Original subtitles

Lainey: What an absolute triumph of an evening.

Genevieve: Thanks. Yeah, I'm so glad it all worked out.

Lainey: We can talk about your launch party!

I have so many ideas.

-Okay, I'm just gonna put my number in your phone. -Yes. Okay.

-Okay. -That would be amazing.

-Hey, Lainey, your car's here. -Now-- okay. Now you have it.

-Thank you. -All right, don't be a creep and stalk me.

-(laughs) I won't. -Seriously, Gen,

-we could murder together. -Genevieve: Yeah!

Oh my God, what a fucking idiot.

Also, her art was terrible.

Okay, give me this. Is this my car?

Yes. I'll get the door.

Can you do me a favor? Will you come to my apartment

tomorrow morning to water my plants?

-Yeah, of course. -Just, you know, not too early.

-What's too early? -I don't know. Whatever.

-Bye! -(phone chimes)

Oh shit.

(woman speaking indistinctly over driver's phone)

(turn signal clicking)

(brakes squeak)

-Why did we stop? -Driver: Another passenger.

Oh my God, I'm gonna fucking kill Neka.

-(sighs) -(door opens)

(door closes)

(woman continues indistinctly over driver's phone)

(driver speaks indistinctly)

Man: Hey, Lainey.

Oh my God.

(scoffs) This is crazy.

-Definitely not how I pictured this. -Yeah, no, me neither.

(woman continues indistinctly over driver's phone)

I don't know what to say.

You don't have to say anything. I'm getting out soon.

Oh, okay. Message received.

Driver: You two know each other?

Yeah.

(breathes deeply)

(turn signal clicking)

(breathes deeply)

(Lainey yawning loudly)

(sucking teeth)

-(clears throat) -(keypad clicking)

(sighs)

(sniffing)

(whimpers)

(sniffs)

-(radio static crackles) -(classical music plays)

("Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus playing)

♪...over you ♪

♪ Goodbye, horses ♪

♪ I'm flying, flying, flying... ♪

(à la Buffalo Bill): Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?

(song continues indistinctly)

(sighs)

Driver: My sister was a fat person.

(chuckling)

(sighs)

(song continues indistinctly)

I'm s... I'm sorry.

(à la Buffalo Bill): Would you fuck me?

-I'd fuck me. -(laughing)

I'd fuck me so hard.

(laughing)

(clears throat)

(Lainey giggling)

-(phone chimes) -You can drop me off anywhere.

(song continues indistinctly)

Okay.

(brakes squeak)

(tambourines jangling rhythmically)

-(woman chattering) -Hey! Hey!

-Man: Taji Krishna. -Woman: Taji Krishna.

What the fuck?

♪ I'm flying, flying, flying ♪

♪ Over you ♪

♪ Hoo-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Hoo-ooh-ooh ♪

(tambourines jingling, drums beating)

(suction hissing)

(man mumbling)

-Dental Hygienist: Open please. -Man: Uh-huh.

Okay.

-There you go. -Man: Yeah.

Get you cleaned off, sir.

-Okay, go ahead and rinse for me. -Man: All right.

-And give me one second. -Man: Mm-hmm.

Um, actually...

if, uh... if it's not too weird, uh...

would you like to have dinner with me some time?

Or lunch or coffee.

Or we could go for a walk.

-(sighs) -Uh, I promise I can keep up conversation

a little bit better when I don't, you know,

have stuff... in my mouth.

Uh, we could go floss shopping.

(laughs) I-I can't.

I-- I didn't wanna make things awkward.

-I'll call the doctor in. -Man: Uh, yeah, okay.

Can't blame me for trying.

Okay, I know I sound like a broken record,

but you gotta type "equals" before you put in your formula.

So, if I take the balance of the principle,

subtract the monthly in C11,

with the added interest calculation from D23,

well, then... you sunk your battleship.

Professor: This is important, guys.

-This calculation comes in everywhere. -(mouthing)

Renting, buying, mortgage calculations,

you know, Excel all day long.

This is important, basic stuff

like reading, writing, and arithmetic.

$7.99.

That's $95.21.

(sighs) Nena... (speaks Spanish)

Okay.

Hey, Dalia.

Do we need any wipes?

(Latin music playing over radio)

- Hola! -Hey, Dalia.

Nora: Dalia!

Hi, Dalia... (speaks Spanish)

-I'm gonna change it. -(speaks Spanish)

So, how was he?

(speaks Spanish)

I put on the music just so I could get some peace.

(Nora speaking Spanish)

On top of the microwave.

(Dalia speaks Spanish)

-Dalia: You learn anything good? -Uh, Mami has a crush.

-Dalia: What? -Mm-hmm.

-No, that's not true! -Tell me.

(laughs) She thinks he's super hot.

She laughs at all his jokes.

She thinks he's hilarious.

