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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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You want to fuck with me?
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I would love
to fuck with you.
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[Blair] Previously
on "Black Monday"...
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Who wants to come
titty fuck Keith?
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- [vomits]
- [screams]
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- Hey--
- Oh, ugh.
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[Larry]
You think he's trying...
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[both] the Georgina play?
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[Mo] So once he marries
that Georgina chick
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and we get those shares,
we also get cracker rich.
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Give me the piece of the
Jammer Group that I deserve.
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You want something from Mo?
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You're gonna have
to fucking take it.
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Do you even want
to get married?
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I'm really confused
right now.
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Like I've been pressed
into this shape.
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I've been playing you, kid.
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Fuck you.
I'm gonna tell Tiff everything.
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I want in.
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My hubby likes chubby.
[mimics crying]
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You're fired.
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Is what we're
about to tell you.
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- Right, Dawn?
- Sorry, Momo.
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The market's taking
a huge shit right now.
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- [Mo] You shorted the market.
- Well, that was Dawn's idea.
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Keith, you're the only one
that never fucked me over.
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♪
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I'm sorry.
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This was all a Jammer Group
plot to screw us.
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You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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One of us should take
a steamy shit in Mo's car?
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Now who's fucking around?
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[Rod] I'm here for my piece
of the Georgina play.
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[screams]
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Let's celebrate, partner.
[laughs]
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[Mo]
Dawn, how could you do this?
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[Dawn] If I were a man,
they'd just call it business.
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I'm sorry, Mo,
but it's my time.
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♪ relaxed music ♪
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♪
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[overlapping shouting]
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Hey, quit daydreaming.
The bosses want to see you.
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Actually, I was
day wet dreaming.
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I'm busy, so can we
just pretend that I did
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a series of nonthreatening,
girlish giggles?
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- Uh-huh.
- [Larry] Mo, oh, Mo.
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[laughs]
What it is, my man?
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What can I do
for you bosses?
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Buy 20,000
June Coffee Calls.
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We're going long
like John Silver's
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premium seafood eatery.
[laughs]
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All due respect,
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I'm not sure that's
the smart play right now.
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All Jew respect,
I got a room full of them
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that would fundamentally
disagree with you.
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I'm just saying that a lot
of these dudes were in 'Nam.
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They're saying there's
a lot of coffee farms
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that are popping up
all over the Lam Dongs, so...
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That explains
the uptick in the bores.
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I mean, the French
are always a step ahead
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in Asian commodities.
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- We should go short.
- We should go short.
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Hmm.
I do trust Dawn with coffee.
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- Yeah.
- Nobody makes a better cup.
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- [laughs]
- Her nickname is Hot Coffee.
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Nailed it.
Hot Coffee, that's who she is.
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No, in fact, go make me
a hot coffee, okay?
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With two Sweet'N Lows
and zero trading advice ever.
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Mr. Leighman,
she's right, though.
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- I mean--
- [Larry] Fuck, Mo.
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You're a brother, but you're
not a Leighman brother, okay?
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So just place the order, or
I will hire somebody who will.
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Yeah, I understand.
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Hey, Dawn.
You okay?
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Yeah, no.
Thank you.
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Oh.
Fuck them, right?
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It's not our money.
[scoffs]
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Hey, let me ask you something.
You think they're...
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I don't know.
Maybe.
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You know, the quiet one?
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He makes me tie his bowtie
while he sucks his thumb.
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- While he what?
- I know.
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He's got some weird
mammy fetish.
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I have an MBA.
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Which does not stand
for "majestic black ass,"
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despite what
the loud one says.
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I don't know.
Let me see.
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It's not bad.
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[both laugh]
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Hey, well, let me
tell you something.
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I'm out of here.
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- I'm gonna start my own shop.
- Really?
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Got a backer.
He's gonna stake me.
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Wow.
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Now, if there was just
some way I could get my hands
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on that
Leighman Brothers' rolodex.
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You mean if you could get
my hands on their Rolodex?
