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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,628 Tobie: Welcome to "Just Roll With It"! 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,629 (theme music playing) 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,221 (audience cheering) 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,086 ♪♪ 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,763 (audience cheering) 6 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,478 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,016 ♪♪ 8 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,938 ‐(bell ringing) ‐(kids cheering) 9 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,864 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,572 (audience cheering) 11 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,333 Tobie: Woo! 12 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,964 ‐Tobie: Woo! ‐Ramon: Yeah! 13 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,416 ‐Tobie: Woo! ‐(audience cheering) 14 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,575 Welcome to "Just Roll With It"! 15 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,094 ‐Tobie: Yeah! ‐(audience cheering) 16 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,087 Like a lot of TV shows, 17 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:50,049 this one is taped in front of a live studio audience. 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,260 (audience cheering) 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,101 But unlike any other show, 20 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:57,766 the cast gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes. 21 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:01,686 Uh, Kaylin, I think you mean the audience gets to vote. 22 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,767 (audience cheering) 23 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,283 Eh. It was worth a shot. 24 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,645 So when you, the audience, hear this sound: 25 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,363 (foghorn blares) 26 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,374 The scene will stop, you will vote, and we'll have to: 27 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,537 All: "Just Roll With It"! 28 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,536 (audience cheering) 29 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,118 Tobie: Let's start the show! 30 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,883 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 31 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,835 (audience applause) 32 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,054 ♪♪ 33 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:33,261 And again, I apologize for getting the giggles earlier this week 34 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,550 while reading the funeral announcements. 35 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,353 I was thinking about a funny story I saw. 36 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,427 But it had nothing to do with the deceased. 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,104 So, again... 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,023 my deepest condolences... 39 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,443 to the grieving family... 40 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,362 of Mr. Harry McButt. (chuckles softly) 41 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,701 (soft chuckling continues) 42 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,487 And all I can say is: 43 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,240 Radio singers: ♪ Oops, we made a mistake ♪ 44 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,411 And we're clear. 45 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,253 I didn't think we needed to make that apology jingle, 46 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,168 but we use it a lot. 47 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,303 The kids at school actually think, 48 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,915 "Oops, we made a mistake" is the name of your show. 49 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,471 Speaking of school, Blair, Owen, I need the final list of kids 50 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,349 you want to invite to your joint birthday party 51 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,346 so I can complete my background checks on their parents. 52 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,269 ‐Kidding! ‐No, you're not. 53 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,267 No, I'm not. 54 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,654 Our party is going to be great. 55 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,727 You know, since I skipped a grade, 56 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,232 I'm seen as a "younger kid." 57 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,074 But this will be the perfect opportunity 58 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,370 for my classmates to see me as the mature man I have become. 59 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,695 I'm just excited because a joint birthday party means double the guests, 60 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,332 and double the presents. 61 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,249 We're gonna fleece these suckers for all they're worth. 62 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,169 Uh, hey, Dad. 63 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,498 I was wondering, 64 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,924 do you think that DJ B‐Day is going to making a visit again this year? 65 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:57,264 ‐Who's DJ B‐Day? ‐Oh, he's the freshest, 66 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,350 illest, flyest MC around. 67 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,387 DJ B‐Day! Wikki‐wikki‐wikki‐wah! 68 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,602 Wikki‐wikki‐wikki why am I just hearing about this? 69 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,363 You know I have this party scheduled down to the minute. 70 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:15,145 Yeah, but DJ B‐Day's turned out 71 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,453 every birthday Owen's had since he was six. 72 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,867 He busts out the sickest freestyles with his partner, 73 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,326 Lil Birthday Boy. 74 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,286 You still want DJ B‐Day to come, right, buddy? 75 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,616 You're not too old for it? 76 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,831 (scoffs) Too old? For something we started when I was six? 77 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,254 Noooooo! (laughs) 78 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,263 I can't wait. Yay! 79 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,795 ♪ DJ B‐Day ♪ 80 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,465 Okay, we have 30 yeses. 81 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,270 Now, if they spend 20 dollars on each of us, 82 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,055 we can return everything and clear a cool six hundo each. 83 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,230 Ka‐ching! 