Nora: Shh! (speaks Spanish)

I could tell she wants to have sex with him, too.

-Dalia: Wait! -(speaks Spanish)

-Is he Jewish? Because Nora loves Jewish. -Minnie: Yeah, he is.

-(speaks Spanish) -Man: Nora!

-Nora! -Dalia: See what you did? You embarrassed her.

-Now, she's gonna go jump out a window. -She won't get too far.

We're on the first floor.

(Dalia sighs)

(speaks Spanish)

("In Another Life" by Sandro Perri playing)

(suction hissing)

(Nora murmuring)

Nora: Good.

Ooh-- It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's brave to be scared.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Donatella: I went to Michaels,

couldn't even spend a damn dollar.

All right, I was twisted, pissed.

He pissed me off, all right?

I'm ready to throw him the frig out.

(man speaking indistinctly)

Nora: Marco, stop it! Marco, no! That is it!

-You can't put him in one of those places. -What am I supposed to do?

(Dalia and Marco speak Spanish)

♪ And know how not to know ♪

♪ Just what that means ♪

Dalia: Nora.

(speaking Spanish)

♪ In another life ♪

-(suction squealing) -Nora: Okay. Good.

He wants me to shop for myself.

He's like, "Oh, go pick something out."

Like, you fucking pick something out for me.

(speaking Spanish)

Nora, you got a call. It sounds urgent.

(Nora sighs, speaks Spanish)

(Nora and Marco arguing in Spanish)

Professor: A third hundred set of shares of XYZ,

and then you decide to sell a hundred shares.

Which hundred shares did you sell?

Did you sell the cheapest...

-(lock clicks) -(TV plays indistinctly)

Where were you? You weren't in class today.

Get back over here, Minnie! Where were you?

(door slams)

And... what's additional cost?

Additional cost, I think, is chapter 20...

(Dalia sighs, mutters in Spanish)

Nora... (speaks Spanish)

♪ To flourish and without ♪

♪ Expansion or gain? ♪

♪ In another life ♪

♪ In another life... ♪

(indistinct chattering)

Peter?

Nora: Hi. Come back with me, please.

-How've you been? -Uh, I can't complain.

-How about you? -Good.

Okay, we'll get that out.

Yeah, much better.

I've been flossing.

You okay?

I'm fine.

(chair whirring)

(sighs)

Do you still want to?

Oh! Yeah. Uh,

I-I do still want to.

-Do you want to? -Maybe I give you my number.

Yeah, great. Great. Uh...

Yeah.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Gotta go. -Uh...

(sighing)

(TV playing indistinctly)

Nora: What are you doing? Gross.

-Thanks for staying in tonight, mami. -What?

No, I told you I was going out.

You know I have plans.

-Minnie: Ask Dalia! -I can't. I already asked Dalia, she said no.

Well, what the hell? I don't wanna stay in here with him alone.

-The whole night? -It's only for a couple of hours.

-Well, where you going? -I'm going out.

-Minnie: Out where? -Out to dinner.

-With who? -With a friend.

Minnie: You don't have friends. What are you talking about?

Minnie, please. He's a new friend.

-A new friend? -(smooches)

(speaking Spanish)

(slow jazz music playing)

-You look amazing. -Thank you.

Your dress is like, it's like it goes with your... with your tattoo.

It's like waves and...

Thank you. Actually, my daughter has the same one.

Oh? Uh, tell me about your daughter.

I didn't know you had a daughter.

Yeah, she's 19. Um...

-She's amazing. -Wait. You have a 19-year-old daughter?

-Unbelievable. (laughs) -That is. I don't think that math adds up.

Yeah, she is, um...

in school right now.

-Wow. -Yeah, we get along pretty well, which is good.

You don't see that too often.

-I'm impressed. -You?

No. I... I have

great admiration for people

who raise kids, especially in the city.

-It's like-- -Yeah, not easy.

-No. -Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Mm...

-Muy rico. -You speak Spanish?

Yeah. Sí . I actually, um...

I spent some time in the Dominican Republic

during my... my scuba days.

Mm.

Yo tengo familia en Santo Domingo,

pero soy cubana.

-Cuba? -Huh. I never scubaed in Cuba.

-(laughs) -Cuba didn't scuba.

It's just, uh... más vino?

The Guy: Hey! Hey! Hey!

-Get the treat! Get the treat! -(Fomo whines)

Come on! Get the treat!

-Okay, we'll work on that. -(honks)

-Hi, Piotr. -Yes!

-All right. -Come in!

-Thanks for picking me up on this nice night. -Yes.

Let's go. Party time.

Party time USA.

Man: That's too close. That's too high on the left side.

Man (on phone): How about now?

Um, that's too much.

Man (on phone): Okay, by lots or by a little bit?

Man: Um, maybe just a little bit.

