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He is losing it. He has no money.
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Lives in a foster home.
Runs off, lives in sheds.
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How did they escape? Folk coming to
gawp at the daub, leaving gate open.
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Two of 'em are dead.
So, it's not a Banksy, then?
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I'm thinking I might sell up.
You can't do that.
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You had ulterior motives.
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Well, she asked me to leave,
so I wasn't going to hang around.
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You wouldn't like to go out
for dinner with me, would you?
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We think he's gone bust. Martin.
He's disappeared.
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VEHICLE HORN BEEPS
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VEHICLE APPROACHES
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How are you feeling?
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Just the same.
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Oh, Mum, I am sorry.
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Mm. A week on,
and we're still no closer to knowing
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if we're ever going to get
any of our money back
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or a kitchen or anything.
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Rick's here now.
Rick, is he the one that's, um...?
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No, he's the one...
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..Morning, love.
..he's the kind soul
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that came and told us what
has happened
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and then offered to come round
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and reinstate the old kitchen
free of charge.
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Which he's starting doing this
morning,
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but we will give him something
for his trouble.
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No, we will, love.
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So, is... Is that it, then?
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So, you're just going to
put the old kitchen back?
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Well, no, I'm still hoping
it's a temporary measure.
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But we just don't know.
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Well, if there's anything I can do,
you know where I am.
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What about your little problem?
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Is it still with you?
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Yep. I don't know why you don't just
tell him to beggar off.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Er, except it's actually quite handy
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with him picking Flora and Calamity
up from school in the afternoons,
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so, um... Oh, right.
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Well, I'd better get on.
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I've said I'll drive Alan
to the supermarket
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and I've not put me face on.
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OK. Chin up.
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And you. Ta-ta.
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Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.
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Do you think we should
become vegans, Mummy?
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No.
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I've just got to put a bit
of lipstick on.
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..Well, if you've got time.
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HE MOUTHS
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Yeah, yeah, I can come and wield
a screwdriver for an hour later on.
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If he tells me what to do.
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Hey, our Gillian says she's going to
try and pop in and help you.
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Great. Hey, how did you get on
yesterday with that fella?
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Did he come? Yeah.
Yeah, he did. Thanks.
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He reckons, er, 500 grand, all in.
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All 35 acres, the house,
everything. Is that what it's worth?
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Well, I'm getting
a couple of quotes, but...yeah.
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Yeah, I assume
he knows what he's talking about.
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Has she brushed her teeth?
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Have you brushed your teeth?
I'll do it tonight.
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I'm worried you're going to
regret it.
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She hasn't brushed her teeth!
It's too late now!
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Oh, yeah. So am I.
I'm worried I'll regret it, too,
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but it's like my mum used to say,
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"You can't have what you can't
afford," so...
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Come on! You come on!
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Outside, stop dawdling! Right.
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Morning. Morning.
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Listen, I'll... I'll have to go.
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Um, can we talk again later,
properly?
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Before you make any commitments.
Sure.
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Right, ta-ta.
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Bye.
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See ya, Mum. Ta-ra, love.
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What?
She's not brushed her teeth again!
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You'll have to get dressed.
You're taking me to work.
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Who is? You. You and Celia.
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I'm not going to "wander off again",
as you like to call it.
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Look, I wish you'd trust me...
just once!
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And then you'd know. And you'd make
life a lot easier for yourselves.
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Seat-belt on, kid.
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She can double-brush tonight.
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You know that Cheryl,
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that copper that went out with
Robbie before he married your mum?
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Yeah. You know I told you she were
in the store the other day,
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being useless as usual?
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Yeah.
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Well, she said summat...weird.
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About your mum.
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What?
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She said that she murdered
your dad.
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Your mum did. Yeah.
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But she didn't.
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There was an inquest. It was an
accident. Did you say that?
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Yeah, but she said coppers
know stuff.
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You realise Cheryl's got
a massive grudge against me mum
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because Robbie dumped her. Yeah,
but it's just the way she said it.
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So matter-of-fact, like,
"We all know,
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"everybody knows,
we just don't say it."
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Robbie was me dad's brother,
and a copper.
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D'you think he'd have married her
if he thought that?
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Did you never think it were odd,
though?
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The way Robbie disappeared off
to Canada like that,
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without saying owt proper,
to you, about why?
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Fancy saying that to you
of all people.
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What a bitch!
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Yeah, but why is your mum
so funny about that barn?
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Seriously, do you want to make
something of this?
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No! It... It...
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Brr, it just made me feel weird!
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It was all complicated
with me mum and Robbie,
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cos he was me dad's brother.
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And she's funny about that barn
cos it's where he died.
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It's not rocket science.
It doesn't mean she murdered him.
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It made me think we need to get out
of there and get our own house.
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And sooner rather than later.
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We'll have to anyway, if she's
selling up. She's not selling up!
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That isn't going to happen. Ever.
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Is that fella picking us up again?
Your Uncle John? Yeah.
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He's not me real uncle.
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Well, no... Well, sort of, he is.
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He used to be married
to Auntie Caroline, so...
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She's gay, though.
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Yeah, she didn't used to be, though.
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Can you do that?
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Can you be not gay then start being?
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Er, not, um...
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No.
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But you can be in denial about it.
In denial?
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Yeah.
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So...
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In the olden days...
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Cos I love Flora.
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That's different.
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She... She's your cousin.
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But, so, in the olden days...
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And I'm not in denial about it!
Whatever that means.
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Yeah, but you don't want to kiss her
though, do you, though? No, so...
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Yeah, but sometimes I do, though,
cos she's so adorable!
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Right.
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I've got to go now.
I've got stuff to do.
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Me, too.
I've got to sort Brendan Clark out.
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See ya!
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Here you are.
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Have a nice day! I will.
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh, nicely done, Caroline.
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Hello, Judith.
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Is this a bad time to be calling?
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Well, I... I'm just...um, yes,
dropping Flora off at school.
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I'll call later.
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Well, Judith,
I'm at work all day, so, um...
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I'll be quick, then.
Is John all right?
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He's fine. He's, um...
He's annoying. But, yes, he's fine.
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I worry about him. I shouldn't,
I know. Morning!
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He's so pathetic, clinging on to
what's familiar rather than making
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positive choices about life.
Judith.
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But it made me realise
I was doing exactly the same thing!
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Tell her to f... off!
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Do you remember when I first met
you? Er, no. What?
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It was at some do, some bash
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at the university
that John dragged you along to.
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I don't think you saw me.
Judith, I've got to go...
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And the thing is,
the thing I've realised is,
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I think I only ever went after him
because I was fascinated by you!
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I think the whole thing
was just to get your attention.
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Judith... Isn't that mad?
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I don't want to be uncharitable...
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Come on, we need to pin
this dinner date down.
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I've put myself on the line.
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I've been really frank
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and open about some quite profound
and confused emotions.
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And, you know,
that takes a lot of courage.
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As I say, I don't want to be
uncharitable...
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Tell her you're going out with me!
Um, it... It's just it's...
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Well, it's a lot of things.
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And, um...
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I am going out with you.
I've got an idea about the farm.
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Can you be more specific, Caroline?
Because I can change.
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I'll ring you later.
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I've got a mad morning,
but I'll call you when I can.
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Judith, I don't mean to be unkind,
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but you wrecked my marriage.
And, um...
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Oh, bye!
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That's Flora.
She's, um, just going to school
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and she left the door wide open.
Yeah, I know all this, Caroline...
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Also, plus...
HORN TOOTS
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Oh, for f...!
HORNS TOOT
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Ring me!
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Yeah, I need to talk to you
about Mum and Alan, as well.
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What about 'em?
No, I'll ring you.
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See, as well as all that, Judith...
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..I'm a single parent.
I have a five-year-old child.
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And starting a relationship
with an alcoholic
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is not at the top of my list
of things to do.
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But the thing is,
seeing one unsuitable man
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after the next is what's led me down
this vodka-soaked cul-de-sac.
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And of course they were all
unsuitable because I've been in...
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Well, not denial,
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because I'm too "couldn't give
a fuck about anything"
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to be in denial.
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But I think this could be me
turning a massive corner, Caroline.
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Caroline?
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How do? How do?
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Is Alan in? No. No, you've just
missed him. He's just gone to work.
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Don't I know you?
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I'm a friend of his.
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Can I have a glass of water?
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Well, if you can find a glass.
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There's a pot of tea here.
