Original subtitles

Translation by WILF 4th December 2018

FLIC THE POLICE OF URS M ??

Motherfucker !

Everything is in order for the arrival of the new commissioner tomorrow.

I hope. It seems there is a pain.

Hi, Madam cop.

Hi ! Looking for someone?

My mother.

Your papers!

- What's your name ? - Armandino.

- You seek her since when? - A year.

A year ? Where were you all this time?

- On board in ?? s hearts. - Retirement ?

- You escaped you? - Yes.

I thought it was fishy. It's an escapee.

You never saw your mother?

I looked everywhere and I decided to come see you.

Very well. You did well.

Tell me, what was your mother?

She tapped at her machine.

She was hustling, what.

- Where did she work? - In a turn.

On the fifth floor. In the northern districts.

What did I say ? She tapinait.

You know who she was dating?

With a man who came to get every night.

Physically, how was it?

It was...

Taller than me,

plump,

not much hair, and he had a white car.

Come, I promise you we will find her soon.

Go.

You're crazy, I heard everything. He escaped !

We must bring the board.

All that was missing this pest.

Do not disrespect me.

Do not forget that I'm your boyfriend.

What are you doing here ? This is not your area.

I came to get you a night of it ...

- I'm on duty with Tarallo. - With me ?

You can go have fun alone.

My patience has limits.

Well say so ...

You asked for it.

Lets' go.

My word, I can not control myself.

You see how it feels, to repress me?

If I do not drain this brute force, I'll do something stupid!

And do not forget that you shall be solely responsible.

I can maybe help you to evacuate ...

But first, you'll do me a favor.

You'll welcome you in the small Armandino.

You've blown a bolt?

I have to hide an escaped home?

- I do not want to go with him. - Why ?

Come on, be nice.

My Arturo is not so bad. It is a bit gruff.

It is rather a fool, yes.

Here, you've understood?

It's a good one there !

Motherfucker !

Lets' go. It's late.

What are you eating ! You're stuffed like a pumpkin!

Vive le commissaire Scappavia!

Who paid for with enthusiasm!

He spent all his salary in the meal that he offered!

Happiness!

Holy mother of God!

You're nice, as Commissioner, but as a singer, you are worth nothing.

Thank you so much !

On behalf of all, even better ?? v ows the new Commissioner!

Thank you. Come on, I'm going. It's late. Goodbye !

- Congratulations, Commissioner. - Thank you. Goodbye !

Hi guys, good night to all.

Go slowly !

It's really nice. It is packed.

As usual in Italy, it ends with hookers.

Stop, beautiful hair! I'm a real, me!

Come see a little, I'll show you something.

Even at night now? I am not a night watchman!

- Nobody forced you. - Really?

But ... You told me we were going to whores.

And instead of that, it is in service.

I promised Armandino to find his mother.

I must find her pimp.

Not easy to find a little fat in a white car.

Here it is !

- It's him ! - Yes !

- Go quickly hide! - Yes.

Cold...

AVENUE DU BELVEDERE

Go and Rue Chrysanthemums.

- And you will die! - I said nothing, Baroness.

- Eh? Homosexual! - Warm ...

- Look what ham. - I am vegetarian.

Things are getting hot...

It burns...

What ass!

Magnificent. Upstream and downstream.

- How much is recess? - 30,000.

The cell is in your care.

The cell ? Bedroom.

Bedroom.

There are in there.

The room is safe?

This is a safety chamber.

Security!

- You want to drive? - Come on, push yourself.

Very well. I always liked women who command.

You're beautiful, beautiful! We will do these things!

Yes it's sure !

Where have thou?

- Of the mountain. - I saw the Dolomites!

- It was what ? - Nothing nothing.

I love your breasts.

You are beautiful, soft ...

And those thighs ...

If we did a preview?

That's enough !

You are beautiful ! I love when you get mad!

You're a bit wild!

What I like you! I like an ass band!

Stopped ! You make me tickle!

You also turn me!

Your little finger in the ear, I do ...

The little d ...

St. Mary crowned! Who is it ?

Tremble and shit yourself on! I'll make you blow your brains out.

We're taking you to the brigade of urs ?? m.

What? You know who i am ?

A big pig!

Enough with your new car!

What do you want it do me?

You saw a bit this jewel? 180 km / hour without a sound.

Even with that.

I spent a terrible night with hookers.

