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Original subtitles

This programme contains some strong language.

Good evening, everyone.

I'm Dwayne Johnson and you are watching The Graham Norton Show!

CHEERING

Hello, good evening!

Oh!

Thank you very much! Thank you so much! Hello, everybody! Great show

for you tonight.

I tell you, my sofa is hotter than a royal wedding invite.

Still waiting. LAUGHTER

There's been so much speculation about who will be on the guestlist.

But unfortunately it's private information.

If only there was someone that could find out?

Oh, yeah.

That's Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg at this week's

Senate hearing in America, looking into Facebook's

misuse of private data.

That lady to his right really seems to be appreciating the senators'

forensic grasp of technical issues.

Control board dillied?

Fun fact - did you know Zuckerberg is currently worth $64 billion?

I know!

Minus the $2 he spent on that haircut.

Because he's only five foot seven, Mark sat on a booster seat

during the questioning.

LAUGHTER

Aww, I feel a bit bad revealing that.

Sorry, Mark, have I breached your privacy?

In the end, Zuckerberg did apologise for the misuse of people's data.

Well, I say he apologised, he sent the senators this.

LAUGHTER

But back to the wedding!

Harry and Meghan have decided not to have an official list

of political leaders attending.

Which makes sense - cos if there's one thing Theresa May

and Jeremy Corbyn have in common, it's that they both know

how to ruin a party.

LAUGHTER

Let's get some guests on!

Later, we'll be joined by a true rock legend -

Roger Daltrey will be here!

CHEERING

He'll be chatting and singing a track from his new solo album.

But first, he's starred in The Office, Sherlock, The Hobbit,

and the megahit Black Panther.

Now he brings us the truly terrifying Ghost Stories.

Welcome back to Martin Freeman!

Hello, sir! CHEERING

Martin Freeman!

She's the Oscar-nominated star of Moonlight who made her mark

as James Bond's Moneypenny.

Now she's back in action in the monster blockbuster Rampage.

It's always a pleasure to welcome Naomie Harris!

CHEERING Oh, waving from a distance! Hello.

Lovely to see you.

And saving the world alongside Naomie, this man has gone

from kicking ass in the wrestling ring to become the biggest

action star on the planet.

What more can I say?

It's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

CHEERING

Hello, guys. CHEERING

I saw Martin at the end and I was going to say, move up, but the couch

is sort of full. This is as close as I get. Yeah, you have built it.

Dwayne Johnson, do you have your phone on it? Yes. You could be

getting a call at any time. Absolutely, any day, any minute,

we're going to give birth to a baby girl, and I can't wait.

CHEERING Yeah, we! We are giving birth. Are

we? We are. The contractions with having our... Your rough handling it

remarkably well. You already know it's a girl. -- you are handling it.

Yes, three girls. I try. Keep trying. That's the fun part! Let's

try for a boy. You've chosen a name already. Right

already. Right now, it's Tia, that's first choice, but you never know

when a baby is born, suddenly, it's something else.

something else. Tia, it screams for a second name. Like Maria?

LAUGHTER When you save Tia, I just hear

Maria. What are you going to do with the phone? Will you just disappear?

In God! That would be so exciting, and the two of you would be so

jealous! -- I'm gone. I'm expecting something very important as well.

FedEx delivery. I'm getting some shoes delivered and they are lovely.

You don't want to miss them. I don't want to be out, I'll have to go to

the post office. Red since I last saw you, your fantastic performance

in Moonlight. CHEERING

Now, Moonlight at the Oscars, it is now the stuff of legends, the end

when they read out the wrong name, and we've talked about it on the

show before, and Warren Beatty has been here and we asked him about it,

but you ended up on stage, you went up... Eventually. It took a while

because I was sort of glued to my seat in shock, and our producer

dragged me on stage. Is it a nice way to win, to have disappointment

first and then, oh, yeah a! In a way, because there's never been a

moment before or since at the Oscars like that, so it's quite cool, and

everybody remembers it. On stage, you were looking at the audience,

and this is a great picture of Matt Damon, shell-shocked, but I don't

think anyone is quite as concerned as Kate Hudson.