Mug over there.
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How do? Hiya.
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So which one are you again?
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Hm? I'm Ted.
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I don't think he's mentioned you.
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No, well, I'm in the doghouse,
so that's probably why.
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Are you? Why? What you done?
Oh...
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Are you the fella
that lives in the shed?
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Me? No, I live up Norland.
I were just passing.
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Oh. Well, there's toast there,
and a boiled egg, if you're hungry.
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I'm full.
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Well, I have eaten, but I don't like
to see owt go to waste.
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So, you've a fella living in
your shed?
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Well, I haven't seen him.
I could be wrong.
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But, er, I've seen smoke coming out.
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Well, I could have a look for you.
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Could be insects.
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Do insects smoke?
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Not generally,
but a bird could have got in.
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I'll sort it out for ya.
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So, how do you know Alan?
Has he not told you?
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I've not seen him since last week.
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He's my brother. Younger brother.
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I have a sister...in Sheffield.
I don't see her much.
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No, well, I'd not seen him
for long enough,
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me being in New Zealand.
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I've seen him a few times
since he married Celia.
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I came over for the wedding,
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and then they flew out to see me
just after Gillian got married.
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Gillian, yeah.
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Do you know Gillian?
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I've not met her, no.
I like Gillian.
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Is she the one that drives the Jag?
243
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,163
Oh, no. Oh, hell, no.
That's Caroline.
244
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,003
Celia's lass.
245
00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:18,723
So, why are you in the doghouse,
then, Ted? What's occurred?
246
00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:19,923
Oh...
247
00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:22,443
You don't have to tell me
if it's difficult.
248
00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,123
I'm often in the doghouse meself.
249
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,243
Are you? One way and another.
250
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,405
TOAST SCRAPES
251
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:33,283
I made a mistake, that was all.
252
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,205
A big one, admittedly.
253
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:45,443
I might get a bit of stewing steak
for tea.
254
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:48,243
Ted likes a bit of stewing steak.
Oh, does he?
255
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,363
Don't be like that with him.
256
00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,083
Well...
257
00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,283
..he just breezes through it all,
258
00:12:54,285 --> 00:12:56,563
never once thinks
about the consequences
259
00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:59,523
and the effect he might have
on other people.
260
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:03,443
And then just this blind,
arrogant assumption
261
00:13:03,445 --> 00:13:06,683
that everyone else can pick up
the pieces.
262
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,283
And, of course, we do.
263
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:09,883
You've changed your tune.
264
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:13,123
"He's the only brother
I'll ever have,
265
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,563
"I have to do what I can for him."
266
00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:18,163
No, I haven't!
I shall do what I can for him.
267
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,883
Because he is the only brother
I'll ever have.
268
00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:24,243
But I'm damned if I'll do it
with a smile on my face.
269
00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:27,483
Angelina, for God's sake!
270
00:13:27,485 --> 00:13:30,083
The name in itself
should have rung alarm bells
271
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,603
to anyone with any sense.
272
00:13:31,605 --> 00:13:35,563
Well, happen it's a more regular
sort of name over there.
273
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,043
She might as well have had
"gold digger"
274
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:39,723
tattooed across her forehead.
275
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:42,083
Well, I feel sorry for him.
276
00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:45,123
I think he was vulnerable,
and they targeted him.
277
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,043
And it'll be like us
with this kitchen business.
278
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,243
The police won't want to know.
279
00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:55,525
They'll say it's a civil matter and
there's only so much they can do.
280
00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:00,643
I didn't think she was out
to con me.
281
00:14:00,645 --> 00:14:01,685
Initially.
282
00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,765
When it all kicked off...
283
00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:07,883
..it didn't occur to me.
284
00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:09,765
I thought it was all her brother.
285
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,723
But now...
286
00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:14,763
Yeah.
287
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:18,283
I think they were in it together
from the very beginning.
288
00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:19,805
Yeah.
289
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:24,003
I keep thinking
I'd like to go to Bridlington.
290
00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:27,243
What for?
It's where we had our honeymoon.
291
00:14:27,245 --> 00:14:28,923
Alice and me.
292
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:31,043
Such as it was.
293
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:34,005
Where's that? Brid? East coast.
294
00:14:35,365 --> 00:14:37,523
I should get a little car.
295
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:41,483
You can be there
in just over an hour on the M62.
296
00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:45,443
You see, the M62 hadn't been built
when Alice and me went.
297
00:14:45,445 --> 00:14:48,363
They hadn't opened it
till after we'd gone.
298
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,803
We could have a stroll on the beach.
299
00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:54,003
Fish and chips,
happen a little paddle.
300
00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,123
Fish and chips? Can I come?
301
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,203
Have you time?
302
00:14:58,205 --> 00:14:59,563
I can make time.
303
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:04,643
I keep thinking I should
ask Alan or Celia to drive me,
304
00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:07,683
but they're always busy.
I could drive you.
305
00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:09,563
You could? How?
306
00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:12,563
I have a car. We'd have to get bus
down to Sowerby Bridge, though,
307
00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:15,163
to pick it up.
Aren't you a bit small to drive?
308
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,363
No. I'm older than I look. I'm 15.
309
00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:18,763
You're not 15.
310
00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:22,043
I am, I'm 15.
Aren't you supposed to be 17?
311
00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:25,323
Normally, but I have
a special dispensation.
312
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,803
From the Pope?
313
00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,563
No, it's nowt to do wi' the Pope.
314
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:31,283
I have this disease that makes you
look younger than you are.
315
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:34,163
I'm actually 35.
316
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:36,845
Well, I will be in July.
317
00:15:40,365 --> 00:15:42,325
I used to be 35.
318
00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:47,763
There's a bus in 12 minutes
if you get your skates on.
319
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:49,283
Morning. Morning.
320
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:51,125
PHONE RINGS
321
00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:56,603
Hello. Grandad?
322
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,403
Oh, hello, lad.
323
00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:01,363
You all right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I am.
324
00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:05,963
Except, er...
I did this...stupid thing.
325
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,003
Who did? You did? Yeah.
326
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:09,805
Yeah. And I don't know...
327
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:15,243
...how to... I don't know what to
do to make it right.
328
00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:17,283
Well, what have you done?
329
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:19,963
Right, you know the Banksy?
The not-Banksy. Yeah.
330
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,683
That's caused all the trouble
and why the sheep got out and why
331
00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:25,003
Mum's reckoning she's selling up?
Yeah.
332
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,723
It was my friend Dinos.
333
00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:28,523
He was on my course at Manchester.
334
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:34,163
He's an artist, a trainee art
teacher. It... It was a joke.
335
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:38,283
It started as a joke.
He can do, like, Banksy,
336
00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:39,523
him and a couple of his mates.
337
00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,563
And I was telling him
about the woodworm
338
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,563
and how me mum needed some money
339
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:46,683
and we were joking that if she had a
Banksy suddenly on her barn,
340
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:48,043
she'd be worth millions.
341
00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:50,683
And then it was after me mum's
birthday
342
00:16:50,685 --> 00:16:54,523
and that argument about money
with me mum and Celia.
343
00:16:54,525 --> 00:16:56,323
I rang him that night,
and said, "Do it,"
344
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:59,083
thinking he might do it in a couple
weeks if ever but then
345
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,883
he done it next day,
and there was no-one
346
00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:04,603
more amazed than me
and it was all in fun, but then
347
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:07,163
now it's all gone to shit.
Well, then...
348
00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:09,483
It was never going to be a Banksy!
349
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:14,803
It was never going to fetch
millions! So, what was the point?!
350
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:17,243
I don't think we...
351
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,923
We didn't think it through.
We just...
352
00:17:19,925 --> 00:17:23,163
I don't know. And I daren't tell her
353
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:24,843
cos it's really not funny now
354
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,885
and I didn't think about
how the barn...
355
00:17:30,045 --> 00:17:32,363
..does her head in.
356
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:33,683
Cos of me dad.
357
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,523
The only thing I can think of
is if I offer her our savings.
358
00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:40,243
No! Our deposit savings.
Me and Ellie's. No.
359
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:43,723
But you know what she's like,
she won't take it.
360
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:47,843
Oh... Ellie'll go mad
if I even suggest it.
361
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:51,565
But I don't want her to sell up
cos of me.
362
00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:07,965
I'll just go and find it.
