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Sir
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坐下来
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今天这样的气氛，召集大家到来开会
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是和你们商量一件非常重要的事
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我们的第一号卧底“沈胜衣”
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已经壮烈牺牲了
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不过他留下一件很有用的线索
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就是这个黑盒
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里面有一卷幻灯底片
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放给大家看看
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这个美国人名叫 Kissinger，绰号“接吻鱼”
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是著名的国际犯罪经纪
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这个日本人名叫“哲木幸男”
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是一名赤军份子
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这个是“哲木幸男”的手下 Doyuta
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来历不明
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这几个人聚在一起，是要进行一宗交易
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赤军透过经纪
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和“巴勒斯坦”的革命份子买军火
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在“香港”交钱，外地交货
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大家都知道
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“香港”是个自由贸易
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不管制外汇的市场
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交钱给别人并不犯法
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我们没有权力去拘捕他们
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但是国际刑警
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要求我们想办法，去阻止这宗交易
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各位有什么提议？
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Sir
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好，列根，你说吧
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我肚子好饿，想去 Seven-Eleven 买东西吃
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不行，没事情比我们这件事更迫切
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在我们没想到办法之前
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任何人都不可离开这里
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不用伤脑筋
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不如我们偷光他们的钱
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他们就交易不成了
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笨蛋，叫警方的人去偷别人的钱
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那岂不是知法犯法？
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你们这帮人
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简直是浪费纳税人的金钱
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没事了，散会
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开灯
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喂，你留下来，我有话要跟你说
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Yes，Sir
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你的想法甚合我心意
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你认为找谁去偷好呢？
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你说警方去偷人家东西，是知法犯法
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找不是警方的人去做
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不就是最好的办法吗
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对
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你以前有个案子，找过外边人去做的
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这次再找那小胖去干，不就行了？
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- 你是说“鹧鸪菜”吗？ - 是
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阿 Sir
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“鹧鸪菜”
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坐吧
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怎么样，“鹧鸪菜”
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先说明，废话少说
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什么任务，“霸王花”已跟我说清楚了
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回佣多少，“霸王花”也跟我商议好了
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现在只有一个问题了
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什么问题啊？
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我不想再偷偷摸摸了
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如果要做的话
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就名正言顺，做一个警务人员
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这就容易了
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我向来都视你为警务人员
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我要有警务人员证件，我要有佩枪
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我要坐你这个位子
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我要每个人都叫我阿 Sir
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行，这是证件、配枪
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阿 Sir
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如果这件衣服，你合穿的话
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我给你穿也没问题
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“曹达华”，你算什么意思
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据“蛇仔明”说
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有宗案件，你找外面的人去办
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有什么案件，我们自己人不能做的？
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误会而已
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误会？
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是啊，是误会而已
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误会？
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是啊，真的是误会而已
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“蚊子”
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“鹧鸪菜”
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-“蚊子” -“鹧鸪菜”
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你瘦了很多
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你去了整容吗？
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一点点
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在孤儿院出来，我在中环工作
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同事们个个都花枝招展
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黄蜂腰、蟑螂肚
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相比之下，我很自卑
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自卑要死的吗？
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自卑比死更加痛苦
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我把心一横，去扪皮、拉面
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割眼、整鼻
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用了三个月的工资，换回女性的尊严
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挺起胸膛做女人
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凡是男人碰过来，都甘愿被我骗
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扪皮、拉面、割眼、整鼻
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那现在的你，已经不是原来的你了
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我才不管，我生活愉快
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那你呢？
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离开孤儿院的我，有如一只羔羊
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品性纯良，敦厚兼憨直
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我常常受人欺骗，青春喇
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热情喇、皮包的钱喇
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对女人的浪漫爱情，全都给人骗走了
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只剩下贞操而已
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想被人骗，又没人骗
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幸好遇到“罗汉果”和“大生地”
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我的人生才有些转机
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他们骗了你的贞操吗？
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不是，他们教我去箍脖子、行劫
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后来有点本钱了
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就买支枪去打劫银行、金舖和保险库
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今时今日
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他们再不叫我羔羊了，而叫我羚羊了
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你这只羚羊，做了这么多的坏事
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不怕被抓吗？
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不怕，现在有警方支持嘛
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你不相信的话，去问问“曹达华”好了
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不要问我啊，我不懂你们说的东西
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我回家就把头撞墙，脱裤放屁
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不打扰你们了
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潮流流行胡说嘛
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不行啊，“鹧鸪菜”
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我现在是有夫之妇了
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对，孤男寡女共处一室，是不大好的
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我们找个人多的地方吧
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好啊，我们去食堂
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也行
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啤酒
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柠乐、奶茶是谁的？
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柠乐、奶茶是谁的？
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我的
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让我来
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- 不用了 - 让我来
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喂，差婆啊…
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那边好吗？
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就坐这儿好了
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好啊
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有何高见？
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我从没见过，差婆对男人这么温柔
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可能他们是 Common Friend 普通朋友
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白痴
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你快点去叫“光头佬”来
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你呢？
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我去叫救护车
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我叫齐兄弟们来看好戏
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爽
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这种事你也做得出来
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你怎么对得起我
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- 什么？…有什么对不起你啊？ - 什么事？
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- 打架 - 你说啊…
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你这臭婆娘，让我戴绿帽子
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下次我砍死你
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你看见吗？
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我看见的话，连他也一起砍死
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是啊，我相信
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算了吧，夫妻一场
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死“光头佬”
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绿帽不是你戴，你当然是算了吧
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话不是这样说的，小子
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我说给你听
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假如我老婆给我戴绿帽子的话
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我会先调查对方有什么长处
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检讨自己有什么短处
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听到了没有，你知道你自己的短处了
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夫妻要贵乎忍让
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学习一下吧，臭男人
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我的婚姻生活很幸福的
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但是我常把绿帽放在身边
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随时随地戴起它，来警惕自己
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要对老婆好一点
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人生有三份一时间是在床上
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你老婆占了床的二份之一
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你别浪费唇舌了，他不会算术
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好，我不用数字来跟你说婚姻关系
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我用中国的道德伦常来跟你说
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所谓五伦就是…
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我看到你老婆，跟一个胖子在悄悄话
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那我岂不是戴绿帽了吗？
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是啊，就像这顶一样
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小子，我刚才跟你说的
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全部是四千年前的废话
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现在不流行了
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你是男人的话，就该揍他一顿
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踢她一脚，去吧
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好，好样的
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臭婆娘…
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来了…
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来了
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是啊，他平常都不准时回家的
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那对奸夫淫妇在哪儿啊？
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阿 Sir，面对现实吧，就在那边
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那边正在咬耳朵的一对就是了
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过去揍他吧
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小子，宁教人打儿子莫教人分妻
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对啊…
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我叫你打奸夫而已，去揍他
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不用说，我自有分寸
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不会的
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很好笑吗？ 说出来看看有什么好笑
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“光头佬”，你不是正在当值的吗？
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对，所以我有枪的，而且还是两支
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你干嘛拿两支枪出来啊？ 收起来
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让我来介绍，这位就是…
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我们去那边坐
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别跟陌生人坐在一起
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什么陌生人啊？
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他就是我经常跟你提起的 Eric
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“鹧鸪菜”啊
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是啊
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哈罗，胖子，我们拜拜了
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好爽啊，怎么你这么不小心啊
219
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,040
吐司是用来吃的，不是用来抓的
220
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,240
我去拿点东西来给你抹手
221
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,649
胖子，我叫区瑞强，是她的老公
222
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婚姻注册号码是 AA260111
223
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“光头佬”，我叫“伍家廉”
224
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身份证号码是 E726541
225
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“蚊子”是我的初恋情人
226
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初恋情人？ 当时你几岁啊？
227
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八岁
228
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八岁不是初恋，是幼稚恋
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小子，你知道什么叫恋爱吗？
230
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我不知道，所以就请教“蚊子”了
231
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,700
你们怎么谈得这样投契？
232
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是啊，我们很投契
233
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,640
你们干什么啊？
234
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,349
没事
235
00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:22,410
没事…
236
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,140
是我的
237
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,480
Albert，你干什么啊？
238
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,260
阿 Sir，你怎么样了？
239
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,130
没事…
240
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,000
老婆，麻烦你替我叫杯鸳鸯
241
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,500
麻烦
242
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:43,743
幸福
243
00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:46,700
不是幸福，是很幸福
244
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,640
水啊…
245
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,640
厉害啊
246
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,430
Albert，干嘛喷到人家一脸都是
247
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没什么，我们玩玩而已
248
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,429
是啊，我们比赛看看谁喷得厉害嘛
249
00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:50,700
现在轮到我了
250
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,670
你准备好了没有？
251
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,170
好，来吧
252
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,170
哈哈，我是有备而战的
253
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,689
臭小子，你喷两次
254
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Albert
255
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,450
你真有本事啊
256
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,690
我们总算认识了，把脸擦干
257
00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:16,931
我想我先走了
258
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:18,832
找天请你们俩吃饭
259
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,478
不，我们请你吃饭才对
260
00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:29,000
