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Gabby and Wesley:
Luchachos.
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Luchachos.
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??
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Gabby and Wesley: Luchachos.
Luchachos. Luchachos. Luchachos.
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Luchachos. Luchachos...
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- (grunting)
- Luchachos. Luchachos.
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Hold on. It gets really good right
around the eight-minute mark.
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Please, just tell me
what this is about.
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Well, as you know,
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the Luchachos' 25th
anniversary party is coming up.
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And no one loves this place
more than we do.
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I might get a tattoo.
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- Mm.
- So we help wanna make sure your party's lit.
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Wesley's dad knows a guy
who knows a guy
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who can get us a fog machine.
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- I'm gonna stop you right there.
- (Mama Chacho clears throat)
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Un momento while I
confer with Mama Chacho.
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(indistinct whispering)
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If you wanna help,
you can hang streamers,
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or something. Just
please. Stop bothering us.
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(chuckles softly)
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- Should we get started on an elaborate thank you video?
- Absolutely.
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Please don't.
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Gabby (sing-song):
Fog machine!
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what,
so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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Volunteering to help set up
for the anniversary party?
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Who loves Luchachos
more than us?
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No one.
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You know, I haven't lived
in Havensburg long,
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but we've already racked up
so many memories there.
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It's where we first met.
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Hey, you just moved here, right?
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- Gabby Duran?
- Buckets.
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We're gonna be best friends.
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I can feel it.
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- Uh...
- (snaps)
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Right!
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Totally remember that.
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- (jingling)
- Aah!
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(Wesley gasping and panting)
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Is it on me?
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- (jingling)
- Also, what is it?
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(whispers): If it's a scorpion,
blink twice.
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- (energy shimmering)
- (grunting)
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(grunting continues)
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So, no joke,
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crazy six-legged alien monster
lizard was gonna be my next guess.
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I'm pet-sitting again.
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This little dude's Jonas.
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- He's a Zaroodian Invisa-Lizard.
- Wesley: Ah.
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I wish I could turn invisible.
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Then I could really dance like
no one was watching, you know?
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(Jonas groaning)
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Gabby: He's been acting kind off lately,
though.
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He's just been
lying around all day.
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- Aw. A sad Jonas.
- (Jonas grunts)
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Hey, maybe we could
bring him with us,
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so I can keep an eye on him.
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I don't know.
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Luchachos has a pretty strict
no pets policy.
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Come on,
we're their best customers.
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Besides, no one's gonna see it.
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Literally.
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Jeremy: I'm just asking for your trust,
Principal.
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You know,
all the way out here on Earth,
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millions of light years
from home,
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all you and I have
is each other.
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I know I've messed up
a lot of things in the past,
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but I've been trying to change.
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I really have.
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Sometimes, all people
really need is a second chance.
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I'm not giving you
the Wi-Fi password, Jeremy.
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Oh, come on! Why not?
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Because you'll probably
change it to "butt taquitos"
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or something else,
and lock me out.
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You don't take anything
seriously around here.
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(grunts, then hums)
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- Aah.
- Jeremy: Uh...
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Why are you putting your hair
in a jar like a weirdo?
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Well, I've been feeling
a bit sluggish lately,
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so I've decided to embark
on a special Gor-Monite cleanse.
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That gross-looking tar drink
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will supposedly
make me feel youthful,
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- and more vibrant.
- (bubbling)
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However, it will also wipe
my shape-shifting memory
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completely clean.
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So, I'll need to eat
this hair afterwards
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if ever want to shape-shift
into my human form again.
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(chuckles)
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What are you...
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Why are you looking at it
like that?
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No reason. Enjoy your cleanse.
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- (doors whir open)
- (bubbling)
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Very well.
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Let's get youthful,
and more vibrant, shall we?
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(moans)
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(groans, then gasps)
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(slugging)
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- (gulps)
- (groans)
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(exhales)
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- Whoo.
- (squishing noises)
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Oh, I regret this!
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(yells)
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(both inhale, then sigh)
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Que bonitas.
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Lucille:
Ah!
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I see you're admiring
Mama Chachos'
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special anniversary carnitas.
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She only makes it once
every 25 years.
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They say it's
the warmest, thickest,
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sauciest carnitas in the land.
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It's been marinating
for almost nine months.
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Like a beautiful meat baby.
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It'll be the centerpiece
of the anniversary celebration.
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(all inhaling)
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(sighs)
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Okay, you've breathed on it
enough.
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(mariachi music playing)
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Think we've hung up
enough streamers?
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Wes, this is Luchachos.
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Our sanctuary.
