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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:31,422 [cellphone ringing] 2 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,950 [police siren wailing] 3 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,174 Fuck! 4 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:46,892 ["Heart" by Danielle Parente and Sage Atwood playing] 5 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,265 ♪ You've gotta have heart ♪ 6 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,138 ♪ All you really need is heart ♪ 7 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,359 ♪ When the odds are sayin' you'll never win ♪ 8 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,970 ♪ That's when the grin should start ♪ 9 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,583 ♪ You've gotta have hope ♪ 10 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,890 ♪ Mustn't sit around and mope ♪ 11 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:09,199 ♪ Nothing's half as bad as it may appear ♪ 12 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,854 ♪ Wait till next year and hope ♪ 13 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,510 ♪ When your luck is battin' zero ♪ 14 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,209 ♪ Get your chin up off the floor ♪ 15 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,647 ♪ Mister you can be a hero ♪ 16 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,520 ♪ You can open any door ♪ 17 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,348 ♪ There's nothin' to it but to do it ♪ 18 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,437 ♪ You gotta have heart ♪ 19 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,831 ♪ Miles and miles and miles of heart ♪ 20 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,879 ♪ Oh it's fine to be a genius of course ♪ 21 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,751 ♪ But keep that old horse before the cart ♪ 22 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,146 ♪ First you've gotta have heart ♪ 23 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,671 ♪ You've gotta have heart ♪ 24 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,327 ♪ Yes, you gotta have heart ♪ 25 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,552 ♪ When your luck Is battin' zero ♪ 26 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,772 ♪ Get your chin up off the floor ♪ 27 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,211 ♪ Mister you can be a hero ♪ 28 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,431 ♪ You can open any door ♪ 29 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,129 ♪ There's nothin to it but to do it ♪ 30 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,174 ♪ You gotta have heart ♪ 31 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,438 ♪ Miles and miles and miles Of heart ♪ 32 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,138 ♪ Oh it's fine to be a genius of course ♪ 33 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:19,835 [gunshot] 34 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:24,622 I'm gonna kill you, you fucking jagoff! 35 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:25,796 [gunshot] 36 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,582 Peg: That's me, Peg Dahl. 37 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,603 [chuckles] People call me Peg, Peggy, or Pegger. 38 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,194 The maroon suit and shitty nurse shoes 39 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:34,197 may not tell you this, but I'm a hustler. 40 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:37,853 My unathletic ass just ran half way across Buffalo, 41 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,420 because an asshole in that building 42 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,682 fucked with my money. 43 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,093 - Do not fuck... - [bees buzzing] 44 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,425 ...with my money. 45 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,166 [projector clicks] 46 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:48,559 Peg: Before I climbed ranks in the most prolific 47 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,474 legal shakedown in America, 48 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:53,016 I was just an aggressive little shit with a gift for gab 49 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,392 and a slight hostility towards... 50 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:58,613 Buffalo, New York: the epicenter of the rust belts. 51 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,225 A city whose favorite meal is a discarded chicken part. 52 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,966 Kathy: Hmm 53 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,162 A city hopelessly dedicated to a staple of disappointment. 54 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,796 Hey. Don't rag on my Bills. 55 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:10,625 A city whose appreciation for unhealthy lifestyles 56 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,975 - ultimately led... - [projector clicks] 57 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,237 ...to my father's death. 58 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:15,978 Okay. What's this about? 59 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:19,111 - [chuckles] I drew that. - "Peg Inc." 60 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,724 Our mission is to never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... 61 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,900 be scared of the financial "what ifs." 62 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,294 What if I can't afford clothes, so my daughter wears 63 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,252 her brother's disgusting hand-me-downs? 64 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:30,558 - JJ: Not true. - Shut up. 65 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,081 What if I can't afford food, 66 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,691 so my kids only eat ten cent wings? 67 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,452 A small investment of a thousand dollars... 68 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,825 [phone ringing] 69 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,411 ...in a semi-risky fund could grow to cover 70 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:39,795 the cost of an ivy league education 71 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,351 - which is the beeline... - [JJ burps] 72 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,720 ...to the Fortune 500 and financial freedom 73 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:43,808 - and she's gone. - Kathy: Hello? 74 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,399 [indistinct chatter over phone] 75 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,740 Kathy: I told you, that was my husband's credit card. 76 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,292 - You're not getting nothing... - [sighs] 77 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,641 Kathy:...because there's nothing to get. 78 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:51,970 - Goodbye. - [receiver thuds] 79 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:55,409 To continue, Henry Ford said... 80 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,586 I love your presentation but sit your tush down 81 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,000 on the sofa and eat your wings. 82 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,763 Hey, didn't you listen? I hate wings. 83 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,631 - I like wings. - Because you're grody. 84 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,854 - You're grody. - Why can't we have normal food, 85 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,919 - like a tuna casserole? - Casseroles are pricey. 86 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,183 Peg: So, you're not gonna help? 87 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,946 You know what, I can't afford supper, 88 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,556 let alone 1000 dollars. 89 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,732 Well, if I had 1000 dollars, I'd give it to you. 90 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,212 You don't and you won't. 91 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,357 Peg, I can't think about investments right now. 92 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,172 The salon is not doing so well. 93 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,958 - Then, get another job. - Half of Buffalo is outta work. 94 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,452 You're talking outta your ass, Ma. 95 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,788 - Peg Dahl! - Dad would've helped me. 96 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,400 Listen, I love you more than the sun and the moon 97 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,620 and the stars above, but you gotta learn to start 98 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,186 thinking about other people 99 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,860 and not thinking about yourself all the time. 100 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,190 Now sit down and eat your wings. 101 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,497 Peg: Fine. 102 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,519 Peg: It became clear to me that my mom didn't have 103 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,543 the vision. 104 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,022 [JJ laughing] 105 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,156 Are you seeing this? 106 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,541 Peg: If we were ever gonna get out, I needed answers. 107 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,073 This is hilarious. 108 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,641 When I came to American, I had nothing. 109 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,383 Now I have everything I could ever dream. 110 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,386 The cars, the boats, the women. Total financial freedom. 111 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,163 - Can we switch the channel? - [shushes] 112 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,607 Now I can pass this information onto you. 113 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,740 Kathy: I already paid that one! How come... 114 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,656 The only person responsible for your financial freedom is you. 115 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,049 So, what you wait for? Come on. 116 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,965 - Let's make money! - [girls hooting] 117 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,619 Peg: From that moment on, 118 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,753 my life became a single-minded pursuit! 119 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,368 I love 'em so much, I could barely part with them. 120 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,587 What are you doing? 121 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,764 Getting 75 percent margins, Ma. 122 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:33,071 Get in here or you're grounded. Now! 123 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,813 - Man: Go Bills. - Kathy: Go Bills. 124 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,642 Peg: I became a student of money. 125 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,731 While other kids begged for allowances, 126 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,080 I studied profit margins. 127 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,500 While other kids were scrapbooking pictures 128 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,693 of pretty ponies, 129 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,695 I was compiling financial advice. 130 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,786 I was grooming myself to be the next Warren Buffet. 131 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,615 I had a plan; go to an Ivy League school, 132 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,834 then to Wall Street, then get so rich, 133 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,445 some little girl was gonna say 134 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,360 she's grooming herself to be the next me. 135 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,190 [indistinct chatter] 136 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,021 Peg: But college is expensive, people. 137 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,154 And babysitting wasn't gonna pay for it. 138 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:20,118 I got smokes, one dollar a piece! I got smokes. 139 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:21,903 One dollar a piece! 140 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,166 Student 1: How many can I get? 141 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,641 Peg: Here we go, here we go, here we go. 142 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,127 Got smokes. One dollar a piece. 143 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,260 Hey, hey, hey. Gimme them smokes, bitch. 144 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,012 You can have as many as you want... 145 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,731 - [chuckles] - ...for one dollar a piece. 146 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,701 I said, gimme them smokes before I crack your noggin'. 147 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,226 Give me your best shot, dickwad. 148 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,404 - [girl] Principal! - [boy] Oh, no, no! 149 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,150 - JJ: Hey! - Get out. 150 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,650 - Don't sit there. - JJ: Got your thing here. 151 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,240 I love that! 152 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:58,418 How'd you make such a big graphic? 153 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,507 My buddy's dad has like a gigantic printer. 154 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,073 So fancy. 155 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,008 Hey, shouldn't you put your money in a bank? 156 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:05,662 Three percent interest isn't worth 30 percent in taxes. 157 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:08,471 If I fill ten of these boxes, we're set for... life. 158 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,778 - Kathy: Oh, my god! - What? 159 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,359 - What is it? - Kathy: Oh, my god! 160 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,694 - You got in! - No, I didn't! 161 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,696 - You did! You got in! - No, I didn't! 162 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,438 Kathy: [screams] Oh, my God. 163 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,395 To Pegger! 164 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,093 The first one in the fam 165 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,269 to go to a fancy-schmancy school! 166 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:28,621 [exhales] 167 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,014 Honey! 168 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,278 What's going on? 169 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,456 We can't pay for this. 170 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,155 What? We'll get a scholarship or loans 171 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,635 - or something. - Mm-mm, no. 172 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,134 If we took out loans for all four years, 173 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,438 it would be 70 grand in interest. 174 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:47,336 Just... in interest. 175 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,033 Well, I don't know all about that. 176 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,209 I never had a kid go to college before. [chuckles] 177 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,255 - No offense, honey. - None taken. 178 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,146 - But, good casserole, Ma. - Kathy: Thank you. 179 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,476 JJ: I like peas in my casserole. 180 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,666 If Dad were here, he'd find a way 181 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,055 - to get the money. - [JJ chuckles] 182 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,892 You know, that's true. He always had a hustle. 183 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,265 I remember one year, 184 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,159 he took me to the Bills game for my birthday 185 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,303 but then we got there, he scalped the tix. [chuckles] 186 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,756 Yeah, I was so pissed. I was the one 187 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:09,923 that bought them tix. 188 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,733 Where'd you make that graphic? 189 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:17,279 Tabatha! Gabby! Tabatha! 190 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,369 Anybody seen this black girl, too much eyeliner. 191 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,414 Oh, my God. These are like best seats ever. 192 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,155 Where is she? Ugh. 193 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,418 - Man: You okay, lady? - Huh? 194 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,593 - You okay? - Peg: Oh. 195 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,422 So sweet, yeah, I'm all right. I just... 196 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,121 I think my friend flaked. 197 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,950 Not really sure why because these are the best seats ever. 198 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,474 They're like fifty-yard-line, seven rows up! 199 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,328 - Fifty-yard-line? - Yeah, fifty-yard-line. 200 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,106 - I'll take 'em. I got, one... - Peg: You will? You sure? 201 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:42,957 - ...two... - That will do. Yeah, 202 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,131 just give me that. 203 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,265 Anyone need any tickets? 204 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,287 - No, you look good in that wig. - Man: You look good. 205 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,965 - No, you look amazing. - Man: No, you do! 206 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:55,796 God bless the Bills, you know. You guys are just the best. 207 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,449 - Man 1: Yeah. - Man 2: Yeah. 208 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,974 Oh, my God! I just found two tickets on the floor. 209 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,429 Two tickets, two tickets, two tickets. 210 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:02,454 Do you need a ticket. 211 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,891 [both laughing] 212 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,675 See you later. All right. Okay. 213 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,331 Two hundred, two hundred, you know what, I just... 214 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,114 I can't do that... Tim. 215 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,831 You said your name is Tim. You just gotta trust me here. 216 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,857 I wouldn't screw you over. I'm a Bills fans. 217 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,033 Peg: Okay, sure. I counterfeited Bills tix. 218 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:19,210 But it was for a bigger cause. Higher education. 219 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,300 Higher education is the key to financial freedom. 220 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,562 Officer: Ma'am... 221 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,828 [inaudible] 222 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:31,309 Your scam is desecrating the sacred ground 223 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,137 of our Buffalo Bills. 224 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,532 No, it's not. 225 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:42,930 [inaudible] 226 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,280 [camera shutter snapping] 227 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,762 Graham: The defendant is facing 12 counts 228 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,590 of second-degree forgery, 229 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,810 a class D felony carrying a minimum sentence of 40 months. 230 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:59,424 Sorry about the mess. I'm, uh, workin' through lunch here. 231 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,841 - It's fine. - What kinda wings do you like? 232 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,847 Well, I'm not the one on trial, Your Honor. 233 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,930 But if I had to pick, it would be Anchor Bar. 234 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,871 Unless the wings you're eating right now 235 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,047 are from a different, uh, pa... part. 236 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:16,224 In which case, I... I like all wings. I like all wings. 237 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:19,967 You were right. 238 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,926 - Anchor's my spot. - Not Duff wings? 239 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,321 - What are you, a tourist? - You insulting my wings? 240 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,498 You wanna come over here and say that to my face, jagoff? 241 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,500 Who you calling a jagoff, jagoff? 242 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,024 - [lawyer grunts] - Mistrial, mistrial. 243 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,983 Lawyer:...you jagoff... 244 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:39,116 Peg: And, just like that, my plan was officially toast. 245 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:44,382 No Ivy League school. No Fortune 500. 246 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,734 I had to create my own form of higher education. 247 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,606 But you know, prison wasn't all that bad.[chuckles] 248 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,348 Not all the best professors are at Yale and Harvard. 249 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,655 Hookin' ain't worth the hassle anymore. 250 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,918 Thinking about going into phone sexing. 251 00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,833 - Peg: Frances. - Yeah. 252 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,748 Peg: Um, can you give me a run down 253 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,053 of the market in here. 254 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,906 Oh, that's all through Backer. 255 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,014 Backer. 256 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,469 Frances: Yeah, she's really tough. 257 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,017 So, they call her Backer 258 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,111 'cause she is like a defensive end for the Bills. 259 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,239 Okay, but what... does she provide? 260 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:20,375 Uh, TP, cigs, tamps, pads, cuppa noodles... 261 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,074 Okay. Fine. What doesn't she provide? 262 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,034 Oh! 263 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,907 Peg: Yogurts! Two smokes a tube! 264 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,169 [indistinct chatter] 265 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,693 Peg: Thank you very much! 266 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:38,959 Yogurts! Two smokes a tube. Yogurts! Two smokes a tube. 267 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,223 Gimme them 'gurts, bitch. 268 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,008 - You must be Backer. - Gimme them 'gurts, 269 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,358 or I'm gonna break your tiny little ass in two. 270 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,892 Okay, well, I think we can come to some sort of agreement... 