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-Not even the six can stop me now.

Beebo want cuddles!

Guys, guys!

Dad.

I'm sorry, Nora. He died a good man.

He died a demon, Ray.

-I've been cleaning up some Beebo

Just to scrub the time anomalies away

Hey, can't you see the blue fluff blowing

Hello?

Who's there?

Okay, I'm just gonna use my hand

to block out the sun's glare

so I can see you.

You. No!

No, it can't be you!

Synchronized and standardized by Serginhoedj

The Loom of Fate,

an ancient artifact that has the power

to change any person's life story

without wrecking the timeline.

-Anyone's, like... -Astra's.

We give her a life where her mom never died

and where she never goes to hell.

Well, if you think I'm helping you,

you're daft as a bush.

I destroyed that thing

for a bloody good reason, John-o.

Come on, Sara.

You know this can solve all of our problems.

It can erase all of the Encores.

Yeah, and make all of our dreams come true.

John, I'm sorry,

but I'm with Charlie on this one.

That kind of cosmic power doesn't belong

in the hands of anyone.

Astra has made her choices, John.

It is not up to you to undo them.

Now, this will be the solution

to our Encore problem.

Captain Lance, there is a new Encore detected

-in Salvation, 1874. -I love my Prognosticator.

All right, Legends,

grab your cowboy hats and leather straps

because we are going to...

Where is everyone?

Yeah, I might have got a bit sentimental

on my deathbed and encouraged Raymond

to carpe his diem.

-Nice rock. -Yeah.

She'll love that.

And when she finds it,

I'll pop the question.

She's here. She's really here.

Man.

It's really happening.

Our work here is done.

Our boy's all growns up.

Nora Darhk. Welcome.

I will have the pleasure of serving you this evening.

Thanks, Gare.

Whoa, wow, Ray.

You really went all out for date night.

I thought we were just having pizza.

I got a little inspired, I guess.

Yeah.

I see Pippa is still your charge.

Yes, until we figure out her heart's deepest need.

Big talker, I see.

Defiling the library, I see.

Yeah, well, you know, I've quit smoking,

so, I need a new habit.

-Doing some research? -Yeah, yeah.

I need to find the Loom of Fate to save Astra,

but since, Charlie isn't making it easy for me,

I am doing it the hard way.

Why not ask a historian?

All right, then, Mr. Professor.

Tell me, what do you know?

Well, when I was in grad school,

my professor showed me a diary

of an explorer named Ernest Shackleton.

Now, Shackleton was obsessed with the Loom,

and he believed a piece of it

was buried under the South Pole.

So if I'm to find the Loom,

I've gotta search the South Pole?

-Shackleton thought so. -Wow, bloody hell.

Nice one, Nate.

Don't worry, John.

We'll figure out another way to help you and Astra.

That ought to cool his jets.

Hey, Mick! Saddle up!

We're going to the wild West.

Is everything okay in there?

He's been in there for days.

What are you still doing here?

Exfoliating.

Mick, get out here right now!

-What? -What is going on?

Someone's trashing Rebecca Silver online.

Cute. You have a troll.

What's wrong with your face?

Zari, your mission is to help Mick.

Okay, I have so many makeover ideas.

With his troll problem.

Did I just fritz out of existence?

_

- The train's coming! -_

Help me! Ooh, yes!

H-help me! Untie me!

I'm too beautiful to die so young!

Train's coming!

Stand up, stand up, stand up!

No!

God! God!

The train! God!

Director Sharpe! You saved me!

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait a second.

Did you just say "Director Sharpe"?

Yeah.

Gary, what year are you from?

-The present, 2018. -Okay, listen.

I need you to tell us who did this

and then immediately Courier back to the Bureau.

I can't. He stole my Time Courier.

Who?

Hi, Nora doll.

Daddy's home.

Dad?

Nora doll! I missed you so much.

This is amazing. How are you?

You are an Encore.

Look, all I know is, I'm up here right now

as part of some

soul-harvesting pyramid scheme.

Honestly, I can't keep up with these millennials

and all their newfangled world domination plans.

So you're doing the whole villain thing again?

