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"After half a century of peace and prosperity
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the fortunes of China's Tang
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dynasty begin to dwindle
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Revolts, droughts and famines visit on
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a suffering people in succession
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Demons make their appearance too
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The brave and the righteous,
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these swordsmen of integrity
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choose not to seek power
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but to roam the countryside
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righting wrongs as they travel"
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Brother, buy me a drink
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Cheers!
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Please, sir
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Tonight is yours
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No, you first
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Brother, here comes an easy prey!
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He has a sword
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Has he? I've got a sabre too
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What will you have, sir?
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Just make a few dishes for me
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Any inn in this vicinity, please?
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Not in our
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isolated place
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Haunted houses, maybe
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Waiter, wine
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Good
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Please, sir
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Now it depends on you. Take care
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Master, after a hard journey
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come here and sit down
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What are you doing?
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Master, you're handsome
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you must be romantic
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Come drink with me, come over
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I can't drink, I can't
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Bastard, molesting my wife?
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Your wife? I didn't
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I saw it. Don't deny!
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Darling, he assaulted me
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Darling, he touched me
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Sex friend, you!
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Brothers, beat him!
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Don't try anything foolish!
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It's female
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So you enjoy posing as a man
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Let my brother show you
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how to be a real man
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What do you want? Let me go!
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Brother, rape her!
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Rape her!
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Well, by popular request, I'll do it
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Move her up the table
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Rape her!
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Help!
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Rape her!
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Let me go!
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Help, help!
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Put it on
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I thought you'd leave me behind
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I told you not to follow me
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You won't be happy to be with me
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Our marriage was one arranged before our birth
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My dad fixed it
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Marry my dad then
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You're forsaking me! Let me die!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Only because you're forsaking me
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Well, follow me, if you please
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That's better
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- Let's go
- Yes
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Go in
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Help, help!
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Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
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Keep away!
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Please drive away that dog for me
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Thank you
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Go now
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Keep away
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Thank you
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Who are you?
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Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
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Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
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Thank you
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Hurry up
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Excuse me, please
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Help me, Buddha!
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A demon!
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Don't misunderstand me, sir
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I'm not a demon, I'm a monk
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You're a monk?
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Buddha be praised! You must be devout
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Forget minor rites
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Don't be stubborn
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One must live and let live
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Have food, have fun and go freely
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The rest are of no consequence
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What's your priestly name, please?
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How come you're now big and now small?
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I am the Reverend Wick
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a monk since childhood, to guard Wick Tower
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Facing the lamp day and night is boring
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I have no one to chat with
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I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
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Real or imagined, the wick
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said to me one day
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He taught me the incantation that shrinks me
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But I might get burnt to death
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if the lamp burns out before I change back
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Thank you
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May I ask your names, please?
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I'm Chu Chung, and he's Liu...
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Hsia-hui
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Greeting, Mr Chu, Mr Liu
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Don't stand on ceremony
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Call us by name
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You keep him company
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while I go in to change
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Mr Liu has a sense of humor.
Let's go in to chat
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- Good, please
- Please
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Sit down
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Priest, what you told us just now...
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They say life's a wick.
It's gone, once burnt out
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Compared with the centuries-old universe
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life's a speek only, right?
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Forget it now
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When you reach my age
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you'll understand
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Priest, are you all right?
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Chu, when were you born?
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The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat
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915, year of the Rat
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Immediately before noon?
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How do you know?
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Great, congratulations!
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Yours is maximum masculinity
and strength, very rare
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What did you say?
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You won't understand no matter how I put it
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In a word, you're extraordinary
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We're like good friends
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I've got good wine
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Let me get it for all of us
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Don't run around. Wait for me
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An exceptional man
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- You bloody monk!
- Sex is nothingness
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- and nothingness is sex
- Why are you here?
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Mr Liu, no...
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Miss Liu, so you're a lady
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You scoundrel. You peeped at my bathing!
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No, I didn't see anything
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How do you know
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I'm a lady then?
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Miss Liu, don't blame me
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First, I didn't know you were taking a bath
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Second, I didn't know you were female
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Creep, you're unworthy as a monk
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you're obscene!
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Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
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Nudity doesn't count for much
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Every creature is naked at birth
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Have you seen a chicken
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or duck dressed?
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Buddha be praised!
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The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree,
nor is the mirror a substance
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Nothingness won't get contaminated
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I'm in no mood for your sutras
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I've already suffered
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You're a creep, a real creep!
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Miss Liu, if you deem that as a loss
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come and feel me, knead me any way you like
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Come on
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Scare me?
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Chu
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Priest
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I told you not to move around
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Priest, that fairy in the portrait
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is smiling at me
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Chu, no ideas
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no illusions
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Undesirable ideas breed illusions
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What I saw didn't look like illusion
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Men belong to earth; spirits belong to hell
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The combination of the two is a bad omen
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Chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
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Priest, you mean
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what I saw is real?