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Our home away from home.
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(chuckles) We need so
many more streamers.
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You keep hanging.
I'm gonna go check on Jonas.
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Hey, Gabby?
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Yeah?
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Is it just me, or are we, like,
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the best customers in the world?
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We are, without a doubt,
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the best customers in the world.
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(unzipping)
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(gasps)
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(Gabby pants)
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- (jingling)
- Wesley: Where's Jonas?
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Uh, that's not good.
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Principal Swift:
Jeremy!
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Did you do something
with my backup hair?
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Uhhhhhhhh...
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(mocking Principal Swift)
I'm Principal Swift. Look at me.
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I've got a mustache.
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(wind howling)
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I know what you're gonna say,
and in my defense,
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I don't care that you don't
actually have a mustache.
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So, you mad, bro?
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Furious, yes.
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But I also feel
amazingly refreshed
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from my cleanse,
so, um, it's complicated.
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But regardless,
without that hair,
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I can no longer morph
into my human form,
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which means there's only
one thing left to do.
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Pack your bags, Jeremy.
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You and I have a date
with Bodean Jones.
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What's a Bodean Jones?
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(frantic panting)
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- (grunting noises)
- Wesley: There!
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- Huh?
- (grunting noises continue)
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(Jonas yelps)
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? ?
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(Gabby gasps)
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Where'd he go?
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The table!
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- (Jonas squeaks)
- (Wesley gasps)
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- (crashing)
- (Gabby yells)
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(clattering)
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I don't get it!
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Where'd it get
all this energy from?
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It was barely moving
at my house.
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It's going up the wall!
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? ?
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(grunting)
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Tear it down.
I'll catch it.
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But the streamers!
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Were magnificent, I know.
But just do it!
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- (rips)
- (rustling)
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Jonas, where are you?
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- He's invisible again.
- (Lucille gasps)
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What did you do?
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(groans)
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Uhhhhh... a hornet got in here.
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A big hornet.
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So most of this is him.
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Gotcha.
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? ?
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- (yells)
- (gasps)
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- (Wesley grunts)
- (thuds)
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- (Jonas grunting)
- (whooshing)
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(sloshing)
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(grunting)
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(thuds)
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Lucille: The pi�ata! (Gasps)
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(thuds)
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Ooh.
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You can't kick us out.
We're your best customers!
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Julius, buddy,
you got our backs, right?
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They've never tipped.
Not once.
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Okay, so feel free to
ignore Julius.
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(indistinct whispering)
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You are banned from
Luchachos. For life.
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(breathing heavily)
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So we loved a restaurant
from the bottom of our hearts
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and we get banned for life.
Who cares?
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Yeah. We've already found
a great new place.
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(exhales) I don't know about you,
but I, for one,
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am feelin' pretty good
about Mert's.
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You're being too loud.
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(whispers):
Sorry, Mildred.
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- (coughing loudly)
- (pouring)
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(loud coughing continues)
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- (coughing)
- What's your soup of the day?
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Brown.
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Know what?
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I'll go for it.
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Do you guys have
any quesadillas?
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I don't know what that means.
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But I can get you
a club sandwich.
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- (jingling) - I'll just stick with
my coffee water. Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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(sighs)
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(unzips)
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- (Jonas grunts)
- (Gabby chuckles softly)
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(munching)
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On the bright side,
Jonas seems to be doing much better.
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You're still being too loud.
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Again, so sorry.
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(bell rings)
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Ruth:
Here you go.
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Two club sandwiches.
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But we didn't order...
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Hey, Gabby?
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Yeah?
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Are we gonna be okay?
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I don't know, Wes.
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I don't know.
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- You're still being too...
- We get it, Mildred!
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(gasps)
256
00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:07,500
(whispers):
Sorry.
257
00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:10,239
Jeremy:
I'm sorry, Principal.
258
00:11:10,263 --> 00:11:12,998
I know how important
that human form is to you,
259
00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:14,369
and I let you down.
260
00:11:14,393 --> 00:11:18,079
I know I've said this before,
very recently,
261
00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:19,949
but I'm gonna change.
262
00:11:19,973 --> 00:11:24,619
From here on out,
I'm gonna be so serious.
263
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:28,329
Sandwich-Swift: I'm sorry, Jeremy,
but I just don't believe you.
264
00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,158
And now, thanks to you,
265
00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:32,329
we have to travel all
the way across the country
266
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:36,199
to get a new DNA sample
from my human original.
267
00:11:36,223 --> 00:11:38,998
But did you have to eat
my sandwich?
268
00:11:39,022 --> 00:11:41,288
I was really looking forward
to that.