Well, you know... no, I mean,

it's part of my parole agreement.

But after spending two years in hell

worrying about my little girl,

I had to come and see you first.

But look at this place!

You must be a master sorceress by now.

Yeah, yeah.

This is just a place where I hang my hat

and do my dark rituals.

-Dark rituals! -Um, how did you find me?

Blood magic?

Your PalmerTech watch,

it still has location sharing on.

PalmerTech. Right.

- Ray! - Sorry for the delay.

-Gary seems to have run off. -My dad's here.

-What? -My dad's here!

-Your dad's here? -Shh!

Man! Is he an Encore? Man!

And Sara just found herself a Hell Sword, which means...

She'll kill him.

What do we do? What do we do?

-You have to leave. -What about Pippa?

-Pippa. Pippa! -Pippa. Pippa!

You have to take her.

You have to... ooh...

keep her comfortable so that she doesn't summon me.

That's it! That's gonna work!

-Thanks, Ray. -Okay.

"Rebecca Silver knows as much about love

as a teenage boy's sock drawer".

Okay, bad reviews, they just come with celebrity.

You should have heard what they said about my perfume

when it made people bleed out their noses.

He's gonna get more than a bloody nose.

No, don't stoop to his level.

Inside every troll is the heart of a fan

just dying for some attention.

And some swag.

One signed book and he'll be

a Rebecca Silver Stan forever.

What's that?

This is a TV show I used to watch when I was a kid.

Really helped me dig deep

and communicate my feelings better.

It's called "Mister Parker's Cul De Sac",

and I think you're really gonna like it.

Hi.

This is very dumb.

Hi, boys and girls.

Well, just give it a chance, okay?

Today we're going to have ourselves a wonderful...

And...

-How about 20 bucks? -We get to spend together.

I'll be right back.

Have you ever imagined what it'd be like

to live underwater?

So? Bachelor party?

No.

Nora's dad literally came back from the dead

-and ruined the evening. -Damien Darhk? Ooh.

Anyway, Nora said she can handle it

and so she's handling it,

but we can't let anyone interfere,

especially not Sara.

I mean, he is your future father-in-law.

You don't think we could talk Sara down?

If I see Damien Darhk,

I'm gonna kill him for good this time.

What about Nora?

Well, ideally she never finds out.

-Gideon, any hits? -Yes, Captain.

In fact, I'm detecting new Encore activity

at Constantine's home in 2020.

All right, let's do this discreetly.

Just us, no boys.

You know how sentimental they can get.

-Yep. -You also received a call

from a wild dog while you were away.

Yep, got it. Thanks, Gideon.

What was that all about?

I'm sure it's nothing.

This is extremely pornographic.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Ooh, troll made a post. Must have gotten his swag bag.

Look.

He's showing off your signature.

This is perfect.

What the...

That little punk!

Okay, change of tactic.

What are you doing?

Scouring the metadata from his post

-to composite his location. -You hack?

No.

-It's a girl. -It's okay. Just go.

-Do you know who I am? -Yeah.

What are you doing here, Becky?

I'm Rebecca Silver,

and you will listen to me, you pimple-faced...

But she doesn't have pimples.

Just go with it.

-Keep going. -I'm a celebrated author.

My latest novel was a triumph, and you know it.

Wh-what the hell have you done with your life,

and who are you to judge others?

-Mick? -Ali!

-Mick, wh-why are you here? -Why are you here?

I live here.

Why is she filming us?

This your kid?

Well, I guess since you're

here, I might as well tell you.

She's your kid too.

This is Lita, your daughter.

Twist!

He's fine.

Well, that was my wizard's tower.

I love it.

You can just smell the dark forces

at work in here.

Ooh!

-Safe neighborhood? -Super safe.

People just mostly keep to themselves.

Good.

You know what the worst kind of neighbors are?

Kids.

Ooh, I hate kids.

You know, all I've ever asked for are neighbors

I don't have to kill.

But for people like us,

sometimes it's kill or be killed.

You know what?

Better safe than sorry.

Right, Dad?

-Attagirl. -Did she see us?

I don't know.

What was that?

