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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,933 --> 00:00:07,808 Lainey: What an absolute triumph of an evening. 2 00:00:07,891 --> 00:00:09,474 Genevieve: Thanks. Yeah, I'm so glad it all worked out. 3 00:00:09,557 --> 00:00:11,140 Lainey: We can talk about your launch party! 4 00:00:11,224 --> 00:00:12,808 I have so many ideas. 5 00:00:12,891 --> 00:00:15,641 -Okay, I'm just gonna put my number in your phone. -Yes. Okay. 6 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,683 -Okay. -That would be amazing. 7 00:00:17,766 --> 00:00:20,891 -Hey, Lainey, your car's here. -Now-- okay. Now you have it. 8 00:00:20,974 --> 00:00:23,516 -Thank you. -All right, don't be a creep and stalk me. 9 00:00:23,599 --> 00:00:25,140 -(laughs) I won't. -Seriously, Gen, 10 00:00:25,224 --> 00:00:27,891 -we could murder together. -Genevieve: Yeah! 11 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,516 Oh my God, what a fucking idiot. 12 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:32,391 Also, her art was terrible. 13 00:00:32,474 --> 00:00:35,015 Okay, give me this. Is this my car? 14 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:36,766 Yes. I'll get the door. 15 00:00:36,849 --> 00:00:39,265 Can you do me a favor? Will you come to my apartment 16 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:40,891 tomorrow morning to water my plants? 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,641 -Yeah, of course. -Just, you know, not too early. 18 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:47,099 -What's too early? -I don't know. Whatever. 19 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:51,140 -Bye! -(phone chimes) 20 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:52,891 Oh shit. 21 00:00:52,974 --> 00:00:56,265 (woman speaking indistinctly over driver's phone) 22 00:01:01,808 --> 00:01:03,933 (turn signal clicking) 23 00:01:04,015 --> 00:01:06,140 (brakes squeak) 24 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,432 -Why did we stop? -Driver: Another passenger. 25 00:01:11,516 --> 00:01:13,974 Oh my God, I'm gonna fucking kill Neka. 26 00:01:15,307 --> 00:01:16,974 -(sighs) -(door opens) 27 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,391 (door closes) 28 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:25,432 (woman continues indistinctly over driver's phone) 29 00:01:25,516 --> 00:01:26,974 (driver speaks indistinctly) 30 00:01:32,683 --> 00:01:34,641 Man: Hey, Lainey. 31 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,224 Oh my God. 32 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:46,391 (scoffs) This is crazy. 33 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:50,557 -Definitely not how I pictured this. -Yeah, no, me neither. 34 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,474 (woman continues indistinctly over driver's phone) 35 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:04,307 I don't know what to say. 36 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,265 You don't have to say anything. I'm getting out soon. 37 00:02:06,349 --> 00:02:08,683 Oh, okay. Message received. 38 00:02:11,182 --> 00:02:13,391 Driver: You two know each other? 39 00:02:18,391 --> 00:02:19,683 Yeah. 40 00:02:25,015 --> 00:02:28,182 (breathes deeply) 41 00:02:30,516 --> 00:02:32,683 (turn signal clicking) 42 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:37,182 (breathes deeply) 43 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:49,683 (Lainey yawning loudly) 44 00:02:49,766 --> 00:02:52,724 (sucking teeth) 45 00:02:58,015 --> 00:03:00,391 -(clears throat) -(keypad clicking) 46 00:03:12,349 --> 00:03:14,599 (sighs) 47 00:03:16,099 --> 00:03:18,432 (sniffing) 48 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:23,516 (whimpers) 49 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:24,766 (sniffs) 50 00:03:36,474 --> 00:03:39,099 -(radio static crackles) -(classical music plays) 51 00:03:39,182 --> 00:03:42,349 ("Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus playing) 52 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:43,849 ♪...over you ♪ 53 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:48,265 ♪ Goodbye, horses ♪ 54 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:51,099 ♪ I'm flying, flying, flying... ♪ 55 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:54,474 (à la Buffalo Bill): Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person? 56 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,474 (song continues indistinctly) 57 00:04:11,349 --> 00:04:13,683 (sighs) 58 00:04:20,766 --> 00:04:23,599 Driver: My sister was a fat person. 59 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:32,182 (chuckling) 60 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,140 (sighs) 61 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,557 (song continues indistinctly) 62 00:04:53,182 --> 00:04:56,182 I'm s... I'm sorry. 63 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,724 (à la Buffalo Bill): Would you fuck me? 64 00:05:09,808 --> 00:05:12,516 -I'd fuck me. -(laughing) 65 00:05:13,557 --> 00:05:15,474 I'd fuck me so hard. 66 00:05:15,557 --> 00:05:18,683 (laughing) 67 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,057 (clears throat) 68 00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:23,391 (Lainey giggling) 69 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:25,933 -(phone chimes) -You can drop me off anywhere. 