84 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,070 What's wrong? You didn't ka‐ching with me. 85 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,026 It's just, this DJ B‐Day stuff, 86 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,067 it was fine when I was a little kid, 87 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,611 but the whole thing is sort of embarrassing 88 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,784 for the mature, adult man that I'm blossoming into. 89 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:06,124 So, tell Byron that you don't want to do it. 90 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,421 Who cares? We're rich! 91 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,415 I can't do that. It would crush him. 92 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,458 He looks forward to it every year. 93 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,513 Promise me you won't say anything. 94 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,177 Blair! (chuckles) B‐Town. 95 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,387 I couldn't help but notice 96 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,386 that all the kids got invitations to your big b‐day party, 97 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,139 and I was just wondering if you tried to give me one, 98 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,892 but I was away from my desk or something. 99 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,154 Oh, yeah. No. 100 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:34,106 I was pretty much just inviting students. 101 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,990 Right. Of course. 102 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,235 Duh. (laughs) 103 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,317 Okay. Well, anyway... 104 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,914 Just know I got nothing going on this weekend. 105 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,036 What a lonely, lonely man. 106 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,001 Hey, Ruth. Get my invite? 107 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,881 You bet. Wouldn't miss a fellow grade‐skipper's birthday! 108 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,547 Later. 109 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,219 I guess that's another 20 bucks each. 110 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,851 ‐(locker slams) ‐Bruh, are you serious? 111 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,559 Ruth Booth is coming to our party? 112 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,190 We just started hanging out. 113 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,607 We bonded over the fact that we both skipped a grade. 114 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,066 She's great. We're both into‐‐ 115 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:20,276 Don't try to sell me on Ruth "The Backstabber" Booth. 116 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,991 That's her middle name? 117 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,079 She was my best friend till fourth grade. 118 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,407 Then she moved up a grade, and ditched me. 119 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,582 So, I'd appreciate it if you uninvited her. 120 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,132 I can't betray a fellow grade‐skipper! 121 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:38,506 Ruth is the only girl who's ever "friend‐broken‐up" with me. 122 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,375 Look at this face. 123 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,430 I don't get dumped. I do the dumps. 124 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,524 And I don't want her at my birthday. 125 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,194 ‐She won't be at your birthday. ‐Thank you. 126 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,475 'Cause she'll be at my birthday. 127 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,437 Owen, you better watch your back, 128 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,901 because you just messed around and started a birthday war. 129 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,363 Joke's on you, fool. 130 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,534 I love a good birthday war. 131 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,663 ‐Good. Then it's decided. ‐It is. 132 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,541 Both: Birthday war! 133 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,208 ♪♪ 134 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,996 (audience cheering) 135 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,674 ♪♪ 136 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,434 P‐p‐party people, 137 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,466 I have "His" and "Her" and "Gender Neutral" 138 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:30,219 goodie bags for every‐‐ Whaaaat is this thing doing here? 139 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,023 I rented it. It's a big spinny thing 140 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,728 you can ride in. Isn't it cool? 141 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,728 ‐I got next. ‐I already called next. 142 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,271 Hey, no one has next. 143 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,994 I'm riding this thing till I black out! 144 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,525 It doesn't matter, anyway. 145 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,698 I've got to get ready to meet my new best friend: Ruth. 146 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,908 Shouldn't you be getting in your costume, Lil Birthday Boy? 147 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,000 Both: Birthday war! 148 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,245 Uh... (chuckles) 149 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,418 Honey? 150 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,460 Have you noticed any weirdness between the kids lately? 151 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,592 I honestly haven't been paying much attention to them 152 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,669 since the big spinny thing came. 153 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,094 I got a steal on this at the rental house 154 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,563 because someone got hurt on it at a different party. 155 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,675 Here's your horse, Mr. Blatt. 156 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,522 ‐(Byron chuckles) ‐Remember, you break it, you buy it. 157 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,398 No one asked for a horse. Why do we have a horse? 158 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,726 I got a steal on him because he bit a guy at another party. 159 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,363 His name is Pickles. 160 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,360 ‐Oh. ‐(doorbell rings) 161 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,662 ‐Make yourself at home, Pickles. ‐(Pickles neighs) 162 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,525 Oh. Hi! 163 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,164 I was trying to go to the movie theater, 164 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,211 but I must have written down the wrong address. 165 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,785 (gasps) Is there a party going on? 166 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,341 Come on in, Mr. Penworth. 167 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,585 Oh, hi, Ruth. It's been a while. 168 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,507 I know. I see you got a new husband. 