08,535 --> 00:46:10,648
我最讨厌打架，我最爱好和平
798
00:46:10,848 --> 00:46:14,010
姐姐，你保护我啊，我最怕打架了
799
00:46:14,210 --> 00:46:15,710
姐姐，你好香啊
800
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,679
真棒，撞得我胸膛也肿了
801
00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:22,830
听下有没有心跳
802
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,665
怎么样？ 你没事吧？
803
00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:26,600
待会我就教你们易容术
804
00:46:28,482 --> 00:46:30,480
已经五分钟了
805
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:35,510
单靠易容术就能令一个人脱胎换骨
806
00:46:36,664 --> 00:46:37,795
行不行啊？
807
00:46:38,710 --> 00:46:42,040
光是叫她把衣服变走，我说她也不行
808
00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:44,770
变走衣服就不一定行
809
00:46:44,950 --> 00:46:48,150
不过现在上去偷看她换衣服，或许可行
810
00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:49,560
打我干嘛？
811
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,020
干嘛不早说
812
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:52,491
快点
813
00:46:53,908 --> 00:46:55,859
真无聊，有什么好看
814
00:46:56,059 --> 00:46:57,670
喂，等等我
815
00:46:57,944 --> 00:46:59,339
是不是这个房间啊？
816
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:00,330
是啊
817
00:47:00,499 --> 00:47:02,000
但是人不在
818
00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:03,970
喂，下面有声音
819
00:47:04,170 --> 00:47:06,200
难道这么快就化好妆，在下面等我们
820
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:06,879
可能是
821
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:07,879
下去看看便知道
822
00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:09,040
好啊…
823
00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:10,410
快点…
824
00:47:20,790 --> 00:47:21,760
是谁啊？
825
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,690
你是…？
826
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,660
你们不会认识我的
827
00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:30,030
果然是脱胎换骨
828
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,730
连身材都没有变
829
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,639
假装不知道，乘机揩油
830
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,058
喂，你们怎么会这样下流啊？
831
00:47:37,258 --> 00:47:38,258
喂…
832
00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:40,770
玩一会也没关系
833
00:47:41,910 --> 00:47:43,110
大家先别这么吵
834
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:46,010
我吃亏一点，先闻闻看
835
00:47:49,629 --> 00:47:52,719
真棒啊，连汗线都改了
836
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,727
虽然有股臭味，但臭得很有性格
837
00:47:54,927 --> 00:47:59,050
好妙啊… 双手最妙，改到手皮全皱了
838
00:47:59,452 --> 00:48:01,104
不过还是很滑
839
00:48:01,870 --> 00:48:04,360
皮都皱了，还滑什么？
840
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,760
里面滑嘛
841
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,390
极品…
842
00:48:08,670 --> 00:48:10,709
这么辛苦，坐下休息一会
843
00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:11,870
那我怎么办？
844
00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:13,410
我怎么知道，你自己想啦
845
00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:15,010
我真的想不到
846
00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:17,040
张大嘴巴舔地下
847
00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:20,751
干什么？ 想揩油？ 非礼啊！
848
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,583
哦，说狠的？
849
00:48:24,783 --> 00:48:25,990
Rambo
850
00:48:27,390 --> 00:48:28,560
坐！
851
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:31,790
你们这群衣冠禽兽
852
00:48:32,137 --> 00:48:33,484
在你没强奸我之前
853
00:48:33,684 --> 00:48:36,890
我先说明，终有一天我会报仇的
854
00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:42,491
等等，我们猜拳定输赢
855
00:48:42,691 --> 00:48:43,609
以示公道，好不好啊
856
00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:44,730
好…
857
00:48:45,054 --> 00:48:46,010
一、二、三
858
00:48:46,210 --> 00:48:48,470
右手锤赢你的剪刀，左手剪赢你的包
859
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:49,710
我也是锤，平局
860
00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:51,340
大锤赢小锤，我先上
861
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,673
走…
862
00:48:52,873 --> 00:48:54,850
全部通通上二楼，一个都不许留下来
863
00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:56,250
自己玩好了
864
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,920
不许偷我师啊？ 我有很多招式的
865
00:49:03,854 --> 00:49:05,760
死“肥豹”真狡猾啊
866
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,230
你干嘛不揍他？
867
00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,330
你以为我不想揍他吗？
868
00:49:08,430 --> 00:49:09,660
我怕你们帮他嘛
869
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:10,829
我说你真白痴
870
00:49:11,030 --> 00:49:11,960
我白痴？
871
00:49:17,270 --> 00:49:18,300
你是谁？
872
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,770
我的易容术厉害吗？
873
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:21,754
“一品香”？
874
00:49:21,954 --> 00:49:24,400
那下面跟“肥豹”一起的是谁？
875
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,920
“肥豹”跟谁在下面啊？
876
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,989
跟“周公”，他已经在下面睡着了
877
00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:32,219
他不学了，我们学啊
878
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,090
上去啦…
879
00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:40,530
那下面那个是什么货啊？
880
00:49:40,730 --> 00:49:42,790
什么货？ 老骚货
881
00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:48,466
那昨天晚上，我骑了小木马
882
00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:51,409
骑了小木马走天涯
883
00:49:51,410 --> 00:49:54,163
它叫了，嘻… 呵…
884
00:49:54,363 --> 00:49:57,210
叫得我笑哈哈
885
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,940
昨天怎么样？ 棒吗？
886
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,040
普普通通
887
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:04,820
普通？ 怎么会普通啊？
888
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:06,910
我们全都觉得很特别
889
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:08,920
老实说到底怎么样？
890
00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:11,159
有些事情是不能乱盖的
891
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:11,960
对
892
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:13,922
等一会你不要乱说话
893
00:50:14,122 --> 00:50:16,558
她昨晚死也不承认有化妆易容
894
00:50:16,758 --> 00:50:17,812
是吗？
895
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:22,670
- 早 - 早
896
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:23,769
我亲自做的
897
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:24,430
谢谢
898
00:50:34,425 --> 00:50:35,189
对了
899
00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:36,777
昨晚我们学易容术的时候
900
00:50:36,977 --> 00:50:37,920
你去了哪儿？
901
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,771
去超级市场买东西
902
00:50:41,150 --> 00:50:42,260
来，吃东西
903
00:50:43,830 --> 00:50:46,060
昨晚那么疯，现在就装正经
904
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,899
这里不是“童子军”露营
905
00:50:49,116 --> 00:50:50,229
以后没我的命令
906
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,115
任何人都不许自由进出
907
00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:55,200
违反命令，我就取消你们的资格
908
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,709
又装得倒像
909