You know what?

I have a surprise for you in the study.

Well, hey. I love surprises!

Yes, I saw you!

Listen, I know you're here to kill my dad,

and I know you have good reason,

but I'm asking you as my friends

just to give me this one night to handle it my way.

And what exactly is your way?

Dad, may I present my... henchmen?

Women. Just people.

-Henchpeople. -Wait a minute.

Are you saying the head of the Time Bureau

and the captain of the Waverider

work for you now?

Well, I can be very convincing.

Ooh.

That is a heck of a find.

11th-century Mongolia, if I'm not mistaken.

Yeah, that's just a little something

they picked up for me. Thanks.

It's not for indoor use, though, so I'm just gonna...

Safety first, Nora doll.

Thanks, you guys, for playing along.

_

Ticktock, ladies.

I could really use that cocktail about now.

Remind me again why I shouldn't go in there

right now and stab him with Khan's sword.

He's my dad.

He's also one of the most powerful dark warlocks

-on the planet, so... -Wait.

What if he was just a man?

What?

There's a potion that can strip him of his powers.

It's complicated to make,

but there are ingredients here in this house.

I know we can make it work. We can put it in his dinner.

-I volunteer as tribute. -Gary?

What the hell are you doing in there?

I was cowering from the men

who almost killed me with the train.

Give me the recipe to your potion.

-I will not fail you. -Bad idea.

Do it for Book Club.

-What? -Are you seriously invoking

-Book Club right now? -Yeah.

You get one of those. You get one.

Are you sure?

Ava, I am invoking Book Club to ask you to give me

one night with my dad,

and if he is a harmless,

normal man by the end of it...

You let him live.

Where you going, Captain Cold?

Antarctica, of course.

Yeah, that place is the worst.

Well, I'm following up on the lead that you...

Bloody shape-shifters.

-What? -Charlie.

She used your face to send me on some dead-end trail.

Sending me to Antarctica,

freeze my bloody ass off.

No.

I'm getting off this gormless jam jar.

Since there's no one here that can help me,

I'll do it my way... alone.

All right, I think I got these stupid crostinis right.

How's the salad?

Just needs to be dressed,

and then there's the soup.

How many courses did Ray have planned?

By my count, five. Six if you include cocktails.

Come on, Ray!

Nobody gets laid after six courses.

Gary, how's the potion coming along?

Don't rush me; everything has to be done precisely

-or it will not work! -Okay.

-Are you talking entrée? -It'll be done by dessert.

Then let's get this dinner started.

_

Hello, you've reached the office of Sara Lance.

How can I help you?

Well, hello, Mr. Dog.

What is this in reference to?

Cheers.

More crostinis.

These are delicious.

Bloody hell.

Gary!

-Damien Darhk. -John Constantine.

You know, I don't think we've actually ever met before,

seeing as you're still breathing.

But you have died before, though, right?

So what's about to happen

should feel a little, familiar.

That was a heirloom, you...

-Stop it, both of you! -This vagrant's trespassing!

This is my house, you plonker!

Your house? Nora, I thought...

Well...

Technically...

it is his house.

His name is on the title.

But in practice...

It's our house.

Right, babe?

Just go with it.

Right, love... my love,

that is, because we are indeed, together.

Nora doll.

Here I thought you were all alone,

but now I know that you have

a powerful warlock in your life.

Johnny C, you bring it in here!

You rascal!

Why does he keep changing his shoes?

Changing his shoes is a soothing ritual

which takes him from one space to another.

Where's my fairy godmother?

She's busy with her father.

So why are you here and not there?

She asked me to give them space,

and I am respecting her boundaries.

She's hiding you from her dad.

Mr. Parker says you can love whoever you want to love

and to not be ashamed.

Well, you don't have to quote season eight,

episode 15 to me, okay?

But look, she's not... I mean,

she's not trying to hide...

Fairy godmother! Fairy godmother!

Come here right now!

-It's too late. Too late. -Damn it, Ray!

I said no summoning!

Do you have any idea how many plates I'm spinning right now

-trying to keep my dad happy? -Many.

But quick question. Um, are you hiding me?