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Well, you do have
prettier hands.
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And feet.
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Come on.
What do you say, D?
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Hey, hey.
Hot coffee.
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Want some cream?
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♪ slow tempo music ♪
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♪
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[sniffs and groans]
Whoo.
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This is for my homies
in the mother[bleep] ghetto.
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Maurice "Mo" Monroe,
AKA "Roland Madison,"
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AKA "The Black, Black
Monday Murderer,"
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AKA the "Downtown
Defenestrator,"
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is wanted not only for
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the global financial terrorist
attack known as "Black Monday"
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but for a shocking
double homicide.
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[screams]
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- [host] Rod Jaminski...
- [crash]
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Plummeted to his death,
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ironically landing on Monroe's
own stretch Lamborghini,
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and killing one of the Leighman
Brothers in the process.
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[distorted voice]
I don't know what happened.
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Mo just went crazy.
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[host] Was it the embarrassment
that his protégé,
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Blair Pfaff,
had outsmarted him,
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making a fortune off him
in the process?
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Face it--there's a new Blairiff
in town.
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[host] Or maybe it was the
betrayal of his best friend,
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Keith Shankar.
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Or maybe it was a broken
heart after his fling
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with office tart
Dawn Darcy.
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I'm just an innocent
secretary delivering Danish.
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[host] Whatever it was on
that chilly October afternoon
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Mo Monroe just snapped.
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- [laughter]
- [screams]
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Somebody save me.
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[distorted voice]
Thank God for that Blair guy.
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He's a real hero.
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He tried to save Jammer too,
but it was too late.
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He was Countach meat.
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[host] Lamborghini
Countach meat indeed.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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We need your help
to find this thug.
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But make no mistake.
This man is dangerous.
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If you see him, do not attempt
to apprehend him.
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But call our hotline,
1-800-1-WANTED.
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[crying]
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Operators are stand--
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[laughs]
What?
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Y'all expected me to be mad
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because they portrayed me
as some dumbass secretary
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despite the fact that "Black
Monday" was my fucking idea?
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Not the name, of course.
Shit's racist.
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I mean, if they tried
to play a man like that...
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[scoffs]
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Oh, shit, if they tried
to play Mo like that,
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he'd blow a gasket and a rail.
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Sweep everything off
this table, fire all of y'all,
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and then he'd call
that hotline himself
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just to confess so his dumb ass
would get all the credit.
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- But I'm not Mo.
- [coworker] That's right.
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- And I'm not a man.
- [coworker] Yep.
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I am a professional...
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bitch.
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[all cheering]
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Ladies, the world
is finally changing.
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Look at this place.
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We've shattered
the glass ceiling.
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Who cares if it takes a minute
for the men to recognize us?
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The arc of the moral universe
is long.
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But it bends toward justice.
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- [coworker] Say it.
- Martin Luther Queen.
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Did they put Keith in khakis
just so the piss would read?
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I don't know.
Not now, Karen.
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'Cause the last time I checked,
we're not in the ego business.
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We're in the getting
paid business.
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- That's right!
- [cheering]
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And the getting
laid business.
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And business is sex.
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[both laugh]
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- Word.
- Nice, dude.
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Getting mad, getting even...
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You were--
you were talking.
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That shit,
it's a waste of time.
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And the point is,
our time is now.
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- [coworker] Yeah.
- And I have the perfect plan
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to take advantage.
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Amerisavings & Loan.
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This is it, y'all.
This is my next big idea.
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We are about to become
an institution by buying one.
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[cheers and applause]
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So what?
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"America's Most
Unsolved Crimes"
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thinks that Blair is
the mastermind instead of me.
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He's my partner.
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I'm not gonna fuck up
our shit over that.
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Or this.
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- Or this.
- [coworker] That's right.
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- [groans]
- Or this wack,
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dumb shit right here.
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- That ain't right.
- What is "Jet"?
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Fuck these bitch-ass,
niche-ass periodicals.
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[Joyce] Okay. But what Dawn's
not telling y'all,
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'cause she too humble,
is that she is about to
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get her props.
