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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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The Great War will live
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Vividly in the mind's of american's
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for the next 100 years
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I hope that when we do rememberance
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to the memory of our brave boys
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who fell in france
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we shall not forget their brother's in arms
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who wore the uniforms of our allies
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I believe that the national lare of france
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Great Brittan
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Italy and Belgium
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should for all time to come
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be as familiar to us
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as our own star spangled banner
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(Old Timey Music Plays)
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(song) Did you ever hear the story
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did you ever hear the yarn?
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Bout what?
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Bout Gassoline Gus!
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He saved up a dollar
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Then he barrowed 20 cents
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Then what?
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For the Jitney Bus
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His Coffee meal was made of tin,
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but tin was made to pack things in
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He hung a sign, and it read thus
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this is Gasoline Gus and His Jitny Bus
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Gus... Gus
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Gasoline Gus
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Gasoline Guis and his Jitny Bus
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He packed 'em on the fenders
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and he packed 'em on the hood
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he packed 'em by the dozen
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And the other dozen stood
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From out the Heap, there came a cry
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Hey! get that Suitcase out of my eye!
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Gus, Gus, Gasoline Gus.
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Gasoline Gus and his Jitny bus
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(song ends)
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Commrad Bulshov
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You are wanted in interegation rooms
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1 through 12
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Commrad Bolshov
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You are wanted in interegation rooms
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1 through 12
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(Russian music plays)
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Greatings
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And Welcome
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from the New Soviet Replublic of Planets
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My name is Doctor Bulshov
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And i am here to interegate you today
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(Comical yet unnerving music)
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I have but, two questions for you
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Who are you?
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And why, were you flying
through red territory
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Unrestricted
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Without the proper, Identification
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I'ts no secret.
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I am Jacob
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Captain of the Dva Orla
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We were transporting good
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When unusual circumstances befell my crew
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I'm not telling you anything
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If i rat out my friends...
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can i go back to civilian life?
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You don't look very new soviet to me
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can i just clarifyone thing
before we get started
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the woman, you found in the hall...
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was not a sex robot
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я секс-робот
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we're not scientists...
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hiding the next superweapon...
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I promise
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she was just your average companion robot
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like those little seals, or the dogs
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only she could cook and clean, and stuff
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I love communism
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I've never not loved Communism
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I just don't wear the colors because I....
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don't want to die
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Nope
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I am programed to please in many ways
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and in many languages
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I don't want to be here,
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Can i go home please
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let me start from the begining
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(Powerful hopeful music)
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Alright buddy
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Looks like the radiation is from the west
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so if the wind does not pick up
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we;re going to be ok
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give me your knife
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(Stripping wires and grunting)
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You are scraping to many of the wires off
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I do not know if you speak russian
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but i do not speak russian,
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so i have to guess which one is the door
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Could try one at a time
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its not that one
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(odd sounds door opens)
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Did you do that?
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Yeah...
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this thing must have a working fusion core
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thats why the lights are on
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Score
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(lights turn on)
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Oh wow
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Hey, come look at this part!
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Oh my god, looks like a house!
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Got a... could put a sofa there
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you can put a tv there
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is that Stalin?
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Well you work
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Oh my god that is Stalin
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Hello comrad
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Mind if i look out your window?
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Oh yeah Sure, that make sense
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I'm going to check out this room
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we need to get to the engine room,
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and rip the core out
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before any other salveger does
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Door open
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lets try manualy
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(light turns on noisily)
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(ominous music)
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(clicking button)
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(door closes)
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Hope that opens
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(Computer noises)
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(Russian language)
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(Spanish Language)
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(For English, please press 3)
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(German Language)
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Thank you for pressing three
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Instructions and controls
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Have been modified
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for your personal preference
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If you would like to change this option
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You may do so at any time
through the main menu
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Welcome to the new soviet vessel
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Dva Orla
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Communism is the only way to fly
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Peter
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Yeah?
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I think we can fix this
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What are you talking about
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I think we can do it,
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i think we can fix this Durging ship
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whatever you did must have reset everything
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But, I am registerd as the pilot
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WHat are you talking about?
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This is a space ship
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We can not fix a space ship
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One little mistake and PFFFAHHHHHPPUUULLKU
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I checked
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We get Edwardo to resurface the tiles
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We get a salvedge title
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and we are ready to go
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How are we going to pay for all that?
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We sell the car
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(Triumphant music plays)
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(Suspense music takes over)
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One of your friends
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may... or may not have....
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told me, that they saved you...
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from a slave market
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would you care to eleborate
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that is compleate and total bull
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fine, if they are going to talk,
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then i am going to tell you the truth
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(curious music)
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oh, just put a tissue
on it, it will be fine
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Alright mr. Jenson
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lets have a look at that root canal
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(videophone calling)
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Look Ricky
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I need you to get that
package to Nueva Tiera
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right now!
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Hey Hey, don't worry boss
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don't worry
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As soon as a legitimate
buisness comes my way
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I'll have this thing
right on it going too..
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Nueva
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Tiera
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otherwise, you know whats going to happen
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your nuts. in a jar...
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Nuts in a jar Ricky!
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Ya Ya Ya i get it i get it
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my nuts in a jar
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but don't worry
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I'll have it there on time
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I'm a professional
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I don't care what you need to do
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you hide that thing in a shipment
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and you get it over here
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yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Come on, i know
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Honey, do you think you can put
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one of these pillow in your suitcase?
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Diane!
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I'm Busy over here, I'm doing Buisness
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Alright ricky
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You better do better
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I got to go
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before my wife packs the
bed in the suitcase.
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Goodbye
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This isn't Edwardos
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This is an old Calonial barn in downtown...
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New Millwaukee
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Yeah but
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We have to get a title
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Before we put any money in it
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Ah.... Smart
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Hey, welcome to Ricky's Blacksmith shop
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I can forge anything
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Oh ho that's clever
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we need a title for a vehicle
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a real Salvage title
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for a REAL salvaged vehicle
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Oh yeah yeah yeah sure, how old is it?
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Roughly hundred...
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Hundred and twenty years old
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whoa not many survivors of the galactic war
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you sure that thing's not more modern?
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Oh yeah
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This has got surplus written all over it
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(dentist drill)
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(humourous music)
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Ricky!
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Shoot
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Ricky
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Whoa! if it isn't my beautiful
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Jewel of the Dentistry
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how can i help you today?
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Your stupid extension cord pulled out again
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and i'm in the middle of a root canal
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One second please
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Gee thanks
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You know i pay enough rent here,
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that you could install a perminant outlet
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Consider it done
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My princess of plaque removal
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Yeah Sure.... Three years from now
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yeah, sorry about all that
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but, yeah your a
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problem should not be a big deal
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all just legaleeze
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Doting I's Crossing T's so...
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I'll be able to take
care of that no problem
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with a small fee of course
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Which brings us to our second point.
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One, we need a job
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Two
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we need paper's...
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that guarentee us safe passage
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no matter what side of the war
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we are boarded by.
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Ah, now i see why you came to me!
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You wan't your title
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In exchange for your first job
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am i right?
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No way
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We want to get paid for that too
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right right right sure yeah
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Actualy, you are in a heck of a lot of luck
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if that thing can fly
to Nueva Tiera that is
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Its going to be like a month
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in a class 5
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It will make it
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besides, what else are we doing
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hey that's right!
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And if you get through this with the cargo
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you will have some dough in your pockets
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by the end of this too
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Believe me
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Alright
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You run these number
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Make sure it's not stolen for us
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and we will be right back
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yeah yeah yeah don't worry
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the numbers will be checked
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Got a comunicator?
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Our number is in the folder
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(drilling)
286
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,525
Well i think that concludes
our buisness then
287
00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:44,081
I'll see you guys later
288
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,399
alfeeterzay... umm
289
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,606
Alfretasay?
290
00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:48,636
Goodbye
291
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:49,803
get out of here
292
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:51,525
siera zonka
293
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:52,527
Whatever
294
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,810
Now i gotta find a cargo
295
00:18:03,071 --> 00:18:04,071
Hey Tina?
296
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,793
(drill)
297
00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:08,906
Tina?
298
00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:11,017
Tina?
299
00:18:16,315 --> 00:18:17,315
(Drill stops)
300
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:22,966
I;m a little busy Rick
301
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,478
How would you like to get tha.....
302
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,800
How would you like to get that..
303
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,435
Medical Degree you are always talking about
304
00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:30,770
a real one this time
305
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,657
you know i do
306
00:18:32,659 --> 00:18:33,800
plug that thing in.
307
00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:35,974
I have a man in increadible pain
308
00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,198
he didn't pay the extra for the anesthetic
309
00:18:38,437 --> 00:18:39,799
I hear Nueva Tiera
310
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:42,039
has some excelent universities!
311
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,275
All you have to do is
312
00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:45,344
work with sick students and stuff
313
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,346
and its free
314
00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:48,696
And being the nice guy that i am
315
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:49,450
look at this
316
00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,090
I'll take what you paid in rent
317
00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:52,058
put it right towards the ticket
318
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,312
just with a tiny little fee
319
00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:54,314
it will be fine
320
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,032
Are you serious?
321
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,813
(Mumbled) Im in increadible pain
322
00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,480
yeah, i'll be with you in a second....
323
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,482
tell me more!
324
00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,457
(Rock and Roll music Plays)
325
00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:14,851
Dang
326
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,232
That looks like a lot of work yo
327
00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:19,867
looks like a lot of work... lot of work
328
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,335
mmm we gonna get paid!
329
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,970
Alright, what's the damage?
330
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,336
You must be warping
331
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:31,212
this thing is crash, like tottaly rad yo
332
00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:35,149
Translation?
333
00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,524
It means the ship's in good shape
334
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:38,526
thank you
335
00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,491
but can you fix it?
336
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,286
Are you kidding me?
337
00:19:42,288 --> 00:19:45,688
This elevator is Scratching
like a gittyup lazer DJ
338
00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:48,820
how much do we need to fix it up?