363
00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:50,645
IGNITION SPARKS
364
00:18:51,645 --> 00:18:53,725
ENGINE STARTS
365
00:19:44,605 --> 00:19:46,925
POWER TOOL WHIRS
366
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:54,123
Oh! You've cracked on.
367
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,763
Yep. Has Ted been all right?
368
00:19:56,765 --> 00:19:58,363
Yeah. He's been fine. Yeah.
369
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,605
Ted?
370
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:04,645
Ted?
371
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:07,445
Ted?
372
00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:12,843
Is he in the garden?
373
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,083
Oh, I, er... I don't know.
374
00:20:15,085 --> 00:20:17,405
I don't think so. Has he a mobile?
375
00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:22,763
PHONE RINGS
376
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:24,405
Oh, bloody hell.
377
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:35,043
I think I'm not seeing it,
the day to day, what you're saying.
378
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,563
No, no, it's not...
It's not a fully formed...
379
00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:38,923
It might be nonsense.
380
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:42,323
And I don't have an agenda here,
my only... Yes, I do have an agenda.
381
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,243
Sorry. My only agenda is Flora.
I can't do it on my own.
382
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,403
So?
383
00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:48,523
Well, so, you want to farm
and can't afford to.
384
00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:50,443
I earn silly money, or what a lot of
people
385
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,043
might consider to be silly
money,
386
00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:55,563
but don't trust nannies and can't
manage the logistics of taking Flora
387
00:20:55,565 --> 00:20:56,963
to school week in, week out,
388
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,443
so we could, could we not,
pool our resources somehow
389
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:05,403
and be mutually...
I don't know, er, beneficial?
390
00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:09,323
Not... Not... Not in any kind of...
No. ..you know... No.
391
00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:11,043
..way, obviously. But, um...
392
00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:13,603
But live together? Mm.
393
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,283
You see, Raff and Ellie and Calamity
will be moving out soon,
394
00:21:16,285 --> 00:21:18,203
and the baby, won't they?
395
00:21:18,205 --> 00:21:19,923
When they've got their deposit.
396
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:21,243
Yep. Yep. They will.
397
00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,123
And there'll be you in that place
on your own,
398
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,643
which will suddenly
seem very big.
399
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:27,483
And me and Flora on our own
in our big place.
400
00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:30,083
Not that we're on our own at the
moment with John and Lawrence
401
00:21:30,085 --> 00:21:31,483
and Mia, but, er, that's not...
402
00:21:31,485 --> 00:21:33,643
No. But I couldn't come to you,
403
00:21:33,645 --> 00:21:36,363
though, cos you've not got any
acres.
404
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:38,003
Ah, now,
405
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,523
there's a 9.5-acre field for sale
adjacent to me.
406
00:21:40,525 --> 00:21:42,403
They're asking 120 grand.
407
00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:46,325
I'd need 30, minimum,
to make it viable.
408
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:50,563
And you and Flora
couldn't come to me because...
409
00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:52,403
..you just wouldn't like it,
Caroline.
410
00:21:52,405 --> 00:21:55,363
You like everything clean and tidy
and my house is full of...
411
00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:59,163
Well, the sort of stuff
low-life trailer-trash can afford,
412
00:21:59,165 --> 00:22:01,683
or can't afford, in my case, so...
I never said that.
413
00:22:01,685 --> 00:22:04,203
No, you did. No, I didn't.
It's been obliterated
414
00:22:04,205 --> 00:22:06,763
from the face of the Earth,
that moment in time.
415
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:08,123
Hmm. OK.
416
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,365
And anyway, if I was putting money
in...
417
00:22:12,525 --> 00:22:14,043
I... Oh...
418
00:22:14,045 --> 00:22:15,803
Oh, I don't know.
419
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:17,723
SHE MOUTHS
420
00:22:17,725 --> 00:22:19,443
It's a stupid idea, isn't it?
421
00:22:19,445 --> 00:22:21,765
No. No, it isn't.
422
00:22:23,005 --> 00:22:24,403
It's not stupid.
423
00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,045
It's just...
424
00:22:27,205 --> 00:22:28,885
..I might meet someone.
425
00:22:30,085 --> 00:22:31,763
You might meet someone.
426
00:22:31,765 --> 00:22:33,763
And then what? Well, I don't know.
427
00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:35,843
It's a nice idea, it's just...
428
00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:38,963
Oh, I don't know.
I know. I've got to go.
429
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:40,243
We'll talk later.
430
00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:42,523
Yes, of course. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
431
00:22:42,525 --> 00:22:44,643
Bye-bye. Did you see it?
432
00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:48,723
Consensus in the staffroom
is that it was her husband.
433
00:22:48,725 --> 00:22:52,083
You know what a... Well, it sounds
glib saying "nutter", but...
434
00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:53,243
Is he?
435
00:22:53,245 --> 00:22:57,083
Well, controlling. Bullying.
Belittling her.
436
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,763
Knowing she'd have to drive to work
with that on her car.
437
00:22:59,765 --> 00:23:03,083
Although reading between the lines,
the way she describes it,
438
00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:06,285
you sometimes get the idea
they're both as bad as each other.
439
00:23:07,605 --> 00:23:10,163
Get a message to her to come
and see me at break or lunchtime
440
00:23:10,165 --> 00:23:12,525
or whenever's convenient. OK.
441
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:23,603
Right, we're heading for the A64
to York, once we get past Leeds.
442
00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:25,485
OK.
443
00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:34,685
Oh, you've missed it.
It was that last one!
444
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,723
Alan! Oh, hello.
You'll have to get your skates on.
445
00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:52,163
Ted's gone AWOL again.
446
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,043
Eh? Celia phoned me.
447
00:23:54,045 --> 00:23:56,683
She phoned you, but you're
not allowed your phone, are you?
448
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,483
No. So she phoned me. She thought
I might have taken him to the pub.
449
00:24:00,485 --> 00:24:03,203
Yeah, obviously,
ten o'clock in the morning!
450
00:24:03,205 --> 00:24:06,363
So, I've been up Ladstone Rock, I've
had a scout round, couldn't see him.
451
00:24:06,365 --> 00:24:07,843
Celia wanted to stay at the house
452
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,763
so she's there
chance he wanders back in.
453
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:11,843
I'm on a shift! Well, I said that.
454
00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:13,843
She said, "It's his flamin'
brother."
455
00:24:13,845 --> 00:24:16,643
So, yeah, I don't know.
I can go looking somewhere else,
456
00:24:16,645 --> 00:24:18,163
but you'll have to tell me where.
457
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,603
But he could be anywhere.
458
00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:24,123
Well, he's an adult.
He can just wander off if he wants.
459
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:28,643
It was different before.
It was thundering, it was lightning
460
00:24:28,645 --> 00:24:32,483
and he was jet-lagged. He could have
been out there all night!
461
00:24:32,485 --> 00:24:35,803
Yeah, but... I don't know.
462
00:24:35,805 --> 00:24:38,963
He's not all there, is he? Hey...
463
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:40,963
Come on, get your stuff.
464
00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:43,563
I can't just walk out.
I need this job.
465
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,723
No, you can. You're 82,
you can do what the hell you like.
466
00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:49,485
Where's our Ellie? I'll tell her.
467
00:25:05,925 --> 00:25:08,085
I don't remember any of this.
468
00:25:25,605 --> 00:25:29,203
Right! I'd better get
a parking ticket,
469
00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:31,403
otherwise we'll be in trouble.
470
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,003
Yeah, we don't want
to get into trouble, Ted.
471
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:38,043
Well, I rang 101 rather than 999
472
00:25:38,045 --> 00:25:41,203
because I didn't know
if it was an emergency or not,
473
00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:44,763
but they seem to think it is,
because he does have dementia,
474
00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:47,163
there's no two ways about it.
475
00:25:47,165 --> 00:25:49,083
And as well as that,
476
00:25:49,085 --> 00:25:50,443
they think he's vulnerable
477
00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:53,923
because we have reason to think he's
depressed. Is he?
478
00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:56,163
Oh! Where to start?
479
00:25:56,165 --> 00:25:58,083
He's lost a lot of money.
480
00:25:58,085 --> 00:26:01,403
Well, everything. He lost
everything.
481
00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:04,083
And he's fallen out with all his
kids. It's why he's here.
482
00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:06,923
So, why does that make him
vulnerable?
483
00:26:06,925 --> 00:26:08,843
Falling out with your kids?
484
00:26:08,845 --> 00:26:12,005
I think the idea is...
Well, depression can make you...
