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♪ When I grew old

♪ My mother called me to her side ♪

♪ She said, son you grow up now ♪

♪ Soon you'll be a bride ♪

♪ And then she said:

♪ Just because you've become a young man ♪

♪ There's some things you do not understand now ♪

♪ Before you ask a girl for her hand now ♪

♪ Keep your freedom as long as you can now ♪

♪ My mother told me

♪ You better shop around

♪ Shop, angle

♪ Oh, yeah You better look around ♪

♪ Shop, shop around

♪ Ah, there's some things I want you to know now ♪

♪ Just as surely as the wind is going to explode now ♪

♪ The women come and women will try ♪

♪ Before you tell 'em that you love em so now ♪

♪ My mother told me

♪ You better shop around

- ♪ shop, shop - ♪ Oh, yeah

♪ You better shop around

♪ Shop, shop around

A ♪ try to get yourself a bargain, son ♪

♪ not be sold on the first ♪

♪ A pretty girls are a dime a dozen ♪

♪ A try to find one that will give you true lovin '♪

♪ Before you take a girl and I say, ♪ now

♪ sure they love With-a you ♪

♪ My mother told me

♪ You better shop around

[Kate] Welcome From Home Shopping Channel.

Hello, Terrie.

[Terrie] Hey, Kate. How are you?

Excellent. This is Terrie Carpenter, everyone.

Hoi!

Will you come visit me on the set?

We are kicking off the holiday segment

met "Santa Claus-to's."

We'll be there.

-Yes. Excellent. Bye! -Talk to you later.

Terrie, hi. Hoi!

Hi, I'm Hillary, the new production assistant.

Oh, nice to meet you, Hillary.

First day jitters?

-Yes. -Ah! It's okay.

I can remember my first day. I started as a PA, too.

-Really? -Yes. Yes.

It was 10 years ago. I was a total nervous wreck.

Well, you know how I feel.

Though I have a hard time believing

that you could ever be a wreck.

Oh no--

You Terrie carpenter. You're, like, amazing.

Oh thanks!

I know this is not very professional,

but I saw your segment, you are my favorite host.

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

Good! Thank you.

Then you're my favorite PA

[Whispers] Just do not tell the others, okay?

[Both laugh]

I've actually become a host in the hope of one day.

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

Well, I'd be happy to show you the ropes.

-Really? -Absolutely.

-Wow! Uh ... thank you. -Yes.

Okay, I'll let you get your hair done.

-Okay. -I'll see you later.

Hey, Terrie! -Hello.

-How's your today? -Fine how are you?

Excellent!

... Up in five, four, three, two ...

You know, they say that patience is the secret of catching fish,

but I tell you,

This rod is the secret.

-It is strong and durable.

It has the backbone needed for the big fish,

but the sensitivity to detect the smallest nibble.

David and I just went fishing with rods this past weekend.

Yes. Only we, some brews,

and the sun on our backs as we grilled fresh catch.

this rod

gives you a day to remember.

But, gentlemen,

maybe you say,

"I really do not buy that."

Well, remember that there is no "must".

Draw your way through life.

As I always like to say--

what is it you plan to do

with your one wild and precious life?

-I know?

"Suck your way through life?"

Meaning at all?

And his audience is "gentleman"?

What?

For some women would never want to buy a fishing rod?

Not to mention that he steal his slogan

a Mary Oliver poem.

Well, not to add fuel to fire

but word behind the scenes is that David said Sharyn

if he could exchange for your "Total Gym Fit" segment.

What? This is a best-selling product.

I...

It's okay. I'll talk to Sharyn.

Okay. You're good to go.

-Excellent. Thank you.

-Je one in 10 OK.

Oh, and you and Noah still problems dinner

Me and Jordan tonight?

Yes definitely. We can not wait.

-Okay. -Thanks.

[Terrie] Hey, Frank.

Hi there.

Terrie, looking beautiful.

Oh, thank you, David.

You must want something.

Wow, and smart as ever.

I was hoping you would turn to me,

uw "Total Gym Fit" segment

for my "Tufted Storage Bench" slot.

You know, that way, it is more focused on our demos.

Turn right. Turn right.

You imply that my mostly women demo

do not exercise?

Or maybe women do not want a fishing rod?

I mean...

-What?

I mean, is it so wrong to say

that there may be differences between men and women?

Really? Such as?

Like, when a woman asks this question,

it's a trap.

Uh, Terrie?

And?

You are running low.

Thanks, Hillary.

Have you met David Crabtree?

Hi there.

And, Frank, if you ever need to find David,

He will eat here all the popcorn Jellybeans

from the candy dish.

Well, it's not my fault that we have the same favorite candy.

But you know what? Do not mind Terrie.

She's just trying her best not to succumb to my charms.

What I try to do is keep my scheduled segments.

I know you talked to Sharyn about Gymfit.

Yes I did,

but that's only because I do what is right for our demos.

They love what I would choose.

David here is very modest.

The humblest.

Oh, also there's an all-hands-on-deck

staff meeting at noon.

Perhaps Sharyn is announcing her retirement.

-Oh no.

Marianne is not retiring.

They built this business, it is this company.

I'm sure you know,

but Sharyn St. Clair is the best selling host

and it's pretty much the big boss around here.

Oh, I know Sharyn.

I watched her all my life segments.

That's why I wanted to work here.

-Really? Me too.

See? I knew you were my favorite PA

[Laughing]

Savannah, how do you feel?

[Breathing deeply]

My back hurts.

-My feet hurt. -Yes.

I'm going to ask a segment massage chairs.

-Come on. - [David] Oh, I'm sorry.

I have already booked for that segment Frank and I,

but maybe we can exchange.

Let us set.

Today, we kick off "Santa Claus-et"

by celebrating everything Christmas

presented by Balsam Hill.

Beautifully realistic Christmas trees

Inspired by nature,

with exclusive "True Needle Foliage"

replicating the design of nature.

And with more than 50 unique species

in their collection,

There is a boom for everyone.

And installation is quick and easy.

Nothing says "Christmas" like that perfect tree.

Thank you, everyone, for being here.

Now, I know there are rumors floating

on my pension,

so I want to rest those rumors too ...

because it's true.

-Now, do not panic. - [woman] What?

Oh, no, it'll be fine.