339
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:50,456
You slip diss slip diss
340
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,568
we got mad waves bro
341
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,442
we gonna like
342
00:19:54,918 --> 00:19:55,918
Stitch you in
343
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,451
Scrape her down
344
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,880
and that will only be 500
345
00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:03,450
but then we got to do the flame job
346
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,529
and that's gonna be 8 grand because,
347
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:06,531
you gotta do it
348
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:10,055
and it need to handle the
heat from the landing yo
349
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:11,837
i love your enthusiasm
350
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,114
but you are talking lobster dinner,
351
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:16,273
and we are on a popcorn budget
352
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,275
oih come on
353
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,351
you can't diss a clas boo like her
354
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,907
she deserves flames
355
00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:23,775
lights...
356
00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:25,343
a classic like this
357
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,013
don't deserve no 359
358
00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:32,330
she deserves the whole '60
359
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:36,145
(rock and roll and silence)
360
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:47,644
Fine
361
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,295
The outer shell is lennenite
so that will hold up
362
00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:52,120
we're gonna put a couple new monitors...
363
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,122
in the cock pit
364
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,707
lock a couple other things in
365
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,226
we could do it for your car
366
00:20:58,228 --> 00:21:00,228
but it aint going to be pretty
367
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,535
as long as it will fly
368
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:03,881
You have my word
369
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,654
but
370
00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:07,258
that don't mean much, cause if it
371
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,350
doesn't go right
372
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,107
You'll never see me again
373
00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:11,909
(laughing) lets get started
374
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:16,775
(montage rock music)
375
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,275
Hey man, look what i found...
376
00:21:23,277 --> 00:21:24,672
in one of these compartments
377
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,807
Yo is that heavy?
378
00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,164
It aint light
379
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,166
We keeping this
380
00:21:28,451 --> 00:21:29,451
YEAH!
381
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,120
Man... why won't this door cloase right
382
00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:43,412
Eh, you Fred...
383
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:45,854
Make sure you fix that hidra
384
00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:48,633
Oh man... hope nobody notices
385
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,559
Hey where'd it go?
386
00:21:55,561 --> 00:21:57,094
I thought i just had it
387
00:21:57,894 --> 00:21:58,860
Got another one for ya,
388
00:21:58,862 --> 00:21:59,972
you don't need help with that do you?
389
00:21:59,974 --> 00:22:02,465
Na, man i got this i got this
390
00:22:08,665 --> 00:22:09,665
Eh, yo Fred!
391
00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:12,409
Make sur eyou get that hidra fixed
392
00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:14,409
Aww man... I aint even got time to light
393
00:22:14,411 --> 00:22:17,323
this Ciggerete i so busy over hear man
394
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,164
Haha
395
00:22:21,482 --> 00:22:23,545
It was stuck on my chair!
396
00:22:24,117 --> 00:22:25,577
Stuck on my chair
397
00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:27,898
Where did it go? Right here!
398
00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,643
He he he he yeah baby
399
00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:31,384
look at that!
400
00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:32,919
Hey, here's another one
401
00:22:33,608 --> 00:22:36,177
Aint nobody noticing,
402
00:22:36,179 --> 00:22:37,852
we drinkin' on the job
403
00:22:41,745 --> 00:22:42,745
Oh man
404
00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:45,155
Eh yo Homey!
405
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,640
I got your wrench, you need your wrench?
406
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:47,505
I got your wrench.
407
00:22:47,507 --> 00:22:49,171
I don't need that wrench no more man
408
00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:51,107
Oh, you don't need the wrench
409
00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:54,964
Man
410
00:22:55,139 --> 00:22:56,582
Close man!
411
00:22:58,075 --> 00:22:59,263
Eh, man i'm done with that
412
00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:00,399
What do you need?
413
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:01,599
EHYEAY!
414
00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:03,688
Sorry about that homey!
415
00:23:11,663 --> 00:23:13,628
Alright, so this is the main controls
416
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:16,734
But as long as we have
the laptop patched in
417
00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:18,075
i figured what the hell
418
00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:19,709
Patch the controls into the keyboard.
419
00:23:19,711 --> 00:23:21,535
Go ahead and take the wheel
420
00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:22,537
alright
421
00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:27,065
(Engines start)
422
00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:31,874
(lift off)
423
00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:41,739
(Electro music plays)
424
00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:45,337
Everybody alright?
425
00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:46,339
Clear yo!
426
00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,717
(techno music intensifys)
427
00:24:29,624 --> 00:24:30,939
That reminds me
428
00:24:30,941 --> 00:24:31,096
the thrust is the same
429
00:24:32,164 --> 00:24:33,287
But to activate the turn,
430
00:24:33,289 --> 00:24:35,223
you need to use the side arrows in space
431
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,953
its a compleatly different
method of movement
432
00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:38,422
outside the atmosphere
433
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,960
Wow
434
00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:56,123
uhoh
435
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,186
what?
436
00:24:57,188 --> 00:25:00,027
The artificial gravity in the
sleeping Quarters is red
437
00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,029
move over
438
00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:08,332
ok, its green now, i guess
it just needed to be reset
439
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,036
yeah. it works
440
00:25:16,743 --> 00:25:18,676
i knew this baby could bounce
441
00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,758
aight we done yo!
442
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,126
Give us the keys and thats a fair trade
443
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:30,261
then we can get out of your hair
444
00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:33,888
come on
445
00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:35,156
we aint got all day
446
00:25:35,604 --> 00:25:37,271
we didnt do this for free
447
00:25:37,652 --> 00:25:38,669
lets go
448
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,938
its a good ship man
449
00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:41,785
Yo, you gonna love it
450
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,829
We out. Peace!
451
00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:49,838
Everything is going to be alright
452
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,107
lets just calm down
453
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,332
calm down?
454
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,076
Everything is not going to be alright!
455
00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:55,117
We just unlocked another
456
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:55,759
mystery of the universe
457
00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:57,761
that could destroy everything,
458
00:25:57,936 --> 00:25:59,602
You want me to calm down!
459
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,819
Ok
460
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:05,945
I did not want to do this, but i know a guy
461
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:07,753
who knows a guy
462
00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:08,755
and maybe
463
00:26:09,232 --> 00:26:11,061
I could call that guy
464
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,846
he will make everything alright
465
00:26:14,732 --> 00:26:16,132
a guy you don't know?
466
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,254
I know the guy who knows the guy
467
00:26:18,256 --> 00:26:20,322
and i know i can trust that...
468
00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:21,684
Guy...
469
00:26:23,204 --> 00:26:25,337
well its better then our options
470
00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:27,071
which is nothing really
471
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:28,950
except waiting
472
00:26:29,553 --> 00:26:30,553
and hopefully
473
00:26:30,998 --> 00:26:32,393
they just don't find us.
474
00:26:32,395 --> 00:26:33,832
I mean that one guy sold us out
475
00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:34,428
but
476
00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:36,320
they don't know where we are
477
00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:38,063
of course they don't know where we are now,
478
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,372
but if you call someone, they will
479
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:40,974
be able to track us here
480
00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,848
they can't track us here, specificly
481
00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:46,273
they can only track us to the nearest tower
482
00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:48,862
which is miles away, so we're ok
483
00:26:49,546 --> 00:26:51,766
We need to get the samples off the planet
484
00:26:51,768 --> 00:26:53,100
We need to get them off the planet
485
00:26:53,102 --> 00:26:54,639
We need to get them off now
486
00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:55,745
I don't know
487
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:56,650
you can do
488
00:26:56,652 --> 00:26:57,968
Whatever you think is best
489
00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,730
we just need to take care of it...
490
00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:00,396
go take care of it
491
00:27:00,398 --> 00:27:01,998
ok, so i'll call the guy
492
00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:03,509
here
493
00:27:08,289 --> 00:27:11,289
GEOfry, call the guy who
knows the guy i know
494
00:27:12,575 --> 00:27:13,779
That's what i am saying boss
495
00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:15,493
Everything is in the bag
496
00:27:15,495 --> 00:27:17,557
All i need is some sort of a shipment
497
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:19,257
And that could be just about anything
498
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:19,638
Heck
499
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,590
I could get a box of potatoes
500
00:27:21,592 --> 00:27:22,749
you know the Ruskies they love that stuff
501
00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:23,368
Alright ricky
502
00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:25,103
Oh wait one second i'm getting another call
503
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,543
Look
504
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:27,812
We know what you do
505
00:27:27,991 --> 00:27:30,053
All we need from you is to take our...
506
00:27:30,055 --> 00:27:31,037
Shipment off this planet,
507
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:33,291
with no questions asked or facts given
508
00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:34,559
as soon as possible
509
00:27:37,293 --> 00:27:38,386
Gentleman
510
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,521
You have come to the right place
511
00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:47,216
New Crewmember recorded
512
00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:49,480
Welcome to the Dva Orla
513
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:53,816
this is nice
514
00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,556
kind of a musty smell though
515
00:28:08,223 --> 00:28:09,858
GEOfry Give me an ETA
516
00:28:11,779 --> 00:28:13,402
I don't trust these guys
517
00:28:13,404 --> 00:28:14,432
I'm just gonna
518
00:28:14,434 --> 00:28:15,194
i'm gonna burn it
519
00:28:15,196 --> 00:28:16,218
im going to burn it all
520
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,472
and then we don't have
to worry about it again
521
00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:19,694
You can't burn it, if you burn that stuff
522
00:28:19,696 --> 00:28:21,296
it reacts and we all die
523
00:28:24,155 --> 00:28:25,997
guess thats worse
524
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,440
But it might happen anyway
525
00:28:32,442 --> 00:28:33,856
Maybe its not even in here
526
00:28:33,858 --> 00:28:36,568
We don't know anymore. Maybe it got lost
527
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,631
Its in there
528
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,233
we know that because we put it in there
529
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:42,441
no don't
530
00:28:42,443 --> 00:28:43,576
(spaceship roars)
531
00:28:44,744 --> 00:28:46,679
(outstandingly awesome rock music plays)
532
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,614
GEOfry give me an exact
location of the ship
533
00:29:02,688 --> 00:29:03,688
(Door Opens)
534
00:29:17,981 --> 00:29:22,411
Excuse me, Is this the Dva Orla?
535
00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:25,427
Yeah
536
00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:26,665
It is
537
00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:30,922
I am doctor Norman Zazzles
538
00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,617
And this is my assistant
539
00:29:32,619 --> 00:29:33,712
College
540
00:29:33,714 --> 00:29:34,714
my college
541
00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,111
Dr. Rustina Openhiemer
542
00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:40,683
Oh...