The police are so beautiful. You should take advantage !

Benefit !

You are crazy. I'm pissed and you sing!

Do not think about it anymore. You can die at any time.

- Kiss my ass ! - Commissioner.

- Calm down. - That's it.

I'll introduce you to the highly qualified staff.

How? A fight ?

Two cats and two rats?

Do not worry, ma'am. We send a police dog.

This is our business. Do not worry.

Where ? Very well.

Okay. Goodbye.

Okay, let me see.

- It's him ? - Who ?

It's him !

Yes, it's him. It is the drum ...

Nardecchia! We will not do a duet!

It's an obsession!

It was he who pointed me his pistol here last night.

He said, "Chie yourself on!"

Come here, bastard! You, you threaten me?

Who are you ?

You have long teeth.

It's an escapee. You have to call the police.

- Hello? - Hello? Police ?

- Yes, police. - Come quickly, there is an escaped!

- An escapee? - An escapee? Give me that.

- There's an escaped? - Yes.

Give me a description of him.

Right now. It has a beige coat.

- beige coat. A moment. - Go for it.

beige coat.

- Yes ? - A suit with stripes.

A suit with stripes.

- A white shirt. - White shirt.

- And physically ? - Bald.

Bald.

- Small. - Small.

- Not pretty. - Ugly.

- It is with a mustache. - With a mustache. Write.

And the address?

- Rue Giuseppe Verdi, 16 - Giuseppe Verdi, 16.

- Giuseppe Verdi? - 16!

- Building 4 - Yes.

- The police station ? - The police station.

- It has a beige coat, right? - Yes. That's it.

- Striped Suit ... - Yes.

- And it's ugly? - Yes, ugly.

- Bald? - Bald.

It is you who have threatened a jerk yesterday, saying:

"Tremble and shit yourself over?" - Yes.

Bastard! This is a police station or a music hall?

He became crazy !

He is crazy !

- How? - Good thing you got.

- Who ? - The escaped.

What escaped?

This is the new commissioner. Mr. Scappavia!

Me, Commissioner? With this head!

What a fool I am!

- I am the commissioner. - Swear.

Excuse me, commissioner. I will not do it again.

You are cute. You too.

You're welcome.

I'll show you the new office.

- Everything changed. - Everything must change! All !

Fini, the time when the midgets postulate in the police

with a letter from a minister to open the doors.

Look what moron!

Parking in the corner!

Immediately called the tow truck.

I'll show him!

Come, sir, calm down.

Commissioner Nardecchia! I looked for you all day.

You've seen the gift I gave you yesterday?

You will reconsider my transfer request

the brigade m ?? urs?

You are a gracious element, forgiveness, precious ...

but I can not accept such gifts.

I do not understand.

- Who is it ? - Just look.

Him ? I do not mind the mac.

Ms. d'Amico, you do not understand ...

Nardecchia? You lost weight. What soft skin!

I like you...

- Hands off, mackerel! - Mackerel?

Lord! This is crazy! I have more liver.

- This is the new commissioner. - No no !

- Scappavia! - I have done my duty.

He, Scappavia!

Moi, Scappavia.

You are sick ?

Scappavia, that's my name!

I have an ulcer. I feel bad.

It's nothing. How do you feel ?

- Better. - Good ...

Now that you know, I'll go.

And for my application?

There is time. You're not ready yet.

I take that elements with high efficiency rate.

I am effective or not?

Very effective. At all points of view.

We will see.

Wait, listen!

You know what I did?

I did remove a car that was parked in a corner.

- I even buffered. - In a turn?

- A bend. - Right here ?

- You buffered? - This, yes.

- Tow truck abducted? - Yes sir.

Why it annoys you so much?

It's mine !

This time he is really upset. Commissioner!

Stop!

My car ! Stop!

- Commissioner Nardecchia! - My car !

Sorry. I hurt you?

No, I'm fine. Can you help me ?

At your service.

It is my husband...

It hits you?

Everyday. Before and after meals.

This morning he gave me a slap here

and a punch on the chin.

He launched a TV on his head.

- Color ? - Black and white !

- You make a complaint? - What's the point ?

He was a good guy,

but he lost his head because of a woman.

He is angry with her and gets away with me.

This is classic.

- Where do they see? - The days peers at the bachelor.

- You want to stop? - No no.

But I have an idea.

Tarallo ?

You called me ?

One.

At your service.