I will still come visit.

Look, guys, I've been here 30 years.

You're like a family.

You could not get rid of me if you tried.

Maar Shh! Do not tell ...

I'm getting older,

and I got grandbabies

and I want to spend some time with them.

I have other things I want to do.

So, together with the board,

I will start the search

the host that will replace me,

in my prime-time slot, my "Monthly choices"

and as the captain of the ship.

[All clap]

[Quiet exchange unclear]

Sharyn, I'm so sad that you're leaving.

Sharyn, you can not leave.

You are this company.

If you talk to a second, I would--

Terrie, if you inform yourself about me

as my replacement,

just save to set

because...

you're already in the running! [Laughing]

You know I love to turn you into the air and out.

David ...

you too.

Now, I have to go to this little press conference,

my singing and dancing,

but we'll talk a bit more, soon.

Knock 'em dead, Marianne.

Thanks, Sharyn.

I hope it's not too difficult for you

when I replace Sharyn if your boss.

You're really just to annoy me, is not it?

And.

And the donuts.

[Jerk] in-

This is my dream.

Turn right? This is my childhood dream exact.

I used to walk through the SHC studios

on my way to school every day

and imagine that I would work there.

No! I did!

This is my chance.

I worked at SHC for, what, like, 10 years?

And.

I do not think anyone knows or loves company

as much as I do.

Well, I'm sure

You're the one who's gonna get the promotion.

Do you think?

I know.

Anyway. A ...

Were you able to rearrange your travel Boston

so you could come to the SHC "Meet the Hosts"?

It really means a lot.

I know, I know, I know, but I have tried,

and she said there was nothing they could do.

I'm so sorry.

Hi! Hi.

-Noah. Hi guys.

Yes, we actually have some great news ...

Yes. Um ... Oh, really?

-We enabled. - [Terrie] wnat?

[Laughs]

Wait!

When this happened? What happened?

Tell me everything.

[Emmy] It was so romantic.

When Jordan took Goldie then for our morning walk,

There was a ring attached to the collar.

It was so cute.

-Nice. Wait wait.

To hold.

You are working for a whole day

and you have not told me?

Now, in order to be fair, I did promise Emmy

do not tell anyone,

especially you two, until we here in person,

So that's kind of my fault.

Okay, okay.

Congratulations.

-Now, pressing news,

when are you gonna pop the question?

[Stammers]

[Chuckles awkward]

[Emmy] No pressure.

[Jordan] You are such a great couple.

Come on.

What are you doing?

You look like bugs.

[Hard] I help Uncle David Refinish his canoe.

I thought we agreed not normally power tools?

Uh, you know, the rules are meant to be broken.

Rules, yes. Bones, no.

And you should have your homework.

This is ... shop class.

-And we did my science homework.

Uncle David taught me

the world of protons, neutrons,

in mo--

Eh! Mm mm.

Next time, I'm hiring you both a sitter.

Come on, we have to come home. Start dinner.

Later, bud!

You seem to be in particularly good spirits today.

Ah, I found maybe

a big promotion heading my way.

-Congratulations. -Thanks.

See ya, Uncle David.

[Terrie] I can not believe they get married.

[Noah] I know!

They are a great couple,

they really are, they are great together--

Mm-hmm.

It's just that they only been together for ...

What year?

I mean, we've been together for--

as nearly two years.

[Chuckles uncomfortable]

Do you think...

maybe we need to think about getting married?

I mean, we like the same things, and we want the same things,

you know?

I mean, look, I know

Marriage is ... it's a big step,

it is the next step.

It is, it is true, you're right.

But, um ...

I just don't-- I do not think I have not yet.

Okay.

And.

Do you want something?

[Sighs] Um ...

I would--

I should probably rewatch some segments today.

Well, come with promotion,

I want extra on top of everything.

Yes, but then you go to sleep

and then I'm going to finish

SHC look by myself for an hour.

-Gek idea,

you could choose to, you know, change the channel.

You know I can not do.

Once I start something, I have to finish it.

I promise, I will not fall asleep.

[David] This is not just a fishing rod ...

This is the life you dream of,

dangling at the end of a hook.

Maybe your day-to-day has gone rote.

You may feel like a chore.

Or maybe there's just something missing.

Whatever it is,

no pleasure.

I've been asked before, but I'll ask you again.

What is it you plan to do

your one wild and precious life?

I have to go.

[Phone vibrate]

Hi there.

I am calling you all morning.

Oh. Well, my phone was silent.

Sharyn bumped the segment up to one hour.

You need this ASAP

Shoot. Okay I am on my way.

[♪♪♪]

You had the hair and make-up immediately.

-Excellent.

A small non-fat milk, no sugar?

Oh! You are so sweet. Thank you.

No problem.

Oh, well, here's your new product

for your segment.

What happened to my "Total Gym Fit" segment?

Uh, there is a reshuffle.

David.

It is a reversible umbrella.

You plug it in, so that the rain does not fall on you.

And it has a tracking device that synchronizes with your phone

so you do not lose or forget your umbrella.

Really?

Oh, but maybe you do not want to open it in?

It's bad luck.

Oh, it's okay. I'm not superstitious.

[Effervescent]

Okay. You're good to go.

-Okay. Excellent. Thank you. -No worries.

[Hillary] Terrie, they need you on set.

Oof!

These stationary bikes

give you a great cardiovascular workout,

but leave a small footprint in your home,

all at an affordable price.

Frank, how are you there, buddy?

I hear you puffing.

I'm doing well, David.

I love this bike.

It is a family fitness machine.

-Terrie-- -Is everything okay?

It is Savannah. It goes well with her.

The baby is fine,

but her blood pressure spiked again last night

and she was put on bed rest until delivery.

-I'm glad she's okay. -Yes.

I'll-- I'm going to visit her after work.

Okay.

Who's gonna host with me?

That's what we're trying to figure out now,

because you are next.

You know what, I can do it myself.

No no no. You need an assist.

Co-hosts always do better.

Yes, but I am right now. I mean, who else is there?

I could do it.

That is very nice.

Um, I-- I just, I do not know that that fits the segment.

Why? Men need umbrellas.

No no.

This-- this is a good idea.

David is already prepared,

and we have two hosts on stage at the moment,

so...

Let's do it!

