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about towns like Google Briscoe I'm not
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interested in all that's all
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my god
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lie down
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um I'm Kevin Gina
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surprise I'm just just thought I'm
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getting laid it happens less often than
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I'd like to admit
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your cheer than your pictures Thanks
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so you want to do this
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sure
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kiss you it's so fucking hot
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no the condom broke while you were
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inside of me wow you have nothing to
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worry about I'm clean
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the cedars-sinai emergency room has Pat
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I'll call you an uber
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cars here thanks do you want company now
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you've done enough I'm really sorry
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hey Kevin it's Gino you left your keys
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at the hotel I'm here until 6:00 a.m. if
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you want to swing by after that I'm on a
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flight I'll text you
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Hey
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Thanks for meeting me here yeah sure
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how'd it go
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um the doctor has put me on a regimen
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good how do you feel
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I shit but I'll get over it do you have
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my keys hey do you want to stay for a
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drink
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I should go my treat it's the least I
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can do
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I've been in your situation before the
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last thing you want to do is be alone
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especially with your thoughts are you
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home hmm feel better you know you know I
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know intellectually that everything's
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gonna be okay
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there's a side of me that's it's racing
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and anxious and imagining all the awful
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things that could have gone wrong like
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like telling my parents that I had
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contracted HIV they'd be heartbroken for
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sure they'd also think I'm a hole and no
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no the truth you know um the parties in
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there I'll go over when I'm ready bring
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your friend - hi I'm Lisa Kevin I
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actually should get going come by
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tonight you could use the distraction
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always nobody can't
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he would be good the anemone or thank
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God gee yeah
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so you know any Korean songs no my
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parents are from Taiwan is everyone here
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Korean yeah this is my Korean adoptee
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support group really we're all part of
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this massive Facebook group and the
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Angelenos we meet here in k-town every
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month that's that's really cool so
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you're adopted
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yeah and I'm actually going to Seoul in
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six hours to find my birth parents
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that's that's that's great
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yeah nerve-wracking I mean I feel like
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my whole life is light up to this point
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to Gino and the journey ahead come back
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come back let's take a picture okay I
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can go ahead and take it okay Katie OMG
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it's weird I'm not using hangouts only
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agent I mean I went to Chinese Baptist
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Church when I was a kid and all that but
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as an adult I'm just not used to it you
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didn't think I was gonna be Asian
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that's what happens when you refuse to
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send the face pic do you know your
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thumbs up you pick this one just change
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it to the next one oh you have to say
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some guzzle can find the sunshine always
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looking fine the rain fell away going in
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some time
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that was fun it was all the Asians you
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say the most offensive things but I
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don't know if you're joking okay I don't
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avoid Asian company I just don't
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actively seek it out okay so I grew up
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in the neighborhood that was always at
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schools the kids would call me ching
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chong a Chinese boy karate kid
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so if I wanted to have any friends I had
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to be white hang out with white people
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became my comfort zone do you connect
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your heritage at all I do I speak
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Mandarin
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I visit Taiwan every few years with my
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parents tell him that I've never had
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that it didn't bother me at first but
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then it started turning into this agent
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pick
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just wouldn't go away it started
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affecting my entire life
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it's like you know that movie Skyfall
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Adele sang the theme song so yes there's
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this part with Judi Dench she says that
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her friends made the greatest agents and
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it's true because we're constantly
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overachieving
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looking to fill that hole I'll say
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you're so goofy
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you know you love it do I
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so how did you reclaim your heritage
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well my first Asian boyfriend was
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Japanese he told me to just go to
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Koreatown and eat so that's what I did
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first I learned the food then the
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language cuz you got to know how to
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order it then I started hanging out with
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Koreans cuz we all hold up the same food
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leaving Koreatown it's just centered
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there's a magic in this place that's
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like me in the SUV when I'm there it's
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like I'm eating the food that I was born
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T and agents who grew up there they're a
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different race yes they're they're
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self-confident well adjusted and they
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break dance it's like where's the
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neuroses and low self-esteem you have a
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quip for everything only when I'm trying
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to impress someone
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how you feel like everything's gonna be
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okay I think it's you
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you know I've always fantasized that one
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day when I go on these hookups it'll
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just turn to this fantastic day that