543
00:29:42,742 --> 00:29:43,742
Yeah
544
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:46,866
You are the uhhh
545
00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:49,567
the crew right
546
00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:52,312
Crew? no, were not crew we just passengers
547
00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:54,514
and we have some cargo... to take
548
00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:56,868
Yeah, i know about the cargo
549
00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:58,737
but then it says here.. uh..
550
00:29:59,093 --> 00:30:02,219
Rustina Openhiemer. signed on... Norman
551
00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:03,837
Zazzles
552
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,105
Yeah Zazzles... says right... Crew
553
00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:09,126
GEOfry check that contract again
554
00:30:25,251 --> 00:30:26,886
Excuse me one minute
555
00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:31,212
he always like that?
556
00:30:32,085 --> 00:30:34,416
(phove call) Uh Please and thank you's
557
00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,004
excuse my i got another call coming in
558
00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:38,406
Hello How's it going?
559
00:30:39,022 --> 00:30:41,836
Ricky, i want my money back right now
560
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,612
Oh, yeah refund.. you want a refund
561
00:30:44,788 --> 00:30:46,326
yeah refunds are great.
562
00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:47,850
But you know what else is great?
563
00:30:47,852 --> 00:30:50,145
A couple a soldiers
564
00:30:50,147 --> 00:30:54,545
some very ambitious scary looking soldiers
565
00:30:54,547 --> 00:30:56,387
and they are right over there
566
00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:58,157
yeah, they are right here talking to me
567
00:30:58,159 --> 00:30:59,268
and they are looking for you
568
00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:00,863
do you want to say hi to them
569
00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:01,355
Yeah
570
00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:02,254
Lets say hi to them.
571
00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:03,318
Before i get your your refund
572
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:03,907
here
573
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,596
say hi to the soldiers
574
00:31:05,796 --> 00:31:06,796
See here
575
00:31:07,748 --> 00:31:08,905
amendment 27 here
576
00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:11,619
(mumbling)
577
00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:13,126
grab a box Rustina
578
00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:14,584
why what did he say
579
00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:17,076
Just grab a box i'll explain later
580
00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:32,025
Air systems... green
581
00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:35,978
Guidance..... Green
582
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:41,028
Gravity... Freaking yellow
583
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,155
Green
584
00:31:48,235 --> 00:31:49,901
Alright, I got the Uh....
585
00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:53,419
Hand's all tied down, and we got the doc so
586
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,633
just about ready to go
587
00:31:57,674 --> 00:31:58,674
is that yellow?
588
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,155
K we are good
589
00:32:04,774 --> 00:32:06,707
I'll tell them to batton down
590
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440
Rodger that!
591
00:32:10,091 --> 00:32:11,091
Attention crew
592
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,940
this is your captain speaking
593
00:32:13,942 --> 00:32:15,654
we are about to disembark
594
00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:19,035
now would be a great time
to find yourself a seat
595
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,104
put your butts into your chairs
596
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:23,226
And if you have a seatbelt
597
00:32:23,228 --> 00:32:24,761
I suggest putting it on
598
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,305
and hold on tight
599
00:32:30,052 --> 00:32:33,226
(exciting rock and roll plays)
600
00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:50,007
Attention Crew we have left the atmosphere,
601
00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,942
prepare for hyperspace travel
602
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,238
(Futuristic funky music plays)
603
00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:17,624
Shing Ga
604
00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:20,094
Is that our traveling speed?
605
00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:23,341
Edwards must have hooked up up right
606
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,614
Attention crew,
607
00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:26,455
we have reached travling speed
608
00:33:26,457 --> 00:33:28,857
you are free to move about the cabin
609
00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:30,378
alright
610
00:33:31,695 --> 00:33:32,762
Where is my gun?
611
00:33:37,036 --> 00:33:38,605
Oww my writing hand too
612
00:33:38,607 --> 00:33:40,630
Why did you have a knife when we jumped?
613
00:33:40,632 --> 00:33:42,129
I found it in my seat.
614
00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:42,916
What was i supposed to do
615
00:33:42,918 --> 00:33:45,008
not open it up and play with it
616
00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:45,770
what happend
617
00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:46,772
I just cut myself
618
00:33:47,296 --> 00:33:48,496
ill go get the Dr.
619
00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:49,963
Trina!?
620
00:33:50,407 --> 00:33:51,516
Or Tina
621
00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:52,585
Dr. get in here!
622
00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:55,701
Thank goodness it does not look that bad
623
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:58,311
yeah its fine i just need it cleaned up
624
00:33:58,313 --> 00:34:00,089
Well we don't know where
that knife has been
625
00:34:00,091 --> 00:34:01,740
It could have infections
626
00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:04,542
it will be fine, thats why we have doctors
627
00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:07,104
Well, i don't like seeing you hurt
628
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:12,885
What?
629
00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:15,958
We got a man hurtm you got to patch them up
630
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,493
sorry i don't work here
631
00:34:25,111 --> 00:34:26,283
what?
632
00:34:26,285 --> 00:34:28,624
Please don't tell me Ricky tricked you too,
633
00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:31,359
Because we paid a boatload to hire you on
634
00:34:31,857 --> 00:34:33,257
hold on just a second
635
00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:41,885
it says right here in black and white that.
636
00:34:43,495 --> 00:34:44,495
Son of a...
637
00:34:45,622 --> 00:34:46,789
you gotta be...
638
00:34:47,329 --> 00:34:48,329
serious?
639
00:34:51,869 --> 00:34:52,869
Where is he?
640
00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:55,253
He is actualy a woman
641
00:34:58,378 --> 00:35:00,311
Hey, that feels pretty good.
642
00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:02,884
Reminds me of when i was a little girl
643
00:35:02,886 --> 00:35:06,152
But why didn't you just
put artificial skin on it
644
00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:09,667
I made that bandage myself
645
00:35:10,568 --> 00:35:13,235
it should heal up without much of a scar
646
00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,167
you know
647
00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:16,953
Artificial skin takes up less room
648
00:35:16,955 --> 00:35:19,289
and it does not cost that much more
649
00:35:23,058 --> 00:35:24,277
I'll consider that
650
00:35:24,279 --> 00:35:25,545
thank you very much
651
00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:29,649
I like the whole holistic thing.. but
652
00:35:29,651 --> 00:35:32,584
I't going to suck to
touch stuff for a while
653
00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:43,641
danget, its yellow again
654
00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:48,963
Peter check the artificial gravity
655
00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:50,632
the thing is yellow again
656
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,976
(Muffled) Check the what?
657
00:35:53,978 --> 00:35:55,178
Artificial gravity
658
00:35:56,026 --> 00:35:57,026
(muffled) K...
659
00:35:58,471 --> 00:35:59,471
alright fine
660
00:36:10,411 --> 00:36:11,478
(tools clunking)
661
00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:30,748
(scary mysterious music)
662
00:37:05,787 --> 00:37:07,120
(Music changes tone)
663
00:37:11,937 --> 00:37:13,737
(old cartoon music singing)
664
00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:18,584
This is Horrible....
665
00:37:19,076 --> 00:37:20,076
Oh my god!
666
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,938
(song) Just pretend that your sick
667
00:37:24,897 --> 00:37:28,103
And your Poor back is sore
668
00:37:28,398 --> 00:37:34,776
And Limp with a groan to the hospital door
669
00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:36,778
While your pals train in rain
670
00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:39,535
you can lay back and snore
671
00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:40,802
if you gold brick
672
00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:41,874
just gold brick
673
00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:42,876
just gold brick
674
00:37:44,315 --> 00:37:45,382
(song continues)
675
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,037
Ok You Two
676
00:37:47,371 --> 00:37:48,371
uh...
677
00:37:49,427 --> 00:37:51,760
why don't you go secure those boxes
678
00:37:52,298 --> 00:37:53,498
but i hurt my hand
679
00:37:57,950 --> 00:37:59,679
you got it bandage just go back there
680
00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:01,541
and lock things down tight
681
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,811
but we are already at traveling speed
682
00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:06,279
why would we need to lock things down
683
00:38:08,076 --> 00:38:09,837
we will be slowing down eventualy.
684
00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:10,839
Go do it
685
00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:12,925
alright fine
686
00:38:14,656 --> 00:38:15,656
come on rusty
687
00:38:25,914 --> 00:38:28,707
(Quick exciting music plays)
688
00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:57,487
I am programed to assist you
689
00:38:57,489 --> 00:38:58,822
in any of your needs
690
00:38:59,688 --> 00:39:00,670
I have been programed
691
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,139
with Culinary Recipies
692
00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:04,104
And can organize and steralize
693
00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:05,172
your environment
694
00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:10,158
I am going to have to find
a way to cook in here
695
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,693
How shall i address you
696
00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:15,219
oh yeah oh of course my name's Peter
697
00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:17,172
What's yours
698
00:39:17,664 --> 00:39:19,940
You may call me whatever you wish
699
00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:22,008
my last master refered to me as
700
00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:24,981
бесполезный тостер
701
00:39:27,111 --> 00:39:28,111
(Door opens)
702
00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:32,611
(sigh)
703
00:39:32,814 --> 00:39:34,214
Hand me another strap
704
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,680
no this is rope i want a strap
705
00:39:43,878 --> 00:39:45,011
you used them all
706
00:39:45,538 --> 00:39:47,514
What? when did that happen
707
00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:50,873
When you used 5 million other ones
708
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,349
on all the other boxes
709
00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:53,651
in the other cargo bays
710
00:39:53,653 --> 00:39:55,147
why didn't you tell me
711
00:39:55,149 --> 00:39:56,282
we were running low
712
00:39:56,284 --> 00:39:58,909
I did tell you we were running low
713
00:39:58,911 --> 00:39:59,982
No you didn't
714
00:39:59,984 --> 00:40:00,886
I did too!
715
00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:01,466
When?