不如星期六，你到我家里来吧
261
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,370
好，就这样吧，那我走了
262
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,640
我送你
263
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,749
- 阿 Sir，你怎么样 - 他们走了
264
00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:37,649
走了？
265
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:38,980
- 追啊 - 走…
266
00:16:47,151 --> 00:16:49,029
像只叫春猫一样
267
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,608
无论如何我都要盯着
268
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,690
看看你们今晚在我面前搞什么？
269
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,630
过来帮帮忙
270
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,212
整天看报纸，小心看到变瞎子
271
00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:59,760
变瞎，你想得美啊
272
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,610
叽叽咕咕，自言自语
273
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,750
老婆… 不行啊
274
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,079
原来“华叔”约了我，今晚吃政治饭啊
275
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,520
早去早回吧
276
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:18,255
如果好玩的话，我晚一点才回来
277
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:19,685
尽管你不回来
278
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,450
你当然想我不回来
279
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什么？
280
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,970
没有，我没有说话
281
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,570
我心里在想什么，她都听得见
282
00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,080
老婆，我去啦
283
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进来吧
284
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:02,825
好
285
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,000
咦，Albert 呢？
286
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:07,600
他有事，回警署去了
287
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,639
这些花是送给你的
288
00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:12,253
你还记得我喜欢玫瑰花啊
289
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,892
记得，你喜欢的我一定记得的
290
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,253
你坐一会儿，我去开饭
291
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,340
好
292
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,920
臭小子，别出声啊
293
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,400
看看有什么菜
294
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,170
午餐肉、豆豉鲮鱼、茄汁豆、咖喱鸡
295
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,800
不会嫌弃酒微菜薄吧？
296
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,000
当然不会
297
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,009
这些全都是你和我第一次去旅行时
298
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,940
吃的菜，你忘了吗？
299
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,810
我替你盛饭
300
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,610
好，谢谢
301
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,720
吃饭了
302
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:01,990
谢谢
303
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,560
什么事啊？
304
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,510
没什么，好像有蚊虫
305
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,510
我去拿点药水来喷一下
306
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:19,980
还待着？
307
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,970
对，我走了…
308
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:26,910
让我来
309
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,964
搞定，随便喷喷就可以了
310
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:34,950
吃饭吧
311
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,717
“鹧鸪菜”，你不是有意的吧？
312
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,754
什么？
313
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,540
没事了，吃饭吧
314
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,929
“鹧鸪菜”，不要再用脚撩我了
315
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:55,699
我用脚撩你？
316
00:19:57,609 --> 00:19:59,639
对不起，我不是有意的
317
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:01,910
“光头佬”真的很爱你是吗？
318
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,050
我知道
319
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,421
无论如何，他的出发点都是爱你的
320
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:06,699
我知道
321
00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,400
不过有件事，你是不知道的
322
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,330
什么？
323
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,420
“光头佬”…
324
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,790
他一直都在台子下面
325
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,870
“光头佬”
326
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,340
你一直都不相信我
327
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,909
不是啊…
328
00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:23,840
我死了，要死就一起死好了
329
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,290
别乱动
330
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,650
做点小事情，就像死了爸爸一样
331
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,495
织毛衣，当然是找女朋友织的嘛
332
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:44,329
织毛衣，我当然会找女朋友
333
00:20:44,728 --> 00:20:46,618
织手套、围巾我也会找她
334
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,399
织这种东西，我怎么知道她会不会啊
335
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,169
你也不会吧
336
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,790
织了这么久也不会收口，骗人吗
337
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,220
关你什么事，我织给“罗汉果”的
338
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,873
不过，我想已经够长了
339
00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:00,713
拿出来看看够不够长？
340
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,180
再伸长一点
341
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,650
已经伸到尽了
342
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,821
特别麻烦，记着以后上街带着它
343
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,660
不然舌头着凉就惨了
344
00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:23,830
变金…
345
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:27,470
喂！
346
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,100
你快疯了
347
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,117
这样指一下就可以变金，你就发财了
348
00:21:32,317 --> 00:21:34,228
土包子，一点学识都没有
349
00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:37,010
这叫点石成金，知道吗？
350
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,448
变金
351
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:45,250
喂，“非洲”领事馆
352
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,478
什么？ 找“依莉沙伯。泰莱”？
353
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:49,500
等等
354
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,160
找谁啊？
355
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:00,570
喂？
356
00:22:01,349 --> 00:22:05,370
是啊…
357
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:09,479
是啊…
358
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,737
喂，哈罗，你怎么样啊？
359
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,719
我还是这样，你现在在哪里？
360
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,550
在家里？ 正在洗澡？
361
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:25,329
岂不是没穿衣服，脱光光的
362
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,250
你真是骚啊，等一会
363
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,690
你的未婚妻啊
364
00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:36,160
喂，“鹧鸪菜”啊
365
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,000
什么？ 又要帮忙警察？
366
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,830
不行，你自己跟他们说好了
367
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,980
不是说有人送东西来的吗？
368
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,120
- 一定是送错地方了 - 对啊
369
00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:04,999
看你们的表情，就知道你们明白
370
00:23:05,163 --> 00:23:07,090
我这次回来找你们的目的了
371
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:08,861
- 我不明白 - 是啊
372
00:23:09,061 --> 00:23:09,930
我也不明白
373
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:11,330
我明白
374
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,000
不明白
375
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:17,610
不明白说到明白，很简单的嘛
376
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:20,049
警方为了奖励我们过往的功勋
377
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,519
这次特别提供一项
378
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,589
易如反掌的任务给我们
379
00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,850
奖金还很高啊
380
00:23:29,155 --> 00:23:31,159
先把奖金告诉你们
381
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,260
听完了，你们一定很高兴
382
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,590
一百万…
383
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:36,708
捶一下
384
00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,120
二百万
385
00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:46,360
我可以争取到五百万
386
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,550
这种谎话也说得出，不怕笑死人吗？
387
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,170
说谎…
388
00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:54,980
绝对没有说谎，我可以发誓
389
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,964
如果我有说谎的话，我们大家一起死
390
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,950
各位兄弟，各位情同手足的兄弟
391
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,480
请听我“鹧鸪菜”说一句话
392
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,649
钱，可能吸引不了你们
393
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:20,280
但这次的事，你们算帮我一下
394
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,540
一场兄弟，我很需要帮助
395
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,989
请你们伸出友谊之手
396
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,920
友谊之手就没有，同情之手吧
397
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,460
什么意思，瞧不起我吗？
398
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,170
不是瞧不起你，是侮辱
399
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:50,480
没错，意思就是叫你快滚
400
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,779
这太过份了
401
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,710
对啊
402
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:54,810
那好吧
403
00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:57,820
你们不肯的话，唯有我独自去做
404
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,019
一个人要跟五个警花一起做事
405
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,020
是很累的
406
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:04,790
不过没办法，没兄弟帮忙嘛
407
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,699
一个人要当五个美女的情夫
408
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,169
还要假戏真做
409
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,020
岂不是奉旨上床
410
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,700
这次真是财色兼收
411
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,569
-“鹧鸪菜” - 想通了？
412
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,209
你别再吹牛了
413
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,179
我们没有人肯跟你冒这种危险
414
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,009
你知道吗？ 现在我们都丰衣足食
415
00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,409
当律师的当律师，当医生的当医生
416
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:27,680
连“罗汉果”都去开飞机了
417
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,719
我下个月要和船王的女儿结婚
418
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,649
到“地中海”渡蜜月，那有空啊
419
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,459
所以我劝你改邪归正吧
420
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,350
别再靠奖金为生了
421
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,330
那好吧，我还是靠《诺贝尔奖金》过生活好了
422
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,430
虽然苦了一点，但是总比冒险好
423
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:45,099
我要走了，我要回去研究所修理火箭
424
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,560
因为下个礼拜要上太空，拜拜
425
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:51,170
对了，有没有话要跟超人说啊
426
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,100
没有啊？ 那我走了
427
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,140
时间到了，银行要关门了
428
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:00,840
- 对啊 - 快点…
429
00:26:08,961 --> 00:26:10,750
今天轮到那一间啊
430
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,529
随便到“九龙城”找一间吧
431
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,160
腻不腻啊，又是“九龙城”
432
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,459
这个礼拜已去四次了
433
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,820
轮不到你出声，今天去“佐敦道”
434
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:19,499
我买了“嘉禾戏院”5:30 的票
435
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,700
以免赶得要命
436
00:26:22,329 --> 00:26:25,248
人选的事，你不用到处去找了
437
00:26:25,448 --> 00:26:27,466
由我们警方负责
438
00:26:27,736 --> 00:26:30,966
这几位就是不同部门的警官
439
00:26:31,176 --> 00:26:33,776
帮你负责挑选人材
440
00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:36,966
那岂不是又要我带警察办事
441
00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:38,836
只要你选出来的人
442
00:26:38,876 --> 00:26:40,530
我就马上开除他
443
00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,095
变回普通的人
444
00:26:42,342 --> 00:26:45,925
因为我们所有警方人员，曾经宣誓过
445
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:49,946
一定为全港市民服务，你放心吧
446
00:26:58,336 --> 00:26:59,452
救命啊，阿 Sir
447
00:26:59,553 --> 00:27:00,996
那只衰狗咬我
448
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,296
“狗王伦”
449
00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:04,106
你不是说过，会跟狗说话的吗？
450
00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,605
这只狗不知从哪里得来
451
00:27:06,606 --> 00:27:07,806
不会说“广东话”的
452
00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:09,743
或许它会说“西班牙话”呢
453
00:27:09,943 --> 00:27:10,976
也对
454
00:27:26,494 --> 00:27:30,149
镇定一点… 不用怕，镇定点
455
00:27:33,776 --> 00:27:35,667
你开枪打死它？
456
00:27:36,462 --> 00:27:38,596
我刚刚才跟它沟通好
457
00:27:39,176 --> 00:27:42,206
它想扑过来，拥抱我和亲亲我
458
00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:46,786
你就这样打死它
459
00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:50,016
狗啊狗，你死得真可怜啊
460
00:27:50,356 --> 00:27:51,855
它还是只母狗
461
00:27:51,856 --> 00:27:54,126
你们真是没人情味，我不干了
462
00:27:54,856 --> 00:27:56,726
你们谁开过这支枪啊？
463
00:27:56,866 --> 00:27:58,146
就是他…
464
00:27:58,866 --> 00:28:00,556
死了一条狗也这么难过
465
00:28:00,676 --> 00:28:01,856
他一定很有义气的
466
00:28:02,696 --> 00:28:04,305
你选中谁，我都不管
467
00:28:04,306 --> 00:28:06,566
我要知道谁开过这支枪
468
00:28:06,706 --> 00:28:09,376
枪法这么准绳，当然不是警察
469
00:28:09,576 --> 00:28:12,276
快点，还有四个，继续选吧
470
00:28:13,476 --> 00:28:16,176
小妹妹，好漂亮啊，干吗低着头啊？
471
00:28:16,316 --> 00:28:17,806
- 到那里去啊？ - 放手啊
472
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:22,426
有没有搞错啊，装纯情
473
00:28:22,816 --> 00:28:23,686
多少钱？
474
00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:25,216
十八块，谢谢
475
00:28:26,526 --> 00:28:27,425
找钱
476
00:28:27,426 --> 00:28:28,525
十八块啊
477
00:28:28,526 --> 00:28:31,016
不会错的，还不快点找钱给阿 Sir
478
00:28:31,426 --> 00:28:32,725
阿 Sir，你最喜欢吃的
479
00:28:32,726 --> 00:28:33,665
谢谢
480
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,526
你看不到这是五百块吗？
481
00:28:35,636 --> 00:28:36,735
一百块而已
482
00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:38,026
对，一百块钱
483
00:28:43,236 --> 00:28:44,536
当是小费，不用找了
484
00:28:44,746 --> 00:28:46,736
阿 Sir，你的
485
00:28:47,346 --> 00:28:51,306
那边的小子在捣蛋，帮忙去看看
486
00:28:55,886 --> 00:28:57,486
胖子，干什么啊？
487
00:28:58,456 --> 00:28:59,826
欠揍吗
488
00:29:00,056 --> 00:29:02,156
Billy，你喜欢用刀还是叉啊？
489
00:29:02,656 --> 00:29:04,686
我喜欢用私人武器
490
00:29:04,866 --> 00:29:06,526
胖子，你认为呢？
491
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,716
有枪的，是警察
492
00:29:11,106 --> 00:29:12,336
打不死我
493
00:29:12,406 --> 00:29:14,136
我就射杀你们
494
00:29:20,276 --> 00:29:22,116
什么？ 你分明跟我过不去…
495
00:29:22,216 --> 00:29:24,646
这么大声干嘛，凶我吗？
496
00:29:25,445 --> 00:29:27,602
阿 Sir，那边有麻烦啊
497
00:29:28,002 --> 00:29:29,735
再来一份牛排好不好？
498
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,672
我只有一张五百块，够钱找吗？
499
00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:32,485
够…
500
00:29:32,486 --> 00:29:33,696
- 真的够吗？ - 真的
501
00:29:33,796 --> 00:29:37,095
了不起，翅膀长硬了，会飞了
502
00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:39,195
吃了我十多年，耍了我十多年
503
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,192
跟这个臭小子，你算怎么样？
504
00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:43,507
- 你说话小心点啊 - 唬我啊
505
00:29:43,707 --> 00:29:44,733
- 要打吗 - 别这样
506
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:45,770
- 喂！ 走开
507
00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:46,571
放手…
508
00:29:47,736 --> 00:29:48,706
什么事啊？
509
00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:51,006
小胖，我劝你少管闲事
510
00:29:51,106 --> 00:29:52,906
免得翻桌时，殃及池鱼啊
511
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:53,958
翻桌？
512
00:29:54,937 --> 00:29:56,076
真的吗？
513
00:30:04,956 --> 00:30:06,116
枪呢？
514
00:30:08,696 --> 00:30:09,856
别走！
515
00:30:10,026 --> 00:30:11,156
C.I.D.
516
00:30:11,596 --> 00:30:12,626
我也是 C.I.D.
