All language subtitles for Just Roll With It s01e12 Root of All Fears

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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!

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Woo!

Welcome to Just Roll With It!

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When you hear
this sound...

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...you get to vote
on what the crew does to us in scenes.

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‐Tobie: Yes, yes.

Speaking of the crew,

we want to introduce you
to our favorite stagehand.

Mike!

‐Mike! Yeah!
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Mike, we just want to say,

you've been doing
a really great job with...

(cheering)

‐Yay!
‐Woo!

Kaylin:
Yes! (giggles)

Finally, we got one on them.

When Mike gets us messy,
we're gonna have to:

All:
Just Roll With It!

Tobie:
Let's start the show!

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♪ ♪

Okay, everyone,
family game night.

Who's ready to play
Strategic Financial Acquisitions?

Both:
Ugh!

Fine. How about enjoying
some of my famous homemade almond brittle?

You know who else
is going to be famous?

Me, after I audition
for the school play tomorrow.

Since I've already conquered
the fields of academics and athletics,

I might as well expand my brain

into the theater!

‐(crunches)
‐Ow!

Uh‐oh. That sounds bad.
I'm gonna call the dentist.

No!

(chuckling): I mean, let's play
one of your boring games.

‐(foghorn blares)
‐(audience cheering)

(screams)

(audience cheering)

Announcer: Okay, audience.
You see your choices.

‐One, two, or three.
‐(bell dings three times)

You guys vote on what game
the family plays.

Ramon: I'm pretty sure
we're gonna have to play a crazy game.

Announcer:
Okay, that's it. Votes are in.

We will restart the scene
with you saying,

"Let's play one of your
boring games."

And then read your next line
off the card.

Announcer:
And let's go back to the scene.

Director:
Action.

I mean, let's play
one of your boring games.

(chuckles)

Like "Over the Head
Gross Cup Catch."

‐(bell dings)
‐(groans)

(audience cheering)

Aah‐ha‐ha!

In this game,
we'll all grab a cup

and stand in a line.

The person at the front
of the line, me,

will have to fill their cup
with liquid

and pass it over their head
into the cup of the person behind them.

The last person in line
pours their cup over their head

and into the empty cylinder.

(audience groans)

Oh! (laughs)

‐This smells terrible!
‐Oh!

‐Oh, it smells like the zoo.
‐Oh, man.

‐Ready?
‐Yes.

All right, scoot up.
Scoot up, Owen. Scoot up.

(grunting)

(audience cheering)

Ugh. Why does it
have to be chunky?

‐Owen: This is heavy.
‐Where did we get this game? From Toys 'R Gross?

‐Okay, get ready to catch it.
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.

‐You got it, you got it.
‐Oh! Oh!

Oh, you just‐‐ Eww!
(laughs)

That was sudden.

It's on my hand.
Aah, Mommy!

Oh! (laughs)

‐Ooh.
‐All right, all right. You got this, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Ooh!

Too fast! Too fast!
Hold on, hold on!

‐Hold on.
‐(sloshes)

‐It stinks. Ooh.
‐Oh, that stinks.

‐It stinks so bad.
‐Byron: Ooh, ooh!

Oh!

Byron:
I'm done. That's our game. Aah!

‐That's our game.
‐(Blair giggles)

Yeah, that's enough
of that game. Um...

Next week, we will play
Strategic Financial Acquisitions.

‐Yeah, okay.
‐Byron: Please.

‐Ow!
‐Uh‐oh.

That tooth sounds real bad.

‐We gotta get it fixed tomorrow.
‐No!

Blair, we go through this
every check‐up.

I know you're scared,
but how do I put this?

I don't care.

Listen, young Blair.
Dentists are nothing to be scared of.

‐You think so?
‐You should go to our dentist.

He's done great things
for my moneymaker.

That's what we call smiles
in the biz.

Our dentist office
is the most magical place on Earth.

He has a TV in the ceiling.

And he's got all those
fancy, big city channels

your mom is too cheap
to pay for.

I'm a terrible person.
I'm putting money away for your college funds.

Mom, we both know that
Owen is the only one going to college.

See! Let's get some
extra channels around here!

First of all, Blair,
you're going to college.

Second of all, Blair,
you're going to the dentist.

‐Will you go with me?
‐Of course.

And, if we go on Wednesday,

I can catch the season finale
of Angry Malibu Dinner Ladies.

♪ ♪

So, this semester,

we're going to be performing
a play that I wrote.

A Penworth original.
(chuckles)

The Littlest Cheetah.
Rrrrrr!

It's a heartwarming tale
of a little cheetah who learned

to stand up to his mean,
stinkbug stepfather

by leaving the den and becoming
a well‐respected teacher.