Hey, do not open that indoors.

Bad luck.

Well, it seems my luck

has already taken a turn.

Besides, unlucky worm is lucky.

Terrie, you have

knows how to connect your phone to track demo?

Yes, you just plug it in, right?

Yes. We are in 10 ...

Okay, so I know you're not prepared,

but follow my lead.

We start with the specs and then--

Okay, I'm going to stop there.

Because I'm bored.

And what a way to sell some umbrellas.

Three two one...

We are.

I'm Terrie Carpenter.

And I'm David Crabtree.

And we are here to bring you

the cutting edge in umbrella technique.

Terrie said it--

de cutting edge!

It is a reversible umbrella!

How often

have remained clear from the rain

only soaking wet when you open your umbrella?

[Groans] That's the worst!

I can worse.

You can?

But wait! There is more!

This umbrella is provided with a follower device

synchronized with your phone

so you never lose or forget something again.

Because let's be honest,

We are all constantly losing our umbrellas,

and then we have to replace them.

But this simple device solves that problem.

Show our viewers how the app works.

Let's!

So I've got the app,

and I'm just going to move on and connect to our phone.

[Text alert chimes]

[Text alert chimes]

[Mouthing words]

Need a hand on it, Terrie?

[♪♪♪]

[Whispers] You want me to take?

Mm-- ahem.

[Forced chuckle]

Well, I was just reminded

why you always need a big umbrella.

Because you never know

when you go get stuck in a storm. Ha!

How do you break up with me by text?

I know.

I am sorry but--

Not to mention how close you came

breaking with me on-air.

You were not answering your calls

and I got into this downward spiral.

I wish I could take back all.

Yes, I wish you could, too.

[To knock]

I need you to "Meet the Hosts" promo.

Yes, give me a sec.

-Okay. -Thanks.

[Emmy] How are you?

Well, I'm still trying to get over

15 seconds of dead air.

It was 10 seconds, tops.

[Laughs]

Yeah, but I still broke the cardinal rule--

no dead air.

It will be fine.

And when I had asked you how you are doing,

I meant with Noah.

I, I thought we had a future together.

I thought we would get married

and build a life.

Maybe we had the settlement.

But what's so wrong with that?

You do not have to

The "Meet the Hosts" promo if you do not want.

I want to go.

I love my fans.

I'm sure they want to meet the host that froze on live air.

And with everything that happened,

I have really good exposure at this time,

especially when I compete for Sharyn status.

Very good.

[Photographer grins]

[Shutter snapping] Excellent!

Excellent.

Wait, you think what just happened

take me out of the running?

No no! Of course not.

But Marianne has asked to meet you at the cafe

Once you're done here.

I do not get fired, I'm?

Oke, Terrie?

It's your turn.

Hi! Hi.

You're just going to be there by the president, please.

-Okay great. -Thank you.

Awesome.

Okay, here we go. Okay.

[The phone goes]

How are you?

Excellent. How are you?

Good. Yes.

Oh, no, thank you.

Sorry to hear about the break up.

Thanks.

I think maybe you should not have

opened the umbrella inside, huh?

Too early?

And.

Well, as always, it's been a pleasure,

but I have to go.

Me too.

Where are you going?

I met Marianne.

I met Marianne.

I think we met Marianne.

Well, thank you two for me to meet you here.

Terrie,

I heard about the lyrics of Noah.

You did?

I know this is a difficult time for you.

I'll be okay.

Yes of course! You'll be better than okay!

[Chuckles]

Even with all that dead air,

you are treated so well, I salute you.

We all know that there would have been much more theatrics

if've had have been me.

Or me.

Now, I want to talk to you

the segment you just co-hosted.

I've been looking over your songs and, um,

I saw something amazing ...

nearly double the number of viewers!

[Chuckles]

You know, for hiccups.

That is amazing!

Yes.

We all know that both of you your own key demo ...

But I also know that you both

want to be considered as my replacement ...

And to do that,

you need to expand your viewers.

Terrie, Savannah's gonna be gone for about six months

and you'll need a new co-host.

Oh! You want me to host with David?

Mm-hmm. For about three weeks,

until the "Monthly Pick"

we will announce to our viewers

who is replacing me.

And!

[Cel ring]

Ooh! Gotta take this. Excuse me.

No, we can not do this.

Why not?

Because I can not work with you and your whole gimmick.

[Deep voice] "I'm just a man ...

I'm a salesman. "

Wow!

I like to think that my personality as a gimmick.

And you're not exactly bare your soul

to your audience does not.

Do not think I'm so excited to partner up

with you and your gimmick.

Oh, I have a "gimmick"?

[Gushing] "I'm Terrie and I am perfect.

And for 10 easy payments of $ 9.99,

you too can be perfect, too! "

Well, David, I look forward to trying to arrival.

See? This is good!

We are good. We have got good banter.

Even if we do,

you take it seriously?

Good news. I do not need to.

Because you're going to take seriously enough

for both of us.

Okay, you know what?

I agree with this,

but only because, "What would Sharyn?"

Sharyn was co-host with anyone,

Regardless of the challenge.

Even you.

I get a good vibe here.

Okay, so ... what do you say?

We would like to.

Could not be happier.

[Sharyn laughs and claps]

[David] Start with the sauce ponzu,

ga erin ...

Add chipotle rub ...

we sear it on the stove

and then pop on the grill.

Hi there?

Hey! We are in the kitchen.

Nice, buddy.

[Effervescent]

-Hey guys. -Hi.

Hi there.

Uncle David taught me how to make the perfect steak.

Yes! Frank and the boys come over.

We're going to watch the game and arguing around the grill.

I ask tonight at Uncle David's?

No honey. We got home.

Oh, sorry, bud.

But I promise you that when you get older,

we will spend a lot of time arguing around grills.

Uncle of the Year here.

Hey, you are

comes to the "Meet the Hosts" event, right?

Would not miss it.

Come on man.

-Bye, Uncle David. -Hey guys.

-Hi! -How are you?

Good. How are you man?

[Man voice] Hello, David. My name is Ryan Costa

and I have a proposal I want to discuss with you,

if you could call me back.

Okay...

Cajun seaweed

wasabi or vinegar?

Ugh! What are these?

[Laughs] It's a new product that we're selling.