00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:57,570
是啊
910
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,340
易容术的基本功夫
911
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,469
昨天已经跟你们示范过了
912
00:51:01,617 --> 00:51:02,700
你们觉得怎么样？
913
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,276
真是鬼斧神功了
914
00:51:04,476 --> 00:51:06,980
对… 连声音都变了
915
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,138
任何女人情到浓时，声音都会变的
916
00:51:09,139 --> 00:51:10,470
- 神经病 - 也对
917
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,080
你这话什么意思？
918
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,180
我太多嘴，太多嘴了
919
00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:19,320
差点做了“赵完唱”
920
00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:22,160
什么叫“赵完唱”啊？
921
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:25,190
唐朝人，“赵完松”的弟弟
922
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,540
我先去开门
923
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,900
甜心，我还以为你没起来
924
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,140
你是谁啊？
925
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,410
昨晚硬说人家化了妆
926
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,889
今天人家化了妆，你就偏偏说不认得人
927
00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,020
好讨厌
928
00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:48,667
昨晚那个真的是你
929
00:51:48,867 --> 00:51:50,599
你再戏弄我，我会生气的
930
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,520
干嘛啊？
931
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,790
“萍姊”，什么事啊？
932
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:58,190
没事，我们之间的私事
933
00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:00,220
那你去做事吧
934
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,568
特意炖给你补身的，趁热喝啊
935
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:12,163
喂…
936
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,030
她到底是什么人？
937
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,960
是我师妹，暂时帮我打扫家务
938
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:21,470
她今年几岁啊？
939
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,510
十八岁左右
940
00:52:24,810 --> 00:52:26,339
我早就说了，谁骗得了我
941
00:52:26,453 --> 00:52:27,509
皮肤还滑溜溜的
942
00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:30,249
她行年十八岁，周身都翠
943
00:52:30,377 --> 00:52:33,880
昨晚我们鸳鸯双戏水
944
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:40,350
她真的十八岁？
945
00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:42,029
五十年前是
946
00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:43,259
你又说她是你师妹
947
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,390
骗他而已
948
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,830
为什么要骗他？
949
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:47,899
胖得那么难看，难得有人看上他
950
00:52:47,941 --> 00:52:50,090
就当日行一善，安慰他一下
951
00:52:50,470 --> 00:52:52,630
你看他，多开心
952
00:53:07,711 --> 00:53:09,920
“肥豹”… 你走运了
953
00:53:10,405 --> 00:53:11,719
她不是十八岁啊
954
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,960
也不是师妹啊
955
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,750
你猜她是谁？
956
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:21,430
死“肥豹”一定又在说人家了
957
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:23,630
清洁女工
958
00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:30,656
以为她十八岁，有如翠
959
00:53:30,756 --> 00:53:33,660
害得“肥豹”拼命追
960
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:37,159
原来她六十八岁，腰骨都脆
961
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,959
难得“肥豹”你肯上她
962
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:41,749
笑我
963
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:44,180
“萍姊”… 你男朋友打人啊
964
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,300
有办法，起来…
965
00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:05,080
小心啊，小心漏煤气啊
966
00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:07,610
- 要爆了… - 握紧啊…
967
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:08,730
好危险的
968
00:54:08,930 --> 00:54:11,170
前途并不属于懦弱的人
969
00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:40,910
救命啊，“一品香”…
970
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:42,140
什么事？
971
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,429
有闻到煤气味吗？
972
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:44,220
闻到了
973
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:48,910
完了，煤气厂漏煤气啊，一定会爆炸
974
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:50,620
应该是厨房漏吧
975
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,390
厨房啊？
976
00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:55,050
怎么了？ 什么事啊？
977
00:54:55,150 --> 00:54:57,300
他们都在厨房煮即食面，死定了
978
00:54:57,450 --> 00:54:59,250
那还不快点下去看他们
979
00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:02,040
好兄弟，我们下来救你们了
980
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,881
他下来了
981
00:55:05,081 --> 00:55:06,160
散开…
982
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,389
记得开煤气啊
983
00:55:07,390 --> 00:55:08,520
记得…
984
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,970
糟了… 全都翻肚了
985
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:18,030
他们全都死光了，怎么办
986
00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:19,620
但没有煤气味
987
00:55:19,621 --> 00:55:21,029
有，我都闻到了
988
00:55:21,030 --> 00:55:23,578
多大的煤气声，关开关
989
00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,530
已经关了，怎么还有声音
990
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,873
没有，我听不到
991
00:55:37,373 --> 00:55:38,680
关好了
992
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,200
还站着干嘛，快去报警
993
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,370
死了，断掉了
994
00:55:47,930 --> 00:55:49,700
没时间了，做人工呼吸吧
995
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,810
你救 Rambo，我救“肥豹”
996
00:55:58,570 --> 00:55:59,840
“肥豹”
997
00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:03,840
气不够啊…
998
00:56:06,810 --> 00:56:08,529
别靠近，你敢碰我
999
00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:10,120
我会把你打死，知道吗？
1000
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,380
“高佬”
1001
00:56:12,085 --> 00:56:13,293
什么事啊？
1002
00:56:13,990 --> 00:56:15,720
他中毒太深了，我不会救
1003
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,919
他脸发黑，嘴巴又不肯张开
1004
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,950
那你救“肥豹”，我救 Rambo
1005
00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:24,219
靠这么近干嘛？ 想挨揍？
1006
00:56:24,419 --> 00:56:25,730
怎么了？ 干嘛？
1007
00:56:26,825 --> 00:56:28,269
气不够…
1008
00:56:28,470 --> 00:56:29,860
那你还不快点救他
1009
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,670
快点啊
1010
00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:37,580
醒了…
1011
00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:38,679
臭得要命
1012
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,940
去救别人吧
1013
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,120
我气不够
1014
00:56:56,305 --> 00:56:58,560
你没事了吧，那我去救别人了
1015
00:56:58,970 --> 00:57:00,060
死“肥豹”