With the other commissioner, ringing walked?

And why to me it does not work?

Excuse me...

It has come!

- Tell me, Tarallo. - Yes.

We have to do knowledge, both.

Tarallo, right?

I do not meddle in your affairs, but I would like to know ...

You and mad ... How is it, already?

- d'Amico. - Voila.

Beautiful and crazy.

How did you do,

to join the police? - We spent the contest.

- A competition with a lot to win? - No.

I have a cardinal uncle.

I will not say another word. Say hello to him.

- And Miss Amico? - His uncle is ...

The bottom line is that it has an uncle.

It does not work. Like many things here.

- You permit ? - Of course.

Thank you.

With me, it does not work. This is because you have an uncle.

- We knocked. - Really?

Yes, there was a knock.

- It has struck again. - I am going to open ?

I have to go ?

As you wish, sir. I go ?

So I go? Okay, I'm going.

Come in !

- I can. - Go for it.

Sorry for what happened.

No problem.

- You have a job for me? - Yes.

- You can go. - I have no secret for anyone.

Name of a bitch! Sorry...

Here, no secret to anyone.

It always takes just shout from the rooftops? Okay, go.

The Commissioner has Nardecchia against you.

If he see you there with all these whores

it also stops you.

- Goujat! - Me ?

No, Nardecchia.

All for a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding ? Excuse me, but you make mistake after mistake!

You are in a small police station, not an American film,

where police arrives and pulls ...

- Sainte Marie ! - I had the Colosseum and the Capitol.

I've had a stroke.

Go tell your friend Nardecchia which is ...

Gianna D'Amico.

I saw.

She is raving mad, that one!

Tarallo, here!

If someone calls me, I did not.

I'm going to the bathroom.

The toilets, Tarallo!

Open the toilet.

- I open ? - Opens!

Hold.

Hurry up.

It is open.

Thank you, it's worth it.

The trouble!

Fernet-Branca has never betrayed digestion.

Fernet-Branca Pas, more Gianna, you!

You do not understand women.

You know what, you?

- I learned. - Be careful.

Look what I've become ...

- She goes where now? - I know.

Police day, night coach.

It does not cause me!

She's there. There might be my mother.

It's certain. It smells like hell.

- You were amused? - A lot.

Gaston, darling ...

It's half an hour I wait, you do suffer thy Lella.

But I...

- It's Tuesday today? - Yes.

I was wrong. Me, it's odd days.

Excuse me madam. I thought we were on Wednesday.

- Wednesday ? Wednesday ? - Sweetheart...

- "Your Lella"? Bastard! - Excuse me.

Who do you take me for ?

Do him no harm. I love him so much !

I love it.

She loves him !

My hair !

And your fur coat was too big!

A fur coat !

- Of course. - What fur?

Even a fur coat!

Mink was perfect. You had changed size?

- Even a mink! - You're talking to me ?

You're even jealous?

Open, dirt!

I will destroy you !

I'll teach you to steal other men!

Wait a minute, I have not finished with you!

Opens junk! I'll blindingly obvious!

To you too, traitor! Coward!

Stop, I do not even know! I swear !

You do not know and you offer him a mink?

You do not deserve me! I am leaving !

No, do not leave me! Hold on !

What is she doing ?

Look, it goes out the window.

My God, she's crazy!

Gianna, what are you doing? It's dangerous, you're going to hurt you!

She walks around half-naked.

- It's a house of ill fame. - What?

I said she's hungry. She makes all floors.

Behave yourself !

This is the time to do acrobatics?

We had to hire you among paratroopers!

You do not fuck you over every time you come.

You coures safe. Believe me.

Here, perhaps. But not Crazy.

If Joe Maccherone knows I'm your spy, Touraine,

I'm finished.

Joe Maccherone ...

I do not want to be liquidated.

Touraine ...

Those involved in the trafficking of women.

Be serious. I am exhausted.

I can not anymore. I'm going crazy.

Come, courage. Do not be afraid.

Removes me to that place!

Why do not you make me work as a model?

I'm tired of being a stripper.

Maybe later.

You're too useful to me to know his shenanigans.

So what's the news?

Girls leave the Middle East at the weekend.

- The intermediary will bring money. - Money?

- Are you sure ? - Yes.

Well ... This is an opportunity to make his own coin.

Maccherone will never have the money.

I want to know the place of rendezvous with the Arab intermediary.