271 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,276 I'm making lots of friends in here. 272 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,801 It's not that bad. 273 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,343 Shut it. I know you had your brother 274 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,407 sneak in them yogurt cups. 275 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,717 JJ: They're tubes, Ma. 276 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241 - Hey, Rhonda. - Hey! 277 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,634 JJ is a good boy. He works 14 hours a day. 278 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,593 He doesn't have time for your schemes. 279 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,030 [dryer blowing] - Fourteen hours a day doing what? 280 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,163 He bought that bar from the Yeager's. 281 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,617 JJ: I just took over the payment. 282 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,383 Ma, are you talking to me? 283 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,361 'Cause I can't hear you when you're drying and talking 284 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,517 at the same time. 285 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,301 Ma, you got anymore Genny in here? 286 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,129 You've had enough Genny, okay. 287 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,218 You can have a pop. 288 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,718 We got orange pop, grape pop and cherry pop. 289 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,787 Ah, you got a cornucopia of pop there. 290 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,397 Watch the sass, Rhonda. 291 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,748 Hey, you good? 292 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:29,965 - [phone beeping] - Okay. 293 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,446 God dang it. 294 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,275 - God dang it what? - Kathy: Ugh, the other line. 295 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,015 Other line like... 296 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,584 like as in collectors are still after you? 297 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,588 [chuckles] Those asses are calling looking for you. 298 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,852 Sorry, for me? My debts not too steep. 299 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,626 - They're not looking for me. - [inhales] 300 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,464 It grew. [blows] 301 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:54,077 Restitution, court fees, fines. Plus that whole rigamarole 302 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,645 with your victims suing for emotional distress. 303 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,299 But that case was thrown out. 304 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,059 So, that's not... that's not... that's not possible. 305 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,781 [inhales] Well, your lawyer's fees weren't. 306 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,782 So, how much? 307 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,134 [blows] You're pushing $50,000, Peg. 308 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,486 - Fuck! Motherfucking fuck! - Guard: Inmate, inmate. 309 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,662 - Peg: Fuck, fuck! - Guard: Inmate... 310 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,229 - JJ? - JJ: Yeah. 311 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,058 Will you hang up the phone for me, please? 312 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,819 - Hey, Pegger. Hello. - Peg: Motherfucker... 313 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,410 - [phone dings] - God fucking damn it! 314 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,282 Refrain from damaging prison property. 315 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,676 Cheryl, it's me, Peg. 316 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,071 Please stop busting my balls, you know. 317 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,245 Sorry, Peg. 318 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,030 Okay. [sighs] 319 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,399 - Cheryl: Ready? - Yeah, ready? 320 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,423 [pepper spray sprays] 321 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,558 Peg: Maybe it was better this way. 322 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,386 I mean, I didn't need college. 323 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,432 - [metal clanks] - Peg: Mm-hmm? 324 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,477 Gates and Jobs didn't graduate college. 325 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,177 They also didn't spend 40 months in the clink. 326 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,527 Not that getting out would be better. 327 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,573 As a convicted felon, I was gonna have a bitch of a time 328 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,619 getting a lease, a loan, 329 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,100 or any job that wasn't some variation of shoveling shit. 330 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,754 Kathy: So, when are you getting a job? 331 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,017 Ma, give her a break. She just got out. 332 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,062 She's right. I need a job. 333 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,673 Kath, can you get in here! I'm dripping! 334 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,328 - Hey, Pegger. - Hi, Rhonda. 335 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:12,982 - Rhonda: Welcome back. - Thank you 336 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,786 Oh, honey, you got some roots happening. 337 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,899 We are gonna take care of that later today. 338 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,510 Hey, if you want, you can work at my bar until you find 339 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,947 - something better. - Really? 340 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,644 Kathy: See that? JJ is a good boy. 341 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,864 Don't go getting him involved in any more crap. 342 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,519 Fucking A. 343 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,435 [water splashing] 344 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,915 Woman: Excuse... 345 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,896 This toilet is out of order, what are you... 346 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,398 Are you... Screw this. This is insane. 347 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,185 - [sighs] - JJ: Hey, come on, 348 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,641 - I got health code standards. - No, give me ten percent of net receipts 349 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,825 or I wipe this on everything. 350 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,624 Fine. 351 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,918 - JJ, I was joking. - [thuds] 352 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,497 What are you doing? 353 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,257 - How am I supposed... - Oh, my God! My God... 354 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,935 Just stand up for yourself more. 355 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,434 Okay, fine. Then get off of my bar. 356 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,938 No, you are better than this though. 357 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,941 You know what I'm better than? You, 'cause I'm a bar owner. 358 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,335 And you're a janitor. And I like being a bar owner. 359 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,816 I wanna stop trying not to be poor 360 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,254 and start trying to get rich. 361 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,387 - JJ: I make a fine living. - Fine? 362 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,607 I hate that word. 363 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,889 Fine is like mediocrity's dumb cousin. 364 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,914 [cellphone ringing] 365 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,051 It's probably one of your collectors. 366 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,529 - [phone beeps] - Stop calling my brother. 367 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,314 Yeah, that'll probably convince them. 368 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,273 That was... That was real convincing there. 369 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,190 - Peg: JJ. - Yup. 370 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,236 I have, uh, a secret that I wanna tell you. 371 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,142 - No, you're gonna hit me. - No. I'm not. 372 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,326 Come here. 373 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,634 - Here. - Okay, fine. 374 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,592 Okay. It's not that big of a deal. 375 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,030 But, I'm gonna smack the Buffalo out of you. 376 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,292 - [laughs] - [JJ groans] 377 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,383 Sorry, oh, my God, I kicked you in the b... [screams] 378 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,124 This is ADA Graham Feany. 379 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,018 We have a spousal altercation at 1010 Allen. 380 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,146 Please send units. Thank you, Sir. 381 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,737 Wait, what is he doing here? 382 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,478 - No. - Stop it. Get it out of my 383 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827 - fucking ass. - Hey. 384 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,655 Hey, hey, asshole. 385 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,372 The police have been called. So, put your wife down. 386 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,745 [Peg screaming] 387 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,010 - That's my sister, man. Jesus. - Mind your own business. 388 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,428 JJ: Just goofing around, okay. 389 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,977 - Peg: But that was fun. - No balls. 390 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,337 - I know. I forgot. - I told you. 391 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,973 Next time no balls. This time, whoops. 392 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,800 - But it was fun. - Sorry, sorry, uh... 393 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,890 I apologize, it just appeared... it seemed as if you were in... 394 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,345 - in distress. - [exhales deeply] 395 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,286 I'm not some Buffalo damsel in distress. 396 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,820 I know how that just sounded. But I was just trying to help. 397 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,334 Do I look like I need your help? 398 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,423 To be honest... kind of. 399 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,607 Says the guy with condiment stains on his shirt. 400 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,904 I didn't... think that was... 401 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,882 - Peg: Can I have a water. - ...noticeable. 402 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,560 Look, we got off on the wrong foot. 403 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,388 Um, my name's Graham. 404 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,366 Let me... let me buy you beer. I'll buy you a beer. 405 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,652 No, thanks. 406 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,065 JJ: Yeah, she just got out of prison. 407 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,568 - That's not why. - Why not? 408 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,526 Because I'm not gonna have a drink with the guy 409 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,700 that put me in there. 410 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,010 Oh, you're the one whose lawyer attacked the judge! 411 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,229 - Peg: Yeah. - Yeah, that's her. 412 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,641 - Peg: That's me. - What are the odds. 413 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,145 Um, I'm... [chuckles] 414 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,887 You would've only gotten probation if he just... 415 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,150 Looks like your friends are here. 416 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,520 - [police siren wailing] - Oh, excuse me, excuse me. 417 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,546 - [Graham clears throat] - [phone ringing] 418 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:06,808 [JJ sighs] 419 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,767 Why don't you just block the number? 420 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,962 - 'Cause they'll just call from another number. - [phone beeps] 421 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,181 There's no stopping these guys. 422 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,684 - Hello. - What are you... 423 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,947 This is Sal Scarpetta calling for one Peg Dahl, 424 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:20,039 about your $29,243 debt with... 425 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300 Right. What about it? 426 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,662 Oh, shit. You're still there. Um... 427 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,565 Well, uh... 428 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,307 I'm willing to make a deal. 429 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,111 - Okay. And... - Sal: If you settle right now, 430 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,875 I'll discount it to $5,000. 431 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,705 - Yeah? - Oh, that was it. 432 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,404 Okay, very cool. Sal. [chuckles] 433 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,027 That was the worst sales pitch I've ever heard. 434 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,147 I ain't in sales. 435 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,062 What do you mean you're not in sales? 436 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,674 Your job is to convince me 437 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,589 to give you my money. That's sales. 438 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,982 And the best salesman is an informed listener. 439 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,550 Did you do a Learning Annex or something? 440 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,335 Look. You're not listening. [chuckles] 441 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,727 As a debt collector... 442 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,867 you're not selling a product, right? 443 00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,903 You're selling a feeling. 444 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,343 You're selling... relief. 445 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,693 Relief from the weight of failure. 446 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,522 So, here is your protocol. 447 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,785 Learn from the client, use the new information 448 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,701 to gain trust, then present relief. Idiot. 449 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:18,314 Okay. Since you know so much, how do I sell relief? [laughs] 450 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,633 You work in a noisy office. Probably a bullpen. 451 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,425 Bullpen's create competition amongst the employees, 452 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,861 therefore, you get paid on commission. 453 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,582 And by the desperation in your voice, 454 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,956 I can tell that you need a win or you may lose your job. 455 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,673 You can hear that? 456 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:33,286 Be grateful, at least you have a job. I'm broke. 457 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,550 - Scrubbing toilets. - Yeah, my job ain't bad. 458 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,311 But I have to work Sundays. So, I miss Bills games. 459 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,335 Bills games? 460 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:42,817 [chuckles] 461 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,648 - You're in Buffalo? - Yeah. A lot of agencies are. 462 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,606 We collect from everywhere. 463 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,827 Especially Florida but, most of us are in Buffalo. 464 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,524 Interesting, Sal... Sal, okay. That's... 465 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,005 So, you like Anchor Bar or Duffs? 466 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,702 Duffs, of course. [laughs] 467 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,530 Well, now I definitely want to help you 468 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:04,055 because you're a Buffalonian like me. [laughs] 469 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,494 I can get you that win. I can. 470 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,931 You just gotta do one simple thing for me. 471 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,717 Erase the line that reads "Peg Dahl, $29,243." 472 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,373 Let's help each other out. Come on, you and me, Sal. 473 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,245 Al... Sal, is it Al or Sal? 474 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,203 Whoa. 475 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,224 I honestly just considered erasing your shit. 476 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,598 Almost, why don't you just do it? 477 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,295 You know, I... I gave you the protocol, 478 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,079 it's your turn. Kill the debt. Please. 479 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,647 Sorry. I can't give up a $500 rip. 480 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,651 You take a ten percent commission? 481 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,958 Yeah. 482 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,979 At the beginning of this call, you offered me 483 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,136 a $25,000 discount on a $30,000 debt. 484 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,312 So, you lost $2,500 before I even picked up? 485 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,836 I'm sorry, what did you just say? 486 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012 - Peg: They say there are... - Hello. 487 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,014 ...moments in life that you'll never forget. 488 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,192 Your wedding day...[chuckles]...the birth of a kid. 489 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412 For me, it was the day Sal Scarpetta 490 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,676 talked too damn much. 491 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,287 Where are your offices? 492 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,598 Peg: Fuck Ivy League. I had a new plan. 493 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,253 Hi. 494 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,561 Hey. 495 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,868 I, uh, I take it you're Sal. 496 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,846 And you're the chick with the great advice. 497 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,002 [chuckles] 498 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,004 - I got another tip for you. - Okay. 499 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,504 - Cut that disgusting mullet. - Wizz: I give him a job... 500 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,463 - But my girl likes it. - Then you should dump her. 501 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,334 - Wizz: Fuck that curly-haired shit-for-brains. - Yeah. 502 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,918 - Now, where's your boss? - [door opens] 503 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,579 Wizz: Son-of-a-bitch! 504 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,016 I can't believe one of my own double sold my paper! 505 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,647 - Will you frickin' calm down? - I'll rip his fucking throat. 506 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,150 Hey, you going to Mom's for the game? 507 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,891 Oh, yeah. Of course. 508 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,913 Do me a favor. Tell your wife not to be so stingy 509 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,939 with the marshmallows in her ambrosia salad. Huh? 510 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,854 Her name is Tammy, ya jerk. 511 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,857 - Hi. - Wizz: Oh. 512 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,227 What are you doing bringing some random chick in here, Scarpetta? 513 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,383 I ain't paying you shit without a paternity test. 514 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,951 No. Boss, this the debtor I told you about. 515 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,431 The one that turned me. 516 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,259 Oh, really! 517 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,392 Well, Sal said you're, uh, like a prodigy on the phone. 518 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,206 But he didn't mention you're such a piece. 519 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,962 - What? - What's keeping you from working at HSBC or M&T? 520 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,357 Forty months at Albion. 521 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,358 Huh. 522 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,751 Josh Wisenewski. 523 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,492 They call me "Wizz" 524 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,122 'cause I'm the smartest fuck in the business. 525 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,146 Come. 526 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,762 - Oh, my God! - Wizz: We collect on everything. 527 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:29,200 Medical bills, credit cards, student loans. 528 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,945 If it's been charged-off by the bank, 529 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,548 we do whatever it takes to get it back. 530 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,249 That sounds like... like a mob shakedown. 531 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,772 A shakedown backed by Wall Street. 532 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,757 Hey, what's the difference between a hooker 533 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,698 - and a debt collector? - Sal: I like this joke. 534 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,186 A hooker takes your money before screwing you. 535 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,344 [laughs] 536 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,218 - I get it. - This... 537 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,046 - is paper. - I know. 538 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,006 No, debt is called "paper." 539 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,662 I control the paper. You do good, I give you more. 540 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,273 So, It's just... debt is just sheets of paper? 