as Kate Hudson. You seem really taken. I really was. Meryl Streep

seems less bothered. Meryl Streep is composed. I thought I was seconds

away from getting up on stage and kissing somebody is asked, --

somebody's arse, and I thought we were in the middle somebody tried to

hijack something. She had already said yes to Rampage, and I was like,

don't mess with my girl. Black Panther, how not is that, Martin

Freeman? Yes. CHEERING

Bigger than Titanic? I'm not sure, but it's done very well and we are

very proud. I bet you are! Sort of taken on this extraordinary life

beyond the movie. It feels like a moment. It's lovely to be part of

it. I heard you talking about going to the Premier and it wasn't like

anything you'd experienced. Sky it was like football matches, properly

vocal, witty much every fifth line was pretty big chair. People were

hungry for it, and it was more than a film. I am a big believer in its

still having to be a good film because, if it's just important, and

it's not a good film, who cares? It has to be good, and the director was

clever. On the poster, yourself and Andy Serkis slightly stand out.

Apparently the cast had a name for the two of you. Because we had, we'd

performed in The Hobbit before, so we were known as the Tolkien white

guys. LAUGHTER

That is a good joke!

That is a good joke! Right, Glen Johnson and Naomie Harris, bring us

the monster movie Rampage, out now, and it is proper escapist, family

friendly son. -- Dwayne Johnson and Naomie Harris. Gigantic monsters, us

trying to save the world without being eaten. Who do you play? I play

a geneticist called Kate Caldwell, responsible for creating a virus

that infects Dewayne's character's best friend, a silverback gorilla,

and I feel guilty so I want to come up with a cure. And you play, a

primatologist? Villa yes, a primatologist, and I used to head up

a coaching unit, and my best friend, as Naomie said, is a gigantic albino

gorilla called George. There he is! At a matter of fact, he was inspired

by a real gorilla, the only albino gorilla ever found, and passed away

in 2002, called Snowflake. You went to Barcelona? Yes. I went to see

him. -- I went to see him. Oh, wow! That was inspired by Stoker, you

met. You thought you'd be working with cardboard cutouts and things.

Yeah, I did. One to seven, and then the director would call from the

sidelines, and get number two, the building is falling down, number

three, the alligator is coming towards you, and that's all we had.

But the man was George. Yes, we had an actor who played the gorilla, and

he was fantastic. Added that work call? -- how did that work? George

is enormous. In the movie, all of the animals on normal size before

they become infected with the pathogen.

pathogen. It was an amazing process. As the gorilla group in the movie,

we'd continue to put Jason on stands where he got higher, so every moment

in the movie, we were always acting opposite a human being. You could

look him in the eye. Yes, bearing in mind it was on a crane. So you

couldn't actually see his eyes! Is a clip of the two of you trying to

escape what is, essentially, a very large dog. How do we get off this

roof?

roof? Maybe we don't have to. What?! We do!

We do! Come on! Leave it, there's detail on this helicopter. We're not

going to fly, we're going to crash. -- there is no detail. OK, we just

need to get enough grip to stay on top of the building as it falls,

like riding an avalanche. No, I don't know! Very good. The life of

an actor, I love this, you've worked with tough guy James Bond but also

with "The Rock". In terms of toughness, who is tougher? Oh, my

God! You finished one film and you are hoping to do the next.

LAUGHTER I'm going to go with James Bond. But

this one messes with crocodiles in his spare time! Do you? Yes! Well,

it's an alligator. I lived in Florida -- I live in Florida, in the

Everglades, and there's an alligator sanctuary, and about six to eight of

us pulled one out of the water and I could get on it hold his jaw

together. When you say a sanctuary... I feel so safe here! !

Alligator farm. Alligator pond. Very quickly, I don't know if you guys

talked about this, but you in the next James Bond? Yes, I don't think

she knows this. In You Only Live Twice, my grandfather was a baddie.

He looks like you, he really does. This is him... He was a proper

wrestler. He was. And you can see him doing proper wrestling moves.

This next bit, I think it's pretty clear that wall is made of paper.

LAUGHTER . Sean Connery does something

extraordinary. That's a very light sofa. Yes!

APPLAUSE Was he the high chief?

His wrestling name was, his real name, was high chief Peter

Meyerbeer, and he was a high chief of Samoa, and the actually started

his career in England.

And he was trained English-style, and at that

time, in the 60s, I believe, English style wrestling was...