I mean, Penworth.
I mean‐‐ cheetah. (chuckles)

Anyway, let the auditions begin.

Dazzle me.

Ruth, you're just in time
to watch me crush my audition.

‐Owen, I'm freaked out.
‐What's wrong?

I was just talking to Stephen,
and I caught it.

Caught what?

Stage fright!
I caught the stage fright, Owen!

I knew I shouldn't have shared
a sandwich with him.

Let's talk it out.
Now, what are you afraid of?

‐I could forget my lines.
‐Doubtful.

‐Mess up the dance.
‐Improbable.

‐Sing out of key.
‐I hadn't considered that.

Not only would you
not get the part,

you'd also be humiliated
in front of everyone.

Then you can't show your face
at school.

You become a total shut‐in.
You're forced to order delivery,

but you're too embarrassed
to answer the door,

so the Chinese food
just stacks up outside,

and then a huge family
of raccoons shows up,

and now they're all amped up
on week‐old spring rolls,

and you have to defend
your home using a trash can lid

and a pair of chopsticks.

Actually, now that
I hear it out loud, it sounds kind of silly.

Wow. My stage fright
just cleared up.

Guess all I had to do
was talk it through.

Ruth, I think I caught it.
I caught the stage fright.

You have to take it back.
Here, let me breathe on you. (exhales)

Mr. Penworth:
You're up, O‐town.

Hello. M‐my name is Owen.

Hi, Owen. I see you're
auditioning for the lead. Are you ready?

H‐hello. My name is Owen.

Not a great start.
And music please.

‐(piano playing)
‐Right. The song. Uh...

(singing off‐key):
♪ Ever since I was a cub ♪

Le‐Let me try that again.

(singing flatly):
♪ E‐ever since I was a cub ♪

♪ Staring at the stars above ♪

♪ I had a dream‐‐ sing‐‐ ♪

Enough! Enough!

Oh, you poor thing!

Trying to do so much
with so little talent.

So I'm not gonna be
the littlest cheetah?

Absolutely not.

‐(sighs)
‐Oh.

And you owe the school
$70 for that drum.

Next!

(audience cheering)

It smells horrible.

♪ ♪

Now, see,
that wasn't so bad.

Not so bad?

You heard the dentist‐‐
I have a cavity!

And you didn't tell me
his name is Dr. Payne!

It's a really unfortunate name.
Can't be good for business.

Blair, you have to calm down.
There's nothing to be afraid of.

The dentist is your friend.

But, if you want,
I can hold your hand.

‐Does that sounds good?
‐(whimpers): Mm‐hmm.

Oh, Byron.
While I was getting my tools, I scanned your files.

It looks like you haven't been
in for a check‐up in five years.

Hey, no worries, though.
I could do a quick exam right now.

Nuh‐uh! No way!

‐Byron, it's no big deal.
I'll just‐‐ ‐(yells)

You're not taking me alive.

Byron, you're scared
of the dentist, too?

Now you be quiet.
This is between me and the monster.

‐(yelling)
‐Hey.

‐I gotcha. Gotcha.
Gotcha. ‐(Byron groaning)

Okay. Shh. Shh.

‐(Byron groaning)
‐Okay. Now let's just have a look.

‐Do you want me
to hold your hand? ‐Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm!

All right.

Go ahead.
You're wasting your time.

That nothing even‐‐ (yells)

No wonder you're called
Dr. Payne!

Oh, it's a really
unfortunate name, and bad for business.

Anyway, it looks like
you have two cavities.

We better take care
of those.

I see you're frightened.

I think I have something
that might help.

Okay, new plan.

You're scared and I'm scared.
Let's blow this house of horrors.

No. Blair.

We told Rachel we would do this,
and we have to see it through.

Or... we are
on the first floor.

We could go out the window.

‐(drill whirring)
‐We're going out the window. Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Hurry up, hurry up.

‐(Blair squeals)
‐Ah!

Byron:
Tuck and roll! Tuck and roll!

Did I hear that someone here

is afraid of the dentist?

I've got to start
locking that window.

And, action!

This is the moment
I've been dreading all my life.

But how do I...

How do I, uh...

How do I tell my mean,
stinkbug stepfather

that I don't want to go out
for the football team?

How do I tell my mean,
stinkbug stepfather that I...

‐Line.
‐Cut!

Ugh!
Ruth!

How can you forget
your lines?

I'm sorry.
It's just the first rehearsal.

(gibbering mockingly)

(exhales)
Forgive me. (chuckles)

Everybody...
take five!

Thanks for the save back there.
How'd you know my lines?

I know everyone's lines.

You know me.
If a teacher gives me something,

I'm gonna memorize it.

And you'd think
it would help with my stage fright, but it hasn't.