1016
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,630
还不去救“力保健”
1017
00:57:03,830 --> 00:57:05,060
救他…
1018
00:57:10,770 --> 00:57:11,829
你干嘛打我
1019
00:57:11,830 --> 00:57:13,560
“高佬”，你干嘛？
1020
00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:16,370
没事，我想把他打醒了
1021
00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:18,640
那你就用力打嘛
1022
00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:22,040
对啊，打死你这个王八蛋
1023
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,840
醒了…
1024
00:57:25,570 --> 00:57:26,802
那你醒了我怎么办？
1025
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,030
我管你怎么办
1026
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,780
我不是吃亏了吗
1027
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,120
舌头都伸出来了
1028
00:57:44,515 --> 00:57:46,060
让我来救他吧
1029
00:57:59,010 --> 00:58:01,550
是我把你救醒的，不过不用谢了
1030
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:03,750
你没事了吧？
1031
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:06,383
好点了…
1032
00:58:06,890 --> 00:58:08,790
怎么样？ 大家都没事了吧？
1033
00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,476
- 还是气不够 - 你当然想
1034
00:58:10,676 --> 00:58:12,820
没事就好了，快上楼休息吧
1035
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:16,118
那我怎么办？
1036
00:58:16,119 --> 00:58:18,532
刚才我救人也吸了煤气毒
1037
00:58:18,732 --> 00:58:21,229
我现在中毒好深，救我啊…
1038
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,980
你们还不去救他
1039
00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:27,710
不用担心，救他我们最有办法
1040
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:30,889
Rambo，你去拿两枝铅笔，夹住他手指来扭
1041
00:58:30,890 --> 00:58:33,839
“力保健”，你去拿铁尺，打他的脚踝
1042
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,440
“狗王伦”，你去拿把电钻，钻他的牙齿
1043
00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:37,549
看他醒不醒
1044
00:58:37,550 --> 00:58:39,990
如果还不醒，我们合力抬他上二楼
1045
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,750
倒头丢他下来，我包他一定醒
1046
00:58:42,751 --> 00:58:43,551
Yes，Sir
1047
00:58:44,130 --> 00:58:46,630
不用了，你们几个真不够朋友
1048
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,030
只顾你们自己占便宜，就不理我了
1049
00:58:50,190 --> 00:58:52,820
那我怎么办，又没得抱，又没得亲
1050
00:58:53,010 --> 00:58:55,200
原来你们是这样子的
1051
00:59:01,081 --> 00:59:02,694
你有报应的…
1052
00:59:03,054 --> 00:59:04,552
还打我
1053
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:14,260
Sorry
1054
00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,330
你们还想来耍我？
1055
00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:25,653
不是，希望你给我们几个臭男人
1056
00:59:25,654 --> 00:59:27,320
向你道歉的机会
1057
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,650
是啊，我下贱
1058
00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:31,509
我无耻
1059
00:59:31,510 --> 00:59:32,402
我下流
1060
00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:33,280
我卑鄙
1061
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,640
我调皮
1062
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,050
我们行三鞠躬礼
1063
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:38,730
一鞠躬
1064
00:59:39,170 --> 00:59:40,630
再鞠躬
1065
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,640
三鞠躬
1066
00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:48,680
我们在等你的家属答礼
1067
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,262
答你个大头鬼，快点出去
1068
00:59:51,363 --> 00:59:52,320
出去…
1069
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,590
请听我们解释
1070
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,950
出去，我不听啊
1071
00:59:57,270 --> 00:59:58,470
出去啊
1072
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:00,590
缩手啊
1073
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,790
非礼啊
1074
01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,560
谁这么下流？
1075
01:00:05,570 --> 01:00:06,139
我？
1076
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:07,660
你这披着人皮的禽兽
1077
01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:08,440
你卑鄙
1078
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,290
你无耻
1079
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,440
这次我也不帮你了
1080
01:00:13,150 --> 01:00:14,310
干嘛打我？
1081
01:00:14,490 --> 01:00:15,780
全都出去
1082
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:18,920
- 出去吧 - 走啊…
1083
01:00:19,130 --> 01:00:20,750
怎么关我的事啊
1084
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,990
喂，把灯打开，想怎么样
1085
01:00:24,730 --> 01:00:28,274
为了表示清白，我证明与此诡计无关
1086
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:30,430
你们的手干嘛？
1087
01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:38,670
钻石钻石亮晶晶
1088
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:45,320
亮晶晶…
1089
01:00:47,890 --> 01:00:49,830
出来吧，害羞什么啊？
1090
01:00:51,183 --> 01:00:52,448
推个屁啊
1091
01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:54,553
ATTENTION
1092
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,370
虽然这三天，你们什么都没学过
1093
01:00:59,570 --> 01:01:01,470
但我们还是要依计划行动
1094
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:03,899
这次行动，关系你们的生与死
1095
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:05,700
一切要靠你们自己了
1096
01:01:08,110 --> 01:01:09,540
希望你们这次认真一点
1097
01:01:10,030 --> 01:01:12,680
我们发誓，以后不会再玩了
1098
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,840
如果再玩的话，全部死光
1099
01:01:15,050 --> 01:01:15,739
同意
1100
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:16,850
生孩子没屁眼
1101
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:17,639
同意
1102
01:01:17,684 --> 01:01:18,770
全部性无能
1103
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,009
抗议…
1104
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,849
去死吧，你自己性无能好了
1105
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:22,740
停手啊！
1106
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,910
不要打下面
1107
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,380
从现在开始，我是你们的秘书兼翻译
1108
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:29,779
等会见到匪徒时
1109
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,209
大家千万不要说“广东话”
1110
01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:32,609
他们可能有人听得懂
1111
01:01:32,610 --> 01:01:33,640
Yes，Madam…
1112
01:01:37,450 --> 01:01:38,440
请
1113
01:01:40,890 --> 01:01:42,720
我是他们的秘书兼翻译
1114
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,535
我们大哥也请了翻译
1115
01:01:44,536 --> 01:01:46,450
因为他不相信其他人
1116
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:52,740
喂…
1117
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,170
我们现在走还来得及
1118
01:01:56,910 --> 01:01:58,410
大不了跟他们拼过
1119
01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:00,740
最实际就是祷告了
1120
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,496
依我说…
1121
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,340
我还没说
1122
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,240
走吧
1123
01:02:42,990 --> 01:02:45,320
帮我告诉他们，欢迎他们光临
1124
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:10,280
问问他们货单跟图片，带来了没有
1125
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:11,280
是
1126
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,460
