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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(kids cheering)
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ ♪
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(bell rings)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Suzi:
Whoo!
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Kaylin:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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Whoo!
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(audience cheering)
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Okay, let's start
the show!
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Whoa, Kaylin,
where are you going?
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We haven't explained
the rules.
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If they don't know the rules,
then they can't vote‐‐
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And that means
we won't get messy.
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‐There we go.
‐Wait! Wait!
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Nice try, kids.
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But if we don't
explain the rules,
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the implants in our necks
will explode.
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(audience laughs)
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Oh.
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Uh, right.
I forgot about those.
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blasts)
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You'll get to vote,
and we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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(audience cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ ♪
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Okay, troops.
Bad news.
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The snow's not letting up,
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and it looks like the power's
out for the whole city.
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We're stuck here for the night.
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(everyone groaning)
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My phone's at one percent.
It's about to die.
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Stay with me, buddy.
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Don't leave me alone
with my family!
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This is horrible.
School will be closed tomorrow.
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That's eight hours of education
I'll never get back!
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(scoffs)
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What's the point of having
the stupid school canceled
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by the stupid snow
if the stupid TV doesn't work?
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Well, when I was little‐‐
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We know! People ate rocks
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and you could buy
a horse for a dollar.
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No.
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We used to tell stories
to pass the time.
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‐So, you'd just say words?
‐Yeah.
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‐Out loud?
‐Uh‐huh.
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‐At each other?
‐Yep.
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Like some kind of human podcast?
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Ooh! What a swell idea!
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I can read from the fantasy
novel I've been working on.
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It's titled
The Dragon Conundrum.
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You'll have to excuse
the prose.
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Some of it is in a language
I made up called "O‐ish."
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(clears throat)
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O‐yay, O‐yay, 'twas the eve
of fixteenth‐giving,
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and all the zolywogs
of Higglesby Hollow
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were raising a glass
of higglesnog‐‐
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That's it!
I'm goin' outside to freeze to death.
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Bury me with all my stuff.
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No! No, no.
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No one is freezing
to death today.
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But since the power's out,
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why don't we tell
scary stories?
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(chuckles)
Dad doesn't do so well with the scary.
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Nah, I'm cool.
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I'll go first.
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This one's about
someone who came down
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with the worst sickness
I can think of.
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It's called, The Horkening.
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Muah‐ha‐ha...
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(foghorn blasts)
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Ramon: Oh my gosh!
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Announcer:
Okay, audience!
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You see your choices:one, two, or three.
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You vote on who gets
The Horkening.
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Kaylin:
I'm gonna be a target.Absolutely me.
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It's my fantasy story,
so it's probably me.
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Announcer:
Okay, that's it.Votes are in!
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The scene you rehearsed
all week is completely gone.
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Blair, you are
the narrator,
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and you'll be sitting
in the chair opposite the set...
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‐Ramon: Oh, no way!
‐Stage Manager: ...reading into the microphone.
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The Horkening!
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‐Muah‐ha‐ha...
‐Announcer: And let's goback to the scene.
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(audience cheering)
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Director:
Action!
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Blair:
One day in a bedroomfar, far away,
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a woman became very ill.
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‐Byron: How you feeling?
‐Sick.
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‐Byron: Okay.
‐(coughs)
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‐(cheering)
‐Blair: And the womanjust became more ill,
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delirious even,
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and started thinkingher arms were snakes.
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(laughs)
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‐Rachel: Aah!
‐Owen: Uh...
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Aah! Snakes are
my least favorite animal!
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Blair:
Now even more worried,
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the husband decidedto call the local doctor
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with the phone they had
in the nightstand.
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Not the dresser.I said the nightstand.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Blair:
That's when strange thingsbegan to happen.
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‐(pops)
‐(shrieks)
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Blair:
Then, they calledthe local doctor...
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I need you
to come over right now.
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‐(screams)
‐Oh, shoot!
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Blair:
...who showed upin record time.
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I showed up here in record time.
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Through charades,
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the sick woman tried to explainher symptoms to the doctor.
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No. Sounds like...
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‐Doctor: Uh...
‐Byron: Grab it.
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Fork. Fork!
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Ho‐ho‐hor... hork!
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Hork! Aha!
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This woman has...
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the horkening!
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(dramatic musical sting plays)
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(thunder crashes)
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Blair:
Upon hearing the news,the son fainted.