485
00:26:13,165 --> 00:26:14,363
..suicidal.
486
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,643
Oh, shit. We need to find him!
487
00:26:16,645 --> 00:26:18,883
Yes, I think that's why
we're all here.
488
00:26:18,885 --> 00:26:21,283
CAR PULLS UP
Oh, Harry's back.
489
00:26:21,285 --> 00:26:23,003
Oh, and Gillian.
490
00:26:23,005 --> 00:26:24,845
Oh, is Gillian here?
491
00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:34,683
Hey, what's happened?
Have you found him?
492
00:26:34,685 --> 00:26:37,683
Not yet. Did you know you've got
someone living in your shed?
493
00:26:37,685 --> 00:26:38,845
I...
494
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,125
I'm amazed it's still here.
495
00:27:05,765 --> 00:27:07,525
It's just same as it was.
496
00:27:08,605 --> 00:27:12,043
We were only here for the two
nights, then off we went.
497
00:27:12,045 --> 00:27:13,365
New Zealand.
498
00:27:14,685 --> 00:27:16,363
1956.
499
00:27:16,365 --> 00:27:20,123
I've never been abroad.
It's nowt. I'd like to fly.
500
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,803
Well, it's all right, but you've
to trail round the airport,
501
00:27:22,805 --> 00:27:25,603
and then you've got to queue up
for one thing after another.
502
00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:28,443
No, I meant fly-fly.
Like proper, like a bird.
503
00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:30,003
Riding an air current.
504
00:27:30,005 --> 00:27:33,043
If I could choose,
that's what I'd be, I'd be a bird.
505
00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:34,803
What would you be?
506
00:27:34,805 --> 00:27:36,323
Oh, I'm all right as I am.
507
00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:37,563
Are you?
508
00:27:37,565 --> 00:27:39,843
Well, I was, till this business.
509
00:27:39,845 --> 00:27:42,963
No, no, I can see the temptation.
510
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,683
Being a bird.
511
00:27:44,685 --> 00:27:49,565
You could disappear over
the horizon.
512
00:27:52,525 --> 00:27:54,443
Are we going paddling this aft?
513
00:27:54,445 --> 00:27:56,283
Well, we should do,
while we're here.
514
00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:58,925
Are we having a pudding?
We can do.
515
00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:05,003
What it is, is I'd like to apologise
to her - Alice -
516
00:28:05,005 --> 00:28:08,045
for this business.
She put a lot into that house.
517
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,845
She loved that house.
518
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,883
And she'd want me to be happy,
519
00:28:14,885 --> 00:28:16,605
but she wouldn't want this.
520
00:28:18,005 --> 00:28:21,323
But you can't apologise
to someone who's dead, can you?
521
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,763
No. I don't know.
You might be able to.
522
00:28:23,765 --> 00:28:25,163
How?
523
00:28:25,165 --> 00:28:26,925
I don't know.
524
00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,883
KNOCK ON DOOR
525
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:35,723
Ruth's here, Caroline.
526
00:28:35,725 --> 00:28:37,085
Thanks. Leave the door open.
527
00:29:01,245 --> 00:29:03,523
I saw your car.
528
00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:05,283
Oh. Yeah.
529
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,163
People are talking about it.
530
00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:08,605
Well, yeah. They will.
531
00:29:09,645 --> 00:29:11,763
It says "mad bitch" on it.
532
00:29:11,765 --> 00:29:14,085
I don't think I realised how...
533
00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:19,563
..bad it was for you at home
if he'll do a thing like that.
534
00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:21,845
I'm sorry. I did tell you.
535
00:29:23,565 --> 00:29:25,363
I'm apologising
536
00:29:25,365 --> 00:29:29,365
for not understanding it better,
for not listening properly.
537
00:29:30,445 --> 00:29:31,803
I have a friend.
538
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:34,283
Well, she's my step-sister, in fact.
539
00:29:34,285 --> 00:29:35,525
Gillian.
540
00:29:37,325 --> 00:29:39,603
She was in an abusive relationship.
541
00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:43,325
Psychologically abusive,
violently abusive.
542
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:47,603
If you'd like someone to talk to,
who'll understand and listen,
543
00:29:47,605 --> 00:29:49,083
she would.
544
00:29:49,085 --> 00:29:52,483
I haven't asked her,
but she will, I know she will.
545
00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:54,443
I can give you her number.
546
00:29:54,445 --> 00:29:56,403
In the meantime,
547
00:29:56,405 --> 00:30:00,563
you may already have arranged
something, but if not,
548
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:04,163
Rhiannon Griffiths' father has
a body workshop down in Mirfield,
549
00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:06,323
and he owes me a favour.
550
00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:09,683
He owes me several favours,
actually, over the years,
551
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:11,763
with her behaviour.
552
00:30:11,765 --> 00:30:16,363
I've rung him and he says
he can pick it up this afternoon,
553
00:30:16,365 --> 00:30:18,403
and bring it back on Friday.
554
00:30:18,405 --> 00:30:20,643
Helen's offered to take you home
555
00:30:20,645 --> 00:30:23,683
and bring you back
in the mornings till then.
556
00:30:23,685 --> 00:30:25,763
She lives out your way.
557
00:30:25,765 --> 00:30:27,763
But it's up to you.
558
00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:30,963
All at the risk of looking like
I care more than I should,
559
00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:34,323
but then again, it's my job
to care about my students and staff,
560
00:30:34,325 --> 00:30:38,283
so I'm between a rock
and a hard place.
561
00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,805
I don't want you to thank me,
it's not why I'm doing it.
562
00:30:42,285 --> 00:30:44,285
Helen's there.
563
00:30:51,805 --> 00:30:53,325
Thanks. Sorry.
564
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:55,845
Thanks.
565
00:31:09,365 --> 00:31:12,645
THEY LAUGH
566
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,003
Ted! Look I'm a crab!
567
00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:18,285
Are you? That's it.
568
00:31:25,005 --> 00:31:28,565
Come on! Come on in! Alice?
569
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,845
What are you frightened of?
570
00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:37,485
I love you.
571
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:41,685
WHISPERS: I love you.
572
00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:07,845
Can we go to Sheffield?
573
00:32:09,005 --> 00:32:11,043
When?
Now.
574
00:32:11,045 --> 00:32:12,165
See me sister.
575
00:32:13,245 --> 00:32:15,123
What's she doing in Sheffield?
576
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,563
It's where she lives. Well,
how come you live up Norland?
577
00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,843
Dunno. It's just where they put us.
578
00:32:19,845 --> 00:32:21,683
Who?
Council.
579
00:32:21,685 --> 00:32:23,085
When me mother died.
580
00:32:24,365 --> 00:32:25,563
Well, what about your dad?
581
00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:26,963
I don't think I ever had one.
582
00:32:26,965 --> 00:32:30,803
She tells me stories about him,
our Stella does.
583
00:32:30,805 --> 00:32:31,963
But I think she makes 'em up.
584
00:32:31,965 --> 00:32:34,763
I go along with 'em, though,
cos I think it suits her.
585
00:32:34,765 --> 00:32:36,643
Which one's Stella?
Me sister.
586
00:32:36,645 --> 00:32:38,523
We see each other now and again,
587
00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:41,563
whenever her people can be bothered
to drive her over to me,
588
00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:44,483
or whenever my people can be
bothered to drive me over to hers.
589
00:32:44,485 --> 00:32:45,563
Like at Christmas.
590
00:32:45,565 --> 00:32:46,723
So, you've got people?
591
00:32:46,725 --> 00:32:47,763
Neil and Heather.
592
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,923
They're like...foster parents.
593
00:32:49,925 --> 00:32:53,283
Have you got an address for her,
in Sheffield?
594
00:32:53,285 --> 00:32:55,123
We'd have to ask around
when we got there.
595
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,443
Sheffield's a big place.
596
00:32:56,445 --> 00:32:57,685
Better get cracking, then.
597
00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,243
I think I'll stay here.
598
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,923
Oh, come on, I need you to read map.
599
00:33:01,925 --> 00:33:03,005
No, I'm all right here.
600
00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:05,125
That isn't fair.
601
00:33:06,205 --> 00:33:08,043
We'll go to Sheffield another time.
602
00:33:08,045 --> 00:33:10,323
I want to go now.
Come on, I came here wi' you!
603
00:33:10,325 --> 00:33:11,803
You go, I'm not stopping you.