169 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,506 Hope this one works out better. 170 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:49,338 I love you, spinny thing! 171 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,716 (sighs) Too soon to tell. 172 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,682 Honey, Ruth is here. You should go over and say hi. 173 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,694 Ugh, I don't want her here. 174 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,896 I'm so angry it's making me feel short of breath. 175 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:04,727 My arm is tingling. Am I too young and pretty to have a heart attack? 176 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,494 Well, I just checked out those symptoms, 177 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,778 and it says you're being ridiculous. 178 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,202 ‐You‐‐ ‐(foghorn blares) 179 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,741 (audience cheering) 180 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:19,044 Host: Okay, audience. You get to decide how Rachel helps Blair. 181 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,710 Lock in your vote. 182 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,339 Don't make me eat anything. 183 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,745 I'm just super excited on what's gonna happen, 184 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,213 and honestly, I'm not worrying about it. 185 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,553 What's gonna happen? 186 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:31,049 ‐The roar of the crowd is insane! ‐Woo! 187 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,892 And then you are gonna read your next line from your cell phone. 188 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,138 Okay. 189 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,850 Host: Votes are in. Now back to the scene. 190 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,520 Director: Let's roll, please. 191 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,730 Director: Action! 192 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,599 Well... 193 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,614 I just checked those symptoms and it says... 194 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:48,237 that your voice will probably be gone for the next few minutes. 195 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,860 But don't worry. I can hide behind you 196 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,324 and be your voice while you talk to your other guests. 197 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,200 Rachel: All right? So... 198 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,581 Which guest do you want to talk to first, over here? 199 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,753 Okay. 200 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,245 I'm Blair. I'm popular. 201 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,014 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 202 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,886 Hey, everybody, did you hear? My mom's the best. 203 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,716 She's... so pretty. 204 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:20,188 I got all my looks from my mom. 205 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,565 Boy, I am hungry. 206 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,066 I hope Byron brings that tray over. 207 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,699 I'm famished. 208 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,656 Oh, look at this! 209 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,366 Mm. You know what I crave right now? 210 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,868 Messy food. 211 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,910 And before I eat it, 212 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,544 I'm gonna grab a donut and smash it on my face. 213 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,627 ‐(audience laughs) ‐Mm. But in the front. 214 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,631 And harder. 215 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 (snickers) 216 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:57,182 Ooh, that's so good for my complexion I think I'll rub it all in. 217 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,020 Mm‐mm‐mm. 218 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,805 Oh, it's like natural powder! 219 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,850 Ooh, and what is that? A moisturizer over there? 220 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,524 That sour cream or whate‐‐ 221 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:10,243 Mm, let me moisturize. The powder can get drying. 222 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,735 Mm, I gotta moisturize. Mm. 223 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,157 ‐(laughs) ‐Rachel: Oh! 224 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,075 You know what looks better than this is those deviled eggs. 225 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,334 And I always eat them four at a time. 226 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,248 (audience laughing) 227 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,457 Watch, everybody! I can put four of 'em in my mouth! 228 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,708 (audience laughing) 229 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,125 Woo! Here we go! Mm. 230 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,761 Oh, yes! 231 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,337 ‐(audience laughing) ‐(Byron laughing) 232 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,257 (audience clapping) 233 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,812 That was good, Blair! 234 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,722 I feel like my voice is coming back. 235 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,564 Thanks for the kind words, Mom. 236 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,688 Hey, buddy. I got my over‐sized clock 237 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,320 and your funky cape. It's time for DJ B‐Day 238 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,237 and his partner, Lil Birthday Boy! 239 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,736 Awesome. 240 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,485 I'll be sure to get a front row seat. 241 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,042 You know, Dad, I'm really excited for DJ B‐Day, 242 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,090 but I'm a little worried that it might be a tough act to follow, 243 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,245 since it's so cool and everything. 244 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,764 That is a good point. 245 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,625 I guess I could do it after we cut the cake. 246 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,757 Cake cutting is promptly at 15:00 hours, 247 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,430 directly after the 10 minutes of gift opening 248 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,349 and before the seven minutes of video games. 249 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,017 As you were. 250 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,308 Aah! 251 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,647 That horse bit me! 252 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,606 Uh, let's get some ice on that. 253 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,028 You don't sue people, do you? 254 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,663 Hey, Owen. Happy birthday. 