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Priest, how can I ever see her again?
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Do me a favor, please
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No, it's dangerous
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I'm a wanderer with no worries; I'm not afraid
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It could be fatal!
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I'd die without regrets if I could see her once
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Evil!
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I'll help you so as not to
go against Heaven's will
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But you must promise me one thing
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You must come back within 24 hours
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Well, I promise
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Don't take this as a precedent
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If you hasn't returned when
this incense burns out
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you'll drift in the Void without
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ever getting back
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Turn this holy wheel
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Read this passage of sutras
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and you can move freely
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And when coming upon any danger
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throw out the wheel and you'll be safe
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Remember
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Thank you
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Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel
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to enter the lifeless tunnel
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Buddha be praised!
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Hands off!
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Don't do it, it's damned!
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Let go!
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Mr Chu
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How do you know my name?
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I'm Yun I-meng
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My dad is a famous fortune teller
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He can tell the past and predict the future
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After reading my fortune, he told me
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I'd come upon a disaster at 17
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Don't cry. Confide it to me
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He said I was fated to
stay in hell for a period
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before you'd appear to take me as your wife
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Don't worry, I won't hurt you
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Dad said my life is not yet over
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After you marry me, your yang can help
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bring me back to earth
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Your ladyship
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Where's I-meng?
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In the room opposite
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Why didn't you announce
the presence of a guest?
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I must host a feast for him tonight
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Yes, your ladyship
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Buddha be praised!
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Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
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A monk is delighted
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by others reading sutras
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Why are you an exception?
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You chanted and knocked all
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night, disturbed my sleep
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I won't do it anymore if
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you tell me where Chu Chung is
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What?
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Well, come with me
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Come, come
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Where's he?
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As I told you repeatedly,
he's walked into the wall
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You're lying again
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See for yourself
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How can such a strong wall be penetrated?
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And I saw nothing inside from outside
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You asked me but won't believe what I said
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Have you heard of Hellgate?
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What? Hellgate?
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No, but not much different from it
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This painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
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Laymen like you won't understand
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He entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
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This question is difficult to answer
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Don't you know the mess outside?
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The Court changed its
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chicken farm policy
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Chu won't come out probably because
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he prefers to stay inside
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Don't be silly, I was only joking
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He'll come back for sure before
the incense burns out
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He won't forsake his life. Don't worry
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They come and go freely, let it be
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Chu, you came from afar. Let me toast you
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In celebration
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Thank you
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Let's go over to tease him
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OK
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Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you
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Come on, drink with arms locked
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Sister, brother-in-law getting ruddy
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Chu, we're now of one family
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Let me toast you
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Your ladyship, I'm afraid master can't drink
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Let me drink it for him
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00:39:45,457 --> 00:39:47,291
No, it's from Her ladyship to brother-in-law
283
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:49,082
Sister can't drink it for him
284
00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,166
I should drink it to appreciate
285
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:52,749
her kind thought
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00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:59,957
Brother-in-law, drink it, you won't get drunk
287
00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,041
Brother-in-law, great!
288
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:08,041
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
289
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:09,124
Please
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00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:11,416
You go on
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00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,124
Brother-in-law, one more
292
00:40:15,124 --> 00:40:16,874
Yes, one more
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00:40:22,582 --> 00:40:25,791
It's from me, drink it
294
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,249
Well, I drink
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00:40:29,374 --> 00:40:30,541
This is my toast
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00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:31,707
Take it easy
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00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:35,832
Not yet finished
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00:40:35,832 --> 00:40:36,999
Well, I drink
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00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:40,374
A good drinker
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00:40:42,582 --> 00:40:44,124
Take this too
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00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:48,791
Good
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00:40:48,957 --> 00:40:49,541
Master
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00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:50,457
Drink it now!
304
00:40:50,457 --> 00:40:53,041
One more
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00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,416
You won't get drunk
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00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:55,332
Drink this quickly
307
00:40:55,332 --> 00:40:57,041
Come on, you're a good drinker
308
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,707
Come on, finish this
309
00:44:11,957 --> 00:44:13,207
How's it?
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00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,124
Are you all right?
311
00:44:19,332 --> 00:44:20,541
Where's I-meng?
312
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:25,124
Where's I-meng? Tell me!
313
00:44:25,124 --> 00:44:28,999
She was abducted by Old Demon Chia Yuan
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00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,332
whereabouts unknow
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00:44:30,332 --> 00:44:31,374
We're at a loss what to do
316
00:44:31,374 --> 00:44:33,457
Where's Chia Yuan? Take me there right away
317
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,707
Here it is
318
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:15,124
Which evil dares to destroy my gold body?
