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Unique Translation English: Shuter

I think it's a ridiculous idea, Anton.

An introductory evening for parents on the first day of school.

The parents present themselves through the idol of their children,

and then we take a picture. Why?

A class photo, but with the parents. That's hilarious.

I'm up twice now.

Ank, we will try to think of this school year

in challenges instead of problems?

Had it done last year but then we had no students deficit.

There are two new students in! Two! That boosts the quantity.

I'll pop in here tonight. Give some explanation.

Snack, drink. I do not care that they do at home.

That you do not have to settle, so does Nancy. Nancy?

Her children are now still in school? Nancy continues to help.

Is that idea originated at the summer festival?

And.

Before or after the bike shed?

♪ If ever you think about the happiest days of your life

♪ Cast back your mind for a while and remember the time when you were a child

♪ Don't think of things that make you sad

♪ Just remember all the good times that you had

♪ ♪ Those schooldays

RINGTONE

You go solid look around a bit, huh?

Not now, I'm in the schoolyard with a bag full of toilet rolls.

No, they left.

Because I am now forced to work on Monday, Pieter.

Half past three. Joe.

Father again asked the door, right?

No, father is completely out of the door.

Then you have the new divorced mother.

Your daughter called Floor, right? Right.

She comes in and Shanaya Youandi in class. What fun. Sanaja and Wendy?

Youandi. Doewendi? Joewendi.

Joewendi. Youandi. Van You and I.

You and I. Of course.

Youandie. What fun.

En Sanaya? Kshny.

Kshny. En Youandai. Dye. Dye.

Hai. I'm Mel. Kimberley. But say Kim hear.

Oh, how nice. Mel and Kim. I used to be a fan of.

That duo from the 80s.

♪ T-t-t-t

♪ Sho, sho, sho...

♪ ♪ Respectable

Does not matter. They are still dead.

At least a.

Cancer.

I'm Hannah. Anna?

Hannah. With H. With H?

Yes. actually two. Han nah.

Anna. Ah. Welcome.

You, Anna.

Yes, a new school is a huge buzzz.

The schoolyard full of energy.

Children eager to refresh themselves at the vessel of wisdom.

And may I, along with that fanastische team that I have, fill that vessel.

With inspiration, a little knowledge, a dash of love and...

and I think most importantly a huge dose of humor.

Humor is, especially for the smaller children...

Yes, that's just very important.

All right. Which cunt is responsible for this classification?

Isa is fucking again that witch! Certainly Nancy debt?

That's right away? No.

Because they are in the bike shed by the boss has let up...

she could make that format. Walking back pupil numbers.

Therefore, there are two teachers fired and had also gone to the concierge.

Then they had the typhoid-Ank still can fire? Typhoid-Ank. All right.

That is the teacher of Floor?

If that woman sings one more time, I ram it through the digital board.

Ursula, this is Anna. Anna, Ursula.

You have. Gatverdamme.

What? Oh, no no. We still had to take?

Gatverdamme!

SCHOOLBEL

Parents of Group 3, you may leave the classroom.

We are now no longer in the basement,

So goodbye today comes from just down the corridor.

♪ Day, day, day, day, parents of Group 3

♪ A great day, what you saw fine da'k

♪ We wave our hand, very hard and fro

♪ And say to our parents, but until then anon weeeeer ♪

Also applies to the new parents:

Keep it brief farewell, just on this first day.

Konnichiwa.

You Lianne? Me teacher Ank.

They simply speaks Dutch, though. And Rianne.

Are you sure?

The director talked about Lianne.

Rianne. Well I see it.

Just a Dutch name. Nice.

And you are? Walter.

One of the two adoptive fathers. Right.

For Rianne has no mother, but two fathers, I read. Yes.

Yet gives nothing?

Boys and girls, this is Rrrrianne. And this is Daddy Walter.

But Rianne does not have one dad, but...

2! Good, Bradley.

Yes. And then there is of course the bio-logical dad,

So basically Rianne has?

3! And we are not strange that we are just very special.

Yet? Rianne?

She does not speak Dutch? Of course, it IS Dutch.

Well... She grew up here. Exactly. That is something else, huh.

Say you come to this dad that we begin, Lianne?

We are going to start. Good, Lianne. Well done.

♪ Hello, everybody, it's good to have you here

Gym! He?

They are gym.

Are you Mrs. Ank? I'm Mrs. Helma. I do the superstructure.

And where is Mrs. Ank?

Follow the sound. What do you mean?

She loves pretty singing. Oh, how nice.

Yes, if you like it, yes.

Do your door behind you? Trek here somewhat.

And.

♪ Hello everyone, it's good to have you here

♪ Are you here for the first time, or are you already know? Put your jacket of.

♪ Stamp your feet, put your hands in your side

♪ I'm Ank and who are you?

We have already started, if you do not mind. We could not find it.

Did not you read the newsletter with the times?

Yes, but... But?

I am teacher Ank. And you're Floor? Sit next to Rianne.

That's that girl with those eyes. Go ahead.