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"The Wall Street Journal."
That's right.
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The old gray lady's husband,
the old white man,
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is running a huge profile
on our girl tonight.
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[cheers and applause]
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Wow, thank you,
but the only pats on the ass
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I need are from y'all.
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And it's a good thing
I got all this ass to spank.
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- [laughter]
- Whoo.
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'Cause we are
about to get rich as fuck
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- buying this bank.
- Yeah!
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[Dawn] So stop everything
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and start acquiring every open
share of Amerisavings & Loan.
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Shit.
It's impossible, Boss.
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Leighman brothers
own a huge chunk.
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- Did you say impossible?
- Yeah.
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I am a black woman
with my own trading firm
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on Wall Street in 1988.
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I might as well
have just stepped out
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of the motherfucking DeLorean
from the motherfucking future.
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Impossible can suck my dick.
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪
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Who's the Whiz Kid
of Wall Street?
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Or according to "Playgirl,"
"The Jizz Kid"?
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Who's got the biggest brains
and, coming soon,
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the biggest muscles?
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You do, hunk.
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You bet your tight
little bottom you do.
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Shall we, darling?
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♪ Jet ♪
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♪
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♪ Jet ♪
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[reporter] Hey, over here!
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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♪ I can almost remember
their funny faces ♪
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- Leslie!
- Hey, Paul.
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♪ The time you told them ♪
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♪ That you were going
to be marrying soon ♪
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♪
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Well, if it isn't
the Whiz Kid.
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What brings you lovebirds
to Washington?
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Governor Putnam,
it's wonderful to meet you.
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We're here for Nancy.
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We couldn't just say no
to a chance to celebrate
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with the great bouffanted one.
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00:10:00,442 --> 00:10:03,234
Ironic Nancy's partying with
a bunch of Washington aides
250
00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:05,901
after spending so long
ignoring AIDS.
251
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,484
Cut the shit, Pfaff.
252
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,067
I know you're here
for a reason.
253
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,693
This party is a lobbyist's
dream, and my cash machine.
254
00:10:12,776 --> 00:10:15,234
Yeah, that blowhard's
angling to get the FDA
255
00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:17,442
to call breakfast the most
important meal of the day
256
00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:19,984
just so they can sell
a lot more Cookie Crisp.
257
00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,567
A private prison lobbyist
is pushing something called
258
00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:22,693
a "three strikes" rule.
259
00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:24,359
Three strikes,
like in the game...
260
00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:25,818
[both] Baseball.
261
00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,275
Yes, except in this case,
it's three strikes
262
00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:29,651
and you're in jail
for the rest of your days.
263
00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:30,943
- [laughs]
- And the Dairy Council's
264
00:10:31,025 --> 00:10:32,734
still trying to get people
to say cheese
265
00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,150
while taking pictures.
266
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,943
It seems the flash
creates a sense memory.
267
00:10:36,025 --> 00:10:37,275
Psshhh.
Good luck with that.
268
00:10:37,359 --> 00:10:38,693
No, no, no, no.
You'd be surprised
269
00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:41,734
how many common phrases
come from lobbyists.
270
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,567
"Cool as a cucumber."
The Gourd Lobby.
271
00:10:43,651 --> 00:10:45,025
Now those guys,
they had a lot of hits.
272
00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:46,442
- "I'm in a pickle"?
- Yeah.
273
00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,609
- "Nice melons"?
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:10:47,693 --> 00:10:49,109
"Squash that beef"?
275
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,150
That one was actually
a collaboration with big meat.
276
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,943
- Oh.
- If you listen closely,
277
00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:56,192
you can detect who's in whose
pocket by the phrases they use.
278
00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,109
- Happy hunting.
- NRA?
279
00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,442
Whatever helps me help
our great state of New York.
280
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,609
♪ Jet, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
281
00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:07,067
♪ Ah, Mater ♪
282
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:10,943
♪ Much later ♪
283
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,609
[laughter, chatter]
284
00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,526
- Oh.