叫他们讲解一下，这些武器的用法
1127
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,270
是
1128
01:04:00,534 --> 01:04:03,178
萝卜糕啦
1129
01:04:03,803 --> 01:04:06,187
千层糕啦
1130
01:04:06,553 --> 01:04:10,480
马拉糕啦、椰汁糕啦
1131
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,210
对不起，“哲木”先生
1132
01:04:12,410 --> 01:04:14,190
他们的宗教，是要每天三次
1133
01:04:14,290 --> 01:04:16,149
向“麦加”圣地，跪拜祈祷的
1134
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:17,349
是啊，“哲木”先生
1135
01:04:17,350 --> 01:04:19,635
这是他们的宗教信仰
1136
01:04:19,835 --> 01:04:20,850
那要多久？
1137
01:04:21,050 --> 01:04:22,780
大约十五分钟左右
1138
01:04:24,332 --> 01:04:25,790
不过他们是酋长
1139
01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:27,120
跟普通人不一样
1140
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,290
可能要一两个钟头
1141
01:04:29,930 --> 01:04:32,023
那不打扰他们了，小黑
1142
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,269
是
1143
01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:35,760
等他们祈祷完之后
1144
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,529
招呼他们到客房去睡一夜，明天再开会
1145
01:04:38,530 --> 01:04:39,420
是
1146
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:42,670
请随便
1147
01:04:44,072 --> 01:04:45,827
大家饱饱
1148
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:49,070
为什么他们朝这边拜？
1149
01:04:49,343 --> 01:04:51,327
“麦加城”应该在那边
1150
01:04:51,527 --> 01:04:54,820
他们是“麦加城”的反对派，所以拜这边
1151
01:04:57,610 --> 01:05:00,660
阿里，阿里爸爸
1152
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:09,060
阿里，阿里爸爸
1153
01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:11,840
阿里，阿里妈妈
1154
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,253
阿里，阿里姐姐
1155
01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,523
这间别墅很大，守卫深严
1156
01:05:19,210 --> 01:05:21,529
下了楼梯向右转，就是书房
1157
01:05:21,730 --> 01:05:22,888
保险箱就在里边
1158
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,050
明白了吗？
1159
01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:25,540
明白
1160
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,170
好，我们马上行动
1161
01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:30,270
你就这样去，不用换夜行衣吗？
1162
01:05:30,633 --> 01:05:31,700
要啊
1163
01:05:33,490 --> 01:05:35,219
时间宝贵，马上换衣服
1164
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,480
我们帮你打光
1165
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,080
好，我马上换
1166
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,290
你这么鼓励大家
1167
01:05:40,390 --> 01:05:42,089
我们一定会努力去干，对不对？
1168
01:05:42,090 --> 01:05:42,885
对
1169
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:45,800
没问题，走吧
1170
01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:47,340
嗟…
1171
01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,353
怎么样？
1172
01:06:03,810 --> 01:06:04,770
OK…
1173
01:06:06,191 --> 01:06:07,884
那边…
1174
01:06:20,530 --> 01:06:21,620
Sorry
1175
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:25,790
门在这里啊
1176
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,360
快点
1177
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:42,910
喂，开了没有？
1178
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,610
这么大声干什么？ 耳朵都聋了
1179
01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,470
他们都不嫌大声，你嫌大声
1180
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:49,740
谁说我不嫌
1181
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,770
谁说不吵
1182
01:06:50,870 --> 01:06:51,770
谁说不大声
1183
01:06:51,909 --> 01:06:52,900
大声又怎么样
1184
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,110
嘘…
1185
01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:55,740
嘘什么
1186
01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:00,380
对不起
1187
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:03,940
喂，行啦
1188
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,840
“狗王伦”，你出去把风
1189
01:07:16,130 --> 01:07:18,460
我？ 为什么要我？
1190
01:07:18,730 --> 01:07:20,470
有人来了你可以摆平嘛
1191
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:21,939
你们谁都可以啊
1192
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:23,839
狗来了就不行了
1193
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,060
你们当然不行
1194
01:07:27,970 --> 01:07:29,030
把风
1195
01:07:29,870 --> 01:07:31,000
把风？
1196
01:07:32,430 --> 01:07:33,530
把风
1197
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:46,150
真漂亮啊
1198
01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:48,390
废话
1199
01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:52,450
真漂亮啊
1200
01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:01,280
重不重？
1201
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,349
重死了
1202
01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:03,650
分一点放在我这儿嘛
1203
01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:06,550
放在我这儿不行吗？ 你们不相信我？
1204
01:08:06,690 --> 01:08:07,520
不是
1205
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,789
你没意见吧
1206
01:08:08,790 --> 01:08:09,580
没有
1207
01:08:09,581 --> 01:08:10,590
有…
1208
01:08:11,730 --> 01:08:13,520
我一辈子都没摸过钻石
1209
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:15,690
给两颗我摸摸行吗？
1210
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,230
你没摸过的东西太多了，摸过奶没有
1211
01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:19,020
没有
1212
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,660
你干嘛不去“牛奶公司”做工？
1213
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:23,530
干嘛当警察，难道摸枪好过摸奶吗
1214
01:08:24,870 --> 01:08:26,500
算了，拿两颗摸摸
1215
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,370
把风
1216
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,310
这怎么搞的
1217
01:08:39,461 --> 01:08:40,200
“狗王伦”
1218
01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:41,820
有
1219
01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:43,080
发生了什么事
1220
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:43,989
我顾着把风
1221
01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:45,780
没留意扇门是如何关的
1222
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:47,359
“一品香”，快把号码告诉他
1223
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,259
没用的
1224
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:50,360
保险库每次关上，号码会自动变更
1225
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,930
那怎么办？
1226
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:54,480
反正是没得办了，你走吧
1227
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,180
不行，有福同享有难同当
1228
01:08:58,190 --> 01:08:59,490
放我进来吧
1229
01:09:00,930 --> 01:09:03,029
真搞不懂你是愚蠢还是白痴
1230
01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:04,160
就当我愚蠢好了
1231
01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:05,469
好，你这么愚蠢
1232
01:09:05,470 --> 01:09:06,889
就马上到“嘉禾戏院”找“鹧鸪菜”
1233
01:09:06,890 --> 01:09:08,520
他会在那儿等我们的
1234
01:09:09,790 --> 01:09:11,320
戏院那么大，怎么找啊？
1235
01:09:12,090 --> 01:09:14,050
找不到你就大声笑
1236
01:09:14,510 --> 01:09:15,370
好办法
1237
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,090
后会有期
1238
01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:24,960
患难见真情
1239
01:09:25,140 --> 01:09:26,939