There was a lot of what's called shoot

wrestling, which eventually became an MMA, so it was a very tough style

of wrestling here in England, and yeah, that's how he was trained.

And we got that picture of him.

Is this him as a wrestler, because that is

his wrestling gear, or is that him as a chief?

That is him as a pro wrestler but wearing his high chief gear.

And is it true that in Moana, your character was based on him?

Sure, correct.

So a lot of the details of that character was based off of my

grandfather with the long hair and the very big build and tattoos.

And in Polynesian culture and Samoan culture,

to become a high chief, you

have tattoos 360 degrees from your knees all the way up

to your bottom of your test.

Everything.

And it's hard-core and they do it with

that.

Yes.

Everything Everything?

Not everything.

Well...

That's what I heard.

I heard everything.

It's lifted, and then you...

Oh!

Because you've been in that film now, do you

get children wanting you to delight them as your character?

All the time.

All the time.

Like, its constant.

Oh, will you sing a song?

Sing your song, sing your song!

And I do it and then they cheer and then

I say OK, well, have a good day.

And they say, sing again!

Constant, constant.

He has a great voice, though.

You should sing.

CHEERING

Because it's the last day.

I can't.

I don't know...

That looks like a man who wants to.

All right, let's see.

CHEERING

You want some music?

# Listen, I could go on and on.

# I could explain every natural phenomenon.

# The tide, the grass, the ground.

# Oh, that was Maui messing around.

# I killed the meerkat, I buried its guts, spread

# it on a tree, now you got coconuts.

# What's the lesson?

# What does it take away?

# Don't mess with me when I'm on a breakaway.

# And the tapestry here on my skin is a map of the victories

# I won.

# Look where I've been.

# I make everything happened.

# Look at that Maui just tickety toppin'.

CHEERING

Thank you.

That so impressive.

Thank you.

So, Martin, you're going to be in a scary film. Yes, it is very similar

to those olds Hammer horror films. I would watch TV on Saturday night

with a double bill of those horror movies. I guess it borrows a bit

from those, but all-new original stories, based on the play by the

same director. We will talk about it in a minute, but first year is a

taste of what to expect.

taste of what to expect. You're telling me you actually saw that

happen? It is my understanding that April to ago it is an evil spirit or

an angry spirit. Is that true? There is no evidence to support that. The

guys at the hospital took a scam, but they didn't want to show us.

They said there were distortions on the screen or something. Right in

the middle of this Chinese thing. Yeah, so the scan.

Yeah, so the scan. A bit chilly. Sorry, I... Have you ever killed

anything, Mr Goodman? Certainly not. Nothing you'll admit to it, anyway.

APPLAUSE They are clever chaps, the

directors. Andy is brilliant in the film as well. I really like it. It

is enjoyably scary. It is a proper horror film. No, it is not three

hours of someone getting a hole drilled into their skull or

something like that. It's quite a smart film, I think. It's weird

because as a film... This is a genre you recognise, but I didn't see it

in the theatre. Did you? Because apparently people were really

freaked out. I know a few people who are scared witless by the play. I

didn't. I have done the play, the Woman In Black, and getting a live

reaction, a live, terrified reaction from the audience is amazing because

you are so used to having it on the TV or maybe a film, but when you can

occasionally elicit that reaction from a lot of people in an

auditorium, like a live theatre, is so enjoyable because people are just

terrified. Can you not think of wanting to go somewhere in a room

and in the dark and wanting to be terrified? It's important, I think.

It's enjoyable. It's weird, because I don't know where the pleasure is.

You leave like, "I'm still alive!" I know some people, friends of mine,

who could barely there to watch it or they just look at the floor when

there are scary bits coming. And weirdly, or unusually, your

character is very likeable. You're normally quite a nice guy. I have

played nice guys. I suppose I play people with empathy. But this guy is

not bad. No, he's quite obnoxious and selfish. He's not a nice man.