I'll double it.

Look, Peter. If you loved me just like before ...

- But you push me away. - This is not the moment,

but I promise that soon you, you déshabilleras you that for me.

Okay darling ?

Gianna! She's crazy!

The doors, it exists!

- It's not true ! - Gianna ...

Cover yourself. We see your thighs.

What are you doing dressed like that?

That's it. But what were you doing here?

- How? - Are you following me everywhere!

Gianna, you've learned something about my mother?

I work to give you good news.

In my opinion, not good news.

You come home late, you hang you the ropes ...

As a policeman, I disagree with you.

As a man, I'm tired.

You made my father and you abandoned me.

Tell me, you are tired of Armandino?

- It's not just children. - Not in front of him.

It's Arturo who is right.

It's good. You see ? Even, he says.

Attention I forgive, but I do not forget.

You have one of those memories!

- Arturo? - What?

Who says woman says problem.

- Come on. - That's it.

Thank God I met you.

It was a shock ...

My husband is back to normal.

Very nice, attentive.

And if you knew in bed ...

I'm happy for you, but I must leave you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome. Good luck.

It is open.

- I can, Commissioner? - Come in.

- Hello. - Oh, it's you.

- Enter, please. - Thank you.

I discovered something.

- I see. - How do you know ?

I guess.

Milking about you.

That's privacy.

You are nice, but I signed bills

just to buy a refrigerator.

I'm talking about white slavery

and two types that share the loot.

Been to Pierre Touraine, Marseille

Maccherone and Joe, the Italo-American?

What do you think ?

- It's a big thing then. - It interests you ?

What matters to me

if it comes to women, it is the job of Nardecchia.

Would not like you to lead the squad ?? m urs?

Me ? The brigade m ?? urs? Yes !

I have a certain ease with women.

Excuse me.

But I will not prick instead of Nardecchia.

Like you want.

I accompany you.

- It does not interest you? - No it is not...

What you need, on the ground?

No, I realized that here, it is always dirty.

Here, one never leaves the handle ...

broom.

Go for it.

- Goodbye, Commissioner. - Goodbye.

Cocozza? You know, this chicken?

- Who ? - The chicken there.

I do not know her.

It looks like a hen I knew long ago,

when I was in America.

That's it ! Lilli Joyce! Lilli Joyce Philadelphia!

Comment ?

Lilli Joyce de Philadelphia!

There you have it.

Bring her in.

I do not know if it receives at this time.

It does not matter. I'll wait.

Loulou, leaves ... I'm on it.

Damn son!

- What can I do for you ? - I would like to see the owner.

- It's you ? - No, I'm his assistant.

- It's over there ? - I accompany you. This way.

Thank you.

It is you, boss?

I'm looking for a job.

What type of work ?

I sing.

Of course.

With such physical, sing and dance.

Chef...

What do you want, Coco?

OK very good.

So, let's legs.

- Thighs ... - How?

If you sing, you have to show your legs.

- They are beautiful. - More more.

A bit higher.

-More, more... - Non !

Alive!

What are you saying ?

Quoi, "more" ? Plus !

Higher, higher!

Alive!

She's alive.

Come on, a little restraint!

She is beautiful. OKAY.

This is me saying OK.

It was he who said OK.

OK, fine. What do you sing us?

What are you singing ?

You know...

"Pornography"?

- Tell me what ?

I have a feeling that this is not an easy woman.

Me too.

But women have a popo ...

a weak point.

And they do not say no ...

certain things.

For example, a fur.

Or, I do not know ...

perhaps a con ... con ...

- A cucumber ? - No, a bank account.

De Nardo James,

Caffiero Pasquale,

Del Carmine Giovanni.

To me they are all the same.

Tarallo !

I arrive !

Saint Tarallo!

- You called me ? - Come.

- Come Tarallo! - Yes.

Why this ringtone damn never works?

It never rings!

It does not ring?

It has come!

With me, never! With you, always!

Try.

I even hurt my finger.

- Try again. - You speak !

It rang. With me !

- It always sounds! - Yes.

With me, the alarm is pissed!

I'll stop this damn bell!

- I can try ? - Okay.

She blocked.

You want me to have an ulcer and I die?

I'll put your feet to the meniscus!

Help, help!

- Gianna feels bad. - I feel bad.

What she still made?

I need to rest, give me permission.

She even pale. What is going on ?