那傻瓜居然想跟我们一起死
1240
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:27,869
虚伪
1241
01:09:27,870 --> 01:09:28,479
是啊
1242
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:29,740
别这样说自己的兄弟
1243
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,809
你真傻，要是我在外面还会哭
1244
01:09:32,810 --> 01:09:34,100
开心的哭
1245
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:36,349
都怪你，钻石分了就没事了
1246
01:09:36,350 --> 01:09:37,340
是啊
1247
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,219
怎么？ 现在怪我，赖我？
1248
01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:40,449
不怪你怪谁
1249
01:09:40,450 --> 01:09:42,619
如果他们走进来看到我们，会怎么样？
1250
01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:44,020
有什么怎么样
1251
01:09:44,510 --> 01:09:47,239
他会问我们钻石在哪？ 我们就告诉他
1252
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,890
“狗王伦”把钻石拿走了，把我们关在这里
1253
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:51,250
你说他就信了？
1254
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:52,780
继续说
1255
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:54,420
找不到钻石他就信了
1256
01:09:54,530 --> 01:09:55,729
对啊
1257
01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:56,990
别打断话柄
1258
01:09:58,230 --> 01:09:59,520
还不快把钻石吞下去
1259
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:00,590
吞？
1260
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:01,520
这怎么吞啊
1261
01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:02,630
别开这玩笑
1262
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,930
嚼不烂啊
1263
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,180
大家冷静一点，省点气
1264
01:10:06,430 --> 01:10:09,190
因为这个间房的空气，只够我们五个人
1265
01:10:09,390 --> 01:10:11,130
正常呼吸五个小时
1266
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,739
如果我们其中一个死了
1267
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:14,160
是否可多一小时氧气？
1268
01:10:14,170 --> 01:10:15,170
可以这么说
1269
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:15,840
没错
1270
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,020
大家把自己手上的钻石，吞到肚子里
1271
01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:20,670
吞自己手上的
1272
01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:22,390
吞就吞，怕你们啊？
1273
01:10:22,590 --> 01:10:24,780
按警校规矩的方法吞，来
1274
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:33,659
一颗钻石吞进去，吞进去，吞进去
1275
01:10:33,860 --> 01:10:37,913
再放一颗到嘴巴，全部进去
1276
01:10:44,210 --> 01:10:46,000
真的好难吞啊
1277
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,100
当然难吞，我吞两颗
1278
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,800
你吞一把，当然不同了
1279
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:53,019
当然不同，我还没吞
1280
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:53,879
我也是
1281
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:54,740
我也一样
1282
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,419
你这么喜欢吞，全都给你了
1283
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:57,380
不是吧？
1284
01:10:57,550 --> 01:10:58,180
不是什么？
1285
01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,210
什么不是？
1286
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:00,249
我提议
1287
01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:00,849
我附议
1288
01:11:00,850 --> 01:11:01,749
我决议
1289
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,790
三读通过，上下议院一律批准
1290
01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:07,099
拿好，每次吃两颗，三分钟吃一次
1291
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:08,509
医生也是这样说的
1292
01:11:08,510 --> 01:11:09,360
什么医生？
1293
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,659
“谭咏伦”
1294
01:11:10,810 --> 01:11:12,180
医癣疥的
1295
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,080
（你啊，到现在还不能够照顾自己）
1296
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,350
（我也是人，我有我自己的理想）
1297
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,030
（我不能样样为你想，我没这么伟大）
1298
01:11:22,230 --> 01:11:25,850
（弟弟，你别哭了）
1299
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,630
“肥豹”说，如果找不到“鹧鸪菜”就大笑
1300
01:11:54,950 --> 01:11:58,240
这么感人的戏你还笑，你是不是人？
1301
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,440
不是，我是在等人
1302
01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:05,820
你还笑？ 哭
1303
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:11,579
大声一点
1304
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:20,240
好感动啊，我可忍不住了，我要去厕所
1305
01:12:24,330 --> 01:12:25,750
喂，你干什么？
1306
01:12:25,810 --> 01:12:26,576
你去了哪儿？
1307
01:12:26,577 --> 01:12:28,550
上厕所，他们四个呢？
1308
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,250
哭啊
1309
01:12:31,064 --> 01:12:31,850
死了？
1310
01:12:32,050 --> 01:12:32,809
不是
1311
01:12:33,010 --> 01:12:34,540
不是你哭什么？
1312
01:12:34,790 --> 01:12:35,542
大力士啊
1313
01:12:35,543 --> 01:12:36,669
大力士打他们？
1314
01:12:36,670 --> 01:12:37,969
不，说来话长
1315
01:12:37,970 --> 01:12:39,274
他们被锁在保险库里
1316
01:12:39,275 --> 01:12:41,007
快去找“曹警司”救他们
1317
01:12:43,830 --> 01:12:46,069
什么？ 你还考虑怎样去做？
1318
01:12:46,270 --> 01:12:47,640
他们在里面快憋死了
1319
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,500
如果我们采取行动
1320
01:12:49,550 --> 01:12:52,129
等于承认警方派人去偷东西
1321
01:12:52,330 --> 01:12:56,219
这件事，我们怎么向广大市民交代
1322
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,719
那几个人憋死了，你又怎么交代？
1323
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,280
唯有说 Sorry
1324
01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:04,330
说 Sorry，你不用考虑了
1325
01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:06,429
你再不派人，我就报警
1326
01:13:06,630 --> 01:13:08,400
你现在已经在报警了
1327
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,330
我是这里的主管，坐回去
1328
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:18,278
救救他们，拜托你救救他们
1329
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:19,739
救救他们啊
1330
01:13:20,210 --> 01:13:22,139
好，我决定…
1331
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:23,880
叫他们带氧气筒
1332
01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:28,210
有力无力仅此一滴，快点进来当值
1333
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,790
你放心吧
1334
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,690
进来
1335
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:34,920
阿 Sir
1336
01:13:35,170 --> 01:13:36,770
走了… 去救人吧
1337
01:13:36,770 --> 01:13:39,739
这个神经病，闯入警察局胡言乱语
1338
01:13:39,831 --> 01:13:41,300
送他到精神病院去
1339
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:43,240
Yes，Sir
1340
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:45,279
我也不想这样做
1341
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:48,050
放开我，救人啊…
1342
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,980
放开我，我不是神经病
1343
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:51,610
我还要去救人啊
1344
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:55,390
你放开我，若我不去，他们就死定了
1345
01:13:55,590 --> 01:13:57,329
放开我，我要救人
1346
01:13:57,330 --> 01:13:58,560
差婆的男友啊
1347
01:13:59,090 --> 01:13:59,950
对啊
1348
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,581
师兄，什么事
1349
01:14:04,582 --> 01:14:06,569
闹剧，“曹警司”说他有神经病
1350
