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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,699 [Katy] After years of dreaming, I had finally 2 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:06,397 finished my Parsons application. 3 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,051 I could have dropped it off at any mailbox 4 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:10,010 in Washington Heights, but instead, 5 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,707 I went all the way downtown, 6 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:14,666 on the same block as my childhood apartment. 7 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,147 I guess you could say I was clutching to the past, 8 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,584 but the thing is, Parsons wasn'’t justmy dream-- 9 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,282 it was my mom'’s, too. 10 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,677 She may have had secrets, 11 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:28,332 but all I wanted was to share this moment with her-- 12 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,508 and K.O.-- but I couldn'’t. 13 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,554 As hard as it was going to be, 14 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:35,731 it was time for me to move on, to move forward. 15 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,689 [Pepper] To Katy Keene, soon to join the ranks 16 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,256 of Parsons'’ fashion elite. 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,171 -Yeah! -Aw, thank you, guys. 18 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,738 Now I just have to get in. 19 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,957 Yes, but in the meantime you need to celebrate. 20 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,351 I know. And I know this might sound stupid, 21 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:48,918 but I always pictured 22 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,746 sharing this milestone with my mom. 23 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,226 When I mailed that application, 24 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,097 I imagined her there with me. 25 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,577 That doesn'’t sound stupid, love. 26 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,057 She would be proud of you. 27 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,362 [Katy] And this is also the kind of thing 28 00:00:58,406 --> 00:00:59,711 I'’d want to share with K.O., 29 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,539 but, obviously, I can'’t. 30 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,889 Look, I'’m sorry you miss him, my love, I am. 31 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,587 But you are young, you are single, 32 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,762 in New York City. 33 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,198 It'’s time to have a little fun. 34 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,244 Starting with that stud down the bar 35 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,420 who has notstopped checking you out. 36 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,117 Timothée Chala-may-I-please. 37 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,423 Well, that guy ishot. 38 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,077 Guys, no. 39 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,948 I'’m not ready to date someone new. 40 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,080 You don'’t need a date. 41 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,907 What you need is a rebound-- 42 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,257 with a capital D. 43 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,910 [Pepper] Yes. Casual is key. 44 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,477 I don'’t even remove a sock 45 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,784 unless there'’s no chance of emotional attachment. 46 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:31,743 -[phone buzzes] -Ooh! Speaking of meaningless sex, 47 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,094 if you'’ll excuse me. I have a date. 48 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,225 -Bye. -Bye. 49 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,748 -Go on. -[Katy huffs] 50 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,663 Guys, I wish I could be like Pepper, 51 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:41,579 but K.O. was my first kiss, my first boyfriend. 52 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:44,234 I mean, he'’s the only guy that I'’ve ever, you know, been with. 53 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,236 I'’m sorry, you'’ve only been with one guy? 54 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,325 Josie, how are you feeling about the EP? 55 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:50,675 I will feel better once I make it through this week. 56 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,764 There'’s the listening party that Alex planned, 57 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,767 and I still haven'’t told him that my contract stipulates 58 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,596 that I baby-sit him. So, yeah. 59 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,424 -[patrons exclaim] -Ugh! 60 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,470 Can you believe it? Every day 61 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,863 some new hobbyist queen who'’s Insta-famous 62 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:06,952 just strolls in here like she owns the place. 63 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,955 Well, if it isn'’t Miss Busted Broadway. 64 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:12,262 Deveraux, what you doin'’ here, girl? 65 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,134 I thought you was too good for Molly'’s. 66 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,527 Just giving back to the less fortunate. 67 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:19,356 And scoping out my future Thursday night gig. 68 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,792 Sis, no, no. 69 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,490 Thursday'’s Ginger's night. 70 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,318 Oh, you haven'’t heard. 71 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,189 The Miss Washington Heights pageant 72 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,712 just moved to Molly'’s. 73 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,192 Winner gets prime time, 74 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,889 the most lucrative night at the bar. 75 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,501 And the winner will be me-- 76 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,503 Deveraux. [snaps fingers] 77 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,597 [dishes clinking] 78 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:44,990 Mmm! 79 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,644 What'’s all this, then? 80 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,821 Eggs à la francaise. 81 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,910 -Mmm. -My Nanima'’s secret recipe. 82 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:57,046 Mmm! Your Nanima taught you well. 83 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:58,308 Do you see her often? 84 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,831 Not for a few years. 85 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,311 We had a falling out. 86 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,008 How heartbreaking. What happened? 87 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,401 When my parents split, 88 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,316 Nanima wanted me to go to India 89 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,491 with her and my mom. 90 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,667 I wanted to stay, go to Tisch, 91 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,103 and become the next Spike Lee. 92 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,844 She never forgave you? 93 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:15,064 She tried to bribe me, with an early inheritance, 94 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,500 but... 95 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,415 [pounding on door] 96 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:20,939 -Be right back. -Mm-hmm. 97 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,554 Didi! What a surprise! 98 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:27,903 You'’ve been avoiding my calls. 99 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,121 We need to talk. 100 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,254 Um...can it wait? 101 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,256 -I have company. -The Palace found out 102 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,040 that I helped you, and they fired me. 103 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,346 I am sosorry. 104 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,218 I helped you get out of the hotel, 105 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,132 I loaned you money, and you ghost me? 106 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,264 I thought we were friends. 107 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,700 We are. We are friends. 108 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,528 I recently 109 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,530 came into a new business relationship, 110 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,619 and I'’m expecting a big payday. 111 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,882 So as soon as the money comes in, 112 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:53,233 I will pay you twofold. I promise. 113 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:56,148 If you don'’t, I'’m going to the police. 114 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:02,981 So, Papi, when am I gonna see one of your drag concerts? 115 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,246 At this point, probably never. 116 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,291 I just found out I lost my spot. 117 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,467 ¿Y porqué?What happened? 118 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:13,296 Because Molly'’s is hosting some stupid drag pageant, 119 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:16,125 and now my slot goes to whatever fame-thirsty queen 120 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,779 has the tightest tuck. 121 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,476 OK, cálmate. 122 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,087 Being angry isn'’t going to win your spot back. 123 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,960 Show these queens who they'’re messing with. 124 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,570 I'’m an artist, OK? 125 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,006 Broadway wouldn'’t give me a stage, 126 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,181 I made my own at Molly'’s, 127 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:31,923 You still can. Once you win. 128 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,621 Pageantry is in the Lopez blood. 