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won't last all night granted we got off
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there pretty traumatic sorry but now I'm
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having a great time and I think it's you
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just something about you that makes me
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feel safe
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are you married because of its tool
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woman that's kind of hot not that
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and going away for humans it's fine by
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me
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still be single when you come back Kevin
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I think you're a great guy and this in
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no way reflects on you I just don't want
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to be in a relationship I never asked to
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be in relationship is this because of
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that pit you're trying to fill maybe I
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just like to have sex no commitments no
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attachments I've tried open
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relationships they just don't work for
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me I need my freedom
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it's not you I understand that is this
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why you wouldn't kiss me no I don't kiss
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as a rule it's just it's too intimate
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you know some might say that's sticking
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your penis in someone's asses into my -
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yeah I can't explain that but for me
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it's different yeah well your definition
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of intimacy is ridiculous it is you've
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had you've had relationships before yeah
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she didn't even the Japanese guy that
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put you in touch with your heritage
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are you are you hanging with me out of
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pity no I'm having a great time with you
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I just I wanted to get that out there
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I wanted to manage your expectations
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sorry am I should get some rest in
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you've got a plane to catch
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are you sure thanks for everything
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I hope you find your parents I really do
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I'll let you know
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bye
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hey Gino hungry do you know the story of
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some new boots again it's a dish that
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was actually meant to right here in
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Koreatown by mother of three in the
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1990s the dish became so popular that
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the Korean tourists actually took it
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back to South Korea and that's what
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cemented some new boots you get in the
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pantheon of Korean cuisine so it's the
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perfect blend of east and west
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like Kobe tacos and corn cheese and me
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well I was gonna say but too bad you're
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not available you're gonna find someone
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great I'm sure of it I don't know I've
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been in LA for three years and nothing
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which is disappointing because I heard
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that the gates here actually date Asians
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turns out le gays not that different
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the other day my coworker said that
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Daniel Dae Kim is attractive for an
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Asian guy it's fucked up I know and then
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I said that he's attractive for a human
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being and then he backpedaled with you
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know what I meant I let it go cuz we
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were at work but now I'm thinking I
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shouldn't have
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anyway I'm preaching to the choir you're
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acutely aware of racism that's the real
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reason why I didn't send a face pic not
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for privacy they see am Asian when they
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meet me and by then they've already
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driven 45 minutes to meet you so - well
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there's one thing that beats gay sysm
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it's our contempt for driving crosstown
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is that why you slept with me cuz might
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as well it doesn't matter we're not on a
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date then answer the question you've
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been bringing me in place to place to
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make me feel better but in fact it's to
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make yourself feel better
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mmm-hmm you flirt and you tease with no
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intention of this going any farther I'm
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forming a friendship I thought what this
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is do you think it feels good to be
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sitting across the table from a man who
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just fucked you but doesn't want to date
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you okay I call bullshit you rejected me
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as soon as you saw my Korean face but I
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get it you're a self-loathing Taiwanese
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American that isn't attracted to other
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agents you bitch about other people not
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being attracted to Asians but you're not
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attracted to Asians yourself
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we just had hot sex and you're Asian but
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the point is that would have never
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happened if you sell my face pic right
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I used to be like you
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all my boyfriends and girlfriends were
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white until I met my Japanese boyfriend
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Chris he changed my life there's this
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metamorphosis that happens when you're
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having sex looking into someone's eyes
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that look like your own being with him I
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knew that if I could love someone that
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looked like me I could love myself
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well now you know why I wanted to kiss
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you
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you'll soon know
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I wish we met under different
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circumstances like five years into the
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future when I'm ready to settle so
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besides finding your parents anything
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else on the agenda in Seoul I want to
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check out the gay scene for some reason
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South Koreans don't believe that gays
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exist they think it's an exclusively
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American phenomenon but I think it's
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because they've never met the North
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Koreans Oh maybe you'll discover you
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have an identical twin like in that
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documentary twisters and then you have
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this real-life alternate timeline
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version of yourself who broke Korean I
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don't think I could handle that just
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introduce them to me I'll take that
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okay
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good luck finding your
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good
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my god
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no other jobs guy
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you
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