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:08,100
要送精神病院
1351
01:14:12,710 --> 01:14:15,640
如果我们告诉差婆，一定有好戏看
1352
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:16,840
爽
1353
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:43,240
爸爸
1354
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:48,807
爸爸在那里就确难找…
1355
01:14:49,007 --> 01:14:50,740
小子，你过来干什么？
1356
01:14:51,650 --> 01:14:52,980
我找我爸爸
1357
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:55,320
我爸爸跟个女人进去了
1358
01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,280
那你还不回去告诉你妈
1359
01:14:57,390 --> 01:14:59,219
我妈妈跟个男人出去了
1360
01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:01,520
难怪你变成了白痴了
1361
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:03,890
爸爸…
1362
01:15:04,010 --> 01:15:06,172
我是你儿子“狗王伦”
1363
01:15:06,372 --> 01:15:07,890
爸爸
1364
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:10,520
儿子，你说吧
1365
01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:12,329
爸爸
1366
01:15:12,330 --> 01:15:14,669
妈妈把弟妹们，关在保险库里
1367
01:15:14,670 --> 01:15:16,900
你知道的，怎么办？
1368
01:15:17,170 --> 01:15:20,070
通知贼人把门打开，放他们出来
1369
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,900
如果贼人打他们呢？
1370
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:25,210
打死也比憋死好
1371
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,040
那“英女皇”的手下，会来帮他们吗？
1372
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,200
你不用想了，靠自己吧
1373
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,240
“一品香”
1374
01:15:52,270 --> 01:15:54,070
我想我快要死了
1375
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:57,010
临死前，我要跟你说句真心话
1376
01:15:57,450 --> 01:16:00,540
不用了，男人只要还有一口气
1377
01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:03,180
就没句真话，你可以省了
1378
01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:07,250
你错了，我不是一个普通的男人
1379
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:11,160
我是一个小小的大男人
1380
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:15,430
“一品香”，我真的很喜欢你
1381
01:16:15,730 --> 01:16:18,990
没用了，因为我很讨厌你
1382
01:16:19,670 --> 01:16:21,930
好，你很坦白
1383
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:26,030
为了你的坦白，我送点礼物给你
1384
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,180
就是我一直收藏的新鲜空气
1385
01:16:31,510 --> 01:16:33,010
送给你吧
1386
01:16:34,201 --> 01:16:35,710
重色轻友
1387
01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:43,050
好臭啊
1388
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:46,520
你真以为是新鲜空气
1389
01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:48,890
那是我的屁
1390
01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:54,100
好了，反派上场了
1391
01:17:01,770 --> 01:17:03,560
- 去哪里啊？ - 来抓我吧
1392
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,037
- 你们去哪里？ - 去哪里啊？
1393
01:17:06,630 --> 01:17:08,630
怎么又不抓我？
1394
01:17:08,985 --> 01:17:10,390
为什么不抓我？
1395
01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:12,730
钻石不见了
1396
01:17:13,770 --> 01:17:15,030
把他们带去见大哥
1397
01:17:15,170 --> 01:17:15,830
是
1398
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,840
喂…
1399
01:17:21,390 --> 01:17:22,405
谁啊？
1400
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:29,160
“鹧鸪菜”被人抓到精神病院去了？
1401
01:17:31,570 --> 01:17:33,460
好的，我马上去看他
1402
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:42,270
你干什么？
1403
01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:45,620
人逢喜事就精神爽啊
1404
01:17:46,450 --> 01:17:48,380
“鹧鸪菜”被人抓去了，你很开心
1405
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:50,720
不是开心，是兴奋
1406
01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:53,089
幸灾乐祸
1407
01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:55,589
即使我说不是，你也不会相信
1408
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:57,466
你不要跟我讲话
1409
01:17:58,330 --> 01:17:59,220
老婆
1410
01:17:59,730 --> 01:18:01,610
“蚊子”，你听我说吧
1411
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:03,181
我怎么会希望他神经病
1412
01:18:03,282 --> 01:18:05,240
只要你爱的，我全爱
1413
01:18:05,630 --> 01:18:06,470
恶心
1414
01:18:06,857 --> 01:18:08,850
我知道，你以为我想的吗？
1415
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:11,140
你不能怪我吃醋
1416
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:13,810
如果没有你，谁帮我洗衣服、洗碗
1417
01:18:13,910 --> 01:18:15,936
晚上谁帮我盖被子
1418
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,420
你把我当成你的工人啊
1419
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,226
不会…
1420
01:18:22,060 --> 01:18:24,088
工人是要给工钱的
1421
01:18:24,288 --> 01:18:25,220
什么？
1422
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:27,209
而老婆呢，就是把我…
1423
01:18:27,210 --> 01:18:30,750
全副身家性命财产，全归你所有
1424
01:18:31,130 --> 01:18:32,130
来吧
1425
01:18:34,090 --> 01:18:36,910
“光头佬”，开门，你在干嘛？
1426
01:18:36,990 --> 01:18:38,265
臭小子
1427
01:18:38,465 --> 01:18:39,701
干嘛把我关在里面
1428
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,180
Al…
1429
01:18:55,810 --> 01:18:58,369
“鹧鸪菜”，我的脚好痛啊
1430
01:18:58,446 --> 01:18:59,930
你的下巴痛不痛？
1431
01:19:01,610 --> 01:19:04,394
不痛… Albert 啊
1432
01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:06,950
外面好多警察
1433
01:19:07,150 --> 01:19:08,310
有六百个？
1434
01:19:08,690 --> 01:19:09,990
先回答我一个问题
1435
01:19:10,190 --> 01:19:10,929
什么问题？
1436
01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:12,600
两张钞票，你喜欢那一张？
1437
01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:15,959
两张都喜欢
1438
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,129
那你很正常啊
1439
01:19:17,130 --> 01:19:18,329
我当然正常
1440
01:19:18,330 --> 01:19:21,000
是“曹达华”，强行把我抓进来的
1441
01:19:22,430 --> 01:19:25,484
“华叔”真聪明，帮了我一把
1442
01:19:25,684 --> 01:19:26,744
你在说什么？
1443
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:31,080
你躲开，我用枪把这个锁打烂
1444
01:19:50,630 --> 01:19:51,830
你这是耍我嘛
1445
01:19:51,930 --> 01:19:54,630
不是耍你，是消遣你
1446
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:58,669
好爽
1447
01:19:58,870 --> 01:20:00,979
你耍我，我也来耍你
1448
01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:02,900
Albert
1449
01:20:03,010 --> 01:20:05,180
我想我都要在这渡过余生
1450
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:08,210
那就恭喜你长命百岁，蹲久一点
1451
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,085
麻烦你跟“蚊子”说…
1452
01:20:10,086 --> 01:20:12,227
“珠女”要交回她抚养了
1453
01:20:12,950 --> 01:20:14,250
什么“珠女”？
1454
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:15,669
“蚊子”没跟你说吗？
1455
01:20:15,870 --> 01:20:16,690
没有啊
1456
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:18,650
那算了…
1457
01:20:18,850 --> 01:20:21,280
你当我没说过，我什么都没说过
1458
01:20:21,490 --> 01:20:23,779
不行，不可以当没说过
1459
01:20:23,980 --> 01:20:24,960
回来啊
1460
01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:28,230
开锁，开啊…
1461
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,870
你胡说什么？
1462
01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:37,460
你就当我胡说吧
1463
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:39,359
你别胡说自己胡说
1464
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:40,639
那你想我怎么样？
1465
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:41,810