70 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,849 (song continues indistinctly) 71 00:05:34,265 --> 00:05:35,683 Okay. 72 00:05:35,766 --> 00:05:37,474 (brakes squeak) 73 00:05:37,557 --> 00:05:40,766 (tambourines jangling rhythmically) 74 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:48,891 -(woman chattering) -Hey! Hey! 75 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:53,808 -Man: Taji Krishna. -Woman: Taji Krishna. 76 00:05:58,182 --> 00:06:00,182 What the fuck? 77 00:06:00,265 --> 00:06:01,182 ♪ ♪ 78 00:06:01,265 --> 00:06:03,808 ♪ I'm flying, flying, flying ♪ 79 00:06:03,891 --> 00:06:08,182 ♪ Over you ♪ 80 00:06:08,265 --> 00:06:12,099 ♪ Hoo-ooh-ooh ♪ 81 00:06:12,182 --> 00:06:14,099 ♪ Hoo-ooh-ooh ♪ 82 00:06:15,891 --> 00:06:19,099 (tambourines jingling, drums beating) 83 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:24,224 (suction hissing) 84 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,474 (man mumbling) 85 00:06:27,557 --> 00:06:30,057 -Dental Hygienist: Open please. -Man: Uh-huh. 86 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,140 Okay. 87 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:35,683 -There you go. -Man: Yeah. 88 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:37,974 Get you cleaned off, sir. 89 00:06:39,516 --> 00:06:42,307 -Okay, go ahead and rinse for me. -Man: All right. 90 00:06:43,766 --> 00:06:45,808 -And give me one second. -Man: Mm-hmm. 91 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:50,683 Um, actually... 92 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:54,891 if, uh... if it's not too weird, uh... 93 00:06:54,974 --> 00:06:57,683 would you like to have dinner with me some time? 94 00:06:58,849 --> 00:07:00,683 Or lunch or coffee. 95 00:07:00,766 --> 00:07:02,099 Or we could go for a walk. 96 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:05,307 -(sighs) -Uh, I promise I can keep up conversation 97 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,015 a little bit better when I don't, you know, 98 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:09,307 have stuff... in my mouth. 99 00:07:10,683 --> 00:07:12,891 Uh, we could go floss shopping. 100 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,057 (laughs) I-I can't. 101 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:17,432 I-- I didn't wanna make things awkward. 102 00:07:17,516 --> 00:07:20,015 -I'll call the doctor in. -Man: Uh, yeah, okay. 103 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:21,683 Can't blame me for trying. 104 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:25,766 Okay, I know I sound like a broken record, 105 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:29,349 but you gotta type "equals" before you put in your formula. 106 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,683 So, if I take the balance of the principle, 107 00:07:31,766 --> 00:07:33,557 subtract the monthly in C11, 108 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:36,099 with the added interest calculation from D23, 109 00:07:36,182 --> 00:07:39,474 well, then... you sunk your battleship. 110 00:07:40,057 --> 00:07:41,474 Professor: This is important, guys. 111 00:07:41,557 --> 00:07:43,265 -This calculation comes in everywhere. -(mouthing) 112 00:07:43,349 --> 00:07:46,265 Renting, buying, mortgage calculations, 113 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:49,265 you know, Excel all day long. 114 00:07:49,349 --> 00:07:50,808 This is important, basic stuff 115 00:07:50,891 --> 00:07:52,808 like reading, writing, and arithmetic. 116 00:07:56,224 --> 00:07:57,933 $7.99. 117 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:02,766 That's $95.21. 118 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:06,099 (sighs) Nena... (speaks Spanish) 119 00:08:08,683 --> 00:08:10,265 Okay. 120 00:08:13,224 --> 00:08:14,599 Hey, Dalia. 121 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:17,307 Do we need any wipes? 122 00:08:17,391 --> 00:08:20,224 (Latin music playing over radio) 123 00:08:20,307 --> 00:08:22,557 - Hola! -Hey, Dalia. 124 00:08:23,349 --> 00:08:25,015 Nora: Dalia! 125 00:08:25,974 --> 00:08:28,349 Hi, Dalia... (speaks Spanish) 126 00:08:28,432 --> 00:08:31,224 -I'm gonna change it. -(speaks Spanish) 127 00:08:32,307 --> 00:08:34,057 So, how was he? 128 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,391 (speaks Spanish) 129 00:08:38,224 --> 00:08:40,182 I put on the music just so I could get some peace. 130 00:08:40,265 --> 00:08:42,516 (Nora speaking Spanish) 131 00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:44,391 On top of the microwave. 132 00:08:45,265 --> 00:08:46,808 (Dalia speaks Spanish) 133 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:50,265 -Dalia: You learn anything good? -Uh, Mami has a crush. 134 00:08:50,349 --> 00:08:51,766 -Dalia: What? -Mm-hmm. 135 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:54,265 -No, that's not true! -Tell me. 136 00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:56,808 (laughs) She thinks he's super hot. 137 00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:59,099 She laughs at all his jokes. 138 00:08:59,182 --> 00:09:00,516 She thinks he's hilarious. 139 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,349 Nora: Shh! (speaks Spanish) 140 00:09:03,099 --> 00:09:04,724 I could tell she wants to have sex with him, too. 141 00:09:04,808 --> 00:09:06,432 -Dalia: Wait! -(speaks Spanish) 142 00:09:06,516 --> 00:09:09,015 -Is he Jewish? Because Nora loves Jewish. -Minnie: Yeah, he is. 143 00:09:09,099 --> 00:09:11,099 -(speaks Spanish) -Man: Nora! 144 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:14,057 -Nora! -Dalia: See what you did? You embarrassed her. 145 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,683 -Now, she's gonna go jump out a window. -She won't get too far. 146 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:18,307 We're on the first floor. 