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about towns like Google Briscoe I'm not

interested in all that's all

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my god

lie down

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um I'm Kevin Gina

surprise I'm just just thought I'm

getting laid it happens less often than

I'd like to admit

your cheer than your pictures Thanks

so you want to do this

sure

kiss you it's so fucking hot

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no the condom broke while you were

inside of me wow you have nothing to

worry about I'm clean

the cedars-sinai emergency room has Pat

I'll call you an uber

cars here thanks do you want company now

you've done enough I'm really sorry

hey Kevin it's Gino you left your keys

at the hotel I'm here until 6:00 a.m. if

you want to swing by after that I'm on a

flight I'll text you

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Hey

Thanks for meeting me here yeah sure

how'd it go

um the doctor has put me on a regimen

good how do you feel

I shit but I'll get over it do you have

my keys hey do you want to stay for a

drink

I should go my treat it's the least I

can do

I've been in your situation before the

last thing you want to do is be alone

especially with your thoughts are you

home hmm feel better you know you know I

know intellectually that everything's

gonna be okay

there's a side of me that's it's racing

and anxious and imagining all the awful

things that could have gone wrong like

like telling my parents that I had

contracted HIV they'd be heartbroken for

sure they'd also think I'm a hole and no

no the truth you know um the parties in

there I'll go over when I'm ready bring

your friend - hi I'm Lisa Kevin I

actually should get going come by

tonight you could use the distraction

always nobody can't

he would be good the anemone or thank

God gee yeah

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so you know any Korean songs no my

parents are from Taiwan is everyone here

Korean yeah this is my Korean adoptee

support group really we're all part of

this massive Facebook group and the

Angelenos we meet here in k-town every

month that's that's really cool so

you're adopted

yeah and I'm actually going to Seoul in

six hours to find my birth parents

that's that's that's great

yeah nerve-wracking I mean I feel like

my whole life is light up to this point

to Gino and the journey ahead come back

come back let's take a picture okay I

can go ahead and take it okay Katie OMG

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it's weird I'm not using hangouts only

agent I mean I went to Chinese Baptist

Church when I was a kid and all that but

as an adult I'm just not used to it you

didn't think I was gonna be Asian

that's what happens when you refuse to

send the face pic do you know your

thumbs up you pick this one just change

it to the next one oh you have to say

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my

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some guzzle can find the sunshine always

looking fine the rain fell away going in

some time

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that was fun it was all the Asians you