我要知道真相
1466
01:20:41,811 --> 01:20:43,140
你去问“蚊子”嘛
1467
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:45,040
你叫我问，你叫我怎么问？
1468
01:20:45,310 --> 01:20:47,379
直接问、间接问、大声问、小声问
1469
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,919
很凶的问，或者是很温柔的问
1470
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,489
不管你怎么问，我想都是用嘴巴去问
1471
01:20:52,690 --> 01:20:53,489
不用多说
1472
01:20:53,490 --> 01:20:55,743
你无法破坏我跟“蚊子”的感情
1473
01:20:55,943 --> 01:20:57,757
就算你以前跟她有关系
1474
01:20:57,957 --> 01:20:59,920
我也一样爱她的
1475
01:21:00,630 --> 01:21:02,999
我也跟“蚊子”说过，你很大方的
1476
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:04,320
你说谁大方？
1477
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,610
难道说你好客
1478
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,690
你个臭小子
1479
01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:12,990
你…
1480
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,120
我的头好痛
1481
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,810
不是好痛，是好他娘的痛
1482
01:21:24,490 --> 01:21:25,580
别来了
1483
01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:26,759
你怕我了？
1484
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:27,580
不要打了
1485
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,482
看看那边
1486
01:21:31,229 --> 01:21:32,520
不要打了
1487
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,990
不打才怪，你看那边
1488
01:21:42,854 --> 01:21:43,530
我…
1489
01:21:43,630 --> 01:21:46,067
早叫你不要打嘛，来
1490
01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,770
我一枪毙了你这个臭小子
1491
01:21:49,970 --> 01:21:51,970
Albert，用枪不算好汉啊
1492
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,360
也对
1493
01:21:58,220 --> 01:22:01,034
臭小子，现在我不用枪了
1494
01:22:01,506 --> 01:22:02,550
来啊…
1495
01:22:16,170 --> 01:22:18,260
臭小子，你打不到我了
1496
01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:32,520
臭小子，当你叔父我没本事，看着吧
1497
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:38,750
过奖
1498
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:45,550
你这个臭小子
1499
01:22:46,610 --> 01:22:48,030
你小子真行啊
1500
01:22:51,770 --> 01:22:52,805
算了…
1501
01:22:53,210 --> 01:22:55,000
“光头佬”，你要死啊
1502
01:22:57,330 --> 01:22:58,740
怎么？ 打不动了？
1503
01:23:00,310 --> 01:23:01,089
“蚊子”
1504
01:23:01,090 --> 01:23:02,629
“鹧鸪菜”，你怎么会有神经病呢？
1505
01:23:02,830 --> 01:23:04,060
我没神经病啊
1506
01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:05,860
你真的没事？
1507
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:06,799
我没事
1508
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,169
两个孩子的母亲
1509
01:23:08,170 --> 01:23:09,869
你怎么不问我有没有事？
1510
01:23:09,870 --> 01:23:10,930
你…
1511
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,895
你有没有事？
1512
01:23:14,010 --> 01:23:15,530
我当然有事了
1513
01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:18,123
气死我了
1514
01:23:18,323 --> 01:23:20,760
做了两个孩子的爸爸，我还不知道
1515
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:22,520
“光头佬”，你说什么？
1516
01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:25,060
没什么，他有神经病
1517
01:23:26,070 --> 01:23:27,890
我有神经病？ 我…
1518
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:29,965
这种丑事你要保密
1519
01:23:30,165 --> 01:23:32,349
你知道就好，别告诉“曹达华”啊
1520
01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:33,914
对，这种秘密
1521
01:23:34,114 --> 01:23:35,980
就算知道了也不能说
1522
01:23:36,190 --> 01:23:37,080
“华叔”
1523
01:23:37,090 --> 01:23:39,490
我全都知道了，不过我不会说
1524
01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:42,360
Albert，你真的全知道了
1525
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:43,600
- 全知道了 - 是啊
1526
01:23:44,330 --> 01:23:45,830
“蚊子”，来…
1527
01:23:46,370 --> 01:23:47,570
- 什么？ - 关门…
1528
01:23:47,770 --> 01:23:49,389
- 放我出来 - 什么事啊？
1529
01:23:49,390 --> 01:23:50,639
你不用再说了
1530
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,369
有两个男人对你那么痴情
1531
01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:55,050
你应该值得高兴才对
1532
01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:56,579
“曹达华”
1533
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,579
你告诉我，到底发生了什么事？
1534
01:23:58,580 --> 01:23:59,940
不能说
1535
01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:03,670
你也把我当神经病好了，走吧…
1536
01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:36,500
谢谢了，有救了
1537
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,410
喂，你吃什么？
1538
01:25:10,610 --> 01:25:11,409
花生米
1539
01:25:11,610 --> 01:25:12,570
给我一点
1540
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,650
老是吃别人的
1541
01:25:28,220 --> 01:25:29,350
-“一品香” - 干嘛
1542
01:25:29,450 --> 01:25:30,480
你说你是松绑专家
1543
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,719
我们现在全都被绑着，怎么解
1544
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,389
我也不知道
1545
01:25:33,390 --> 01:25:35,490
我习惯了紧急关头才会解绳子
1546
01:25:35,690 --> 01:25:37,420
现在还不紧急啊，“力保健”
1547
01:25:38,130 --> 01:25:38,820
什么事？
1548
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:43,859
解开了
1549
01:25:43,860 --> 01:25:45,311
这样子够急了吧
1550
01:25:45,511 --> 01:25:47,390
你解开绳子了，还不帮我解
1551
01:25:54,410 --> 01:25:55,640
走吧
1552
01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:57,022
放心
1553
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,280
不用多想，没问题的
1554
01:26:03,350 --> 01:26:05,590
这么不小心，把它扶起来
1555
01:26:08,490 --> 01:26:10,058
把它擦干净吧
1556
01:26:21,340 --> 01:26:23,100
不要扣了，好脏
1557
01:26:24,370 --> 01:26:25,640
你跟谁说话？
1558
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:26,849
关你什么事
1559
01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:28,940
多管闲事，是你朋友啊？
1560
01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:30,800
你是谁？
1561
01:26:31,310 --> 01:26:33,980
我是忍者，你们猜不到吧
1562
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,110
追
1563
01:26:38,970 --> 01:26:40,820
我假扮忍者而已…
1564
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,270
我要回家，我不玩了
1565
01:26:45,470 --> 01:26:47,270
你想得美，把他带进去
1566
01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:48,170
是…
1567
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,530
忍者必胜
1568
01:27:30,180 --> 01:27:31,500
一个都不能放走
1569
01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:32,200
是…
1570
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:33,980
我们全部都要走
1571
01:27:40,550 --> 01:27:41,219
你去帮他们
1572
01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:41,950
好
1573
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:57,790
抓他啊
1574
01:28:58,330 --> 01:28:59,660
“潮州”飞人
1575
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:04,530
转他，转死他
1576
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:07,350
转他！
1577
01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:10,540
转死他！
1578
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:15,410
暂停…
1579
01:29:23,370 --> 01:29:24,625
“潮州”飞弹
1580
01:29:28,072 --> 01:29:31,037
黑球入袋有七分的
1581
01:29:36,290 --> 01:29:38,259
不要玩了
1582
01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:08,249
这边啊
1583
01:30:08,450 --> 01:30:09,430
黑球撞杆
1584