541 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:02,016 Ah, the big agencies have software with the cloud 542 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,887 and that razzmatazz, 543 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,212 but I'm not about to let some jagoff from Lithuania 544 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,499 - hack my shit. - Peg: Right. 545 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:07,998 I'm old-school. You wanna steal from me, 546 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,110 you gotta do it to my face. 547 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,547 - Who's stolen from you? - [scoffs] Who hasn't? 548 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,116 Wizz: Them farm boys in Lockport. 549 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,249 The dagos in Niagara Falls. 550 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,316 Them jerks that work out of the meat packing plant 551 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,341 in the Fruit Belt. 552 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,363 But I put 'em all in their place and now they are begging 553 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,707 - for my scraps. - Yeah, I'm sure. 554 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,955 - See this? - Yeah. 555 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,478 This is war. 556 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,891 The agencies that collect the most are the agencies 557 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,134 - that survive. - Hmm. 558 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,920 - Where do you get the paper? - My brother, Mitch. 559 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,097 - The guy with the pube-stache? - One and the same. 560 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,970 Mitch buys the paper from the banks for 20 bips. 561 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:46,321 Sells it to us for anywhere between a 100 and 500 bips, 562 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,105 depending on dilution. 563 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,779 Diluted debt is... is cheaper but it's harder to collect. 564 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,413 Okay. What's a... "bip?" 565 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:52,849 Basis point. 566 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,156 One hundredth of a cent. You follow? 567 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:58,942 [indistinct chatter] 568 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,902 Are you confused? They want you to be confused? 569 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,426 Forget the bips. Here's the deal. 570 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,605 Let's say... you... owe the bank money. 571 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:12,086 That bank doesn't wanna chase your lazy ass down, 572 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,957 because it's not profitable enough. 573 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:17,657 So, they sell your debt to this Pubestache 574 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:20,050 - for pennies on the dollar. - [slide clicks] 575 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,401 Then he doubles his money by unloading it on this guy, 576 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,707 the self-proclaimed, "smartest fuck in the bizz." 577 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,494 These guys are the ones clogging your phones every day. 578 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,322 Every cent that they collect over their purchase price 579 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,934 is profit. Cash out the wazoo. 580 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,718 [slide clicks] 581 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,870 There are barely any laws regulating debt collection 582 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,568 and there aren't enough resources to enforce 583 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:40,897 the ones that do exist. 584 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:43,073 They can garnish wages, revoke a license, 585 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,616 put a lien on your house or business. 586 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,096 And that is just the legal stuff. Get it? 587 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,120 Good. Continue. 588 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,819 - So... - So? 589 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,677 - ...what do you think? - What do I think? 590 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:55,912 I think that, uh, I think... I think that I, uh... 591 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,960 I think that I... I have an offer. 592 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,736 You wanna make me an offer? 593 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:03,354 Yeah, I wanna make you an offer. 594 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,835 If I get to the top of that board, in one month... 595 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,664 you erase my debt, 50,000 dollars. 596 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,198 Which you can buy from your brother 597 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,551 at whatever discount he gives you. 598 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:12,624 What do you say? 599 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,147 Top of that board. 600 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:17,630 [indistinct chatter] 601 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,501 All right, listen up, ass bags. 602 00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:22,199 This chick here thinks she's better than you. 603 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:23,766 [all laugh] 604 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:27,596 Three cases of Genny to whoever can collect more than her 605 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:28,814 in the next week. 606 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,182 Yeah, whose desk is she getting? 607 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,383 - What? - Whose desk is she getting? 608 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,187 She is getting the desk of the son-of-a-bitch 609 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,561 who double sold my paper! 610 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,546 - [whispers] Was that necessary? - You got a deal. 611 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,136 Oh. Okay. 612 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,831 - [Peg chuckling] - [cellphone ringing] 613 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,238 [hip hop music playing over stereo] 614 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,580 - This is Big D. - Darren Meedham. Hi. 615 00:24:55,058 --> 00:25:00,063 I'm calling about the, uh, $5,141.43 debt, 616 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,065 that is yours. That you have... 617 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,372 Yeah, I'm not paying that shizz. 618 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:07,027 Well, on your college application, 619 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,918 you've listed Sherry Meedham as your emergency contact. 620 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,944 Should I call Sherry to resolve this? 621 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,513 No, no. Uh, please don't call my mom! 622 00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:16,340 Yo, turn that shit off. 623 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,212 Look, I would pay, I just... 624 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,170 I don't have money. Yeah. [chuckles] 625 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,650 Use your student loans. 626 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,062 You can delay your tuition payment, 627 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,523 you can't delay my call to Sherry. 628 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,093 [sighs] 629 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,922 Okay, just take it out of my account. 630 00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,096 Okay. 631 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,536 Uh, well then, okay. [laughs emphatically] 632 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:38,798 [whispers] That was easy. 633 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,277 That was really easy. 634 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:44,107 [indistinct chatter] 635 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,456 Man: Yeah, yeah... 636 00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:57,773 I need another... another slip. 637 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,124 No, ma'am... Okay. 638 00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:04,824 Clearing your debt will decrease your stress, 639 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:07,957 which will absolutely increase your milk supply. 640 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,265 Right, I... 641 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,007 Okay, thank you. 642 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,534 But, money is just a tool. It's just a tool. 643 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,068 He will take you wherever you wish, 644 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,731 but it will not replace you as the driver. 645 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,713 Wait, I need more paper. You are the driver. 646 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,541 You are the driver. You are the driver. 647 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,020 Okay. 648 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,493 I'm glad to have done this. 649 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,547 All right, goodbye. Goodbye. 650 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,550 Peg: There is an amazing feeling you get 651 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,900 when you find your true calling. 652 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,424 Every move you make seems like the right one. 653 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,948 Are you serious? 654 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,708 Yeah, we have the legal authority to pull 655 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,169 your fireman's license. I don't... want to. 656 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,868 - I don't... - I'm trying to save people out here. 657 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,827 Think about all the people that you won't be able to save 658 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,829 when I pull your license. 659 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:09,888 So... 660 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,762 All right, asswipes. We got a new number one. 661 00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:16,678 ["Heaven" by Ebo Taylor playing] 662 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,445 [phone line ringing] 663 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,578 Peg, where you've been? I haven't seen you in weeks. 664 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,146 Did you eat all fish sticks? We need 'em on Friday. 665 00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,626 No, I don't... Ma, I... 666 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,063 I can't talk. I'm at... I'm at work. 667 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,717 Remember I have a job. I have a job. 668 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:58,154 - What's your job? - What does it matter? I... 669 00:27:58,328 --> 00:28:00,504 Relief. I'm relieving people of the burden of debt. 670 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,570 - Are you a debt collector? - Peg: I, uh, gotta go, Ma. 671 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,594 Bye. 672 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,441 I wouldn't say no to a fish stick. 673 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,735 [indistinct chatter] 674 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,870 - Wizz: You get his paper. - Thanks. 675 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,830 Woah, Wizz. 676 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:25,399 That... I'm just making sure that this is right. 677 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:27,618 - That says 1998. - Mm-hmm. 678 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,578 You can collect 20-year-old debt? 679 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,581 [chuckles] Debt never dies. 680 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,801 It never dies. 681 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,629 [indistinct chatter] 682 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,327 Debt never dies. 683 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:42,807 Right. 684 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:46,550 [indistinct chatter] 685 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,554 [phone keys clacking] 686 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:51,947 [clears throat] 687 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,644 [phone rings, beeps] 688 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,342 Mrs. Cooney: Hello 689 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,316 Peg: May I please speak to Mrs. Barbra Cooney? 690 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,172 If you're calling about the debt, 691 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,827 it's in my husband's name and he passed away. Good day. 692 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:03,350 Wait, uh, are you... 693 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,918 still in St. Stevens, Ohio? 694 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,007 I am, dear. Why? 695 00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:11,358 [doorbell rings] 696 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,404 I brought you some cupcakes. 697 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,843 Blue ones. [gasps] 698 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,670 And you drove 699 00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,890 - all the way from Buffalo? - Mm-hmm. 700 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:23,936 Yeah, well your relief... 701 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,808 is worth five hours of my time. 702 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,679 [both chuckle] 703 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:32,379 I appreciate the visit, dear, but I won't pay that debt. 704 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:34,033 Oh, I understand. 705 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,253 You depended on your husband in life... 706 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:39,995 and he abandoned you in death. 707 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,171 But there's a saying... 708 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,609 "Debt... never dies." 709 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,222 And you've carried this debt for years. 710 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,312 And it will continue to exist when you're gone. 711 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,749 It will be passed onto your children. 712 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,203 I'm sorry and your grandchildren. 713 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,389 And your great-grandchildren, 714 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,894 and your great-great-grandchildren, 715 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,654 and your great-great-great- grandchildren. 716 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:03,105 But now is your time to release the burden. 717 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,673 - To be free. - [sighs] 718 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,718 To... make sure that your... 719 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,074 - Hi, Mrs. Cooney? - Oh, I'm sorry, dear. 720 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,408 - [chuckles] - It's all right. 721 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,990 Why are you here, again? 722 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,209 - Why am I here? - Oh, look. 723 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:24,431 You brought cupcakes. [laughs] 724 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,216 Wizz: You closed Cooney for 20 grand? 725 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,523 - [Wizz chuckling] - [men laughing] 726 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,656 Wow, honestly, I'm... I'm impressed. 727 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,049 - Yeah. - Wizz: Twenty grand. 728 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,009 Where's my... Where's my money? 729 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,793 Calm your tits, okay. I'm trying to pay 730 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,447 - you a compliment. - Pay me my money. 731 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,903 - Where's my ten percent... - [Wizz chuckling] 732 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,078 ...you know what I mean, pay me my money. 733 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:45,017 [both laugh] 734 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,605 How long we've been milking her? 735 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,368 Like, uh, a while, huh. 736 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,632 No one's ever hit it this big. So, respect. 737 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:55,854 Sorry, what are you talking about? 738 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,291 Oh, we collected on the original account years ago. 739 00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,162 We keep calling because... 740 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,339 why not squeeze out every last drop? 741 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,125 [men laughing] 742 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,126 Peg: Nice. 743 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:09,605 Okay. 744 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:10,995 Peg: Thank you. Thank you. 745 00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:12,827 [Wizz sighs] 746 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:14,742 Thank you. 747 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:23,882 Two grand. 748 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,928 Yup, it's your commission. 749 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,626 You mocking on me? 750 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,066 - No, minus expenses. - You mocking on me? 751 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,415 He's mocking on me. [laughs] 752 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:38,200 Hey, you should be proud. Okay? 753 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,724 That's really good for a first timer. 754 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,423 I collected a hundred and twenty-five grand. 755 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,033 Hey. Come here. 756 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,635 - You're good for a chick. - Don't you... 757 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,647 Okay. You got talent. 758 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,433 But you ain't the best. 759 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:55,565 I wanna make you better. 760 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,741 Okay? 761 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:01,006 So, if you wanna get better, stay close to me... 762 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,138 and I'll take care of you. 763 00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:10,841 Get your fucking arm off of me. 764 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,365 Now. 765 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:14,845 Thank you. 766 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,021 Okay. 767 00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,460 [sighs] If you wanna be a bar bitch... 768 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:22,984 why don't you get me a two Blues and a shot. 769 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:25,465 [man laughing] 770 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:34,909 Thanks for bringing these guys. 771 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,408 I mean, they're the worst but they're drinking a shit ton. 772 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:38,913 - [bag zips] - Peg: Asshole. 773 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,654 - You okay? - No, I'm not. 774 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:42,609 Just because I work for these dickwads, 775 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:43,962 they think I'm their bitch. 776 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,313 - So, quit. - Peg: Sorry, excuse me? 777 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:50,229 - Where did you even come from? - You should quit. 778 00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,207 I can't buy you dinner if you are working for 779 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:53,580 the Wisenewski brothers. 780 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,514 I buy my own dinner. So, thank you very much. 781 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:57,888 Plus, it'd be best if you just get away from 'em. 782 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,281 Before I lock their asses up. 783 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,866 You're investigating collectors? 784 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,632 Yes, ma'am. 785 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,741 And you're consorting with the worst of the worst. 786 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,636 Like that guy. Chad Brombkiewcz. 787 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,875 He'll pretend to be Child Protective Services 788 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,162 while harassing a mother. 789 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,512 Or that guy, Rick Pellicana. 790 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,413 He'll call a debtor's family at a hospital 791 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,231 and say he'll pull the plug if they don't pay. 792 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,084 Oh, woah, woah! Don't say a fucking word to him, Peg! 793 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,279 - I can talk to whoever I want. - Wizz: What did I say, huh? 794 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:22,759 - Stay away from my people. - Peg: I can talk to whoever 795 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,065 - the fuck I want. - All right, come on. 796 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,264 Hey, don't touch her man. 797 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,222 - Hey. - Nah, nah, nah. 798 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,528 Don't you touch me. 799 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,202 - You gonna hit a women. - Why wouldn't I? 800 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,306 - [bell dings] - Mitch: Hey. 801 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,664 Did you call my wife a twat? 802 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,816 - Not now, Mitch. - Just stay out of this one. 803 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,407 Did you call my wife a twat? 804 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:39,906 And don't you fucking lie to me, Joshua. 805 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,330 Or I'll cut off your fucking supply. 806 00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,934 Oh, I might have said that only a twat 807 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,459 would skimp on the marshmallows in an ambrosia salad. 808 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,026 So, I don't know, does she? 809 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:49,923 - Mitch: You son-of-a-bitch! - [Peg laughs] 810 00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:51,899 Mitch, you don't want this. 811 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,074 Peg: I love this. 812 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,250 - [Mitch screams] - Hey. 813 00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,252 Peg: At this moment, it became clear 814 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,994 that if I continued to work for these douchebags, 815 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,170 I was gonna turn into one of these douchebags. 