319
00:45:15,124 --> 00:45:17,332
You not only defiled their virtue
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00:45:17,332 --> 00:45:18,624
but also abducted I-meng
321
00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:19,499
Hand over I-meng quickly!
322
00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:21,499
What did you say? Which I-meng?
323
00:45:21,499 --> 00:45:23,582
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
324
00:45:23,582 --> 00:45:24,832
Fight with him!
325
00:46:10,582 --> 00:46:13,957
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
326
00:46:13,957 --> 00:46:15,082
You...
327
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,624
Your day is near
328
00:46:29,124 --> 00:46:30,832
You don't understand?
329
00:46:41,749 --> 00:46:43,916
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
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00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:45,832
has a strong yang
331
00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:47,541
And only his blood can spoil
332
00:46:47,541 --> 00:46:50,832
your immortal body
333
00:46:50,832 --> 00:46:52,207
and put you to death
334
00:46:52,207 --> 00:46:55,207
I acted to set him up
335
00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:57,416
I've endured you for long
336
00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:58,999
You as a guardian angel
337
00:46:58,999 --> 00:47:01,874
forbid us from doing this and that
338
00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:03,916
As of now I'll be the master
339
00:47:03,916 --> 00:47:05,374
After eating your flesh
340
00:47:05,374 --> 00:47:09,332
I can get out of the portrait
and rule the world
341
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,332
Now let me take you to hell
342
00:47:19,332 --> 00:47:20,416
Don't!
343
00:47:29,957 --> 00:47:31,874
Bring them back
344
00:47:35,582 --> 00:47:36,707
Get up!
345
00:47:41,957 --> 00:47:42,874
Go
346
00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,416
Go!
347
00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:10,541
Miss Liu, eat something first
348
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:12,666
No, thanks, I have no appetite
349
00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:14,582
You must eat
350
00:48:15,249 --> 00:48:18,082
Priest, will he be in danger?
351
00:48:18,082 --> 00:48:19,541
Not now
352
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:23,082
You can't tell in four hours
353
00:48:23,082 --> 00:48:24,332
Why?
354
00:48:25,374 --> 00:48:28,541
The power comes from this wheel
355
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,707
But there's a time limit
356
00:48:30,707 --> 00:48:34,457
When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes
357
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:37,166
What if he can't come back?
358
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,832
He'll be shuttling between earth and hell
359
00:48:39,832 --> 00:48:42,791
He can't be a man or a ghost
360
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:46,416
Priest, try something. Let me bring him out
361
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:51,457
Stop dreaming, you're so fragile
362
00:48:51,457 --> 00:48:53,666
After entering, you may not live to get out
363
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:55,124
You don't look well
364
00:48:55,124 --> 00:48:57,666
Get out of here quick to evert the disaster
365
00:48:57,666 --> 00:49:00,707
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
366
00:50:06,332 --> 00:50:08,874
I-meng, you're beautiful
367
00:50:08,874 --> 00:50:10,832
Let's play
368
00:50:11,374 --> 00:50:14,832
Come, come
369
00:50:15,124 --> 00:50:17,124
Don't, keep away!
370
00:50:18,832 --> 00:50:20,291
See you later
371
00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:28,874
Keep away!
372
00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:33,916
Load the blood
373
00:50:36,957 --> 00:50:38,082
Let's play
374
00:50:38,082 --> 00:50:39,124
Keep away!
375
00:50:40,457 --> 00:50:42,541
Why am I not allowed to play?
376
00:50:54,124 --> 00:50:56,541
Your ladyship, the hand of Chia Yuan
377
00:50:56,832 --> 00:50:58,791
After another 49 days, I can
378
00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:00,666
get out of the portrait
379
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,749
to rule the mundane world
380
00:51:12,249 --> 00:51:14,291
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
381
00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:17,541
Your ladyship
382
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:19,166
I've prepared good wine for you
383
00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,291
Bring it quickly
384
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:21,166
Yes
385
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,332
Bring it quickly
386
00:51:48,332 --> 00:51:49,457
Sister
387
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:55,416
She's staring at us. Let's act
388
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:58,166
or we can't get over. Come on
389
00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:56,916
Come on, let's play
390
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:58,499
Don't get me involved
391
00:53:58,499 --> 00:53:59,332
Are you shy?
392
00:53:59,332 --> 00:54:00,916
Who'd play with you?
393
00:54:05,499 --> 00:54:08,124
Bring Chu Chung to my room right away
394
00:54:08,124 --> 00:54:09,082
Yes
395
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,082
Her ladyship wants me to take him away
396
00:54:17,082 --> 00:54:17,957
Yes
397
00:54:35,832 --> 00:54:38,207
What are you doing? Using me to kill again?