- Blblblblb.
285
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,693
[both laugh]
286
00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:20,234
[receptionist] Leighman
Brothers--please hold.
287
00:11:20,317 --> 00:11:21,901
[phone ringing]
288
00:11:21,984 --> 00:11:23,734
Leighman Brothers.
Please hold.
289
00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:26,025
[orchestral music
over speakers]
290
00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,818
Leighman Brothers.
Please hold.
291
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,317
♪ mischievous music ♪
292
00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:32,484
- Try to turn it the other way.
- Mm-hmm, I am.
293
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,984
Let me try this baby
right here.
294
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,526
- [exhales]
- Diners Club?
295
00:11:35,609 --> 00:11:37,734
That's like the food stamp
of credit cards.
296
00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,651
[both laugh]
297
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:41,651
Let's try this.
298
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:42,984
Are you kidding me?
You got keys?
299
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,359
Why didn't you do that
in the first place?
300
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,234
It's supposed
to look like a break-in, right?
301
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:50,859
[Mo] Wow, bingo.
Leaves his fucking Rolodex.
302
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,984
Okay, okay.
Wait.
303
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,359
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
304
00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,025
We got to make it
look like a break-in.
305
00:11:56,109 --> 00:11:57,859
- Well, break some shit.
- [huffs]
306
00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:59,109
Okay.
All right.
307
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,901
- Yeah?
- Okay.
308
00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:03,442
[both laugh]
309
00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:04,567
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
310
00:12:04,651 --> 00:12:05,901
I want to break something.
311
00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:07,192
Ah...
312
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:09,275
- [Mo laughs]
- Oh, oh.
313
00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,567
Oh, God.
[laughing]
314
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:15,234
♪ We're breaking shit ♪
315
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,359
[both]
♪ We're breaking shit ♪
316
00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:19,275
[continue singing]
317
00:12:21,401 --> 00:12:23,984
Yo, should we do something?
318
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,526
[snickering]
319
00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:28,526
[laughing]
320
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:35,192
[clears throat]
New England clam chowder,
321
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:38,651
Manhattan clam chowder,
or mixie dixie, sir?
322
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,275
Manhattan for me,
and, um...
323
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,734
Mixie dixie for Lenny.
324
00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,234
[Larry] Thank you for being
so patient, Dawn,
325
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,401
and not kicking down
our doors.
326
00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:08,567
You know how many of those
327
00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:09,609
Mo has destroyed
over the years?
328
00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,067
- Hmm?
- Brazilian rosewood
329
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,275
doesn't grow on trees.
330
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,067
Righ...tah.
331
00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:18,943
Uh, hey, um...
[inhales]
332
00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:21,109
about Lenny,
I've been meaning to say...
333
00:13:22,984 --> 00:13:25,109
Something.
334
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,109
Well, thank you, Dawn.
That means a lot.
335
00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:28,526
What could I do you for?
336
00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,859
I need your chunk
of "Amerisavings & Loan."
337
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,150
I'll bid 10% above ask.
338
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:34,567
- 10%?
- Yes.
339
00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,317
I'd love
to do you one better.
340
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:39,234
I'd love to give you
our block of Amerisavings
341
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:42,401
and partner with you
on whatever you're cooking up.
342
00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,192
That's amazing.
I would love to--
343
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,776
Unfortunately,
I doubt my poor brother
344
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,150
would love any of that.
345
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,943
I have to imagine the combo
346
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,943
of being screwed to high hell
by the Jammer Group
347
00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:54,901
on Black Monday, along
with his untimely crushing,
348
00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,776
left a bad taste in his mouth.
349
00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:58,776
The taste
of Corinthian leather.
350
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,943
And polished chrome and l--
liver.
351
00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:04,442
[whimpers]
His own.
352
00:14:04,526 --> 00:14:07,651
That was all Mo.
And Mo is not with us anymore.
353
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:09,484
We're not even called
the Jammer Group anymore.