St. Crowned Virgin!

- How do you feel ? - Well. And you ?

Times.

I have a heavy head. I have a weight that me ...

Look, miss.

That's it, one only has to play is better.

All things considered,

I give you permission.

80, 100, 2000 days. What you want.

I give you permission to the ministry.

"I agree ..."

At your service.

- There may be no ink. - Yes.

I'm trying ?

- She left. - Part.

There is more work!

I did a neat job.

- And painting? - It's like new.

Even my wife, I do not do that.

You remade it a body?

I said that even for my wife, I would not be me so applied.

Moulin!

You did see ? I have nothing.

I saw.

- You want me again? - Of course not.

- I go, Commissioner. - I will go to the garage.

- You do not want to hire me? - It's not that,

but urs ?? m, it is hard work.

And you do not seem appropriate to me

for certain situations.

In some circles ...

You me under-evaluate.

If I told you that I discovered a traffic of women?

- Really? - Yes.

If I have evidence, you hire me?

Here, bring me the evidence and see.

Thank you, Commissioner Nardecchia.

Do not worry, I will show you beautiful!

It is I who say to you.

My God no !

Shut up, shut up!

Let me see !

Just a minute !

One minute, I beg you.

Attends...

You do not pass.

You see ?

Me is Loulou. And you ? What's your name ?

Lilly Joyce.

- Can you help me ? - Of course.

- You're the new singer? - Yes.

I bet he hath hired before they hear you.

His eyes are lying, not the eyes.

You're cool, you know.

- Should we become friends. - Of course.

Unity is strength.

I have to go.

I'll make my number.

- Hi. - Hi.

Porcheddu Teresa.

"To Mom, Armandino."

But then, this is the mother of Armandino.

POOR BLIND

Liar !

What a freak!

I know, that one.

C'est Teresa at Sarde.

It was a bitch of the northern districts.

Peter, I managed to find out what interests you.

Boarding girls is set at 25.

- At the river port. - Excellent work.

And tell me, through

with money ?

The money? dollars.

Perfect.

I will believe it's Joe who has stolen everything.

When you will take me?

Do not be impatient. We hear about it after the operation.

We will make a point quietly.

Ms. d'Amico, mad, to be lying 40 with fever,

was daylight view in a night bar. A nightclub.

Because it followed a prostitute who went before.

The prostitute in front of Friend behind

and you, behind the two. - Without bragging...

And you discovered that the prostitute

Teresa is the Sardinian. - Yes, Commissioner.

- It is safe? - I saw his picture in the archives.

I had stopped when I was in m ?? urs.

- You were the sisters ?? m? - Yes.

- The name of the place? - Date Night.

In English, it means "crazy."

- You speak English ? - No.

- Then why you say yes? - I trust you.

- The owner of the name? - A Joe ...

Try to remember, Joe?

- Bucatini. - At the amatriciana.

- Spaghetti. - La Carbonara.

Tagliolini, ravioli, angels nests ...

- Joe Maccherone. - Sauce tomate.

Macaroon, the Italo-américain?

That's it, I better understand the shenanigans of Amico!

She wants to investigate its side and overtake me.

But I'll have it.

I need your help.

- I can trust you ? - Yes, Commissioner.

- You're Crazy Night. - Yes.

- You've understood everything ? - No.

- I was clear? - Yes, Commissioner.

Arturo, the way is clear!

Yes, hush!

Wait here.

I tell you to wait for me here. I have serious work to do.

I know very well. You'll see a whore.

A whore? Who taught these bad words?

And it's not true.

So why do not you take me?

Because you did not tie, understand?

- You got one? - No.

Here, one can not enter without a tie.

Stay here and be wise.

Good evening.

A table, sir?

I want a girlfriend, but I do not see it.

Take a seat and then you find.

- It's nice here. - Come.

- You're hurt? - No.

It's walking!

That one, he has a mafia head.

There is that one should not bring.

- That suit you? - And how !

Interested?

- You wish? - A J & B, without ice.

- Very well. - What show !

Monsieur.

- Here. - She is beautiful, this girl.

Very good.

She said something.

Gianna !

What are they doing ?

What are you doing dressed like that?

You do not recognize me ? I am Arturo.

What are you doing like this?

- Go away ! - You slap me?

Cover yourself ! Light!

No, turn it off!

That's enough ! Come here !

It defends the mafia!