816 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,955 It was time... to become my own boss. 817 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:06,803 - [glass shattering] - We should get out of here, 818 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,196 before you get your ass handed to you. Come on. 819 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,612 Let's go. Let's go. Now. 820 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,386 - Did you bring your car? - Graham: Yeah. 821 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,114 Peg: Give me your keys, you're in no condition to drive. 822 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,662 - Is she a twat? - [straining] Tammy is an angel! 823 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:17,229 I live on Delaware, take Franklin. 824 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,033 Right, no, I'm not going to a stranger's house 825 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,121 in the middle of the night. You can sleep it off 826 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:21,146 at my house. 827 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,104 Where'd the fuck she go? 828 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,325 Get her back in here. 829 00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:31,982 You leaving with him? 830 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,332 [Wizz sighs] 831 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:37,005 This is why I don't hire bitches. 832 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,510 [can opens] 833 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,255 You have a very nice home. 834 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,170 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 835 00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,433 And that is quite the wall piece. 836 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,610 Is it supposed to be oozing like that? 837 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,104 No, it's infested or something and I think it's disgusting. 838 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,701 My dad hated it too. My mom likes it. 839 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,395 - I don't know why. - Where's your dad? 840 00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:57,703 Uh... 841 00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:00,489 My dad died when I was younger. 842 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,057 - Heart attack. - Sorry. 843 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,581 Drank too much. Ate too much crap food. 844 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:09,454 He was a good guy. 845 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,761 - Graham: Oh. - Yeah. 846 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,459 Great guy, actually. [chuckles] 847 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,418 - Always thinking bigger. - Bigger? 848 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:20,030 Yeah. This one time, he bought all the cards at Bingo, 849 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,139 and he had my brother and I running around, 850 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,512 marking dots and stuff like that, 851 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,384 and then pissing off all the old people. 852 00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:27,188 - [Graham laughing] - He was really funny. 853 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,083 That's cool. How much did he win? 854 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,304 I don't know but at that time if felt like a million. 855 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,740 - Hmm. - You know. [chuckles] 856 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,742 Yeah. So, uh... 857 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,329 why do you work for Wisenewski? 858 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,353 Worked. 859 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,312 Today was my last day. 860 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:43,532 Good. 861 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,317 - Uh... Good. - That piece of shit. 862 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,578 Wouldn't want any... 863 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,059 conflict of interest between us. 864 00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,974 Mm-hmm. But here's the thing, 865 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,352 there's gotta be interest before there can be conflict. 866 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,369 Uh-huh. 867 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:56,882 - Just saying. - Graham: Hmm. 868 00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:01,202 What was it like working... uh... never mind. 869 00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:02,508 You wanna ask me about Wizz? 870 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,725 - I kinda do. - Okay. 871 00:36:04,031 --> 00:36:05,554 Go ahead. Quid pro quo. 872 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,207 You start. 873 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,821 All right, okay. 874 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,148 How long have you worked for him? 875 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,651 Few weeks. 876 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,785 How do you monitor illegal activities at agencies? 877 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,307 Consumer complaints. 878 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:21,091 Have you ever seen anyone engage in 879 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,547 - phantom debt collection? - I don't know what that means. 880 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,226 Have you convicted any collectors? 881 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:28,708 I have eleven open cases. Four previous convictions. 882 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:30,922 What about "re-dos", collecting the same debt twice. 883 00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:32,886 - You ever seen that? - Mm-mm, no. 884 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,544 Are you trying to flip me? 885 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:43,026 - No. I'm not. - No? 886 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,985 But back to "re-dos". Now, most collectors, 887 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,030 they prey on older people because they... 888 00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,273 You just kissed me because you don't wanna 889 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,123 - answer me. - Peg: No. 890 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:54,298 [Graham moans] 891 00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,454 You don't wanna answer anymore questions, do you? 892 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:00,998 - Will you shut up? - [Graham chuckles] 893 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:07,181 Two-fifteen. 894 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,445 JJ's ten forty-five. 895 00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:15,015 Hi. [chuckles] 896 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,498 - [Graham chuckles] - Good morning. 897 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:20,672 Graham: Mm. 898 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,110 Good morning. Do we have time for... 899 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,243 - Um... - No. 900 00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:27,157 - No? - No, sorry. 901 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,115 I gotta go to work. 902 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:32,771 Okay. 903 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:34,774 Wait, I thought you quit. 904 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:36,689 I did quit. 905 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:38,734 I quit working for Wizz. 906 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,823 What? 907 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,975 I'm going out on my own. I'm gonna do it right. 908 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,890 No threats, no bullshit. I know if I run it cleanly, 909 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,655 I can make more money than all those d-bags. 910 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,094 Cool. All right. Cool. Excuse me. 911 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,312 - Oh, all right. - Yeah. 912 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:53,401 What a gentleman. 913 00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,403 - At least, I'm trying. - Thanks. 914 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,231 Do what you gotta do. 915 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:58,798 All right. [sighs] 916 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:03,237 [Graham grunts, sighs] 917 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,784 Did you just turn your underwear inside out? 918 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:07,109 Second sides. 919 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:09,199 Excuse me? 920 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,377 Second sides. You flip 'em over, you get an extra day. 921 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:15,553 [sighs] 922 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,078 Peg: Is something wrong? 923 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,647 - Yes, something's wrong. - Well, tell me what's wrong. 924 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,399 Peg, you're starting your own firm. 925 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,043 Just know, 926 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,611 when you break the law... 927 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:31,918 I'ma be right there to lock you up. 928 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,094 Right alongside every single one of 'em. 929 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:35,486 Well, that's impossible. 930 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:37,879 I'm a woman. 931 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:41,188 - They separate sexes in prison. - Mm-hmm. Mm. 932 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,582 Stop. I'm mad at you. 933 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,453 I'm gonna do it right. 934 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,455 I wanna do it right. 935 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:50,675 Nah. 936 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,742 Every collector, every single one of 'em, they start off 937 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,202 with the best intentions. 938 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,441 - And then they turn. - So, I'm like everyone else. 939 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,465 - That's what you're telling me. - I'm just saying. 940 00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,382 - No, I hear what you're saying. - Good. 941 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,341 - But you're wrong. - Okay. 942 00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,103 [sniffs] Do I smell cigarettes? 943 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,300 Yeah, Ma? 944 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,594 - Kathy: Yeah? - That's my... 945 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,129 - Oh. - I... It's a lot. Ma. 946 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,698 Can I get some privacy? 947 00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,309 Not when you're jiggling giblets with a random guy 948 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:16,876 - in my house. - I'm sorry. 949 00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:18,268 I'm... Good morning. 950 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:19,618 - This is my mom. - Hello. 951 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:21,489 You must... Mrs... Ms. Dahl. 952 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,467 - How... I'm Graham... - Peg: Oh, you guys have fun, 953 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,121 - I'm gonna get coffee. - ...Feany. All right. 954 00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:27,234 - Peg: Hi, Rhonda. - Kathy: So, you're a lawyer. 955 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,125 - [cups clinking] - Yes, ma'am, I'm a lawyer. 956 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:31,543 - Oh. Hey, good morning. - Hi. 957 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,414 Uh, you must be Peg's grandma. 958 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,503 What did you say? 959 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:38,550 - [Kathy whistles] - Who's this jagoff razzin' me? 960 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,943 Oh, Peg got herself a lawyer. 961 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:44,294 Oh, nice catch. Not officially caught. 962 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,168 - Anyway, um, gotta go. - So, can I, um... 963 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:51,040 - What? - Can... Can I see you again? 964 00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,653 - Graham: Really? - Peg: Yeah, I just... I'll pay. 965 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,369 - Oh, you wanna wine and dine me? - I'll pay. 966 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,022 - I'll pay. [chuckles] - Okay. Just prove to me 967 00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,526 that you're legitimate and we'll talk. 968 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,049 Bye. 969 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,098 You'll pay for what? 970 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:05,794 - [whispers] Can you just wait? - You'll pay for dinner. 971 00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,055 No, no, no. 972 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,580 - No. - Now he's gone. 973 00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,190 - A man should pay for dinner. - Ma. 974 00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,950 - Kathy: The man is the provider. - No, he's... 975 00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:14,063 - Now, you gotta go... - I'm being the provider. 976 00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,065 You gotta get a provider. 977 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,502 Peg: All right, enough, 978 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,068 - you guys. Okay? - Rhonda: Mm-hmm. 979 00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:20,698 Here's is the thing, I'm doing something big. 980 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,308 - Rhonda: What? - I'm doing something big 981 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:24,292 and it would be beneficial to have him on my side. 982 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,162 So, if you can just shut your mouth. 983 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,513 - Okay. - [chuckles] 984 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:30,863 Kathy: You're early. Rhonda: I got a ride. 985 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,537 - Kathy: What are we doing today? Upper lip? - Rhonda: Yeah sure. 986 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,128 - Kathy: Chin. - Rhonda: Aw, okay. 987 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,565 Kathy: God, hey, what are you doing? 988 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,848 What are you banging around in your dad's stuff for? 989 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,872 If you wanna be the boss, you gotta dress the part. 990 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,789 [sighs] Would it kill you to wear a skirt 991 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,617 once in a while. Come on, Peg. 992 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,488 You just landed a nice guy. 993 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,708 Don't you think it's time you settle down. 994 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,282 Ma, in my two decades on this earth, 995 00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:53,045 have I ever seemed like the settling type? 996 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:55,931 [Kathy sighs] 997 00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,526 Haven't you ever dreamed of something more? 998 00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,242 I had a dream. 999 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,114 That John Travolta took off his wig 1000 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,726 and, on his scalp, was another John Travolta face. 1001 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,030 Double Travolta. 1002 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,904 I could never get that image out of my mind. 1003 00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:14,558 You know what I'm saying. 1004 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,085 That's all I got. 1005 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,391 What's it for? 1006 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,046 Ambrosia salad... 1007 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,396 With the perfect amount of marshmallows. 1008 00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,703 - It's a delicate balance. - Well, I'm sure it is. 1009 00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,057 - What are you doing here? - Peg: Mm. 1010 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,925 - I'm just eating. - Mitch: Oh. 1011 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,231 Well, why don't you do your eating anywhere else? 1012 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:36,449 [sighs] 1013 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,633 You only charge Wizz a hundred bips. 1014 00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:40,038 I'm offering you 200 for the same paper. 1015 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,126 Oh, so you're here to talk business? 1016 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:42,282 I am here to talk business. 1017 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:44,719 If you don't mind, honey. 1018 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,887 - I love you. This looks delicious. - [Tammy smooches] 1019 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,377 So, you're thinking of branching out on your own. 1020 00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:51,943 Don't. 1021 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,553 Three hundred. 1022 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,577 My brother doesn't like competition, 1023 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:57,863 especially from a woman. 1024 00:41:58,254 --> 00:41:59,884 If you go out on your own, you're gonna start a war 1025 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:02,258 - A war you can't win. - Cash. 1026 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:05,566 Okay. 1027 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:06,524 - So, if I were to do this... - If you were to do this. 1028 00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:07,698 - If. - If. 1029 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:08,917 - Big if. - All right. 1030 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:11,957 That's a lot of paper for a little lady. 1031 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,851 That's a lot of face for one tiny pube-stache. 1032 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:18,579 I'm offering you a 200% profit increase. 1033 00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,451 And I'll never call your wife a twat. 1034 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,718 - Tammy is an angel. - She is an angel. 1035 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,155 Okay, but if anyone asks... 1036 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:30,915 you're buying off the Korczykowskis 1037 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,027 of Cheektowaga. 1038 00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:34,534 Where are you getting your collectors, huh? 1039 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:37,990 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Peg: Just like that... 1040 00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:39,538 - Yeah. - ...I was in business. 1041 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:41,080 - Yeah, yes. - And this time... 1042 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,028 - Yeah, yeah! - I was gonna do it my way. 1043 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,867 Ah, oh, oh. Your time is up. 1044 00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,653 If you wanna keep talking with Starla, 1045 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:51,438 I'll need a verbal yes. What the hell! 1046 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,760 Let's use your talent to make some real money. 1047 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,964 Oh, hey! 1048 00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:59,011 Peg: I didn't want your average collectors. 1049 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,534 Hello, women! 1050 00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:02,362 Peg: I wanted outliers, 1051 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:03,992 black swans, people with natural talent. 1052 00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,191 Yeah, but I have snacks. 1053 00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:06,765 Ladies, ladies, don't listen to him. 1054 00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,847 We using organic herbs and spice to make 1055 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,979 our family recipes taste like home. 1056 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:13,155 Peg: I looked for smooth-talking salesman. 1057 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,089 Didn't you go to high school with my brother? 1058 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,898 Oh, snap. 1059 00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,508 Yo, you're JJ Dahl's little sister. 1060 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:19,858 - Mm. - I mean, shit. 1061 00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:22,338 I mean, shit. Come with me, now. 1062 00:43:22,556 --> 00:43:24,476 Peg: People who hustled in ways you didn't think. 1063 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,603 Frances! 1064 00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,169 Peg: Who subverted expectations. 1065 00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:28,582 - Woman: Hey! - Peg:...rent the wrong one. 1066 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,606 - Hey. - Peg: You know... 1067 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,236 - [clicks tongue] - ...people like me. 1068 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,324 You don't want to rent there. 1069 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,176 Too stink, shitty landlord. 1070 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,004 Well, why do you rent there? 1071 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:38,705 [chuckles] I conned the dingus into giving me a 50-year lease. 1072 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:41,706 - I pay shit. - You do good business? 1073 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,143 Most of our walk-ins are Buffalonian assholes 1074 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,579 looking for a rub and tug. 1075 00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:47,537 I did not come to the promised land 1076 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:48,843 to fondle soft wieners. 1077 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,802 I came to get rich. 1078 00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:52,455 Maybe it's time for a pivot. 1079 00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:54,152 Huh? 1080 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,507 - Yeah, this will work. - What? 1081 00:44:01,247 --> 00:44:02,267 Peg: Didn't matter what they'd done 1082 00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,379 or where they'd been. 1083 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,164 If they had the skills, 1084 00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:07,253 I'd take a chance on just about anyone. 1085 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,213 Backer: You here to settle a score? 'Cause I will hurt you. 1086 00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:13,868 I'm here to offer you a job. 1087 00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:17,916 Look, you ran a multi-dimensional delivery service. 1088 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,222 A one women Amazon, all in your head. 1089 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,485 I am the only one that knows how smart you are. 1090 00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:24,139 And you are very smart. 1091 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,310 You know, even though I didn't like you, 1092 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,275 I always knew I liked you. 1093 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,581 So, what's the job? 1094 00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:34,541 We are called Personal Expenditure Garnering. 