There are three ghost stories and then Andy, who I am in a scene with

there, he played somebody who's life's workers to debunk the

supernatural. He doesn't want anyone to believe in anything. Your

character? No. I am one of those people who say, if you believe in

the supernatural, what the hell happened to me, then? So I explained

the police in the supernatural because of the terrible has happened

to me. -- explained the belief. You're not seeing it. Do you have

down ghosts? Now he has to make a remake wordy hands down ghosts and

kills them. This film is not for you. No,. I don't watch any horror

films. The last one I watched was Jolt and that was enough for me. Was

at a similar thing, did you watch it to young? No, I was old and I was

still scared. I just can't do horror movies. Poltergeist? Conjuring? None

of them. I refuse. I knew there was a skier coming so I was watching you

to see if Dwayne would flinch. He was waiting for the hunting. That

monster is so close, why doesn't he shoot it? It's in his face now. Oh,

he's missed an opportunity there. But some things do frighten you, or

you don't like. Roller-coaster is? Well... I have a thing of getting

strapped in. You know with roller-coaster 's that happy buyers

that come down and locks and things like that and then compression on my

chest and shoulders and it just hurts to freak me out. I'm not being

weird, but would you even fit in one of those? Maybe that was the

problem. It's just comes out to hear. That's probably the problem. I

guess it developed in my mid-20s when we were down at Universal,

Florida, and it came down on me. Maybe I was a little bit, but I felt

it press so it just coloured me and that was that. Have you had people

or things pressing on your chest? You were wrestling. I could push

them off. Whereas you can't. Any irrational fears in your life?

Well, I think my fear's rational.

Choking.

I think choking is a rational fear, isn't it?

I mean...

Maybe not.

Well, are you scared of choking all the time?

Not all the time.

You know something?

I'm going to open up to you because it's a bit

like therapy and I've had two gin and tonics.

Every time I have an avocado, every time I cut through an avocado

and I see the stone, I envisage that stone

being lodged in my windpipe.

And every time,

I think I physically go...

I can't stand it.

Is it quite debilitating?

I just don't have much avocado.

Otherwise I'd be doing it all the time.

No, I've got a real thing, though.

I've got real thing about choking.

What if you're in a hotel on your own?

It could take days to find you.

Well, has it happened to you?

Yes, I've choked to death many times.

What is this?

No wonder you're scared of it.

No, it has.

It has happened to me.

Oh, you have choked on food?

Yeah.

And it's scary.

Did somebody dislodge it?

One time they did, actually.

I did that show Never Mind The Buzzcocks, and one time I'd

had too many crisps.

Because I'm a pig, and I like eating crisps

as quickly as possible, so I hoovered these crisps down,

and they weren't ready to go down.

And they got lodged and so I had a beer in my hand,

and I was like doing that.

And people were going...

And so I had this beer and so it all came out and thank God someone,

an actor called Andy Smart, who I've known for years,

got behind me and did the Heimlich manoeuvre,

and I was very, very grateful.

Because, as I understand it, if you can still breathe or talk,

then it's in the safe pipe.

Or cough, or...

Yes.

And you're not going to die.

But it feels very scary when you've got something lodged in your throat.

That's happened to me a few times.

Last time that happened to me was at Andy Serkis's house.

Wait a minute, that's happened to you a few times?

Yes.

Stop wolfing food down!

Graham, it's fucking crisps!

What do you want me to do?

I'm not going to chew that shit.

I just devour crisps.

What are crisps, like a doughnut?

Potato chips.

Oh, oh...

Yeah, yeah.

It seems unlikely, doesn't it?

Yeah.

And also they're a bit jagged.

Do you swallow them whole?

You would think not.

No, I do definitely chew, but not enough.

I'm in such a hurry to get that crispy flavour.

To get that cholesterol.

Oh, I can't wait for your obituary.

"He'd been warned many times."

Now, I think you were asked if you had any irrational fears or phobias,

so put up your hands if you've got fears and phobias. OK, I'm going

into the audience. Here we go. Keep your hands up. I'll start appear.

Oh, there's a lady up here. Hello. Stand up. What's your name? Carys.

And what are you scared of? Crisps. No! Argued as saying that? Why are

you is geared of crisps? I did it cause when I was ten and one of

those girls had a multipack and they spilled them all over the floor and

there was this crisp dust everywhere.

everywhere. So it was just the crisp dust that frightens you? Dust stand

the smell. So you have never choked on a crisp. She wouldn't have the

chance! What's your name? Ahmed. And what is your fear? It is very

serious. I have a physical fear of kids wearing suits. I like that!