398
00:54:38,207 --> 00:54:39,957
Chu, I know it was my fault
399
00:54:39,957 --> 00:54:41,457
but if I don't obey her
400
00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:43,749
we may both get killed
401
00:54:44,124 --> 00:54:45,291
Don't think you can
402
00:54:45,291 --> 00:54:46,707
convince me with that
403
00:54:46,707 --> 00:54:48,999
I know I can't possibly convince you
404
00:54:48,999 --> 00:54:50,707
Well, let me take you out of the portrait
405
00:54:50,707 --> 00:54:52,041
My wheel was taken away
406
00:54:52,041 --> 00:54:53,166
by her. I can't leave
407
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:54,749
I'll get it back for you for sure
408
00:55:09,207 --> 00:55:10,999
Why do you want to take him away?
409
00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:17,249
Fox, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
410
00:55:17,791 --> 00:55:18,499
Help me take him away
411
00:55:18,499 --> 00:55:19,332
Yes
412
00:55:28,457 --> 00:55:29,416
Come in
413
00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:30,957
Go in
414
00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:37,041
Your ladyship, Chu Chung's here
415
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,874
Help him to bed
416
00:55:51,874 --> 00:55:52,624
Yes
417
00:56:02,999 --> 00:56:04,874
Why are you two coming in?
418
00:56:05,707 --> 00:56:08,374
To help you undress, your ladyship
419
00:56:24,457 --> 00:56:25,916
Get out quick!
420
00:56:30,207 --> 00:56:32,707
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
421
00:56:32,707 --> 00:56:33,582
Yes
422
00:56:53,374 --> 00:56:56,416
Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!
423
00:57:06,874 --> 00:57:08,332
[-Meng
424
00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,582
Sister
425
00:58:16,749 --> 00:58:17,957
Don't!
426
00:59:09,957 --> 00:59:10,999
What happened?
427
00:59:10,999 --> 00:59:11,666
We saw someone there
428
00:59:11,666 --> 00:59:12,832
when we rushed in
429
00:59:12,832 --> 00:59:13,707
After him!
430
00:59:27,457 --> 00:59:28,541
[-Meng
431
00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:32,457
Cut it out! Let me take you away
432
00:59:32,457 --> 00:59:34,707
You stand no chance once she returns
433
00:59:35,499 --> 00:59:36,499
Look around over there
434
00:59:36,499 --> 00:59:37,249
Yes
435
01:00:13,207 --> 01:00:14,166
Go
436
01:00:15,457 --> 01:00:18,999
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
437
01:00:20,124 --> 01:00:21,332
Chun-meng
438
01:00:23,082 --> 01:00:23,624
Get hold of them!
439
01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:24,207
Yes
440
01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:34,249
Help me turn the wheel
441
01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:38,416
Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel
442
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:40,166
to enter the lifeless tunnel
443
01:00:45,082 --> 01:00:45,624
Catch him!
444
01:00:45,624 --> 01:00:47,082
Good!
445
01:00:55,957 --> 01:00:57,291
It hurts!
446
01:00:57,999 --> 01:01:00,249
Oh, no, finished!
447
01:01:00,249 --> 01:01:02,332
Impossible, he'll be back for sure
448
01:01:04,707 --> 01:01:06,791
Incredibly, here he is!
449
01:01:07,374 --> 01:01:10,374
Chu, are you all right?
450
01:01:10,374 --> 01:01:12,791
Priest, his body is burning. What now?
451
01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:14,749
He may have been hurt by Chia Yuan
452
01:01:14,749 --> 01:01:16,249
it's finished
453
01:01:16,249 --> 01:01:19,082
Anything serious, priest? You must help him
454
01:01:19,082 --> 01:01:21,832
Chia Yuan's axe is a sacred item from Heaven
455
01:01:21,832 --> 01:01:23,082
No layman can hold it because
456
01:01:23,082 --> 01:01:25,124
of its heavy yang content
457
01:01:25,124 --> 01:01:26,041
unless...
458
01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:27,416
Unless what?
459
01:01:28,082 --> 01:01:29,499
Unless you find a girl ready to
460
01:01:29,499 --> 01:01:31,999
sacrifice her virginity to marry him
461
01:01:31,999 --> 01:01:34,291
to squeeze his yang out
462
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:35,874
That's the only ray of hope
463
01:01:35,874 --> 01:01:37,707
But it could be dangerous
464
01:01:37,707 --> 01:01:39,166
I'll help him
465
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:39,749
You?
466
01:01:39,749 --> 01:01:41,041
Right, I'll help him
467
01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:44,082
Good, start now
468
01:01:46,124 --> 01:01:47,332
These braziers are arrayed according
469
01:01:47,332 --> 01:01:49,874
to the Ursa constellation
470
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,457
They absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of Heaven and earth
471
01:01:53,457 --> 01:01:54,791
Proceed now
472
01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:57,707
Show me how to do it
473
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,207
Ask the monk to show you?
474
01:02:02,082 --> 01:02:04,207
Wait. Let me think
475
01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,582
Have you got any idea?