255 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,815 I see you got that horse that bites everybody. 256 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,334 Hi, Pickles! 257 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,326 ‐(Pickles neighs) ‐Oh, hey, Ruth. 258 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,958 I totally forgot you were coming to this party. 259 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,745 Probably because I have so many friends. 260 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,999 Ruth, will you excuse us? 261 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,673 What are you doing? 262 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,421 I told you I didn't want Ruth here in the first place. 263 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,844 But since she's here, she needs to know that without her, 264 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,893 I am thriving. 265 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,757 I just think you're jealous. 266 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:07,311 No, I'm mad, because you stabbed me in the back, just like Ruth. 267 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,980 You're supposed to be my step‐brother. 268 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,518 And you violated the step‐bro code. 269 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,072 There is no step‐bro code in times of Birthday War. 270 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,028 I can't believe how much blood I lost. 271 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,909 Hey, Byron. 272 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,986 Owen was just telling me how much he was hoping 273 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,371 you'd do that DJ B‐Day routine with him. 274 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,999 Right now? I thought he wanted to wait. 275 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,245 No. He said right now. 276 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,748 And he wants you to make sure 277 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,209 that everybody in the party is watching. 278 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,129 Especially Ruth Booth. 279 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,757 Well, all right. I'll go get my boom box. 280 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,800 Okay, Owen. 281 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,890 You ruin my birthday? 282 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,045 I ruin yours. 283 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,559 ‐(crashing) ‐(grunts) 284 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,306 (audience cheering, laughing) 285 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,519 Hi. 286 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,151 You are a champion trouper. 287 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,936 ‐There, I'll put some on my‐‐ ‐Feel good, right? 288 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,990 ♪♪ 289 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,909 ♪♪ 290 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,407 Yes, we have an unconscious adult male. 291 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,000 He was bitten by this jerk horse. 292 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,536 Yeah, Pickles. We have him this week. 293 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,673 So, Blair. 294 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,458 How've the last couple years been? 295 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,511 Fine. Great. Why? 296 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,465 Did Owen send you over here to rub it in my face? 297 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,296 ‐Rub what in your face? ‐Knock it off, Ruth. 298 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,263 You know what this is really about. 299 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,563 We used to be tight, and then you dumped me. 300 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,017 Well, it's your loss, sister. 301 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,895 Blair, you dumped me. 302 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,895 You stopped calling me after I skipped a grade. 303 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,318 You would never eat with me at lunch. 304 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,898 You didn't even invite me to your birthday parties anymore. 305 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,824 Well, I thought you wouldn't want to go 306 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,953 to a younger kid's party, and... 307 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,910 Wait a minute. 308 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,120 So you didn't want to stop being friends with me? 309 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,871 No. I thought you did. 310 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,672 I thought you were over me. 311 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,997 I wish you would have just said something. 312 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,506 ♪ Oops, I made a mistake ♪ 313 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,966 (music starts on boom box) 314 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,847 Oh, no. I've done something terrible. 315 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,018 Hey, hey, hey! 316 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,135 Boys and girls! 317 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,602 It's time for DJ B‐Day 318 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,943 in the house! (laughs) 319 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,821 ♪ My name is DJ B‐Day and I'm here to say ♪ 320 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,198 ♪ I love birthday parties in a major way ♪ 321 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,239 What is happening? 322 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,740 ♪ But before we get the cake and open the toys ♪ 323 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,123 ♪ Let me hear from my homie, Lil Birthday Boy ♪ 324 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,170 ♪ Come on up, Owen, Come on up, Owen ♪ 325 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,535 Owen's going to be the laughingstock of the entire school. 326 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,343 No, he won't. I will. 327 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,548 Hey, DJ B‐Day. Can I be your Lil Birthday Boy this year? 328 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,639 ‐Um, if it's okay with Owen. ‐Okay by me. Totally okay! 329 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,102 ♪ This is the coolest party in the town ♪ 330 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,518 ♪ Now Lil Birthday Boy, take it while I break it down ♪ 331 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,687 ♪ It's my birthday, and I'mma share it with you ♪ 332 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,105 ♪ It's fun to be with friends, both old and new ♪ 333 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,855 ♪ We got tons of cake and games to play ♪ 334 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,187 ♪ First, everyone scream, "Happy Birthday" ♪ 335 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,073 Byron, Rachel, Blair: ♪ Happy Birthday! ♪ 336 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,240 (Byron vocalizing) 337 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,200 (Byron, Rachel vocalizing) 338 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,792 Rachel: Ooh, get it. There it is. 339 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,963 Mmm. 340 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,174 (music stops) 341 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,965 (scattered clapping) 342 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,942 Pickles! 