Have a seat.

Hannah.

I did some things...

We always do before the lesson begins, not during.

I understand that, but it all went a bit differently.

Different. I know only too well. Therefore, I must pull together as a teacher.

I understand, of course.

But Floor has been recently quite a few to choose her...

so they might react more sensitive.

If she does not feel at ease, she hits a little close.

Over there is nothing in the papers of your IB workers. Does she have a backpack?

A new still. No, I mean she's a KGB?

That I can hire someone. Oh no, she's just a bit of HSP.

HSP? Is that something new?

There you have IB workers capture makes no mention.

You do not, they... A child with HSP without KGB...

should never have been admitted to this school.

Is it a kind of ADD? No.

Fortunately, because I am in class for two of them.

No, HSP is that you're just a little extra sensitive.

A kind PHPD. Hm?

Here little pain, little pain there.

No. But it is not McDD?

No. Because I have three children with ADHD in the classroom,

two children with ADD, children with PDD-NOS.

Bradley huh? One with dyslexia and myself I discalculie.

So you calculate just how much trouble I get on my plate this year.

She's just a little nervous today.

Oh, she's just nervous. Yes. Then you have to say.

That's what I tried to do. Nervously we all are.

And sensitive. And on our tours.

But, you should not go projecting on children.

Do you mind that I'm going to start? Yes. Yes?

♪ Hello everyone, it's good to have you here

♪ Are you here for the first time, or are you already know?

♪ Stamp your feet, put your hands in your side

♪ I'm Ank and who are you? ♪

Say it just one more time, loud and clear.

Phew. Hm?

I find it rather violently. Is malt vinegar.

The very first day after the holidays do not come up with half measures, Nancy.

Look. A new stainless steel comb,

with the required 0.3 millimeters the spacing between teeth.

0.3? Oh dear. Yes, millimeter saves a louse on a nit.

But air, Karel.

Storm, you're clean, go get the next one.

I think you're doing great.

But I will not do this by myself.

Who were you scheduled?

Sabine, but suddenly separated and moved. Oh yeah.

Here I do not even use my comb, I can see that.

What if it were old nits,

but these are really very thick fresh nits, Kelsey.

Comb your mother ever?

Single mother, she has no time for.

Go to Mrs. Irene and tell your mom you can come pick it up.

I hope your mom there this time is time.

Ah Suna, you do not. You've already taken precautions.

Anton.

Nancy.

I thought you would pass this afternoon?

Somebody has to coordinate the lice fluff?

And.

How was your vacation? Austria, right?

Oosterbeek. Oh yeah, near Arnhem.

And.

Anton? Nancy.

And?

You can do today the bell.

Can I help you with something? I'm looking for the manager. Anton. Yet?

I must arrange something for the remains.

Oh, that is me. I rule the remains. Hai, Nancy.

And I rule the toilet rolls. Just give.

It involves Floor Achterberg. She's in Mrs. Ank.

Wow, what amazing that you know your daughter

immediately left late on the first day.

A new school.

I have to work. For the first time here in the hospital.

I am a child psychologist and I have my first meeting today.

Okay.

Yes, you think okay? Yeah right.

I find it very clever how your daughter right into the deep dare throw.

I could not do it.

No? No.

But you're a child psychologist,

So then you know better what your child can and can not handle.

If I for example you need help sometime, at the left?

I'm always free on Wednesdays. Help out. On Wednesday.

When the remains.

No, oh, can not, of course, how stupid.

Haha, yes, yes stupid.

And if you're new, you should really start from the bottom up, huh?

Luiz Mother, sweet-and-suffering mother,

green finger-mother, mother reading, remains mum.

Classes parent, school-parent, parent-school camp.

Participation Council, Parents Committee, Parent Council.

Well, then I have to go a long way.

Yeah, so you'd best start right now.

Want the base, the middle years of the superstructure?

I think it's terrible, but I gotta go. Yes. Sorry.

You promised they would not be included this year. What?

Toilet rolls are things people wipe their ass with it!

With the paper. Not necessarily with the rolls, Angela.

Ursula! Isa was last year among swear by those filthy things!

It is not certain that it came as a result.

I am not taken seriously here.

Just that, keep saying what you think.

That this school requires hard.

It is damn never done anything with it! Yes.

I always take everything with what you say.

How often have I said that you can tinker with empty suits sprinkles?

Since people sweeping least not with their ass off.

You're not a cat to tackle without gloves, Ursula? Very well.

If those nasty things have not been removed from the school for tonight ..

Wubbo supplies this year not living nativity.

I understand. No os.

No ass.

1, 2, 3, 4...

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What are you doing, Nance?

I'm just busy collecting all toilet rolls.

Stop it with me, because they go out of the school.

Why? It is unhygienic, Nance.

It's just very grateful craft materials.

Last year got ulcers girl. Yes, Isa.

That has never been proven.

I have said several times

you can awfully nice things with an empty pack sprinkles.

A pack sprinkles's not around, Anton?

It should never stand in the newsletter.