Of course I am.

I am telling him 1,000 lies right now

to make sure nobody gets killed.

Well, um,

why not just tell him the truth?

Why not just tell him the truth?

Um, okay.

Why don't I just tell my megalomaniac dad

that his little girl is a

slave to the whims of children

and is schtupping an Eagle Scout?

That sounds amazing.

The longer you lie about who you really are,

the harder it's gonna be when the truth finally comes out.

Listen, can you just give me this one night, okay?

Just help me out and save the guilt trip?

Please, okay?

-Of course. -Okay?

-Good? -Of course.

Everything good? Okay.

Great.

Good night, boys and girls.

Do you need to change your shoes?

I think I do.

I named her Lita after, um...

Yeah, Lita Ford of the Runaways.

Sorry I never told you.

I actually looked you up after

I found out I was pregnant,

but you were in jail.

Again.

So it, um... it must have been challenging,

-raising a kid by yourself. -I made it work.

I mean, sure, Lita would ask about her dad,

but whenever she did I...

She would just say, you know,

"My standards were low and his sperm count was high".

Okay.

But, when I learned that

Rebecca Silver was actually him,

I guess I let it slip that we had hooked up at our reunion.

Lita's a smart kid. Guess she figured it out.

Yeah, my dad writes crappy novels.

-They're brilliant. -Debatable.

Either way, I still hate you.

Lita, he... he didn't know.

But I guess now that

the pussy cat's out of the pouch,

get to know one another and...

Sounds like fun.

No. What the hell are you doing?

We were never here.

True story, that.

I never knew that.

-Wine! -Ooh!

Good to see you two getting along.

We're just telling stories, aren't we?

You know, I shouldn't be shocked

that you'd be drawn to a fellow

after your pop's old line of work.

Well, you know me, Dad.

I can't help but keep the family business going.

That's my girl.

Not that I could ever live up

to a great collector of artifacts

such as yourself.

But sadly some things could never be found.

You take, for instance, the Loom of Fate.

I never did find that one.

That's because it was scattered

across the multiverse.

Well, it's all on one Earth now...

ours.

Intriguing.

Still, you need a Fate to put it all together

and operate it.

Right, sounds like there's no point in even looking for it.

-Right, John? -Yeah.

Especially with so many exciting opportunities

to think about. Right, babe?

Yep, maybe not the time.

I'm sensing something juicy bubbling with the help.

No. I-I don't...

Is there trouble in paradise?

Know what?

It's none of your damn business.

Sit and spill.

Uncle Damien wants to hear everything.

No, they don't have to talk...

You know what?

Someone forgot to tell their girlfriend

about a job offer they

received to work in Star City.

- Ooh. - Babe.

Permanently.

I was gonna talk to you about it

before it became permanent.

So you're actually considering it?

-Yes. -I don't unders...

Okay, how is that supposed to work with you there

and me one of Nora's henchpeople?

Sara, she's right.

You know, long-distance relationships can be tough.

Thank you.

It wasn't going to be a long-distance relationship.

I thought that we could go together.

This is why I always have a "no fraternizing" policy

with my staff.

Next course, please!

The potion is now purple and therefore...

ready to depower the supervillain.

So let me get this straight.

You stood up for yourself and she shut you down?

She just doesn't think that Damien would accept me.

But aren't you setting yourself up

for a lifetime of lies?

Will you have to lie when Damien comes to visit

or when you guys have kids?

Because you know those babies

are gonna have that beautiful Palmer jawline.

The Palmer jawline is a dominant gene.

Damn right.

-Am I rushing into this? -Yes!

We couldn't say something unless you said something.

Ray...

It feels rushed.

She's embarrassed of you,

after you made the perfect dinner,

took a massage class,

and hid an engagement ring in the mousse?

The ring is in the mousse!

Well, I hope you saved room for dessert.

Chocolate mousse.

Yum.

Yeah, you should try it.

There's no chocolate in hell. Mousse.

What are you do...

What's that?

Chocolate mousse.

This has always been your favorite, right, Dad?

This just looks sinful.

Everybody, isn't this delicious?

Perfection!