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‐(body thuds)
‐(glass shatters)
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‐Rachel: My son!
‐Byron: You okay, son?
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Blair:
And the husbandwailed in agony.
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(wailing):
Why?
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Why?!
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Blair:
The husband then insisted
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on giving the doctora piggyback ride.
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Wait a minute. What?
Say that again. What?
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Then insisted on giving
the doctor a piggyback ride.
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Doctor, get on my back!
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‐I do piggyback rides.
‐Wee!
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Wee!
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(audience cheer)
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Doctor:
This is the best day of my life!
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Blair:
The doctor then begantreating the woman,
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summoning the illnesswithin her
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with a chant the husbandand the son came up with.
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(chanting):
Come on out of there!
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All (chanting):
Come on out of there! Come on out of there!
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Blair:
Suddenly, the woman sat up.
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The chanting had awokensomething within the woman.
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‐Rachel: Uh‐oh.
‐Blair: She hadgained superpowers!
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The room began to shake.
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‐(rumbling)
‐(yelping)
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Whoa! Help!
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Whoa‐oh‐oh!
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This doesn't seem
normal, does it?
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Blair:
All that shaking wasn'tgood for the woman.
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She grabbedher stomach in pain.
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‐Aah!
‐Blair: She was goingto hork all over the room!
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Oh! Uh‐oh!
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Both:
Oh, a nozzle!
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Sh‐Should we have goggles?
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Blair:
The husband went to pleadwith the doctor
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to cure his wife.
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Doctor, fix this!
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Please, doctor, help my wife!
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But little did he know
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that the doctor had alsocaught the horkening.
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Oh, for real?
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Oh boy, I think
I'm gonna hork!
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Uh... uh...
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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Whoa!
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‐Blair: But the doctorwasn't quite finished. ‐Huh?
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He had eaten a big lunch.
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(screaming)
I'm going to be sick!
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Blair:
The doctor's assistantran in to help.
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But when he saw the horkall over the place,
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‐ it made him hork, too!
‐(Owen shouts)
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Blair:
Then, the doctor and theassistant just kept horking
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all over the poor father!
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One after the other,over and over,
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they just kept horkingand horking and horking.
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The end.
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(cheering)
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I don't like this story, Blair!
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♪ ♪
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(giggling)
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Kaylin:
Good job, Tobie! That was so fun!
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♪ ♪
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The end.
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Boom! And that is how
you tell a scary story.
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What do you mean?
That didn't scare anybody.
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Well, speak
for yourself.
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It was just a story.
It was just a story.
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Dad doesn't count.
Everything scares him.
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Dad, there's nothing
behind you!
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Where?!
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Well...
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Looks like it's Mom's
turn to tell a story‐‐
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I've got a story
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that is sure to tickle
your scared‐y bones.
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Or Owen could interrupt me
like I'm not even here‐‐
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It's called...
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The Horror Day Inn.
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Owen:
One dark and spooky night,
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an unsuspectingmother and daughter
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were on a road tripwhen their car broke down.
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The little girl wasvery nervous to enter,
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because she scaredmuch too easily.
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Puh‐lease.
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I do not scare easily.
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Owen:
Well, it's my story,and your character does.
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(flatly):
Fine. I'm so scared.
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Owen:
The mother and daughter took intheir unsettling surroundings.
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These surroundings
sure are unsettling.
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Hello?
Does anyone work here?
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If you don't respond
within ten seconds,
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I'm gonna start swiping
anything that ain't bolted down.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐(shrieks)
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Hello and welcome.
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My name is Mr. Creepers.
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Everyone who stays at my quaint
inn must sign the guestbook.
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Okay, I'll give
this a look‐see.
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"William F. Buckleberry,
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If you're reading this,
it's already too late..."?
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Well, that's sinister.
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"Also, the towels weren't soft
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and they charged my room
for a movie I didn't order."
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Well, that's just bad business.
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Nonsense!
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Oh, what are those?
They look interesting.
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Oh, this is my
one‐of‐a‐kind, irreplaceable,
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bobblehead collection.
No touchy!
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Why do they all
look so scared?
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Blair:
William F. Buckleberry?
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Oh my gosh, that's‐‐!
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(gasps)
The name from the guestbook!
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‐(dramatic musical sting plays)
‐(thunder crashing)
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Owen:
Mother and daughterwere putting together
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a key detail the narratorhad cleverly slipped in.