129 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,405 I was Miss Puerto Rico, remember? 130 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,189 Of course, Mommy, but all the queens 131 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,322 have been preparing all week. I'’m too far behind. 132 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,325 Well, it'’s a good thing you have me to help. Hmm? 133 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,458 Come on. Let'’s win you that corona. 134 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,937 [Jorge] Aye. 135 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,026 -Off we go. Vamos. -All right. 136 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,596 On behalf of all of Lacy'’s, we'’re delighted to host 137 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,816 your royal engagement announcement photoshoot. 138 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,426 The photographer, Will Buckingham, 139 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,036 will be set up here tomorrow morning, 140 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,125 Actually, Errol'’s grandmother had concerns 141 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,866 that Will Buckingham is too green. 142 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,346 Grandmother is also a tyrant. 143 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,608 [laughs] 144 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:07,002 Patricia'’s just a tad nervous. 145 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,309 [Katy] Well, I heard that Vogue 146 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,355 just promised Will Buckingham the September issue cover. 147 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,792 So, if anyone'’s going to make you look like a princess, 148 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,054 -it'’s him. -[Patricia] OK. 149 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,318 I trust you, Katy, but... 150 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,798 shouldn'’t we consult your family about aesthetic-- 151 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,147 what if they don'’t approve? 152 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,497 Pattie, please. 153 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,934 Can we just have one thing to ourselves? 154 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,377 Shouldn'’t you...maybe-- OK. 155 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,513 Katy, you understand the importance of this wedding. 156 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,689 I do. Lacy'’s is planning 157 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,168 an exclusive collection and window 158 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,735 inspired by the royal nuptial. 159 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,476 Yet, there'’s clearly trouble in paradise. 160 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,391 Seeing that you have a way with the prince, 161 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,567 whatever'’s going on, you need to fix it. 162 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,092 Absolutely. I am happy to. 163 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:57,357 Gloria, I know this might literally be the worst time, 164 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,489 but I'’ve been trying to find out if my mother, 165 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,709 Katherine Keene, was ever a Lacy'’s employee? 166 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,493 The dragon lady in payroll 167 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,365 refused to release any information. 168 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,844 Your timing could not be worse. 169 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,280 But if this is the fastest way 170 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,673 to get you out of my office 171 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,022 and onto this royal kerfuffle, 172 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,502 I'’ll look into it. Now, off you go. 173 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:13,590 Thank you. 174 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,029 [Josie'’s EP playing] ♪ It could go wrong♪ 175 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:19,901 ♪ It could go right♪ 176 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:23,078 ♪ But we should try♪ 177 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,732 [song ends] 178 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,124 Oh, my God! 179 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:28,431 Alex, this-- this is amazing. 180 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,041 I can'’t believe you mixed this! 181 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,130 I guess I'’m more than a pretty face. 182 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,219 All right, let'’s not get ahead of ourselves, OK? 183 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,439 At least not until after the listening party. 184 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,615 How nervous should I be? 185 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:41,052 Don'’t be. You're amazing. 186 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,751 And tomorrow, some of the top music execs 187 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,057 will get to see that, including my dad. 188 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,537 And once he hears it, 189 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,670 he'’ll approve funding for a full album. 190 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,282 What'’s up? Hmm? 191 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,893 Are you having second thoughts about us? 192 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,418 No! No, no, no, it'’s not that. 193 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,551 It'’s just, my mom is flying in town for the listening party. 194 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,727 I just want everything to be perfect, you know, 195 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,250 because if it were up to her, 196 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,557 I would be in law school right now. 197 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,559 I thought your mom supported your singing. 198 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,256 Yeah! No, I-- 199 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,085 Once upon a time, but she has her doubts, 200 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:17,262 and I just--I want her to see that I'’m doing well... 201 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,350 for once. 202 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,309 Well, you heard it yourself. 203 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,312 Look, the EP is solid. 204 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,575 They'’re gonna love it. 205 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,186 [upbeat pop song playing] 206 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,799 You'’ve gotta feel the thunder... ♪ 207 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,279 Who'’d you sleep with to get late registration? 208 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,021 Who'’d you sleep with to get them cheap lip injections? 209 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,327 Molly'’s is my bar, bitch. 210 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,589 Please. 211 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,461 This dump needs a realqueen. 212 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,506 Instead of little boys playing dress-up 213 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,508 in Holly Hobbie'’s hand-me-downs. 214 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,510 But I wouldn'’t be caught dead in those, 215 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,946 especiallynot in front of 216 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,644 the legendary Miss VeeVee Humble. 217 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,124 Hold up. VeeVee gonna be at the pageant? 218 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,778 She'’s the special guest judge. 219 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,476 And I'’m her kind of queen-- 220 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,390 fierce, fabulous, 221 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,218 and filet-o-fishy. 222 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,482 Mm. Try not to embarrass yourself. 223 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,135 Drag ain'’t Broadway, 224 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,876 and you couldn'’t even cut it there. 225 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,010 [snaps] 226 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,970 [Katy] As I struggled to figure out 227 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:16,408 how to mend Errol and Patricia'’s royal relationship, 228 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,541 the world threw me the ultimate curveball. 229 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,852 And I was reminded of the one relationship I couldn'’t fix. 230 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,645 Where exactly did Xandra touch K.O.? 231 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,386 I don'’t want to think about it. 232 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,344 I gotta say, I didn'’t see those two coming. 233 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,520 Turn. 234 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,086 Maybe they met at Studio 34, 235 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,653 because he'’s working there now. 236 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,176 I just can'’t believe that he'’s already 237 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,527 in a new relationship-- with a Cabot! 238 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,267 [Jorge] And I'’m not seeing any signs of K.O. 239 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,660 on Xandra'’s Gram. 240 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,009 -Maybe they just hookin'’ up. -[gasps] 241 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,358 That'’s not helping. 242 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,360 Regardless of what--or who-- 243 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,927 K.O. is doing, maybe this is a sign 244 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,060 that you should get back on the proverbial horse. 245 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,541 You'’re right. I'’m gonna do a rebound. 246 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,369 -[gasps] -How titillating. But with whom? 247 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,415 I don'’t know any other straight guys besides K.O... 248 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,373 -Hmm. -and my brothers. 249 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,375 -Absolutely not. [Josie] Hello, I'’m home! 250 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,029 Hey! 251 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,292 Ooh! There is a certain photographer, 252 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,599 quite a catch, who'’s working at Lacy'’s tomorrow. 