-Okay, there, you got it! -Mm... mm-mm.

-That's not straight. -What?

-Man (on phone): Hello? -No, he was, like, holding the phone at, like, an angle,

so now the right side is...

-a little too high. -Man: Oh shit. Yeah, you're right.

-Woman: Mm-hmm. -What are you guys doing?

It's this app. It's called Be My Eyes. It connects...

Man (on phone): Who are you talking to?

...blind and low-vision people to...

see and volunteers to assist them visually.

Oh! Can I... Can I get a look at that?

-Man (on phone): Hello? -Uh, sure.

The Guy: I'd love to see how this works.

Man: Uh...

-Move the phone a bit to the left. -Man (on phone): Okay, okay.

-Man (on phone): How's this? -No, too far.

I mean, that's not centered on the wall.

I'm just saying, he might want it centered.

-Man (on phone): I want it centered. Yes, yes. -See?

-Can I see? -The Guy: Please drive!

-(panicked yelling) -Look at the road, bro!

Man: Seriously.

Man (on phone): Way too many voices!

-Can everyone just be quiet for a moment? -Yeah, we'll be quiet.

Man (on phone): Thank you.

Boris, just step forward a bit, take the picture.

Okay, now the nail is...

Oh. You got it. Uh, you don't need my help.

-Boris (on phone): Where's the hammer now? -Hammer's down...

Man: Just point your phone down there.

The Guy: Yeah, it's down on the left, man.

-Man: Yeah. -Boris: Where's the center of the wall

in relation to this thing?

Okay, you gotta go, uh, two palm-widths to the right.

-Boris: Here? -The Guy: No, a little to the left.

-Woman: Yeah! -Boris: Here?

-All: Yes! Yeah! Yeah! -Woman: That's it! Yes!

-Boris: Hammering it. -The Guy: Hammer it, bro, hammer.

-Aw! -(gasps)

No, no! No!

-Really? -Um...

-Do you have a charger, sir? -Uh, 'droid is good? 'Droid?

No. It's an iPhone.

Man, I was really at the edge of my seat there.

-He almost got it. -We'll never know.

The Guy: We'll never know.

You know, last week, I went through the...

drive-thru, uh, bank.

There was, uh,

uh...

"brill" on the keypad.

So, how's...

person driving through

that needs "brill"?

You know, you need to have your vision to drive, right?

Oh yeah, for sure.

Yeah, but not to go to the bank.

(laughing): I mean anybody can go to the bank, man.

-I mean, yeah. -(chuckles)

You know?

Oh! I get it! You mean, like, there was Br-- You said Braille?

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh!

-Oh, on the keypad! -On the keypad!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You got it. Yeah.

-I understand. -Sorry, my English is not so good.

-No, no, man. We got you now. -No, no. It wasn't that--

We didn't hear the braille part. Got you.

But the guy behind, the blind person

could be sitting in the back seat,

and then the driver, who can see,

can just pull up further, and the blind person

can use the keys.

-Piotr: Ah! -Absolutely.

-Piotr: Okay. -Woman: That makes sense.

-Piotr: Yeah, you're right. -The Guy: Yeah, that's it.

That's true.

I guess this guy...

could have a driver.

Right.

-(snickers) -Man: Yeah, just take a Lyft, man.

(laughing)

(all laughing)

I can pick the best ones for you, that's why I like it.

Yo, what happened to the little baggies?

Well, I figure fuck plastic, so, coming soon,

really cute little nug jars.

But for the moment, you have to provide the container.

(laughs) Sounds mad impractical.

It's not more impractical than carrying around

a bunch of pickles. Bling!

-(laughs) -I had too much

from my garden, so here you go.

-These are for me, man? -Yeah.

-Aw, appreciate it. -Yeah.

I figure I'm in an eco phase. I gotta go full tilt.

All right. Well, I mean, Earth's fucked anyway, but...

You know what? I've thought about that,

but consider the quantum reality where somewhere,

-maybe it's not. You know? -Uh-oh.

-Heyo! -Kinda is, but--

Yeah, you're right. It probably is,

but I do know for sure that I will have

some cute little nug jars for your weed.

-Thank you very much. -Thank you.

And thanks for the pickles. I love pickles.

-Who doesn't, baby? -(laughs)

(Marco speaking in Spanish)

Is everything okay?

-(Marco continuing) -Uh...

No, man. I'm sorry, you gotta go.

Okay. Okay, I get you.

-I'm super sorry about that. -Have a good one, man.

-I appreciate it. -The Guy: Yeah.

(Marco shouting in Spanish)

Peter: Instead of focusing on like keywords

and responding with a lot of spam that you don't need,

it's looking at the whole phrase,

the whole sequence of words,

which can yield very different results,

and you're still, of course, getting ads 'cause that's,

-you know, where the revenue comes from, but-- -(phone ringing)

-Oh shit. I gotta take this, I'm sorry. -Oh, yeah.