David loves them and Sharyn sold on the idea.

Well, if David loves them,

then maybe eating these will give you some insight into him.

[Kraken]

Mm. Mm-hmm ...

Arrogant and distasteful.

That's David.

I actually like them.

Yeah, well, you really like David.

And I think you could.

I just need to get through these next three weeks.

I mean, I'm so close to my dream

and now I

this giant boulder named David Crabtree

posted on my way.

Remember, it's his dream, too.

In...

And how do you feel about Noah?

I mean, I'm-- I'm hurt.

You know, and disappointed.

And with everyone at work know ...

[Sigh] I'm, uh ...

a little embarrassed.

Enough about that!

Let's talk about your wedding.

Come Meet the Hosts-- including me--

this Saturday in our studio complex.

There will be fun, food, fans,

live demos and segments.

See you there.

Very well?

Excellent.

We were only allocated about our segment--

This furnace.

Excellent.

Let's grab a coffee and go over the product.

Is that how you prepare for the segments?

By educating myself on the product?

Generally. Yes why? How do you prepare?

See, I want to observe for shoppers

their natural Habitat.

Okay, but how this is preparing us, exactly?

We must read the manufacturer's instructions.

Oh, you mean the advice of the manufacturer?

Uh, oke, look, David,

I know that everything is a joke to you.

No, you just think everything is a joke to me.

And replacing Sharyn seems a good next step,

but I've worked all my life.

It is my dream,

and after what happened with the dead air and everything,

I really need

So I need you to take it too seriously, right?

Oke. "Echt."

An escape room.

[Terry] What?

You know SHC is actually in work with the company

an "escape room" selling party kit?

Yes, I know, I want that segment.

Well, we have to go in and do it.

[Scoffs]

We have to prepare for our segment.

Yeah Yeah. This is preparation.

We familiarize ourselves with a prospective client

while learning to solve problems and to work together.

Huh?

Come on, just do this for me, and we'll do your thing.

Okay, by "my thing" you mean really prepared?

Certainly.

[Laughs]

-Eh? -Okay prime.

Oh yes! Fine.

Wow...

This is really cool.

You've done one of these before?

Yes, but never an Egyptian pyramid.

So the idea is just to get out, right?

-Uh Huh.

I was just trying.

They make it harder than that.

You need to go through a bunch of puzzles first.

Ooh ... What do you have?

A.

It's a mystery.

"What has a head and a tail, but no legs?"

A snake?

Yes, it can be a snake.

-Huh? Similar?

Oh, David.

No legs.

Yes. Heads, tails, a coin-- I wanted to say.

[Click]

[pop]

Looks like a code.

Come ...

Beetle.

Hmm?

Come on. Beetle.

[To mess]

Whoa!

Are you sure you've never done one of these before?

[Terrie] Wait? There is another room?

[David] Yes. Ladies First.

This is not the way out?

How long is this gonna take?

Loosen a bit.

Enjoy yourself. Do not worry.

Nobody looks.

What? What is that supposed to mean?

Ah, it should be tiring so focused on performances.

Pardon?

It just seems that you want

everything to look like your life is perfect.

Well, maybe things are pretty perfect.

What about Noah?

Okay, things were not perfect with Noah,

but they were good.

How does a good relationship ending in a text message?

I mean,

all I'm saying is that maybe what you really liked

was the idea of ​​Noah.

The perfect relationship, you know?

Well, as always,

Thank you for your unsolicited advice.

I will prehistoric with a grain of sand.

Oh, call me a caveman?

Ooh! Bet you open them.

Hold this position?

[Grunting]

I do not think brute force that you will help.

[♪♪♪]

Look, here is the same symbol on your scroll.

I think it is a door with a foot ...

Dus dat is ... "enter" ...

and quit.

The same symbol is here

Four circles.

Four circles!

Hmm. Hey. Thus, there is a dog,

and a ring.

Dus, "D" en "R."

So that "the door," it should be "the door."

How do you do this?

So we just need two "O" s.

In....

Osiris.

Osiris, the Egyptian God.

Have you ever been on a game show?

Ta-dah!

Not much of an escape chamber.

Oh, David ...

Every room I have with you is a room escape.

How did you do that?

The trick is to figure out what's stopping you,

and work backward.

[Laughing] It is quite easy.

[♪♪♪]

Are you ready?

Since we do not rehearse? No.

Ah, the best segments for the fist.

No, the best segments

are the ones where the hosts are prepared,

where we can actually teach the viewer to the product.

Viewers do not want to be educated,

they want to be generated.

Words to say, but to sell emotions.

[Scoffs]

Okay.

It is convection, yes ...

But wait, there's more,

it is also a toaster, coffee roaster, air-fryer.

[David] Look at those crispy bacon.

Mm!

Uh ...

-It's hot. That's hot.

Maybe you live in a small space

or maybe you just need a second oven.

But, Terrie, my favorite part here

is speed.

Okay, you know, when I get home from a long day of work,

I have my sister and nephew on,

I just want to cook a quick meal.

You cook?

-Imagine that. -Huh!

See, and a faster cooking time

means less time spent on the stove

and more time with my loved ones,

and is not that what it's all about?

I'm wrapping still doing my head around the fact

you cook.

Well, you'll have to come along some time.

What about you, Terrie, did you cook?

No, I'm a bit of a mess in the kitchen.

Really?

So the big Terrie Carpenter is not perfect?

Far from it, David.

Let's go ahead and take a caller.

[♪♪♪]

Cheese!

[♪♪♪]

[Man] Hi, Terrie.

-There! -I already.

Hi, Al. Nice to meet you.

My wife could not be here, but she is a big fan

and asked if we could get a picture together.

Oh, yes, of course.

Would you, um, sign one of those for me?

Of course. Who should I make it?

"Suzan" met een "Z".

-I just wanted to say

how glad I am that you are hosting David.

He is great!

He has me buying things I never thought I would,

but I love.

And I'm loving you associated with Terrie.

She is my favorite.

Really?

Of course!

She is honest and clear, and always speaks her mind

and she makes me want to do the same.

She is inspiring.

I know it's a little silly, but when I see David on the air,

it's like a friend visiting.

Uncle David, you're famous!

No...

Well, maybe a little.

It's just nice to see you so happy.