What is she doing ? It strikes our men?

Go away, that's enough!

Take this !

Him, you did not introduce myself!

It's always the same with you.

After it is explained.

I have nothing to do with it, me!

Leave it!

I arrive !

- You called me ? - Tarallo? Come.

- What? You are scared ? - Yes.

As luck.

The pen does not write, the bell does not ring

and the lighter does not light! It does not light!

One.

- Sorry. - It is on.

He walks !

- Tarallo? - Yes ?

The door.

- It is open. - Yes.

- There is nobody out there? - No.

Calm down. You permit ?

One.

Pardon.

The hand. The hand !

You are angry?

Why this ? I just have an ulcer!

I must remain calm. Here.

I think one thing. Arturo, you do not have the same size,

but stupid questions, you are the same!

That you think Arthur?

- Who ? - The mustache.

Ah, the one who comes out with Amico.

I wanted to be sure I wanted to have your opinion,

because in my opinion ... It's stupid?

If You say it, you know anything.

I have given him an important mission in Date Night.

It will still do anything and because of him ...

You should not have. You should not have.

What?

You are right. I can go with you.

- Me ? - Yes.

- First Night? - First Night.

We will, both at Night ...

- And we rule everything. - Why did not I think of that?

We go to the Night, both.

You, cop. Me, Commissioner.

"Good evening, delighted, we came to dance,

"A few steps from rock n 'roll!"

- Commissaire Scappavia. - Enchanté, Tarallo.

- We drink ? - Liquid or solid?

- Liquid, do you? - I serve you.

Liquid? I serve you. Look.

You bastard !

We're going to dance rock at Night?

Do not you recognize us!

I have an idea. And even a good idea ...

What you have to watch?

Look at that, two fags cops!

How do you know we're cops?

You walk like chickens.

As it is cute, this small!

Salut, petit. Motus et bouche cousue.

Do not say anything, darling, if I break your bones.

And do not drink too much.

Hi, Hercules.

- What a world! - I am used to.

Good evening, ladies are alone?

Please, over here.

- This way please. - Thank you.

- You want some champagne? - Champagne?

- Oh yes ! - Who pays ?

- Not me. - A lemonade and two straws.

Pardon ?

Lemonade and two straws.

We do not have that.

- There's no. - Soda Fountain?

- Well, yes. - Soda Fountain!

That is to say ?

Tap water.

On the rocks.

Ladies, some seriously.

Okay, we will order later.

You pretend to pee and you call.

Beautiful blonde!

Cute ...

It is you, the blonde.

Mouse, come on.

What beautiful boys!

It is the woman of my life. What beautiful thighs ...

Oh, my garter!

Good!

Yes, good! It has one of these asses!

The woman of my life ! It is you who are good!

Me ?

You're a little flat, but I like you. Nice to meet you.

What excitement!

She is naked.

Name of a bitch, what breasts!

What you're beautiful ...

Relax, go ...

You look ?

What a beautiful chest, right?

She is firm.

What are you looking at ?

She's cute.

- wood, wood. - No, I'm drunk.

Motherfucker.

You know you're cool?

Can I ask you something ?

The question is: do you know a Joe Maccherone?

- Why ? - No nothing.

We can talk one on one?

We can talk in private?

You can trust me. My name is Judas.

- Iscariot? - Pas du tout. Judas Cicconi.

So, since your name is Judas ...

- You had dinner ? - Yes.

So you made your last supper, and now you will betray me!

Do not pay attention. I am a funny!

I like jokes.

Since your name is Judas, tell me where Joe Maccherone.

- You think I'm a spy? - No darling.

I have a friend Commissioner

that drag me openly ...

It always touches me here.

And if I tell him where Maccherone, it will make him happy.

Oh, you know a commissioner ...

- Yes, that always touches me here. - Ah yes ?

What is it ?

I'll be right back.

You are beautiful, my darling!

Where are you going ? In the Garden?

J'adore la blonde, elle est belle !

Reste tranquille.

- Quoi ? - Silence !

Après, je vous tue.

- Dis-moi, Cocozza. - Quoi ?

- Où est le chef ? - Dans son b...

Dans son bureau ! Chut !

Avance !

Bonjour, chef.

Qu'y a-t-il ?

Viens, on a une belle surprise pour toi.

- Où ? - Au garage.

Viens, ma poule !

Du calme.