Well, did you put him in the shower?

It works. It calms him down.

She's-- I told you she's not around.

We had that conversation, Minnie.

-(men chattering) -(metallic rattling)

It's okay, it's not a problem. I'm coming home.

I'm coming home, and I said it's not a problem.

I don't wanna hear another word about it. I'm coming.

That's it. Bye.

(can rattling)

(traffic whooshing)

Hey, I'm sorry. I have to go.

-Oh, is everything okay? -Yeah, you know.

It's just family stuff.

Peter: Oh. Uh, of course.

-Thank you for today. -Uh, yeah.

Here, Sam? Thanks, man. I gotta run.

Well, uh, I'm sorry that you--

It was a nice talk. Thank you for dinner.

Yeah, oh no, I had, uh,

-I had such a great time. -Me, too.

Really, really very nice.

Oh, I ca-- I'm sorry, I just don't--

No, that's fine. That's totally fine. Um...

-Can I-- can I call you a car or... -Sure.

-Yeah. Um, let's see... -Yeah.

(door opens)

Peter?

-Yeah. -All right.

Let's go, Peter Pan.

Driver: Do you want some music?

-Yeah, sure. -Any requests?

Whatever you like is fine.

Driver: Okay.

(playing simple melody on recorder)

(sighs)

(continues playing)

-Wow. -(beating tambourine)

Can you put both hands on the wheel?

Yeah, well, I'm using my knees.

No, like, both hands on the wheel.

Yeah.

Yeah, look at that.

(playing tambourine)

Okay.

It's a whole technique.

-I see. -The knee technique.

(laughs) The knee technique.

You wanna try this one?

-(jangling) -Yeah, sure. (laughs)

-Wait, this is a tambourine? -Yeah, yeah!

(jangling)

Nora: Okay. Hands, please.

And you have-- Wait, what is that?

Look at this.

-(laughs) -The melodica. Do you know this?

Where you getting all this stuff?

(playing "Aquarius" from "Hair")

(laughs)

Nora: Is this from "Hair"?

(continues playing)

(thumping tambourine)

♪ Aquarius ♪

Yes!

-(jangling) -Both: Woo-hoo!

-Driver: Yeah! -(both laughing)

-Nora: Thanks a lot for the ride. -It was real awesome.

-(laughs) -You work on that knee technique, though.

Hey, Ms. Peter Pan,

you can say no, but...

can I buy your panties off you?

(scoffs)

(TV playing indistinctly)

(lock clicking)

What's going on? He's okay, he's okay.

-It's good now? -Yeah.

-It was intense though. -Ay, mija. Siempre es.

(sniffs)

It smells funny in here.

(both speaking Spanish)

(sighs)

-Minnie: So? -Hmm?

How was it?

(sighs)

You know, he went in for the kiss.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Don't say God's name in vain, Nena!

(speaks Spanish)

Stop with the God stuff, Mom.

-(sighs) -And?

-How was it? -It was...

None of your business. (laughs)

(sighs)

Well...

(water running)

-(water stops) -(sighs)

Don't look at me like that.

(speaks Spanish)

(sighs)

Marco, I went out with a patient tonight.

(giggles)

It was only for a drink,

and dinner, too, but he wouldn't stop talking.

-Habla que habla. Habla que habla. -Mm-hmm.

It wasn't...

It wasn't that bad.

I... I kinda liked it.

-Not him. -(Marco grunts)

But being out.

(grunts)

(speaking Spanish)

(grunting)

(speaking Spanish)

Hi, mami.

-(Minnie speaks) -(Nora speaks)

-Te quiero. -Okay. (speaks Spanish)

Love you, Pops. (sighs)

Minnie: You drive me crazy.

(kisses)

Marco...

(laughs)

I gave the cab driver my panties tonight.

(both laugh)

("Everyday" by Weyes Blood playing)

♪ Wake up, baby ♪

♪ It's gettin' late now ♪

♪ Fell so hard like I always do ♪

♪ I'm so scared of being alone, it's true ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ I see you everyday ♪

♪ But that's not enough, I got this seeker ♪

♪ Running along a lonely line ♪

♪ Always trying to make ♪

♪ My keeper mine ♪

♪ It gets me every time ♪

♪ And then again ♪

♪ I might be falling down ♪

♪ Sailing off on the ships to nowhere ♪

♪ Got a lot of things to clear away ♪

♪ Got a lot of years of bad love ♪

♪ To make okay ♪

♪ It gets me everyday ♪

♪ And then again ♪

♪ It might just be me ♪

♪ Then again ♪

♪ Love's not easy ♪

♪ Bah, bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah ♪

♪ I need love everyday ♪

♪ I need... ♪