First confirmations, they are not for you. It must be difficult at

weddings. Yarra. Actually, my sister is getting married in July but he

said it would be OK and she would make sure. The children would just

be in jumpers and jeans. My question is, if you see a kid with a sit on,

what do you feel? My kids know about my condition, so I was walking in

the street and then my daughter told me to look and there was a group of

people and she said, " look!" And there was a kid with a suit and a

bow tie. I was in the middle-of-the-road and my daughter

was laughing at me. And you know where this comes from? Actually, I

think it be a trauma from a movie where there was a killer dwarf.

Children are getting the blame.

Children are getting the blame. Do stand up to. What's yours now? Sheep

and goats. Mostly chic. It is the it is the eyes. Have you seen the eyes

of a sheep? The pupils are weird. I can't deal with it. Does anybody

know what he's talking about. Look it up Google. They have the eyes of

a serial killer. So a sheep in sunglasses, fine. And when did you

discover you were afraid of sheep and goats? I went to Wales. That

will do it. CHEERING

Children in suits is my favourite, I accept that.

Right, time to meet our final guest.

He's the iconic front man of one of our greatest rock bands, The Who.

They've sold over 100 million albums and broken records worldwide.

Please welcome, for the first time, the great Roger Daltrey.

CHEERING There he is! Hey! Hello, sir, nice

to see you. That is Dwayne. Have a seat, please. There you go. Welcome,

sir, how are you? Very well. Welcome back to the world of music with a

new album, As Long As I Have You, and that is out on June the 1st. And

I suppose it's not quite what people will expect from Roger Daltrey solo

albums. Well, my solo albums were always a hobby, but I've taken this

one seriously. I've gone back to doing the kind of music The Who used

to do before Pete Townshend started writing the songs, and I used to be

a soul singer but, at 17, 18, 19, you can sing the words and the

notes, but there's not much soul in their because you haven't lived a

life. It's been great to revisit them with the years I've got my belt

now! Have you finished your memoir? Yeah. And that out later in the

year? October. It's called Thanks A Lot, Mr Micklewhite. To the

publishers know that? They know now! He was my headmaster. I looked at

the other rock biographies and I didn't delay publishing deals and

then write a book, I just wrote a book and gave it to publishers. And

they liked it, and I was shocked, because I didn't want to be under

the cosh of, we want more of that, more of that. I wanted to write a

book about what it felt like to be in the middle of that whirlwind,

what became the biggest band in the world in the early, mid-70s, The

Who, massive. Of course, we were street kids from Shepherd's Bush,

from around here. To deal with what was loaded on us at 25 years old was

so difficult, because it was an industry that we were making up as

we went along. Not to judge the other members of The Who, but are

usually only one who any of it? Pete remembers a lot of it. There are big

gaps that I don't remember. I've had five quite bad concussions, so there

are big gaps. I was the only straight one with three addicts.

Pete was an alcoholic, later a drug addict, John was an alcoholic and

cocaine addict, and Keith Moon was in anything addict. Even Vim. It

must have been hard, being that guy. Somebody had to be straight, and it

fell on me. You're a fan of 9/11, but you like the whole look and

everything? -- you are a fan of The Who. The model being influenced my

entire life. Are you sorry you didn't end up in music, because it

sounds like you like it more? I like it more than anything. I can sing

but you would want to hear my album. -- you wouldn't want. Lots of people

love The Who but, when it comes to stereotypical archetypal rock bands,

people smashing guitars and wrecking hotel rooms, throwing TVs out that

is all you. That wasn't me! That was The Who who started that. Asda

mainly Keith Moon and Pete Townshend. -- mainly Keith Moon and

Pete Townshend. Pete Townshend was an instigator of quite a lot of it.

It was all done in jest but now when I think that a lot of it wasn't

really very funny. There is one thing we can talk about, because

we've got a clip, a moment of madness. Was it your life prime time

debut on TV? Are you talking about the Smothers brothers? It was the

biggest show in America in its day, 1967, and they invited us on, and we

were famous at the time for breaking up our instruments with My

Generation, and we did the rehearsal and, on the same show, two of the

biggest stars of their time were on in the whole of the film industry.