253 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:20,037 -A certain Will Buckingham. -[Josie] Guys, really?! 254 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,866 My mom is on her way from Grand Central as I speak! 255 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,781 I was soaking it, I'’ll clean it now. 256 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,566 -Thank you. -[knock on door] 257 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,351 [knocking] 258 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,137 Mom! 259 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,878 Four flights, Josie. 260 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,488 And this neighborhood! 261 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,316 There'’s a transient man on your stoop 262 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,057 who claims to be Rudy Giuliani. 263 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,319 [Josie chuckles] 264 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,887 [both laughing] 265 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,585 -Oh! -Mmm! 266 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,238 [sighs] Oh. 267 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,631 You must be 268 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,328 Katy, Pepper and Jorge. 269 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,634 -Hi! -Hi! 270 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,157 I'’ve heard all about you. 271 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,985 Thank you for taking care of my daughter. 272 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,944 Josie is the best thing to happen to 4B 273 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,467 since we got rid of those mice. 274 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,077 I will shut up now. 275 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,732 This must be your living room- slash-bedroom. 276 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,605 It'’s so... sea foam green. 277 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,607 So, fill me in. 278 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,609 I want to know everything that'’s going on. 279 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,925 Patricia wanted a change in direction-- 280 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,275 the regality of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert. 281 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:27,627 So...we pulled contemporary Victorian. 282 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,759 Pattie and I agreed, Oxfords and chinos. 283 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,021 What'’s wrong with that? 284 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,370 OK. 285 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,505 Hi. 286 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,290 [gasps] You look perfect! 287 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,466 OK, so, Errol is... 288 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,468 confused. He was hoping for something... 289 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,209 -more casual? -Katy. 290 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,777 If you could tell Errol, I had a chat with his father-- 291 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,213 Who wants the pictures hung between 292 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,128 his bed chambers and private parlor. 293 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,000 Khaki wasn'’t formal enough. 294 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,785 We could pull you something with less ruffles? 295 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,570 We agreed to avoid this stiff, insufferable nonsense. 296 00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,702 Tell her-- 297 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,225 He wants JFK Jr., not Prince, 298 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,792 and definitely not Purple RainPrince. 299 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,359 It'’s like he wants the whole world 300 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,535 to see Pat the bartender from the East Village! 301 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,842 Remember, Errol fell in love with that bartender. 302 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,322 But I promise you, when people look at you, 303 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,194 they will see a princess. 304 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,329 To Patricia, your world is huge 305 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,417 and intimidating. 306 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,202 She just wants to be a princess 307 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,507 for her prince. 308 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,509 I already see her as a princess. 309 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,034 She doesn'’t need to prove it with clothes. 310 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,123 I have an idea. Don'’t move. 311 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,998 [whispering] 312 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,086 I like it. 313 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:39,611 And... cut! Let'’s take five. 314 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,048 [indistinct chatter] 315 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,268 Raj, I was just thinking... 316 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,183 your Nanima, was it? 317 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,011 I can'’t imagine how much you miss her. 318 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,926 Have you ever thought about reaching out? 319 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,755 I was in a dark place when my family disowned me. 320 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,888 I just don'’t think I'm ready to forgive them. 321 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,454 I'’m sorry. 322 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,239 I don'’t mean to put my problems on you, 323 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,371 but I'’ve never really had the best relationship 324 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,243 with my family, and sometimes 325 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,462 it really pains me how much I miss them. 326 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,203 I'’d hate for you to feel the same way. 327 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,946 Life'’s too short to hold grudges, you know? 328 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,600 Just think about it, will you? 329 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,907 Looks great. 330 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,431 -OK. -[crew member] Um... 331 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,475 Yeah? 332 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,042 [Will] Beautiful, guys. 333 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,305 Stay just like that. Hold it, hold it. 334 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,785 -[shutter clicks] -All right. 335 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,265 Now, let'’s get some 336 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,875 with just the princess-to-be, shall we? 337 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,050 [kisses] 338 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,791 Good job having them dress down. 339 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,662 These'’ll be killer, thanks to you, 340 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,708 -Uh-- -[Errol] Katy Keene. 341 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,755 Thank you for helping us. 342 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,757 Who knew being engaged while royal 343 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,889 could be so stressful? 344 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,587 Making decisions as a couple is always hard. 345 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,763 That'’s right. 346 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,765 You recently got engaged? 347 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,073 Actually, that didn'’t work out. 348 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,466 I'’m sorry to hear it. 349 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,122 He must be a puddle, losing you. 350 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,389 Perfect, princess. 351 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,831 [gasps] Mommy! 352 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,791 Your Miss Puerto Rico costume! 353 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,966 I love it! 354 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,143 -Until I met Ginger, -[sniffles] 355 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,493 I thought I'’d have to be buried in this outfit. 356 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496 Come on. Let'’s get to work. 357 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,542 I have the perfect showstopper outfit for you. 358 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,631 Mama, Katy'’s gonna make my showstopper. 359 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,198 Bueno, pero, what about your Q&A? 360 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,113 Ma, it'’s fine, I'’m just gonna be myself 361 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,985 -and speak my truth. Your truth? 362 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,465 You'’re in a pageant, you'’re not testifying in court. 363 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,641 Pageants are about fitting intothe mold, 364 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,991 not breaking it, OK? 365 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,296 -[groans] Aye... -Come on. 366 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,994 Pretend you'’re onstage. 367 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,865 OK, smile. 368 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,475 Smile. Smile. 369 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,216 Pero,not too much, OK? 370 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,523 You look a little crazy. [chuckles] Smile. 371 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,874 -Mm-hmm. OK, now posture... -Mmm. 372 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,485 shoulders back, belly in, tatasout. 373 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,139 Eyes wide. 374 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,011 Stare those judges down. 375 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,667 What says... 376 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,539 "gold album maker"? 377 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,236 Well, it'’s not really a full album. 378 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,673 It'’s more of an EP. It'’s four songs. 379 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,371 What matters is that a label 380 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,721 is putting their money and time behind your music. 