To see you loving your job, love of your life.

I remember when that was not the case.

Terrie ...

Emmy, this is my sister, Linda, and my nephew, Eric.

Hey! I know you.

You're famous, too.

No! No.

But I like to pretend I am sometimes.

You're not pretending.

And I think it's cool

that all these people came to see you,

to connect with you.

Well, if you like that,

It's really cool.

And a little frightening.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

No, I think it's scary, too, sometimes.

I mean, it's a lot of pressure

to try to be the person your fans think you are

if you want to be.

And.

Now, Uncle David and Terry, you have the floor,

So how about we go check out the cotton candy machine,

Then hit the stage, and look at the segment after?

Okay, are you ready for our place?

I'm on the verge.

[Jerk]

You will read the brochure?

Well, you asked me prepare.

I meant more than a minute before we go on stage.

You had given.

But did you escape the room,

So I thought, you know what, this is the least I could do.

You are a real team player.

[F] Terrie?

-Could I get a picture? -Oh of course!

You want me to take it?

Why do not you go inside?

-Oke? -And.

-Thank you. -You're welcome!

Your fans really love you.

The same goes for you.

Really?

I mean, despite all my "gimmick"?

Well, I think they actually believe

the gimmick is part of your personality.

-Ah. -But I suspect

you're a little deeper than you let on.

Terrie Carpenter ...

you just pay me a compliment?

Could be. A little compliment.

[David panting theatrically]

Wow!

Who are you?

[Terrie laughing]

Ladies and gentlemen...

the man who needs no introduction,

which, every time you see him on TV

feels like a friend coming to visit ...

David Crabtree.

[Man] Okay, David!

And a very big applause

the ever-inspiring Terrie Carpenter.

[Mob clap]

Okay, people, today,

we have something really special.

It is an exclusive offer only available

Meets our hosts guests here today.

What could be better than the perfect gift?

The perfect gift that you can share with others--

I talk a journey.

We have a week, all-inclusive vacation to Maui.

[Woman] Yes, David!

Well, it sounds to me as David has finally figured out

what he wants to do

with its "one wild and precious life."

I have, and it's retiring in Maui,

but first vacation in Maui.

Terrie, have you ever been to Maui?

Actually, I have!

I once went with, uh, a friend.

It was beautiful.

It was, um, really, the most romantic place I've ever been.

Sounds like the trip of a lifetime.

-It was.

It was-- it was perfect.

I posted pictures on social media--

it-IT looked-- het leek perfect.

I've always wanted to go back, though.

Well okay. Any questions?

Yes Madam?

Not related to the packet Hawaii,

but just dying to know,

are you two an item?

[Chuckles] Certainly not.

[Terrie] Of course not!

David is not an item with anyone.

David - he stays in shape by running engagement.

Wow! And even if I did not,

I could never quite perfect enough for Terrie.

Oh yes...

Loved everything about you two there.

You are the buzz,

you are the focal point of the "Meet the Hosts."

And I'm sure you've seen your segment numbers lately.

Viewers are up, sales are up.

You two deserve "Monthly Pick."

Uh ...

... we are hosting the "Monthly choices"?

Together?

And!

You're golden.

You get attention.

I met with the board

and we have narrowed our candidates

the upper two.

You two.

Oh!

Well, that is-- that's great!

-Yes. Yes. -Wow.

You will co-hosting together

For the next two weeks the "Monthly Pick"

where we'll announce my replacement.

Is not that exciting?

And.

And!

Pardon.

Excellent.

-So ... Great.

It's just you and me.

And.

Working together while against each other for the same promotion.

[Laughs]

Congratulations?

And.

[Terrie] It is only ten days until the "Monthly choices,"

So we have to figure out what we're going to sell

direct.

This is a crucial decision.

I mean, not only is the "Monthly choices"

de Super Bowl van segments--

it's, you know, four times the viewers,

Quad sales--

and it is our audition for Marianne's spot,

so, you know, what we get

not only shows who we are as a host,

but who we are as people,

so it must be something you know, memorable,

something perfect.

Or maybe just to cool slightly.

No, it is not just "cool." -What do you think of this?

De "Knife Champ."

The cuts tokens.

Do you have a lot of money that need to be cut?

And.

A ...

Well, what about the oil?

This is supposed to be the best olive oil.

[Breathing deeply]

Are you picking up the floral notes?

Maybe some nuttiness?

I'm definitely picking up some nuttiness.

And.

Okay, I have an idea.

Why do not you meet me at the Riverside Park in 30 minutes?

Is this gonna be more of your preparation?

Because I...

I know, you're about to say, "We have to be sensible."

Wah-wa-wah-wa-wah.

Wa-wa-wa-- what is that? That's how I sound to you?

Like a sock puppet?

No, no, you sound like

one of the adults on Charlie Brown.

Riverside Park.

30 minutes.

[♪♪♪]

[Terry flute]

-Hey! -Hi.

So I think, like the getaway room,

We can not sell a product we do not really tried.

So, a backpack?

Well, not just a backpack,

but adventure gear

meets sophisticated, minimalist design.

Perfect to wear while riding ...

[Terrie laughing]

A tandem bicycle?

Believe me, it's a lot more fun than it looks.

♪ Sometimes we walk

♪ Sometimes we hide

♪ Sometimes we laugh

♪ Sometimes we cry

♪ But that do not mean

♪ We can not be free

♪ Want na al die

♪ It's just you and me

♪ You and I ...

♪ You and I

♪ You and I ...

♪ You and I

♪ You and I ...

♪ I will stand before you ...

♪ You and I ...

♪ ... Will assist me

♪ You and I ...

You're right, this is better than it looks.

♪ You and I ...

[Terrie] Ugh ... I must look a mess.

[David] You? Never.

Okay, what do we do now?

The next...

the next generation picnic blanket.

Light-weight, but with a waterproof bottom.

Oh...

But wait!

There's more-- remember this pattern charming, David.

How could I ever, Terrie?

Or maybe...

a cheese assortment,

with delicious flavors that pair perfectly

with fig jam or imported ham.

Hmm.

You know, we could all join

a "date package."

Not like a date. Such as a...

um, mandatory work activity package.

Yes, yes, I see it now.

"Purchase our terrible name

mandatory work activity kit. "

[Laughs]

Yes, there is a market.