716
00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,350
When i told you
717
00:40:02,352 --> 00:40:04,228
Our supplies are running low
718
00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:05,996
how am i supposed to know what that meant
719
00:40:05,998 --> 00:40:07,519
What else is that supposed to mean
720
00:40:07,521 --> 00:40:09,432
I don't know how about using Quantative
721
00:40:09,434 --> 00:40:10,384
Adjatives
722
00:40:10,386 --> 00:40:11,423
Like number
723
00:40:11,425 --> 00:40:13,074
I don't know, how am i supposed to know
724
00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:15,409
what the relitive low means
725
00:40:15,655 --> 00:40:16,655
low means few
726
00:40:17,304 --> 00:40:19,170
we had few, now we have zero
727
00:40:19,621 --> 00:40:21,960
is that enough of a number for you? Zero
728
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:22,827
we have rope
729
00:40:22,829 --> 00:40:25,574
how about using five or three?
730
00:40:27,348 --> 00:40:28,582
One! One rope
731
00:40:31,681 --> 00:40:32,996
what does that mean?
732
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,465
It does not matter sir
733
00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:38,236
My name is now NAT as you requested
734
00:40:39,776 --> 00:40:40,776
well uh NAT
735
00:40:41,946 --> 00:40:43,413
Tell me about yourself
736
00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:45,945
I was constructedby request
737
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:47,755
of the great Czar Checkov
738
00:40:47,757 --> 00:40:50,708
I was the most life like
model for two years
739
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,110
before being replaced
740
00:40:52,543 --> 00:40:54,850
I was then modified and repurposed
741
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,174
for use in the kitchen of the great palace
742
00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:58,776
until the great rebelion
743
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,690
I was then given to Czar Checov's son
744
00:41:02,394 --> 00:41:04,147
as he escaped in this vessel with two
745
00:41:04,149 --> 00:41:06,767
other more advanced models
746
00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:11,023
I was placed in storage and forgotten
747
00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,459
That's...
748
00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:23,461
not good...
749
00:41:27,648 --> 00:41:28,648
uh, its fine
750
00:41:31,279 --> 00:41:33,119
don't fall down from that big box
751
00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:34,476
and break your neck
752
00:41:34,478 --> 00:41:36,973
Oh by the way, we are running out of straps
753
00:41:36,975 --> 00:41:38,536
there is no down in space
754
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,091
you can't fall down off a box in space
755
00:41:41,093 --> 00:41:42,990
don't get me started on this debae again
756
00:41:42,992 --> 00:41:45,006
because the up and down concept is entirely
757
00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:46,309
created by mas
758
00:41:46,698 --> 00:41:48,542
large enough to have a center of gravity
759
00:41:48,544 --> 00:41:49,930
that you are pulled towards
760
00:41:49,932 --> 00:41:52,073
we have created artificial gravity
761
00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:54,946
so in space here is a down
762
00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,938
but the down is a lie!
763
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,271
The more accurate down would be
764
00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:00,584
finding the next closest star or moon
765
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,537
or large planet in order to exert enough
766
00:42:02,539 --> 00:42:03,539
gravitons on us
767
00:42:03,816 --> 00:42:06,040
How do you know that this is a lie?
768
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,254
Because it's artificial
769
00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:10,256
We could change it at any time
770
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,513
(Deep drone of night time)
771
00:42:23,425 --> 00:42:24,425
hey norm?
772
00:42:28,074 --> 00:42:29,200
What?
773
00:42:32,478 --> 00:42:35,616
Do you ever wonder why we became scientists
774
00:42:36,664 --> 00:42:38,172
No.. go to sleep
775
00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:44,112
Well... i don't, I don't know why i don't
776
00:42:45,286 --> 00:42:46,286
I just don't
777
00:42:48,603 --> 00:42:49,603
Interesting
778
00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:53,302
Rusty, go to sleep
779
00:42:55,231 --> 00:42:58,998
I can't, i keep thinking about stuff
780
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,680
try counting sheep
781
00:43:04,678 --> 00:43:05,678
oh what kind?
782
00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:10,118
Uhhh pick your favorite
783
00:43:12,619 --> 00:43:14,404
When i was young, i tried to breed
784
00:43:14,406 --> 00:43:17,072
multicolored sheep to make argile socks
785
00:43:22,289 --> 00:43:24,511
Then count your fingers
786
00:43:35,526 --> 00:43:36,526
Hey Norm
787
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,929
mmmhmmm
788
00:43:37,931 --> 00:43:39,651
when peter touched my gieger counter
789
00:43:39,653 --> 00:43:40,691
it beeped
790
00:43:40,693 --> 00:43:42,426
he is slightly radioactive
791
00:43:43,464 --> 00:43:44,597
he's radioactive?
792
00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:46,274
Mmhmmm
793
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,251
i asked him about it
794
00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,466
he said he wexposed
himself to radioactivity
795
00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:53,001
to get out of the draft
796
00:43:54,484 --> 00:43:55,484
shrewed
797
00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,177
maybe we should have tried that
798
00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:00,418
yeah
799
00:44:01,664 --> 00:44:02,664
maybe
800
00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:05,520
i wonder what the long term
801
00:44:05,522 --> 00:44:06,722
health effects are
802
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,595
I'm surprised it hasn't deminished yet
803
00:44:12,597 --> 00:44:14,864
I'm guessing he did it a while ago
804
00:44:17,603 --> 00:44:18,712
maybe
805
00:44:18,714 --> 00:44:21,247
maybe there is something else going on
806
00:44:22,908 --> 00:44:23,772
maybe
807
00:44:23,774 --> 00:44:25,617
Maybe he is actualy a robot
808
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:28,498
and internaly he has like a nuclear reactor
809
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,900
in order to power him
810
00:44:30,312 --> 00:44:32,637
and that's why he is actualy radioactive
811
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:34,145
and he was just lying to me
812
00:44:34,147 --> 00:44:35,747
I am glad that's settled
813
00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:51,564
huh...
814
00:44:57,285 --> 00:44:59,352
Don't ask me, where i got these
815
00:44:59,959 --> 00:45:01,227
but i was able to find you
816
00:45:01,229 --> 00:45:02,229
a top
817
00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:04,364
some nice pants
818
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:09,274
and a lovely leather jacket
819
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,346
thank you very much Peter.
820
00:45:16,872 --> 00:45:17,872
Hey Norm
821
00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:20,349
What?
822
00:45:22,381 --> 00:45:23,381
Hey Norm?
823
00:45:23,619 --> 00:45:24,619
What?
824
00:45:26,569 --> 00:45:28,969
I'm glad you are a scientist with me
825
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:33,122
I'm glad you're a scientist with me too
826
00:45:34,594 --> 00:45:38,182
but not right now because i need some sleep
827
00:45:46,937 --> 00:45:53,239
(jazzy upbeat lounge music!)
828
00:45:57,768 --> 00:46:01,125
Say the sun comes up is because when...
829
00:46:01,127 --> 00:46:05,598
what they see, is the earth going around
830
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,600
the star
831
00:46:06,799 --> 00:46:10,198
now we, are not on said planet
832
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,142
we are in the fork
833
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,457
or the spaceship if you will
834
00:46:19,822 --> 00:46:20,908
Yeah
835
00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,443
Wish i had a golf ball
836
00:46:26,749 --> 00:46:27,749
How did you?
837
00:46:31,495 --> 00:46:33,733
Wow uh... thanks... Uh...
838
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,739
any chance you can cut
839
00:46:36,741 --> 00:46:38,350
the next one diagonaly
840
00:46:38,352 --> 00:46:40,752
AHA! I have you now captain freedom!
841
00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:44,244
You will never take me
alive you imperial dog!
842
00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:47,339
AHA, but your phasor cannon
843
00:46:47,341 --> 00:46:49,505
is all out of ammunition, and my
844
00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:52,346
twin crossbows of death,
845
00:46:52,348 --> 00:46:53,948
have you in there sights
846
00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:57,086
thats ok but i have air support
847
00:47:00,086 --> 00:47:01,086
(SCAW)
848
00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:02,263
NO!
849
00:47:03,025 --> 00:47:06,760
Curse you captain freedom, CURSE YOU!!!!
850
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,353
Doc we need you!
851
00:47:13,787 --> 00:47:15,520
I'm watching Wrestletopia.
852
00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:18,177
Its joe Mohawk vrs Larry the Wearwolf
853
00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:23,415
the sun, has nothing to do with it,
854
00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,550
it all depends upon our position
855
00:47:27,038 --> 00:47:27,585
no
856
00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:28,187
No
857
00:47:28,189 --> 00:47:28,403
No
858
00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:29,045
No
859
00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:33,286
No... no... yes... yes... yes... no
860
00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:35,921
no
861
00:47:37,061 --> 00:47:38,061
(song ends)
862
00:47:40,013 --> 00:47:42,003
It does not matter what you say
863
00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:44,409
there is no sun up in space
864
00:47:44,411 --> 00:47:46,441
because we are not on a planet
865
00:47:46,443 --> 00:47:48,743
where the sun can come up over the horizen
866
00:47:48,745 --> 00:47:50,078
line in the distance
867
00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:52,566
are you suggesting the sun actualy comes up
868
00:47:52,568 --> 00:47:54,368
over horizen line when you are on a planet?
869
00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,079
I am suggesting that the phrase
870
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,960
lends itself to the notion that it appears
871
00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:00,818
to rise and to set
872
00:48:01,477 --> 00:48:04,937
yeah, and at sun up is when you rise
873
00:48:05,787 --> 00:48:07,636
then why do they call it sun up,
874
00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:08,667
and not you up
875
00:48:08,669 --> 00:48:11,536
because you have such a shining personality
876
00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:15,479
you were the one who said there was down
877
00:48:15,481 --> 00:48:19,186
in space, how can you say the sun comes up
878
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,855
when you dont even think there is a down
879
00:48:25,367 --> 00:48:26,367
check
880
00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:27,767
mate
881
00:48:29,061 --> 00:48:31,312
im going to stab you with this fork
882
00:48:31,314 --> 00:48:32,381
do it i dare you
883
00:48:32,596 --> 00:48:33,596
UHHHHHHH
884
00:48:37,601 --> 00:48:39,878
Ok.... Week two
885
00:48:41,195 --> 00:48:45,288
Everybody alright? anything new?