381 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,505 Well, Mom, I'’m not signed to a label. 382 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,159 Mr. Cabot of Cabot Entertainment 383 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,595 funded it personally. 384 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,859 Mr. Cabot, as in your manager'’s dad? 385 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:20,903 Yeah... 386 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,560 Um, actually, 387 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,867 Alex isn'’t just my manager, 388 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,999 he'’s my boyfriend. 389 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:33,263 Butthat is not uncommon in the industry. 390 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,786 I have a contract. 391 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,005 You signed a contract? 392 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,528 Without running it by me first? 393 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,747 I know what I'’m doing. 394 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,357 Clearly not. 395 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,446 The father of your manager-slash-boyfriend 396 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,361 is funding your EP. 397 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,624 I don'’t want you to become a pawn in their family dynamics. 398 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,889 Ooh! This was made for you. 399 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,891 I am nota pawn. 400 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,588 Is it so hard to believe 401 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,372 that Mr. Cabot cut me a check 402 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,721 because he heard me sing? 403 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,289 Frankly...yes. 404 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,726 You know, you used to believe in me. 405 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:02,858 What happened? 406 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,818 [footsteps fade] 407 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,301 [Xandra] Alex, I take full credit 408 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,564 for leaking the Kissing Cabots story. 409 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,436 Look, I'’m sick and tired 410 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,220 of your dad trying to control us. 411 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,701 And now that is out there, we'’re free. 412 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,312 I'’m done with secrets-- 413 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,140 which is why I needed you to see this. 414 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,927 -This is Josie'’s contract. -Yeah. 415 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,581 Your dad needs a way more competent secretary. 416 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,584 I took the liberty of highlighting that last clause. 417 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,978 It'’s a lot of legalese, so let me translate it for you. 418 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,982 Your daddy is paying for Josie to date you. 419 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,897 Or, should I say, baby-sit you. 420 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,814 [Katy] Thank you so much. 421 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,121 It was cool to work with you, Katy Keene. 422 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,775 I'’ll remember your name next time I need a Switzerland. 423 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,604 You could remember my number, too. 424 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,606 Forward. I like it. 425 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:59,262 My friend is having an EP release at five. 426 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,524 Do you wanna meet me there? 427 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,440 [camera clicks] 428 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,833 Best photo I took all day. 429 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,008 Put in your number. 430 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,275 I'’ll see you later. 431 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,407 See ya. 432 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,111 Well done at the shoot today, Katy. Errol and... 433 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,287 Pedestrian Patricia looked cheery. 434 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,333 Thank you, Gloria. It was a team effort. 435 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,291 I got this from Human Resources. 436 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,989 Your mother'’s file. 437 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,513 She was indeed an employee here at Lacy'’s. 438 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,823 Wait. It says here that she was fired. 439 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,521 -Why? -From what I gather, 440 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,653 the management doubted her commitment to the store. 441 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,307 Why wouldn'’t my mom tell me that she worked here? 442 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,701 She was terminated around the time you were born. 443 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,485 Which I found in your file. 444 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,226 Why would she go to such lengths 445 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,749 to keep all this from me? 446 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,838 [phone buzzes] 447 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,405 No doubt that'’s your date calling. 448 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,146 Honestly, I'’m not really in the mood 449 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,148 to go out with anyone. 450 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,542 Katy, if your mother was keeping something from you, 451 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,892 it was likely to protect you. 452 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,504 Now go. Don'’t keep that roguish Voguephotographer waiting. 453 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,549 Thank you, Gloria. 454 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,919 The party started twenty minutes ago. 455 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,790 [sighs] Where'’s Alex? 456 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,402 Easy there. It'’s New York. 457 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,186 [entry bell jingles] 458 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,581 Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi! 459 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,626 Will, this is Josie McCoy, 460 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,237 future Grammy winner, right here. 461 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,542 [Josie and Will laugh] 462 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,066 Hi, thanks so much for coming. 463 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,719 -Of course. -Um, so, 464 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,373 Jorge and Pepper are downstairs. 465 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,027 -I'’ll see you there? OK. -OK. 466 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,769 [removes bottle cap] 467 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:55,857 [Katy] Thanks. 468 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,642 -Cheers. -[bottles clink] 469 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,731 To an unusual first date. 470 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,430 Please, it reminds me of my early days in the city. 471 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,388 Running around with a camera on my shoulder, 472 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,129 not knowing if I'’d ever make it. 473 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,218 I think nostalgia might be getting the better of you. 474 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,741 As much as I like my day job, 475 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,961 I would rather be getting paid to design. 476 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,225 Your day job can'’t be that bad with a prince pining after you. 477 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,749 -I saw the way he looked at you. -What? 478 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,142 Prince Errol Swoon 479 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,101 is practically a married man. 480 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,059 He most certainly was not looking at me. 481 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,280 [soft pop music playing] 482 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,109 Josie? 483 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,590 -You look amazing. -Thanks. 484 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,592 I wasn'’t sure you were still coming. 485 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,159 I wouldn'’t miss it for the world. 486 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,031 So, where is this manager of yours? 487 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,251 [Alexander] He'’s right here. 488 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,253 Alexander Cabot. 489 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,995 The man my daughter hasn'’t stopped talking about. 490 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,823 It'’s my pleasure. 491 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,564 Um, Alex... 492 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,002 can I talk to you in private? 493 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,786 Hm. What'’s the point? 494 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,310 [loudly] I mean, we should probably 495 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,312 call this whole thing off, don'’t you think? 496 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,357 You know? Because you couldn'’t keep up 497 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,706 your end of the bargain. 498 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,186 What'’s he talking about, Josie? 499 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,274 I don'’t know. 500 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,449 I think he'’s just had 501 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:07,668 a little too much to drink. 502 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,713 Really? You don'’t know? 503 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,541 So, you'’re not just dating me 504 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,021 because my dad paid you to? 505 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,197 Alex, I--I can explain. 506 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,198 Save it. 507 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,852 Alex... 508 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,680 Jo--Josie, let him go. 509 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,292 [Katy] Hey, this is yournight. 