147 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:21,933 (Dalia sighs) 148 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:27,140 (speaks Spanish) 149 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,432 ("In Another Life" by Sandro Perri playing) 150 00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:40,265 (suction hissing) 151 00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:41,683 (Nora murmuring) 152 00:09:43,641 --> 00:09:44,974 Nora: Good. 153 00:09:46,599 --> 00:09:48,974 Ooh-- It's okay. It's okay. 154 00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:50,808 It's okay. It's brave to be scared. 155 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,641 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 156 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,057 Donatella: I went to Michaels, 157 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,474 couldn't even spend a damn dollar. 158 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:56,891 All right, I was twisted, pissed. 159 00:09:56,974 --> 00:09:58,307 He pissed me off, all right? 160 00:09:58,391 --> 00:09:59,766 I'm ready to throw him the frig out. 161 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,391 (man speaking indistinctly) 162 00:10:01,474 --> 00:10:04,641 Nora: Marco, stop it! Marco, no! That is it! 163 00:10:05,349 --> 00:10:08,599 -You can't put him in one of those places. -What am I supposed to do? 164 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:11,766 (Dalia and Marco speak Spanish) 165 00:10:11,849 --> 00:10:14,724 ♪ And know how not to know ♪ 166 00:10:14,808 --> 00:10:17,140 ♪ Just what that means ♪ 167 00:10:21,265 --> 00:10:22,641 Dalia: Nora. 168 00:10:23,683 --> 00:10:25,349 (speaking Spanish) 169 00:10:28,557 --> 00:10:31,974 ♪ In another life ♪ 170 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:34,683 -(suction squealing) -Nora: Okay. Good. 171 00:10:37,099 --> 00:10:38,224 He wants me to shop for myself. 172 00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:39,557 He's like, "Oh, go pick something out." 173 00:10:39,641 --> 00:10:41,391 Like, you fucking pick something out for me. 174 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,015 (speaking Spanish) 175 00:10:45,057 --> 00:10:47,516 Nora, you got a call. It sounds urgent. 176 00:10:47,599 --> 00:10:49,516 (Nora sighs, speaks Spanish) 177 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:55,557 (Nora and Marco arguing in Spanish) 178 00:10:56,683 --> 00:10:58,974 Professor: A third hundred set of shares of XYZ, 179 00:10:59,057 --> 00:11:00,933 and then you decide to sell a hundred shares. 180 00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:02,766 Which hundred shares did you sell? 181 00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:04,349 Did you sell the cheapest... 182 00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:06,808 -(lock clicks) -(TV plays indistinctly) 183 00:11:06,891 --> 00:11:09,724 Where were you? You weren't in class today. 184 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:12,557 Get back over here, Minnie! Where were you? 185 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:15,891 (door slams) 186 00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:19,140 And... what's additional cost? 187 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:22,599 Additional cost, I think, is chapter 20... 188 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,432 (Dalia sighs, mutters in Spanish) 189 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,891 Nora... (speaks Spanish) 190 00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:36,307 ♪ To flourish and without ♪ 191 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:39,265 ♪ Expansion or gain? ♪ 192 00:11:41,974 --> 00:11:45,265 ♪ In another life ♪ 193 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,849 ♪ In another life... ♪ 194 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:55,432 (indistinct chattering) 195 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,265 Peter? 196 00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:00,766 Nora: Hi. Come back with me, please. 197 00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:04,182 -How've you been? -Uh, I can't complain. 198 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,057 -How about you? -Good. 199 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,516 Okay, we'll get that out. 200 00:12:08,599 --> 00:12:10,724 Yeah, much better. 201 00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,474 I've been flossing. 202 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,974 You okay? 203 00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:24,099 I'm fine. 204 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,265 (chair whirring) 205 00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:33,432 (sighs) 206 00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:42,015 Do you still want to? 207 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,099 Oh! Yeah. Uh, 208 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,391 I-I do still want to. 209 00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:51,057 -Do you want to? -Maybe I give you my number. 210 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:53,849 Yeah, great. Great. Uh... 211 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,641 Yeah. 212 00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,015 -Okay. -Okay. 213 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:01,057 -Gotta go. -Uh... 214 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:07,724 (sighing) 215 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,099 (TV playing indistinctly) 216 00:13:14,182 --> 00:13:15,516 Nora: What are you doing? Gross. 