Turn right.

[♪♪♪]

Did you always this was what you wanted to do?

Always.

I would go to the house of my grandmother,

SHC and would,

and we would have tea parties

her SHC-bought tea set

while watching "Marianne's Silver Show"

or "Western-style."

My grandmother would get the SHC Christmas card every year,

signed by Sharyn.

I liked that card.

Sharyn could smile at the front,

no hair in place.

That sounds like a fun childhood.

Yes it was.

I mean, it was not all roses.

My, uh, parents divorced when I was young

and lots

commute my brother and me to and fro,

you know, move a lot, a lot of arguing.

I was ... I was incredibly shy.

-Really? -Yes.

In?

Oh yes.

I think that's why I looked so much Sharyn.

You know, it just seemed like they could ...

befriend everyone,

you know connect with everyone, and I ....

I, I wanted to be like that.

I would look SHC with these perfect houses

and the perfect hosts,

and it was just so different from what I had ...

I just wanted that perfect life.

But it's just actors on a set.

Yes, I know, but I wanted to continue.

I mean, I want it still.

I'm going to leave it to you whether,

you might find that you already have.

This is a surprisingly profound statement.

-And? -Mm.

Well, I give surprisingly good advice,

considering I have no idea what I'm talking about.

So what about you?

Childhood dreams, fears?

The usual stuff.

You know, learning to make fire,

fighting the woolly mammoth ...

Oh! [laughing]

You know, because being a caveman and all.

I would have been wrong.

You're not a caveman.

But you're very good at deflecting.

[♪♪♪]

So we have to find something for our "Monthly Pick"?

No, I'm not completely sold.

-Nothing seems ... -mm. Let me guess.

Perfect?

[Chuckles weakly]

You do not have an off switch, do you?

Should we go back to the warehouse and dig around?

No, we have to do it tomorrow.

I have to get to a meeting.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

And.

Hey, David?

This was fun.

And.

[♪♪♪]

[Quiet conversations]

David?

Ryan Costa.

Hi. Nice to put a face to the name.

So, you're in Daintree.

The nation's largest e-commerce market.

And we get bigger,

Which brings me to the purpose of our meeting.

Daintree is launching a new division called "Live"

with live streaming video

where the hosts talk about, and to sell,

their favorite products.

-Like SHC. -Only better.

So we are looking for someone with experience

to his "Live." the face

We hope you are.

Wow.

You would be named flagship,

the construction of the concept from scratch.

Uh, th-dat is, uh ...

an honor.

Well, we believe in you.

Tell me more.

Absolutely.

So we have a formal offer for you,

but I'll walk you through what this would entail.

[Linda] How was the meeting yesterday?

Well, what great news.

Daintree offered me a job

head of their new "Live" division.

So it would be SHC, but I'd be the star.

Wow! Congratulations.

Yes. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm not sure I'm going to take, but ...

You know, it could be pretty big for me.

But you got that promotion at SHC.

Yes, and I like it there.

But when I took the Daintree Offers

I could go to

and Terrie could have her promotion.

So...

What are you cooking?

Beef bour-gen-non.

[Chuckles]

Boeuf bourguignon for family dinner?

Oh, actually,

I invited a guest to join us tonight.

[Doorbell chime]

Oh. Terrie I said I'd cook for her.

Hi there!

Hi. I got you this.

-Oh thanks. -You're welcome.

Come on in.

Wow.

What?

Oh, you expect something a little more Paleolithic?

Maybe a bonfire?

A bison on the wall here and there?

Mm-hmm, well, well, you've developed.

And.

Come on.

So when your next segment?

Uh, tomorrow.

We sell a wireless speaker.

And.

I did some research earlier today.

Reading the judgment of the manufacturer?

No, I was watching videos

of couples dancing to music on the loudspeaker.

And there was actually some really cool clips

because, after all, "words to say, but to sell the emotions."

Mm-hmm.

This is delicious, by the way.

David has always been such a good cook?

I'll let you in on a little secret about David.

Please do not.

David tries so hard

to this whole project devil-may-care bachelor facade,

but underneath it all, he's a real softie.

And he's the best brother to me

and Uncle Eric.

Plus, Uncle David is not only my uncle,

he's my best friend.

And.

Well, you're really lucky

to such a great friend.

I know.

And you're so lucky to have such great co-host.

I think we're both pretty happy.

What? What's that smile?

It seems that you and Terrie have a little flirt.

Oh, we play just for the cameras a bit.

So who are you doing it for off-air?

Okay, yeah, maybe there's a little flirt.

Well, there's nothing wrong with it.

It seems that you have fun together.

Yes. It is always nice in the beginning.

Okay. Ahem.

Goodnight, Uncle David.

I, goodnight, either.

Do not worry about it.

I'm not worried about.

Well then, let me give you a hand.

Thanks.

You seem to really have a great relationship

your cousin.

Yes, I get to take care of him

a few days a week after school.

We have fun.

And how did you learn to cook?

taught himself.

-Really? -Yes.

You know, I realize that I really do not know much about you.

How did you end up in the canal?

Well, before SHC, I was in real estate.

I owned an agency.

Really?

Mm-hmm. Yes. I always had a knack for selling things,

and never really knew what I wanted to do,

thus becoming a broker makes sense.

And then I represented a client who was a producer at SHC,

and they'll recommend me for an audition and ...

Please.

And you had your charming self, of course.

Well, it was, uh,

it was complicated a bit more than that.

When I met the producer,

I walked into the office with my fiance.

By all accounts, it looked perfect,

but it just did not feel right.

Instead, it felt like something I had to do.

You know, like vacuuming.

Why "vacuum"?

It's just always been a job I hated the most.

You know, it's like you can see the building fabric,

and you know you have to clean up,

and you put it off forever, and your fear,

and then have to lug you finally out the vacuum and do it,

and when you're done, there's dust again.

It feels like the opposite of how life should work.

[Laughs]

But I thought there was no "need".

-Mm-hmm. -Mm.

Well, so what?

My fiance felt it too.

We called off the engagement.

I had no idea what to do.

And then I remembered the producer.

Hmm.

You discover what you wanted to do

your "one wild and precious life."

And.

I guess I can sort of understand

Your aversion to vacuuming.