354
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,651
- We are the TBD Group.
- Well, great.
355
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,984
Send me a prospectus
to wipe my ass with
356
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,401
when you come up with a name.
357
00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,984
No.
The TBD Group is our name.
358
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,901
The Blair Dawn Group.
359
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,109
Oh, wait.
I just got that.
360
00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,734
Also, wouldn't that make it
"The The Blair Dawn Group"?
361
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:26,901
Yes, it would.
362
00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:28,234
Well, the name
may have changed,
363
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:30,984
but the SEC still lists Mo
as a shareholder.
364
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,859
[laughs]
He's on the run, Lare.
365
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,109
I mean, the guy's not exactly
hopping on conference calls.
366
00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:37,567
No one knows where he is,
and no one cares.
367
00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:39,567
- He's gone forever--
- That is what that prick
368
00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,693
wants you to think, Dawn,
okay?
369
00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:46,484
That cocksucker has been
hoodwinking us since 1978.
370
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:50,192
Do you honestly think that
he is not out there right now
371
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,901
plotting his revenge?
372
00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:53,442
I don't think of him at all.
373
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,776
Sweetheart,
until Mo is behind bars,
374
00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:57,442
we will not...
[voice breaks]
375
00:14:57,526 --> 00:15:00,859
I-I-I will never do business
with your company.
376
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,484
- Yeah.
- But when Mo finally
377
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,567
gets what's coming to him,
378
00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:05,984
give me a call.
379
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,693
'Cause I would love
to work with you.
380
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,234
[sniffles]
381
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:12,734
That Blair's a real whiz.
Have you seen this?
382
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,109
Wait.
You read "Jet"?
383
00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,275
Well, I thought
it was about jets.
384
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:20,401
But that's "Jets."
385
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,859
Yeah.
386
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:24,984
[piano music]
387
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,901
[Blair] There he is.
My final victim.
388
00:15:27,984 --> 00:15:30,192
Congressman Roger Harris,
the minority whip.
389
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,734
That always sounds
racist.
390
00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,067
[Blair] We get him, we get
all the votes we need
391
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,109
to deregulate the banks.
392
00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:39,484
All right.
You got this, you little bitch.
393
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,567
Just unslump your shoulders,
try not to get all blinky.
394
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,609
Keep your mouth shut.
You're prone to gleeking.
395
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,025
And whatever you do,
don't do that thing--
396
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,734
Hey, I told you--
397
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,651
No more domestic abuse
disguised as pump-me-ups.
398
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,025
You don't tell me
what to do anymore.
399
00:15:50,109 --> 00:15:52,609
- Do you remember our deal?
- You're right.
400
00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,984
I-I know I'm...
I'm just a gorgeous beard.
401
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,442
Exactly, so just smile
and play your part.
402
00:15:57,526 --> 00:15:59,442
You did get
one thing right, though.
403
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,150
I fucking got this.
404
00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:06,943
Rog!
Bubby.
405
00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:10,109
It's me, your brother from
a bunch of magazine covers.
406
00:16:10,192 --> 00:16:12,192
The Whiz of Wall Street
himself, Blair Pfaff.
407
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,984
[laughs]
Riddle me this.
408
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,776
What comes
after C regulation,
409
00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:17,567
but before E regulation?
410
00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,442
- That's right.
- Deregulation.
411
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:21,192
[both laugh]
412
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,275
Specifically,
bank deregulation.
413
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,234
Not to be confused
with bank de big bucks,
414
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,651
which is what
you're gonna be doing
415
00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,234
if you pledge
your undying support to me.
416
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,734
[chuckles]
Let me guess.
417
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:31,317
You want to rewrite U.S. law
418
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:34,150
so you and your Wall Street
cronies can buy up retail banks
419
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,442
and use the savings of
honest, God-fearing Americans
420
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:38,943
to gamble on the stock market.
421
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:42,609
My man!
Yeah, do we have a deal?
422
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,442
I'm the chair
of the House Ethics Committee.