517
00:30:12,726 --> 00:30:14,296
我的枪被人抢走了，快点帮忙追
518
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,356
不许动
519
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:17,696
我是高级便衣，快点帮忙追啊
520
00:30:17,936 --> 00:30:19,396
高级的在后面
521
00:30:19,806 --> 00:30:20,796
高级督察
522
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:21,505
好极了，阿 Sir
523
00:30:21,506 --> 00:30:22,935
我被人抢枪，你是看见的
524
00:30:23,135 --> 00:30:25,445
我只看见你贪污、无故露械
525
00:30:25,546 --> 00:30:28,166
滥用职权、还要失掉警枪
526
00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:29,615
阿 Sir，其实不是我…
527
00:30:29,616 --> 00:30:32,606
7181，你这次死定了
528
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,076
车子准备好没？
529
00:30:34,156 --> 00:30:35,346
准备好了，阿 Sir
530
00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:37,261
阿 Sir，你摆明是陷害我
531
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,446
害你又怎么样？ 走吧
532
00:30:39,926 --> 00:30:40,886
走啊
533
00:30:43,296 --> 00:30:45,095
你说的那个资深警员，是他吗
534
00:30:45,096 --> 00:30:46,745
对，麻烦你了“王帮办”
535
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:47,936
辛苦了
536
00:30:48,136 --> 00:30:48,986
不用客气
537
00:30:49,066 --> 00:30:51,606
胖子，你不用当警察了，跟我混就行了
538
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,396
你叫我跟就跟啊？
539
00:30:54,576 --> 00:30:56,141
跟不跟啊…
540
00:30:56,341 --> 00:30:58,876
- 钱啊，发财了 - 跟不跟啊…
541
00:30:59,076 --> 00:31:00,436
你说跟就跟
542
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,998
你想我杀人还是放火啊？
543
00:31:03,198 --> 00:31:04,846
到时我会告诉你的
544
00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:05,946
哦，Good！
545
00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:08,216
有事一定要找我，我很能干的
546
00:31:08,316 --> 00:31:10,056
Thank you, Sir，thank you very much
547
00:31:10,356 --> 00:31:12,146
发财啦，Sorry
548
00:31:13,356 --> 00:31:14,456
下一个到谁啊？
549
00:31:14,726 --> 00:31:16,539
就是你说从小到大都在“新界”
550
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,025
从没到过“九龙”的那个穿山甲
551
00:31:18,026 --> 00:31:18,856
Rambo
552
00:31:21,278 --> 00:31:22,326
你过来
553
00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:27,936
你就是 Rambo
554
00:31:28,336 --> 00:31:30,135
Rambo 只是别人赞美我的说话
555
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:31,275
我是 5198，阿 Sir
556
00:31:31,276 --> 00:31:32,409
你想加入特警组？
557
00:31:32,609 --> 00:31:33,606
Yes，Sir
558
00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,206
有没有信心？
559
00:31:35,735 --> 00:31:37,006
我比他们优秀
560
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:47,174
好，上面山岗有个盒子
561
00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:49,910
里面有支手枪，你把它拿下来
562
00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,849
时间是十分钟
563
00:31:52,049 --> 00:31:53,852
沿途，我有特警组队员
564
00:31:53,952 --> 00:31:55,596
会好好招呼你的
565
00:31:55,736 --> 00:31:57,326
生死各安天命
566
00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,338
这里有个铃铛，你把它戴上去
567
00:32:00,538 --> 00:32:02,566
要原封不动，把它带回来
568
00:32:02,906 --> 00:32:03,854
任务完成
569
00:32:03,954 --> 00:32:05,783
你就是特警组的一份子
570
00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:09,028
好，三分钟之后开始行动
571
00:32:09,604 --> 00:32:10,476
Yes，Sir
572
00:34:31,226 --> 00:34:32,086
行啦
573
00:34:39,366 --> 00:34:42,865
Rambo，我是特别行动组高级督察
574
00:34:43,066 --> 00:34:45,006
我现在控告你，蓄意伤害飞虎队成员
575
00:34:45,206 --> 00:34:47,123
有没有搞错啊，他想杀害我啊
576
00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:49,336
不是我搞错，而是你搞错
577
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:50,906
那岂不是陷害吗？
578
00:34:51,106 --> 00:34:51,788
阿 Sir…
579
00:34:51,908 --> 00:34:52,596
你…
580
00:34:52,976 --> 00:34:54,636
怎么这么准啊？
581
00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:58,525
对，我就是害你
582
00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,516
好啊，陷害我…
583
00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:05,856
我现在控告你，多次谋杀同一名警员
584
00:35:05,995 --> 00:35:06,976
什么？
585
00:35:10,356 --> 00:35:13,866
巡逻第一件事，就是把子弹全退出来
586
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:14,966
为什么？
587
00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,796
就算枪被人抢了，也不会被人射死
588
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,720
抢劫啊…
589
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,536
还给我…
590
00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:26,692
抢劫啊，走啊…
591
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:27,892
走啊…
592
00:35:28,116 --> 00:35:30,084
阿 Sir，有人抢劫啊…
593
00:35:33,446 --> 00:35:34,646
真走运
594
00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:41,286
- 用刀砍人，走啊 - 走啊…
595
00:35:51,636 --> 00:35:54,295
- 危险啊 - 走啊…
596
00:35:55,122 --> 00:35:57,596
我跑不动了…
597
00:36:00,046 --> 00:36:01,206
天怒人怨啊
598
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,348
世界末日了
599
00:36:03,548 --> 00:36:05,748
- 去找地方躲藏啊 - 走啊…
600
00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:08,656
喂，这里啊
601
00:36:20,536 --> 00:36:21,766
你们是什么人啊？
602
00:36:21,866 --> 00:36:24,856
还要问，一看就知道是黑帮老大了
603
00:36:25,386 --> 00:36:26,811
我们是个小小警察
604
00:36:26,911 --> 00:36:28,576
- 走错了地方，打扰了 - 是啊
605
00:36:28,776 --> 00:36:30,185
ATTENTION
606
00:36:30,976 --> 00:36:32,842
ABOUT-TURN
607
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:36,976
他们是警界的耻辱
608
00:36:37,246 --> 00:36:38,916
所以希望你能用他们
609
00:36:39,086 --> 00:36:40,674
要是他们任务完成的话
610
00:36:40,774 --> 00:36:42,346
就当是将功赎罪
611
00:36:42,664 --> 00:36:43,586
如果失败
612
00:36:43,686 --> 00:36:46,500
就当替我们警方扫除垃圾
613
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,326
麻烦你，解释一下这次的任务
614
00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:51,386
你们几个也站过去
615
00:36:59,736 --> 00:37:01,335
这次我为警方做一件…
616
00:37:01,336 --> 00:37:03,136
警方不能出面做的事
617
00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:04,545
所以要找你们几位
618
00:37:04,546 --> 00:37:07,242
最不适宜当警察的警察来帮忙
619
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:08,793
如果事成之后
620
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:12,268
你们每人可以一次得到 25 年的薪酬
621
00:37:12,468 --> 00:37:13,445
至于做些什么
622
00:37:13,503 --> 00:37:14,736
你们暂时不要问
623
00:37:14,926 --> 00:37:16,156
大家还有什么问题？
624
00:37:16,256 --> 00:37:17,916
如有的话，尽管提出来
625
00:37:18,526 --> 00:37:22,086
好，既然大家没问题，我们出发吧
626
00:37:29,536 --> 00:37:30,826
就在这儿
627
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,936
喂，等一等
628
00:37:42,185 --> 00:37:43,706
喂，“鹧鸪”大哥
629
00:37:44,046 --> 00:37:45,785
里面有很浓的古龙水味
630
00:37:45,786 --> 00:37:48,261
是吗？ 这里是秘密的地方
631
00:37:48,361 --> 00:37:49,586
应该没有人知道的
632
00:37:49,656 --> 00:37:51,346
- 喂，Rambo - 有
633
00:37:51,756 --> 00:37:52,646
杀人灭口吗？
634
00:37:52,656 --> 00:37:54,085
不是，上去探查一下
635
00:37:54,086 --> 00:37:54,886
嗯
636
00:38:17,516 --> 00:38:21,156
你搞什么鬼啊？ 我是“曹警司”啊
637
00:38:21,356 --> 00:38:22,836
喂，“曹警司”啊
638
00:38:27,356 --> 00:38:30,254
“鹧鸪菜”，你真不知道是什么眼光
639
00:38:30,454 --> 00:38:35,356
找这么几个笨蛋，这任务很重大的啊
640
00:38:35,966 --> 00:38:37,896
你这样说，就是我选错了人
641
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:41,552
好，那我们各奔前程，劳燕分飞吧
642
00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:43,106
走了…
643
00:38:46,823 --> 00:38:47,931
撤退…
644
00:38:48,131 --> 00:38:49,536
不要吓倒她
645
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:53,244
全世界的男人
646
00:38:53,444 --> 00:38:57,110
无论贫富贵贱，胖瘦高矮
647
00:38:57,310 --> 00:38:59,816
都有共同的弱点的
648
00:39:04,866 --> 00:39:05,668
“曹警司”
649
00:39:05,868 --> 00:39:07,798
我留在这里集训行不行啊？
650
00:39:07,998 --> 00:39:11,109
当然不行啊，我不能够出面的嘛
651
00:39:11,309 --> 00:39:15,336
你就代表警方跟他们做联络人
652
00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:19,945
这位是“一品香”小姐
653
00:39:20,146 --> 00:39:22,134
她拥有很多专家的头衔
654
00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:26,385
松绑专家、易容专家和伪做专家
655
00:39:26,669 --> 00:39:29,040
还有最重要的就是… 你们听着
656
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,016
是自由搏击专家
657
00:39:31,186 --> 00:39:33,682
她在这里训练你们所有的技能
658
00:39:33,882 --> 00:39:36,096
协助你们完成任务
659
00:39:36,296 --> 00:39:38,612
她会在这里训练你们三天
660
00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:42,866
时间非常有限，希望你们努力学习
661
00:39:43,296 --> 00:39:46,070
是啊，我有空就会回来探望你们
662
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:51,305
不用了，“鹧鸪菜”是警方唯一…
663
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:54,025
知道你们这个组合的联络人
664
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,061
将来完成任务之后
665
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:58,703
也是由他分钱给你们
666
00:39:58,916 --> 00:40:01,116
“鹧鸪菜”，我们走吧
667
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:04,015
别妨碍他们学习，走吧
668
00:40:04,216 --> 00:40:05,286
拜拜
669
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:12,756
别把便宜占光了，记住留一点给我
670
00:40:13,365 --> 00:40:15,196
- 留多少啊？ -“鹧鸪菜”
671
00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:17,366
- 一点点，记住 - 这么一点点
672
00:40:17,466 --> 00:40:18,826
OK，拜拜
673
00:40:19,736 --> 00:40:21,406
三天时间虽然不是很长
674
00:40:21,436 --> 00:40:24,072
但是我会将各项技能，尽量教给你们
675
00:40:24,272 --> 00:40:27,146
希望我们合作愉快，像自己人一样
676
00:40:28,546 --> 00:40:31,913
好啊… 我们关起门就是一家亲了
677
00:40:36,838 --> 00:40:39,216
好功夫，好棒…
678
00:40:40,256 --> 00:40:43,246
你们心里在想什么，我很清楚
679
00:40:43,945 --> 00:40:45,511
喂，你在想什么？
680
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:47,516
我在想你想的事，你呢？
681
00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:50,695
我想我跟你们一样吧，不过不太肯定
682
00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:52,972
如果是的话，就应该很兴奋的
683
00:40:53,172 --> 00:40:54,226
是啊
684
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,706
喂，你去说吧
685
00:40:59,298 --> 00:41:00,498
去吧
686
00:41:04,276 --> 00:41:05,666
我代表大家跟你说
687
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:07,452
我们心里都在想…
688
00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:10,216
怎么跟你上床睡觉
689