343 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,569 Woo! Great job, you two. 344 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,029 ‐Thanks. Sorry about your cake. ‐Aah. 345 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,159 Aw. That means we don't get our birthday wishes. 346 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,448 Well, tell me what your wishes were, and I'll see what I can do. 347 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,210 ‐(foghorn blares) ‐(audience cheering) 348 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,035 Okay. Okay, great. 349 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750 ‐Okay, thank you so much. ‐Host: Okay, everyone. 350 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,170 ‐What's the birthday wish going to be? ‐(bell dings 3 times) 351 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,260 Vote for your choice. 352 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,126 Man: Let's get 'em out, guys. 353 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,683 I was like, we're there. We did it. 354 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,177 There's only, like, five lines left in the whole script. 355 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,020 ‐Ramon: I know, right? ‐So now we're just like... 356 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,635 I hope they bring it hard. 357 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,891 I just didn't like their reaction when they saw 'em. 358 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,024 (imitates foghorn) 359 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,820 Bum, bum, bum. Ohhhh! 360 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,185 Owen has a new line of dialogue, okay? 361 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,573 You're gonna take a note out of your pocket and read it out loud. 362 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,820 Host: And now back to the scene. 363 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,161 ‐Director: Action! ‐Tell me what your wishes were and I'll see what I can do. 364 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,923 ‐One second. ‐(Blair laughs) 365 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,165 Well, I wrote down my birthday wish, so... 366 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,458 I'd have to‐‐ I'd have it on me 367 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,263 when I blew out my candles. 368 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,086 And what I really wanted this year 369 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,262 was for my dad to get a new haircut. 370 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,431 ‐(bell dings) ‐(Byron yells) 371 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,600 (audience laughing, clapping) 372 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,475 ‐(Blair laughing) ‐(audience cheering) 373 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,399 (laughing) 374 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,607 ‐Whatever you want, son. ‐Yes! Please. 375 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,199 ‐Dessert truck's here! ‐(door slams) 376 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,985 Sorry I'm late, Byron. Traffic was terrible. 377 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:17,290 Anyway, thank you for letting me use your son's birthday party 378 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,246 to launch my new side business: "Cakes 'N Cuts"! 379 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,749 ‐Let's get this going. ‐All: Yeah! 380 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,671 Owen: Yes! 381 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,757 ‐You see this good‐looking curl, son. ‐(Owen laughing) 382 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,885 ‐Now, what kind of cut do you want? ‐(foghorn blares) 383 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,557 ‐(Owen yelling) ‐(all laughing) 384 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:41,352 Host: Okay. This is the last vote. Big decision. 385 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,522 Lock in your choices. 386 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,231 (audience laughing) 387 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,612 Owen: Oh, my gosh. 388 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,485 Host: And let's go back to the scene. 389 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,909 ‐Director: Action! ‐The votes are in. 390 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,288 And I'm very proud to announce that the winner is: 391 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,957 ‐A Mohawk! ‐(bell dinging) 392 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,415 (audience cheering) 393 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,166 And don't worry, Byron. I'm not gonna cut your hair. 394 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,918 ‐He is. ‐What? 395 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,215 ‐(Byron laughing) ‐(Owen shrieks with laughter) 396 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,676 This is my barber. 397 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,506 Oh! It's my actual barber. 398 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,722 (audience cheering) 399 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,353 Give me a hug. 400 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,270 (rhythmic clapping) 401 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,361 (indistinct) 402 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,186 ‐(clapping increases) ‐(clippers whirring) 403 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,282 (chuckles nervously) 404 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,198 Oh, my gosh. 405 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,366 Just shave. Just go with it. 406 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,365 We don't have time. Go faster! 407 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,617 Do it fast, do it fast, do it fast, do it fast, Tyler. 408 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,121 ‐Take it up higher. ‐All: Yeah! 409 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,669 ‐Owen: Yeah! ‐Byron: Yeah! Yeah! 410 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,417 Blair, Owen: Higher, higher! 411 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,379 Audience (chanting): Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher! 412 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,759 (laughing) 413 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,509 Oh, my ears sticking out, aren't they? 414 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,930 I've got these big ol' ears. 415 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,008 I'm just rolling with it. I'm just rolling with it. 416 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,474 (laughing) 417 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,064 Aah! 418 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,809 I felt that one. (laughs) 419 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,305 ‐(Owen yells) ‐(Byron yells) 420 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,324 That looks good. 421 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,686 ‐(cheering) ‐Dessert Guy: Wow. 422 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,783 Don't you think it's only fair 423 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,819 that Rachel gets her hair cut, too? 424 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,953 ‐(Blair shrieks) ‐Yeah! 425 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,378 ‐You're not my barber, though. ‐Right this way. 426 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,128 (audience cheering, laughing) 427 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,088 Dessert Guy: All right. 