217 00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:17,557 -Thanks for staying in tonight, mami. -What? 218 00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:19,432 No, I told you I was going out. 219 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:21,099 You know I have plans. 220 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:24,057 -Minnie: Ask Dalia! -I can't. I already asked Dalia, she said no. 221 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:26,849 Well, what the hell? I don't wanna stay in here with him alone. 222 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:30,224 -The whole night? -It's only for a couple of hours. 223 00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:32,099 -Well, where you going? -I'm going out. 224 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,933 -Minnie: Out where? -Out to dinner. 225 00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,933 -With who? -With a friend. 226 00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:40,349 Minnie: You don't have friends. What are you talking about? 227 00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:42,432 Minnie, please. He's a new friend. 228 00:13:42,516 --> 00:13:44,891 -A new friend? -(smooches) 229 00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:48,516 (speaking Spanish) 230 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:54,140 (slow jazz music playing) 231 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,974 -You look amazing. -Thank you. 232 00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:59,474 Your dress is like, it's like it goes with your... with your tattoo. 233 00:13:59,557 --> 00:14:01,474 It's like waves and... 234 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,516 Thank you. Actually, my daughter has the same one. 235 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:07,808 Oh? Uh, tell me about your daughter. 236 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,641 I didn't know you had a daughter. 237 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,015 Yeah, she's 19. Um... 238 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:14,683 -She's amazing. -Wait. You have a 19-year-old daughter? 239 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,891 -Unbelievable. (laughs) -That is. I don't think that math adds up. 240 00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:20,474 Yeah, she is, um... 241 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,474 in school right now. 242 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,516 -Wow. -Yeah, we get along pretty well, which is good. 243 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,933 You don't see that too often. 244 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:30,307 -I'm impressed. -You? 245 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,391 No. I... I have 246 00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,057 great admiration for people 247 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,182 who raise kids, especially in the city. 248 00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:37,516 -It's like-- -Yeah, not easy. 249 00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,265 -No. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 250 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,724 Mm... 251 00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:50,599 -Muy rico. -You speak Spanish? 252 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,808 Yeah. Sí . I actually, um... 253 00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:55,599 I spent some time in the Dominican Republic 254 00:14:55,683 --> 00:14:58,557 during my... my scuba days. 255 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,140 Mm. 256 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,057 Yo tengo familia en Santo Domingo, 257 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,265 pero soy cubana. 258 00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:08,891 -Cuba? -Huh. I never scubaed in Cuba. 259 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,891 -(laughs) -Cuba didn't scuba. 260 00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:15,307 It's just, uh... más vino? 261 00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:21,265 The Guy: Hey! Hey! Hey! 262 00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,766 -Get the treat! Get the treat! -(Fomo whines) 263 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:26,015 Come on! Get the treat! 264 00:15:28,391 --> 00:15:31,432 -Okay, we'll work on that. -(honks) 265 00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:38,683 -Hi, Piotr. -Yes! 266 00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:40,808 -All right. -Come in! 267 00:15:43,432 --> 00:15:46,224 -Thanks for picking me up on this nice night. -Yes. 268 00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:48,516 Let's go. Party time. 269 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,808 Party time USA. 270 00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:54,182 Man: That's too close. That's too high on the left side. 271 00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:56,307 Man (on phone): How about now? 272 00:15:57,599 --> 00:15:59,808 Um, that's too much. 273 00:15:59,891 --> 00:16:02,599 Man (on phone): Okay, by lots or by a little bit? 274 00:16:02,683 --> 00:16:04,766 Man: Um, maybe just a little bit. 275 00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:07,474 -Okay, there, you got it! -Mm... mm-mm. 276 00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:10,099 -That's not straight. -What? 277 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:13,432 -Man (on phone): Hello? -No, he was, like, holding the phone at, like, an angle, 278 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:16,933 so now the right side is... 279 00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:19,349 -a little too high. -Man: Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. 