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For he was a masterfulstoryteller, a true wordsmith‐‐
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Owen, get to the point!
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Owen:
The point is, Mr. Creepersturned all of his guests into
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‐ bobbleheads!
‐(thunder crashing)
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That's it? Why?
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How do you say
"this is lame" in O‐ish?
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All I want to know is,
how do we check out?
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Check out?
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(laughs maniacally)
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I'm afraid the checkout time
of this inn is... never!
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For I am an insane innkeeper!
253
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,167
‐(laughing maniacally)
‐(thunder crashing)
254
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:53,668
‐(foghorn blasts)
‐(audience cheering)
255
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,131
Yeah!
256
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,471
Announcer:
Okay, audience!
257
00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,466
You choose how Racheland Blair escape the inn.
258
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,060
I'm in on this one.
259
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,095
There's three doors on stage.
260
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,978
‐Something is lurking
inside those doors. ‐Announcer: Votes are in!
261
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,397
Owen, you're gonna
read from cue cards.
262
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,186
We'll start the stunt
from Mr. Creepers' new line.
263
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,492
Announcer:
Now back to the scene...
264
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,817
Director:
Action!
265
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,871
Since I am
an insane innkeeper,
266
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,986
I'll give you just
one chance to escape
267
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,584
my Horror Day Inn.
268
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:34,133
You must dig through
what I have deemed
269
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:38,008
a barrel of s‐s‐s‐s‐snakes!
270
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,798
‐(bell dings)
‐(audience cheering)
271
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,893
There is a key inside,
272
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,888
you must find it
to win your freedom.
273
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,601
Dig in.
274
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,191
‐Rachel: Okay.
‐(Blair shrieks)
275
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,978
So gross!
276
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,242
Rachel:
Uh, can you give us a hint about like where this key is?
277
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,895
‐Under the snakes.
‐Yeah, great. We got that.
278
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,067
Ah‐ah! Aha! Aha!
279
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,744
(squealing)
280
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,332
(audience cheering)
281
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,422
The mother and daughter
had found the key.
282
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,836
You will have to choose
which is the right door.
283
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:20,127
(singsongy):
I know which one it is! I know which one it is!
284
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,176
Rachel:
It's really hard to open.
285
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,139
(screaming)
286
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,232
Mr. Creepers:
Oh, snap!
287
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,147
That's right, dummies.
Wrong door!
288
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,856
That's not the way out!
I'm insane!
289
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,437
High‐five, me.
290
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,739
(audience cheering)
291
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,238
Rachel:
I gonna pick door number two.
292
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,333
There's nothing!
Are you kidding me?
293
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,486
‐Ugh.
‐Rachel: All right.
294
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,035
‐What's in there, Mom?
‐All right. I don't know.
295
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,918
I'm looking...
296
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,036
There's literally
nothing in here.
297
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,014
‐(screaming)
‐No! No! No!
298
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,755
In your face!
299
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,930
She just got sucked
into a black void.
300
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,348
Where'd it take her?
Beats me.
301
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,716
I'm crazy!
302
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,433
Get out of the way!
I'm doing door number three!
303
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:15,064
Owen:
Finally, there wasone door left,
304
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,693
and only one personleft to open it,
305
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,691
the little girl.
306
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,698
(screaming):
Oh my‐‐ Okay!
307
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,203
Blair:
Shark!
308
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,201
(screaming)
309
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,588
Hey Brayden, get out here, dude!
310
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,456
‐(dance music playing)
‐Whoa! Glow sticks!
311
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,631
We totally vanished
312
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,223
that little girl
and that bigger girl!
313
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,179
And now they're bobbleheads!
314
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,099
Being an innkeeper is insane!
315
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,059
(cackling maniacally)
316
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,599
‐(thunder crashing)
‐Owen: That's right.
317
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,653
They became bobbleheadsfor all of eternity!
318
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,608
Muah‐ha‐ha...
319
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,154
Mr. Creepers:
Let's beat‐box.
320
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,163
(audience cheering, applauding)
321
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,907
(kids screaming, laughing)
322
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,246
(alien screaming)
323
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,298
♪ ♪
324
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,510
The end.
325
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,720
Owen, that story
wasn't scary at all.
326
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,136
Even Byron was fine.
327
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,810
Yeah, you're gonna have
to work a lot harder if you're gonna scare me.
328
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,099
‐Gator: We're doomed!