00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:19,056
你以为只有我这么想吗？
690
00:41:19,196 --> 00:41:21,316
他们每个人都是这么想，是不是啊？
691
00:41:22,574 --> 00:41:23,874
不是
692
00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:27,083
我没这样想过
693
00:41:27,283 --> 00:41:28,476
是啊，我也没有
694
00:41:28,606 --> 00:41:31,466
怎么你的思想这样下流、肮脏
695
00:41:31,506 --> 00:41:32,536
我们瞧不起你
696
00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:35,059
我们想着跟“一品香”学习，所以很兴奋
697
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:37,012
怎么你想跟人上床的啊？
698
00:41:37,516 --> 00:41:38,939
你们这群臭小子故意整我
699
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:40,276
我揍死你们
700
00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:42,548
算了吧
701
00:41:42,726 --> 00:41:44,592
起码你有一点值得我欣赏
702
00:41:44,593 --> 00:41:45,857
就是你够坦白
703
00:41:46,057 --> 00:41:47,318
这点我也承认
704
00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:50,286
可是坦白跟愚蠢，只有一线之差
705
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,066
名言，真理
706
00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:56,466
我不明白“鹧鸪菜”怎么会选你们
707
00:41:56,715 --> 00:42:00,296
不过算了，我会尽力保护你和教大家
708
00:42:00,627 --> 00:42:02,775
请你尽力保护我，我好怕啊
709
00:42:02,976 --> 00:42:05,636
别这样，要挺起胸膛做人
710
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:08,515
请你教教我，怎样才能挺起胸膛做人
711
00:42:08,516 --> 00:42:09,436
这样
712
00:42:10,534 --> 00:42:11,848
这样啊
713
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,059
- 好大啊 - 好，我们时间有限
714
00:42:15,259 --> 00:42:17,926
在天黑之前，我们先学习自由搏击
715
00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:20,925
好了… 我们可以自由揩油了
716
00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:22,395
对啊…
717
00:42:22,596 --> 00:42:24,335
有你的份吗？
718
00:42:27,103 --> 00:42:28,884
我是全亚洲空手道冠军
719
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:31,739
空手道的要诀，除了快、准、劲之外
720
00:42:31,939 --> 00:42:34,289
还要在最短时间内，发挥最大的杀伤力
721
00:42:34,389 --> 00:42:36,941
在开始之前，我想看看你们的功夫
722
00:42:37,141 --> 00:42:38,403
“力保健”，你出来
723
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:39,323
有
724
00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:41,836
打功夫一定要冷静、敏捷、出手快
725
00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,449
任何一个高手都有破绽
726
00:42:44,549 --> 00:42:45,971
看你能不能找出来
727
00:42:46,171 --> 00:42:48,016
这个破绽好难找
728
00:42:48,886 --> 00:42:49,976
Sorry
729
00:42:50,816 --> 00:42:52,275
真是很厉害啊
730
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:54,356
Rambo，你的功夫最好，你出来
731
00:42:54,556 --> 00:42:57,126
找她破绽，占她便宜，去啊…
732
00:42:58,366 --> 00:42:59,989
- 弹不弹手啊？ - 弹啊…
733
00:43:00,089 --> 00:43:01,586
弹得我手都麻痹了
734
00:43:12,898 --> 00:43:14,966
好…
735
00:43:16,095 --> 00:43:17,506
“狗王伦”
736
00:43:18,455 --> 00:43:19,734
他会怎样？
737
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,146
看吧
738
00:43:24,116 --> 00:43:26,686
你不要打我，我不会碰你的
739
00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:28,245
我只是利用我的专长
740
00:43:28,246 --> 00:43:31,048
我闻一闻，就能摸清你的底了
741
00:43:32,766 --> 00:43:34,696
我知道，你现在很生气
742
00:43:34,896 --> 00:43:37,325
好，我躲开…
743
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:41,666
极品
744
00:43:41,906 --> 00:43:43,018
- 这么没用 - 对
745
00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:44,496
- 抓她啊 - 先躲一下
746
00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:46,601
“高佬”，轮到你了
747
00:43:53,686 --> 00:43:55,385
出招吧，你干什么？
748
00:44:06,796 --> 00:44:09,486
我已攻击你了，我搞定了
749
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,956
我精神上强奸了你
750
00:44:16,076 --> 00:44:17,236
真没出色
751
00:44:17,406 --> 00:44:19,172
受保护动物，你出来
752
00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:22,091
轮到“肥豹”了
753
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,901
你又想打我哪处啊？
754
00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:27,114
我最讨厌打架，我最爱好和平
755
00:44:27,314 --> 00:44:30,476
姐姐，你保护我啊，我最怕打架了
756
00:44:30,676 --> 00:44:32,176
姐姐，你好香啊
757
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:35,145
真棒，撞得我胸膛也肿了
758
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,296
听下有没有心跳
759
00:44:39,496 --> 00:44:41,131
怎么样？ 你没事吧？
760
00:44:41,276 --> 00:44:43,066
待会我就教你们易容术
761
00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:46,946
已经五分钟了
762
00:44:48,516 --> 00:44:51,976
单靠易容术就能令一个人脱胎换骨
763
00:44:53,130 --> 00:44:54,261
行不行啊？
764
00:44:55,176 --> 00:44:58,506
光是叫她把衣服变走，我说她也不行
765
00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:01,236
变走衣服就不一定行
766
00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:04,616
不过现在上去偷看她换衣服，或许可行
767
00:45:04,816 --> 00:45:06,026
打我干嘛？
768
00:45:06,126 --> 00:45:07,486
干嘛不早说
769
00:45:07,857 --> 00:45:08,957
快点
770
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,325
真无聊，有什么好看
771
00:45:12,525 --> 00:45:14,136
喂，等等我
772
00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:15,805
是不是这个房间啊？
773
00:45:15,806 --> 00:45:16,796
是啊
774
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,466
但是人不在
775
00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:20,436
喂，下面有声音
776
00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:22,666
难道这么快就化好妆，在下面等我们
777
00:45:22,706 --> 00:45:23,345
可能是
778
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,345
下去看看便知道
779
00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:25,506
好啊…
780
00:45:25,846 --> 00:45:26,876
快点…
781
00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,226
是谁啊？
782
00:45:38,426 --> 00:45:39,156
你是…？
783
00:45:39,226 --> 00:45:41,126
你们不会认识我的
784
00:45:44,196 --> 00:45:46,496
果然是脱胎换骨
785
00:45:47,507 --> 00:45:49,196
连身材都没有变
786
00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:51,105
假装不知道，乘机揩油
787
00:45:51,106 --> 00:45:53,524
喂，你们怎么会这样下流啊？
788
00:45:53,724 --> 00:45:54,724
喂…
789
00:45:55,676 --> 00:45:57,236
玩一会也没关系
790
00:45:58,376 --> 00:45:59,576
大家先别这么吵
791
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,476
我吃亏一点，先闻闻看
792
00:46:06,095 --> 00:46:09,185
真棒啊，连汗线都改了
793
00:46:09,386 --> 00:46:11,193
虽然有股臭味，但臭得很有性格
794
00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:15,516
好妙啊… 双手最妙，改到手皮全皱了
795
00:46:15,918 --> 00:46:17,570
不过还是很滑
796
00:46:18,336 --> 00:46:20,826
皮都皱了，还滑什么？
797
00:46:20,906 --> 00:46:22,226
里面滑嘛
798
00:46:22,266 --> 00:46:23,856
极品…
799
00:46:25,136 --> 00:46:27,175
这么辛苦，坐下休息一会
800
00:46:27,376 --> 00:46:28,336
那我怎么办？
801
00:46:28,446 --> 00:46:29,876
我怎么知道，你自己想啦
802
00:46:30,076 --> 00:46:31,476
我真的想不到
803
00:46:31,676 --> 00:46:33,506
张大嘴巴舔地下
804
00:46:33,816 --> 00:46:37,217
干什么？ 想揩油？ 非礼啊！
805
00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:41,049
哦，说狠的？
806
00:46:41,249 --> 00:46:42,456
Rambo
807
00:46:43,856 --> 00:46:45,026
坐！
808
00:46:46,726 --> 00:46:48,256
你们这群衣冠禽兽
809
00:46:48,603 --> 00:46:49,950
在你没强奸我之前
810
00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:53,356
我先说明，终有一天我会报仇的
811
00:46:56,956 --> 00:46:58,957
等等，我们猜拳定输赢
812
00:46:59,157 --> 00:47:00,075
以示公道，好不好啊
813
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,196
好…
814
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,476
一、二、三
815
00:47:02,676 --> 00:47:04,936
右手锤赢你的剪刀，左手剪赢你的包
816
00:47:05,076 --> 00:47:06,176
我也是锤，平局
817
00:47:06,276 --> 00:47:07,806
大锤赢小锤，我先上
818
00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:09,139
走…
819
00:47:09,339 --> 00:47:11,316
全部通通上二楼，一个都不许留下来
820
00:47:11,516 --> 00:47:12,716
自己玩好了
821
00:47:13,586 --> 00:47:17,386
不许偷我师啊？ 我有很多招式的
822
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,226
死“肥豹”真狡猾啊
823
00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:23,696
你干嘛不揍他？
824
00:47:23,726 --> 00:47:24,796
你以为我不想揍他吗？
825
00:47:24,896 --> 00:47:26,126
我怕你们帮他嘛
826
00:47:26,366 --> 00:47:27,295
我说你真白痴
827
00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:28,426
我白痴？
828
00:47:33,736 --> 00:47:34,766
你是谁？
829
00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:37,236
我的易容术厉害吗？
830
00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:38,220
“一品香”？
831
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,866
那下面跟“肥豹”一起的是谁？
832
00:47:41,586 --> 00:47:43,386
“肥豹”跟谁在下面啊？
833
00:47:43,586 --> 00:47:46,455
跟“周公”，他已经在下面睡着了
834
00:47:46,456 --> 00:47:48,685
他不学了，我们学啊
835
00:47:48,886 --> 00:47:50,556
上去啦…
836
00:47:54,485 --> 00:47:56,996
那下面那个是什么货啊？
837
00:47:57,196 --> 00:47:59,256
什么货？ 老骚货
838
00:48:01,436 --> 00:48:04,932
那昨天晚上，我骑了小木马
839
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,875
骑了小木马走天涯
840
00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:10,629
它叫了，嘻… 呵…
841
00:48:10,829 --> 00:48:13,676
叫得我笑哈哈
842
00:48:15,716 --> 00:48:17,406
昨天怎么样？ 棒吗？
843
00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:18,506
普普通通
844
00:48:18,616 --> 00:48:21,286
普通？ 怎么会普通啊？
845
00:48:21,486 --> 00:48:23,376
我们全都觉得很特别
846
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,386
老实说到底怎么样？
847
00:48:25,756 --> 00:48:27,625
有些事情是不能乱盖的
848
00:48:27,626 --> 00:48:28,426
对
849
00:48:28,526 --> 00:48:30,388
等一会你不要乱说话
850
00:48:30,588 --> 00:48:33,024
她昨晚死也不承认有化妆易容
851
00:48:33,224 --> 00:48:34,278
是吗？
852
00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:39,136
- 早 - 早
853
00:48:39,236 --> 00:48:40,235
我亲自做的
854
00:48:40,236 --> 00:48:40,896
谢谢
855
00:48:50,891 --> 00:48:51,655
对了
856
00:48:51,656 --> 00:48:53,243
昨晚我们学易容术的时候
857
00:48:53,443 --> 00:48:54,386
你去了哪儿？
858
00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:57,237
去超级市场买东西
859
00:48:57,616 --> 00:48:58,726
来，吃东西
860
00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:02,526
昨晚那么疯，现在就装正经
861
00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,365
这里不是“童子军”露营
862
00:49:05,582 --> 00:49:06,695
以后没我的命令
863
00:49:06,799 --> 00:49:08,581
任何人都不许自由进出
864
00:49:08,781 --> 00:49:11,666
违反命令，我就取消你们的资格
865
00:49:11,806 --> 00:49:13,175