280 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,391 -Woman: Mm-hmm. -What are you guys doing? 281 00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:23,140 It's this app. It's called Be My Eyes. It connects... 282 00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:24,599 Man (on phone): Who are you talking to? 283 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,182 ...blind and low-vision people to... 284 00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:29,933 see and volunteers to assist them visually. 285 00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:32,808 Oh! Can I... Can I get a look at that? 286 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,974 -Man (on phone): Hello? -Uh, sure. 287 00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:37,265 The Guy: I'd love to see how this works. 288 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,974 Man: Uh... 289 00:16:40,057 --> 00:16:42,432 -Move the phone a bit to the left. -Man (on phone): Okay, okay. 290 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:44,349 -Man (on phone): How's this? -No, too far. 291 00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:47,015 I mean, that's not centered on the wall. 292 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,057 I'm just saying, he might want it centered. 293 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,265 -Man (on phone): I want it centered. Yes, yes. -See? 294 00:16:52,349 --> 00:16:53,891 -Can I see? -The Guy: Please drive! 295 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:55,599 -(panicked yelling) -Look at the road, bro! 296 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:56,808 Man: Seriously. 297 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,516 Man (on phone): Way too many voices! 298 00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:00,849 -Can everyone just be quiet for a moment? -Yeah, we'll be quiet. 299 00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,140 Man (on phone): Thank you. 300 00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:04,724 Boris, just step forward a bit, take the picture. 301 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,766 Okay, now the nail is... 302 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:10,641 Oh. You got it. Uh, you don't need my help. 303 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,432 -Boris (on phone): Where's the hammer now? -Hammer's down... 304 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,766 Man: Just point your phone down there. 305 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:18,182 The Guy: Yeah, it's down on the left, man. 306 00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:20,349 -Man: Yeah. -Boris: Where's the center of the wall 307 00:17:20,432 --> 00:17:21,891 in relation to this thing? 308 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,766 Okay, you gotta go, uh, two palm-widths to the right. 309 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,683 -Boris: Here? -The Guy: No, a little to the left. 310 00:17:27,766 --> 00:17:29,140 -Woman: Yeah! -Boris: Here? 311 00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:31,808 -All: Yes! Yeah! Yeah! -Woman: That's it! Yes! 312 00:17:31,891 --> 00:17:34,224 -Boris: Hammering it. -The Guy: Hammer it, bro, hammer. 313 00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:35,557 -Aw! -(gasps) 314 00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:36,683 No, no! No! 315 00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:39,307 -Really? -Um... 316 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,557 -Do you have a charger, sir? -Uh, 'droid is good? 'Droid? 317 00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:45,224 No. It's an iPhone. 318 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:47,307 Man, I was really at the edge of my seat there. 319 00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:49,724 -He almost got it. -We'll never know. 320 00:17:49,808 --> 00:17:51,683 The Guy: We'll never know. 321 00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:55,849 You know, last week, I went through the... 322 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:58,557 drive-thru, uh, bank. 323 00:17:58,641 --> 00:18:00,974 There was, uh, 324 00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,349 uh... 325 00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:04,599 "brill" on the keypad. 326 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,474 So, how's... 327 00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:11,891 person driving through 328 00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:14,140 that needs "brill"? 329 00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:17,891 You know, you need to have your vision to drive, right? 330 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,974 Oh yeah, for sure. 331 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,099 Yeah, but not to go to the bank. 332 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,849 (laughing): I mean anybody can go to the bank, man. 333 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:27,849 -I mean, yeah. -(chuckles) 334 00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,516 You know? 335 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:33,808 Oh! I get it! You mean, like, there was Br-- You said Braille? 