‐(screaming)
329
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,063
(Byron shrieking)
330
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,323
Gator, you scared us to death!
331
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,815
Gator:
I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone was in here.
332
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,608
I just come here
at night sometimes
333
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,991
to think about stuff and scream.
334
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,699
How did you even
get here in this blizzard?
335
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,039
Ah, it started out
like any other ordinary
336
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,365
devastatingly violent blizzard.
337
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,211
I opened up the top of my yard
boat to empty my urine jug
338
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,208
when the brake dislodged.
339
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,091
All of a sudden,
I'm sliding down State Street.
340
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,219
So I grab the rudder,
341
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,005
but the old girl's
picking up speed‐‐
342
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,429
15 knots, 25!
343
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,258
So, I pulled her
hard to starboard,
344
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,063
sending her into a mighty skid!
345
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,346
And then there was
a horrific crash,
346
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,270
and I looked up to see
the boat had collided
347
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,980
into the side of the city's
main electric tower.
348
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,862
Now that's
how you tell a story!
349
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,360
Wait, you crashed
your boat into the city's electric tower?
350
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,323
Oh yeah, whole grid's on fire.
351
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,374
Looks pretty cool.
Probably gonna cost millions.
352
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,575
So, you're the reason
the power is out!
353
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,499
Yep! Came here to lay low.
354
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,117
The boat's in my brother's name,
355
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,504
so I guess I'm gonna
let him deal with that.
356
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,790
Good luck, Jason.
357
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,253
We don't care about your
family's nautical drama!
358
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,464
Just tell us another story!
359
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,344
And make it scary!
360
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,221
Gator:
Scary? Okay, I've got one.
361
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:57,560
It's called
The Art of Darkness.
362
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,269
Gator:
It was the night of the bigfancy‐pants art show.
363
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,822
Hello and welcome to the big
fancy‐pants art show.
364
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,318
Gator:
A man and his family had just
365
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,860
pulled overto use the restroom,
366
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,533
because they had stoppedat a gas station
367
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,411
and the father had purchasedthree‐for‐one bean burritos.
368
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,791
Oh, um...
369
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,368
Excuse me, fine sir.
370
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,253
Can you point me
to the nearest can?
371
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,540
I am, like, sweating.
372
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,125
Ooh, rich people food!
Kids, you know the drill.
373
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:32,131
Ahem! This spread is only
for the patrons of the gallery.
374
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,684
Show it to me in writing.
375
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,182
And stop blockin'
the quiche, slim.
376
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,180
How dare you!
377
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:43,232
For I am renowned regional
artist Meriwether Slayington!
378
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,109
Huh?
379
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,895
I just did my business
in what I thought was a toilet,
380
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,190
but turned out to be
a very fancy art installation.
381
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,204
So we gotta bounce now
before someone notices and‐‐
382
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,236
Woman (shrieks):
My art!
383
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,950
Somebody has desecrated it!
384
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,116
So, do you validate?
385
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:04,209
Validate? An artist
does not validate parking.
386
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,168
Unless, of course, you'd be
willing to make a purchase?
387
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,628
Because in that case the gallery
does validate parking.
388
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,089
Oh okay, let me see
what we got here.
389
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:16,100
Uh, what sort of fine art
can I get for five bucks, two buttons,
390
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,015
and a couple
of flamin' sauce packets from Hurricane Cantina?
391
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,193
Gator:
In that moment, MeriwetherSlayington got an idea,
392
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,685
a horrible idea,
393
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,067
A no‐good, horrible,wonderful idea!
394
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,857
You know, I love it when
families come in off the street
395
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,241
to use the restroom
and not purchase anything.
396
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,284
So much so, I would love
to show you my latest work.
397
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,504
If there's more of this dip
stuff involved, I'm all in.
398
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,205
Behold!
399
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:48,245
My never‐before‐seen
Cursed Paintings Collection!
400
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:52,592
‐(foghorn blasts)
‐(audience cheering)
401
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,510
Announcer:
Last vote, audience!
402
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,548
You get to choosewhat cursed realm
403
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,682
the family is sent to.
404
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,259
Something's in that painting.
405
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,434
I'm in on this one,
and it's gonna be so much fun.
406
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,433
It's gonna be crazy!
407
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,524
During the stunt,
408
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,478
the family's gonna be
in complete darkness.
409
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,609
They're not gonna be able to see
an inch away from their faces.
410
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,316
But we're gonna be able
to see everything
411
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,606
thanks to infrared cameras.