604
00:33:11,805 --> 00:33:13,005
That isn't fair.
605
00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:16,123
Life isn't fair.
606
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,165
I hate you.
607
00:33:18,445 --> 00:33:19,565
No, you don't.
608
00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:23,725
Can't you pick me up on the way
back?
609
00:33:28,285 --> 00:33:29,325
Pig!
610
00:33:38,325 --> 00:33:40,083
IGNITION SPARKS
611
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:42,645
ENGINE STARTS
612
00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:57,885
ALICE: Come on. Come on in.
613
00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:07,965
What are you frightened of?
614
00:34:16,645 --> 00:34:19,323
Any sign yet?
No, no, sign at all.
615
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,803
We've been up and down
Elizabeth Street and Langdale Street
616
00:34:21,805 --> 00:34:23,123
and all round there.
617
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,163
Cos that's where we grew up,
all of us,
618
00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:27,243
when we were kids. Aww.
619
00:34:27,245 --> 00:34:31,203
And we've been in a few shops
and asked, but, no, nothing.
620
00:34:31,205 --> 00:34:34,203
Could I just ask if you've seen this
old fella around?
621
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,523
We're going to walk over
to the railway station next.
622
00:34:36,525 --> 00:34:37,803
Well, keep us informed.
623
00:34:37,805 --> 00:34:39,805
We will.
Ta-ta.
624
00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:45,003
SHE SIGHS
He's not all bad, is he, John?
625
00:34:45,005 --> 00:34:46,763
Shall we look in church?
626
00:34:46,765 --> 00:34:48,883
It's where him and Alice got wed.
627
00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:51,923
It's where me and Eileen got wed.
628
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,403
Where me mum and dad got wed.
629
00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:55,483
And mine.
630
00:34:55,485 --> 00:34:57,283
Blimey, that's going back a bit.
631
00:34:57,285 --> 00:34:58,843
PHONE RINGS
632
00:34:58,845 --> 00:34:59,883
That's you.
633
00:34:59,885 --> 00:35:01,603
Oh. Hello?
634
00:35:01,605 --> 00:35:03,083
Hiya, Dad.
635
00:35:03,085 --> 00:35:04,523
So, Cheryl's rung to say -
636
00:35:04,525 --> 00:35:07,243
and she managed to speak to me
without saying anything offensive -
637
00:35:07,245 --> 00:35:10,083
she's rung round all the hospitals,
638
00:35:10,085 --> 00:35:15,683
she's put in a request to send
a helicopter to go over Norland Moor
639
00:35:15,685 --> 00:35:19,123
and she's putting a missing persons
link on social media.
640
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:23,803
So not as completely useless and
dippy and mad and bonkers
641
00:35:23,805 --> 00:35:26,963
and irritating
and disgusting as she looks.
642
00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:28,003
Right.
643
00:35:28,005 --> 00:35:31,123
And me and Rick have cracked on,
and, er...
644
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,283
..we're still here
if Ted walks through the door.
645
00:35:33,285 --> 00:35:34,683
Oh, OK.
646
00:35:34,685 --> 00:35:37,085
Well, thanks, love. Keep in touch.
Will do.
647
00:35:40,245 --> 00:35:41,965
HE SIGHS
648
00:35:43,525 --> 00:35:44,643
Are you all right?
649
00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:46,325
It was a friend of Raff's...
650
00:35:47,885 --> 00:35:49,643
..that did that Banksy.
651
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:52,083
He rang and told me this morning.
652
00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:53,323
An art student.
653
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:56,323
Raff put him up to it, and, of
course, now he's feeling guilty.
654
00:35:56,325 --> 00:35:58,083
He daren't tell his mum.
655
00:35:58,085 --> 00:35:59,843
I'm not sure I dare either.
656
00:35:59,845 --> 00:36:02,083
What the hell did he do that for?
657
00:36:02,085 --> 00:36:03,923
He was trying to make
some money for her.
658
00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:06,963
Well, how does that work
if it's not a real Banksy?
659
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,003
They didn't think things through.
660
00:36:09,005 --> 00:36:10,405
Well, that backfired.
661
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:13,045
Yep.
662
00:36:18,525 --> 00:36:20,283
Perhaps he shouldn't tell her.
663
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:22,683
It's not as if it's going to do any
good, is it?
664
00:36:22,685 --> 00:36:23,723
ALAN SIGHS
665
00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,683
And if he's got it off his chest
by telling you,
666
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,005
maybe that's as far
as it needs to go.
667
00:36:30,005 --> 00:36:34,083
It's not like him, is it?
He's generally such a sensible lad.
668
00:36:34,085 --> 00:36:36,685
Well, as I say, it was that
evening...
669
00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:41,085
..when emotions got rather heated,
so...
670
00:36:43,405 --> 00:36:48,523
It's kind of Gillian
to help put the old kitchen back in.
671
00:36:48,525 --> 00:36:50,123
You know, given what was said.
672
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,165
What I said.
673
00:36:52,725 --> 00:36:55,323
It's all a bit of a mess, isn't it?
674
00:36:55,325 --> 00:36:59,243
You've lost your kitchen,
she's selling the farm,
675
00:36:59,245 --> 00:37:01,163
Ted's... Oh, God knows.
676
00:37:01,165 --> 00:37:04,163
God knows how Ted's
ended up in that pickle.
677
00:37:04,165 --> 00:37:06,603
It's OUR kitchen.
678
00:37:06,605 --> 00:37:09,165
We've lost our kitchen.
It's not MY kitchen.
679
00:37:11,005 --> 00:37:13,243
And we don't know that yet.
680
00:37:13,245 --> 00:37:15,283
I mean, if those cabinets
have been built,
681
00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:17,083
and they're in a workshop
somewhere...
682
00:37:17,085 --> 00:37:21,243
If he's not paying people, they're
not going to just hand things over.
683
00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:24,683
We'd have it all to pay for
all over again.
684
00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:25,805
Mm, I know.
685
00:37:27,005 --> 00:37:29,605
I know. I'm just clutching at
straws.
686
00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:32,643
If he's gone bust, that'll be it.
687
00:37:32,645 --> 00:37:34,923
There'll be no way
of getting any money back.
688
00:37:34,925 --> 00:37:36,325
We have to face facts.
689
00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:41,643
And you'll want it all done,
won't you, hm?
690
00:37:41,645 --> 00:37:44,763
You'll want it all spick and span.
691
00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:49,163
You'll not be happy living with it
back like it was for long.
692
00:37:49,165 --> 00:37:51,043
Well, it's very old-fashioned.
693
00:37:51,045 --> 00:37:52,683
HE SCOFFS
694
00:37:52,685 --> 00:37:55,365
And that cutlery drawer's
never shut properly.
695
00:37:57,165 --> 00:38:01,763
And the cupboard doors at the end
have always been skewwhiff.
696
00:38:01,765 --> 00:38:06,003
Then you go round to Caroline's
and everything's perfect.
697
00:38:06,005 --> 00:38:07,203
Well...!
698
00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:09,685
Well, Caroline earns a lot of money!
699
00:38:11,365 --> 00:38:16,125
I...didn't dislike the old kitchen,
if I'm being really honest.
700
00:38:17,245 --> 00:38:18,603
Well, you never said.
701
00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:23,325
No, well, I know you like
spending money on stuff, so...
702
00:38:24,565 --> 00:38:26,525
I like nice things.
703
00:38:28,685 --> 00:38:31,125
HE CHUCKLES
I do love you.
704
00:38:33,325 --> 00:38:36,603
Well, I'm encouraged to hear that.
705
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,803
Cos I have wondered lately.
706
00:38:38,805 --> 00:38:40,283
We do...
707
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:44,643
..see the world differently,
I've increasingly realised.
708
00:38:44,645 --> 00:38:47,123
I don't think we do.
709
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,485
We always have a laugh.
710
00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:52,083
Less so since Brexit.
711
00:38:52,085 --> 00:38:54,443
Oh, bugger Brexit.
712
00:38:54,445 --> 00:38:57,285
Yeah, well, it's easy for you to
say.
713
00:38:58,365 --> 00:39:00,045
And if only we could.
714
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,083
Well, it'd be boring
715
00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:05,763
if we all thought just the same
about everything.
716
00:39:05,765 --> 00:39:07,805
Yeah, normally I'd agree with you.
717
00:39:10,085 --> 00:39:11,405
You see, I'm worried...