What are you afraid of?
You don't have any lines.

What if I forget
I don't have lines

and say all these lines
I've memorized?

Then what, Ruth?
Then what?

(panting)

Okay, Owen. Calm down.

I'm gonna go get
the school nurse again.

♪ ♪

All right. Ducking that quack
was a good first step.

Now, all we have to do
is avoid Mom for the rest of our lives.

We can't do that, Blair.

She has all my money,
and I wasn't made for the streets.

Look, I've thought it out.

We'll go on the lam,
and adopt new identities.

Blair, there was something about
leaping from the dentist window

and peeling out
of the parking lot

that made me feel
like a bad parent.

I can't let you
avoid the dentist.

But I have a solution
I think will work for everyone.

‐Do you trust me?
‐I trust you.

Blair ran away from the dentist!

You snitch!

Hold on. Blair, you went AWOL?

‐She found out‐‐
‐(foghorn blares)

‐(screams)
‐(audience cheering)

‐(bell dings three times)
‐Announcer: Okay, audience. You decide

who is the mystery radio guest.

Suzi:
It's right after I said you went AWOL,

so it might be them
trying to say their excuses of what happened?

‐Announcer: Votes are in.
‐Director: The scene will start

with you saying,
"Hold on, Blair. You went AWOL?"

Then you will read
a new line from your phone.

Announcer:
Now back to the scene.

Director:
Action!

‐Hold on. Blair, you went AWOL?
‐(phone dings)

"Hold on. We'll talk
about this in a second.

‐"I just got a text
from the scientist‐‐ ‐(bell dings)

(audience cheering)

"I just got a text
from the scientist

"you were supposed to interview
on your show today.

"She can't make it.

"Luckily, she sent me
the questions for the segment,

"so I'll pretend to be her
while you interview me on the air.

The questions are
on the note cards on your desk."

‐Okay, great.
(laughs) ‐All right.

Uh, so today we have with us
a world‐famous scientist.

‐Tell us your name.
‐Rach‐‐ Rachel Science Lady.

My name is Rachel Science Lady.

(Byron chuckles)
It's so great to have you here.

Uh, what's your greatest
scientific achievement?

I was actually the first person

to hypothesize the famous
scientific theory:

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

‐(chuckles) Nice.
I use that all the time. ‐(Blair giggles)

‐That was me.
‐Uh, and, uh, but, and I also hear

that you have a new experiment
that you've been working on.

‐Rachel: Yes.
‐Uh, show us how it works.

(Blair laughing)

Oh. This must be
my experiment here.

Just say, "Aha!" a lot,
and people will think you're legit.

‐(Byron laughs)
‐Aha!

Byron:
Now let us know how it works.

I hope my colleagues
left some very detailed instructions for me.

‐(Blair giggles)
‐Because this looks like it could be dangerous.

All right. So what we're
gonna do first is mix one

into two.

This is easy.

‐Yeah, science is very easy.
‐Woo!

(all yelling)

Byron and Blair:
Woo!

That was amazing! Yes!

‐Science!
‐Science! Yes!

And that concludes our interview
with Rachel Science Lady.

‐Thank you.
‐Woo!

(audience cheering)

Now that that's over,
Blair, what happened at the dentist?

She found out
she had a cavity and got scared.

You need to take her back
because I got, uh, a thing to do.

Yeah, his "thing to do"
is two cavities!

Hang on. Byron,
you have cavities, too?

Are you also afraid
of the dentist?

No! Maybe, like... Yeah.

All right. Huddle up, soldiers.

A little fear can be
a good thing,

but you can't let it
control your life.

If you do, you're gonna
miss out on so much‐‐

like having teeth in your 50s.

As always, Rachel's right.

That goes for you, too,
Scaredy Sloth.

I heard about what
happened at school.

You can't let your stage fright
get the best of you.

Fine. So annoying.
Feels like every week,

we gotta learn some
kind of stupid lesson.

Look, I understand fear.

When I was deployed overseas,

there were times I'd be
hunkered down in a foxhole,

explosions all around me,
unable to tell where they were coming from,

and in those moments,
I was scared.

So I guess it's kind of
the same thing

as you getting
the heebie‐jeebies

because some square
in a sweater

wants to rub
flavored fluoride on your gums,

and then give you
a free toothbrush.

Can you tell than I'm being
sarcastic right now?

‐Loud and clear.
‐We'll go to the dentist.

(audience cheering)

That was so much fun.

♪ ♪

Aw, man.
He put a padlock on that window.

What are we so scared of,
anyway?

Yeah, in the grand scheme
of things, this is nothing.

Look, I have a solution
that I think will work for everyone.

Do you trust me?

I trust you.