412
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,779
It's gonna be hilarious.
I can't wait!
413
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,818
Announcer:
Votes are in!
414
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,200
The rest of
the scene is out.
415
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,867
‐Ha!
‐The scene will start with a new line.
416
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,326
"Behold my never‐before‐seen
collection!"
417
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,447
Announcer:
And let's go back to the scene.
418
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,615
Director:
Action!
419
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,753
Behold! My Never‐Before‐Seen
Collection!
420
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,091
You are now the subjects!
421
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,679
‐Rachel: Wow!
‐(audience cheering)
422
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,545
‐(Byron chuckling)
‐What a good‐looking family!
423
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,142
‐Rachel: Yeah!
‐(Byron chuckles)
424
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,967
‐Who is that in the front?
‐I don't know.
425
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,352
He's good‐looking!
426
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,099
With the help
of my cursed paints,
427
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,812
I have extracted your souls.
428
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:53,153
Now you must enter the haunted
house to retrieve them.
429
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,150
‐(audience cheering)
‐(dramatic musical sting plays)
430
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,067
(screams)
431
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,827
I'm gonna charge
you for that!
432
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,825
Upon entering,
Slayington sealed them inside,
433
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,502
trapping themwith the evil ghost!
434
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,131
Byron:
Evil ghost? What are you talking about?
435
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,248
Owen:
What evil ghost?
436
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,174
Just as the ghost neared them,
437
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,092
a runaway boat across town
wiped out the power grid.
438
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,971
(screaming)
439
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,062
And remember, while we can seetheir tortured journey,
440
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,688
they were in complete darknessand couldn't see anything.
441
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,267
(Gator laughing creepily)
442
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,152
I cannot see anything,
443
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,109
but I'm keeping
my hand on you, Owen.
444
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,109
‐Yeah, don't let go.
‐Lock arms.
445
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,411
Gator:
The family wastoo scared to move,
446
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,615
but they could feelthe ghost's icy presence,
447
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,326
her rancid breathstinging their nostrils.
448
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,908
That stank, that stank.
449
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,923
Blair:
That's so gross!
450
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,415
This ghost has
terrible hygiene!
451
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,629
Oh my gosh!
452
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,554
Oh, no! Aah!
Something grabbed me!
453
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,298
Gator:
They soon stumbledinto a spider's nest!
454
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,181
(screaming)
455
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,727
As they struggled to free
themselves from the webs,
456
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:11,265
an army of ghost‐spiders
descended on them!
457
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,770
‐Rachel: No, no, no, no!
‐(screaming)
458
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,944
I feel it! I feel it!
459
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,284
This haunted house could really
use a haunted housekeeper.
460
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,155
At that very moment,
461
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:27,328
someone staying on
the haunted floor above them
462
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,118
threw out their bath water!
463
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,371
‐Rachel: What?
‐Owen: What?
464
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,132
(screaming)
465
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,757
They missed me!
(laughs)
466
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,428
Gator:
Then, they panicked...
467
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,269
(air horn blaring)
468
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,225
...at the disco!
469
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,346
(funky music playing)
470
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,983
(audience cheering)
471
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,197
‐Rachel: It did miss you!
‐(Byron laughing)
472
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,828
And it was only then
that they learned
473
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,157
the true meaning of friendship.
474
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,912
And then they all died.
475
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,545
The end. Amen.
476
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,085
(audience cheering)
477
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,800
‐What are you talking about?
‐That ending made zero sense!
478
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,301
I'm gonna level with you.
I kinda forgot how it ends.
479
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,933
I'm sorry, I figured it would
come to me eventually,
480
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,232
but then it never did.
481
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,644
Here, let me start over.
482
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:34,904
(others groan)
483
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,435
It was the night of the big‐‐
484
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,359
‐Byron: Oh!
‐(audience cheering)
485
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,569
Thank goodness!
486
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:45,279
Electricity, we missed
you so much!
487
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,121
We can charge
our phones now!
488
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:50,156
Okay, well, since
it'll take a few minutes,
489
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,790
for your phones to reboot,
490
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,747
we can finally listen
to one of Mom's tales!
491
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,879
And that's our show!
492
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:02,667
‐(audience cheering)
‐Ramon: You guys have been a great crowd!
493
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,263
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
494
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,259
(theme music playing)
495
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,392
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
496
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,364
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
497
00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:24,964
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