269
00:11:41,312 --> 00:11:43,538
And now you know
what it feels like
270
00:11:43,562 --> 00:11:46,158
to have something you
find precious taken from you.
271
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:49,998
Man, I really wanna
eat you right now.
272
00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,579
(whimpers)
273
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:54,949
Sandwich-Swift: Thankfully,
this should be a painless task.
274
00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:56,998
All we have to do is track down
275
00:11:57,022 --> 00:11:59,119
my human original, Bodean Jones,
276
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:01,408
and get a sample of his DNA.
277
00:12:01,432 --> 00:12:02,869
It's as simple as that.
278
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:05,079
Jeremy: Bodean Jones, here we...
279
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:08,062
- (bells tolling)
- Jeremy: He's dead?
280
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,869
This could be...
281
00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:12,239
problematic.
282
00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:16,022
On the plus side,
you look great as a sandwich.
283
00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:20,908
(grunting)
284
00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:22,498
- (energy shimmering)
- Gabby: So there you go.
285
00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:25,369
Your Invisa-Lizard
is all safe and sound.
286
00:12:25,393 --> 00:12:28,103
(sighs)
Where are the eggs?
287
00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,288
Excuse me?
288
00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:33,369
Jonas was pregnant
when I gave him to you.
289
00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:36,369
Now he's not.
Where are the eggs?
290
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,788
So he wasn't sick...
291
00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:40,239
He was pregnant?
292
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:42,998
I need those eggs.
I have...
293
00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:45,893
plans for them.
294
00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:49,158
Uh, what kind of plans?
295
00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:52,579
Invisa-Lizard eggs only hatch
upon ingestion.
296
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:54,199
So whoever eats them
297
00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:56,998
barfs up invisible baby lizards.
298
00:12:57,022 --> 00:13:01,393
And the experience is sublime.
299
00:13:04,263 --> 00:13:06,869
Okay, so Jimbuk's creepy.
300
00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:08,829
Definitely.
301
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:11,829
But also, we should probably
find those alien lizard eggs
302
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:13,829
before someone else does.
Right?
303
00:13:13,853 --> 00:13:15,038
Definitely.
304
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,829
How can we find the eggs?
305
00:13:16,853 --> 00:13:19,119
When Invisa-Lizards
lay their eggs,
306
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:21,812
they also shed their skin
at the same time.
307
00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:25,538
And usually,
they prefer an environment
308
00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:27,853
that is warm, thick, and saucy.
309
00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,079
Okay.
(chuckles)
310
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:33,223
What can we think of that's
warm, thick, and saucy?
311
00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:38,239
- (bubbling)
- Wesley: Is that...
312
00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:39,869
Gabby:
Invisa-Lizard skin?
313
00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:41,143
Yeah.
314
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:45,288
So everyone at the party
who eats the anniversary meat...
315
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:48,079
Is gonna barf up invisible
baby alien lizards.
316
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,893
- (Wesley pants)
- This is bad.
317
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,788
What are we gonna do?
318
00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:57,329
The anniversary party
is gonna be ruined.
319
00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:59,829
This is gonna ruin a lot more
than just the party, Wes.
320
00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:01,949
Even if no one sees
the invisible lizards,
321
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:04,038
when people start
puking stuff up,
322
00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:06,473
Luchachos is definitely
gonna get closed down.
323
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:10,908
Gabby, are we...
bad customers?
324
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,562
I'm starting to think
we might be.
325
00:14:13,932 --> 00:14:15,288
We can't let this happen.
326
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,853
Luchachos has been
too good to us.
327
00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:21,288
You know, up until they
justifiably banned us for life.
328
00:14:21,312 --> 00:14:23,829
Okay. We've got four hours
till this party,
329
00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:28,288
and there is absolutely no way
they are letting us through that door.
330
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:30,312
Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
331
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:33,619
Sounds like we're gonna need...
332
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:35,908
the perfect heist.
333
00:14:35,932 --> 00:14:38,908
(funk music playing)
334
00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:41,393
(inaudible)
335
00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:47,408
(in Australian accent):
G'day, mate.
336
00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:48,788
(in Australian accent):
G'day, mate.
337
00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:51,263
- (in Australian accent): G'day, mate.
- Okay, that one, I bought.
338
00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:54,812
This decoy meat is perfect!
339
00:14:55,932 --> 00:14:57,158
Call me crazy,
340
00:14:57,182 --> 00:14:59,369
but I really think
we're gonna pull this off.
341
00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,973
Oh, we're 100% pulling this off.
342
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,998
Absolutely not.