I should probably go home.

Really? It's still early.

Do you want something?

Uh, okay.

[♪♪♪]

You see what you see?

We should probably catch up on SHC ...

[Laughs]

But there are no "must".

-Turn right. -Turn right.

So ... what do you want to look at?

Rom-com?

American football? Okay, yes.

[Chuckles]

Are you one of those people

who advocates what to watch

and then fall asleep in 10 minutes?

Eh ... nee.

I am not.

You are that person.

I knew it!

No I am not.

Oh, let me guess,

you're one of those people

which, once you start looking at something,

then you have to finish it, even though you hate?

No. I have no problem in switching.

But you're that person, I can see.

We will look at some rom-com you picked and ...

[Mocks snoring]

Stop! I am not.

Okee. Rom-com is.

I'm going to stay awake.

[♪♪♪]

I did not sleep.

No, you were full-on sleep.

You are that person.

No, I was dozing.

Ahem.

While I was dozing, I had a really good idea.

Hmm?

So we get along ...

And I actually think we work very well together.

You know, I think we're better together.

So I thought

that instead of competing for Sharyn's spot,

We take you to the spot right?

So we both would Sharyn?

[Laughs] Well, we'd both ourselves

co-hosting in Marianne's plek.

I think it's a great idea.

And?

And.

Uh, well, thanks. This was really fun.

You're welcome.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, -Goodnight.

Good night.

[♪♪♪]

I love the idea of ​​you as co-hosts.

There is a lot of heart with you.

Mm-hmm, there's some-- something special here,

real chemistry.

But, um ...

SHC will build a brand around the two of you together.

And so, at this time,

butting heads in the air means real fireworks,

but what if it does not work?

If, for some reason, that happens,

I mean, we're adults, we can work it out.

And.

Yeah, but what if it gets old?

On-air of ...

from?

It will not. It will not!

It will not.

I will talk to the board as soon as possible

Excellent.

-Okay! Excellent! -Okay.

Well, that went well.

I think the board would actually consider us.

What do you think?

I guess we'll see.

Are you OK?

Yes it's going well.

I probably need to wardrobe.

Okay.

Are you still good to rehearse for our segment?

And.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

-Hi there. -Hi there.

Look at this new speaker we sell.

-Excellent.

Have you seen David?

Why?

I need to talk to him.

He's probably out the door "C."

-Hi there. -Hi there.

What are you doing here?

Just bask in the sun.

Do you mind if I hug you?

I would like it.

You know your slogan,

"Your one wild and precious life ..."

You know, I thought that poem

while I was writing my vows.

In a way, I think that's what started it all.

That question threw me for a loop.

My grandmother loves that poem.

I remember the first time she read it to me.

It felt like ... a call to action.

To do something big with my life,

something amazing.

But I recently went back and re-read,

and I realized that ...

She is not saying

do something big and amazing.

All she did was just going for a walk.

But she was so ...

presenting it.

She was real.

Look, I know ...

you are afraid that this will feel like vacuuming,

and I get it.

And I can not guarantee that it will not.

But I think we should try.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, so you want the intro to do,

and then I will start in the product specs?

"This is an indoor / outdoor speaker ..."

Of of...

uh, you could make the intro

I could launch the product specs.

[Snickers] In order to do that,

you would have had to have read--

The manual?

[Whispers] Surprise!

-Oh wow! -Mm-hmm.

Okay. So we will cue the music,

and, uh, I'll go over the features and app--

What if, instead of talking,

we just dance?

You just want to dance?

And, uh, you know,

we talk about how, with this speaker,

Our viewers can turn any moment into a spontaneous moment.

Okay, so, uh, so we dance.

-And.

Cue the music.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Please, do not break my heart ♪

♪ I could not if I tried

♪ Oh, baby If I restless ♪

♪ Baby, you're not that kind

[♪♪♪]

♪ ♪ Do not go breaking my heart

♪ You take the weight off of me ♪

Are you classically trained?

[Laughing]

18 years ballet. Can you tell?

♪ Nobody knows

♪ When I was down I was your clown ♪

♪ Nobody knows Nobody knows ... ♪

So, something like that?

And.

Oh, David.

Uh, you have a visitor.

How?

Noach.

I wanted to talk to you about Terrie.

Okay.

See...

I want her back

and I was wondering if you could help me.

Ah, you think Terrie want?

I mean you ...

You really hurt her, Noah.

I know.

I ... I made a mistake.

See, the night before I sent all those texts,

she brought up marriage,

and I'm afraid,

I did not know what I wanted,

but I've had a chance to think about,

and I miss her.

Terrie and I, we ...

we sense,

So I was hoping you could help me.

Hi. Sharon needs you in the meeting.

A minute.

[♪♪♪]

What do you have in mind?

Terrie. David.

Just wanted to check in.

At our last meeting,

I tried not to pry ...

but after seeing that rehearsal,

I think it's better if I did.

Now you know it

I think you're great in the air ...

but my question is,

before we move forward to replace me as your co-hosts,

What exactly happens off-air?

Good...

really--

Nothing.

What was then that I saw there?

What was that?

That was us playing up to our chemistry for our fans.

It's a little flirting.

But come on, there's nothing between us.

It's me and Terrie.

Yes, it's us.

I mean, there could not be two mismatched people.

We are strictly professional.

David and I have just co-hosts.

[♪♪♪]

Terrie, David ...

This is not a sort of game show.

This is a company.

[♪♪♪]

I am not angry

about my conversation with Marianne and David

at all.

I'm great, actually.

Everything is fine.

If ever there was a gray area in David and my relationship

Fortunately, that is resolved

and now we're just strictly professional.

David and I have just co-hosts.

I'm just something else he needs vacuuming.

Marianne wants to meet in the cafe.

Okay! Excellent!

[Breathing deeply]

It's a little early in the day for champagne,

but we can still celebrate the exciting news.

The board decided to replace me

you two as co-hosts.

Congratulations!

Oh wow!

That is amazing!

Thank you.

Yes thank you.

Now, that's not quite the reaction I expected.

No, I'm ... I'm grateful.

I...

I just need to give the idea of ​​co-hosting

A little more attention.

You do?

Okay,

but the "Monthly choices" in two days

and, as I said,

we would like to use segment

to announce the news to our viewers.