1095 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:37,762 And our mission, is to get rich by resolving debts 1096 00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,590 via the phone, that phone is your new fuck buddy. 1097 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:41,940 Another fuck buddy. 1098 00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,352 I mean, I... I already have so many. 1099 00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:44,551 Don't touch me. 1100 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:46,005 I don't where that hand has been. 1101 00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,510 You said there'd be pizza and pop. 1102 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,817 Guys, focus, please. Sit. 1103 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:51,644 Now. 1104 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:55,343 Thank you. 1105 00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:57,302 This is paper. 1106 00:44:58,608 --> 00:44:59,740 - We know. - [chuckles] 1107 00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:04,963 The more accounts you close, the more paper you get. 1108 00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:08,140 - So, we're debt collectors. - No. 1109 00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:10,402 We're salesman. 1110 00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:14,233 And we're pitching the dream of financial freedom. 1111 00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:15,408 Debt is jail. 1112 00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,627 Break these people out. 1113 00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,325 All right, break 'em out. 1114 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,893 No threats. No intimidation. 1115 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,113 Just... guide them to the promised land. 1116 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:26,811 [phone ringing] 1117 00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,952 [phone beeps] - Personal Expenditure Garnering. 1118 00:45:29,161 --> 00:45:30,510 Hiya, Peggy. 1119 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:32,773 How did you get this number? 1120 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:35,515 Wizz: I told ya, this business is war. 1121 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:37,183 And you just fired the first shot. 1122 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:40,781 See you around, Peg. Unless I see you first. 1123 00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,566 That doesn't make sense. 1124 00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:47,614 Bye, bye, baby. 1125 00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:50,486 - [phone line disconnects] - What was that about? 1126 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,098 Just a friendly call from our competition. 1127 00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:54,752 Frances: I'm confused. 1128 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,624 Will there or will there not be pizza and pop? 1129 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,064 Peg: Everyone ready to get started? 1130 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:05,086 - [multiple phone lines ringing] - Jin: Mm-hmm, no... 1131 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:07,310 Peg: I taught these green horns my keys to collecting... 1132 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:10,637 Don't bullshit me. I speak five languages. 1133 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,091 Peg:...and they caught on quick. 1134 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,553 You are gonna call me back... 1135 00:46:13,727 --> 00:46:15,247 Peg: I gave them good commission rates, 1136 00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,035 decent paper. and a working phone line. 1137 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:18,209 ...with your credit card. 1138 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,297 Peg: Guess what? 1139 00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,561 It fucking worked. 1140 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,042 Fifty-three thousand dollars. 1141 00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:27,306 You spent three grand at chickswiththreetits.com 1142 00:46:27,741 --> 00:46:29,787 You've been a bad boy with money. 1143 00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,180 Look, my mom has a saying. 1144 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:33,529 [speaking in Hindi] 1145 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:34,834 It's about... 1146 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:40,188 recognizing a gift and only paying 80% today, still, 1147 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:43,017 now that... is a gift. 1148 00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,455 Peg: They were making money 1149 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,269 faster than they could ever have imagined. 1150 00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,093 But I knew we could do better. 1151 00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:51,765 If we were gonna hit my targets... 1152 00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:53,593 - We need more people. - [doorbell rings] 1153 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,813 Jesus is here to set you free. 1154 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,529 - We're not interested, sir. - Don't shut Jesus out of your life. 1155 00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:58,903 - Come on. - He will set you free 1156 00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:01,731 for only $595. He will wash away 1157 00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:03,733 - the soil of sin. - What? 1158 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,997 - He will wash away the soil... - No before that. 1159 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:07,955 For only $595. 1160 00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:10,740 How does Jesus feel about debt? 1161 00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,221 Bad. Bad, double bad. 1162 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,616 Peg: We had talent. God-given talent. 1163 00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:20,098 "The wicked borroweth and repayeth not". 1164 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,926 You already sullied yourself 1165 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,579 in the eyes of the credit agencies. 1166 00:47:23,753 --> 00:47:26,582 Don't sully yourself in the eyes of the Lord. 1167 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:29,934 Peg: Hallelujah, we were finally raking it in. 1168 00:47:30,282 --> 00:47:31,631 [sighs] 1169 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,155 Peg: The only obstacle in our way... 1170 00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,418 - What the hell? Ugh. - Peg:...was Wizz. 1171 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,377 Hell no, it ain't no damn fuse. 1172 00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:41,771 Hey, sir. 1173 00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,123 Crazy motherfucker. Thank you. 1174 00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:47,386 Oh, fuck you. 1175 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,605 Peg: But, no matter how annoying or how exhausting, 1176 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,216 we weren't gonna retaliate. 1177 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,696 We weren't gonna sink to his level. 1178 00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,350 We just had to be smarter than him 1179 00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,874 and his whole frickin' clan... 1180 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,721 Get on the ground or I'll fucking mace you! 1181 00:47:58,745 --> 00:47:59,789 Yeah, yeah. 1182 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,400 Peg:...which wasn't hard. 1183 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,974 [horn honking] 1184 00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:11,322 Peggy doll! 1185 00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,326 More like dead doll! 1186 00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:18,670 No, I got that. I got this. 1187 00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:20,985 Get the fuck outta here. 1188 00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:22,812 Fuck you! 1189 00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:26,860 We're fine. We're good. 1190 00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:35,564 [breathes heavily] 1191 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:38,959 [phone ringing] 1192 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,135 Feany. 1193 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:42,765 Hi, how are you? Do you have a minute... time... 1194 00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:44,138 Can I have a minute of your time? 1195 00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:46,421 You sound shaken up. Is something wrong? 1196 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,925 Peg: No. No, no, no. 1197 00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:50,033 I just wanted to take you up on that dinner offer. 1198 00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:52,233 - Graham: You still collecting? - No. [chuckles] 1199 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:54,627 I mean, not not no. But, yes, I mean, not yes. 1200 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,411 Yes, I am collecting. 1201 00:48:58,326 --> 00:49:00,807 I meant... I meant to say... 1202 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:03,375 I meant to say... [grunts] 1203 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:06,682 Damn it. [grunting] 1204 00:49:06,856 --> 00:49:08,597 [grunting] 1205 00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,035 Ow! [grunting] 1206 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,950 [grunting] 1207 00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:15,038 [sighs] 1208 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:17,824 [doorbell chimes] 1209 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,324 - Frances: Should we call the cops or something? - No. 1210 00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:21,588 - But Peg... - Peg: But nothing. 1211 00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,833 We're good. We are. Okay... 1212 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:28,399 you're scared of this? 1213 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:29,966 - Uh-huh. - Yes. 1214 00:49:30,228 --> 00:49:31,751 Peg: Don't be, don't be scared. 1215 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:34,319 This... I mean, I don't see this... all this... 1216 00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:39,063 as a threat. [chuckles] No, this is... this is, uh... 1217 00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:42,892 a fucking flag. 1218 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:44,982 Here, this is a fucking flag. 1219 00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:46,896 This isn't the threat. 1220 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:48,420 We're the threat. 1221 00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:51,249 These slimy fucks are shaking in their boots 1222 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,251 because they know we're the fucking best. 1223 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,993 And we're gonna put them out of business and you know why? 1224 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,299 Because you listened to me. 1225 00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,475 You believed in me, so this is good. 1226 00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,695 No, this is great. No, this is magic. 1227 00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:05,263 I can feel the future coursing through my veins. 1228 00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,091 My heart pumping with the spirit 1229 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,918 that you guys have fed me. So, no, 1230 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:11,747 we will not cow tow to a gaggle of scum. 1231 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:14,489 We will relish in our moment of triumph and get back 1232 00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:17,797 on the motherfucking phones! 1233 00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,102 [gasps] 1234 00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:23,585 That was righteous. Righteous. 1235 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,326 - [all applauding] - Clip: Yeah, huh. 1236 00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,892 Backer: Yeah. 1237 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:31,245 - So, um, Peg... - Hmm. Yeah. 1238 00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:34,770 I ran the numbers, and after the start-up cost 1239 00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,584 and the commissions for all of these guys, 1240 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:39,427 you won't have enough money to buy more paper. 1241 00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:41,990 So, what are you gonna do? 1242 00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:47,478 Figure it out. 1243 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,872 All right, figure it out. 1244 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:52,613 Okay. 1245 00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:00,579 [doorbell rings] 1246 00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:02,639 I'm buying all the paper you have. 1247 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:05,497 Buying all the paper you have, please. 1248 00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:08,412 Uh... 1249 00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:12,939 so, I took a risk... hiring all you guys... 1250 00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:15,855 - [indistinct chatter] - ...and you all came through. 1251 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:17,291 [all laugh] 1252 00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:18,988 - High five for Jesus. - All of you. 1253 00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,599 Ever very last one of you. 1254 00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:27,693 Now, I'm gonna ask you... to take a risk... on me. 1255 00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:32,741 - Here's your payment. - Thirty million in paper. 1256 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:36,223 - How do I pay rent with that? - I re-invested our profits. 1257 00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:39,052 Listen to me, once we collect this, we can stop trying 1258 00:51:39,226 --> 00:51:41,707 not to be poor and start trying to get rich. Okay? 1259 00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:45,189 I know, I know, I know. I know. I know, it sucks. 1260 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,226 You have to trust me, and I set up a little something 1261 00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:49,149 to ease the pain. 1262 00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:51,456 Here we are! 1263 00:51:53,762 --> 00:51:55,634 We got an open bar, all you can eat beefs, 1264 00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,244 enjoy! 1265 00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:59,552 Don't eat the sushi! I do not trust stadium sushi! 1266 00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:03,032 I'm serious, put that down. Right now, thank you. 1267 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,706 [commentator over speaker] And another Buffalo first down! 1268 00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:05,905 - This is nice... - Mm-hmm. 1269 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:08,299 - ...but we gotta get them paid. - I know. 1270 00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:11,345 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. 1271 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:15,044 [crowd cheering] 1272 00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:18,526 [commentator over speaker] Outside, number 78... 1273 00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,361 - [all booing] - Are you blind, ref? 1274 00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,356 The whole thing is rigged. Shit! 1275 00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,836 Oh, fuck, I said shit. 1276 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:26,795 This is amazing, Peg! 1277 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:28,319 We'll be coming here every week 1278 00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:30,103 if we keep collecting like we have. 1279 00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:31,322 [chuckles] 1280 00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:33,758 I'm hitting the bathroom. 1281 00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:37,893 - Oh! - [all clamoring, laughing] 1282 00:52:39,112 --> 00:52:40,113 Peg: Good game. 1283 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,819 [footsteps approaching] 1284 00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:53,038 Hello? 1285 00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,348 What the fuck? 1286 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:00,915 Hello? 1287 00:53:05,704 --> 00:53:06,704 [sighs] 1288 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:09,664 [breathing heavily] 1289 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,588 [commentator over speaker] And another Buffalo first down! 1290 00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:31,512 [crowd cheering] 1291 00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:34,950 Fucking insane! 1292 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,799 Honey, don't you wanna go, get cleaned up? 1293 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:40,173 Mm-mm. No. No. 1294 00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:43,872 I paid for this box. 1295 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,135 Fuck, if they take it away from us. 1296 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,747 Bitches collect menstrual blood. 1297 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:52,185 Does this idiot really think we collect blood? 1298 00:53:52,794 --> 00:53:54,231 If anything, we expel blood. 1299 00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:56,450 Well, I hate to state the obvious 1300 00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,540 but, if they know where you are, then they know where you aren't. 1301 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:07,896 - Backer: Shit! - Peg: Fuck. 1302 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,072 Jin: Oh, my God. 1303 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,573 - That was all our profits. - Jin: All that work for nothing. 1304 00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:14,686 You screwed us, Peg. I quit. 1305 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:15,948 No, I'll get it back. 1306 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,254 - How? - I'll get it back. 1307 00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:18,748 "Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth". 1308 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,605 - Matthew 5:38 - No. No, no, hell no. 1309 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,520 Violence will only land us in jail. 1310 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,374 - We need to be smarter. - This a bad time? 1311 00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:27,220 - Backer: Shit. - What? 1312 00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,179 What the hell happened? Ow! God damn it! 1313 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,572 Holy shit, Peg. 1314 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,447 - Peg: Fucking... - JJ: What the f... 1315 00:54:33,661 --> 00:54:36,142 Hiya, Peg. Oh. 1316 00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,710 - You having your monthly? - Get out of my brother's bar. 1317 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:41,016 Well, as it turns out, uh, 1318 00:54:41,495 --> 00:54:43,584 not only do I have your debt but I got your mom's. 1319 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:45,238 What are you talking about? 1320 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:48,546 Good-natured bro put his bar up as collateral against her refi. 1321 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,243 - So, now it's mine. - Peg: What? 1322 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:52,767 - Perfectly legal. - JJ... 1323 00:54:53,551 --> 00:54:55,050 - Can he do that? - Peg: Yes, he can do that. 1324 00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,423 Why would you do that? 1325 00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:57,294 - Why would you... - Why can he do that? 1326 00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:58,773 Peg: Why can he do that? 1327 00:54:58,947 --> 00:55:00,387 Wizz: And good luck buying paper too. 1328 00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:02,100 Mitch won't sell you no more. Nobody will. 1329 00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,257 Not even the Cheektowagan Korczykowskis. 1330 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,303 [clicks tongue] Ah, you're blacklisted. 1331 00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:11,046 Hey, Chief. How about you pour us some Crown, huh? 1332 00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:14,311 - JJ is going nowhere. - Oh, okay, well, uh... 1333 00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:16,724 I don't know, should I just torch the place... 1334 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:17,986 - Man: Yeah! - ...for the insurance money? 1335 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,011 You tell me. 1336 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,560 What am I supposed to do, Peg? 1337 00:55:23,015 --> 00:55:24,277 Wizz: Crown all around! 1338 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:26,409 Bye, bye, baby! 1339 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,200 Okay. 1340 00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:39,987 [doorbell rings] 1341 00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:43,557 How come you're letting me do your hair? 1342 00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:45,895 You never let me do that. Where are you going tonight? 1343 00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:49,234 - Having a drink with someone. - [phone ringing] 1344 00:55:49,258 --> 00:55:52,784 - Ooh! With the lawyer? - No. Ma. No. 1345 00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:55,482 - Don't you pay, Peg! - Peg: Please, Ma! Not this. 1346 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,591 - Please, stop calling here. - Peg: Please, just don't do... 1347 00:55:57,615 --> 00:55:58,616 Thank you. 1348 00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:01,227 My God. Now that you're one of them, 1349 00:56:01,401 --> 00:56:04,273 can't you tell those asses to stop bugging me? 1350 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,711 - I'm trying. - [sighs] 1351 00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:09,322 - Looks pretty. - Thank you. 1352 00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:11,779 You know, I love you more than the sun and the moon 1353 00:56:11,803 --> 00:56:13,108 and the stars above. 1354 00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:14,762 And the only reason I pester you, Peg, 1355 00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:17,548 is 'cause I know, how much potential you have. 1356 00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:23,380 I'm living to my potential, Ma. 1357 00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,992 - I hope so, honey. - Thanks for the hair. 1358 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:30,735 Henrietta, can you get me 1359 00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,229 Judge Lippes on the phone, please? 1360 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:37,828 Henrietta? 1361 00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,919 Henrietta: Sometimes, he falls asleep at his desk. 1362 00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,225 And, you can hear him sawing logs 1363 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,923 all the way down the hallway. 1364 00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:46,838 And, I says to him, 1365 00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:49,710 I says, "Do not sleep in your office, you jagoff!" 1366 00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:52,539 - But he doesn't listen. Never. - [clears throat] 1367 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,149 Hi. 1368 00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:56,500 Why didn't you tell me about this little angel? 1369 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,938 She brought me the Crown gift set, 1370 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,592 with the fancy glasses. 