718
00:39:12,605 --> 00:39:17,323
..you've got this job because you
don't like being at home with me.
719
00:39:17,325 --> 00:39:21,403
And I'm worried
that you need to spend £20,000
720
00:39:21,405 --> 00:39:26,205
on a new kitchen because you're not
getting enough excitement elsewhere.
721
00:39:27,645 --> 00:39:30,963
No, that doesn't compute.
722
00:39:30,965 --> 00:39:32,483
If you were happy with life,
723
00:39:32,485 --> 00:39:35,723
you wouldn't give a stuff about
something like a new kitchen.
724
00:39:35,725 --> 00:39:38,483
No, that's twaddle.
725
00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:41,083
You can be in a perfectly
lovely relationship
726
00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:46,043
and still not want a kitchen that's
got bacteria growing in the corners.
727
00:39:46,045 --> 00:39:47,603
That's an exaggeration.
728
00:39:47,605 --> 00:39:50,963
No, it's clinically proven -
729
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:54,603
men don't always see muck.
730
00:39:54,605 --> 00:39:58,123
Just like they don't always see
a job that needs doing.
731
00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,043
The way they can pass
a pile of clothes
732
00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:04,405
without thinking of ironing it
or carrying it upstairs afterwards.
733
00:40:06,085 --> 00:40:08,205
You see, to me...
734
00:40:09,525 --> 00:40:12,683
..a kitchen that's been
put back in for you
735
00:40:12,685 --> 00:40:15,603
by a young lad with a kind heart,
736
00:40:15,605 --> 00:40:18,003
who didn't need to come
knocking on our door
737
00:40:18,005 --> 00:40:20,003
and tell us what'd happened,
738
00:40:20,005 --> 00:40:24,843
is a thing to be prized much more
highly than a thing put in -
739
00:40:24,845 --> 00:40:27,363
or not put in, in our case -
740
00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:30,285
by a fly-by-night that'll just take
your money and run.
741
00:40:31,485 --> 00:40:35,163
Oh, bless. Aren't you simple?
742
00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:36,963
Well, it's refreshing.
743
00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:38,723
"Simple"?
744
00:40:38,725 --> 00:40:43,323
It's folk that'll spend silly money
on all sorts -
745
00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:45,885
thinking somehow that'll
make them happier that are...
746
00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:50,123
Well, I hesitate to throw the word
"simple" back at you
747
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:53,243
because I think
that's a good quality to have.
748
00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:56,723
"Deluded", I think, is the word.
749
00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,363
I'm not deluded.
750
00:40:59,365 --> 00:41:03,443
Nice things do make me happy.
751
00:41:03,445 --> 00:41:07,723
Nice things, like a good kitchen,
make life easier.
752
00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:11,603
It doesn't mean I'm not getting
enough excitement elsewhere.
753
00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:12,963
SHE CHUCKLES
754
00:41:12,965 --> 00:41:15,403
If I was a shameless thrill-seeker,
755
00:41:15,405 --> 00:41:19,605
I hope I'd be more imaginative than
just having a new kitchen fitted.
756
00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:25,923
When we went to New Zealand
after Gillian got wed,
757
00:41:25,925 --> 00:41:31,083
we said experiences were
more important than things.
758
00:41:31,085 --> 00:41:32,923
Can't we have a bit of both?
759
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:33,965
Well...
760
00:41:35,445 --> 00:41:38,163
We need a holiday?
Is that it, do you think?
761
00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:39,805
Well, can we afford a holiday?
762
00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:42,125
Well...
763
00:41:43,565 --> 00:41:48,403
We've got the remaining 5,000
that we should have paid to him.
764
00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:49,765
Bloody Martin.
765
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,683
We could do something with that.
766
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:54,963
Where do you fancy?
767
00:41:54,965 --> 00:41:57,803
Have a holiday
and live with the old kitchen -
768
00:41:57,805 --> 00:41:59,283
is that what you're suggesting?
769
00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:03,323
Well, 5,000's not going to go so far
with a new kitchen.
770
00:42:03,325 --> 00:42:04,725
Not the sort we were having.
771
00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:10,405
What I'd rather do
is, er, give it to our Gillian.
772
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,923
So she can get her timbers fixed
773
00:42:14,925 --> 00:42:17,365
and change her mind
about selling the farm.
774
00:42:18,565 --> 00:42:20,605
She might not take it, of course.
But...
775
00:42:21,965 --> 00:42:24,205
..could you, would you,
think about it?
776
00:42:25,205 --> 00:42:26,965
Or is that a non-starter?
777
00:42:29,765 --> 00:42:34,123
I suppose I've had my comeuppance
over this damn kitchen, haven't I?
778
00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:37,163
No, nobody's going to see it
like that.
779
00:42:37,165 --> 00:42:39,125
She will. She won't.
780
00:42:40,445 --> 00:42:41,485
She might.
781
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:44,123
All the same...
782
00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,443
What if Caroline finds out?
She's going to think,
783
00:42:46,445 --> 00:42:48,923
"How come they're giving money to
her and not to me?"
784
00:42:48,925 --> 00:42:50,003
Will she heck?!
785
00:42:50,005 --> 00:42:53,603
Caroline offered to give Gillian the
money and Gillian wouldn't take it.
786
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:55,283
Caroline did? Yeah.
787
00:42:55,285 --> 00:42:56,603
Gillian told me.
788
00:42:56,605 --> 00:42:58,003
Caroline did?
789
00:42:58,005 --> 00:43:00,403
Well, you know what they're like,
them two, these days,
790
00:43:00,405 --> 00:43:02,083
they're as thick as thieves.
791
00:43:02,085 --> 00:43:05,083
Oh, she's money to burn,
hasn't she, Caroline?
792
00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:07,885
What, and Gillian wouldn't take it?
Why not?
793
00:43:09,525 --> 00:43:11,845
Well, happen she wouldn't take it
off us.
794
00:43:13,605 --> 00:43:15,805
Well, there's only one way to find
out.
795
00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:18,405
If you're willing.
796
00:43:22,845 --> 00:43:25,683
Oh, go on, then.
797
00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:27,085
But if I say yes...
798
00:43:28,325 --> 00:43:31,283
..will you pack this bloody silly
job in?
799
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,605
What? I like my job!
800
00:43:33,765 --> 00:43:36,763
How can you like wearing that
uniform?
801
00:43:36,765 --> 00:43:39,243
What's up with my uniform?
802
00:43:39,245 --> 00:43:41,163
I'm dapper.
CHUCKLES
803
00:43:41,165 --> 00:43:43,163
Do you think?
Mm.
804
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:47,243
And who's this little lad, then,
that's been sleeping in our shed?
805
00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:48,805
Oh, him...
806
00:44:28,805 --> 00:44:31,405
SIREN WAILS
807
00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:44,923
Ted! Ted!
808
00:44:44,925 --> 00:44:47,485
Ted! Ted! Ted...
809
00:44:49,005 --> 00:44:50,923
Ted?
DOG BARKS
810
00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,125
Ted.
811
00:44:55,045 --> 00:44:56,085
Ted?
812
00:45:25,805 --> 00:45:28,003
Wow, poor bitch.
813
00:45:28,005 --> 00:45:30,003
Yeah, give her my phone number,
or my e-mail,
814
00:45:30,005 --> 00:45:31,363
whichever's easiest for her.
815
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:33,163
CAROLINE OVER PHONE:
That's very kind of you.
816
00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:36,885
So, hang on, is she...?
Is she...the one that you...
817
00:45:37,925 --> 00:45:39,603
..didn't have a thing about?
818
00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:41,843
No, did. But, um...
819
00:45:41,845 --> 00:45:44,123
No, but then you were in denial,
so...
820
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,483
Oh, yeah, that's right!
Yeah, didn't.
821
00:45:46,485 --> 00:45:48,683
Er, it's her, yeah.
822
00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:50,083
Wow.
823
00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:51,683
OK.
824
00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:52,843
So...?
825
00:45:52,845 --> 00:45:54,045
So, I won't advise...
826
00:45:55,925 --> 00:45:56,963
..murder.
827
00:45:56,965 --> 00:45:59,605
Yeah, that would be good not to.
Um...
828
00:46:01,005 --> 00:46:03,043
Yeah. OK.
829
00:46:03,045 --> 00:46:04,403
What was the other thing?
830
00:46:04,405 --> 00:46:07,123
The other thing you said you wanted
to talk to me about this morning,
831
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:10,283
about your mum and me dad?