又装得倒像
866
00:49:13,176 --> 00:49:14,036
是啊
867
00:49:14,306 --> 00:49:15,806
易容术的基本功夫
868
00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:17,935
昨天已经跟你们示范过了
869
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:19,166
你们觉得怎么样？
870
00:49:19,276 --> 00:49:20,742
真是鬼斧神功了
871
00:49:20,942 --> 00:49:23,446
对… 连声音都变了
872
00:49:23,463 --> 00:49:25,604
任何女人情到浓时，声音都会变的
873
00:49:25,605 --> 00:49:26,936
- 神经病 - 也对
874
00:49:27,316 --> 00:49:28,546
你这话什么意思？
875
00:49:29,786 --> 00:49:32,646
我太多嘴，太多嘴了
876
00:49:33,996 --> 00:49:35,786
差点做了“赵完唱”
877
00:49:37,196 --> 00:49:38,626
什么叫“赵完唱”啊？
878
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:41,656
唐朝人，“赵完松”的弟弟
879
00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:45,006
我先去开门
880
00:49:50,346 --> 00:49:53,366
甜心，我还以为你没起来
881
00:49:53,476 --> 00:49:54,606
你是谁啊？
882
00:49:55,186 --> 00:49:56,876
昨晚硬说人家化了妆
883
00:49:56,986 --> 00:49:59,355
今天人家化了妆，你就偏偏说不认得人
884
00:49:59,356 --> 00:50:00,486
好讨厌
885
00:50:03,496 --> 00:50:05,133
昨晚那个真的是你
886
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:07,065
你再戏弄我，我会生气的
887
00:50:07,066 --> 00:50:07,986
干嘛啊？
888
00:50:08,826 --> 00:50:10,256
“萍姊”，什么事啊？
889
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,656
没事，我们之间的私事
890
00:50:14,996 --> 00:50:16,686
那你去做事吧
891
00:50:18,886 --> 00:50:22,034
特意炖给你补身的，趁热喝啊
892
00:50:27,966 --> 00:50:28,629
喂…
893
00:50:28,829 --> 00:50:30,496
她到底是什么人？
894
00:50:32,906 --> 00:50:35,426
是我师妹，暂时帮我打扫家务
895
00:50:36,406 --> 00:50:37,936
她今年几岁啊？
896
00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:40,976
十八岁左右
897
00:50:41,276 --> 00:50:42,805
我早就说了，谁骗得了我
898
00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:43,975
皮肤还滑溜溜的
899
00:50:44,045 --> 00:50:46,715
她行年十八岁，周身都翠
900
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:50,346
昨晚我们鸳鸯双戏水
901
00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:56,816
她真的十八岁？
902
00:50:57,396 --> 00:50:58,495
五十年前是
903
00:50:58,496 --> 00:50:59,725
你又说她是你师妹
904
00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:00,856
骗他而已
905
00:51:00,866 --> 00:51:02,296
为什么要骗他？
906
00:51:02,496 --> 00:51:04,365
胖得那么难看，难得有人看上他
907
00:51:04,407 --> 00:51:06,556
就当日行一善，安慰他一下
908
00:51:06,936 --> 00:51:09,096
你看他，多开心
909
00:51:24,177 --> 00:51:26,386
“肥豹”… 你走运了
910
00:51:26,871 --> 00:51:28,185
她不是十八岁啊
911
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:29,426
也不是师妹啊
912
00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:31,216
你猜她是谁？
913
00:51:35,596 --> 00:51:37,896
死“肥豹”一定又在说人家了
914
00:51:38,577 --> 00:51:40,096
清洁女工
915
00:51:44,036 --> 00:51:47,122
以为她十八岁，有如翠
916
00:51:47,222 --> 00:51:50,126
害得“肥豹”拼命追
917
00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:53,625
原来她六十八岁，腰骨都脆
918
00:51:53,626 --> 00:51:56,425
难得“肥豹”你肯上她
919
00:51:57,316 --> 00:51:58,215
笑我
920
00:51:58,216 --> 00:52:00,646
“萍姊”… 你男朋友打人啊
921
00:52:13,106 --> 00:52:15,766
有办法，起来…
922
00:52:18,776 --> 00:52:21,546
小心啊，小心漏煤气啊
923
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:24,076
- 要爆了… - 握紧啊…
924
00:52:24,276 --> 00:52:25,196
好危险的
925
00:52:25,396 --> 00:52:27,636
前途并不属于懦弱的人
926
00:52:53,676 --> 00:52:57,376
救命啊，“一品香”…
927
00:52:57,976 --> 00:52:58,606
什么事？
928
00:52:58,786 --> 00:52:59,895
有闻到煤气味吗？
929
00:52:59,896 --> 00:53:00,686
闻到了
930
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:05,376
完了，煤气厂漏煤气啊，一定会爆炸
931
00:53:05,576 --> 00:53:07,086
应该是厨房漏吧
932
00:53:07,596 --> 00:53:08,856
厨房啊？
933
00:53:10,116 --> 00:53:11,516
怎么了？ 什么事啊？
934
00:53:11,616 --> 00:53:13,766
他们都在厨房煮即食面，死定了
935
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,716
那还不快点下去看他们
936
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,506
好兄弟，我们下来救你们了
937
00:53:20,026 --> 00:53:21,347
他下来了
938
00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:22,626
散开…
939
00:53:22,826 --> 00:53:23,855
记得开煤气啊
940
00:53:23,856 --> 00:53:24,986
记得…
941
00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:31,436
糟了… 全都翻肚了
942
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,496
他们全都死光了，怎么办
943
00:53:34,896 --> 00:53:36,086
但没有煤气味
944
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:37,495
有，我都闻到了
945
00:53:37,496 --> 00:53:40,044
多大的煤气声，关开关
946
00:53:44,806 --> 00:53:46,996
已经关了，怎么还有声音
947
00:53:51,216 --> 00:53:53,339
没有，我听不到
948
00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:55,146
关好了
949
00:53:56,206 --> 00:53:58,666
还站着干嘛，快去报警
950
00:54:02,146 --> 00:54:03,836
死了，断掉了
951
00:54:04,396 --> 00:54:06,166
没时间了，做人工呼吸吧
952
00:54:06,366 --> 00:54:08,276
你救 Rambo，我救“肥豹”
953
00:54:15,036 --> 00:54:16,306
“肥豹”
954
00:54:17,636 --> 00:54:20,306
气不够啊…
955
00:54:23,276 --> 00:54:24,995
别靠近，你敢碰我
956
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,586
我会把你打死，知道吗？
957
00:54:26,786 --> 00:54:27,846
“高佬”
958
00:54:28,551 --> 00:54:29,759
什么事啊？
959
00:54:30,456 --> 00:54:32,186
他中毒太深了，我不会救
960
00:54:32,366 --> 00:54:34,385
他脸发黑，嘴巴又不肯张开
961
00:54:34,386 --> 00:54:36,416
那你救“肥豹”，我救 Rambo
962
00:54:38,296 --> 00:54:40,685
靠这么近干嘛？ 想挨揍？
963
00:54:40,885 --> 00:54:42,196
怎么了？ 干嘛？
964
00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:44,735
气不够…
965
00:54:44,936 --> 00:54:46,326
那你还不快点救他
966
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:48,136
快点啊
967
00:54:53,076 --> 00:54:54,046
醒了…
968
00:54:54,246 --> 00:54:55,145
臭得要命
969
00:54:55,146 --> 00:54:56,406
去救别人吧
970
00:55:11,586 --> 00:55:12,586
我气不够
971
00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:15,026
你没事了吧，那我去救别人了
972
00:55:15,436 --> 00:55:16,526
死“肥豹”
973
00:55:18,626 --> 00:55:20,096
还不去救“力保健”
974
00:55:20,296 --> 00:55:21,526
救他…
975
00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:28,295
你干嘛打我
976
00:55:28,296 --> 00:55:30,026
“高佬”，你干嘛？
977
00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:32,836
没事，我想把他打醒了
978
00:55:33,556 --> 00:55:35,106
那你就用力打嘛
979
00:55:35,616 --> 00:55:38,506
对啊，打死你这个王八蛋
980
00:55:39,716 --> 00:55:41,306
醒了…
981
00:55:42,036 --> 00:55:43,268
那你醒了我怎么办？
982
00:55:43,368 --> 00:55:44,496
我管你怎么办
983
00:55:44,696 --> 00:55:46,246
我不是吃亏了吗
984
00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:58,586
舌头都伸出来了
985
00:56:00,981 --> 00:56:02,526
让我来救他吧
986
00:56:15,476 --> 00:56:18,016
是我把你救醒的，不过不用谢了
987
00:56:18,886 --> 00:56:20,216
你没事了吧？
988
00:56:21,486 --> 00:56:22,849
好点了…
989
00:56:23,356 --> 00:56:25,256
怎么样？ 大家都没事了吧？
990
00:56:25,257 --> 00:56:26,942
- 还是气不够 - 你当然想
991
00:56:27,142 --> 00:56:29,286
没事就好了，快上楼休息吧
992
00:56:31,336 --> 00:56:32,584
那我怎么办？
993
00:56:32,585 --> 00:56:34,998
刚才我救人也吸了煤气毒
994
00:56:35,198 --> 00:56:37,695
我现在中毒好深，救我啊…
995
00:56:40,006 --> 00:56:41,446
你们还不去救他
996
00:56:41,646 --> 00:56:44,176
不用担心，救他我们最有办法
997
00:56:44,376 --> 00:56:47,355
Rambo，你去拿两枝铅笔，夹住他手指来扭
998
00:56:47,356 --> 00:56:50,305
“力保健”，你去拿铁尺，打他的脚踝
999
00:56:50,306 --> 00:56:52,906
“狗王伦”，你去拿把电钻，钻他的牙齿
1000
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,015
看他醒不醒
1001
00:56:54,016 --> 00:56:56,456
如果还不醒，我们合力抬他上二楼
1002
00:56:56,486 --> 00:56:59,216
倒头丢他下来，我包他一定醒
1003
00:56:59,217 --> 00:57:00,017
Yes，Sir
1004
00:57:00,596 --> 00:57:03,096
不用了，你们几个真不够朋友
1005
00:57:03,226 --> 00:57:06,496
只顾你们自己占便宜，就不理我了
1006
00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:09,286
那我怎么办，又没得抱，又没得亲
1007
00:57:09,476 --> 00:57:11,666
原来你们是这样子的
1008
00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:19,160
你有报应的…
1009
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,018
还打我
1010
00:57:29,726 --> 00:57:30,726
Sorry
1011
00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:38,796
你们还想来耍我？
1012
00:57:39,036 --> 00:57:42,119
不是，希望你给我们几个臭男人
1013
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,786
向你道歉的机会
1014
00:57:45,746 --> 00:57:47,116
是啊，我下贱
1015
00:57:47,316 --> 00:57:47,975
我无耻
1016
00:57:47,976 --> 00:57:48,868
我下流
1017
00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:49,746
我卑鄙
1018
00:57:50,286 --> 00:57:51,106
我调皮
1019
00:57:51,716 --> 00:57:53,516
我们行三鞠躬礼
1020
00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:55,196
一鞠躬
1021
00:57:55,636 --> 00:57:57,096
再鞠躬
1022
00:57:57,506 --> 00:57:59,106
三鞠躬
1023
00:58:01,976 --> 00:58:05,146
我们在等你的家属答礼
1024
00:58:05,346 --> 00:58:07,728
答你个大头鬼，快点出去
1025
00:58:07,829 --> 00:58:08,786
出去…
1026
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:11,056
请听我们解释
1027
00:58:11,056 --> 00:58:13,416
出去，我不听啊
1028
00:58:13,736 --> 00:58:14,936
出去啊
1029
00:58:15,896 --> 00:58:17,056
缩手啊
1030
00:58:17,226 --> 00:58:18,256
非礼啊
1031
00:58:18,326 --> 00:58:20,026
谁这么下流？
1032
00:58:22,036 --> 00:58:22,605
我？
1033
00:58:22,606 --> 00:58:24,126
你这披着人皮的禽兽
1034
00:58:24,136 --> 00:58:24,906
你卑鄙
1035
00:58:24,906 --> 00:58:25,756
你无耻
1036
00:58:25,882 --> 00:58:27,906
这次我也不帮你了
1037
00:58:29,616 --> 00:58:30,776
干嘛打我？
1038
00:58:30,956 --> 00:58:32,246
全都出去
1039
00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:35,386
- 出去吧 - 走啊…
1040
00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:37,216
怎么关我的事啊
1041
00:58:38,026 --> 00:58:40,456
喂，把灯打开，想怎么样
1042
00:58:41,196 --> 00:58:44,740
为了表示清白，我证明与此诡计无关
1043
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:46,896
你们的手干嘛？
1044
00:58:48,176 --> 00:58:55,136
钻石钻石亮晶晶
1045
00:58:55,506 --> 00:59:01,786
亮晶晶…
1046
00:59:04,356 --> 00:59:06,296
出来吧，害羞什么啊？
1047
00:59:07,649 --> 00:59:08,914
推个屁啊
1048
00:59:10,006 --> 00:59:11,019
ATTENTION
1049
00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,836
虽然这三天，你们什么都没学过
1050
00:59:16,036 --> 00:59:17,936
但我们还是要依计划行动
1051
00:59:18,136 --> 00:59:20,365
这次行动，关系你们的生与死
1052
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:22,166
一切要靠你们自己了
1053
00:59:24,576 --> 00:59:26,006
希望你们这次认真一点
1054
00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:29,146