1371 00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:03,463 - It was nothing. Oh. - Oh. 1372 00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,945 - Oh, well, she shouldn't have. - No, it's fine. 1373 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,686 [chuckles] 1374 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,905 May I talk you, sweet angel, for a quick second. 1375 00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:12,385 Sure. 1376 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,826 Hey! 1377 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,543 What are you... What are you doing here? 1378 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,830 I thought we could talk. [chuckles] 1379 00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:24,963 [clicks tongue] Okay, right this way. 1380 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,180 - Okay. - Okay. 1381 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:27,879 - Bye. - Bye. 1382 00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,102 So, uh... 1383 00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:36,989 you here to tell me that you quit? 1384 00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,323 No. 1385 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,057 Are you gonna testify against Wisenewski? 1386 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,284 No. 1387 00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:45,592 I came for dinner. 1388 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:46,550 I just wanna go to dinner with you. 1389 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:47,942 [Graham chuckles] 1390 00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:50,963 What makes you think that I'm gonna go to dinner with you? 1391 00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:55,688 My books. 1392 00:57:56,298 --> 00:57:57,648 Proof, that we're legit. 1393 00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,172 So, how do I know these aren't forged? 1394 00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:02,324 You think I would forge books just so I could buy you dinner? 1395 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,089 - Yeah. - No. [chuckles] 1396 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,222 Why do you keep pulling out your leg? 1397 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,920 Because I'm wearing panty hose and they are very uncomfortable. 1398 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,246 And I'm just gonna take them off 1399 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,837 because I wanna look, nice. 1400 00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,815 I really wanted to look nice, but they are driving me... 1401 00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:17,102 out of my mind. So, I'll just take it off quickly. 1402 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:19,060 Thank you. God. 1403 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,343 - They're very, very itchy. - You're trouble. 1404 00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:24,501 That's why you like me. [chuckles] 1405 00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:26,154 You know, it was kind of cute 1406 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,567 hearing Henrietta talk about your snoring. 1407 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,940 Mm. 1408 00:58:29,114 --> 00:58:29,854 She said that you spend a lot of your nights 1409 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:31,246 in the office. 1410 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,740 That's great. That's just perfect. 1411 00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:34,344 Is that why you wear "second sides"? 1412 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,643 - [sighs] - You could get, uh, 1413 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,958 a laundry machine. You could put it right there. 1414 00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:40,536 Put one there too. You could put it... 1415 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,909 Henrietta: That's a great idea. 1416 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,643 - Peg: I think so. - Shut up, Henrietta. 1417 00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:45,913 - You just gonna redecorate. - Right there. 1418 00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:50,991 Why don't you send her home for the night? 1419 00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:52,963 Why? 1420 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,293 Well, I don't think you want her hearing us. 1421 00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:57,054 Hearing us doing... 1422 00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:00,145 - Have sex? - Mm-hmm. 1423 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,365 - In my office? - Mm-hmm. 1424 00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:06,804 - I'm... - What? Is it against the law? 1425 00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:08,240 I don't think so. 1426 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:09,981 I can look it up. 1427 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,219 No, don't, shut up. Go get her out of here. 1428 00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:12,461 - Right now. - Right. 1429 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:14,942 - Excuse me. All right. - [Peg laughs] 1430 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,683 All right, um... 1431 00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:19,468 - Hey... - [door closes] 1432 00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:22,733 [breathes heavily] 1433 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,824 I genuinely wanna be with him but I also wanna destroy Wizz. 1434 00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,106 So, can I girl kill two birds with one stone? Yes, she can. 1435 00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,916 - [breathing heavily] - [keypad beeps] 1436 00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,787 - [phone line ringing] - Woman: Dispatch. 1437 00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:36,747 This is Henrietta Chivette, secretary for ADA Graham Feany. 1438 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:39,184 Requesting units at 853 Walnut Avenue. 1439 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:41,360 Possible armed situation. Thank you. 1440 00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:54,329 - It's me. - Hi. 1441 00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:57,028 [siren blaring] 1442 00:59:57,376 --> 00:59:59,180 Officer: [through megaphone] Joshua Wisenewski. 1443 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:01,423 Exit the building with your hands up. 1444 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:03,647 Officer 2: All right, down! Get down! 1445 01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:04,992 Peg: It was on. 1446 01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:09,040 If it had to be war... I was gonna win it. 1447 01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,750 I don't... I don't know what paper is ours 1448 01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:25,056 and what's theirs. 1449 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,362 Jin: Peg just said to take it all. 1450 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,819 - Peg: Come one, everyone. - I though we couldn't collect stolen paper. 1451 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,715 Peg: This is our paper. Our profits. 1452 01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:33,847 What do I say if it's already been collected? 1453 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,328 You think you already paid this? Don't lie to me. 1454 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,983 "He who breathes out lies shall perish." Proverbs 19:9. 1455 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,898 - Guys! - Graham Feany on two. 1456 01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:42,527 Take a message. Watch yourselves while you're out there. 1457 01:00:42,551 --> 01:00:44,111 Peg: Yeah, we stole some of Wizz's paper 1458 01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:45,772 along with our own. 1459 01:00:45,946 --> 01:00:47,826 But, that doesn't make us like those douchebags. 1460 01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:49,471 We weren't harassing moms 1461 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,691 or stealing from the Barb Cooneys of the world. 1462 01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:53,388 We were doing it right. 1463 01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,348 Sure, it came with the added stress of more harassment. 1464 01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:58,325 - But, I could handle that. - [phone ringing] 1465 01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:01,084 Wizz: Welcome to the club, Peg. I didn't think you had it in ya. 1466 01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:03,137 Had what in me? 1467 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:05,202 Wizz: Come on, you remember the first thing I taught ya. 1468 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:07,098 This business is war. 1469 01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,448 [Peg laughs] I got your paper. 1470 01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,058 Wizz: Go ahead and keep the paper. 1471 01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:13,104 - What? - Wizz: I got other plans 1472 01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:14,995 - for you now. - Okay, listen to me, you jagoff. 1473 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,736 - I'm gonna fucking bury you. - Bye, bye, baby. 1474 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,978 You're not listening to me. 1475 01:01:18,196 --> 01:01:20,024 - [phone line disconnects] - [sighs] 1476 01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:23,070 I can't get frustrated. [sighs] - Hey. 1477 01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,421 Isn't this that guy you screwed? 1478 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,075 You know, that lawyer guy? 1479 01:01:32,863 --> 01:01:34,473 - You're stressed. - Mm. 1480 01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,431 You can't collect when you're stressed. 1481 01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,216 What do you know about it? 1482 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:40,107 Oh, Johns aren't asking stressed-out hookers 1483 01:01:40,131 --> 01:01:41,436 for dates. 1484 01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:44,091 You know, sometimes, I used to go and buy myself 1485 01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:47,051 something fancy, so I could be better at my job. 1486 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:50,097 - How long did you work? - Twenty odd years. 1487 01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:53,057 I lost all my friends and family but the money was good. 1488 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,190 Well, now you can have both money... and friends. 1489 01:01:56,364 --> 01:01:57,409 Mmm. 1490 01:01:57,975 --> 01:01:59,628 I wish I knew you when I was younger. 1491 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:00,803 Peg: God. 1492 01:02:02,414 --> 01:02:04,721 Hey, if you wanna feel better, I got something for you. 1493 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,070 Fine, just... 1494 01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:10,465 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 1495 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,642 No, I don't... I don't do that. 1496 01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,514 I... don't need that. 1497 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,735 I don't need that. 1498 01:02:19,997 --> 01:02:21,085 I don't like guns. 1499 01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:30,877 Nice, huh? 1500 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,314 I've never been any place this fancy before. 1501 01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:34,488 Right. 1502 01:02:35,142 --> 01:02:37,405 Dad used to talk about taking us here one day. 1503 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,494 - Remember? - Yeah. 1504 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,140 Pretty soon, we'll be coming here as much as we want. 1505 01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,629 - [bottle pops] - Gosh! 1506 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,849 - She said "yes". - [crowd applauding] 1507 01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:47,720 - JJ: Hey. - Man: Congratulations. 1508 01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:49,809 All right. 1509 01:02:50,157 --> 01:02:52,397 I just wanted to take you here as a way to say I'm sorry. 1510 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:53,987 As an apology, 1511 01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:56,468 to say I'm sorry. Like I just said, I'm sorry. 1512 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,296 For everything that's happened. 1513 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,820 Well, fancy dinner is not gonna... 1514 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:02,953 fix my problems, Peg. 1515 01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,408 - [scoffs] - But they do have the best 1516 01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,956 chicken parm this side of Lackawanna. 1517 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,654 - Well, I do like chicky parm. - Oh. 1518 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:10,525 - So... - Hey, do you remember, 1519 01:03:10,699 --> 01:03:13,137 when I said I needed to fill up ten Peggy Banks to get out? 1520 01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:16,009 - Yeah. - JJ, I'm almost there. 1521 01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:17,924 No more "what ifs." 1522 01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:20,840 You were my first investor. I will never forget that. 1523 01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,470 And with your returns, you will be able 1524 01:03:22,494 --> 01:03:24,191 to open up a dozen bars. 1525 01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:26,497 Cool, right? 1526 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,630 I don't want that, Peg. 1527 01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:31,329 I just want my bar. 1528 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,288 It made me happy, you know. 1529 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,293 - Are you happy? - I will be. 1530 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,037 - That's what matters. - Okay. 1531 01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:49,782 Is there a wait... Waiter? Waiter? 1532 01:03:50,696 --> 01:03:51,976 Okay, I feel like they're just... 1533 01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,369 they keep walking by, you know... 1534 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,416 I feel like there'd be better service at a place 1535 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,920 this fancy. But whatever. 1536 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,898 Yeah, I'm hungry thinking about that chicky parm. 1537 01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:00,053 [Peg chuckles] 1538 01:04:02,099 --> 01:04:03,317 So, has Wizz said anything? 1539 01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:05,145 Uh, no. 1540 01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:07,844 Oh, yes! 1541 01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,604 I did hear him say something about doing something Machiavellian. 1542 01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:11,064 [laughs] 1543 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:14,111 He pronounced it like, "Match-iaveellian" 1544 01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:15,764 like he just learned the word. 1545 01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:17,766 It was funny. 1546 01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:19,464 Nothing more specific, though? Like... 1547 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,858 anything else, like, come on. Come on. 1548 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:23,990 He must've said something. 1549 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,384 - You heard something. - I see. 1550 01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:27,775 Peg: What? 1551 01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:29,735 You want info? 1552 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,194 That's why you brought me here. 1553 01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,410 No, I brought you here for dinner. 1554 01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:34,131 - No. - Yes, I did. 1555 01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:35,305 I know you, Peg. 1556 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,200 There's always an angle, right. 1557 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,436 You know, I bought into your bullshit... 1558 01:04:41,921 --> 01:04:43,096 for so many years, I just... 1559 01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:45,969 can't do it tonight. Okay? I can't. So... 1560 01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,622 So, you're gonna grow a spine now? 1561 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,426 Now that I'm trying to do something nice for you? 1562 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:50,970 - You're using me. - I'm not using you. 1563 01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:52,737 You're using me like you use everybody else. 1564 01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:54,344 - I just... - You know, sometimes people 1565 01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:55,979 just do nice things for each other 1566 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,719 without expecting a return. 1567 01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:04,378 - [bottle pops] - [crowd applauding] 1568 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:06,119 [phone ringing] 1569 01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:10,668 Feany is calling again and he sounds pissed. 1570 01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:12,169 Peg: Not now. Not now. 1571 01:05:12,343 --> 01:05:13,648 Not... now. 1572 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:15,433 - Now, not now. Not now. - Hey. 1573 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:17,609 - Yes. - I was talking to this old John of mine. 1574 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:19,108 - Mm-hmm. What? - Who's a lawyer and... 1575 01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:20,481 Why are you talking to a lawyer? 1576 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,744 Well, what he said was, that what we're doing 1577 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,398 could get us in some hot water. 1578 01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:26,212 - Hmm. - Oh, yeah, Stan Stevens right here. 1579 01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:29,099 - Peg. - Yeah. 1580 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,623 I don't wanna go back to prison over some small potatoes. 1581 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,018 You trust a lawyer that pays for sex? 1582 01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:36,192 No. 1583 01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:38,238 - No. - No. 1584 01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:41,850 Yeah. We're good. We're fine. I promise. 1585 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,940 Clip: No, thank you, Mrs. Cooney, yeah. 1586 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:46,464 No, you won't be receiving anymore phone calls from me. 1587 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,703 - Clip: Huh? Yeah. - Everything all right? 1588 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,816 Yeah, Lord bless you and... and protect you. 1589 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:52,310 - Peg? - Clip: Thank you. Bye-bye. 1590 01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,603 - Is something wrong? - No, we're fine. Thank you. 1591 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,911 - Thank you. - Clip: Wham dunk on Cooney. 1592 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:02,567 - [phone ringing] - Clip: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 1593 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,981 Fuck. Ow! God... 1594 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,069 damn it. 1595 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,433 Why does the house smell like stale fish? 1596 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,827 Kathy: I made a tuna casserole for supper. 1597 01:06:46,524 --> 01:06:47,524 Gross. 1598 01:06:52,704 --> 01:06:53,879 [exhales deeply] 1599 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:01,495 I'm just... being paranoid. 1600 01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:04,020 [sighs heavily] 1601 01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,674 Oh, okay. 1602 01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:10,416 Sixty... 1603 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:12,245 [sighs] 1604 01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:13,681 [phone line ringing] 1605 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:15,857 You've reached ADA Graham Feany, 1606 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,859 - please leave a message. - [voicemail beeps] 1607 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,298 Hi, it's me, I don't know who else to call, so... 1608 01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:24,257 anyway, there's a guy outside my house, um... 1609 01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:26,477 - Kathy: Hey. - Ma, I'm on the phone. 1610 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,740 So, if you could just call me back. 1611 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,936 - That'd be great. Thank you. - Kathy: Pegger, why is your boyfriend creeping outside? 1612 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,484 What? 1613 01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:35,458 Kathy: Why is your boyfriend creeping outside? 1614 01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:43,233 Why are you staking out my house, huh? 1615 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,400 - Because... - Because, why? 1616 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:46,453 - ...you ghosted me. - Hmm? 1617 01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,152 - Because, you ghosted me. - You're a child. 1618 01:07:49,326 --> 01:07:50,588 - I'm not a... - Peg: You are. 1619 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,409 - You're acting like a child. - I'm not. 1620 01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:54,809 You... you swatted Wizz through my office. 1621 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:57,047 You thought I wouldn't find out? 1622 01:07:57,638 --> 01:07:59,758 More importantly, are you trying to go back to prison? 1623 01:07:59,858 --> 01:08:01,251 - [thudding] - Stop, stop. 1624 01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:03,644 - Stop. - Hey, what's the hubbub? 1625 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,559 Nothing, Ma! 1626 01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:08,562 Well, stop jabberin' and invite the man in for some casserole. 1627 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,085 No! 1628 01:08:10,651 --> 01:08:12,436 So, how did you two meet? 1629 01:08:13,915 --> 01:08:14,915 Hmm? 1630 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,789 Graham prosecuted my case. 1631 01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:22,837 Oh, my God! [chuckles] Oh, my God! 1632 01:08:23,751 --> 01:08:24,926 - What? - You did? 1633 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,189 - Yeah. - Yeah. I did. 1634 01:08:26,363 --> 01:08:27,581 - Oh, I'm so stupid. - You are. 1635 01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:28,930 - Oh, no, no. - You are 1636 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,367 - so stupid. - No, I'm so sorry. 1637 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,499 - Of course you did. - It's okay. 1638 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:36,199 I remember now, you were, uh, sucking up to the judge. 1639 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,056 - I was not sucking up... - Yes, you were. 1640 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,569 - ...to the judge. - You were a little. 1641 01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:40,657 - No, I wasn't. - But that makes you smart. 1642 01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:41,943 But to be fair, 1643 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:45,338 Peg was already released when we, um, uh... 1644 01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,123 Squished your sweet meats? 