Not it! Drill him first!

What?

I am dentist who respects

the time‐honored tradition
of "not it."

Byron, let's get started.

‐(groans)
‐(foghorn blares)

‐(screams) I knew it!
‐(audience cheering)

I knew it!

‐(bell dings three times)
‐Announcer: Okay, this is the last vote.

What's the dentist going to do
with Byron and Blair?

What if they
put something on you that makes you numb

‐and then you can't talk?
‐(gasps) I would love that!

We're in this together,
so it's gonna happen to me, too.

We are gonna
start the scene from Dr. Payne saying,

"Now, let's get started, Byron."

Announcer: And let's go
back to the scene.

Director:
Action!

Byron, let's get started.

Before we do, let's just
put this seat belt on real quick.

(bell dings)

Of course I'm gonna
need a seat belt.

I can't wait to
put a seat belt on.

Have a nice trip, Byron.

Let's just get started.
I just need to adjust your chair.

Okay, great.
Aah!

Ah‐ha‐ho!

‐Let's go! (yelling)
‐Keep your head back.

(audience laughing)

Woo! Let's ride, baby! Yeah!

This can't be as bad
as driving with Mom.

‐(Byron yelling)
‐Dr. Payne: I like to make my patients dizzy before I drill.

‐(Byron yelling)
‐(Blair laughs)

I switched it up!
I got it now, baby, let's go!

(audience cheering)

Ride him, cowboy!
Show him who's boss.

Ride him, cavity. Ride him!

(audience laughing)

(Byron panting)

Well, now that we're
all done with that,

it's time for the fluoride.

(audience groans)

Here we go.

(audience exclaims, groans)

There we go.
Nice and clean.

Now for you, Byron.

I picked up this treatment
from a car wash.

Aah!

Dr. Payne:
It cleans your body, and your teeth.

(whimpering)

You're missing my mouth!

(audience cheering)

Now, we're done with that,
let's start drilling.

No, please stop.
No drilling!

Aah!

♪ ♪

Now remember,
no matter what happens tonight,

the only way the play
is going to be a success,

is if we keep a cool head,
and not overreact.

Mr. Penworth, I can't go on.
I caught the stage fright again.

You're expelled!
Get off my stage!

You know what? It's fine.
You've been pitchy in rehearsal, anyway.

Luckily there's
someone else here that's show ready.

Someone who's been
taking everything in

from the sidelines
this whole time

and can now step
into the role of the littlest cheetah

on opening night,
and save the play.

Owen.

(rips)

(exhales)

Please put my civilian clothes
in my office.

Or...

Owen could be
the littlest cheetah.

Look, I love Owen.

He's one of the only students
who still reads my blog. But...

I can't risk him ruining
the most important night of my life!

You could go out there
and perform,

but, you know,
there is a nasty case

of stage fright
going around.

Uh, uh, there‐‐ There is?

And if you got it,
it would be humiliating

to make a fool of yourself
in front of all those people‐‐

teachers, the school board.

I even heard that
your stepfather showed up.

Bruce is here?

Owen, I have decided
to let you ruin my play.

Places, everyone!

♪ ♪

How was the dentist, guys?

Well, after Byron
tuckered himself out

doing all that
screaming and crying

and let Dr. Payne do his work,

it wasn't so bad.

The dentist also said
that he's taking new clients,

so I scheduled
a cleaning for you.

Nuh‐uh! No way!

‐Rachel, are you afraid of‐‐
‐Shh!

The play's about to start!

Shh!

(piano playing simple melody)

♪ Ever since I was a cub ♪

♪ Looking at the stars above ♪

♪ I had a dream to sing ♪

♪ The singy‐est song ♪

♪ But I was always belittled ♪

♪ For being so little,
and no one ♪

♪ Would sing along ♪

♪ But now I'm gonna sing ♪

♪ The singy‐est song,
gonna sing the sing‐yest song ♪

♪ From the bridge
to the chorus ♪

♪ All throughout the forest ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing, gonna sing,
gonna sing, gonna sing, gonna sing ♪

♪ The singy‐est song ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ From the bridge
to the chorus ♪

♪ All throughout the forest ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing, gonna sing,
gonna sing, gonna sing, gonna sing ♪

♪ The singy‐est song! ♪

‐Yeah!
‐(cheering)

That's my son!

(cheering)

Thank you!

(laughs)
Oh! (laughs)

Thank you.
Grazie. Mwah! Mwah!

Did you see that, Bruce?
I am a star!

That was just the first scene.

There's, like,
two more hours left.

‐And that's our show!
‐Uh, hey, that's my line.

‐And that's our show!
‐(audience cheering)

‐You guys have been
a great crowd! ‐Yeah!

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