343
00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:06,788
We banned you guys, remember?
344
00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:08,699
(in Australian accent): Oh,
no, mate. You're mistaken.
345
00:15:08,723 --> 00:15:11,739
- We're the caterers.
- (in Australian accent): G'day!
346
00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:14,038
We're a restaurant.
347
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,723
Why would be need
outside catering?
348
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:18,353
And what is going on
with that pi�ata?
349
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:22,853
- (mariachi music playing)
- (dripping)
350
00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:27,579
(in Australian accent): Well,
it's definitely not filled with decoy meat,
351
00:15:27,603 --> 00:15:29,449
if that's what you're thinkin'.
352
00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:30,869
Okay.
353
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,408
Was there a moment at any point
354
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,079
where you thought this
was actually gonna work?
355
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,739
(in Australian accent):
I still think it might.
356
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,853
Lucille:
Who wants carnitas?
357
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:47,263
- (sloshing)
- (tense music playing)
358
00:15:51,062 --> 00:15:54,932
? ?
359
00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:57,723
Plan B?
360
00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:01,829
- (both yelling)
- Julius: Ooh! Huh!
361
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:02,998
Hey! What...
362
00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:05,158
Gabby and Wesley:
Don't. Eat. That. Meat!
363
00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:06,949
- (thuds)
- (commotion)
364
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:08,869
- Wesley: Whoa!
- (slapping)
365
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:11,473
- I'm sorry, I'm coming through.
- (hits)
366
00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:13,853
(yells)
367
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,498
- (slaps)
- Oh, no!
368
00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:18,763
- (Gabby gasps)
- (Wesley yells)
369
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:21,538
- (Gabby grunts)
- (customer grunts)
370
00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:22,763
Huh?
371
00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:28,788
Now, it's a double lifetime ban.
372
00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:32,949
You will never eat
at this establishment again.
373
00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:35,062
- Customers: Good! Get out.
- Gabby: Wait.
374
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,369
Look, I get it.
375
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:40,038
We're terrible customers.
376
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,853
We never tip. We're
constantly making messes.
377
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:47,119
I put my mouth directly on the
horchata dispenser all the time.
378
00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:49,369
- Mm.
- Gabby: Honestly,
379
00:16:49,393 --> 00:16:51,619
I would have banned us, too.
380
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:55,353
But the thing is,
we still love this place.
381
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:58,788
And because we love it so much,
382
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,579
I'm begging you,
383
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,723
do not eat that meat.
384
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:10,182
Un momento.
385
00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:16,813
Mama Chacho would like to speak.
386
00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,908
Throw these bums out!
387
00:17:20,932 --> 00:17:22,079
Man:
Get 'em out!
388
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,079
No, no, no. No. Wait.
389
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:27,369
- (crowd chattering)
- Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
390
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:28,762
Man:
Hey!
391
00:17:30,103 --> 00:17:31,999
Lucille:
What are you doing?
392
00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:35,472
- (sloshing)
- (crowd chattering)
393
00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:41,262
? ?
394
00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:51,620
(gasps)
395
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:52,893
(stomach gurgling)
396
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,682
- (retches)
- (crowd exclaims)
397
00:17:57,353 --> 00:18:00,539
La carne del diablo!
398
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:01,762
(grunting)
399
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,393
(splashes)
400
00:18:08,682 --> 00:18:11,353
- (groans)
- (spits)
401
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,539
(Sandwich-Swift sobbing)
402
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,603
Sandwich-Swift: I'll never be
Principal Principal Swift again.
403
00:18:20,603 --> 00:18:22,789
I loved that body.
404
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:26,908
But you can just get
a new body, right?
405
00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:29,539
That body could dunk, Jeremy!
406
00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,658
Oh, you wouldn't understand.
407
00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:34,198
You've never dunked anything
in your life.
408
00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:35,579
(distant rustling)
409
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,289
What the...
410
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:38,499
(grunts)
411
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,722
Hey!
412
00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:46,722
(panting)
413
00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:49,619
Jeremy:
Get back here!
414
00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:51,143
- (thuds)
- (yells)
415
00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:53,829
(panting)
Ooh!
416
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:56,238
(with Southern twang): You ain't
with the insurance company, are ya?
417
00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:58,499
(panting)
Just hear me out.
418
00:18:58,523 --> 00:19:00,829
There's a, a reason
I faked my own death.
419
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:02,619
And there's also a, a reason
420
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,658
I'm always creepin'
around my own grave.
421
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,329
You gotta believe me.
422
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,619
I'm a complicated man,
with a complicated tale.
423
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,369
Not interested, pal.