say the most offensive things but I

don't know if you're joking okay I don't

avoid Asian company I just don't

actively seek it out okay so I grew up

in the neighborhood that was always at

schools the kids would call me ching

chong a Chinese boy karate kid

so if I wanted to have any friends I had

to be white hang out with white people

became my comfort zone do you connect

your heritage at all I do I speak

Mandarin

I visit Taiwan every few years with my

parents tell him that I've never had

that it didn't bother me at first but

then it started turning into this agent

pick

just wouldn't go away it started

affecting my entire life

it's like you know that movie Skyfall

Adele sang the theme song so yes there's

this part with Judi Dench she says that

her friends made the greatest agents and

it's true because we're constantly

overachieving

looking to fill that hole I'll say

you're so goofy

you know you love it do I

so how did you reclaim your heritage

well my first Asian boyfriend was

Japanese he told me to just go to

Koreatown and eat so that's what I did

first I learned the food then the

language cuz you got to know how to

order it then I started hanging out with

Koreans cuz we all hold up the same food

leaving Koreatown it's just centered

there's a magic in this place that's

like me in the SUV when I'm there it's

like I'm eating the food that I was born

T and agents who grew up there they're a

different race yes they're they're

self-confident well adjusted and they

break dance it's like where's the

neuroses and low self-esteem you have a

quip for everything only when I'm trying

to impress someone

how you feel like everything's gonna be

okay I think it's you

you know I've always fantasized that one

day when I go on these hookups it'll

just turn to this fantastic day that

won't last all night granted we got off

there pretty traumatic sorry but now I'm

having a great time and I think it's you

just something about you that makes me

feel safe

are you married because of its tool

woman that's kind of hot not that

and going away for humans it's fine by

me

still be single when you come back Kevin

I think you're a great guy and this in

no way reflects on you I just don't want

to be in a relationship I never asked to

be in relationship is this because of

that pit you're trying to fill maybe I

just like to have sex no commitments no

attachments I've tried open

relationships they just don't work for

me I need my freedom

it's not you I understand that is this

why you wouldn't kiss me no I don't kiss

as a rule it's just it's too intimate

you know some might say that's sticking

your penis in someone's asses into my -

yeah I can't explain that but for me

it's different yeah well your definition

of intimacy is ridiculous it is you've

had you've had relationships before yeah

she didn't even the Japanese guy that

put you in touch with your heritage

are you are you hanging with me out of

pity no I'm having a great time with you

I just I wanted to get that out there

I wanted to manage your expectations

sorry am I should get some rest in

you've got a plane to catch

are you sure thanks for everything

I hope you find your parents I really do

I'll let you know

bye

hey Gino hungry do you know the story of

some new boots again it's a dish that

was actually meant to right here in

Koreatown by mother of three in the

1990s the dish became so popular that

the Korean tourists actually took it

back to South Korea and that's what

cemented some new boots you get in the

pantheon of Korean cuisine so it's the

perfect blend of east and west

like Kobe tacos and corn cheese and me

well I was gonna say but too bad you're

not available you're gonna find someone

great I'm sure of it I don't know I've

been in LA for three years and nothing

which is disappointing because I heard

that the gates here actually date Asians

turns out le gays not that different

the other day my coworker said that

Daniel Dae Kim is attractive for an

Asian guy it's fucked up I know and then

I said that he's attractive for a human

being and then he backpedaled with you

know what I meant I let it go cuz we

were at work but now I'm thinking I

shouldn't have

anyway I'm preaching to the choir you're

acutely aware of racism that's the real

reason why I didn't send a face pic not

for privacy they see am Asian when they

meet me and by then they've already

driven 45 minutes to meet you so - well

there's one thing that beats gay sysm

it's our contempt for driving crosstown

is that why you slept with me cuz might

as well it doesn't matter we're not on a

date then answer the question you've

been bringing me in place to place to

make me feel better but in fact it's to

make yourself feel better

mmm-hmm you flirt and you tease with no

intention of this going any farther I'm

forming a friendship I thought what this

is do you think it feels good to be

sitting across the table from a man who

just fucked you but doesn't want to date

you okay I call bullshit you rejected me

as soon as you saw my Korean face but I

get it you're a self-loathing Taiwanese

American that isn't attracted to other

agents you bitch about other people not

being attracted to Asians but you're not

attracted to Asians yourself

we just had hot sex and you're Asian but

the point is that would have never

happened if you sell my face pic right

I used to be like you

all my boyfriends and girlfriends were

white until I met my Japanese boyfriend

Chris he changed my life there's this

metamorphosis that happens when you're

having sex looking into someone's eyes

that look like your own being with him I

knew that if I could love someone that

looked like me I could love myself

well now you know why I wanted to kiss

you

you'll soon know

I wish we met under different

circumstances like five years into the

future when I'm ready to settle so

besides finding your parents anything

else on the agenda in Seoul I want to

check out the gay scene for some reason

South Koreans don't believe that gays

exist they think it's an exclusively

American phenomenon but I think it's

because they've never met the North

Koreans Oh maybe you'll discover you

have an identical twin like in that

documentary twisters and then you have

this real-life alternate timeline

version of yourself who broke Korean I

don't think I could handle that just

introduce them to me I'll take that

okay

good luck finding your

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good

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my god

no other jobs guy

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you