886
00:48:45,761 --> 00:48:48,198
Yeah, the eggs have turned
887
00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:54,694
Thats impossile,
888
00:48:54,696 --> 00:48:56,097
they were powdered and canned
889
00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,499
they should last more then a century
890
00:49:00,210 --> 00:49:02,677
We didn't pack any canned bagged eggs
891
00:49:03,795 --> 00:49:05,245
Jesus, these things have been on here
892
00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:06,714
since it was abandoned
893
00:49:07,627 --> 00:49:08,641
Ok
894
00:49:08,643 --> 00:49:11,490
Lets say this is a planet
895
00:49:11,492 --> 00:49:12,726
yeah, ok thats a planet
896
00:49:12,728 --> 00:49:15,461
I'm going to be back before they are done
897
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:19,467
and this right here, is the sun ora star
898
00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:22,189
Now, if we are on, said planet
899
00:49:23,062 --> 00:49:26,390
sun rises, because the earth goes...
900
00:49:26,392 --> 00:49:28,624
because the planetary system goes
901
00:49:28,626 --> 00:49:30,221
around like this
902
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:34,013
Alright, and now we are not on said planet
903
00:49:34,015 --> 00:49:35,053
we are here
904
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,284
so you are only suggesting that
905
00:49:37,286 --> 00:49:39,552
that the notion of sun up in space
906
00:49:39,952 --> 00:49:42,118
is insignificant because the sun
907
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,618
Doesn't go up in space
908
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:46,555
and yet when its used on the planet
909
00:49:46,557 --> 00:49:49,223
the sunalso doesn't go up there either,
910
00:49:49,721 --> 00:49:52,388
so the phrase is felecious to begin with
911
00:49:53,972 --> 00:49:56,171
do you think he is acting weird lately?
912
00:49:56,173 --> 00:49:59,040
I don't know, im a doctor not a psyciotrist
913
00:50:06,025 --> 00:50:07,025
Still bad....
914
00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:10,915
NAT? where did you get those eggs?
915
00:50:11,523 --> 00:50:12,523
NAT?
916
00:50:12,753 --> 00:50:14,220
(Snapping fingers) NAT
917
00:50:15,499 --> 00:50:16,966
Do you Require me sir?
918
00:50:17,611 --> 00:50:20,229
Yes, Nat, where did you get those eggs?
919
00:50:20,231 --> 00:50:21,833
That you made for us this morning
920
00:50:22,047 --> 00:50:23,292
in the back storage.
921
00:50:23,294 --> 00:50:25,221
My programing requires that i use
922
00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290
the oldest items first
as to prevent spoiledge
923
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Ah um
924
00:50:31,714 --> 00:50:35,484
why don't you show me where
that back storrage is later
925
00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:37,135
but for now i just want you...
926
00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:38,471
when you are cooking
927
00:50:38,653 --> 00:50:39,564
just
928
00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:43,550
Run food by me, just to make
sure it has not spoiled
929
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,726
That is untrue sir,
930
00:50:46,728 --> 00:50:48,488
I checked the compesition
931
00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:50,824
it held a surprising amount of nutrients
932
00:50:51,098 --> 00:50:53,738
including high amounts of protien and iron
933
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:56,007
without contaminents or pathegeons
934
00:50:56,873 --> 00:50:58,607
ok, i am sure that is true
935
00:50:58,937 --> 00:50:59,937
but
936
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,644
they kinda.. tasted bad
937
00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,279
unfortunatly sir i do not have
938
00:51:04,281 --> 00:51:05,614
the ability to taste
939
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:08,685
right
940
00:51:08,687 --> 00:51:09,687
tell you what
941
00:51:09,877 --> 00:51:11,091
next time just
942
00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,782
run anything by me that is passed its
943
00:51:13,784 --> 00:51:14,784
due by date
944
00:51:15,086 --> 00:51:16,086
ok?
945
00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:19,639
Update Accepted
946
00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:22,163
the sun
947
00:51:22,798 --> 00:51:24,934
wewouldn't really know the sun
948
00:51:24,936 --> 00:51:25,967
as like....
949
00:51:25,969 --> 00:51:27,728
the sun, because we are not on earth
950
00:51:27,730 --> 00:51:29,530
we have never been on earth
951
00:51:30,722 --> 00:51:32,569
all the suns are actualy stars
952
00:51:32,571 --> 00:51:33,577
actualy stars
953
00:51:33,579 --> 00:51:34,291
ok alright..
954
00:51:34,293 --> 00:51:35,360
(warning signal)
955
00:51:36,402 --> 00:51:37,935
Warning ship aprouching
956
00:51:40,323 --> 00:51:41,856
Warning ship aprouching
957
00:51:45,265 --> 00:51:46,665
Time to get serious,
958
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:49,513
and i don't mean the constalation
959
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:52,916
(Rock and roll Chase music)
960
00:51:52,918 --> 00:51:55,251
Attention ship you are in direct...
961
00:51:58,704 --> 00:51:59,694
shing ga!
962
00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:01,963
That's an imperial Zero Zero Five!
963
00:52:07,048 --> 00:52:08,115
What's going on?
964
00:52:08,556 --> 00:52:10,718
We have a ship in colision course with us
965
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,920
that's an Imperial Zero Zero Five
966
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,225
right
967
00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:17,892
(lazer cannon fire)
968
00:52:19,934 --> 00:52:21,909
that cannon needs a new coil dumbass
969
00:52:21,911 --> 00:52:23,978
you are just blasting off paint
970
00:52:24,464 --> 00:52:25,998
how are you still on me
971
00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:29,101
where is that warning signal coming from?
972
00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:30,103
(mumbling)
973
00:52:32,476 --> 00:52:35,735
Ok we have an imperial cruiser behind us
974
00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:37,180
and they probably want to kill us
975
00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:38,600
so i am really hoping
976
00:52:38,602 --> 00:52:39,294
you know how to use this
977
00:52:39,296 --> 00:52:40,562
I'm a pacifist sir.
978
00:52:40,923 --> 00:52:41,923
I'll take it
979
00:52:43,054 --> 00:52:45,569
alright they are probably going to meet us
980
00:52:45,571 --> 00:52:47,243
in the cargo room, cause thats where
981
00:52:47,245 --> 00:52:48,556
they usualy like to dig in
982
00:52:48,558 --> 00:52:49,558
but uh...
983
00:52:50,089 --> 00:52:52,048
why don't you stand in front and...
984
00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:53,717
put a flower in their gun
985
00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,548
wait wait! do you have a gun for me?
986
00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:58,550
Ummm
987
00:53:00,419 --> 00:53:01,242
yeah
988
00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:04,122
its really old so if you have any misfires,
989
00:53:04,124 --> 00:53:06,201
just keep squeezing the trigger
990
00:53:06,203 --> 00:53:07,859
well thats pretty badass
991
00:53:07,861 --> 00:53:08,861
a little small though
992
00:53:10,787 --> 00:53:11,787
B for Boost
993
00:53:11,962 --> 00:53:12,962
B for Boost
994
00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:14,047
B for Boost
995
00:53:14,049 --> 00:53:15,049
warning
996
00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:16,485
Warning
997
00:53:16,782 --> 00:53:17,782
warning
998
00:53:18,826 --> 00:53:22,092
(silence)
999
00:53:27,146 --> 00:53:28,880
(spaceship flies by noise)
1000
00:53:36,731 --> 00:53:38,197
(Quiet spaceship zoom)
1001
00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:41,277
(rock Music restarts)
1002
00:53:41,457 --> 00:53:42,924
He'll blow the engines
1003
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,346
wait how serious is this?
1004
00:53:48,203 --> 00:53:49,203
(lazer fire)
1005
00:53:50,505 --> 00:53:51,638
(space explosion)
1006
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:58,282
Holy Buckets, the reactor went. thier dead.
1007
00:53:59,076 --> 00:54:02,599
Attention, The hostile ship behind yours
1008
00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:04,797
has been destroyed
1009
00:54:04,799 --> 00:54:06,822
Please drop below light speed
1010
00:54:06,824 --> 00:54:08,727
and prepare for inspection.
1011
00:54:09,323 --> 00:54:11,186
The Sixth Reich thanks you
1012
00:54:11,188 --> 00:54:12,521
for your cooperation
1013
00:54:14,005 --> 00:54:15,739
what the hell i'll take it
1014
00:54:16,704 --> 00:54:18,250
agreed, but be advised
1015
00:54:18,252 --> 00:54:20,009
our reator is overheating
1016
00:54:20,011 --> 00:54:21,622
and will require our attention
1017
00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:23,024
thanks for the assist
1018
00:54:25,236 --> 00:54:27,401
Norm, Rusty, meet me near the reactor
1019
00:54:27,403 --> 00:54:30,342
we will be putting on rad suits
and cooling it down manualy.
1020
00:54:30,344 --> 00:54:33,077
Peter we are being boarded entertain them
1021
00:54:35,701 --> 00:54:36,701
Doc!
1022
00:54:37,010 --> 00:54:45,010
(Impending doom music)
1023
00:54:51,098 --> 00:54:52,098
Okay...
1024
00:54:55,185 --> 00:54:56,323
Okay...
1025
00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,658
its going to be fine
1026
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,865
be careful, do not rip theat suit.
1027
00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:05,450
I only have enough Anti Rad for
1028
00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:06,641
Incedental exposure, not
1029
00:55:06,643 --> 00:55:08,509
Swiming in a nuclear reactor
1030
00:55:10,968 --> 00:55:13,109
Alright it is going to be fine.
1031
00:55:13,111 --> 00:55:15,067
As long as they are not crazy
1032
00:55:15,069 --> 00:55:17,340
as long as they are not the crazy ones
1033
00:55:17,342 --> 00:55:18,902
with all the piercings
1034
00:55:18,904 --> 00:55:22,593
as long as they are not the crazy
women ones with all the piercings
1035
00:55:22,595 --> 00:55:23,595
i am fine
1036
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:35,809
Oh darn...
1037
00:55:36,872 --> 00:55:39,053
are you the comander of this vessel
1038
00:55:39,055 --> 00:55:41,188
Lady, i just... i just work here
1039
00:55:42,110 --> 00:55:43,577
where is your comander
1040
00:55:44,134 --> 00:55:46,824
He is dealing with the core melting down
1041
00:55:46,826 --> 00:55:48,244
I don't know if you noticed
1042
00:55:48,246 --> 00:55:50,282
but we had a warship on our asses
1043
00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:52,307
we noticed. We took care of it
1044
00:55:52,309 --> 00:55:54,198
now drop nthe tough guy act,
1045
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,627
before i have Otho come down here
1046
00:55:55,629 --> 00:55:57,496
beat you with your own shoes
1047
00:55:57,906 --> 00:55:58,906
doable
1048
00:55:59,493 --> 00:56:00,826
show me your cockpit
1049
00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:02,705
show you my what?