476
01:02:11,374 --> 01:02:15,416
Yes. A monk has his six roots all cleansed
477
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:18,124
A layman's six roots are not clean
478
01:02:18,124 --> 01:02:20,791
See if Chu has got that 'root'
479
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:21,874
Root?
480
01:02:23,457 --> 01:02:24,999
Like this
481
01:02:25,416 --> 01:02:27,166
No, too terrible!
482
01:02:27,832 --> 01:02:30,332
This will do more or less
483
01:02:36,082 --> 01:02:39,332
I've found it. What then?
484
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:43,041
Oh, what then?
485
01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:47,707
I see. When I was a neophyte
486
01:02:47,707 --> 01:02:50,832
Some prostitutes arranged a religious service
487
01:02:50,832 --> 01:02:53,957
That abbot put all the monks
488
01:02:53,957 --> 01:02:55,999
to the test
489
01:02:55,999 --> 01:02:58,957
During the service, we all sat
490
01:02:58,957 --> 01:03:02,124
with the 'wooden fish' between our legs
491
01:03:02,124 --> 01:03:02,999
It's just like that now
492
01:03:02,999 --> 01:03:03,874
What's the idea?
493
01:03:03,874 --> 01:03:07,124
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
494
01:03:07,124 --> 01:03:09,374
The abbot said the louder the sound
495
01:03:09,374 --> 01:03:10,707
the lustier the sinning monk
496
01:03:10,707 --> 01:03:11,582
What happened then?
497
01:03:11,582 --> 01:03:13,416
What happened? During the service
498
01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:16,832
Sounds could be heard loud
and clear from every monk
499
01:03:16,832 --> 01:03:19,874
Only the abbot. Silence
500
01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,291
At first, we praised him for his endurance
501
01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:24,791
But when he stood up, it was discovered
502
01:03:24,791 --> 01:03:26,582
his staff had pierced the wooden fish
503
01:03:26,582 --> 01:03:27,416
Why?
504
01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:30,166
Why? It was stuck up by that root
505
01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:30,999
Have you got anything
506
01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:32,207
with you like the wooden fish?
507
01:03:32,207 --> 01:03:35,416
You're evil. Enough, I understand
508
01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:37,791
You asked me that. Why call me evil?
509
01:03:38,374 --> 01:03:40,166
How's your wooden fish?
510
01:03:41,374 --> 01:03:42,749
I'm ashamed to say it
511
01:03:42,749 --> 01:03:44,207
You must
512
01:03:44,707 --> 01:03:45,624
Really?
513
01:03:45,624 --> 01:03:46,457
Yes
514
01:03:47,249 --> 01:03:50,082
Well, listen
515
01:03:50,082 --> 01:03:54,582
My wooden fish burst into pieces
516
01:03:54,582 --> 01:03:56,499
So terrific?
517
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:59,249
You don't believe it? Don't ask then
518
01:03:59,249 --> 01:04:01,249
It's important to save. Undress
519
01:04:45,499 --> 01:04:46,624
[-meng
520
01:04:51,582 --> 01:04:52,666
[-meng
521
01:05:05,332 --> 01:05:06,499
[-meng
522
01:05:29,832 --> 01:05:32,707
All right, be more intimate
523
01:05:33,249 --> 01:05:35,582
[-meng
524
01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:42,249
[-meng
525
01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:00,416
Chu has hope now
526
01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:02,666
Miss Liu, put on your clothes now
527
01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:03,582
Good
528
01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:08,207
Finished?
529
01:06:08,207 --> 01:06:09,082
Yes
530
01:06:12,207 --> 01:06:14,582
Why has he not come to?
531
01:06:14,582 --> 01:06:16,082
It's not divine
532
01:06:16,082 --> 01:06:18,041
Not so soon
533
01:06:18,332 --> 01:06:19,874
How do you feel?
534
01:06:19,874 --> 01:06:22,624
I'm all right, but a bit tired
535
01:06:22,874 --> 01:06:24,457
Only a bit?
536
01:06:24,457 --> 01:06:25,957
What do you say?
537
01:06:26,624 --> 01:06:28,791
Miss Liu, you must take a rest yourself too
538
01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:30,957
I'll go and collect some herbs for him
539
01:06:30,957 --> 01:06:32,874
He'll be all right. Don't worry
540
01:06:32,874 --> 01:06:34,707
Take good care of him
541
01:06:36,832 --> 01:06:38,041
[-meng
542
01:06:49,082 --> 01:06:54,124
[-meng
543
01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:57,332
I-meng, don't desert me
544
01:06:57,332 --> 01:06:59,707
[-meng
545
01:07:03,416 --> 01:07:06,874
[-meng, don't desert me!