1645 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:48,559 - Wow. - Jesus Christ, I'm out. 1646 01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,253 - I gotta go. Talk to you later. - Peg. 1647 01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,040 - Peg: No, no. No. - Come on, sit down. 1648 01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,041 - Sit your tush down in that... - Peg: You always take it... 1649 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:54,391 way too far. 1650 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:55,870 Sit your tush down in that chair. 1651 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:57,872 I made a casserole. Come on. 1652 01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,126 - Peg: Please don't do that again. - Kathy: I'm sorry. 1653 01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:02,790 I do have a real question for you, though. 1654 01:09:03,356 --> 01:09:05,445 Do you approve of what she does for a living? 1655 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,578 - Graham: Hmm. - I don't need his approval. 1656 01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:10,407 - He's the law. I think you do. - But I'm not breaking laws. 1657 01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,800 You're not doing good either. You hurt people. 1658 01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:15,499 - That's what you think I do? - [Kathy scoffs] 1659 01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:17,948 I collect from people who knowingly spent money 1660 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:19,285 that they don't have. 1661 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:20,899 I just don't want anyone to get hurt, 1662 01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:21,809 - especially you. - I'm not hurting anyone, 1663 01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,115 and that's what... 1664 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,521 you don't understand. And you don't understand. 1665 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,641 Lawyer-man, weigh in. 1666 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,601 I am not at liberty to discuss ongoing investigations. 1667 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,255 - What do you mean? - Kathy: Oh. 1668 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:33,995 Well, that doesn't sound so good. 1669 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,170 I will say this though... 1670 01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,086 my grandfather had a large medical bill 1671 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,653 that was sent to collections. 1672 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,134 And the agency took his house on a default judgement. 1673 01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:45,494 They didn't even tell him the date of the trial. 1674 01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:47,008 So, he had no way of fighting back. 1675 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:51,404 Judgement came down... bam... he's living on the street. 1676 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,103 By the time we could gather everything to countersue, 1677 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,844 he died! 1678 01:09:58,063 --> 01:10:00,413 All for what? Pennies on the dollar. 1679 01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:04,635 You see, Peg? That's what you're doing to people, 1680 01:10:04,809 --> 01:10:06,463 - you've got to stop! - Mom. 1681 01:10:06,637 --> 01:10:08,508 No, you need to close shop, 1682 01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:10,182 - settle down... - Settle down, would you ever 1683 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,806 say that to JJ? I've never heard you once 1684 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:13,315 - say that to JJ. - Well, I don't have to say... 1685 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:16,124 - Because I'm a... - Oh, my God! Baby! 1686 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,388 - What happened to you? - Who did that? JJ. 1687 01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,041 Sit down. What happened to you? 1688 01:10:20,303 --> 01:10:21,903 - I grew a spine, like you said. - Honey! 1689 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,393 Tried to take my bar back. 1690 01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,438 - What you said? - Wizz punched me in the face. 1691 01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:27,808 - What did you say to him? - I didn't say anything. Oh, my God. 1692 01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:29,723 - Are you gonna make this about me? This is his... - What did you tell him? 1693 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:30,443 - I didn't tell him anything! - You think he would stand up 1694 01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:32,271 for himself without you 1695 01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:33,054 - telling him to? - What's with all these freaking flies? 1696 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,229 [flies buzzing] 1697 01:10:34,578 --> 01:10:35,903 There are so many fucking flies in here 1698 01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:37,087 and it's that freaking thing! 1699 01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:39,973 Kathy: What? 1700 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:43,543 I'm done with this shit. 1701 01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:45,502 Don't you touch my buffalo, 1702 01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:48,026 - Peg. - Peg: I can't stand it anymore! 1703 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:49,723 - Stop! - [Peg grunts] 1704 01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:52,944 - You put that back, Peg! - It's disgusting. 1705 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:55,468 - Either it goes, or I do. - You know what? Then you do, 1706 01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:57,514 because that buffalo doesn't cause trouble 1707 01:10:57,688 --> 01:10:59,167 - and you do. - So, just let me 1708 01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:00,580 get this straight for one second, you're choosing 1709 01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,432 a dead buffalo over your own daughter. 1710 01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:03,606 Don't answer that. 1711 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:07,219 [indistinct clamor] 1712 01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:10,469 Look at your brother's face. You did that. 1713 01:11:10,527 --> 01:11:11,615 No... Okay, I did that? 1714 01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:12,983 - Kathy: Mm-hmm. - Peg: I did that? 1715 01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:14,007 - You're sure? - Yeah. 1716 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,923 Okay. Do you want me gone, Ma? 1717 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,665 I do. Yeah. 1718 01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:21,451 - Then, I'm gone. - Kathy: Good. 1719 01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,802 - Graham, let's go. - Graham: No! No! 1720 01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:26,934 - What? - Graham: Uh-huh. Excuse me. 1721 01:11:27,848 --> 01:11:30,168 You know, how many complaints I get from the Cooney Family? 1722 01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,765 - Wait. - Did you, or did you not 1723 01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:33,395 - collect phantom debt from her? - Okay... [stammers] 1724 01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:35,203 - Did you? - Okay, before you overreact, 1725 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:36,920 remember that I've gone out of my way to prove 1726 01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:38,574 that I'm legit and I am legit. I collect on 1727 01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:39,880 hundreds of accounts a day, all right? 1728 01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:41,601 Yeah, but it's illegal activity. 1729 01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:43,753 You know how many fucking people I put away for this shit? 1730 01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:46,084 - Just answer the question! - Peg: All right, here we go. 1731 01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:48,739 Four thousand, nine hundred and thirty-five dollars 1732 01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:51,263 of charge-off parking tickets, Graham Feany! 1733 01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:53,110 Is this supposed to make me trust you now? 1734 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:55,025 No, it's supposed to show that you're a hypocrite. 1735 01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:56,462 - A hypocrite. - You think the rules only apply 1736 01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:58,052 to people beneath you? They don't! 1737 01:11:58,226 --> 01:11:59,726 You come here, acting like you a give a shit about me 1738 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,162 and you send fucking units to my house. 1739 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,188 - What units? - [police siren wailing] 1740 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,580 Oh, my God! 1741 01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:07,497 I didn't call. 1742 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,413 Shit! 1743 01:12:10,587 --> 01:12:11,738 - Kathy: What's happening? - That's Wizz. 1744 01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,720 Getting revenge and I got this. 1745 01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:15,350 - Don't worry. I'll figure this out. - Kathy: Hey. What is happening? 1746 01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,814 - Kathy: What is going on? - Peg: Hi. 1747 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:18,266 - I got this. - What's happening? What's... 1748 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:19,890 Step aside, Mary Katherine Dahl, JJ Dahl, 1749 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,748 - you are under arrest. - No, no, no, that's a mistake. 1750 01:12:21,772 --> 01:12:22,879 You have the right to remain silent. 1751 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,252 No, I got this. 1752 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,100 Anything you do or say, can be used against you 1753 01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,884 - in the court of law. - Officer, I'm ADA Graham Feany. 1754 01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:29,495 - What is the situation? - Peg: I got this. 1755 01:12:29,519 --> 01:12:31,105 We have a warrant to search these premises. 1756 01:12:31,129 --> 01:12:33,044 - Signed by who? - What's it to you, big shot? 1757 01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:35,301 - officer: Check it out. - Huh! Where there's smoke, 1758 01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,917 there's fire. Come on, ma'am. Let's go. 1759 01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:38,702 - Oh, my God! - Hey, let go of my mom. 1760 01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:40,921 - Let go of my mom! - Kathy: My baby! 1761 01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:43,066 - Come on, ma'am. - Get your hands off my baby. 1762 01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:45,839 Listen to me, I'll get this figured out. 1763 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:48,471 I know, I'll get a lawyer, we'll get this all sorted out. 1764 01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,627 - I didn't do anything. - God. 1765 01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:53,020 Mom, don't talk. I will sort this out. 1766 01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:54,955 I will get us a lawyer. We will figure it out. 1767 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:56,391 - It will be all right. Okay? - [cellphone ringing] 1768 01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:57,735 Graham: Yeah, we have a situation. 1769 01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:04,597 Wizz: Hiya, Peggy! I told you I was the king. 1770 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:10,081 - Bye-bye, baby. - [distorted] Fuck! 1771 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:11,624 ["I Gotta Go" by The Ditalians playing] 1772 01:13:11,648 --> 01:13:12,866 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1773 01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,303 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1774 01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:18,568 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1775 01:13:20,657 --> 01:13:22,354 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1776 01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,228 ♪ Baby I gotta go ♪ 1777 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,970 ♪ You're too much now, can't take no more ♪ 1778 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:32,669 [gun shots] 1779 01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:36,716 I'm gonna kill you, you fucking jagoff! 1780 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,458 What the fuck? 1781 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,504 That's it. 1782 01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:45,029 - Now! Right fucking now! - Yeah, you're right... 1783 01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:46,509 - Peg: Yeah. - ...it does end. 1784 01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:49,816 'Cause you're through. I took everything. 1785 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,187 Oh, don't pretend like you're gonna shoot me. 1786 01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,822 We both know you care way too much about money 1787 01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:59,304 - to go back to jail. - Peg: Yeah, you're right. [chuckles] 1788 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:02,145 You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. 1789 01:14:03,264 --> 01:14:06,529 I'm not gonna shoot you. [chuckles] - [Wizz laughing] 1790 01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:08,835 But I will kick your fucking ass, okay? 1791 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:11,490 - [Wizz grunts] - Peg: That hurt? 1792 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:13,148 That hurt? You piece of fucking shit! 1793 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,189 [grunts] 1794 01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:17,975 Peg: No! [grunts] 1795 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:21,805 [both grunting] 1796 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:25,939 [police siren wailing] 1797 01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:28,289 Wizz: My fucking nose. [grunts] 1798 01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:30,770 Peg: [grunts] Ow! Fuck! 1799 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:32,206 No! What the fuck? 1800 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,686 - Take her in! - What the fuck? 1801 01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:35,300 Why are you arresting me? Arrest him! 1802 01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:37,951 - He's the one screwing people. - I know. 1803 01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:39,562 But he didn't fire a weapon. 1804 01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:43,435 You have the right to remain silent. 1805 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:44,958 For once. 1806 01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:48,353 Say hi to your mom and brother for me. [chuckles] 1807 01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:49,920 Man: Sayonara, bitch. 1808 01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:51,811 ["In The Night" by Saun and Starr playing] 1809 01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:54,968 ♪ You're smiling now but ♪ 1810 01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:03,586 ♪ I hold you in my arms ♪ 1811 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,719 ♪ Won't let nothing harm you ♪ 1812 01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:11,071 ♪ Till morning comes ♪ 1813 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:18,426 ♪ You toss and you turn ♪ 1814 01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:20,907 ♪ Dreams give you no peace ♪ 1815 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,390 ♪ Baby what's going on ♪ 1816 01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:26,738 Hi. 1817 01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:32,048 Don't worry. 1818 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:34,529 I got this. 1819 01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:36,444 I got this, I'm gonna fix this. 1820 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,404 - I am... - They got me running 1821 01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,338 an off-the-books business in a house full of cash, okay? 1822 01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:43,060 - I know, but I... - I am effed 1823 01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:45,168 - and we both know it. - No, no, no, because, 1824 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,629 I can afford... 1825 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:49,893 - a great lawyer. - You don't have any money. 1826 01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:51,982 They took all your money. 1827 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,463 And even if you did, I wouldn't want that money 1828 01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:56,638 helping me. 1829 01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:02,645 Right. 1830 01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,737 I messed up, but what do you want me to say? 1831 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,438 Do you want me to say I'm sorry? 1832 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:17,311 Do you want me to say I'm sorry? 1833 01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:20,358 I'm sorry. 1834 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:23,840 I'm sorry I had a dream. 1835 01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:28,496 I'm so fucking sorry I had a dream. 1836 01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,894 Do you ever listen to yourself? 1837 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,767 Honey, do you honestly think... 1838 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:39,943 that I didn't have a dream? 1839 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,644 Dreams don't make a lot of sense when you got two kids crying 1840 01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:47,124 'cause they're hungry... 1841 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:49,996 and their dad just gambled away their supper money. 1842 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,347 We almost lost our house. 1843 01:16:55,088 --> 01:16:57,264 I will be in debt for the rest of my life. 1844 01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:01,225 He played grab ass with my clients so much 1845 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,203 that they didn't even show up for their appointments 1846 01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,228 after a while. 1847 01:17:08,101 --> 01:17:09,981 I know, you think that your dad was some kind of 1848 01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:11,148 Prince Charming, but... 1849 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:16,414 you are old enough to know that he was an asshole. 1850 01:17:19,243 --> 01:17:20,766 Maybe I wasn't a good mom. 1851 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:25,292 Maybe, these cigarettes messed with your noggin', but... 1852 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:29,253 I do know, I do know I taught you the difference 1853 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,950 between right and wrong. 1854 01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:33,605 I know I told you the difference between good and bad 1855 01:17:33,779 --> 01:17:35,825 and I know I told you to think of others. 1856 01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:39,915 [Kathy sighing] 1857 01:17:42,092 --> 01:17:43,310 [knocking] 1858 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,163 Judge: Proceed, Mr. Feany. 1859 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:13,079 Graham: The defendant is charged with one count of discharging 1860 01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:16,648 a firearm and one count of possession of a weapon, 1861 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,083 as a felon. 1862 01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:23,481 Ms. Dahl, before we continue, I'd like to ask a question... 1863 01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:29,617 - Anchor Bar or Duffs? - No, no, I got this. 1864 01:18:31,402 --> 01:18:32,403 Anchor Bar. 1865 01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:35,449 See, that's what I always said. 1866 01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:37,582 But, you know what I just learned? 1867 01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:40,846 I like Anchor's wings... 1868 01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:44,197 but I love Duffs' blue cheese sauce. 1869 01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:48,680 So, now, I bring Anchor's wings and my bailiff... 1870 01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:51,509 brings Duff sauce. Crazy, huh? 1871 01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:56,253 So, yous two gonna strike a deal or what? 1872 01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:57,688 [gavel thuds] 1873 01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,735 Peg! 1874 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,345 So? 1875 01:19:04,609 --> 01:19:05,609 Thinking about it. 1876 01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:08,700 - Okay. - Okay. 1877 01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:19,580 Ugh! 1878 01:19:20,843 --> 01:19:22,148 Ew, don't touch it! 1879 01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:24,150 You might get a flesh-eating bacteria! 1880 01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:27,021 All right, you wanna explain to me what's going on? 1881 01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:30,372 We need to get the other agencies together tonight. 1882 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:32,680 It's time... that we fight back. 1883 01:19:33,203 --> 01:19:35,003 Backer: Wait, get the other agencies together? 1884 01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:37,608 How am I supposed to do that? Those people hate each other. 1885 01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:40,138 Peg: Well...[chuckles] ...I know three things, 1886 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,766 that'll definitely motivate these people; 1887 01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:44,040 food, football and finances. 1888 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,390 So, we need to tell the other agencies 1889 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:47,957 that if they wanna make real money, 1890 01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:50,611 a lot of money, more money that we've ever made, 1891 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:53,919 if they wanna be the richest fucks Buffalo's ever seen, 1892 01:19:54,702 --> 01:19:56,966 they need to meet me at JJ's. 1893 01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:59,011 [applauding] 1894 01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:01,511 [commentator over TV] You know, Bob, if the Bill's wanna make... 1895 01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:02,885 Peg: Thank you all for being here. 1896 01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:05,061 I'm very excited to talk to you all. 1897 01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:07,128 If they don't make this spread, 1898 01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:08,513 I'm going berserk. I shit you not. 1899 01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:11,807 - Hey. - Hey! 1900 01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:15,027 I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just wanted 1901 01:20:15,201 --> 01:20:16,761 to talk to you. I have to talk to you... 1902 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:18,172 All right, come on, make it snappy, 1903 01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:19,764 - what do you wanna talk about? - Money. 1904 01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:22,730 I wanna talk to you about money. Who wants to talk... 1905 01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:25,124 about money? 1906 01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:27,378 Man 1: I like money. Man 2: I wanna talk about money. 1907 01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:28,649 Thank you all for being here. 1908 01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:34,786 Anthony Rogazi, Niagra, Chris Stevens, Fruit Belt. 1909 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,354 George. [stutters] 1910 01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,573 I have no idea how to pronounce your last name. 1911 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:41,478 There are so many consonants. What is it? 1912 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,316 - Wojcieczykski... - Wohjciec... 