1050
00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:03,707
Cockpit
1051
00:56:04,215 --> 00:56:05,349
Right, this way.
1052
00:56:12,032 --> 00:56:14,453
(reactor humming)
1053
00:56:16,477 --> 00:56:18,100
why is this side yellow?
1054
00:56:18,102 --> 00:56:20,207
Because if it was white you would be dead
1055
00:56:24,203 --> 00:56:27,377
and here is the food prep area
1056
00:56:27,734 --> 00:56:31,647
I have many sanitary concerns
1057
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,555
yeah everyone who comes in here says that
1058
00:56:36,941 --> 00:56:38,250
Careful
1059
00:56:39,282 --> 00:56:41,615
oh what am i getting myself into...
1060
00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:43,314
im getting a suit on
1061
00:56:44,242 --> 00:56:46,226
its red now is that good?
1062
00:56:47,854 --> 00:56:49,387
(only sound is reactor)
1063
00:56:50,988 --> 00:56:51,988
Guys?
1064
00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:58,080
And this is the cargo bay...
1065
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,516
where we keep the cargo
1066
00:57:09,189 --> 00:57:11,967
I wouldn't grab that box!
1067
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,105
Cleaner
1068
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:42,391
strong cleaner
1069
00:57:56,316 --> 00:57:57,316
I didn't see it
1070
00:57:59,451 --> 00:58:00,651
i did not see it.
1071
00:58:12,824 --> 00:58:14,665
And that is the grand tour
1072
00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:16,830
I hope you enjoyed your time
1073
00:58:16,832 --> 00:58:19,238
on our starship, and you will come again
1074
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,897
what is that room off the dining area?
1075
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,299
That would be my room
1076
00:58:23,526 --> 00:58:25,259
you will show us that room
1077
00:58:26,582 --> 00:58:27,582
alright
1078
00:58:29,398 --> 00:58:32,331
its not like i have
anything illegal in here
1079
00:58:32,772 --> 00:58:33,772
just private
1080
00:58:35,828 --> 00:58:36,828
see i told you
1081
00:58:59,396 --> 00:59:00,796
(spaceship takes off)
1082
00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:11,975
(slow happy upbeat music)
1083
00:59:46,126 --> 00:59:47,433
Ladies and gentleman,
1084
00:59:47,435 --> 00:59:50,168
if you tuirn on the comunac tv to chanel 15
1085
00:59:50,441 --> 00:59:52,498
we will be looking out the port camera
1086
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,060
at one of the most amazing sites
1087
00:59:54,062 --> 00:59:55,092
in the galaxy
1088
00:59:55,094 --> 00:59:57,242
I'll be slowing down so we can get a good
1089
00:59:57,244 --> 00:59:58,775
but only five minutes as these are
1090
00:59:58,777 --> 00:59:59,843
dangerous waters
1091
01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,198
(tv theme song)
1092
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,279
What could be more interesting then
1093
01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:05,412
rewatching sex and the biodome
1094
01:00:05,414 --> 01:00:07,634
(tv music stops. Epic space music starts)
1095
01:00:07,636 --> 01:00:08,636
Whats going on?
1096
01:00:13,302 --> 01:00:15,035
(suprise with awesomeness music)
1097
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,987
Warning, ship approuching
1098
01:00:40,368 --> 01:00:42,101
alright, take a final look
1099
01:00:43,271 --> 01:00:45,799
there apears to be a raider vessel nearby
1100
01:00:45,801 --> 01:00:48,001
so we will be out of here shortly
1101
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,583
(Boxes shifting and falling)
1102
01:01:22,514 --> 01:01:23,514
What was that
1103
01:01:25,837 --> 01:01:26,837
Me falling down
1104
01:01:27,990 --> 01:01:30,923
i think something fell in the cargo bay
1105
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,678
Oh, yeah, we got to go resecure
1106
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,813
that one bay... come on rusty
1107
01:01:38,978 --> 01:01:41,001
oh shoot, well it's this way,
1108
01:01:41,003 --> 01:01:41,814
thats what i meant
1109
01:01:41,816 --> 01:01:43,759
because i know where i am going
1110
01:01:43,761 --> 01:01:46,070
Its a confusing ship, it's understandable
1111
01:01:46,072 --> 01:01:48,923
(unnerving curious music)
1112
01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,088
oh no, looks like we forgot to
1113
01:01:53,090 --> 01:01:56,039
Tie this one down, its
been bounching around
1114
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,249
what even is that?
1115
01:01:57,251 --> 01:01:59,785
I don't remember that being in here...
1116
01:02:00,089 --> 01:02:01,507
Fauna specimen
1117
01:02:01,793 --> 01:02:05,662
Narora giant toxitoad
1118
01:02:05,664 --> 01:02:07,290
a toxitoad!
1119
01:02:09,036 --> 01:02:10,036
Yeah why?
1120
01:02:10,525 --> 01:02:12,932
Dude, those things spit a hallucinogen
1121
01:02:12,934 --> 01:02:17,418
that's so potent, its like LSD on drugs
1122
01:02:17,976 --> 01:02:19,115
Seriously
1123
01:02:19,117 --> 01:02:21,250
how far can they spit the poisen
1124
01:02:22,192 --> 01:02:23,509
Farther then this!
1125
01:02:23,511 --> 01:02:24,511
OH boy!
1126
01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:26,779
Oh come on the box is closed
1127
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:28,869
(box opens)
1128
01:02:29,595 --> 01:02:30,595
Rusty!
1129
01:02:30,835 --> 01:02:31,910
Yeah...
1130
01:02:31,912 --> 01:02:32,912
The box is open
1131
01:02:33,806 --> 01:02:34,945
Really?
1132
01:02:34,947 --> 01:02:36,147
(terrifying music)
1133
01:02:42,709 --> 01:02:43,975
why don't you uh...
1134
01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:46,236
close the box
1135
01:02:46,238 --> 01:02:48,071
why don't you go close the box?
1136
01:02:48,073 --> 01:02:49,073
Why me?
1137
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,267
Its going to spit!
1138
01:02:52,002 --> 01:02:53,002
(spitting)
1139
01:02:59,654 --> 01:03:00,654
warning
1140
01:03:01,353 --> 01:03:02,135
warning
1141
01:03:02,137 --> 01:03:04,774
What in orions armpit is going on here?
1142
01:03:04,776 --> 01:03:05,776
Warning!
1143
01:03:06,154 --> 01:03:07,975
I did not do it. i was just watching
1144
01:03:07,977 --> 01:03:09,704
season 2 of sex and the biodome
1145
01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:10,706
Warning
1146
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:12,643
maybe we picked up some radiationr
1147
01:03:12,645 --> 01:03:13,645
from false star
1148
01:03:14,449 --> 01:03:15,687
we passed false star
1149
01:03:15,689 --> 01:03:17,689
and no one bothered to wake me
1150
01:03:18,199 --> 01:03:20,191
guys, when we stopped at false star
1151
01:03:20,193 --> 01:03:21,279
a toxitoad got loose
1152
01:03:21,281 --> 01:03:22,014
and now
1153
01:03:22,016 --> 01:03:23,882
ts in the ventilation system
1154
01:03:24,714 --> 01:03:26,319
we stopped at false star
1155
01:03:26,321 --> 01:03:28,388
and no one bothered to wake me?
1156
01:03:29,590 --> 01:03:30,590
And it has norm
1157
01:03:31,098 --> 01:03:33,321
i mean not litteraly like with it
1158
01:03:33,323 --> 01:03:35,751
but, it like spit at him andnow he is like
1159
01:03:35,753 --> 01:03:37,542
Tripping, and its super crazy
1160
01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:39,020
and he was saying something about lincoln
1161
01:03:39,022 --> 01:03:42,320
(overlaying each other
about False Star and toad)
1162
01:03:42,322 --> 01:03:44,641
Next time we pass i would
like to be woken up
1163
01:03:44,643 --> 01:03:47,052
and i dont think he has any friends
1164
01:03:47,054 --> 01:03:48,766
so it cant be one of them
1165
01:03:48,768 --> 01:03:50,901
he was dancing, and it was weird
1166
01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:54,887
Odin's bloodsoaked eyepatch!
1167
01:03:54,889 --> 01:03:56,146
I'm going to get my gun and,
1168
01:03:56,148 --> 01:03:57,148
take care of it
1169
01:04:02,224 --> 01:04:03,491
it was really weird
1170
01:04:05,766 --> 01:04:07,699
(same scary music about toad)
1171
01:04:17,561 --> 01:04:19,561
(grutning and crawling noises)
1172
01:04:21,241 --> 01:04:22,241
Jacob!
1173
01:04:22,868 --> 01:04:24,202
Jacob are you there?
1174
01:04:29,539 --> 01:04:31,647
I just got in the maintenence tunnel
1175
01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:33,242
ok umm
1176
01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,933
im the big dot in the center
1177
01:04:36,935 --> 01:04:39,068
let me know if you see something
1178
01:04:40,947 --> 01:04:42,547
there it is behind you.
1179
01:04:43,289 --> 01:04:47,112
Behind me? I can't really turn around
1180
01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,315
Alright you are going to have to
1181
01:04:50,317 --> 01:04:51,902
find a place to turn around
1182
01:04:51,904 --> 01:04:53,098
because it is coming at you,
1183
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:54,568
and its coming pretty fast
1184
01:04:54,797 --> 01:04:56,063
are you kidding me!
1185
01:04:57,664 --> 01:04:59,464
Hurry up its almost on you!
1186
01:04:59,691 --> 01:05:02,497
There is a turn up ahead i'll turn there
1187
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:03,499
four meters
1188
01:05:03,778 --> 01:05:04,778
three meters
1189
01:05:05,187 --> 01:05:06,187
two meters
1190
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,157
that can't be right...
1191
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:10,987
i would have hit it by now
1192
01:05:10,989 --> 01:05:11,692
one meter
1193
01:05:11,694 --> 01:05:12,753
it can't be right
1194
01:05:12,755 --> 01:05:13,955
I'm at the turn...