546
01:08:10,957 --> 01:08:12,666
Your ladyship, she's passing out
547
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:13,499
Splash to sober her up
548
01:08:13,499 --> 01:08:14,457
Yes
549
01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:23,416
Anyone with lusty desire
550
01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:25,457
will end up like her
551
01:08:26,207 --> 01:08:27,207
Halt!
552
01:08:28,332 --> 01:08:30,916
Who are you? What's your relation to Chu Chung?
553
01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:33,499
I'm Liu Su-su, Chu Chung is my husband
554
01:08:33,499 --> 01:08:36,874
You evils, your wreak havoc
everywhere. Let me go!
555
01:08:36,874 --> 01:08:39,124
Or I'll kill you all!
556
01:08:41,082 --> 01:08:43,791
This young lady talks big
557
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:45,624
Fox, teach her a lesson
558
01:08:45,624 --> 01:08:46,457
Yes
559
01:08:53,457 --> 01:08:54,666
Stop!
560
01:08:59,291 --> 01:09:03,082
Dare you to talk big again?
561
01:09:07,999 --> 01:09:10,374
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
562
01:09:10,374 --> 01:09:11,332
Yes
563
01:09:12,999 --> 01:09:15,874
How are we to dispose of this tramp I-meng?
564
01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:17,749
Confine her in prison right away
565
01:09:17,749 --> 01:09:20,374
I'll eat her to go with my drink
566
01:09:25,957 --> 01:09:27,332
[-meng
567
01:09:28,082 --> 01:09:29,791
You laymen are a real nuisance
568
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,291
You turn down someone who loves you
569
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,916
and insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
570
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:35,707
You nearly lost your life for the sake of love
571
01:09:35,707 --> 01:09:37,124
[-meng
572
01:09:38,124 --> 01:09:39,832
Now you're getting me involved
573
01:09:39,832 --> 01:09:42,416
Be nice and drink it
574
01:09:47,082 --> 01:09:48,332
Where's I-meng?
575
01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:50,749
Priest, where's I-meng?
576
01:09:50,749 --> 01:09:54,124
Damn you, you're heartless!
577
01:09:54,124 --> 01:09:56,416
You're still thinking of her now
578
01:09:56,416 --> 01:09:57,749
If Liu hadn't saved you
579
01:09:57,749 --> 01:09:59,374
with her virginity
580
01:09:59,374 --> 01:10:01,332
you'd have been in hell
581
01:10:01,332 --> 01:10:02,416
Su-su
582
01:10:04,291 --> 01:10:05,791
How do you feel?
583
01:10:05,791 --> 01:10:07,332
A little pain
584
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:09,332
Triangular love is bad enough
585
01:10:09,332 --> 01:10:10,916
but you're torn between earth and hell
586
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:12,957
See how you can cope with it
587
01:10:13,249 --> 01:10:15,207
What has become of you?
588
01:10:15,207 --> 01:10:18,791
I was used by an old lady to kill Chia Yuan
589
01:10:18,791 --> 01:10:19,541
Did you kill him?
590
01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:20,416
Yes
591
01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:25,124
That's serious, you've even killed Chia Yuan
592
01:10:25,124 --> 01:10:27,416
It's going to be upside-down in hell
593
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:29,416
What sort of a person is that old lady?
594
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:32,791
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice
595
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:35,082
Only Chia Yuan can overpower her
596
01:10:35,707 --> 01:10:38,041
Miss Liu's disaster is not yet over
597
01:10:39,791 --> 01:10:41,749
Priest, where's Su-su?
598
01:10:42,874 --> 01:10:45,291
Why ask her since you don't love her?
599
01:10:45,291 --> 01:10:46,832
Let her go where she likess
600
01:10:46,832 --> 01:10:48,582
Where on earth is she?
601
01:10:48,999 --> 01:10:50,624
It's sexual love again
602
01:10:50,832 --> 01:10:53,041
I must thank mammy for having
603
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,166
made me a monk so early in my life
604
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,416
Don't talk nonsense now
605
01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,749
I talk nonsense?
606
01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:01,791
I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you
607
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:02,957
and you said I'm talking nonsense?
608
01:11:02,957 --> 01:11:06,291
I know your noble personality but I miss Su-su
609
01:11:07,582 --> 01:11:09,166
Where's she?
610
01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:10,957
Come with me
611
01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:19,791
Only this little bit
612
01:11:28,082 --> 01:11:29,082
Priest
613
01:11:29,541 --> 01:11:31,249
Don't count me in. I won't go to hell
614
01:11:31,249 --> 01:11:32,166
They've both saved me once
615
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:33,499
If we can't get in, they'll die for sure
616
01:11:33,499 --> 01:11:34,457
It's fate
617
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,291
You can't help it if they want to die
618
01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:37,582
Don't let me be buried with them
619
01:11:37,582 --> 01:11:39,207
You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help
620
01:11:39,207 --> 01:11:40,249
You can't go against Heaven, understand?