510 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,641 Do not let him ruin this. 511 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,166 [Chubby] We all came out here tonight 512 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,037 for the same reason-- 513 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,995 to hear good music. 514 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,172 And I'’m honored to introduce 515 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,261 a bright young talent-- 516 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,568 Miss Josie McCoy. 517 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,048 [cheers, applause] 518 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,316 [backing track plays] 519 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,188 ♪ There goes a dream♪ 520 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,365 ♪ Now it'’s us against real life♪ 521 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,022 ♪ Love isn'’t all butterflies♪ 522 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:02,026 ♪ In a drunken paradise♪ 523 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,028 [harmonizing] ♪ It hurts♪ 524 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,943 ♪ It'’s hard♪ 525 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,556 ♪ It'’s worth the fight♪ 526 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:13,777 ♪ Let'’s do our best♪ 527 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:17,694 ♪ To get it right♪ 528 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:21,611 -♪ If we just try, try, try♪ -♪ Oh, try♪ 529 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,398 -♪ If we just try, try, try♪ -♪ Try, try, try♪ 530 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,356 ♪ Hey, we might fall♪ 531 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,750 -♪ Or we might fight♪ -♪ Oh, try♪ 532 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,361 -♪ But we should try♪ -♪ We should try...♪ 533 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,712 The infamous Alexander Cabot. 534 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,585 There'’s nothing more important to me than my daughter, 535 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:42,066 and there are things that you can do for her career that I cannot. 536 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,983 But if you screw her over in anyway, 537 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,943 I will personally call Marc Berger down at the SEC 538 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,989 and have him investigate every financial dealing 539 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,122 you'’ve ever brokered. 540 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,080 No empire has been built without at least 541 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,169 one rusty nail, Mr. Cabot. 542 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,259 Just ask Hiram Lodge. 543 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,913 ♪ We should try, we should try♪ 544 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,133 [song ends] 545 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,961 -[cheers, applause] -Yeah! 546 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,094 [applause continues] 547 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:14,011 Uh, you know, my studio'’s only ten blocks away. 548 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,492 You wanna go back with me? 549 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,146 I'’d love to show it to you. 550 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,454 As tempting as that is, 551 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,021 I think I'’m good for tonight. 552 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,153 But...next time? 553 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:27,938 Sure. 554 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,331 I'’ll call you. 555 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,463 OK. 556 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,814 [Will] Mmm... 557 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:34,945 [Katy] And you guys? 558 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,425 It was the Worst. Kiss. 559 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:37,470 Ever. 560 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,688 [Pepper, Jorge] No! 561 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,124 Oh, my God. 562 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,431 Welcome to the dating pool, sister. 563 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,128 Ugh! That'’s nothing compared to the time 564 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,608 I went on a date with Jared Leto, 565 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,306 who only gives butterfly kisses. 566 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,786 Speaking of kisses... how'’s Raj? 567 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,353 Have I mentioned how weird it is 568 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:52,615 that you'’re dating K.O.'’s roommate? 569 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,182 You have, and we'’re not dating. 570 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,836 -It'’s strictly cash. -[phone buzzes] 571 00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,664 Speaking of, I should probably take that. 572 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,143 Might be an emergency. 573 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,624 Uh-huh. An emergency booty call. 574 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,626 Better make it quick. Don'’t miss my pageant. 575 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,628 -[Katy snorts] -I would never. 576 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,978 Two shakes of a lamb'’s tail! 577 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,545 [sighs] 578 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,460 Maybe I'’m not cut out for the single life. 579 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,984 I mean, I had a prince in K.O. 580 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:17,466 Katy, girl, you'’ve been single for, like, two seconds. 581 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:18,859 Relax. 582 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,904 You just gotta kiss a few frogs, is all. 583 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,819 -You'’re right. -[clinks glasses] 584 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,343 [knock on door] 585 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,475 Hmm. Maybe Pepper forgot something. 586 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,563 Doesn'’t she have a key? 587 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,348 Yeah, I thought we gave her one. 588 00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:43,318 So, how did you know where I lived? 589 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,842 I'’m a prince, Katy. 590 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,017 [laughs] Right. 591 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,497 I'’m sorry to drop in like this, 592 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,281 but I just didn'’t know where else to go, 593 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,588 and you always seem to have the right answers. 594 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,242 Patricia and I are over. 595 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:55,548 I called off the engagement. 596 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,376 You what?! 597 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,900 No, that'’s OK. I can fix this. 598 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,902 No. It'’s too late. I'm done. 599 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,382 You know, on our first date, 600 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,731 I made plans to take Patricia 601 00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,210 to a Michelin-star restaurant 602 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,212 in Macau, but she insisted 603 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,432 that we stay in and order Chinese. 604 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,129 Now she'’s throwing temper tantrums 605 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,870 because her tiara doesn'’t have enough 606 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,089 canary yellow diamonds. 607 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,526 Patricia is dealing with a lot. 608 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,702 She'’s not used to being in the public eye. 609 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,226 -Just give her some time. -I don'’t know, Katy, 610 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,881 I think I might be better off single. 611 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,101 I know, I thought that too when I broke up with K.O., 612 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:30,539 but trust me, the grass isn'’t always greener. 613 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:31,975 [Katy sighs] 614 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:35,326 Is this your mother? You look like her. 615 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,589 Yeah. 616 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,070 You all right? 617 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,289 My mom was amazing, 618 00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,073 and she died a few years ago, 619 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,597 but I'’m starting to think that there'’s 620 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,076 a lot of things I don'’t know about her. 621 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,469 I'’m sorry. 622 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,471 I lost my mum too when I was young. 623 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,125 -Yeah, I know. -Of course. 624 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,344 The whole world knows. I wish I could say that 625 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,564 you'’ll miss her less as time goes by, 626 00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:58,915 but I find that the older I get, the more I wish she were here. 627 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,091 She'’d know what to do about Patricia. 628 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,093 What do you think that she would say? 629 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,139 That I need to learn to be alone, 630 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:08,751 and that I was foolish to get engaged to my rebound. 631 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,579 -Oh. -Did I forget to mention that? 632 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,843 -You did. -I was heartbroken when I met Patricia. 633 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:17,107 I suppose I rushed into things to numb the pain I was feeling. 634 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:18,761 It'’s funny how we do that, isn'’t it? 635 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:20,763 Sometimes I think I stayed with K.O. 636 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,635 because he was there for me when my mom died. 637 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:24,288 I knew that if we broke up, 638 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:25,681 there would just be all this 639 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,466 residual pain to sort through. 