428 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,219 (clippers whirring) 429 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,216 That's real loud. (giggles nervously) 430 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,968 All right, wait one sec. 431 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,889 Before she gets her hair cut, 432 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,928 I think we need to wash her hair. 433 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,102 ‐Let's bring out the dunk tank that we have back there. ‐What? 434 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,652 (audience cheering, clapping) 435 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,979 Oh, no. 436 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,112 Audience (chanting): Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! 437 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,400 Root beer! Root beer! Root beer! 438 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,704 ‐Root beer! ‐(cheering, applause) 439 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,948 Woo! 440 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,409 Dessert Guy: I should point out 441 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,119 that it is filled with root beer. 442 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,329 So, you're about to be part of a root beer float! 443 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,120 ‐(Byron laughing) Woo! ‐(audience cheering) 444 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,504 Woo‐hoo! 445 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,420 Each of you get a ball. 446 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,088 Audience (chanting): Dunk her! Dunk her! 447 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,706 Dunk her! Dunk her! 448 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,633 Dunk her! Dunk her! 449 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,971 ‐Dessert guy: All right. Do it. ‐Audience: Dunk her! Dunk her! 450 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,887 ‐(buzzer sounds) ‐Oh! So close! 451 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,682 ‐Dessert Guy: Owen. ‐Bad aim! Bad aim! 452 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,720 ‐(buzzer sounds) ‐Dessert Guy: Oh! 453 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,314 (Blair giggles) 454 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,438 ‐(buzzer sounds) ‐Owen: Oh! 455 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,766 ‐(crashing) ‐All: Oh! 456 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,943 I felt that. 457 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,320 Audience (chanting): Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! 458 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,568 You know what the first rule of show business is? 459 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,782 You can't let down the audience. 460 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,412 ‐(dinging) ‐(audience cheering) 461 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,832 Dessert Guy: Hmm. 462 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,421 (all clapping) 463 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,764 (laughing, clapping) 464 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,166 Dessert Guy: How does it taste? 465 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,804 Delicious! 466 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,890 (all cheering) 467 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,676 (Owen laughing) 468 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,353 That was awesome. 469 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,484 Blair, can I talk to you for a second? 470 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,480 Thanks for rescuing me from DJ B‐Day. 471 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,153 I don't get it, though. Why did you do something nice? 472 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,572 I thought we were at war. 473 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:23,570 This is the first and last time you will ever hear this. 474 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,914 I was... 475 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,949 ...wrong? 476 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,921 Kind of. Maybe. 477 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,455 I think I took the birthday war too far. 478 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,379 I should have just talked to Ruth about how I felt 479 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,337 instead of taking it out on you. 480 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,838 Birthday truce? 481 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,259 Birthday truce. 482 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,684 Well, I guess it's time for Lil Birthday Boy 483 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,808 to drop some truth bombs of his own. 484 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,516 ‐Dad? ‐Wikki‐wikki what, son? 485 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,609 We really need to talk about DJ B‐Day. 486 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,475 Are you bummed out you didn't get to do it this year? 487 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,482 ‐We could do it again. ‐No! 488 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,864 Dad... I think I've outgrown it. 489 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,617 Oh! 490 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,525 Thank you! 491 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,374 Oh! 492 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,539 I'm so tired of that corny routine! 493 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,538 ‐What? ‐I thought you loved it. 494 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,250 I thought you loved it! 495 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,500 Well, I guess... 496 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,632 here's to the end of DJ B‐Day. 497 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,380 And to the end of our show! 498 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,513 (audience cheering) 499 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,220 Tobie: You guys have been a terrific crowd! 500 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:30,101 ‐Woo! ‐(audience cheering) 501 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,153 What's up, what's up, what's up? 502 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,565 ♪♪ 503 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,114 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 504 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,566 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 505 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,583 ♪♪ 506 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,328 (audience cheering) 507 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,955 ♪♪ 508 00:22:55,005 --> 00:22:59,555 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37601

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