1195
01:05:14,181 --> 01:05:15,181
AHHHH!!!
1196
01:05:16,979 --> 01:05:17,979
Jacob?
1197
01:05:21,356 --> 01:05:22,356
Jacob?
1198
01:05:25,373 --> 01:05:26,373
Jacob?
1199
01:05:28,323 --> 01:05:31,008
(silence)
1200
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:41,538
(toad chirping far away, busy signal)
1201
01:05:48,925 --> 01:05:50,325
then there were three
1202
01:05:51,574 --> 01:05:52,960
alright, new plan
1203
01:05:52,962 --> 01:05:53,962
Ok, Ummm
1204
01:05:55,806 --> 01:05:57,273
he is going to be fine
1205
01:05:57,572 --> 01:06:00,506
He is just going to have
a horrible hangover
1206
01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:02,468
alright i have
1207
01:06:02,756 --> 01:06:04,440
something ive been hiding
1208
01:06:04,442 --> 01:06:05,442
so umm
1209
01:06:06,367 --> 01:06:07,530
it is a robot
1210
01:06:07,532 --> 01:06:08,849
oh look jacob is ok
1211
01:06:08,851 --> 01:06:10,451
(subtle confusing music)
1212
01:06:19,563 --> 01:06:21,430
(Sudden intense scary music)
1213
01:06:32,816 --> 01:06:35,143
yaha! Captain Freedom!
1214
01:06:36,942 --> 01:06:39,427
By my read white and blue balls...
1215
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,229
this is for captain freedom
1216
01:06:42,656 --> 01:06:47,992
(Ave Maria plays, counter to violent scene)
1217
01:07:28,383 --> 01:07:30,471
(clicking keyboard furiously)
1218
01:07:30,473 --> 01:07:35,896
Captain Freedom YEAH! Captain Freedom OH!
1219
01:07:39,362 --> 01:07:40,362
(Song stops)
1220
01:07:41,955 --> 01:07:45,088
Well, he has locked himself
in the control room
1221
01:07:45,553 --> 01:07:46,628
and i think he is singing...
1222
01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:48,363
the Captain Freedom theme song
1223
01:07:48,722 --> 01:07:50,335
Good, he can sober up in there
1224
01:07:53,230 --> 01:07:55,149
and then we can get control back
1225
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:56,417
what was your idea?
1226
01:07:57,002 --> 01:07:58,002
Well,
1227
01:07:58,219 --> 01:08:02,637
couple days ago, i sorta found this robot
1228
01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:08,206
is it a sex robot
1229
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,796
companion robot
1230
01:08:09,798 --> 01:08:10,801
what!?
1231
01:08:10,803 --> 01:08:12,044
And how did you know?
1232
01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:13,780
Why else would you hide it
1233
01:08:15,115 --> 01:08:16,115
because....
1234
01:08:18,157 --> 01:08:19,028
Rusty!
1235
01:08:19,030 --> 01:08:20,483
I need you to track the toad
1236
01:08:20,485 --> 01:08:21,753
while i reprogram the robot
1237
01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:22,755
ok...
1238
01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:31,830
(door opens and closes)
1239
01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,602
Guess there is no harm in watching
1240
01:08:38,604 --> 01:08:39,871
Sex and the Biodome
1241
01:08:40,085 --> 01:08:45,941
(Sex and the Biodome Theme Song)
1242
01:08:46,471 --> 01:08:47,580
listen..
1243
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,855
We have a small situation
1244
01:08:49,857 --> 01:08:51,762
uh, there is a creature
1245
01:08:52,238 --> 01:08:54,275
that is loose on the ship
1246
01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:56,760
and it will make any of us
1247
01:08:56,762 --> 01:08:59,643
who are humans, kind of halucinate
1248
01:08:59,645 --> 01:09:00,668
if we touch it
1249
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,024
I am going to need you to
1250
01:09:02,236 --> 01:09:03,592
catch it for us, ok?
1251
01:09:03,594 --> 01:09:04,427
You think you can do that?
1252
01:09:04,429 --> 01:09:05,429
Oh yes sir
1253
01:09:05,675 --> 01:09:08,611
i need you to locate a toxitoad
1254
01:09:10,331 --> 01:09:11,733
file not foud
1255
01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,373
I am unable to proccess your request
1256
01:09:17,263 --> 01:09:19,325
Can we update your data banks?
1257
01:09:19,327 --> 01:09:21,127
(sex and the biodome music)
1258
01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:26,573
(something falling in cargo bay)
1259
01:09:26,575 --> 01:09:28,041
rusty are you alright?
1260
01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:32,832
(TV off)
1261
01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:44,487
System rebooting
1262
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:46,669
file changes found
1263
01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:50,729
Scanning for Viruses, Scanning for Malware
1264
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,087
No maleware detected
1265
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:55,430
new protocal recognized.
1266
01:09:55,986 --> 01:09:58,325
Locate and capture foriegn organism
1267
01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,293
Species, Toxitoad.
1268
01:10:00,873 --> 01:10:03,762
Hold this as running priority one
1269
01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:06,487
YES!
1270
01:10:06,489 --> 01:10:08,798
Secondary Protocol found.
1271
01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:09,487
What?
1272
01:10:09,489 --> 01:10:13,563
Cut master in half diagonaly for sandwhich
1273
01:10:14,016 --> 01:10:15,744
OPk, uh, oh uh, NAT....
1274
01:10:15,746 --> 01:10:17,419
i need you to... NAT..
1275
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,554
Could you come back here please?
1276
01:10:19,556 --> 01:10:21,023
I need you to take the
1277
01:10:22,209 --> 01:10:24,587
knife, and put it somewhere else...
1278
01:10:24,589 --> 01:10:28,329
(Horror music plays)
1279
01:10:28,885 --> 01:10:30,003
NAT...
1280
01:10:30,005 --> 01:10:32,805
Remember, when i said to cut the sandwhich
1281
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,123
you can just cut them strait from now on.
1282
01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,125
I don't mind
1283
01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:42,890
Tina... could you help me please?
1284
01:10:43,587 --> 01:10:44,587
(silence)
1285
01:10:45,657 --> 01:10:48,263
If i were a spider, i could spin my own
1286
01:10:48,265 --> 01:10:49,265
Wedding dress
1287
01:10:50,443 --> 01:10:52,544
and it would be really cool,
1288
01:10:52,546 --> 01:10:54,479
because it could stop bullets
1289
01:10:56,459 --> 01:10:58,459
but then no one would marry me
1290
01:11:02,834 --> 01:11:04,302
because i am a spider
1291
01:11:07,786 --> 01:11:09,053
(horor music plays)
1292
01:11:20,346 --> 01:11:21,346
(toad spits)
1293
01:11:23,655 --> 01:11:24,719
priority one
1294
01:11:24,721 --> 01:11:26,321
(Psycadelic music plays)
1295
01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:43,633
(lazer hits ship)
1296
01:11:45,499 --> 01:11:46,633
(lazer hits ship)
1297
01:11:51,401 --> 01:11:53,208
(lazer hits ship, Action Sci Fi music)
1298
01:11:53,210 --> 01:11:54,810
we are in no man's land!
1299
01:11:56,002 --> 01:12:00,240
(Lazers firing back and forth)
1300
01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:07,033
(Screaming)
1301
01:12:17,343 --> 01:12:18,343
(lazer hit)
1302
01:12:20,325 --> 01:12:22,956
warning, thrust has been compromised
1303
01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:25,530
all power has been diverted to life support
1304
01:12:25,532 --> 01:12:27,230
distress signal sent
1305
01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:43,491
and that's everything you know...
1306
01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,175
I have peaced the truth together
1307
01:12:49,177 --> 01:12:50,577
from your testimonies
1308
01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:55,251
and as chief Interragator of this vessel
1309
01:12:55,253 --> 01:12:59,085
I have the right to souly pass judgement
1310
01:12:59,649 --> 01:13:00,649
I have decided
1311
01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:05,313
That you will be executed as a spy
1312
01:13:05,623 --> 01:13:09,513
by being blown out the airlock
1313
01:13:11,196 --> 01:13:14,441
oh that blows!
1314
01:13:17,537 --> 01:13:20,386
For aiding a suspected spy,
1315
01:13:20,609 --> 01:13:23,788
and owning an unliscensed comfort robot
1316
01:13:24,321 --> 01:13:26,844
you shall be executed
1317
01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:31,552
by being blown out of the airlock
1318
01:13:34,179 --> 01:13:35,423
Wait don't i get like a...
1319
01:13:35,425 --> 01:13:37,759
like a Second opinion or something?
1320
01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,604
You are convicted of practicing
1321
01:13:42,606 --> 01:13:44,826
medicine without a liscense.
1322
01:13:44,828 --> 01:13:48,280
Im sure you are aware of the fine....
1323
01:13:53,984 --> 01:13:55,523
and as for you...
1324
01:13:56,675 --> 01:13:58,189
congradulations, on joining
1325
01:13:58,191 --> 01:14:01,913
the NEW SOVIET Republic
1326
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:09,436
we will be very greatful
for your assistance
1327
01:14:09,438 --> 01:14:13,789
and to assist you, in your work
1328
01:14:17,187 --> 01:14:18,694
But i'm a pacifist
1329
01:14:21,370 --> 01:14:24,103
but i don't want to join the womens corps
1330
01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:29,441
and as for you
1331
01:14:31,227 --> 01:14:33,257
my delicious retro plaything
1332
01:14:33,259 --> 01:14:36,315
i have great news for you
1333
01:14:37,657 --> 01:14:40,955
i have been craving to see one of you
1334
01:14:40,957 --> 01:14:43,409
since i was a school boy
1335
01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:46,268
I read all of the owners manuals
1336
01:14:47,698 --> 01:14:49,631
i know your loyalty protocals
1337
01:14:49,878 --> 01:14:52,711
will prevent you from geting a new master
1338
01:14:52,713 --> 01:14:54,935
being released but....