Oh, it's just, um...
832
00:46:10,285 --> 00:46:11,763
You know it's their wedding
anniversary
833
00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:13,043
in about two or three weeks' time?
834
00:46:13,045 --> 00:46:14,563
Yeah.
835
00:46:14,565 --> 00:46:17,285
Yeah, I just...
I worry that they're not as, well...
836
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,403
I dunno. ..as they used to be.
837
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,603
In love?
No. I think...I think they are.
838
00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:25,403
I think they are still in love.
839
00:46:25,405 --> 00:46:27,123
Well, not just as...
840
00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:30,803
...starry-eyed as they were,
that's all. And, um...
841
00:46:30,805 --> 00:46:31,843
Brexit.
842
00:46:31,845 --> 00:46:33,723
Yeah. And, er...
843
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:36,883
Well, this isn't great timing with
you thinking about selling the farm,
844
00:46:36,885 --> 00:46:38,523
but I can pay for it anyway, so...
845
00:46:38,525 --> 00:46:42,043
..I just wondered if we should pay
for a nice weekend away
846
00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:43,083
for them somewhere.
847
00:46:43,085 --> 00:46:46,803
Like, from both of us.
Or just a nice meal somewhere.
848
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:49,923
Aww! Aren't you romantical?
849
00:46:49,925 --> 00:46:51,043
Is that a word?
850
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:52,643
No, I just made it up.
851
00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:55,003
It's good, though, isn't it?
Yeah, we can do that.
852
00:46:55,005 --> 00:46:57,883
Only if you come to Hebden Women's
Disco with me, though.
853
00:46:57,885 --> 00:47:00,563
I am not going to
Hebden Women's Disco.
854
00:47:00,565 --> 00:47:02,325
We need to get you down
with the lezzers.
855
00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:05,965
SHE MOUTHS
856
00:47:07,005 --> 00:47:08,363
You need to get out more.
857
00:47:08,365 --> 00:47:11,003
No, I need to stay in more.
858
00:47:11,005 --> 00:47:12,485
Oh, ey-up. Cheryl's back.
859
00:47:14,485 --> 00:47:15,523
I'd better go.
860
00:47:15,525 --> 00:47:18,883
Ring me when you've any news.
861
00:47:18,885 --> 00:47:19,965
Is your dad in?
862
00:47:28,365 --> 00:47:29,525
Do you know something?
863
00:47:30,565 --> 00:47:31,605
Yeah.
864
00:47:36,005 --> 00:47:39,365
Happen he...he'd gone to...
865
00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:42,843
..scatter Alice's ashes.
866
00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:44,603
I don't think so.
867
00:47:44,605 --> 00:47:48,565
They're on the floor in the
bathroom. I don't know why.
868
00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:52,683
Happen he was taking 'em
and then forgot.
869
00:47:52,685 --> 00:47:54,325
Mm.
He was forgetting.
870
00:47:56,325 --> 00:47:57,845
Do you want some tea?
871
00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,763
Er, yeah. Aye. Tea.
872
00:48:03,765 --> 00:48:04,805
I'll make it.
873
00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:10,205
Do you want some tea, Cheryl?
874
00:48:11,605 --> 00:48:13,203
No.
875
00:48:13,205 --> 00:48:14,285
We'll get off.
876
00:48:17,765 --> 00:48:20,563
I am... I am sorry, Mr Buttershaw.
877
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,563
No, you've, um...
878
00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:25,763
It can't be easy,
delivering bad news.
879
00:48:25,765 --> 00:48:27,243
You've been very kind.
880
00:48:27,245 --> 00:48:30,763
I'll ring John and Harry.
They're still out looking.
881
00:48:30,765 --> 00:48:31,923
Have been all afternoon.
882
00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,723
Yeah, how did he get there?
883
00:48:33,725 --> 00:48:35,603
Oh! Yeah.
884
00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:37,163
He had Harrison with him.
885
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:39,203
Harrison?!
Must have gone with him.
886
00:48:39,205 --> 00:48:40,925
On a train. Summat.
887
00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:51,843
I wonder why Bridlington?
888
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:52,883
Mia's gone.
889
00:48:52,885 --> 00:48:54,163
What?
890
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:56,403
All her stuff's gone.
Have you argued?
891
00:48:56,405 --> 00:48:57,683
No! Phone her.
892
00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:58,725
I have.
893
00:48:59,725 --> 00:49:00,885
She's not answering.
894
00:49:03,285 --> 00:49:05,565
You'd think
she'd have left a note, at least.
895
00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,323
Aww. Come here.
896
00:49:08,325 --> 00:49:09,563
Get off.
897
00:49:09,565 --> 00:49:11,203
Sorry.
898
00:49:11,205 --> 00:49:12,605
Poof. Sorry.
899
00:49:13,965 --> 00:49:17,045
God, what a bitch!
Yeah, bitch.
900
00:49:19,925 --> 00:49:21,205
I've made you some tea.
901
00:49:35,685 --> 00:49:39,885
So...are you and Mum
getting back together?
902
00:49:41,005 --> 00:49:42,963
No. No.
903
00:49:42,965 --> 00:49:45,203
I mean, I'd like to, yes.
904
00:49:45,205 --> 00:49:46,245
But no.
905
00:49:47,405 --> 00:49:48,485
I don't know.
906
00:49:50,085 --> 00:49:51,643
Possibly.
907
00:49:51,645 --> 00:49:52,925
Probably not.
908
00:49:54,045 --> 00:49:56,043
Who knows?
909
00:49:56,045 --> 00:49:57,363
No.
910
00:49:57,365 --> 00:49:58,763
Maybe.
911
00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:00,003
Yeah.
912
00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:01,883
No.
913
00:50:01,885 --> 00:50:02,925
Who knows?
914
00:50:05,165 --> 00:50:06,205
Wow.
915
00:50:07,245 --> 00:50:08,285
Yeah.
916
00:50:14,365 --> 00:50:15,565
Ta-ta.
917
00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:25,683
Fuck off.
918
00:50:25,685 --> 00:50:27,125
You fuck off.
919
00:50:30,565 --> 00:50:32,085
HE MUTTERS
Fucking mad bitch.
920
00:50:43,325 --> 00:50:45,085
BOTTLE CAP POPS
921
00:51:06,445 --> 00:51:08,005
BEER GLUGS
922
00:51:09,645 --> 00:51:12,045
Hi!
Hiya!
923
00:51:14,445 --> 00:51:18,885
ORGAN INTRO:
I Vow To Thee, My Country
924
00:51:25,045 --> 00:51:29,963
# I vow to thee, my country
925
00:51:29,965 --> 00:51:34,043
# All earthly things above
926
00:51:34,045 --> 00:51:38,123
# Entire and whole and perfect
927
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:42,403
# The service of my love
928
00:51:42,405 --> 00:51:46,843
# The love that asks no question
929
00:51:46,845 --> 00:51:51,323
# The love that stands the test
930
00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:55,323
# That lays upon the altar
931
00:51:55,325 --> 00:52:00,483
# The dearest and the best
932
00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:04,723
# The love that never falters
933
00:52:04,725 --> 00:52:09,163
# The love that pays the price
934
00:52:09,165 --> 00:52:14,043
# The love that makes undaunted
935
00:52:14,045 --> 00:52:20,325
# The final sacrifice. #
936
00:52:23,685 --> 00:52:27,283
So, tell me about the little
fella in the shed.
937
00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:29,323
Oh, yeah. Harrison.
938
00:52:29,325 --> 00:52:32,683
Well, it turns out
that he's got a sister in Sheffield,
939
00:52:32,685 --> 00:52:34,563
they got split up
when their mother died.
940
00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:38,163
This is years ago.
Anyway, she'll, er...
941
00:52:38,165 --> 00:52:40,203
She'll be 18 in a few months
942
00:52:40,205 --> 00:52:43,763
and it seems they think that
if she puts in for a little flat,
943
00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:46,243
he'll be able to go
and live with her,
944
00:52:46,245 --> 00:52:48,763
which, it seems, is what he wants.
945
00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:51,403
I did um and ah about accepting it.
946
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:53,163
But then I thought,
947
00:52:53,165 --> 00:52:55,323
"Fuck it. I'm not cutting my nose
off to spite my face."
948
00:52:55,325 --> 00:52:58,523
Good, I'm pleased.
I'm pleased you're not selling up.