Okay? So we need to know.

Certainly.

Hey! You do not want to co-host?

It's not that I do not want.

II-it's ... It's kind of confusing between us.

Things are complicated and ...

I was offered a new job,

Head of Daintree's Live division.

And you want to go for that?

I do not want.

But maybe it simplifies things.

I go to Daintree.

You take Marianne's place.

Or we can take both of Marianne's place together.

Oh, but what if it is old, right?

It is not.

[Hillary] Oh, uh ...

Production must know that item

you've selected the "Monthly Pick."

We are working on it.

-Thanks. -Cool.

[Breed]

So, I just heard--

Do you not yet decided on an item

for the "Monthly choices"?

We, uh, we just decided at this time.

Oh, okay, good.

What is it?

A vacuum.

And.

more I mean, you would not want to vacuum,

but others still do.

O-Okay, David, I'm just

your message to be replaced

on the guest vendor segment today.

Yes, I was thinking Terrie could replace me.

-Terrie, do you want it?

Uh, sure, yeah.

Look to them.

The brilliance of the diamond ...

Mm-hmm.

It is a five-carat radiant cut diamond

with impeccable clarity.

It has three carats tapered-baguette cut diamonds

Mounting set in a custom-made platinum.

It's just beautiful.

I think our viewers would love to own this piece.

Speaking of the audience, why do not we take a caller?

Hmm? Hi there. You're with Terrie.

[Via the telephone line] Terrier, it is Noah.

Noah? Thanks for calling.

Is there something you're interested in

Here on air?

Well, actually, yes,

I am interested in that engagement ring ...

[Nearby] ... because ...

[Woman] Zoom Noah.

There's something I'd like to ask you.

You were right.

We like the same things, we want the same things.

We sense.

And I know it's a big step, but ...

It's the next step.

So Terrie ...

Will you marry me?

[Words catching]

And that's all the time we have for today.

We'll see you back here very soon.

Okay.

Everybody take five, please.

Oh, Noah.

I'm very sorry. I can not do this.

I'm very sorry. Sorry.

David?

-Hey. Why are not you on stage?

Knew you would say that Noah?

Is that why you asked me to replace you?

He really wants to be with you.

Is not it what you want?

I ... No.

I-- That's what I thought I wanted,

It's what I thought I would.

But I was wrong.

I do not want Noah.

What do you want?

I took the Daintree job.

Why?

We both get what we want.

It, um, it makes sense.

Uh, no, I do not ... I do not want that.

I want to host with you.

David, do not pretend that you took the job

chivalrous be.

You took the job because ...

You're scared and became trapped in something with me,

because that concept

as an escape space for you.

That is not true.

Well, congratulations.

You thought the secret--

Work backward from the thing that is holding you back.

[♪♪♪]

So when do you start Daintree?

Two weeks.

I want to Terrie Marianne to take the spot.

You had taken together.

Yes, but I thought was Terrie get engaged and marry him,

and I did not want to be there for that.

But you said she was not engaged.

She is not.

Then I'm a little confused

because it seems like

you could have exactly what you want.

What's the problem?

The problem is that

I've tried this before,

and it did not work,

And what if the same thing happens again?

But what if it does?

David,

there will always be times in life

when it feels like vacuuming.

That's life.

But you have been lucky enough

to find someone to vacuum.

[♪♪♪]

[Terrie] Is everyone talking at work about?

No no. Of course not. No.

It's okay, you can tell me.

Maybe talk a little.

Mm.

It was pretty dramatic.

Noah live proposal ...

Announcement of David that he leave.

In person,

I was rooting for you and David.

I know, I was kind of rooting for us, too.

That's so stupid of me, because II know David.

I know how he is.

You know, and I still fell for him.

And that is good.

I do not know how I let this happen.

You know, he's the exact opposite

what I said I always wanted.

It's just the way I felt about him

was like I should not be for everyone.

You know, I could just be myself

and be loved for it.

And you kept for.

[Stilte] Thanks.

[Breathing deeply]

What should I do

the "Monthly choices" with him tomorrow?

I just do not know how to say it is good.

Maybe you just do not like.

[Clunk]

[♪♪♪]

"Monthly choices" in five.

Hoi.

Hoi.

I recognize you

walk in here 10 years ago.

PA, big dreams.

[Chuckles]

Now look at you.

Replacing me.

Well, no one could ever replace.

But you've been an inspiration to me

from the beginning,

So thank you.

Well, I think you and I are quite similar.

You do?

I used to run myself ragged

trying to be the perfect host, his wife, mother,

because I thought, if I "enough"

I would be loved.

Thereafter,

I got to the end of my rope,

and I had this kind of reckoning,

and I realized

that seeking all that kind of perfection,

It led me nowhere.

And I just already perfect the way I was!

Imperfect.

Enough.

Loved.

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Hi there.

Hoi.

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I'm Terrie Carpenter.

And I'm David Crabtree.

The "Monthly Pick"

We bring you the "Total Vacuum."

This machine does it all--

corners, holes, carpets, hardwood floors,

Whatever you need.

It has you covered.

But David, we really leave here, right?

This is a great vacuum, yes.

But it is only a vacuum.

It will do the job day in and day out.

But over the weeks, months, years,

it may not be as exciting.

There may be days

where you do not feel like vacuuming all.

Because it's just a vacuum.

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It's not going to make your life perfect.

You know, I used to believe

I had to have the perfect vacuum,

the perfect boyfriend, the perfect job ...

that if I just projected an image of perfection,

then maybe I'd believe it, too.

But the thing is,

is that we will never own anything

or buy something

that the way we will see change ourselves.

Because only we can do that.

But in the middle

journey of self-improvement,

you find that your house is dusty,

then this is the vacuum for you.

This is the only vacuum you'll ever want

because you will realize that the cleaning is not a chore.

You really this vacuum, David.

It has been my lifetime guarantee, Terrie.

[Breathing]

Sorry.

I was scared.

But you...

what I want to do

my one wild and precious life.

Oh, in, uh ...

a special announcement for our viewers ...

Some of you have heard

Sharyn which St. Clair retires.

Well the amazing Terrie Carpenter,

will replace her.

Although, I still want to co-host.

I was hoping you'd say that.

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Where were we?

But wait.

There is more.

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