我们发誓，以后不会再玩了
1055
00:59:29,346 --> 00:59:31,306
如果再玩的话，全部死光
1056
00:59:31,516 --> 00:59:32,205
同意
1057
00:59:32,206 --> 00:59:33,316
生孩子没屁眼
1058
00:59:33,516 --> 00:59:34,105
同意
1059
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:35,236
全部性无能
1060
00:59:35,306 --> 00:59:36,475
抗议…
1061
00:59:36,476 --> 00:59:38,315
去死吧，你自己性无能好了
1062
00:59:38,316 --> 00:59:39,206
停手啊！
1063
00:59:39,646 --> 00:59:41,376
不要打下面
1064
00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:44,846
从现在开始，我是你们的秘书兼翻译
1065
00:59:44,976 --> 00:59:46,245
等会见到匪徒时
1066
00:59:46,246 --> 00:59:47,675
大家千万不要说“广东话”
1067
00:59:47,676 --> 00:59:49,075
他们可能有人听得懂
1068
00:59:49,076 --> 00:59:50,106
Yes，Madam…
1069
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:54,906
请
1070
00:59:57,356 --> 00:59:59,186
我是他们的秘书兼翻译
1071
00:59:59,386 --> 01:00:01,001
我们大哥也请了翻译
1072
01:00:01,002 --> 01:00:02,916
因为他不相信其他人
1073
01:00:08,106 --> 01:00:09,206
喂…
1074
01:00:09,446 --> 01:00:11,636
我们现在走还来得及
1075
01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:14,876
大不了跟他们拼过
1076
01:00:15,816 --> 01:00:17,206
最实际就是祷告了
1077
01:00:17,946 --> 01:00:18,962
依我说…
1078
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:20,806
我还没说
1079
01:00:21,586 --> 01:00:22,706
走吧
1080
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:01,786
帮我告诉他们，欢迎他们光临
1081
01:01:24,046 --> 01:01:26,746
问问他们货单跟图片，带来了没有
1082
01:01:26,846 --> 01:01:27,746
是
1083
01:01:45,586 --> 01:01:47,926
叫他们讲解一下，这些武器的用法
1084
01:01:48,006 --> 01:01:48,736
是
1085
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,644
萝卜糕啦
1086
01:02:20,269 --> 01:02:22,653
千层糕啦
1087
01:02:23,019 --> 01:02:26,946
马拉糕啦、椰汁糕啦
1088
01:02:27,146 --> 01:02:28,676
对不起，“哲木”先生
1089
01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:30,656
他们的宗教，是要每天三次
1090
01:02:30,756 --> 01:02:32,615
向“麦加”圣地，跪拜祈祷的
1091
01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:33,815
是啊，“哲木”先生
1092
01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:36,101
这是他们的宗教信仰
1093
01:02:36,301 --> 01:02:37,316
那要多久？
1094
01:02:37,516 --> 01:02:39,246
大约十五分钟左右
1095
01:02:40,798 --> 01:02:42,256
不过他们是酋长
1096
01:02:42,376 --> 01:02:43,586
跟普通人不一样
1097
01:02:43,786 --> 01:02:45,756
可能要一两个钟头
1098
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,489
那不打扰他们了，小黑
1099
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:50,735
是
1100
01:02:50,736 --> 01:02:52,226
等他们祈祷完之后
1101
01:02:52,426 --> 01:02:54,995
招呼他们到客房去睡一夜，明天再开会
1102
01:02:54,996 --> 01:02:55,886
是
1103
01:02:57,876 --> 01:02:59,136
请随便
1104
01:03:00,538 --> 01:03:02,293
大家饱饱
1105
01:03:03,606 --> 01:03:05,536
为什么他们朝这边拜？
1106
01:03:05,809 --> 01:03:07,793
“麦加城”应该在那边
1107
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,286
他们是“麦加城”的反对派，所以拜这边
1108
01:03:14,076 --> 01:03:17,126
阿里，阿里爸爸
1109
01:03:23,026 --> 01:03:25,526
阿里，阿里爸爸
1110
01:03:25,726 --> 01:03:28,306
阿里，阿里妈妈
1111
01:03:28,506 --> 01:03:30,719
阿里，阿里姐姐
1112
01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:34,989
这间别墅很大，守卫深严
1113
01:03:35,676 --> 01:03:37,995
下了楼梯向右转，就是书房
1114
01:03:38,196 --> 01:03:39,354
保险箱就在里边
1115
01:03:39,606 --> 01:03:40,516
明白了吗？
1116
01:03:40,836 --> 01:03:42,006
明白
1117
01:03:43,006 --> 01:03:44,636
好，我们马上行动
1118
01:03:44,836 --> 01:03:46,736
你就这样去，不用换夜行衣吗？
1119
01:03:47,099 --> 01:03:48,166
要啊
1120
01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,685
时间宝贵，马上换衣服
1121
01:03:51,686 --> 01:03:52,946
我们帮你打光
1122
01:03:53,186 --> 01:03:54,546
好，我马上换
1123
01:03:55,426 --> 01:03:56,756
你这么鼓励大家
1124
01:03:56,856 --> 01:03:58,555
我们一定会努力去干，对不对？
1125
01:03:58,556 --> 01:03:59,351
对
1126
01:03:59,656 --> 01:04:02,266
没问题，走吧
1127
01:04:02,486 --> 01:04:03,806
嗟…
1128
01:04:17,589 --> 01:04:18,819
怎么样？
1129
01:04:20,276 --> 01:04:21,236
OK…
1130
01:04:22,657 --> 01:04:24,350
那边…
1131
01:04:36,996 --> 01:04:38,086
Sorry
1132
01:04:40,846 --> 01:04:42,256
门在这里啊
1133
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:45,826
快点
1134
01:04:58,146 --> 01:04:59,376
喂，开了没有？
1135
01:05:01,216 --> 01:05:03,076
这么大声干什么？ 耳朵都聋了
1136
01:05:03,236 --> 01:05:04,936
他们都不嫌大声，你嫌大声
1137
01:05:05,006 --> 01:05:06,206
谁说我不嫌
1138
01:05:06,306 --> 01:05:07,236
谁说不吵
1139
01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:08,236
谁说不大声
1140
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,366
大声又怎么样
1141
01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:10,576
嘘…
1142
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,206
嘘什么
1143
01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:16,846
对不起
1144
01:05:19,386 --> 01:05:20,406
喂，行啦
1145
01:05:29,946 --> 01:05:32,306
“狗王伦”，你出去把风
1146
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,926
我？ 为什么要我？
1147
01:05:35,196 --> 01:05:36,936
有人来了你可以摆平嘛
1148
01:05:36,936 --> 01:05:38,405
你们谁都可以啊
1149
01:05:38,406 --> 01:05:40,305
狗来了就不行了
1150
01:05:40,306 --> 01:05:41,526
你们当然不行
1151
01:05:44,436 --> 01:05:45,496
把风
1152
01:05:46,336 --> 01:05:47,466
把风？
1153
01:05:48,896 --> 01:05:49,996
把风
1154
01:06:01,186 --> 01:06:02,616
真漂亮啊
1155
01:06:03,756 --> 01:06:04,856
废话
1156
01:06:07,286 --> 01:06:08,916
真漂亮啊
1157
01:06:16,496 --> 01:06:17,746
重不重？
1158
01:06:17,946 --> 01:06:18,815
重死了
1159
01:06:18,816 --> 01:06:20,116
分一点放在我这儿嘛
1160
01:06:20,316 --> 01:06:23,016
放在我这儿不行吗？ 你们不相信我？
1161
01:06:23,156 --> 01:06:23,986
不是
1162
01:06:24,386 --> 01:06:25,255
你没意见吧
1163
01:06:25,256 --> 01:06:26,046
没有
1164
01:06:26,047 --> 01:06:27,056
有…
1165
01:06:28,196 --> 01:06:29,986
我一辈子都没摸过钻石
1166
01:06:30,126 --> 01:06:32,156
给两颗我摸摸行吗？
1167
01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,696
你没摸过的东西太多了，摸过奶没有
1168
01:06:34,696 --> 01:06:35,486
没有
1169
01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:37,126
你干嘛不去“牛奶公司”做工？
1170
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:39,996
干嘛当警察，难道摸枪好过摸奶吗
1171
01:06:41,336 --> 01:06:42,966
算了，拿两颗摸摸
1172
01:06:47,566 --> 01:06:48,836
把风
1173
01:06:54,646 --> 01:06:55,776
这怎么搞的
1174
01:06:55,927 --> 01:06:56,666
“狗王伦”
1175
01:06:57,216 --> 01:06:58,286
有
1176
01:06:58,416 --> 01:06:59,546
发生了什么事
1177
01:06:59,686 --> 01:07:00,455
我顾着把风
1178
01:07:00,456 --> 01:07:02,246
没留意扇门是如何关的
1179
01:07:02,296 --> 01:07:03,825
“一品香”，快把号码告诉他
1180
01:07:03,826 --> 01:07:04,725
没用的
1181
01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:06,826
保险库每次关上，号码会自动变更
1182
01:07:06,866 --> 01:07:08,396
那怎么办？
1183
01:07:09,116 --> 01:07:10,946
反正是没得办了，你走吧
1184
01:07:12,426 --> 01:07:14,646
不行，有福同享有难同当
1185
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:15,956
放我进来吧
1186
01:07:17,396 --> 01:07:19,495
真搞不懂你是愚蠢还是白痴
1187
01:07:19,496 --> 01:07:20,626
就当我愚蠢好了
1188
01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:21,935
好，你这么愚蠢
1189
01:07:21,936 --> 01:07:23,355
就马上到“嘉禾戏院”找“鹧鸪菜”
1190
01:07:23,356 --> 01:07:24,986
他会在那儿等我们的
1191
01:07:26,256 --> 01:07:27,786
戏院那么大，怎么找啊？
1192
01:07:28,556 --> 01:07:30,516
找不到你就大声笑
1193
01:07:30,976 --> 01:07:31,836
好办法
1194
01:07:32,306 --> 01:07:33,556
后会有期
1195
01:07:39,766 --> 01:07:41,426
患难见真情
1196
01:07:41,606 --> 01:07:43,405
那傻瓜居然想跟我们一起死
1197
01:07:43,406 --> 01:07:44,335
虚伪
1198
01:07:44,336 --> 01:07:44,945
是啊
1199
01:07:44,946 --> 01:07:46,206
别这样说自己的兄弟
1200
01:07:46,346 --> 01:07:49,275
你真傻，要是我在外面还会哭
1201
01:07:49,276 --> 01:07:50,566
开心的哭
1202
01:07:50,646 --> 01:07:52,815
都怪你，钻石分了就没事了
1203
01:07:52,816 --> 01:07:53,806
是啊
1204
01:07:53,946 --> 01:07:55,685
怎么？ 现在怪我，赖我？
1205
01:07:55,686 --> 01:07:56,915
不怪你怪谁
1206
01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:59,085
如果他们走进来看到我们，会怎么样？
1207
01:07:59,086 --> 01:08:00,486
有什么怎么样
1208
01:08:00,976 --> 01:08:03,705
他会问我们钻石在哪？ 我们就告诉他
1209
01:08:03,706 --> 01:08:06,356
“狗王伦”把钻石拿走了，把我们关在这里
1210
01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:07,716
你说他就信了？
1211
01:08:08,286 --> 01:08:09,246
继续说
1212
01:08:09,326 --> 01:08:10,886
找不到钻石他就信了
1213
01:08:10,996 --> 01:08:12,195
对啊
1214
01:08:12,196 --> 01:08:13,456
别打断话柄
1215
01:08:14,696 --> 01:08:15,986
还不快把钻石吞下去
1216
01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,056
吞？
1217
01:08:17,096 --> 01:08:17,986
这怎么吞啊
1218
01:08:18,036 --> 01:08:19,096
别开这玩笑
1219
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:20,396
嚼不烂啊
1220
01:08:20,546 --> 01:08:22,646
大家冷静一点，省点气
1221
01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:25,656
因为这个间房的空气，只够我们五个人
1222
01:08:25,856 --> 01:08:27,596
正常呼吸五个小时
1223
01:08:28,006 --> 01:08:29,205
如果我们其中一个死了
1224
01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:30,626
是否可多一小时氧气？
1225
01:08:30,636 --> 01:08:31,636
可以这么说
1226
01:08:31,636 --> 01:08:32,306
没错
1227
01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:35,486
大家把自己手上的钻石，吞到肚子里
1228
01:08:35,686 --> 01:08:37,136
吞自己手上的
1229
01:08:37,336 --> 01:08:38,856
吞就吞，怕你们啊？
1230
01:08:39,056 --> 01:08:41,246
按警校规矩的方法吞，来
1231
01:08:45,426 --> 01:08:50,125
一颗钻石吞进去，吞进去，吞进去
1232
01:08:50,326 --> 01:08:54,379
再放一颗到嘴巴，全部进去
1233
01:09:00,676 --> 01:09:02,466
真的好难吞啊
1234
01:09:02,706 --> 01:09:04,566
当然难吞，我吞两颗
1235
01:09:04,626 --> 01:09:07,266
你吞一把，当然不同了
1236
01:09:07,646 --> 01:09:09,485
当然不同，我还没吞
1237
01:09:09,486 --> 01:09:10,345
我也是
1238
01:09:10,346 --> 01:09:11,206
我也一样
1239
01:09:11,546 --> 01:09:12,885
你这么喜欢吞，全都给你了
1240
01:09:12,886 --> 01:09:13,846
不是吧？
1241
01:09:14,016 --> 01:09:14,646
不是什么？
1242
01:09:14,686 --> 01:09:15,676
什么不是？
1243
01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:16,715
我提议
1244
01:09:16,716 --> 01:09:17,315
我附议
1245
01:09:17,316 --> 01:09:18,215
我决议
1246
01:09:18,216 --> 01:09:20,256
三读通过，上下议院一律批准
1247
01:09:20,796 --> 01:09:23,565
拿好，每次吃两颗，三分钟吃一次
1248
01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:24,975
医生也是这样说的