1339
01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:59,884
your old master is about to be released
1340
01:15:00,186 --> 01:15:01,519
through the air lock
1341
01:15:02,329 --> 01:15:03,329
so
1342
01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:09,904
Why don't you
1343
01:15:10,087 --> 01:15:12,364
make me a sandwhich
1344
01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:16,652
(airlock opens)
1345
01:15:16,654 --> 01:15:18,427
ah, airlock number three
1346
01:15:18,429 --> 01:15:19,927
should have known it would be you.
1347
01:15:19,929 --> 01:15:20,929
Not this again
1348
01:15:21,239 --> 01:15:22,023
number three has been
1349
01:15:22,025 --> 01:15:23,788
screwing me my whole life
1350
01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:24,867
well you know what they say,
1351
01:15:24,869 --> 01:15:26,558
third time is the charm.
1352
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,605
Really
1353
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,407
we are going to do that now
1354
01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:34,241
(Screaming)
1355
01:15:38,318 --> 01:15:43,282
(warning signal)
1356
01:15:58,270 --> 01:15:59,270
What is that?
1357
01:16:00,905 --> 01:16:02,838
Is he just going to leave us?
1358
01:16:04,569 --> 01:16:05,569
Bolt!
1359
01:16:09,102 --> 01:16:13,318
(Warning sound continues)
1360
01:16:15,256 --> 01:16:16,722
come on, its this way!
1361
01:16:20,469 --> 01:16:22,202
There she is, the Dva Orla
1362
01:16:24,866 --> 01:16:26,599
Come on i found a shortcut
1363
01:16:28,774 --> 01:16:34,746
(Fun Happy Escape music plays)
1364
01:16:34,748 --> 01:16:36,073
keep a look out for our friends,
1365
01:16:36,075 --> 01:16:38,182
im going to fire up the engines
1366
01:16:39,955 --> 01:16:42,755
what are all these guns doing on the table
1367
01:16:49,594 --> 01:16:51,910
what's my gun doing on the table?
1368
01:16:51,912 --> 01:16:52,912
Oh shoot!
1369
01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:55,176
No, no, its us, its us.
1370
01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:04,096
Who are you?
1371
01:17:04,739 --> 01:17:06,525
I'm the captain of this ship, who are you?
1372
01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:08,898
I am the one fixing this ship
1373
01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:10,859
was it fixed?
1374
01:17:11,637 --> 01:17:12,637
Yes
1375
01:17:13,405 --> 01:17:14,738
then get out of here
1376
01:17:16,961 --> 01:17:18,094
you are very rude
1377
01:17:19,692 --> 01:17:21,559
Oh thank god you two made it
1378
01:17:22,184 --> 01:17:23,451
Get that helmet off
1379
01:17:23,775 --> 01:17:25,865
we don't really have time to wait for tina
1380
01:17:25,867 --> 01:17:27,916
so we are just going to go without her
1381
01:17:27,918 --> 01:17:29,051
well that's nice!
1382
01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:30,933
Now i don't feel so bad about
1383
01:17:30,935 --> 01:17:32,869
selling you guys out so hard.
1384
01:17:34,196 --> 01:17:36,083
Oh thank god everyone's here
1385
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:38,885
you two strap in, and im going to go crazy
1386
01:17:41,142 --> 01:17:42,565
buckle up back there.
1387
01:17:42,567 --> 01:17:44,217
This space station is going to
1388
01:17:44,219 --> 01:17:47,419
have a new door the exact
same size as this ship
1389
01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:49,124
(fun escape music)
1390
01:17:56,317 --> 01:17:57,604
(Hull riping open)
1391
01:17:57,606 --> 01:17:59,606
((song)... Dance dance dance, )
1392
01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:04,783
Spaceship explodes
1393
01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:07,708
(thump)
1394
01:18:09,985 --> 01:18:11,888
you guys aren't going to believe this
1395
01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:13,957
but the space ship just blew up
1396
01:18:15,853 --> 01:18:18,386
Also, we have reachedd traveling speed
1397
01:18:18,918 --> 01:18:21,318
you are free to move about the cabin
1398
01:18:30,657 --> 01:18:33,353
Yay, we did it, we're alive!
1399
01:18:33,355 --> 01:18:35,889
I'm going to need a drink of something
1400
01:18:39,693 --> 01:18:41,447
oh yeah it was fine, i was just going to...
1401
01:18:41,449 --> 01:18:42,350
get a fine for
1402
01:18:42,352 --> 01:18:45,219
practicing without a liscense, but i'm fine
1403
01:18:46,716 --> 01:18:48,449
I'm glad you guys are fine
1404
01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:51,233
there is to many fines in there
1405
01:18:52,699 --> 01:18:53,802
we need to come up with a
1406
01:18:53,804 --> 01:18:55,137
better word for fine
1407
01:18:58,343 --> 01:18:59,343
so uh,
1408
01:19:00,034 --> 01:19:01,873
I got out, what were thewy going
1409
01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:02,805
to make you do
1410
01:19:02,807 --> 01:19:04,636
i was going to be like a cook or something
1411
01:19:04,638 --> 01:19:05,321
what?
1412
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,333
No way!
1413
01:19:06,335 --> 01:19:07,405
I was goinmg to be a cook
1414
01:19:07,407 --> 01:19:08,430
because of my experience
1415
01:19:08,432 --> 01:19:09,742
and since im a pacifist
1416
01:19:09,744 --> 01:19:11,805
you have no experience cooking
1417
01:19:11,807 --> 01:19:13,383
you are a terrible cook
1418
01:19:13,385 --> 01:19:14,385
i used my
1419
01:19:14,997 --> 01:19:16,326
my creativity
1420
01:19:16,545 --> 01:19:18,339
and i sparked it upon them
1421
01:19:18,341 --> 01:19:21,225
i was like hey, i wont fight, but i make a
1422
01:19:21,227 --> 01:19:22,898
mean... three bean salad
1423
01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:25,091
and they were like, dude no way
1424
01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,926
we haven't had a decent three bean
1425
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,986
salad in ages, i was like i can make that
1426
01:19:28,988 --> 01:19:30,103
what were they going to have you do?
1427
01:19:30,105 --> 01:19:31,025
I could not really hear
1428
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,494
your interagation room
1429
01:19:32,763 --> 01:19:34,904
why did you have to say it like that?
1430
01:19:34,906 --> 01:19:37,175
Cause that was working really well
1431
01:19:37,177 --> 01:19:38,872
that was working really well im sorry.
1432
01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:40,528
Yeah, no they were going to have me
1433
01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:42,314
join the womens corp and i would have to
1434
01:19:42,316 --> 01:19:43,449
fight space nazis
1435
01:19:43,662 --> 01:19:45,133
that does not sound to bad, it sound
1436
01:19:45,135 --> 01:19:45,907
like it would pay well.
1437
01:19:45,909 --> 01:19:46,512
Really
1438
01:19:46,514 --> 01:19:47,375
yeah
1439
01:19:47,377 --> 01:19:48,710
being a cook it like
1440
01:19:49,217 --> 01:19:50,743
i dont think you get paid
1441
01:19:51,076 --> 01:19:52,076
you don't?
1442
01:19:52,890 --> 01:19:53,909
No...
1443
01:19:53,911 --> 01:19:55,996
but i'ts communism, everybody gets...
1444
01:19:55,998 --> 01:19:56,495
Nothing...
1445
01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:56,947
What?
1446
01:19:56,949 --> 01:19:58,012
What?
1447
01:19:58,014 --> 01:19:59,946
I thought the whole point of communism
1448
01:19:59,948 --> 01:20:01,037
was to get stuff
1449
01:20:01,039 --> 01:20:02,139
everybody gets stuff
1450
01:20:02,141 --> 01:20:03,003
what kind of stuff?
1451
01:20:03,003 --> 01:20:03,718
Like money
1452
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:04,616
like starvation?
1453
01:20:04,618 --> 01:20:06,160
Everybody get money, right?
1454
01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:07,879
What kind of money, space money?
1455
01:20:07,881 --> 01:20:08,904
Like text money
1456
01:20:08,906 --> 01:20:10,589
everybody pays their space bucks
1457
01:20:10,591 --> 01:20:12,222
and then they get like cash
1458
01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:13,187
why would you pay it in and then
1459
01:20:13,189 --> 01:20:14,319
get it back
1460
01:20:14,321 --> 01:20:16,988
what's the point why not just not pay it
1461
01:20:18,267 --> 01:20:19,467
thats a good point
1462
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,145
thats a good point
1463
01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:23,930
so what is communism?
1464
01:20:26,861 --> 01:20:28,961
NAT!
1465
01:20:29,503 --> 01:20:30,850
I have returned to charge,
1466
01:20:30,852 --> 01:20:32,549
as my batteries only hold
1467
01:20:32,551 --> 01:20:34,951
ten percent of their former capacity
1468
01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,717
you seem stressed
1469
01:20:36,719 --> 01:20:38,585
shall i make you a sandwhich
1470
01:20:39,462 --> 01:20:40,594
NO!
1471
01:20:40,596 --> 01:20:44,067
(old timey record of BLUE DANUBE plays)
1472
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:26,045
You can tell, that this baby was born, um..
1473
01:21:26,375 --> 01:21:27,415
The right way,
1474
01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:29,518
because it has a concavel head
1475
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:33,521
babies born in a cesarian do not have this
1476
01:21:33,523 --> 01:21:34,578
is that true?
1477
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:35,629
That is true
1478
01:21:35,631 --> 01:21:37,654
cause i still have like a seam
1479
01:21:37,656 --> 01:21:38,674
in my skull
1480
01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:39,150
Really?
1481
01:21:39,152 --> 01:21:40,460
Yeah like where its flat, feel it,
1482
01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:41,462
like right here
1483
01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:43,317
Oh, Yeah!
1484
01:21:43,319 --> 01:21:45,063
I know isn't that strange?
1485
01:21:45,065 --> 01:21:46,055
Were you a C Section?
1486
01:21:46,057 --> 01:21:46,610
No
1487
01:21:46,612 --> 01:21:47,612
No ok wow
1488
01:21:49,549 --> 01:21:52,149
cool, we found out something about you.
1489
01:21:52,762 --> 01:21:54,310
And your worth
1490
01:21:54,589 --> 01:21:55,589
laughing
1491
01:21:57,505 --> 01:22:05,505
(old record music continues)
1492
01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:10,507
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1493
01:23:00,028 --> 01:23:01,694
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