424
00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:14,908
I need to get a piece
of your hair for my uncle,
425
00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:17,448
and I'm not gonna stop
until I do.
426
00:19:17,472 --> 00:19:19,579
Do you see how serious
this face is?
427
00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:23,829
That's a pretty serious face.
428
00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:27,408
And if I just give you
a piece of my hair,
429
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,948
you won't tell no one
that you saw me here?
430
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,908
Just gimme the hair.
431
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:35,238
Fine, fine, fine.
432
00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:37,408
- (plucks)
- (grunts)
433
00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:38,619
Here you go.
434
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:41,738
(breathes heavily)
But if anyone asks,
435
00:19:41,762 --> 00:19:44,448
(whispers):
I'm a dead man.
436
00:19:44,472 --> 00:19:47,682
Remember that.
Remember that.
437
00:19:51,932 --> 00:19:53,829
Baller.
438
00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:57,369
(Sandwich-Swift panting)
Oh!
439
00:19:57,393 --> 00:20:01,119
Well done, Jeremy.
You got the DNA sample.
440
00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:02,948
Yup. Once again,
441
00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:05,908
I'm able to swoop in and clean
up another one of your messes.
442
00:20:05,932 --> 00:20:08,999
That is not at all
what happened.
443
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:10,523
Now, just give me the hair.
444
00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,603
(chomps)
445
00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:21,119
- (sloshing)
- (energy surging)
446
00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:22,789
(sighs)
447
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,999
- (gasps) - (Principal Swift gasps,
then laughs)
448
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,119
Ooh. Oh.
449
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,789
Ha ha.
(kisses)
450
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,539
Oh, these glorious long limbs...
451
00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,908
It feels good to be back.
452
00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:36,408
- (Principal Swift chuckles)
- (gasping)
453
00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:41,499
A talking sandwich that can
transform into my very likeness?
454
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:45,119
Looks like Bodean Jones'
complicated tale
455
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,393
just got even more complicated.
456
00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:51,448
Is it just me,
457
00:20:51,472 --> 00:20:54,158
or do the taquitos taste
even better than usual today?
458
00:20:54,182 --> 00:20:56,619
It tastes like home, Wes.
459
00:20:56,643 --> 00:20:59,063
(sighs)
It all tastes like home.
460
00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:02,329
I wanted to thank you again.
461
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:06,079
Turns out, Mama Chacho's
carnitas recipe
462
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,789
relies heavily on possum skin.
463
00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:11,119
And may not be totally
up to health code.
464
00:21:11,143 --> 00:21:12,932
How'd you know?
465
00:21:17,432 --> 00:21:20,039
When you love a place,
you just know.
466
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:23,658
And from here on out,
we will be your best customers.
467
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,539
And I'm almost always
a man of my word.
468
00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:28,432
We'll see.
469
00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:33,353
Welp, looks like
we're done here.
470
00:21:34,222 --> 00:21:36,658
(coins clinking)
471
00:21:36,682 --> 00:21:38,762
(coins clattering)
472
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,738
Hey.
473
00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:43,262
You forgot your giant pile
of nickels and pennies.
474
00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:45,853
Wesley:
No.
475
00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:48,079
That's for you.
476
00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:50,563
Look at us.
We tip now.
477
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,472
(chuckles)
We'll work on it.
478
00:21:56,762 --> 00:22:00,432
(mariachi music playing)
479
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:03,579
Gabby: On the season finale of
Gabby Duran and the Unsittables...
480
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:07,408
"You have been carefully
selected to babysit an alien tonight
481
00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:08,579
on another planet."
482
00:22:08,603 --> 00:22:11,039
My answer is no!
483
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,829
Looks like Gabby D.
Is going to space.
484
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:15,619
- (yelling): Skyward!
- (whooshing)
485
00:22:15,643 --> 00:22:17,329
(dance music playing)
486
00:22:17,353 --> 00:22:18,222
(energy surging)
487
00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:20,539
(whirling)
488
00:22:20,563 --> 00:22:21,409
(chattering)
489
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:23,893
? One, two, three, go ?
490
00:22:24,313 --> 00:22:26,499
- (gasps)
- Aah!
491
00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:28,643
(aliens growling and groaning)
492
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,448
(all growling)
493
00:22:32,472 --> 00:22:33,908
(nervous chuckling)
494
00:22:33,932 --> 00:22:36,472
Gabby:
Hey, guys!
495
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:39,432
??
496
00:23:05,313 --> 00:23:06,393
Man:
Gorgeous.
497
00:23:06,443 --> 00:23:10,993
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