640 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,772 -How'’s that going? -Still sorting. 641 00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,426 [Jorge] Katy! 642 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,169 -I'’m heading out. -OK. 643 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,693 Ask him. 644 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,001 Do you want to go to a drag pageant? 645 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:45,962 Uh...I'’m afraid I cause a bit of a commotion 646 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,834 -when I'’m out in public. -Oh! Of course. 647 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,315 Here. No one will be looking for a prince 648 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,317 amongst all those...queens. 649 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,536 [chuckles] 650 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,500 Go talk to your mother. 651 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,676 She'’s the only one you'’re gonna get. 652 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,515 I know what you'’re gonna say. 653 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:20,040 That this whole listening party was a disaster. 654 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,172 Josie, you were a revelation. 655 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,174 You'’ve never sounded better! 656 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,655 Alex knows how to get the best out of me. 657 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:31,007 I know you can handle your business, but... 658 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,009 I didn'’t like what I saw tonight. 659 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,750 That was partially my fault. I didn'’t-- 660 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,360 Don'’t make excuses for that boy. 661 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,537 Alexander Cabot had no right 662 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,408 to waltz in here like that. 663 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:46,675 Do you know who he reminded me of? 664 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:50,374 Just because he had too much to drink one night... 665 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,725 doesn'’t mean he has a problem. 666 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,422 He'’s not Dad. 667 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,598 That'’s exactly the same thing I used to say. 668 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,382 Josie, 669 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,429 when you end up with someone like that, 670 00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,605 the worrying never goes away. 671 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,128 I don'’t want that for you. 672 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,216 I know. 673 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,870 You are not that little girl 674 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,568 from Riverdale anymore. 675 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,613 And you have to make your own choices... 676 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,572 and mistakes. 677 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,530 But I'’m still your mom. 678 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:21,580 And I will alwaysbe here 679 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,104 to help pick up the pieces and bring you home. 680 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:28,456 [sniffles] 681 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,245 Should I be jealous of this other person 682 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,074 that you'’re clearly fantasizing about? 683 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,337 [chuckles] No. 684 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,775 It'’s just my Nanima. 685 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,820 I'’ve been thinking about what you said, 686 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:47,649 and I think I might reach out to her. 687 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,957 Oh, that'’s fantastic... isn'’t it? 688 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,656 I just don'’t know what I'll do if she rejects me again. 689 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,009 [Pepper exhales] 690 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,272 Raj... 691 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:05,145 I must admit, I had a... 692 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:08,365 teensy, tiny, microscopic 693 00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:11,107 ulterior motive when I suggested 694 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,848 that you make up with your family. 695 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,502 What are you talking about? 696 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,939 When I heard about your potential inheritance, 697 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,159 I thought that you might 698 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,683 invest in my Pepper Plant. 699 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,468 But you might be, quite literally, 700 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,470 the sweetest guy in the world, 701 00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:28,516 and it would be unconscionable of me 702 00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:30,344 to betray your trust. 703 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,651 I'’m sorry that I even considered asking you. 704 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,653 Pepper, stop. 705 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,220 I can'’t believe you even thought of doing that. 706 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,700 [softly] Yeah. 707 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,224 You'’re relentlessly passionate. 708 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,313 That'’s why I like you. 709 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:46,360 Look, I'’ve done some shady things 710 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,492 to get films made, 711 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,973 and I'’ve made some shady films. [laughs] 712 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,672 So next time... 713 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,586 don'’t lie to me? 714 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,327 Yeah. 715 00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,025 [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, 716 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:01,810 welcome to the Miss Washington Heights pageant! 717 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:04,900 -[club music playing] -Now joining us on the stage 718 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,424 -for the Q&A portion of the evening... -Aye, papi-- 719 00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:09,339 -please welcome our guest judge... -Tatasout! 720 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:12,691 the one, the only, the always horny, 721 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:17,217 VeeVee Hum-ble! 722 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,654 [cheers and applause] 723 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:25,442 -Francois? -No, sweetie. 724 00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:27,706 But tell him to call me if he'’s single. 725 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,837 [Katy laughs] 726 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:32,014 [cheers, applause continue] 727 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,755 -You made it! -Gosh, yes. 728 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,714 I could not have my mom come to New York 729 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,759 and not experience the drag scene. 730 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,892 [Sierra] Honey, I was in the East Village 731 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:42,198 every weekend of my twenties-- I know drag. 732 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,852 [VeeVee] Mm, yass! 733 00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:46,028 These queens done dragged me out of retirement. 734 00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:49,771 -[laughter] -But there'’s no place I'’d rather be. 735 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,381 [crowd cheers] 736 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,732 And now for the Q&A portion of the evening. 737 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:56,735 The first question goes to Deveraux. 738 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:59,085 -[cheers and applause] -[fan] Deveraux! 739 00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:01,740 [fan 2] Whoo! Whoo! 740 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,090 What advice would you give to a young person 741 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,744 starting out in drag? 742 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:10,749 I'’d tell them that if a kid from Paris, Texas, 743 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,795 could grow into the gorgeous, confident queen 744 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:17,146 standing here tonight, then anythingis possible... 745 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,759 -if you believe in yourself. -[fans] Whoo! Whoo! 746 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:24,240 Andinvest in a good corset. -[laughter] 747 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:27,591 [cheers and applause] 748 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,246 Ginger Lopez, same question. 749 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:33,119 [cheers, wolf calls] 750 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:36,252 Thank you. Um...I-- 751 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,341 I'’d say, um-- 752 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,822 -[mic feeding back] -Uh-- 753 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,085 [Deveraux] Aww, poor Ginger. 754 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,913 Putty tat got her tongue. 755 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,915 -[laughter] -[man] Ooh... 756 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,612 We need an answer! 757 00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:50,832 [man 2] What is she wearing? 758 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,269 [woman] Bring back Deveraux! 759 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,924 -[man 3] Deveraux! -[mic feeding back] 760 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,143 Sorry. 761 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,494 No, no, no. I got this. I got it. 762 00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:03,802 Ginger? 763 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,455 Oh, my God! 764 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,544 Hey, what happened? 