336 00:18:33,891 --> 00:18:36,432 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh! 337 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,391 -Oh, on the keypad! -On the keypad! 338 00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,265 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You got it. Yeah. 339 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,265 -I understand. -Sorry, my English is not so good. 340 00:18:43,349 --> 00:18:45,432 -No, no, man. We got you now. -No, no. It wasn't that-- 341 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,683 We didn't hear the braille part. Got you. 342 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:49,974 But the guy behind, the blind person 343 00:18:50,057 --> 00:18:51,557 could be sitting in the back seat, 344 00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,057 and then the driver, who can see, 345 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:55,265 can just pull up further, and the blind person 346 00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:56,724 can use the keys. 347 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:58,432 -Piotr: Ah! -Absolutely. 348 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,516 -Piotr: Okay. -Woman: That makes sense. 349 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,766 -Piotr: Yeah, you're right. -The Guy: Yeah, that's it. 350 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:04,224 That's true. 351 00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:08,724 I guess this guy... 352 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,808 could have a driver. 353 00:19:12,891 --> 00:19:14,516 Right. 354 00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:17,933 -(snickers) -Man: Yeah, just take a Lyft, man. 355 00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:22,015 (laughing) 356 00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:26,683 (all laughing) 357 00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:42,974 I can pick the best ones for you, that's why I like it. 358 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,391 Yo, what happened to the little baggies? 359 00:19:45,474 --> 00:19:48,599 Well, I figure fuck plastic, so, coming soon, 360 00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,224 really cute little nug jars. 361 00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:52,808 But for the moment, you have to provide the container. 362 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,724 (laughs) Sounds mad impractical. 363 00:19:54,808 --> 00:19:56,683 It's not more impractical than carrying around 364 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,307 a bunch of pickles. Bling! 365 00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:01,516 -(laughs) -I had too much 366 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,766 from my garden, so here you go. 367 00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:06,265 -These are for me, man? -Yeah. 368 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,015 -Aw, appreciate it. -Yeah. 369 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:11,015 I figure I'm in an eco phase. I gotta go full tilt. 370 00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:14,641 All right. Well, I mean, Earth's fucked anyway, but... 371 00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:16,265 You know what? I've thought about that, 372 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,683 but consider the quantum reality where somewhere, 373 00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:21,224 -maybe it's not. You know? -Uh-oh. 374 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,766 -Heyo! -Kinda is, but-- 375 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,641 Yeah, you're right. It probably is, 376 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,391 but I do know for sure that I will have 377 00:20:27,474 --> 00:20:29,516 some cute little nug jars for your weed. 378 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,933 -Thank you very much. -Thank you. 379 00:20:32,349 --> 00:20:34,891 And thanks for the pickles. I love pickles. 380 00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:37,474 -Who doesn't, baby? -(laughs) 381 00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:40,849 (Marco speaking in Spanish) 382 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,474 Is everything okay? 383 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:47,557 -(Marco continuing) -Uh... 384 00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:49,182 No, man. I'm sorry, you gotta go. 385 00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:51,140 Okay. Okay, I get you. 386 00:20:51,808 --> 00:20:54,391 -I'm super sorry about that. -Have a good one, man. 387 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,683 -I appreciate it. -The Guy: Yeah. 388 00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:59,724 (Marco shouting in Spanish) 389 00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:02,099 Peter: Instead of focusing on like keywords 390 00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:05,349 and responding with a lot of spam that you don't need, 391 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,683 it's looking at the whole phrase, 392 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,224 the whole sequence of words, 393 00:21:09,307 --> 00:21:11,474 which can yield very different results, 394 00:21:11,557 --> 00:21:14,099 and you're still, of course, getting ads 'cause that's, 395 00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:17,307 -you know, where the revenue comes from, but-- -(phone ringing) 396 00:21:17,391 --> 00:21:20,182 -Oh shit. I gotta take this, I'm sorry. -Oh, yeah. 397 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,516 Well, did you put him in the shower? 