A ring?

Well, that's unexpected.

I'm surmising that perhaps that cup

was put in front of the wrong person.

John, was there a question that you wanted to ask?

Question?

Right, yeah. Um...

The question, of course.

Nora Darhk, will you marry me?

Ooh! God!

Just when I thought this

night couldn't get any better.

My daughter has found the love of her life.

Forget the mousse. More champagne!

-No. -What?

What? I'm sorry, what was that?

I'm sorry, I thought you said no.

No.

Sh... I know she... she just said...

I thought she... did she say no?

No, I won't marry John,

'cause I can't lie to you anymore, Dad.

Thank God.

No, Johnny C, Johnny C, Johnny C!

Don't... don't... why? What are you doing?

Dad, Sara and Ava aren't my henchwomen.

They're just my friends.

And I'm not a powerful sorceress.

I'm a fairy godmother.

Dad, this isn't my house.

John isn't my boyfriend.

He is.

And I love him madly.

Hi.

Damie... Mr. Darhk, since you're here,

I was wondering if I could get your blessing

to have your daughter's hand in marriage.

You deceived me, Nora doll.

Your own father.

You tried to poison me.

That's... that's not as bad as it looks.

I've been gone for less than two years, and you...

you're a completely different person.

And I know who's to blame.

No, no, no, no, no, no, Dad!

Stop! Stop!

Brexit!

-Go! -Let him go!

Stop, Dad!

Dad, I am not a child!

You can't just kill my friends anymore!

Did you think you were gonna kill me

with that little toy, Lance?

Why don't you give me a chance to find out?

L...

That's no Mongolian relic.

That's a Hell Sword.

My, my.

I am so going to enjoy obliterating all of you.

It's after 5:00 and I could use a cold one

Is Mr. Parker getting tipsy?

I mean, the guy has done

4,000 hours of children's television. He's earned it.

Oi, how have you guys not noticed the Encore alarm?

It's at Constantine's house.

-Ray. -Let's go.

I wanna go.

No.

I wish it.

Now, that guy is marriage material.

Quit insulting Ray!

He made you poison your own father!

No, he didn't! That was my idea!

That's because he twisted you.

Look at you. You're a powerless fairy.

That's it!

-Pippa, make a wish. -Yes, you can stop this.

This is the only way you'll learn.

I wish you were all

on "Mister Parker's Cul De Sac".

Hello, boys and girls.

Hi, Mr. Parker.

Hope you're having a wonderful day.

I sure am.

Come with me.

What the...

Boys and girls,

please welcome my friends Nora and Damien.

Now, why don't we discuss our problems?

Damien, what seems to be on your mind?

Well, you simpleton,

my child means everything to me,

and you've completely corrupted her into this!

See, this is why I had to lie.

I knew you couldn't handle it because emotionally,

you're the child.

Well, I think this is gonna be tougher

than we thought, kids.

Why don't we travel to the land of Make 'Em Ups

with Gary the Unspeakable Train Abomination?

A-chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga.

-Hi, Gary. -Toot-toot, everybody!

Toot-toot!

Toot-toot to you.

Chugga-chugga, whee!

Hello, John.

Hello, Charlie.

-Hey, Ava. -Yes, Sara?

-Are you bloody kidding me? -Puppets?

Again?

I wanted to say that I feel bad

that I made you feel bad.

Well, maybe we should communicate.

I'm sorry I kept the job offer

in Puppet Star City a secret.

I was only considering it because I thought you

-wanted to settle down. -Well, I used to want that,

but I've been having a lot of fun on the ship.

Then I'll tell Puppet Wild Dog to shove it!

Yay!

Maybe you can work out your problem with communication.

Yeah!

You were gonna send me to the South Pole, Charlie.

You don't understand how dangerous

that Loom is, John-o.

It gave my sisters and me control

over everyone's lives.

Now, I smashed that thing so we could be free.

People could be free rebel, free to be weird.

Come on, Charlie.

If you sensed that the Loom was in one universe again,

what's to say your sisters didn't feel it too?

And what's to stop them going after it

for the wrong reasons?