1913 01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:45,512 - How is that so hard? - What are we all doing here? 1914 01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:46,885 - Uh... - Someone said there'd be 1915 01:20:47,059 --> 01:20:48,863 - pizza and pop. - Yeah, pizza and pop is coming. 1916 01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:51,411 Is it Pizza Oven? I only eat Pizza Oven pizza. 1917 01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:52,865 If it ain't Nova's, I'm walking. 1918 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,022 Clam it! 1919 01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:56,547 Sorry. 1920 01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,941 Uh, what I meant to say is that the pizza will be pizza. 1921 01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:00,551 What's up with the buffalo head? 1922 01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:02,466 - Man 1: It's disgusting. - This buffalo... 1923 01:21:04,598 --> 01:21:05,598 is us. 1924 01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:12,171 At one point we were all... unstoppable beasts. 1925 01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:15,435 Then we lost direction with this bullshit feuding. 1926 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:18,482 Think about it, a lone buffalo is vulnerable. 1927 01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:20,310 A buffalo herd... 1928 01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:23,704 - is unstoppable. - [indistinct chatter] 1929 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,881 What I'm trying to say is that if we want to become 1930 01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:29,449 beasts again, we have to work as one herd. 1931 01:21:29,797 --> 01:21:31,190 [breathes deeply] 1932 01:21:32,452 --> 01:21:34,106 - We have to unite. - [all laugh] 1933 01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:36,195 - Unite with you? - Peg: Yeah. 1934 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,197 If we combine our resources, 1935 01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:39,720 we can fight back against assholes 1936 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:40,896 like, Graham Feany. 1937 01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:44,003 And when we unite, we won't have to worry about, what ifs? 1938 01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:45,508 What if... 1939 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,077 one of my employees is wearing a wire? 1940 01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:50,035 What if my phone's get tapped? 1941 01:21:50,209 --> 01:21:53,386 What if I don't have the heart for it anymore? 1942 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:56,346 You are all inspiring, 1943 01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:58,174 you're all creative sons of bitches, 1944 01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,045 truly makes me emotional. 1945 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:04,093 I heard a rumor. Did one of you guys, uh, 1946 01:22:04,354 --> 01:22:05,634 tell a debtor that there was, uh, 1947 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,333 a sniper outside her window ready to shoot 1948 01:22:07,357 --> 01:22:09,098 - if she didn't pay? - [man laughing] 1949 01:22:09,272 --> 01:22:10,945 - Yeah, that was me. That was me. - [crowd laughing] 1950 01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:12,666 You, you genius. 1951 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,364 That is so good. 1952 01:22:14,538 --> 01:22:16,409 One time, I slashed this chick's tires 1953 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,585 so she had to buy new ones and owe more money. 1954 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:20,283 [crowd laughs] 1955 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,633 That's a great recurring business model. 1956 01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:23,851 - Thank you. - Peg: Wizz. 1957 01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,680 - Wizz: Yeah. - This guy right here... 1958 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:30,119 is the one who taught me about re-do's. 1959 01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,470 What's the total collected off old lady Cooney? 1960 01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:36,734 - Like, 200 grand. - Whoo! Big money. 1961 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:38,083 You see... 1962 01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:41,131 How much of a relief would it be to not have to... 1963 01:22:42,914 --> 01:22:44,350 hide in the shadows anymore? 1964 01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,006 If we unite, we can be strong. 1965 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:52,184 We can stampede over anybody that gets in our way. 1966 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,578 All right, okay, but, let me guess, 1967 01:22:54,752 --> 01:22:56,338 - you wanna run the whole thing? - Peg: No, 1968 01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:57,929 of course not, why would I try 1969 01:22:58,103 --> 01:23:00,063 to take the throne when there is an existing king? 1970 01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,455 Wizz runs it. 1971 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:04,738 - I like the sound of that. - [crowd murmurs] 1972 01:23:04,762 --> 01:23:07,156 - Man: What? - Obviously. 1973 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:08,417 Peg: Now... 1974 01:23:09,854 --> 01:23:10,854 who's in? 1975 01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:16,078 Chris: All right, I'm in. 1976 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,515 - You're in, - Chris: Yeah. 1977 01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:20,014 Chris Stevens is in. Who else? Who else? 1978 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,648 Anthony Rogazi. Yeah? 1979 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,781 - Yeah, we're in. - Peg: Rogazi's in! 1980 01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:25,783 - George, you in? - George: Yeah. 1981 01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:28,307 - Peg: My buddy, George... - Information trust relief... 1982 01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:31,963 Information trust relief, same con she used on me... 1983 01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:34,966 No... it's not a con. What do... Sal! Sal! 1984 01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:37,075 I'm selling you, did you learn nothing for me, Sal? 1985 01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:38,274 I mean, come on. [chuckles] 1986 01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,975 Just listen to the numbers this year. 1987 01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:42,452 Americans held one trillion dollars in debt, 1988 01:23:42,626 --> 01:23:45,498 Thirty billion in charge-offs. Where are you going? 1989 01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:47,979 Thirty billion in charge-offs. I... 1990 01:23:48,588 --> 01:23:49,763 Uh, don't know what... 1991 01:23:49,981 --> 01:23:51,263 - Okay, that wasn't... - Bullshit. 1992 01:23:51,287 --> 01:23:52,568 No, that wasn't supposed to happen. 1993 01:23:52,592 --> 01:23:53,898 - Man 1: The fuck? - The fuck? 1994 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,900 - What the fuck is that? - It's a camera... 1995 01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:57,858 What the fuck is that? 1996 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,644 I don't know what to do because, I was waiting for... for Feany 1997 01:24:00,818 --> 01:24:03,603 to come in and we were gonna do the quote about Machiavelli... 1998 01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:05,264 What the fuck are you talking about? 1999 01:24:05,301 --> 01:24:06,563 What I'm talking about... Okay, 2000 01:24:06,737 --> 01:24:08,097 I guess you still don't understand. 2001 01:24:08,260 --> 01:24:09,780 While you were enthralled by my speech, 2002 01:24:09,957 --> 01:24:12,177 your offices were raided and stripped of every 2003 01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,353 piece of paper, your shit was impounded 2004 01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:16,312 as evidence held until trial. 2005 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,836 And your supply, well... 2006 01:24:19,619 --> 01:24:20,620 it was cut off. 2007 01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,274 - Hey John! - What did I do? 2008 01:24:23,014 --> 01:24:24,711 I'll put the salad in the fridge. 2009 01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,322 Oh, and you all confessed on tape. 2010 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,063 [crowd murmurs] 2011 01:24:28,237 --> 01:24:30,369 And by uniting, we classify as a RICO charge, so, 2012 01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,815 - bye, bye, baby. - [sirens wailing in distance] 2013 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,951 - What do you get out of this? - I get nothing. 2014 01:24:35,374 --> 01:24:37,028 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - Good, 2015 01:24:37,202 --> 01:24:38,745 I can add attempted murder to your charges. 2016 01:24:38,769 --> 01:24:40,489 - Man: What the fuck? - Get the fuck off me. 2017 01:24:40,553 --> 01:24:42,183 Graham: You have the right to remain silent. 2018 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,315 Wizz: What the fuck is this shit? 2019 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:44,644 [indistinct clamor] 2020 01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:46,298 Hey, hey! He's taking one all the way! 2021 01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:47,473 Turn it up! 2022 01:24:47,778 --> 01:24:49,649 [crowd cheers] 2023 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:54,176 [yelling] 2024 01:24:54,611 --> 01:24:58,484 [all cheering] 2025 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:01,922 - [thuds] - Oh, my God. 2026 01:25:02,445 --> 01:25:04,273 Oh, my God [chuckles] 2027 01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:09,278 [indistinct clamor] 2028 01:25:10,975 --> 01:25:12,977 Peg: Thank you for that. [chuckles] - Graham: Hmm. 2029 01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:15,371 I... I still have to book you. 2030 01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:17,329 Yeah about that, there's just, um, 2031 01:25:17,982 --> 01:25:20,115 there's just one thing I have to do, okay? 2032 01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:22,551 Sorry. 2033 01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:26,860 Okay, sorry. Shit, I didn't think that would work. 2034 01:25:27,078 --> 01:25:28,621 - Ow. God. - Backer: Did that shit work? 2035 01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:30,101 - Yeah. - What the hell just happened? 2036 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,450 Well, I fucked 100 douchebags at once. 2037 01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:32,866 - Yes! - That's impressive. 2038 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,172 - I've only done ten. - Okay. 2039 01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:36,107 That's why I didn't want you guys in there, 2040 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,369 I didn't want you guys implicated, I'm sorry, 2041 01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:39,221 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Oh. 2042 01:25:39,395 --> 01:25:40,850 - You're my friend. I love you. Thank you. - I am too. 2043 01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:42,572 Thank you, thank you thank you. 2044 01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:43,940 - Hey, take care of my boyfriend, okay? - That's your boyfriend? 2045 01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:45,164 I mean, I guess, I don't know. 2046 01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,590 - Yeah, that's your BF. - Peg: Oh. 2047 01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:50,318 [door closes] 2048 01:25:50,754 --> 01:25:52,538 - Sweetie! - Henrietta! 2049 01:25:52,843 --> 01:25:53,843 What are you doing here? 2050 01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,324 What are you doing here so late? 2051 01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:56,865 Oh, I'm working. Where's Graham? 2052 01:25:57,064 --> 01:25:58,588 - On his way up. - Henrietta: Oh. 2053 01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:00,602 Weren't you supposed to get those chicky parms? 2054 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:01,895 - I was? - Peg: Mm-hmm. 2055 01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:04,202 Oh. Uh, why? 2056 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:06,354 To surprise, we're gonna have a big surprise. 2057 01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:09,120 Oh, all righty. [chuckles] Sounds good. 2058 01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,209 - A surprise! We're gonna party. - Okay. 2059 01:26:11,427 --> 01:26:12,776 All right. I'll see you in a bit. 2060 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:13,994 - Bye. - Bye, hon. 2061 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,300 [door closes] 2062 01:26:34,145 --> 01:26:35,494 Peg: Just to be clear, 2063 01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:39,063 those boxes held one billion dollars in debt. 2064 01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,108 How could I just let 'em sit there? 2065 01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:29,156 In total, I burned up 52,437 debt sheets. 2066 01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:34,161 Fifty-two thousand, four hundred and thirty-seven people, 2067 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,773 whose phones stopped ringing. 2068 01:27:38,992 --> 01:27:42,169 Today, Josh Wiseneweski and 42 other debt collectors 2069 01:27:42,344 --> 01:27:43,867 were found guilty. 2070 01:27:44,128 --> 01:27:47,087 Prosecutors credit their case to the testimony of Peg Dahl. 2071 01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:50,047 A woman famed for erasing millions of dollars 2072 01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,440 of delinquent debt. 2073 01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:54,399 My deal cleared me of all debt related charges 2074 01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:57,533 but they couldn't ignore the destruction of evidence. 2075 01:27:57,707 --> 01:27:59,099 Luckily, half my jury 2076 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,594 had their debt erased in the fire, 2077 01:28:00,797 --> 01:28:02,494 so I got a lighter sentence. 2078 01:28:02,668 --> 01:28:05,367 And what better way to spend my time with you lovely ladies, 2079 01:28:05,541 --> 01:28:08,935 than to teach you about... finance. 2080 01:28:09,719 --> 01:28:12,591 Remember, like Susie Orman said, 2081 01:28:12,765 --> 01:28:16,465 - "Woman fake orgasms..." - "And men fake finances." 2082 01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:17,988 Peg: Okay, so that means... 2083 01:28:19,163 --> 01:28:20,243 Peg: So, I got a do-over... 2084 01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:22,079 Like your margins are... 2085 01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:23,864 ...one more time to clean the slate... 2086 01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:25,343 [metal clanks] 2087 01:28:25,604 --> 01:28:27,204 ...but, you know, change is hard, people. 2088 01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:30,261 The only thing I knew was the hustle. 2089 01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,394 That's all I was ever good at. 2090 01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,310 If I came to the same fork in the road, 2091 01:28:36,049 --> 01:28:37,312 would I choose the same path? 2092 01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:45,363 [doorbell buzzes] 2093 01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:47,538 Ma. 2094 01:28:48,758 --> 01:28:50,499 - Pegger! - What are you doing here? 2095 01:28:51,021 --> 01:28:52,501 - Are you... - Are you kidding? 2096 01:28:52,718 --> 01:28:55,417 - Ah! [chuckles] - Kathy: Oh, my sweet baby. 2097 01:28:55,721 --> 01:28:58,898 Oh, I wouldn't have missed this for the world. 2098 01:29:01,118 --> 01:29:02,859 - Well... - What? 2099 01:29:03,076 --> 01:29:04,077 [Peg chuckles] 2100 01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:07,864 Sorry. 2101 01:29:10,954 --> 01:29:12,956 Come on, baby, let's get you home. 2102 01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:16,089 It's true you were a jagoff for a little bit there. 2103 01:29:16,263 --> 01:29:17,830 [both chuckle] 2104 01:29:18,004 --> 01:29:20,920 [all cheer] Pegger, Pegger, Pegger, Pegger, Pegger! 2105 01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:22,269 I'm going to give a speech. 2106 01:29:22,444 --> 01:29:23,967 Am I supposed to give a speech? 2107 01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,360 - All: Yeah! - Okay. 2108 01:29:25,534 --> 01:29:26,934 You don't get any more pizza and pop 2109 01:29:27,057 --> 01:29:28,232 unless you give a speech. 2110 01:29:28,450 --> 01:29:31,278 - Testify, sister. - Okay, um... 2111 01:29:33,324 --> 01:29:35,364 I'm supposed to talk about what I learned in prison. 2112 01:29:35,457 --> 01:29:36,738 - Kathy: Yeah. - Supposed to talk about what I learned in prison. 2113 01:29:36,762 --> 01:29:38,000 I learned, I learned, I learned, 2114 01:29:38,024 --> 01:29:39,678 don't go, right? You know. 2115 01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:42,115 Don't go, just stay away. Just stay away from there. 2116 01:29:42,986 --> 01:29:43,987 Oh, I learned... 2117 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:45,989 There are better ways to erase debt 2118 01:29:46,163 --> 01:29:47,773 than torching your boyfriend's office. 2119 01:29:48,121 --> 01:29:49,558 I had to... I learned that... 2120 01:29:49,732 --> 01:29:50,883 You did... Yeah, I'm glad you learned that. 2121 01:29:50,907 --> 01:29:51,951 That's a good lesson. 2122 01:29:54,954 --> 01:29:56,739 Guess what I really learned is that... 2123 01:29:59,176 --> 01:30:02,701 I love you... I do, I love you more than the sun... 2124 01:30:05,095 --> 01:30:06,357 and the moon and the stars... 2125 01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,491 and as long as I have my family... 2126 01:30:11,144 --> 01:30:12,885 and my friends by my side... 2127 01:30:14,844 --> 01:30:16,062 I will always be fine. 2128 01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:19,849 - JJ: Bullshit. - Huh? 2129 01:30:21,503 --> 01:30:22,503 Fine? 2130 01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:25,245 Come on Peg, in what world 2131 01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:27,465 are you mediocrity's dumb cousin? 2132 01:30:28,597 --> 01:30:29,641 Come here for a sec? 2133 01:30:31,730 --> 01:30:34,254 Oh, no, no, 'cause you're gonna smack me. 2134 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:35,691 No, I'm not. 2135 01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:37,672 [chuckles] Yes, you are, you come over here. 2136 01:30:38,389 --> 01:30:39,389 Okay. 2137 01:30:44,874 --> 01:30:47,616 - What's that? - Oh, we all, uh... 2138 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:49,705 We all chipped in. 2139 01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:51,827 You've taken a chance on all of us and... 2140 01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:54,989 so, we're taking a chance on you. 2141 01:30:55,101 --> 01:30:56,451 Kinda a second chance. 2142 01:30:57,103 --> 01:30:59,343 - Really a third chance. - Technically, a fourth chance... 2143 01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:00,497 Mom. 2144 01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:06,765 JJ: That's all yours, Peg. 2145 01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:09,050 Though, now, the question is... 2146 01:31:09,942 --> 01:31:10,987 What are you gonna do? 2147 01:31:15,731 --> 01:31:20,344 [breathing heavily] 2148 01:31:21,737 --> 01:31:23,149 [breathing heavily] What am I gonna do? 2149 01:31:23,173 --> 01:31:25,131 [deeply inhales] What am I gonna do? 2150 01:31:25,567 --> 01:31:28,744 [breathes heavily] 2151 01:31:31,355 --> 01:31:32,595 What do you think I'm gonna do? 2152 01:31:33,226 --> 01:31:35,011 From nothing, I built a successful company 2153 01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:37,404 and the most prolific legal shakedown in America. 2154 01:31:37,927 --> 01:31:39,624 Imagine how far I could get with that cash. 2155 01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:42,366 I could take that money and crush the game. Legally. 2156 01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:45,021 [breathes heavily] 2157 01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:48,589 But I won't. 2158 01:31:49,765 --> 01:31:52,158 I'm done clawing my way through 2159 01:31:52,376 --> 01:31:53,986 the black holes of your bank accounts. 2160 01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:56,772 I'm done convincing myself that I was relieving your burdens 2161 01:31:56,946 --> 01:31:58,861 when I was killing your dreams. I'm done... 2162 01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:03,256 selling nothing to those with less than nothing. 2163 01:32:04,214 --> 01:32:05,215 I'm done. 2164 01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:09,001 It's time my line of sight shifted to the people 2165 01:32:09,175 --> 01:32:10,176 who have everything. 2166 01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:13,615 So, I'm moving on... 2167 01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:16,095 to the only hustle that's even more 2168 01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:19,098 of an unregulated clusterfuck than debt collecting. 2169 01:32:24,887 --> 01:32:25,888 [exhales deeply] 2170 01:32:26,410 --> 01:32:28,499 Let me tell you about hedge funds. 2171 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,720 ["How You Feel" by Wargirl playing] 2172 01:32:31,981 --> 01:32:34,549 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2173 01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:38,814 ♪ Got my emotions running wild ♪ 2174 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:43,209 ♪ And now you're asking yourself how ♪ 2175 01:32:44,776 --> 01:32:47,692 ♪ I'm not your baby ain't your child ♪ 2176 01:32:49,215 --> 01:32:52,218 ♪ Don't contradict me when I ask you to decide ♪ 2177 01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:54,525 ♪ Or choose whether to stay ♪ 2178 01:32:54,699 --> 01:32:57,876 ♪ Or go, I ain't here to set nobody free ♪ 2179 01:32:58,137 --> 01:33:00,531 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2180 01:33:02,185 --> 01:33:04,840 ♪ Act so surprised when I speak out ♪ 2181 01:33:06,624 --> 01:33:09,584 ♪ You pacify me feed my doubt ♪ 2182 01:33:10,976 --> 01:33:13,588 ♪ Listen I will not be held down ♪ 2183 01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,202 ♪ You patronize me when I say I ought to let you go ♪ 2184 01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:21,465 ♪ Honey I've decided oh ♪ 2185 01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:24,207 ♪ You ain't here to set nobody free ♪ 2186 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:27,819 ♪ Why the hell did I keep on stalling ♪ 2187 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,607 ♪ While you wore me out, reality is setting in ♪ 2188 01:33:32,868 --> 01:33:35,392 ♪ So how you feel about me now ♪ 2189 01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:44,096 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2190 01:33:46,098 --> 01:33:48,797 ♪ No it won't work but you can pout ♪ 2191 01:33:50,494 --> 01:33:53,584 ♪ Go right ahead just scream and shout ♪ 2192 01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,936 ♪ I'll drown you out and mute the sound ♪ 2193 01:33:59,503 --> 01:34:03,420 ♪ You validated when I said I ought to let you go ♪ 2194 01:34:03,681 --> 01:34:05,596 ♪ Honey I've decided oh ♪ 2195 01:34:05,901 --> 01:34:08,381 ♪ You ain't here to set nobody free ♪ 2196 01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:11,907 ♪ Why the hell did I keep on stalling ♪ 2197 01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:17,042 ♪ While you wore me out, reality is setting in ♪ 2198 01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,262 ♪ So, how you feel about me now ♪ 2199 01:34:19,523 --> 01:34:21,438 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2200 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:23,527 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2201 01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:25,747 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2202 01:34:26,008 --> 01:34:28,053 ♪ How you feel ♪ 2203 01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:30,186 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2204 01:34:30,534 --> 01:34:32,623 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2205 01:34:32,797 --> 01:34:34,712 ♪ How you feel about me now ♪ 2206 01:34:34,886 --> 01:34:38,237 ♪ Why the hell did I keep on stalling ♪ 2207 01:34:38,498 --> 01:34:43,634 ♪ While you wore me out, reality is setting in ♪ 2208 01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:47,159 ♪ Now I know that I kept on stalling ♪ 2209 01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:52,251 ♪ While you wore me out, reality has set on in ♪ 2210 01:34:52,512 --> 01:34:54,906 ♪ So, how you feel about me now ♪ 154528

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