1249
01:09:24,976 --> 01:09:25,826
什么医生？
1250
01:09:26,026 --> 01:09:27,125
“谭咏伦”
1251
01:09:27,276 --> 01:09:28,646
医癣疥的
1252
01:09:29,586 --> 01:09:32,546
（你啊，到现在还不能够照顾自己）
1253
01:09:32,746 --> 01:09:35,816
（我也是人，我有我自己的理想）
1254
01:09:36,186 --> 01:09:38,496
（我不能样样为你想，我没这么伟大）
1255
01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:42,316
（弟弟，你别哭了）
1256
01:09:50,706 --> 01:09:54,096
“肥豹”说，如果找不到“鹧鸪菜”就大笑
1257
01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:14,706
这么感人的戏你还笑，你是不是人？
1258
01:10:15,706 --> 01:10:17,906
不是，我是在等人
1259
01:10:20,796 --> 01:10:22,286
你还笑？ 哭
1260
01:10:26,846 --> 01:10:28,045
大声一点
1261
01:10:30,496 --> 01:10:36,706
好感动啊，我可忍不住了，我要去厕所
1262
01:10:40,796 --> 01:10:42,216
喂，你干什么？
1263
01:10:42,276 --> 01:10:43,042
你去了哪儿？
1264
01:10:43,043 --> 01:10:45,016
上厕所，他们四个呢？
1265
01:10:45,686 --> 01:10:46,716
哭啊
1266
01:10:47,530 --> 01:10:48,316
死了？
1267
01:10:48,516 --> 01:10:49,275
不是
1268
01:10:49,476 --> 01:10:51,006
不是你哭什么？
1269
01:10:51,256 --> 01:10:52,008
大力士啊
1270
01:10:52,009 --> 01:10:53,135
大力士打他们？
1271
01:10:53,136 --> 01:10:54,435
不，说来话长
1272
01:10:54,436 --> 01:10:55,740
他们被锁在保险库里
1273
01:10:55,741 --> 01:10:57,473
快去找“曹警司”救他们
1274
01:11:00,296 --> 01:11:02,535
什么？ 你还考虑怎样去做？
1275
01:11:02,736 --> 01:11:04,106
他们在里面快憋死了
1276
01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:05,966
如果我们采取行动
1277
01:11:06,016 --> 01:11:08,595
等于承认警方派人去偷东西
1278
01:11:08,796 --> 01:11:12,685
这件事，我们怎么向广大市民交代
1279
01:11:12,886 --> 01:11:15,185
那几个人憋死了，你又怎么交代？
1280
01:11:15,186 --> 01:11:16,746
唯有说 Sorry
1281
01:11:17,196 --> 01:11:20,796
说 Sorry，你不用考虑了
1282
01:11:20,996 --> 01:11:22,895
你再不派人，我就报警
1283
01:11:23,096 --> 01:11:24,866
你现在已经在报警了
1284
01:11:25,066 --> 01:11:27,796
我是这里的主管，坐回去
1285
01:11:31,546 --> 01:11:34,744
救救他们，拜托你救救他们
1286
01:11:34,944 --> 01:11:36,205
救救他们啊
1287
01:11:36,676 --> 01:11:38,605
好，我决定…
1288
01:11:38,806 --> 01:11:40,346
叫他们带氧气筒
1289
01:11:41,016 --> 01:11:44,676
有力无力仅此一滴，快点进来当值
1290
01:11:45,966 --> 01:11:47,256
你放心吧
1291
01:11:47,986 --> 01:11:49,156
进来
1292
01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,386
阿 Sir
1293
01:11:51,636 --> 01:11:53,236
走了… 去救人吧
1294
01:11:53,236 --> 01:11:56,205
这个神经病，闯入警察局胡言乱语
1295
01:11:56,297 --> 01:11:57,766
送他到精神病院去
1296
01:11:58,946 --> 01:11:59,706
Yes，Sir
1297
01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:01,745
我也不想这样做
1298
01:12:01,746 --> 01:12:04,516
放开我，救人啊…
1299
01:12:04,716 --> 01:12:06,446
放开我，我不是神经病
1300
01:12:06,546 --> 01:12:08,076
我还要去救人啊
1301
01:12:08,216 --> 01:12:11,856
你放开我，若我不去，他们就死定了
1302
01:12:12,056 --> 01:12:13,795
放开我，我要救人
1303
01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:15,026
差婆的男友啊
1304
01:12:15,556 --> 01:12:16,416
对啊
1305
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:21,047
师兄，什么事
1306
01:12:21,048 --> 01:12:23,035
闹剧，“曹警司”说他有神经病
1307
01:12:23,036 --> 01:12:24,566
要送精神病院
1308
01:12:29,176 --> 01:12:32,106
如果我们告诉差婆，一定有好戏看
1309
01:12:32,306 --> 01:12:33,306
爽
1310
01:12:58,706 --> 01:12:59,706
爸爸
1311
01:12:59,966 --> 01:13:05,273
爸爸在那里就确难找…
1312
01:13:05,473 --> 01:13:07,206
小子，你过来干什么？
1313
01:13:08,116 --> 01:13:09,446
我找我爸爸
1314
01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:11,786
我爸爸跟个女人进去了
1315
01:13:12,086 --> 01:13:13,746
那你还不回去告诉你妈
1316
01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:15,685
我妈妈跟个男人出去了
1317
01:13:15,886 --> 01:13:17,986
难怪你变成了白痴了
1318
01:13:18,786 --> 01:13:20,356
爸爸…
1319
01:13:20,476 --> 01:13:22,638
我是你儿子“狗王伦”
1320
01:13:22,838 --> 01:13:24,356
爸爸
1321
01:13:25,596 --> 01:13:26,986
儿子，你说吧
1322
01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:28,795
爸爸
1323
01:13:28,796 --> 01:13:31,135
妈妈把弟妹们，关在保险库里
1324
01:13:31,136 --> 01:13:33,366
你知道的，怎么办？
1325
01:13:33,636 --> 01:13:36,536
通知贼人把门打开，放他们出来
1326
01:13:37,546 --> 01:13:39,366
如果贼人打他们呢？
1327
01:13:39,606 --> 01:13:41,676
打死也比憋死好
1328
01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,506
那“英女皇”的手下，会来帮他们吗？
1329
01:13:47,186 --> 01:13:49,666
你不用想了，靠自己吧
1330
01:14:06,506 --> 01:14:07,706
“一品香”
1331
01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,536
我想我快要死了
1332
01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:13,476
临死前，我要跟你说句真心话
1333
01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:17,006
不用了，男人只要还有一口气
1334
01:14:17,126 --> 01:14:19,646
就没句真话，你可以省了
1335
01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:23,716
你错了，我不是一个普通的男人
1336
01:14:24,426 --> 01:14:27,626
我是一个小小的大男人
1337
01:14:28,426 --> 01:14:31,896
“一品香”，我真的很喜欢你
1338
01:14:32,196 --> 01:14:35,456
没用了，因为我很讨厌你
1339
01:14:36,136 --> 01:14:38,396
好，你很坦白
1340
01:14:38,966 --> 01:14:42,496
为了你的坦白，我送点礼物给你
1341
01:14:45,146 --> 01:14:47,646
就是我一直收藏的新鲜空气
1342
01:14:47,976 --> 01:14:49,476
送给你吧
1343
01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:52,176
重色轻友
1344
01:14:58,126 --> 01:14:59,516
好臭啊
1345
01:15:00,926 --> 01:15:02,986
你真以为是新鲜空气
1346
01:15:03,326 --> 01:15:05,356
那是我的屁
1347
01:15:08,176 --> 01:15:10,566
好了，反派上场了
1348
01:15:18,236 --> 01:15:20,026
- 去哪里啊？ - 来抓我吧
1349
01:15:20,226 --> 01:15:22,503
- 你们去哪里？ - 去哪里啊？
1350
01:15:23,096 --> 01:15:25,096
怎么又不抓我？
1351
01:15:25,451 --> 01:15:26,856
为什么不抓我？
1352
01:15:27,396 --> 01:15:29,196
钻石不见了
1353
01:15:30,236 --> 01:15:31,496
把他们带去见大哥
1354
01:15:31,636 --> 01:15:32,296
是
1355
01:15:36,146 --> 01:15:37,306
喂…
1356
01:15:37,856 --> 01:15:38,871
谁啊？
1357
01:15:43,426 --> 01:15:45,626
“鹧鸪菜”被人抓到精神病院去了？
1358
01:15:48,036 --> 01:15:49,926
好的，我马上去看他
1359
01:15:57,746 --> 01:15:58,736
你干什么？
1360
01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:02,086
人逢喜事就精神爽啊
1361
01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:04,846
“鹧鸪菜”被人抓去了，你很开心
1362
01:16:05,046 --> 01:16:07,186
不是开心，是兴奋
1363
01:16:08,056 --> 01:16:09,555
幸灾乐祸
1364
01:16:09,756 --> 01:16:12,055
即使我说不是，你也不会相信
1365
01:16:12,256 --> 01:16:13,932
你不要跟我讲话
1366
01:16:14,796 --> 01:16:15,686
老婆
1367
01:16:16,196 --> 01:16:18,076
“蚊子”，你听我说吧
1368
01:16:18,176 --> 01:16:19,647
我怎么会希望他神经病
1369
01:16:19,748 --> 01:16:21,706
只要你爱的，我全爱
1370
01:16:22,096 --> 01:16:22,936
恶心
1371
01:16:23,323 --> 01:16:25,316
我知道，你以为我想的吗？
1372
01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:27,606
你不能怪我吃醋
1373
01:16:27,686 --> 01:16:30,276
如果没有你，谁帮我洗衣服、洗碗
1374
01:16:30,376 --> 01:16:32,402
晚上谁帮我盖被子
1375
01:16:33,346 --> 01:16:34,886
你把我当成你的工人啊
1376
01:16:34,986 --> 01:16:36,692
不会…
1377
01:16:38,526 --> 01:16:40,554
工人是要给工钱的
1378
01:16:40,754 --> 01:16:41,686
什么？
1379
01:16:41,886 --> 01:16:43,675
而老婆呢，就是把我…
1380
01:16:43,676 --> 01:16:47,216
全副身家性命财产，全归你所有
1381
01:16:47,596 --> 01:16:48,596
来吧
1382
01:16:50,556 --> 01:16:53,376
“光头佬”，开门，你在干嘛？
1383
01:16:53,456 --> 01:16:54,731
臭小子
1384
01:16:54,931 --> 01:16:56,167
干嘛把我关在里面
1385
01:17:05,946 --> 01:17:06,646
Al…
1386
01:17:12,276 --> 01:17:14,835
“鹧鸪菜”，我的脚好痛啊
1387
01:17:14,912 --> 01:17:16,396
你的下巴痛不痛？
1388
01:17:18,076 --> 01:17:20,860
不痛… Albert 啊
1389
01:17:21,997 --> 01:17:24,937
你躲开，我用枪把这个锁打烂
1390
01:17:44,487 --> 01:17:45,687
你这是耍我嘛
1391
01:17:45,787 --> 01:17:48,487
不是耍你，是消遣你
1392
01:17:51,437 --> 01:17:52,526
好爽
1393
01:17:52,727 --> 01:17:54,836
你耍我，我也来耍你
1394
01:17:56,067 --> 01:17:56,757
Albert
1395
01:17:56,867 --> 01:17:59,037
我想我都要在这渡过余生
1396
01:17:59,237 --> 01:18:02,067
那就恭喜你长命百岁，蹲久一点
1397
01:18:02,537 --> 01:18:03,942
麻烦你跟“蚊子”说…
1398
01:18:03,943 --> 01:18:06,084
“珠女”要交回她抚养了
1399
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:08,107
什么“珠女”？
1400
01:18:08,297 --> 01:18:09,526
“蚊子”没跟你说吗？
1401
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:10,547
没有啊
1402
01:18:11,217 --> 01:18:12,507
那算了…
1403
01:18:12,707 --> 01:18:15,137
你当我没说过，我什么都没说过
1404
01:18:15,347 --> 01:18:17,636
不行，不可以当没说过
1405
01:18:17,837 --> 01:18:18,817
回来啊
1406
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,087
开锁，开啊…
1407
01:18:28,457 --> 01:18:29,727
你胡说什么？
1408
01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:31,317
你就当我胡说吧
1409
01:18:31,517 --> 01:18:33,216
你别胡说自己胡说
1410
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,496
那你想我怎么样？
1411
01:18:34,497 --> 01:18:35,667
我要知道真相
1412
01:18:35,668 --> 01:18:36,997
你去问“蚊子”嘛
1413
01:18:37,107 --> 01:18:38,897
你叫我问，你叫我怎么问？
1414
01:18:39,167 --> 01:18:41,236
直接问、间接问、大声问、小声问
1415
01:18:41,437 --> 01:18:43,776
很凶的问，或者是很温柔的问
1416
01:18:43,977 --> 01:18:46,346
不管你怎么问，我想都是用嘴巴去问
1417
01:18:46,547 --> 01:18:47,346
不用多说
1418
01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,600
你无法破坏我跟“蚊子”的感情
1419
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,614
就算你以前跟她有关系
1420
01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:53,777
我也一样爱她的
1421
01:18:54,487 --> 01:18:56,856
我也跟“蚊子”说过，你很大方的
1422
01:18:57,057 --> 01:18:58,177
你说谁大方？
1423
01:18:58,377 --> 01:19:00,467
难道说你好客
1424
01:19:00,897 --> 01:19:02,547
你个臭小子
1425
01:19:05,317 --> 01:19:06,847
你…
1426
01:19:11,937 --> 01:19:13,977
我的头好痛
1427
01:19:14,177 --> 01:19:16,667
不是好痛，是好他娘的痛
1428
01:19:18,347 --> 01:19:19,437
别来了
1429
01:19:19,677 --> 01:19:20,616
你怕我了？
1430
01:19:20,617 --> 01:19:21,437
不要打了
1431
01:19:21,517 --> 01:19:22,339
看看那边
1432
01:19:25,086 --> 01:19:26,377
不要打了
1433
01:19:26,577 --> 01:19:28,847
不打才怪，你看那边
1434
01:19:36,711 --> 01:19:37,387
我…
1435
01:19:37,487 --> 01:19:39,924
早叫你不要打嘛，来
1436
01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:43,627
我一枪毙了你这个臭小子
1437
01:19:43,827 --> 01:19:45,827
Albert，用枪不算好汉啊
1438
01:19:47,057 --> 01:19:48,217
也对
1439
01:19:52,077 --> 01:19:54,891
臭小子，现在我不用枪了
1440
01:19:55,363 --> 01:19:56,407
来啊…
1441
01:20:10,027 --> 01:20:12,117
臭小子，你打不到我了
1442
01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:26,377
臭小子，当你叔父我没本事，看着吧
1443
01:20:31,717 --> 01:20:32,607
过奖
1444
01:20:37,217 --> 01:20:39,407