621
01:11:40,249 --> 01:11:42,166
Bring me the wheel
622
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:45,666
Don't, don't be crafty!
623
01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:48,082
Don't, you may die!
624
01:11:49,999 --> 01:11:51,999
What now?
625
01:11:52,249 --> 01:11:53,957
I told you against getting in to
626
01:11:53,957 --> 01:11:56,166
get killed but you won't listen
627
01:11:56,624 --> 01:11:59,457
But it's a fact I haven't had enough
628
01:11:59,457 --> 01:12:01,332
Dying this way is unfair
629
01:12:01,332 --> 01:12:02,124
to myself
630
01:12:02,124 --> 01:12:04,457
Priest, don't you care about I-meng and Su-su?
631
01:12:04,457 --> 01:12:05,416
Let's all die together
632
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:06,582
Hold that wheel
633
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:17,124
Disobey and you suffer right away!
634
01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:18,249
Wait
635
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,791
Buddha be praised!
636
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:44,666
Yu-meng, it's you!
637
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:45,874
Brother-in-law, let me go first
638
01:12:45,874 --> 01:12:47,874
No, who knows if she's good or evil
639
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,582
Never mind
640
01:12:49,957 --> 01:12:52,541
No more nonsense. I'll take you to help sister
641
01:13:02,082 --> 01:13:04,624
I-meng, you are so tender-skinned
642
01:13:04,624 --> 01:13:07,291
What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman
643
01:13:07,291 --> 01:13:11,041
Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
644
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:12,999
Open up. I got orders to take her away
645
01:13:12,999 --> 01:13:13,874
Yes
646
01:13:28,291 --> 01:13:31,124
Let me go!
647
01:13:41,707 --> 01:13:43,124
Sin, sin!
648
01:13:43,124 --> 01:13:44,207
Priest, are you all right?
649
01:13:44,207 --> 01:13:44,832
Yes
650
01:13:44,832 --> 01:13:46,249
You know a lady named Liu Su-su?
651
01:13:46,249 --> 01:13:48,541
Yes, she sacrificed her life to save Chu
652
01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:49,582
You're...
653
01:13:49,582 --> 01:13:50,291
The Reverend Wick
654
01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:51,874
Buddha be praised!
655
01:13:51,874 --> 01:13:54,207
Miss Liu was captured. Go and help her quick!
656
01:13:54,207 --> 01:13:54,749
But...
657
01:13:54,749 --> 01:13:55,957
But what?
658
01:13:55,957 --> 01:13:58,832
That old bag has eaten Chia Yuan's flesh
and increased her power
659
01:13:58,832 --> 01:14:00,416
We may not be able to overpower her
660
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,582
In any case, we'll fight
661
01:14:01,582 --> 01:14:02,582
Follow me
662
01:14:02,582 --> 01:14:03,832
Fight? It'd be death for sure
663
01:14:03,832 --> 01:14:04,916
Wait for me
664
01:14:04,916 --> 01:14:06,082
Let me go!
665
01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:12,916
Let me go!
666
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:17,541
Help!
667
01:14:18,416 --> 01:14:21,832
You won't suffer much if you're nice
668
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:23,791
Don't, don't!
669
01:14:39,707 --> 01:14:41,207
Take me to bed
670
01:14:41,207 --> 01:14:42,791
Take you to bed?
671
01:14:42,791 --> 01:14:45,416
Don't you know I have ESP? Look
672
01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:47,832
Hold it
673
01:14:49,291 --> 01:14:50,457
Hold it
674
01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:57,541
Wait
675
01:15:08,707 --> 01:15:10,707
Chu, don't let it burn out
676
01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:12,416
My life now depends on you
677
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,624
How am I to contact you?
678
01:15:13,624 --> 01:15:15,749
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
679
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,541
Be careful
680
01:15:51,082 --> 01:15:52,082
Who is it?
681
01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:54,166
Your ladyship, it's me
682
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:59,499
Come on, come and join in the fun
683
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:29,957
Big woman? What a sin!
684
01:17:02,207 --> 01:17:03,916
What a smell!
685
01:18:01,457 --> 01:18:03,832
When did you last wash your feet?
686
01:18:14,499 --> 01:18:15,957
It stinks!
687
01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:19,291
Who'd enter hell if I don't?
688
01:18:22,707 --> 01:18:25,832
I'm damned to be a monk
689
01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:27,499
Now my life's practice
690
01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:29,916
is gone!
691
01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:34,874
What is it?
692
01:18:37,332 --> 01:18:40,249
It stinks, it's sort of wet
693
01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:53,832
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
694
01:18:55,374 --> 01:18:57,041
Damn, damn!
695
01:18:57,332 --> 01:18:58,499
I'll kill you!
696
01:19:03,332 --> 01:19:04,916
I-meng, are you all right?