- Tu es ensorcelé ou quoi ? - Oui.

- Je veux me fiancer avec toi. - C'est ça.

Tu dois tenir ta parole, Judas. Tu vas tout me dire.

Ne t'inquiète pas, Judas tient toujours ses promesses !

- C'est qui, ça ? - Je ne sais pas.

On vous a eues !

Judas m'a embrassé. C'est la merde.

Bravo !

Regarde ce beau garçon !

Ça doit être Maccherone !

Tu as maigri !

Donc tu connais un commissaire ?

Et tu es peut-être un espion.

Non...

N'exagérons rien !

He, c'est le commissaire Scappavia!

Tell them!

He is laughing.

Commissioner ...

I kissed a commissioner, then?

Why ? Say immediately that I embrace evil!

How awful !

And I, in which I had the honor?

Agent Tarallo, 3rd District, nephew of Cardinal

and son of ... - Son of a bitch!

He is cute !

So like that, you're a cop!

Nobody is perfect. I like you anyway.

Take them!

Operation Superman!

- We passed. - We wanted to see you.

Not me !

Ready? We will make a nice group photo.

Gather.

- Recoiffez you. - They look smart.

Come on, smile. Ready?

You touch me the buttocks?

- Tarallo, there! - There is nobody ?

Motherfuckers!

Operation 84 with leak!

Catch them! Do not let them escape!

- What are you doing ? - I'm tired.

- So what ? - I'm cold.

Oh, it's cold.

Yes, it is cold ...

One, Arturo!

Operation 122, American film!

Hold the scarf.

- Very good, bravo! - Thank you.

- Stay here. I am getting up ! - Yes sir.

Wait, Commissioner!

Wait a minute, I'll kill you!

You wanted to rob me!

Well, well ... let it all here

I do not waste time.

Come on hurry up.

This is for you, for the movement. The suitcase.

- I'll strangle you. - No throat.

- No, not the throat. - Yes.

It's me, strangling you.

- First of all, me. - No !

- I can put one? - What?

I'll teach you, me!

- Pass it to me! - Well I'm leaving !

What force!

Come quickly, Cocozza!

Hurry up !

Wait, take this.

Quick, to the car!

- Hello chef. - Hello.

- Quick ! - A moment !

- Popo popo ... - You think it's time?

The police !

Halt! Where are you going like that ?

Mum !

- Armandino! - Mum !

Leave my mother alone!

Tarallo, scratching me!

Get away !

Voilà l'autre abruti! Where is the Friend?

Strip dirty queers!

You do not recognize me, fool? I am the commissioner!

Leave me!

Leave her alone.

- Agent Amico, what are you doing here? - I will explain you. Stop them.

Leave me alone !

Do not touch me ! This is my day!

Do not you recognize us? Stopped !

I am the commissioner Scappavia! I make you mutate in Sardinia!

You have no shame, with a child like that?

Just go. Try to change my life, okay?

- Thank you. - Think of your son.

- Salut, Armandino. - Salut, Gianna.

Gianna! Wait for me !

I am coming with you !

Stop yourself, motherfuckers!

- Let's go! - That I drive!

These tights crap!

What, you're leaving already?

We'll take the hand in the bag.

If we continue like this, I'll break a record.

Hole!

What's this car? There is a relief of a bitch?

We must act quickly !

They follow us.

- Where were you ? - I was taking the air.

Come here.

You drink ? Drink with me.

Lace ...

- delicate lingerie. - Of course I'm flirtatious.

- I'll stick you one! - I'm tired, okay?

Ah, you're tired?

I dont drink !

Women fall into my arms!

You drive long?

- Five years ? - Five days.

Okay, all right.

- Hello. - Hello.

This is a diver?

Again !

Diver, right? Now it is I who laugh!

I got nothing!

I've got nothing!

Fortunately, I know how to swim!

It's pee ... Peter!

I've seen it, do not worry!

I'll take care of him.

Stop ! What are you doing ?

I'll take the loot! This time it's me!

You will not get me. I will arrive first!

Try a little following me!

In all patrols,

here Amico agent. Request reinforcements on the D4.

Fast cars with suspects on board.

The river port to monitor.

Intervene only when necessary.

Completed.

In the movies, it always grabs,

but here, never!

You've got lipstick?

Tarallo? You would not be a bit ...

Me ? That's it.

I know her ! I arrested for prostitution!