There was Betty Davis and Mickey Rooney. Anyway, unbeknownst to us,

we used to have this kind of thing where the drums went boom and smoke

came out, just a relatively tame little thing, and Pete broke his

guitars, and it was theatrics to go with the noise the guitar made while

it was being broken, like an animal being slaughtered. When it came to

the take, Keith Moon and got the pirate technician drug -- -- Keith

Moon had got the technician drunk and gave him some dollars and he

overcharged the canon and it went off like a hand grenade.

off like a hand grenade. People got hurt, didn't they? Solo Keith Moon

etiquette of shrapnel. It comes out and he's holding his arm, with a

piece of drum. Pete's hair caught light, and if you see him, he's

doing this. Betty Davis immediately passes out at the side of the set

and Mickey Rooney catches the Ed Slater on, going, yea! This is, as

described, some people finishing a song, expecting an explosion, but

it's a lot bigger. You can see the camera work... Anyway. I get blown

out shot, by the way. Wedge anyway. Anyway.

# It's my generation, baby

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

That insane! Well, let's hope that doesn't happen tonight.

Roger, would you like to go over to join your band?

They are ready for you over there. CHEERING

Performing As Long As I Have You, it is Roger Daltrey!

# Born in darkness

# But I fought my way up to the sun

# I had a lot of battles

# Some I lost and some I've won

# But let me tell you, girl

# You ain't seen nothing yet

# Ain't nothing in this world

# That I can't get

# As long as I have you As long as I have

# Long as I have As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# Oh won't you give me mountains to crumble

# And I'll turn them to sand

# Let me put this world

# In the palm of your hand

# Find some teardrops

# But I sang my way out of the blues

# Had to learn to stand up

# Even when they scared me out of my shoes

# But let me tell you, girl

# You ain't seen nothing yet

# There's nothing in this world

# That I can't get

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# Oh, won't you give me mountains to crumble

# And I'll turn them to sand

# Let me put this world

# In the palm of your hand

# Say you love me

# And I know that half the battle is won

# Don'tcha worry about nothing

# In your mind the best is yet to come

# But let me tell you, girl

# You ain't seen nothing yet

# There's nothing in this world

# That I can't get

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# All night, all night

# All day, all day

# But let me tell you, girl

# You ain't seen nothing yet

# There's nothing in this world

# That I can't get

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# As long as I have you

# Oh, won't you give me mountains to crumble... #

CHEERING

Oh! Roger Daltrey, everybody! Come on back. Let's hear it for the band

as well, ladies and gentlemen! That band are amazing! That was

fantastic, Roger. Take a seat beside Martin. We are nearly out of here.

That was terrific, really grateful I tell you, we are all energised now.

-- really great. Time for a quick visit the red chair. Who is there?

What's your name? I'm Phil from Surrey. What group that was good,

I'm Phil from Surrey. What do you do? I work in the public service.

Tax? Police. Are you plain clothes? I am tonight. Study his face!

I am tonight. Study his face! My mum bought herself a circulation

boosting machine that passes electricity through your feet to

boost blood circulation. She is 80 foot I would read to her house, she

got out of the shower, she had her dressing gown on, she was on the

sofa and iPod, I'll not this up to 90% to make it work properly. -- and

I thought. My mum put her feet on the machine, I turned it on, I had a

shriek from her, she fell back onto the sofa. She kicked me in the jaw.

Her legs went ten to two. LAUGHTER

I think that scared us all a visual. Have I? I hope I have. One more? OK.

Oh, the glamour! Hello, what's your name? Sakena. What do you do? I'm a

patient advocate in mental health. In half American, or Iraqi. I grew

up in New Zealand and I used to work in a major art gallery, and this was

at the time

at the time when The Hobbit was being filmed because Ian McCallum

came in. I shook his hand and then he started going to a part of the

gallery where you need a ticket, so I said, do you have a ticket and he

said, no, I don't. I said, sorry, you shall not pass. I quite liked

that!

Well done, everyone.

If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in the red chair,

you can contact us via our website at this address.

That's it for tonight.

Please say thank you to my guests - Roger Daltrey...

CHEERING

Martin Freeman...

Naomie Harris...

And Dwayne Johnson.

Join me next week with musical guests Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa,

hot from the kitchen Mary Berry and Claudia Winkleman,

actor Maxine Peake, Episodes star Matt LeBlanc,

and Dr Strange himself, Benedict Cumberbatch.

I'll see you then.

Goodnight.

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