423
00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:46,025
I started
the Family Values Caucus,
424
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:47,859
I coined the phrase,
"Moral Majority."
425
00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:50,025
I invented the parental
advisory stickers
426
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,067
that protect kids from rap.
427
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,567
- Fun.
- My father-in-law
428
00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:54,192
is Neil Swafford,
429
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,317
televangelist of the year,
four years running.
430
00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,317
Four straight Vangees.
Wow.
431
00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,693
Now, can't you see
that I'm not at work?
432
00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:02,025
I don't come to where
you're not working
433
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,526
and try to turn that
into your office
434
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,693
so I can tell you
how to do your job, now do I?
435
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,317
If you'll excuse me.
Mrs. Pfaff.
436
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,526
Ooh.
437
00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:12,734
Say cheese.
438
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,317
[Yassir] My man, is it me,
439
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:20,484
or is an all-female workplace
extremely hostile?
440
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,818
I was thinking
the same thing, my man.
441
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:24,859
This place is a literal prison.
442
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,442
Disgusting.
443
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,859
And look at this
female propaganda.
444
00:17:30,943 --> 00:17:32,567
We should have 10%
off clothes.
445
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,609
And I hope you're not mad,
but I'm having Pam pick up
446
00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:37,693
a couple copies of your journal
profile for all the girls
447
00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:39,859
so that we can toast you.
448
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,943
Yeah, uh...it's fine.
449
00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,693
As long as we pull off
this bank play,
450
00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:45,818
I don't give a shit
about the press.
451
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:47,234
[scoffs]
Well that's good,
452
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,859
'cause have you seen
Blair's "Hot Jets" cover?
453
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,025
Hot?
He looked bloated to me.
454
00:17:51,109 --> 00:17:52,818
No.
"Hot Jets."
455
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,609
The spa industry's
trade journal.
456
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,317
I'm in the market for a koozie.
457
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,901
- That guy is everywhere.
- I know, good for him.
458
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,109
Speak of the devil,
which is against my religion,
459
00:18:01,192 --> 00:18:02,693
he has been on hold for...
460
00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:04,025
15 minutes?
461
00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:05,901
Are you kidding
with that hold time?
462
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,651
My mobile only gets
20 minutes of talk
463
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:09,526
before I have to charge it
for two days.
464
00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:10,526
Is everything okay over there?
465
00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:11,693
Uh...duh.
466
00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:13,109
I just met
with the Leighman brother
467
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,693
about his chunk
of Amerisavings.
468
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,025
We're good.
469
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:17,776
Hey, unrelated,
470
00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:20,067
if you had to, like,
totally disappear,
471
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,693
where would you go
to get away from it all?
472
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,234
Aruba.
473
00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:25,484
Jamaica.
474
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,693
Bermuda, Bahamas,
Key Largo, Montego.
475
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,234
[laughs]
476
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,234
Dawn, you gotta stop
looking over your shoulder
477
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:33,734
and worrying about Mo.
478
00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:35,150
We wiped him off the board.
479
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:37,234
That's why I went on "America's
Most Unsolved Crimes,"
480
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,859
is to make sure
all the blame stuck to him.
481
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,818
And all the pastry
stuck to me?
482
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,234
I told you I had
zero creative control.
483
00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:44,901
- [scoffs] Ohh!
- I mean, yes, I was on set
484
00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:46,442
and I sat in on casting,
485
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,025
and I did pitch that
"new Blairiff in town" line,
486
00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:49,943
but the director
came from features.
487
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:51,526
- He didn't know how TV worked.
- Whatever.
488
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,526
How's your side
of the deal going?
489
00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:54,693
Pfffft.
490
00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:56,359
Well, Dawn, not surprisingly,
491
00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,609
I'm a fucking whiz
at politics too.
492
00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:01,442
Great, well, then
it sounds like we are good.
493
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,776
- Great.
- Great.
494
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,776
Great.
Now if you'll excuse me,
495
00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:07,776
I'm gonna go celebrate.
496
00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:11,275
Mm.