I had to put it to you! I never said that.

We have been working for years with toilet rolls...

and it has only happened one time there was a little poop on.

Put them but it bicycles. No one sees them.

Oh, well, I would not be so sure, Anton.

There is gossip about us.

The school is empty for seven hours.

And you can now focus on other things but: snacks, drinks.

I have to make a PowerPoint.

Always one thing huh? What?

Come in time. You're too new?

Yes. You too?

Be. Walter. Is. Hannah.

You may actually not with your bike on the playground,

that stood in the newsletter. Oh sorry.

Does not matter though, you're new?

I just saw secretly that your daughter right next to mine sat.

What fun.

If you are new, you still look at each other, huh.

Do you like it so as to make a cuppa in Wet Otter?

Wet Otter? The cafe on the corner.

I had liked, but I still have a lot to do.

Busy busy busy. Does not matter. We do bakkie just tonight.

Tonight? The introduction for all parents.

The theme is: present yourself through the idol of your child.

Nice is not it? Yes.

♪ I'm so glad you're here

♪ Are you here for the first time or you're already familiar

♪ Stamp your feet, put your hands in your side

♪ I'm Ank and who are you? ♪

Oh hi, I'm Walter, the father... A father of two.

Rianne and my husband comes a little later, but he will.

That said, my husband tonight.

May I ask you something? You stay all year in this class...

or is there a chance that is pushed to Christmas with teachers?

BRAISED LAUGHTER

What a turnout. What fantastic, what great fun.

How's the mood?

Old faces. New faces. Nice.

Before Coming up my policy will explain,

I first want a moment to speak to Nancy...

which comes with a general notice. Nancy.

As you can see, I'm still asked to stay another year.

Bike. LAUGHTER

If all goes well, you all have me receive an Excel sheet...

containing the renewed version of the fluff louse protocol to follow.

And the lice lint grid. Have you received it?

The appointment is two luizenpluizers per class...

but because the mother Nora moved, Charles this morning stood alone.

With his hands in her hair. Hey?

With his hands in her hair.

So someone must have to. What do you say?

Someone still needs to. Someone still needs to.

O is?

That's the fuse box, Nancy. Make it here.

Charles, come here.

Maybe we could just bijschijnen with lights from mobile phones.

RINGTONE

Yes, Peter?

No, I love the night.

When the babysitter. Yes.

We lint on the Monday after each holiday.

So there is seven times 2.5 hours disbudded.

That makes a total of 17.5 hours a school year.

And compared with a Green Thumb Mom is 17.5 hours nothing.

GEGRINNIK

LAUGHTER

♪ Let it go, let it go ♪

LAUGHTER

What happens now? Do not, do not laugh. This is not funny.

I'm going to get changed. No, now go sit down.

Otherwise we lose even more time.

Have a seat. Yes. If I just can?

So we look for a new lice mother for this group.

Especially because there are a few new ones...

often bring lice and other vermin.

So. Who can I welcome you as a new member of the lice fluff brigade?

Well, I guess that'll be fine. Sit back, Charles.

Then it's time to showcase what I've worked so hard on.

A new beginning.

A new policy. Sealers

Another half hour. It can be cleaned.

30 minutes, please. Then you can clean this classroom.

Come sit, Kenneth.

Do not stare, it's very rude.

We think this is not weird, it's just very special.

Yes. As The Ivy is a uh... big melting pot of different cultures.

That's not the point. My presentation, ladies and gentlemen.

I booked this holiday worked hard on a new policy

and I have given it to the title:

Exploring Learning.

Or should I say...

Goddamnit.

And I have such a headache.

There is a stop by beaten, but I do not know what.

Look else here in the bike shed. LAUGHTER

Can you come here, An?

Yes, in the context of the change in thinking ladies

and gentlemen, it seems to me a great idea...

immediately to first go to the playground

to which all together to make funky picture.

Are you coming along? Wait a second!

Is that anything structured? Take it easy. No running in the hall.

Let Ernie but lie. Ernie does not go to the square.

Here. Oh, look at that! Tenon Damme!

What is this?

Thanks Anton, for adequate solution.

Empty pack sprinkles me this was not so successful.

Gatverdamme!

Boys, little cozy in front of the picture.

Little ones, big ones behind. Make sure you see the camera.

If you see the camera, the camera sees you.

Then you go this way further up.

In all, more.

RINGTONE

Oh sorry. That's me.

I must take a moment, it's the babysitter. Sorry.

Hi.

No, I understand. I'll be there as soon as possible. Joe.

O Floor has lice. Tenon Damme!

Rianne will also sit under.

They are always newcomers, huh.

Well, um... Tomorrow morning half 9, Group 3?

And.

We have a new lice mother, boys!

Okay, guys, come-ie!

Laugh, laugh, laugh!

Director, I am. Teacher, caretaker.

Guys, do not sway anymore. There is no longer wielded.

I am not a pedophile hear.

This is unlikely as childish.

You know, hey... First count to ten.

Unique Translation English: Shuter