Listen, I will use the Loom to help Astra,

and then I will help you destroy it forever this time.

Forever.

Deal?

Deal.

Yay for communication and cooperation!

Yay!

I wonder who that is.

It's bike messenger Behrad.

I hope you're having a wonderful day.

Let's see what was delivered.

Open it!

Open it!

It's the Safe Space Sombrero.

Please make it stop. Make it just stop.

I am going to just...

Only the person wearing the

Safe Space Sombrero may speak.

You've ruined her life.

Her life is absolutely in shambles because of you

and the idiot brigade she hangs out with.

I mean, look at her!

She's trapped in this horrible fairy godmother job!

Horrible job?

You know what, Dad?

My life now, that's not Ray's choice.

It's mine.

I know you think all magic should be self-serving,

but I like helping kids,

because being raised by a demon cult

instead of my own father...

that wasn't my choice.

That was yours.

So maybe working with kids helps me cope with that.

And you're right.

I'm not the Nora doll you remember.

I like who I am,

and I'm never going back.

I've been an ass.

I've had this vision of this...

life that would make you happy.

Obviously I was wrong.

I just want you to be proud of me.

Proud of...

Nora doll, I am.

Really?

I really am.

Kids, look!

The sun is smiling!

I thought my family was messed up,

but these guys are truly deranged.

I wanna be with my own family now.

Fairy godmother, I release you.

It worked!

I've been cured.

I'm not afraid of trains anymore!

No hard feelings, Ray?

Yes.

Yes?

Yes. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I love you so much.

I'm so sorry I tried to hide you.

I can't wait to marry you.

I can't wait to marry you.

So let's... let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it right now.

-Right now? -Right now.

I'm off duty. My dad's here.

His schedule's unpredictable, so

let's... let's... let's do it.

Right now. Tonight.

Yeah. Okay.

-Okay. -Okay.

Okay.

You're not married yet.

You send my heart higher than a firework

I can feel your adulation

-Confetti falling down from the universe -Champagne?

I wanna tell you how much I appreciate

everything you've done for my daughter.

Thank you, but, um,

I haven't really done that much.

She's pretty incredible all on her own.

Yeah, but you make her happy.

That's something that I ultimately failed at

when I was the main man in her life.

Well, you know, I-I think

you're being too hard on yourself.

I don't need a pep talk.

But I do need you to do something for me.

-I need you to support her. -Of course. Always.

No, I don't think you understand

what I'm trying to say.

Nora's job is very important to her,

and she can't do it on that silly little ship of yours.

Nora belongs in the real world,

and you belong together.

I hope you understand what I'm trying to say here.

Do the right thing, son,

or I'll come back and get you.

I'm only kidding.

Okay. That's what I thought.

But not really.

Eating your feelings, I see?

She's better off without me.

She reached out to you for a reason.

She's an idiot. I'm an idiot.

She's a pain in the ass. I'm a pain in the ass.

The fact that she's not

already in juvie is a miracle,

-and it proves one thing. -What?

-I'm no good for her. -Are you sure about that?

You know what?

You've inspired me to forgo this evil thing.

Maybe this old dog can learn some new tricks.

So you'll stick around for a bit?

I think it's time both of us

move on to the next chapter.

Promise you'll check in on me once in a while?

Of course.

I'll never be far.

I used to question everything

My eyes couldn't see

I love you, Nora doll.

-Never been religious -I love you, Dad.

Yeah, but now I believe

You're the reason at the end of the day

'Cause I get to love you, babe

-Let's go. -Okay.

I get to love you, babe

Hey!

Taking off already?

I hate prolonged good-byes.

I'd rather slip out while everyone's in there

still having a good time.

So where are you going?

I was given this Encore under certain conditions.

I was ordered to cause pain and misery

and damn more souls to hell.

But instead you decided to check in on your Nora doll.

I just wanted to make sure that my little girl's okay,

and she is,

thanks to the help of you idiots.

Plus, Astra's gonna recall me

soon to an eternity of torture.

I didn't wanna bum my daughter out

with all of that on her wedding night.

I know you'll never forgive me.

To tell you the truth... I won't either.