765 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:08,676 [gasps] 766 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,461 That bitch Deveraux. 767 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:13,986 Katy, she'’s like the Tether from Us. 768 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:16,989 She cut...my dress! 769 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:20,166 -I know how to fix this. -Don'’t. Don't bother, Katy. 770 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:22,124 No, you are not giving up. 771 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,474 It'’s over, girl. I don'’t belong here. 772 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,650 Not with these perfect, fishy queens. 773 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,043 [Errol] Ginger... 774 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,483 My entire life, 775 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,659 I have been expected to be the perfect prince-- 776 00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:38,488 go to this school, marry that girl, 777 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:41,491 don'’t get a piercing. [chuckles] 778 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:45,669 But the more I tried, the more miserable I was. 779 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:49,412 See, the problem wasn'’t that I didn'’t know how to be a prince, 780 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:52,241 I just didn'’t know how to be myself. 781 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:55,244 Forget about what you think you'’re supposed to be, 782 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,551 and just be who you are. 783 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,685 I could kiss you right now. 784 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,687 But that'’s probably inappropriate. 785 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:06,342 -[Katy chuckles] -We'’ll see where the night takes us. 786 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,735 [both laugh] 787 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,263 For the talent portion of our competition, 788 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:18,267 let'’s welcome back to the stage, Miss Ginger Lopez! 789 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,836 [cheers and applause] 790 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,013 [vocalizes] 791 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:27,407 [Beyoncé'’s "Pretty Hurts" backing track plays] 792 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,021 ♪ Mama said you'’re a pretty girl ♪ 793 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:36,590 ♪ What'’s in your head, it doesn'’t matter ♪ 794 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:39,898 ♪ Brush your hair, fix your teeth ♪ 795 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:43,031 ♪ What you wear is all that matters ♪ 796 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:46,382 ♪ Just another stage 797 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,820 ♪ Pageant the pain away 798 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,605 ♪ This time I'’m gonna take♪ 799 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:54,216 -[music stops] -♪ The crown without falling ♪ 800 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,479 [crowd murmuring] 801 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,308 [Luisa] That bitch! 802 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,440 What?! 803 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:07,229 [singing acapella] ♪ Pretty hurts 804 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:10,580 ♪ We shine the light on whatever'’s worst ♪ 805 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:13,409 ♪ Perfection is a disease 806 00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:15,977 ♪ Of a nation 807 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,761 [sucks breath in] 808 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,590 -♪ Pretty hurts♪ -[crowd cheers] 809 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:24,072 ♪ We shine the light on whatever'’s worst ♪ 810 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,074 ♪ You tryin'’ to fix something ♪ 811 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,946 ♪ But you can'’t fix what you can'’t see ♪ 812 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,078 ♪ It'’s the soul that needs a surgery ♪ 813 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,950 ♪ Ain'’t got no doctor or pill ♪ 814 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,777 ♪ That can take the pain away 815 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,475 ♪ The pain'’s inside♪ 816 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:37,259 ♪ And nobody frees you from your body ♪ 817 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,782 ♪ It'’s the soul, it'’s the soul ♪ 818 00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:41,524 ♪ That needs surgery 819 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,657 ♪ Ohh!♪ 820 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,180 ♪ Plastic smiles and denial 821 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,095 ♪ Can only take you so far 822 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:49,010 ♪ Then you break when the fake facade ♪ 823 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,794 ♪ Leaves you in the dark 824 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,492 ♪ You left with shattered mirrors ♪ 825 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:55,321 ♪ And the shards of a beautiful girl ♪ 826 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:59,107 ♪ A beautiful girl 827 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:00,674 [all cheer] 828 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,329 ♪ Pretty hurts 829 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,721 Yes! 830 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:05,984 ♪ We shine the light♪ 831 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,724 ♪ On whatever'’s worst ♪ 832 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,726 ♪ Tryin'’ to fix something ♪ 833 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,990 ♪ But you can'’t fix what you can'’t see ♪ 834 00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:15,297 ♪ It'’s the soul that needs a surgery ♪ 835 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:18,692 [crowd cheers wildly] 836 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,176 See? That'’s my baby! 837 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:29,137 [VeeVee] As a former Miss Washington Heights, 838 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,183 it'’s wonderful to see the next generation 839 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,662 of queens on the rise. 840 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,751 Now, without further ado... 841 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,666 [crowd chuckles] 842 00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,016 our first runner-up... 843 00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,584 Miss Booty Harland! 844 00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,543 [cheers and applause] 845 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,416 [woman] Yeah, Booty! 846 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,244 And now, 847 00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:51,159 the moment you have all been waiting for. 848 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,901 This year'’s Miss Washington Heights... 849 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,252 Miss Deveraux! 850 00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:59,254 [crowd cheers wildly] 851 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:15,270 [applause continues] 852 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:18,099 ["Good as Hell" by Lizzo playing] 853 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:21,363 ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails♪ 854 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,800 -♪ Baby how you feelin'’? ♪ -♪ Feelin'’ good as hell ♪ 855 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,890 It was very sweet how you talked Ginger off the ledge earlier. 856 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:29,110 Oh, I'’m used to giving queens advice. 857 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,198 [laughs] 858 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:31,547 So, is every night in the life 859 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,940 of Katy Keene this exciting? 860 00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:35,377 You mean, between the evil drag queens 861 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:36,726 and the musical numbers? 862 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,250 Yes, it'’s pretty standard. 863 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,903 I truly cannot remember 864 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,427 the last time I had this much fun. 865 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,515 Seriously? 866 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,257 You are a literal prince. 867 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,824 You get to attend fancy galas 868 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,478 and brunch with the Obamas. 869 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,132 Just Michelle and the girls. 870 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,091 Barry'’s not one for mimosas. 871 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,135 [laughs] 872 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,224 I mean it, though. 873 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,661 It'’s so hard to cut loose when you'’re in the public eye. 874 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,794 Well, look around. 875 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,666 Molly'’s Crisis is one of the few places in New York 876 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,451 where you can totally be yourself 877 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,279 and not feel alone. 878 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:09,455 So show me what you'’ve got, Your Highness. 879 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:11,109 Oh! 880 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:15,461 [Lizzo sustains note] 881 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:18,768 ♪And do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 882 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,467 -♪ Baby, how ya feelin'’ ♪ - Feelin'’ good as hell ♪ 883 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,773 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails♪ 884 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:26,515 -♪ Baby, how ya feein'’ ♪ -Mom! Stop! 885 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,952 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails 886 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,346 -♪ Baby, how ya feelin'’ ♪ -♪ Feelin'’ good as hell ♪ 887 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,783 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails 888 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:36,264 -♪ Baby, how ya feelin'’ ♪ -♪ Feelin'’ good as hell ♪ 889 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,049 [Mozart overture playing] 890 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,713 [both panting] 891 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,735 [birds chirping] 892 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,358 [sighs] 893 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,235 Good mornTing, Your Highness. 