你这个臭小子
1445
01:20:40,467 --> 01:20:41,887
你小子真行啊
1446
01:20:45,627 --> 01:20:46,662
算了…
1447
01:20:47,067 --> 01:20:48,857
“光头佬”，你要死啊
1448
01:20:51,187 --> 01:20:52,597
怎么？ 打不动了？
1449
01:20:54,167 --> 01:20:54,946
“蚊子”
1450
01:20:54,947 --> 01:20:56,486
“鹧鸪菜”，你怎么会有神经病呢？
1451
01:20:56,687 --> 01:20:57,917
我没神经病啊
1452
01:20:58,757 --> 01:20:59,717
你真的没事？
1453
01:20:59,817 --> 01:21:00,656
我没事
1454
01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,026
两个孩子的母亲
1455
01:21:02,027 --> 01:21:03,726
你怎么不问我有没有事？
1456
01:21:03,727 --> 01:21:04,787
你…
1457
01:21:06,657 --> 01:21:07,752
你有没有事？
1458
01:21:07,867 --> 01:21:09,387
我当然有事了
1459
01:21:10,677 --> 01:21:11,980
气死我了
1460
01:21:12,180 --> 01:21:14,617
做了两个孩子的爸爸，我还不知道
1461
01:21:14,817 --> 01:21:16,377
“光头佬”，你说什么？
1462
01:21:16,887 --> 01:21:18,917
没什么，他有神经病
1463
01:21:19,927 --> 01:21:21,747
我有神经病？ 我…
1464
01:21:22,137 --> 01:21:23,822
这种丑事你要保密
1465
01:21:24,022 --> 01:21:26,206
你知道就好，别告诉“曹达华”啊
1466
01:21:26,307 --> 01:21:27,771
对，这种秘密
1467
01:21:27,971 --> 01:21:29,837
就算知道了也不能说
1468
01:21:30,047 --> 01:21:30,937
“华叔”
1469
01:21:30,947 --> 01:21:33,347
我全都知道了，不过我不会说
1470
01:21:34,117 --> 01:21:36,217
Albert，你真的全知道了
1471
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:37,457
- 全知道了 - 是啊
1472
01:21:38,187 --> 01:21:39,687
“蚊子”，来…
1473
01:21:40,227 --> 01:21:41,427
- 什么？ - 关门…
1474
01:21:41,627 --> 01:21:43,246
- 放我出来 - 什么事啊？
1475
01:21:43,247 --> 01:21:44,496
你不用再说了
1476
01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:46,226
有两个男人对你那么痴情
1477
01:21:46,427 --> 01:21:48,907
你应该值得高兴才对
1478
01:21:49,597 --> 01:21:50,436
“曹达华”
1479
01:21:50,537 --> 01:21:52,436
你告诉我，到底发生了什么事？
1480
01:21:52,437 --> 01:21:53,797
不能说
1481
01:21:53,997 --> 01:21:57,527
你也把我当神经病好了，走吧…
1482
01:22:28,467 --> 01:22:30,357
谢谢了，有救了
1483
01:23:02,897 --> 01:23:04,267
喂，你吃什么？
1484
01:23:04,467 --> 01:23:05,266
花生米
1485
01:23:05,467 --> 01:23:06,427
给我一点
1486
01:23:08,107 --> 01:23:09,507
老是吃别人的
1487
01:23:22,077 --> 01:23:23,207
-“一品香” - 干嘛
1488
01:23:23,307 --> 01:23:24,337
你说你是松绑专家
1489
01:23:24,537 --> 01:23:26,576
我们现在全都被绑着，怎么解
1490
01:23:26,577 --> 01:23:27,246
我也不知道
1491
01:23:27,247 --> 01:23:29,347
我习惯了紧急关头才会解绳子
1492
01:23:29,547 --> 01:23:31,277
现在还不紧急啊，“力保健”
1493
01:23:31,987 --> 01:23:32,677
什么事？
1494
01:23:36,777 --> 01:23:37,716
解开了
1495
01:23:37,717 --> 01:23:39,168
这样子够急了吧
1496
01:23:39,368 --> 01:23:41,247
你解开绳子了，还不帮我解
1497
01:23:48,267 --> 01:23:49,497
走吧
1498
01:23:49,798 --> 01:23:50,879
放心
1499
01:23:52,657 --> 01:23:55,137
不用多想，没问题的
1500
01:23:57,207 --> 01:23:59,447
这么不小心，把它扶起来
1501
01:24:02,347 --> 01:24:03,915
把它擦干净吧
1502
01:24:15,197 --> 01:24:16,957
不要扣了，好脏
1503
01:24:18,227 --> 01:24:19,497
你跟谁说话？
1504
01:24:19,697 --> 01:24:20,706
关你什么事
1505
01:24:20,707 --> 01:24:22,797
多管闲事，是你朋友啊？
1506
01:24:23,597 --> 01:24:24,657
你是谁？
1507
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:27,837
我是忍者，你们猜不到吧
1508
01:24:28,037 --> 01:24:28,967
追
1509
01:24:32,827 --> 01:24:34,677
我假扮忍者而已…
1510
01:24:37,097 --> 01:24:39,127
我要回家，我不玩了
1511
01:24:39,327 --> 01:24:41,127
你想得美，把他带进去
1512
01:24:41,227 --> 01:24:42,027
是…
1513
01:24:42,657 --> 01:24:45,387
忍者必胜
1514
01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:25,357
一个都不能放走
1515
01:25:25,557 --> 01:25:26,057
是…
1516
01:25:26,157 --> 01:25:27,837
我们全部都要走
1517
01:25:34,407 --> 01:25:35,076
你去帮他们
1518
01:25:35,077 --> 01:25:35,807
好
1519
01:26:50,537 --> 01:26:51,647
抓他啊
1520
01:26:52,187 --> 01:26:53,517
“潮州”飞人
1521
01:26:56,297 --> 01:26:58,387
转他，转死他
1522
01:27:00,407 --> 01:27:01,207
转他！
1523
01:27:03,167 --> 01:27:04,397
转死他！
1524
01:27:08,177 --> 01:27:09,267
暂停…
1525
01:27:17,227 --> 01:27:18,482
“潮州”飞弹
1526
01:27:21,929 --> 01:27:24,894
黑球入袋有七分的
1527
01:27:30,147 --> 01:27:32,116
不要玩了
1528
01:28:01,128 --> 01:28:02,106
这边啊
1529
01:28:02,307 --> 01:28:03,287
黑球撞杆
1530
01:28:08,877 --> 01:28:10,767
“潮州”哈雷彗星
1531
01:28:24,687 --> 01:28:26,806
别动，用暗器？
1532
01:28:26,906 --> 01:28:27,986
你不乖…
1533
01:28:29,887 --> 01:28:31,287
“高佬”月光波
1534
01:28:35,067 --> 01:28:38,297
“力保健…”
1535
01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:54,187
住手
1536
01:28:54,937 --> 01:28:56,400
走开，让我来
1537
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:58,967
好，我们精神上支持你
1538
01:28:59,907 --> 01:29:01,957
我虽然没有精神，但我也支持你
1539
01:30:27,767 --> 01:30:28,627
你没事吧？
1540
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:30,057
没事
1541
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:31,427
钻石呢？
1542
01:30:31,707 --> 01:30:32,767
吞进肚子了
1543
01:30:33,207 --> 01:30:35,167
- 你带他们先走吧 - 好啊
1544
01:30:39,947 --> 01:30:40,907
“鹧鸪菜”
1545
01:30:41,107 --> 01:30:42,507
你跟他们走吧
1546
01:30:42,707 --> 01:30:43,767
走吧
1547
01:30:46,297 --> 01:30:47,247
快点…
1548
01:30:49,387 --> 01:30:50,757
脱苦海了…
1549
01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:53,117
你们不许走
1550
01:30:54,957 --> 01:30:56,357
你管得着吗？
1551
01:32:05,827 --> 01:32:07,397
阿 Sir，上面就是现场
1552
01:32:07,597 --> 01:32:08,366
上去吧
1553
01:32:08,367 --> 01:32:10,557
- 全部跟我上来 - 是
1554
01:32:12,887 --> 01:32:14,897
算你走运，你的救兵来了
1555
01:32:21,277 --> 01:32:22,907
- 把他扶起来 - 是
1556
01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:26,077
把犯人押走，那边还有两个
1557
01:32:28,047 --> 01:32:29,367
这是怎么一回事？
1558
01:32:29,567 --> 01:32:30,246
因为…
1559
01:32:30,347 --> 01:32:31,076
不是问你
1560
01:32:31,077 --> 01:32:31,907
探长
1561
01:32:32,517 --> 01:32:34,517
你怎么知道我是探长？
1562
01:32:37,257 --> 01:32:38,469
小孩子，聪明…
1563
01:32:38,669 --> 01:32:39,685
说吧…
1564
01:32:39,785 --> 01:32:41,285
有帮人偷了我的东西
1565
01:32:41,485 --> 01:32:42,997
他们还打伤我的人
1566
01:32:44,177 --> 01:32:46,306
死胖子，你很能打吗？
1567
01:32:46,507 --> 01:32:48,507
伙计，把他们全部带回去
1568
01:32:48,577 --> 01:32:49,707
全都带回去
1569
01:32:49,847 --> 01:32:52,697
你啊，跟我们回警察局认人
1570
01:32:52,897 --> 01:32:53,687
认人？
1571
01:32:53,787 --> 01:32:54,447
是啊
1572
01:32:54,547 --> 01:32:57,116
我今天抓了四万个，全是偷东西的
1573
01:32:57,317 --> 01:32:59,225
来吧，回警察局再说，走
1574
01:32:59,425 --> 01:33:00,477
走…
1575
01:33:09,037 --> 01:33:11,157
死胖子，你还不能走啊
1576
01:33:11,357 --> 01:33:13,617
我们之间还有事情没解决
1577
01:33:14,257 --> 01:33:16,357
你打算怎样滥用私刑啊？
1578
01:33:18,527 --> 01:33:19,617
不会…
1579
01:33:19,817 --> 01:33:21,497
如果我要滥用私刑
1580
01:33:21,497 --> 01:33:23,667
我早就把你抓到警察局了
1581
01:33:23,867 --> 01:33:25,837
你会跟我公平决斗吗？
1582
01:33:26,887 --> 01:33:29,637
公平到令我“Albert 欧”感到自豪啊
1583
01:33:29,837 --> 01:33:31,477
来，坐下…
1584
01:33:32,037 --> 01:33:33,496
我们来玩“俄罗斯”轮盘
1585
01:33:33,697 --> 01:33:36,347
有我就没有你，没有你就有我
1586
01:33:36,547 --> 01:33:38,159
“俄罗斯”轮盘？
1587
01:33:40,017 --> 01:33:42,817
这玩意会出人命的
1588
01:33:43,017 --> 01:33:44,377
还是用拳头来较量吧
1589
01:33:44,387 --> 01:33:45,617
你怕了吧
1590
01:33:51,277 --> 01:33:52,667
如果光是意气之争
1591
01:33:52,767 --> 01:33:55,036
金钱瓜葛，人格受辱
1592
01:33:55,237 --> 01:33:56,766
争排位，争厕所
1593
01:33:56,867 --> 01:33:59,537
抢凳子坐，都可以用拳头来解决
1594
01:33:59,737 --> 01:34:03,107
现在是争老婆啊，所以必然是生死斗
1595
01:34:03,307 --> 01:34:06,354
谁没有种，谁就要退位让贤
1596
01:34:09,377 --> 01:34:10,768
其实我跟“蚊子”她….
1597
01:34:10,968 --> 01:34:13,416
废话少说，你有种就把枪拿起来
1598
01:34:13,617 --> 01:34:16,027
没种的话，你有多远给我滚多远
1599
01:34:16,227 --> 01:34:18,127
以后不要再缠着“蚊子”
1600
01:34:18,327 --> 01:34:20,427
因为你没有资格爱她
1601
01:34:20,627 --> 01:34:22,837
你不敢为她冒这个险
1602
01:34:27,147 --> 01:34:28,817
怎么样啊，臭小子
1603
01:35:07,557 --> 01:35:08,783
我运气真好
1604
01:35:08,983 --> 01:35:10,887
连开五枪都没事
1605
01:35:12,997 --> 01:35:14,227
轮到你了
1606
01:35:19,937 --> 01:35:21,165
现在该你来证明一下
1607
01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,459
怎么样爱“蚊子”
1608
01:35:22,559 --> 01:35:23,937
怎么样为她冒险
1609
01:35:28,217 --> 01:35:31,816
死胖子，世界上有两种人是最蠢的
1610
01:35:32,017 --> 01:35:34,287
第一种是为了争人家老婆而死的人
1611
01:35:34,487 --> 01:35:37,016
第二种就是为了争自己老婆而死的人
1612
01:35:37,217 --> 01:35:39,126
你呢是属于第一种
1613
01:35:39,327 --> 01:35:41,276
我就绝对不是第二种人
1614
01:35:41,477 --> 01:35:45,907
老婆没了可以再娶，命可只有一条啊
1615
01:35:47,947 --> 01:35:49,677
现在不是有没有命的问题
1616
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,457
是人格的问题
1617
01:35:52,697 --> 01:35:55,665
人格啊，我老早就锁在保险箱里了
1618
01:35:55,865 --> 01:35:58,477
所有大人物说的话，都是不算话的
1619
01:35:58,677 --> 01:36:00,010
就算我出尔反尔
1620
01:36:00,210 --> 01:36:02,187
喜新厌旧，抛妻弃子
1621
01:36:02,387 --> 01:36:04,197
那又如何…
1622
01:36:05,907 --> 01:36:08,457
要是被“蚊子”听到你这么讲，会怎么样？
1623
01:36:08,657 --> 01:36:12,827
她伤心，难过，觉得自己嫁错人了
1624
01:36:13,097 --> 01:36:14,427
你还打算这样骗下去
1625
01:36:14,627 --> 01:36:15,361
怎么样？
1626
01:36:15,461 --> 01:36:17,597
我会害怕吗？ 我会脸红吗？
1627
01:36:18,767 --> 01:36:20,927
这一次我可救不了你了，“光头佬”
1628
01:36:21,287 --> 01:36:24,197
所以说做人一定要面对现实
1629
01:36:26,897 --> 01:36:28,687
现实是残酷的
1630
01:36:29,277 --> 01:36:30,227
抛妻弃子
1631
01:36:30,427 --> 01:36:31,086
老婆
1632
01:36:56,910 --> 01:37:02,105
（天空牵起了万里朝阳）
1633
01:37:03,066 --> 01:37:05,356
（蓝停在视线里）
1634
01:37:05,592 --> 01:37:08,921
（令心中此际充满热望）
1635
01:37:10,250 --> 01:37:12,161
（遥远公路）
1636
01:37:12,502 --> 01:37:15,816
（无尽的风景迎入车窗）
1637
01:37:16,841 --> 01:37:18,779
（云在不变亦变）
1638
01:37:19,143 --> 01:37:22,861
（牵引着这眼睛走远）
1639
01:37:24,675 --> 01:37:27,519
（经过无数辛酸）
1640
01:37:27,944 --> 01:37:31,182
（仍能挺身一再互勉）
1641
01:37:31,377 --> 01:37:32,866
（再共你面对）
1642
01:37:33,087 --> 01:37:34,668
（抹掉这泪水）
1643
01:37:34,857 --> 01:37:39,908
（只盼同经困苦，仍能共你再聚）
1644
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:44,264
（福星永在云上）
1645
01:37:44,717 --> 01:37:47,937
（心中永是明亮）
1646
01:37:48,588 --> 01:37:51,687
（开心的跟你任意翱翔）
1647
01:37:52,039 --> 01:37:55,333
（同寻求明日新的方向）
1648
01:37:55,536 --> 01:37:58,686
（愿踏步同往，踏着步伐共闯）
1649
01:37:58,909 --> 01:38:01,872
（同寻求每天的去向）
1650
01:38:02,359 --> 01:38:05,662
（要与你一起，永远与你分享）
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