- Quickly'm that bitch! - Right now.

I want to arrive alive, not in a hearse!

Come on, we caught up with them!

Get closer !

So, bitch! I know you !

3 years for speeding!

And you, fuck you forever!

You know what ? You disgust me !

You know what, Nardecchia?

She does not care about me!

- Did you idle? - No, Commissioner.

It is hampered.

It's so good to make love when the sea is rough.

Come see, guys!

Look at this !

They believe in the hotel?

You let me in a song?

He eats it all!

You will have a fine for no parking!

What a bunch of voyeurs!

We are never alone. Lets' go.

What's this ?

It bites !

What's this ? A swordfish?

Help ! Help !

I want to get off !

Oh no ! This money is mine!

Finally !

Just open up, boor! I'm a woman !

We will catch them!

They are all in the water!

- I'll dive. - No me.

- No, I dive. - No me.

I'll dive!

- Who is the commissioner? - You.

Then plunged.

Come on hurry up.

It always ends the legs in the air.

- What is this fish? - What's this ?

And white slavery? I see nothing here.

- Come with me, I have arranged everything. - Everything is fine.

- The girls are there. - Slowly, I heels.

I watch.

Why you shout like that?

Come on in!

Inside, the name of a bitch!

Inside, move, idiotic band!

I made you a nice present!

Where you believe you, you? Inside! Dirty whore!

You do not recognize me ?

Do not venture to pronounce my name.

- You are the Eternal Father? - You disgust me !

Strip bastards! You do not recognize me ?

- Contempt public official! - I'll tear your hair 4!

Commissioner shit! We'll explain!

All the squad ?? m urs!

And you do not meddle over my stuff, okay?

We decorate the Tarallo agent for his valuable contribution

in the arrest of the terrible band

Joe Maccherone and Pierre Touraine.

Thank you.

Decoration also for Gianna agent Amico

which, thanks to its efficiency and boldness,

is behind this operation.

Bravo !

Thank you ! Me is Arturo, her fiancé.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Well done, girl.

now applaud the new director of the squad ?? m sisters,

Monsieur Scappavia,

who brilliantly led the operation to arrest Joe Maccherone ...

... that led Joe Maccherone operation

with zeal and speed.

Thank you so much.

- Congratulations. - A kiss.

You too.

For you, a long kiss.

You also brigadier. Thank you.

Thank you really. I am moved.

- What a great day! - Come, let me kiss you.

Also in the legs, that one!

Do not touch it!

I see you a little sad, do not be discouraged.

I was transferred.

A small island, not even marked on maps.

It does not matter, as long as you do not send the police dogs.

It looks like a kid. You cry ?

Give me your number. That way, I'll call you

and one will type the chat.

Come on, do not cry.

Wait, I'll show you something that will make you good laugh.

Look well.

Wait, wait.

You saw ? Viewing.

When Tarallo made me, I did not believe. But it's gone.

With Scappavia, any task goes.

She left ?

It's not part ...

Swelling!

I arrive !

It's nothing at all !

Scappavia, is that you?

Try to remove this task!

Sorry, it's you, Mr. Scappavia?

It's me. Why ?

- A package for you. - Tarallo.

- Go for it. - It's a gift. It's ticking.

It must be a clock. This is my aunt.

- Or a bomb. - A sex bomb.

It's a clock, that's it!

- For me, it's a bomb. - A bomb !

Careful, it's a bomb!

What do you say, Gianna? A bomb ?

What a bomb, you idiots? Give me that!

Give me the cuckoo!

I'm all you mutate!

Gianna, come! I'll save you!

Give me that !

Give me cuckoo, silly!

You are a bunch of morons! You are afraid !

The Cuckoo's my aunt!

If it was a bomb, it would have already exploded!

Give me that clock! It's a gift from my aunt!

Throw it!

Why me ? I have delivered!

Attention ball!

Here, my son.

Give it to me !

I'll break your bones!

Give me that, motherfuckers band!

Children of whores! That's enough !

Name of a bitch!

It's not a bomb. It's a clock!

A bomb...

If it was a bomb, it would have already exploded.

If not, what bad timing!

- What time is it ? - Midday.

He flew, Commissioner? I see nothing.

- Here it is. - Commissioner!

It burns !

Commissioner, say something.

"Greetings from the prison. Your very faithful

"Joe Maccherone."

He's cute, he does not forget us.

fucking child !!

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