949
00:52:58,525 --> 00:53:00,203
Really upset me.
950
00:53:00,205 --> 00:53:01,323
Aww!
951
00:53:01,325 --> 00:53:03,483
And she apologised, your mum,
952
00:53:03,485 --> 00:53:06,883
about, you know, that argument
on our birthdays.
953
00:53:06,885 --> 00:53:09,563
Oh, good. Mm.
954
00:53:09,565 --> 00:53:11,003
How's things with John?
955
00:53:11,005 --> 00:53:12,723
Impossible.
956
00:53:12,725 --> 00:53:13,845
Ridiculous.
957
00:53:14,885 --> 00:53:16,723
I think he thinks he's moved in.
958
00:53:16,725 --> 00:53:19,323
I keep saying to him, "You do know
you're not living here, don't you?
959
00:53:19,325 --> 00:53:21,883
"You do know you've not moved in?"
And he just...
960
00:53:21,885 --> 00:53:24,843
..smiles at me
and looks a bit gormless.
961
00:53:24,845 --> 00:53:26,963
He's still in love with you.
Oh, don't say that.
962
00:53:26,965 --> 00:53:30,043
You need to give him a clear signal.
Yes, I know! But what? What could be
963
00:53:30,045 --> 00:53:31,605
clearer than saying that?
964
00:53:33,205 --> 00:53:34,245
Well...
965
00:53:35,285 --> 00:53:38,845
I am not going to
Hebden Women's Disco.
966
00:53:40,445 --> 00:53:41,843
What about Harry?
967
00:53:41,845 --> 00:53:43,523
We're not calling him Harry!
968
00:53:43,525 --> 00:53:45,203
After his grandad,
his other grandad.
969
00:53:45,205 --> 00:53:50,683
Yeah. Be all right if my grandad
wasn't a prize plonker, but he is.
970
00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:54,123
I'm going to sneeze now. Achoo!
Stop it!
971
00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:56,323
What would you call him, William?
972
00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:59,803
Well, what about Alan? After Alan.
973
00:53:59,805 --> 00:54:03,483
No! Alan? It's really...
974
00:54:03,485 --> 00:54:06,523
I mean, I love me grandad,
but it's a bit...
975
00:54:06,525 --> 00:54:08,125
It's really a little bit boring.
976
00:54:10,445 --> 00:54:13,123
Can you baby-sit Flora on Saturday
night if Caz brings her over?
977
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,803
Yeah! Yeah, course.
978
00:54:14,805 --> 00:54:16,523
We're going down
Hebden Women's Disco.
979
00:54:16,525 --> 00:54:18,843
Oh, cool.
980
00:54:18,845 --> 00:54:21,923
Ooh, Hebden Women's Disco.
981
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,563
And the super thing is
that our cutlery drawer
982
00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:27,643
never used to pull out properly,
and he fixed it,
983
00:54:27,645 --> 00:54:31,603
and the cupboards used to be
skewwhiff, and he sorted that out.
984
00:54:31,605 --> 00:54:33,643
And then he gave everything
a really good clean
985
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:37,043
in all the nooks and crannies
before he put it back in.
986
00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:39,403
Where are you and Alan going
for your anniversary?
987
00:54:39,405 --> 00:54:41,643
Oh, that's just a nice little hotel
988
00:54:41,645 --> 00:54:45,963
that Gillian and Caroline
booked for us in Skipton.
989
00:54:45,965 --> 00:54:47,083
Aww.
990
00:54:47,085 --> 00:54:50,083
Yeah, I know.
991
00:54:50,085 --> 00:54:53,523
They are grand, both of 'em.
992
00:54:53,525 --> 00:54:56,203
Well, they are
when they're behaving themselves.
993
00:54:56,205 --> 00:55:00,245
MUSIC: Bulletproof
by La Roux
994
00:55:03,085 --> 00:55:05,725
CHATTER
995
00:55:08,925 --> 00:55:10,523
I was thinking... Oh, yeah?
996
00:55:10,525 --> 00:55:12,363
Judith, you want to get in there.
997
00:55:12,365 --> 00:55:16,923
Do you think?
Isn't she, like, a multimillionaire?
998
00:55:16,925 --> 00:55:18,923
You could retire!
999
00:55:18,925 --> 00:55:20,205
Yeah, she is!
1000
00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:22,805
You knock yourself out!
1001
00:55:26,245 --> 00:55:28,883
Oh, my God. I once bought
some sheep dip off her.
1002
00:55:28,885 --> 00:55:30,723
No, don't look! Don't look!
1003
00:55:30,725 --> 00:55:32,005
CLEARS THROAT
1004
00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:38,603
Bloody hell, that's Raff's
infant school teacher! Mrs...
1005
00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:39,765
Oh, er... ...Thing.
1006
00:55:42,805 --> 00:55:45,003
And she works in the chip shop
in Ripponden!
1007
00:55:45,005 --> 00:55:47,645
Jesus, they're everywhere.
1008
00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:54,045
GENTLE PIANO MUSIC
1009
00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:01,605
Thank you.
1010
00:56:05,845 --> 00:56:07,723
Happy wedding anniversary.
1011
00:56:07,725 --> 00:56:09,523
Happy wedding anniversary.
1012
00:56:09,525 --> 00:56:10,565
GLASSES CLINK
1013
00:56:14,045 --> 00:56:15,603
Is it our seventh?
1014
00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:17,803
Er, yeah. Yeah, it is.
1015
00:56:17,805 --> 00:56:18,923
Mm.
1016
00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:19,965
I think so.
1017
00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:22,403
Is it?
1018
00:56:22,405 --> 00:56:23,843
Yep.
1019
00:56:23,845 --> 00:56:26,085
2013. Seven years.
1020
00:56:27,285 --> 00:56:30,843
Oh, so that's what it was!
1021
00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,723
What?
1022
00:56:32,725 --> 00:56:34,165
All this business.
1023
00:56:35,365 --> 00:56:39,163
You at the supermarket,
me needing a new kitchen.
1024
00:56:39,165 --> 00:56:40,923
The seven-year itch.
1025
00:56:40,925 --> 00:56:43,483
Ah! There you go.
1026
00:56:43,485 --> 00:56:45,243
It all falls into place.
1027
00:56:45,245 --> 00:56:46,803
Yeah, we've solved it.
1028
00:56:46,805 --> 00:56:48,683
Yeah, I'm glad we sorted that out.
1029
00:56:48,685 --> 00:56:50,763
Yeah, I'm glad we've got through it.
1030
00:56:50,765 --> 00:56:52,123
So am I.
1031
00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:55,563
Unscathed.
Well, more or less.
1032
00:56:55,565 --> 00:56:57,643
Well, it could've been worse.
1033
00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:58,683
How?
1034
00:56:58,685 --> 00:57:01,323
You could have run off with milkman.
1035
00:57:01,325 --> 00:57:03,403
I could have run off with the
milkman!
1036
00:57:03,405 --> 00:57:06,963
SHE LAUGHS
I don't think so.
1037
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:09,445
Have you seen him?
HE LAUGHS
1038
00:57:15,045 --> 00:57:17,363
Oh, poor Ted.
1039
00:57:17,365 --> 00:57:18,645
Ted.
1040
00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:20,685
Ted.
1041
00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,963
Oh, we've gone all sad.
1042
00:57:27,965 --> 00:57:29,683
Well, how about this -
1043
00:57:29,685 --> 00:57:32,243
here's to the next seven years.
1044
00:57:32,245 --> 00:57:34,363
I'll drink to that.
1045
00:57:34,365 --> 00:57:37,403
Well, let's be honest,
I'll drink to anything.
1046
00:57:37,405 --> 00:57:39,683
And to the next
seven years after that.
1047
00:57:39,685 --> 00:57:42,245
PIANO PLAYS: Time After Time
1048
00:57:45,645 --> 00:57:47,563
Oh, listen.
1049
00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:49,045
Time After Time.
1050
00:57:50,685 --> 00:57:52,645
# I tell myself that I'm
1051
00:57:53,885 --> 00:57:55,445
# So lucky
1052
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,045
# To be loving you. #
1053
00:58:07,765 --> 00:58:09,283
Shall we?
1054
00:58:09,285 --> 00:58:11,323
People'll think we're daft.
1055
00:58:11,325 --> 00:58:12,643
Do we care?
1056
00:58:12,645 --> 00:58:14,085
SHE CHUCKLES
122846
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