398 00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:29,140 It works. It calms him down. 399 00:21:30,182 --> 00:21:31,641 She's-- I told you she's not around. 400 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,474 We had that conversation, Minnie. 401 00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:35,557 -(men chattering) -(metallic rattling) 402 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:38,641 It's okay, it's not a problem. I'm coming home. 403 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:42,391 I'm coming home, and I said it's not a problem. 404 00:21:42,474 --> 00:21:44,516 I don't wanna hear another word about it. I'm coming. 405 00:21:45,557 --> 00:21:47,015 That's it. Bye. 406 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,265 (can rattling) 407 00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:03,516 (traffic whooshing) 408 00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:18,474 Hey, I'm sorry. I have to go. 409 00:22:18,557 --> 00:22:20,557 -Oh, is everything okay? -Yeah, you know. 410 00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,432 It's just family stuff. 411 00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:24,683 Peter: Oh. Uh, of course. 412 00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:26,599 -Thank you for today. -Uh, yeah. 413 00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:29,391 Here, Sam? Thanks, man. I gotta run. 414 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:37,140 Well, uh, I'm sorry that you-- 415 00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:39,140 It was a nice talk. Thank you for dinner. 416 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,683 Yeah, oh no, I had, uh, 417 00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:42,933 -I had such a great time. -Me, too. 418 00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:45,057 Really, really very nice. 419 00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:47,766 Oh, I ca-- I'm sorry, I just don't-- 420 00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:50,599 No, that's fine. That's totally fine. Um... 421 00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:54,182 -Can I-- can I call you a car or... -Sure. 422 00:22:54,265 --> 00:22:57,015 -Yeah. Um, let's see... -Yeah. 423 00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:58,724 (door opens) 424 00:23:01,349 --> 00:23:02,808 Peter? 425 00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:04,891 -Yeah. -All right. 426 00:23:05,307 --> 00:23:07,307 Let's go, Peter Pan. 427 00:23:16,099 --> 00:23:18,140 Driver: Do you want some music? 428 00:23:18,641 --> 00:23:21,641 -Yeah, sure. -Any requests? 429 00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:24,891 Whatever you like is fine. 430 00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,349 Driver: Okay. 431 00:23:29,265 --> 00:23:32,474 (playing simple melody on recorder) 432 00:23:36,808 --> 00:23:38,516 (sighs) 433 00:23:44,265 --> 00:23:46,432 (continues playing) 434 00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:52,683 -Wow. -(beating tambourine) 435 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,557 Can you put both hands on the wheel? 436 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,432 Yeah, well, I'm using my knees. 437 00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:58,557 No, like, both hands on the wheel. 438 00:23:58,641 --> 00:24:00,057 Yeah. 439 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,766 Yeah, look at that. 440 00:24:01,849 --> 00:24:03,724 (playing tambourine) 441 00:24:03,808 --> 00:24:05,099 Okay. 442 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,766 It's a whole technique. 443 00:24:06,849 --> 00:24:09,307 -I see. -The knee technique. 444 00:24:09,391 --> 00:24:11,849 (laughs) The knee technique. 445 00:24:12,349 --> 00:24:13,933 You wanna try this one? 446 00:24:14,015 --> 00:24:16,849 -(jangling) -Yeah, sure. (laughs) 447 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:19,557 -Wait, this is a tambourine? -Yeah, yeah! 448 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:21,391 (jangling) 449 00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:23,474 Nora: Okay. Hands, please. 450 00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:25,808 And you have-- Wait, what is that? 451 00:24:25,891 --> 00:24:27,099 Look at this. 452 00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:29,432 -(laughs) -The melodica. Do you know this? 453 00:24:29,516 --> 00:24:31,224 Where you getting all this stuff? 454 00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:34,557 (playing "Aquarius" from "Hair") 455 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,182 (laughs) 456 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,974 Nora: Is this from "Hair"? 457 00:24:46,057 --> 00:24:48,724 (continues playing) 458 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:54,724 (thumping tambourine) 459 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:01,182 ♪ Aquarius ♪ 460 00:25:01,265 --> 00:25:02,516 Yes! 461 00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:05,432 -(jangling) -Both: Woo-hoo! 462 00:25:05,516 --> 00:25:08,599 -Driver: Yeah! -(both laughing) 463 00:25:11,099 --> 00:25:14,265 -Nora: Thanks a lot for the ride. -It was real awesome. 464 00:25:14,516 --> 00:25:17,724 -(laughs) -You work on that knee technique, though. 