894 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,889 What happened to your prince? 895 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:38,326 -He couldn'’t stay. -Mm-hmm. 896 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:40,372 How was the royal treatment? 897 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,896 -I don'’t know how that happened. -[Josie] Mmm. 898 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:45,942 We just got caught up in the moment. It was a mistake. 899 00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:47,422 [gasps] He'’s a client! 900 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,076 -[knock on door] -Ooh! 901 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,865 K.O. 902 00:36:55,909 --> 00:36:56,910 Hi. 903 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,042 Katy. Uh... 904 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:02,524 I was in the area and I came by to pick up some of my stuff. 905 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,613 If it'’s a bad time, I can come back later. 906 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:05,919 No. No, it'’s OK. 907 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:08,922 Do you want some cereal? 908 00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:15,233 So... I saw you and Xandra together. 909 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,625 Are you guys-- 910 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:20,238 And if you are, that is great. 911 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:22,370 Xandra'’s kind of a monster but if you like her, 912 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,242 I am happy for you. Really. 913 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,721 Katy, take a breath. 914 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,810 Xandra and I met at Studio 34. 915 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,117 She needed a bodyguard, so I drive her around 916 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,728 and I'’m teaching her to box. That'’s it. 917 00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:33,816 Oh. 918 00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,254 You were jealous. 919 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,256 -No. No -Yes... 920 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:40,736 -[laughing] -No, no. I was not. 921 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:41,998 You totally were! I mean-- 922 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:43,478 -Come on. -Come on. 923 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:47,482 Katy, seriously though, I can'’t even imagine 924 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,005 dating somebody new right now. 925 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,572 I'’m not ready. 926 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,618 -[phone buzzes] -Oh. 927 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,404 -I see some things never change. -Sorry. 928 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,624 -Hello? -[Gloria] Katy, I don'’t know 929 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,190 what you did this time, 930 00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,976 but I need you in my officenow. 931 00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:08,938 Thank you for coming by, Didi. 932 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:10,940 I didn'’t want to do this on the phone. 933 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,507 You don'’t have the money, do you? 934 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,596 My business deal fell through. 935 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,772 It got complicated. I'’m sorry. 936 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,819 But, I do have something else for you. A job. 937 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,342 A job? Where? 938 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,301 Right here at the Pepper Plant. 939 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,694 And as an added incentive, I can offer you 940 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:28,610 a week'’s salary in advance. Cash. 941 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,612 I really value your friendship, Didi. 942 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,788 -I don'’t want to lose you. -Hmm. 943 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:36,618 People like you came in and out of the Palace Hotel every day. 944 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,664 I know what you are, Pepper. 945 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:40,883 A con artist. 946 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:45,453 I accept your job offer, under one condition. 947 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,717 I want you to teach me everything you know. 948 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:56,986 I'’m glad you called. 949 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,859 After last night, I didn'’t expect you to. 950 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,991 Alex, I am so sorry. 951 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:04,167 I never should have signed that contract 952 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,865 without talking to you first. 953 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,997 All my life, I'’ve watched my dad persuade people 954 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,651 to do things they didn'’t want to do. 955 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,827 You don'’t have to apologize. 956 00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:13,220 I do. 957 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,484 Are you OK? 958 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,616 Josie... 959 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,880 I'’m an addict. 960 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,665 But I'’m working on it, every day. 961 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,580 I met with my sponsor this morning. 962 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,103 And I'’ll keep doing so. 963 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,366 You don'’t have to worry 964 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,932 about baby-sitting me. 965 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,499 I just wish you had told me. 966 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:34,023 Not because you need to be taken care of, 967 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,503 but because I care about you. 968 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,418 And for the record, with or without 969 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,377 a contract, I want to be with you. 970 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,509 You'’re the best thing that'’s ever happened to me. 971 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,511 My dad ruins a lot of things, 972 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:44,904 but not this. 973 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,123 I won'’t let him. 974 00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:53,521 I'’d like a Shirley Temple, please. 975 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:54,914 With vodka. 976 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:58,221 I like your style. Comin'’ right up. 977 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,746 Katy mentioned I could find you here. 978 00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,052 You were a breath of fresh at the pageant yesterday. 979 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,272 Thanks. Still didn'’t win. 980 00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:08,580 Now I'’m stuck with the dreaded Wednesday 6 P.M. slot. 981 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,538 A show no one will ever see. 982 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,148 You may not have won the crown, 983 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:14,412 but you were the only real queen on that stage. 984 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,762 You were authentic. 985 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:19,112 I may not know what kind of queen Ginger is yet, 986 00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:20,983 but I know who I am. 987 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,333 It'’s on me. 988 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,423 Once upon a time, I was you. 989 00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,642 New to the drag scene. 990 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:29,731 A little lost. 991 00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:32,168 I would have killed for a fairy dragmother. 992 00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:33,996 How about I help you navigate 993 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,303 these fishy, piranha-infested waters? 994 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,914 You want to be my drag mom? 995 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,350 It would be an honor. 996 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,178 And by the time I'’m done with you, 997 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:45,834 your dreaded slot will become the best drag show in NYC. 998 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:48,097 -[laughs] -So... 999 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,447 what do you want it to be? 1000 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,709 It can be anything. 1001 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,408 I want to do "Kiss of the Spider Woman." 1002 00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:57,585 A one-queen musical. 1003 00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,239 Then we'’ll make it so. 1004 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:09,989 Hi. 1005 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,129 Patricia, what-- what'’s going on? 1006 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,305 You dressed me the first time 1007 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:25,134 that I shopped at Lacy'’s with Errol. 1008 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:27,528 You designed my engagement ring. 1009 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:28,834 You planned our photo shoot. 1010 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:32,838 I have always trusted you. 1011 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:35,188 So that'’s why I have to ask you, Katy... 1012 00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:40,367 ...would you design my wedding dress? 1013 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,026 [classical music playing] 1014 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,114 [nervous laugh] 1015 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:52,335 [Katy] That'’s when I knew... 1016 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,555 I was royally screwed. 1017 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,257 [♪♪] 1018 00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:20,407 [man] Greg, move your head. 72959

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