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,910
“潮州”哈雷彗星
1585
01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:32,949
别动，用暗器？
1586
01:30:33,049 --> 01:30:34,129
你不乖…
1587
01:30:36,030 --> 01:30:37,430
“高佬”月光波
1588
01:30:41,210 --> 01:30:44,440
“力保健…”
1589
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:00,330
住手
1590
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:02,543
走开，让我来
1591
01:31:02,743 --> 01:31:05,110
好，我们精神上支持你
1592
01:31:06,050 --> 01:31:08,100
我虽然没有精神，但我也支持你
1593
01:32:33,910 --> 01:32:34,770
你没事吧？
1594
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,200
没事
1595
01:32:36,610 --> 01:32:37,570
钻石呢？
1596
01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:38,910
吞进肚子了
1597
01:32:39,350 --> 01:32:41,310
- 你带他们先走吧 - 好啊
1598
01:32:46,090 --> 01:32:47,050
“鹧鸪菜”
1599
01:32:47,250 --> 01:32:48,650
你跟他们走吧
1600
01:32:48,850 --> 01:32:49,910
走吧
1601
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:53,390
快点…
1602
01:32:55,530 --> 01:32:56,900
脱苦海了…
1603
01:32:57,830 --> 01:32:59,260
你们不许走
1604
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:02,500
你管得着吗？
1605
01:34:11,970 --> 01:34:13,540
阿 Sir，上面就是现场
1606
01:34:13,740 --> 01:34:14,509
上去吧
1607
01:34:14,510 --> 01:34:16,700
- 全部跟我上来 - 是
1608
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:21,040
算你走运，你的救兵来了
1609
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:29,050
- 把他扶起来 - 是
1610
01:34:30,060 --> 01:34:32,220
把犯人押走，那边还有两个
1611
01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:35,510
这是怎么一回事？
1612
01:34:35,710 --> 01:34:36,389
因为…
1613
01:34:36,490 --> 01:34:37,219
不是问你
1614
01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,050
探长
1615
01:34:38,660 --> 01:34:40,660
你怎么知道我是探长？
1616
01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:44,612
小孩子，聪明…
1617
01:34:44,812 --> 01:34:45,828
说吧…
1618
01:34:45,928 --> 01:34:47,428
有帮人偷了我的东西
1619
01:34:47,628 --> 01:34:49,140
他们还打伤我的人
1620
01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:52,449
死胖子，你很能打吗？
1621
01:34:52,650 --> 01:34:54,650
伙计，把他们全部带回去
1622
01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:55,850
全都带回去
1623
01:34:55,990 --> 01:34:58,840
你啊，跟我们回警察局认人
1624
01:34:59,040 --> 01:34:59,830
认人？
1625
01:34:59,930 --> 01:35:00,590
是啊
1626
01:35:00,690 --> 01:35:03,259
我今天抓了四万个，全是偷东西的
1627
01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:05,368
来吧，回警察局再说，走
1628
01:35:05,568 --> 01:35:06,620
走…
1629
01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:17,300
死胖子，你还不能走啊
1630
01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:19,760
我们之间还有事情没解决
1631
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,500
你打算怎样滥用私刑啊？
1632
01:35:24,670 --> 01:35:25,760
不会…
1633
01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:27,640
如果我要滥用私刑
1634
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,810
我早就把你抓到警察局了
1635
01:35:30,010 --> 01:35:31,980
你会跟我公平决斗吗？
1636
01:35:33,030 --> 01:35:35,780
公平到令我“Albert 欧”感到自豪啊
1637
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:37,620
来，坐下…
1638
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:39,639
我们来玩“俄罗斯”轮盘
1639
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:42,490
有我就没有你，没有你就有我
1640
01:35:42,690 --> 01:35:44,302
“俄罗斯”轮盘？
1641
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,960
这玩意会出人命的
1642
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,520
还是用拳头来较量吧
1643
01:35:50,530 --> 01:35:51,760
你怕了吧
1644
01:35:57,420 --> 01:35:58,810
如果光是意气之争
1645
01:35:58,910 --> 01:36:01,179
金钱瓜葛，人格受辱
1646
01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:02,909
争排位，争厕所
1647
01:36:03,010 --> 01:36:05,680
抢凳子坐，都可以用拳头来解决
1648
01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:09,250
现在是争老婆啊，所以必然是生死斗
1649
01:36:09,450 --> 01:36:12,497
谁没有种，谁就要退位让贤
1650
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,911
其实我跟“蚊子”她….
1651
01:36:17,111 --> 01:36:19,559
废话少说，你有种就把枪拿起来
1652
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,170
没种的话，你有多远给我滚多远
1653
01:36:22,370 --> 01:36:24,270
以后不要再缠着“蚊子”
1654
01:36:24,470 --> 01:36:26,570
因为你没有资格爱她
1655
01:36:26,770 --> 01:36:28,980
你不敢为她冒这个险
1656
01:36:33,290 --> 01:36:34,960
怎么样啊，臭小子
1657
01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:14,926
我运气真好
1658
01:37:15,126 --> 01:37:17,030
连开五枪都没事
1659
01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:20,370
轮到你了
1660
01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:27,308
现在该你来证明一下
1661
01:37:27,408 --> 01:37:28,602
怎么样爱“蚊子”
1662
01:37:28,702 --> 01:37:30,080
怎么样为她冒险
1663
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,959
死胖子，世界上有两种人是最蠢的
1664
01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:40,430
第一种是为了争人家老婆而死的人
1665
01:37:40,630 --> 01:37:43,159
第二种就是为了争自己老婆而死的人
1666
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:45,269
你呢是属于第一种
1667
01:37:45,470 --> 01:37:47,419
我就绝对不是第二种人
1668
01:37:47,620 --> 01:37:52,050
老婆没了可以再娶，命可只有一条啊
1669
01:37:54,090 --> 01:37:55,820
现在不是有没有命的问题
1670
01:37:55,970 --> 01:37:57,600
是人格的问题
1671
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:01,808
人格啊，我老早就锁在保险箱里了
1672
01:38:02,008 --> 01:38:04,620
所有大人物说的话，都是不算话的
1673
01:38:04,820 --> 01:38:06,153
就算我出尔反尔
1674
01:38:06,353 --> 01:38:08,330
喜新厌旧，抛妻弃子
1675
01:38:08,530 --> 01:38:10,340
那又如何…
1676
01:38:12,050 --> 01:38:14,600
要是被“蚊子”听到你这么讲，会怎么样？
1677
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:18,970
她伤心，难过，觉得自己嫁错人了
1678
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:20,570
你还打算这样骗下去
1679
01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:21,504
怎么样？
1680
01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:23,740
我会害怕吗？ 我会脸红吗？
1681
01:38:24,910 --> 01:38:27,070
这一次我可救不了你了，“光头佬”
1682
01:38:27,430 --> 01:38:30,340
所以说做人一定要面对现实
1683
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:34,830
现实是残酷的
1684
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:36,370
抛妻弃子
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01:38:36,570 --> 01:38:37,229
老婆
1686
01:39:03,053 --> 01:39:08,248
（天空牵起了万里朝阳）
1687
01:39:09,209 --> 01:39:11,499
（蓝停在视线里）
1688
01:39:11,735 --> 01:39:15,064
（令心中此际充满热望）
1689
01:39:16,393 --> 01:39:18,304
（遥远公路）
1690
01:39:18,645 --> 01:39:21,959
（无尽的风景迎入车窗）
1691
01:39:22,984 --> 01:39:24,922
（云在不变亦变）
1692
01:39:25,286 --> 01:39:29,004
（牵引着这眼睛走远）
1693
01:39:30,818 --> 01:39:33,662
（经过无数辛酸）
1694
01:39:34,087 --> 01:39:37,325
（仍能挺身一再互勉）
1695
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:39,009
（再共你面对）
1696
01:39:39,230 --> 01:39:40,811
（抹掉这泪水）
1697
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:46,051
（只盼同经困苦，仍能共你再聚）
1698
01:39:47,463 --> 01:39:50,407
（福星永在云上）
1699
01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:54,080
（心中永是明亮）
1700
01:39:54,731 --> 01:39:57,830
（开心的跟你任意翱翔）
1701
01:39:58,182 --> 01:40:01,476
（同寻求明日新的方向）
1702
01:40:01,679 --> 01:40:04,829
（愿踏步同往，踏着步伐共闯）
1703
01:40:05,052 --> 01:40:08,015
（同寻求每天的去向）
1704
01:40:08,502 --> 01:40:11,805
（要与你一起，永远与你分享）
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