697
01:19:04,916 --> 01:19:07,124
Yes. Go and help Liu first
698
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,957
Master
699
01:19:17,957 --> 01:19:19,082
Let's Go!
700
01:19:21,374 --> 01:19:23,666
Who are you? Come out quickly!
701
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:26,499
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
702
01:19:26,499 --> 01:19:28,749
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice is gone now!
703
01:19:28,749 --> 01:19:31,957
Don't think I can't cope with
704
01:19:31,957 --> 01:19:33,582
you when you're inside
705
01:19:33,582 --> 01:19:34,999
Wait and see
706
01:19:39,124 --> 01:19:40,791
Diarrhea, finished!
707
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:43,957
What a pity! Hurting yourself
708
01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:54,207
[-meng
709
01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:20,457
Run, run quickly!
710
01:21:20,457 --> 01:21:22,124
Run quickly!
711
01:21:30,249 --> 01:21:31,166
Run!
712
01:21:49,666 --> 01:21:51,499
Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel
713
01:21:51,499 --> 01:21:52,791
to enter the lifeless tunnel
714
01:22:03,249 --> 01:22:04,749
Oh, no more oil!
715
01:22:08,499 --> 01:22:09,499
Hold it
716
01:23:02,624 --> 01:23:03,791
Are you ok?
717
01:23:26,249 --> 01:23:27,624
Master
718
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:29,124
Catch
719
01:23:46,041 --> 01:23:47,249
Kill that devil
720
01:23:47,249 --> 01:23:49,207
or I'm finished. Come on!
721
01:23:49,207 --> 01:23:53,416
I don't want to die here.
That'll deny me Heaven
722
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:00,832
Try to burn her with fire
723
01:24:02,249 --> 01:24:03,749
Pour the oil quickly
724
01:24:09,332 --> 01:24:10,374
Light the fire!
725
01:24:15,582 --> 01:24:18,249
Help me, Buddha!
726
01:24:38,207 --> 01:24:40,874
Su-su
727
01:24:40,874 --> 01:24:42,499
How are you, Su-su?
728
01:24:42,499 --> 01:24:43,874
Miss Liu
729
01:24:43,957 --> 01:24:48,416
Don't be sad. I didn't know that
730
01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:50,541
we couldn't go against nature
731
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,457
Cut it out!
732
01:24:52,457 --> 01:24:54,291
I'd die in peace
733
01:24:54,291 --> 01:24:56,249
if you were all right
734
01:24:56,249 --> 01:24:57,749
No, you won't die
735
01:24:57,749 --> 01:24:58,957
Miss Liu
736
01:25:01,541 --> 01:25:03,874
I-meng, are you all right?
737
01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:10,749
[-Meng
738
01:25:10,749 --> 01:25:14,999
Yin and yang are different. We must part anyway
739
01:25:14,999 --> 01:25:15,707
Never
740
01:25:15,707 --> 01:25:16,916
Take care!
741
01:25:16,916 --> 01:25:18,124
Never!
742
01:25:18,707 --> 01:25:21,832
Su-su
743
01:25:21,832 --> 01:25:23,332
Miss Liu
744
01:25:23,332 --> 01:25:24,832
Su-su
745
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,457
[-meng
746
01:25:35,416 --> 01:25:37,957
We won't part, we won't
747
01:25:38,707 --> 01:25:41,416
[-meng
748
01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:43,499
So luck's with me
749
01:25:43,499 --> 01:25:44,624
Priest
750
01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:46,624
Chu, you're out?
751
01:25:48,332 --> 01:25:50,166
Miss Liu really is...
752
01:25:51,416 --> 01:25:53,832
We can't go against Heaven. Buddha be praised!
753
01:25:53,832 --> 01:25:55,999
Priest, -meng may evaporate in no time
754
01:25:55,999 --> 01:25:58,041
Try to help her now!
755
01:25:59,124 --> 01:26:01,624
Chu, don't worry
756
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:05,749
A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
757
01:26:05,749 --> 01:26:07,332
One in hell returns to earth
758
01:26:07,332 --> 01:26:08,707
and is reborn
759
01:26:08,707 --> 01:26:11,374
It's a swap between hell and earth
760
01:26:11,374 --> 01:26:14,291
Chu, fortune did smile on you
761
01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:17,666
By dint of your strong yang and true love
762
01:26:17,666 --> 01:26:19,332
you can shuttle between earth and hell
763
01:26:19,332 --> 01:26:22,832
and bring I-meng back to earth
764
01:26:23,416 --> 01:26:25,291
Buddha be praised!
765
01:26:25,999 --> 01:26:26,999
Thank you, priest
766
01:26:26,999 --> 01:26:28,457
Don't mention it
767
01:30:28,124 --> 01:30:31,457
It's better to be an earthly man
48748
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