465 00:25:19,432 --> 00:25:21,182 Hey, Ms. Peter Pan, 466 00:25:21,265 --> 00:25:22,641 you can say no, but... 467 00:25:22,724 --> 00:25:25,099 can I buy your panties off you? 468 00:25:25,808 --> 00:25:27,099 (scoffs) 469 00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:29,724 (TV playing indistinctly) 470 00:25:29,808 --> 00:25:31,808 (lock clicking) 471 00:25:31,891 --> 00:25:35,057 What's going on? He's okay, he's okay. 472 00:25:35,557 --> 00:25:38,849 -It's good now? -Yeah. 473 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:41,808 -It was intense though. -Ay, mija. Siempre es. 474 00:25:41,891 --> 00:25:43,224 (sniffs) 475 00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:44,974 It smells funny in here. 476 00:25:46,432 --> 00:25:49,599 (both speaking Spanish) 477 00:25:51,557 --> 00:25:52,808 (sighs) 478 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:01,599 -Minnie: So? -Hmm? 479 00:26:02,849 --> 00:26:05,015 How was it? 480 00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:06,432 (sighs) 481 00:26:06,516 --> 00:26:08,265 You know, he went in for the kiss. 482 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,474 Jesus fucking Christ! 483 00:26:09,557 --> 00:26:11,891 Don't say God's name in vain, Nena! 484 00:26:11,974 --> 00:26:13,224 (speaks Spanish) 485 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:15,099 Stop with the God stuff, Mom. 486 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,891 -(sighs) -And? 487 00:26:17,974 --> 00:26:20,391 -How was it? -It was... 488 00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:23,808 None of your business. (laughs) 489 00:26:25,557 --> 00:26:27,307 (sighs) 490 00:26:30,182 --> 00:26:31,849 Well... 491 00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:36,516 (water running) 492 00:26:38,516 --> 00:26:40,683 -(water stops) -(sighs) 493 00:26:57,891 --> 00:26:59,557 Don't look at me like that. 494 00:27:00,557 --> 00:27:02,474 (speaks Spanish) 495 00:27:05,516 --> 00:27:07,140 (sighs) 496 00:27:12,349 --> 00:27:14,683 Marco, I went out with a patient tonight. 497 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,683 (giggles) 498 00:27:17,182 --> 00:27:18,432 It was only for a drink, 499 00:27:18,516 --> 00:27:21,891 and dinner, too, but he wouldn't stop talking. 500 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:25,099 -Habla que habla. Habla que habla. -Mm-hmm. 501 00:27:28,057 --> 00:27:29,474 It wasn't... 502 00:27:29,557 --> 00:27:31,724 It wasn't that bad. 503 00:27:32,557 --> 00:27:34,724 I... I kinda liked it. 504 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,432 -Not him. -(Marco grunts) 505 00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:43,599 But being out. 506 00:27:46,015 --> 00:27:47,641 (grunts) 507 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:49,683 (speaking Spanish) 508 00:27:54,683 --> 00:27:56,391 (grunting) 509 00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,516 (speaking Spanish) 510 00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:16,015 Hi, mami. 511 00:28:16,432 --> 00:28:18,933 -(Minnie speaks) -(Nora speaks) 512 00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:25,599 -Te quiero. -Okay. (speaks Spanish) 513 00:28:26,766 --> 00:28:28,599 Love you, Pops. (sighs) 514 00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:31,808 Minnie: You drive me crazy. 515 00:28:33,307 --> 00:28:34,557 (kisses) 516 00:28:39,182 --> 00:28:40,683 Marco... 517 00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:42,599 (laughs) 518 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:46,057 I gave the cab driver my panties tonight. 519 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:49,641 (both laugh) 520 00:28:50,557 --> 00:28:53,808 ("Everyday" by Weyes Blood playing) 521 00:28:58,307 --> 00:28:59,724 ♪ Wake up, baby ♪ 522 00:28:59,808 --> 00:29:02,516 ♪ It's gettin' late now ♪ 523 00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:06,724 ♪ Fell so hard like I always do ♪ 524 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:09,891 ♪ I'm so scared of being alone, it's true ♪ 525 00:29:09,974 --> 00:29:12,599 ♪ It's true ♪ 526 00:29:12,683 --> 00:29:16,140 ♪ I see you everyday ♪ 527 00:29:17,349 --> 00:29:21,683 ♪ But that's not enough, I got this seeker ♪ 528 00:29:21,766 --> 00:29:25,307 ♪ Running along a lonely line ♪ 529 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,099 ♪ Always trying to make ♪ 530 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:31,724 ♪ My keeper mine ♪ 531 00:29:31,808 --> 00:29:34,974 ♪ It gets me every time ♪ 532 00:29:36,599 --> 00:29:39,516 ♪ And then again ♪ 533 00:29:39,599 --> 00:29:43,641 ♪ I might be falling down ♪ 534 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:49,224 ♪ Sailing off on the ships to nowhere ♪ 535 00:29:49,307 --> 00:29:53,599 ♪ Got a lot of things to clear away ♪ 536 00:29:53,683 --> 00:29:56,265 ♪ Got a lot of years of bad love ♪ 537 00:29:56,349 --> 00:29:59,349 ♪ To make okay ♪ 538 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:02,557 ♪ It gets me everyday ♪ 539 00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:07,265 ♪ And then again ♪ 540 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:11,432 ♪ It might just be me ♪ 541 00:30:13,974 --> 00:30:15,683 ♪ Then again ♪ 542 00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:20,766 ♪ Love's not easy ♪ 543 00:30:20,849 --> 00:30:25,391 ♪ Bah, bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah ♪ 544 00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:29,307 ♪ I need love everyday ♪ 545 00:30:29,391 --> 00:30:32,724 ♪ I need... ♪ 38473

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