Mozzarella stick?
497
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,776
Fine, but don't snooze
on these fondues.
498
00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,109
Why am I so cheese horny?
499
00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:18,609
This was a once-
in-a-generation deal, Tiff,
500
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:19,984
and it's fucked.
501
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,275
Like fully.
[scoffs]
502
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,859
The other congressmen
won't even take a piss
503
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,818
without Harris' approval.
504
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,275
- What do I do?
- I don't know.
505
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,943
Take advantage of a howler
of a happy hour menu?
506
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:30,693
- [scoffs]
- What?
507
00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:34,109
Our arrangement was just using
each other to get what we want.
508
00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:36,234
You get to be the most
powerful guy in Manhattan,
509
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,567
and I get to be married to the
most powerful guy in Manhattan.
510
00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:41,234
And that's it.
I'm just your beard, remember?
511
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:43,859
Okay.
I'm sorry I snapped.
512
00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:46,442
In my defense,
I'm under a lot of pressure,
513
00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:48,150
and I'm also on steroids.
514
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,317
Blair.
515
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,359
Just because
we're fake and married
516
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,150
doesn't mean we still
can't be real friends.
517
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,359
I agree.
518
00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:57,484
So as my best friend,
519
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,317
I'm asking you
to tell me what to do.
520
00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:01,984
Give me the full Tiff.
521
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,693
[dinner music playing]
522
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,359
[grunts]
Uhh!
523
00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:06,484
It's simple.
524
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,025
You've abandoned
what got you here.
525
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,275
Okay, you're not some
slick bullshit salesman
526
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,651
who calls people Bubby.
527
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:14,442
You're an earnest,
hardworking genius
528
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,984
who calls his bubby
every Sunday.
529
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,609
Okay, you believe
in what you're selling.
530
00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:21,234
Bank deregulation is good
for the country, right?
531
00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:23,943
So then just tell
Congressman Harris that.
532
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:27,609
Wow.
You're so right.
533
00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,776
What are you waiting for?
534
00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:35,109
[squeals]
Hot off the press.
535
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,693
Actually, they're just warm
from this pizza
536
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:40,025
that I'm carrying,
but come on, Boss,
537
00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,442
you gotta admit
that this is a dope moment.
538
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:44,275
Come on.
539
00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:46,317
- [laughs]
- Come on, girl.
540
00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,818
- Okay, it is.
- Yes!
541
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:51,317
Ever since you rescued my ass
from that secretary pool,
542
00:20:51,401 --> 00:20:54,192
you have shown us all how
to be strong, successful women.
543
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,526
- Am I right?
- Yeah.
544
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,025
When you found me,
I was the horse valet
545
00:20:57,109 --> 00:20:58,359
at Studio 54.
546
00:20:58,442 --> 00:21:00,526
- I remember.
- I was a waitress.
547
00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,984
- I was profiling you at Saks.
- [laughter]
548
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,025
That's right.
You the shit.
549
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,901
Come on, y'all.
Dawn.
550
00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:08,901
[all] Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
551
00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:12,067
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
552
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:13,609
[chanting fades]
Dawn--
553
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,984
[woman]
What's going on?
554
00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,275
Damn!
555
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,234
Good thing you don't care
about all this pressure
556
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,234
'cause they drew you in a
bikini with your bush all out.
557
00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:28,609
[laughter]
558
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:31,025
No, that's an ink blot.
559
00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:32,234
Ink don't curl
like that, girl.
560
00:21:32,317 --> 00:21:34,067
That's bush.
I know bush when I see it.
561
00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,567
Come on.
I mean, I'm sure y'all
562
00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:37,234
can see it from over there.
It's both sides.
563
00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:38,442
- Joyce.
- Who think this a bush?
564
00:21:38,526 --> 00:21:39,984
Show of hands.
565
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,234
This is like original bush.
You ain't never shave.
566
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,401
- This is like virgin...
- Shut up.
567
00:21:43,484 --> 00:21:46,150
- Curly curl--
- Shut the fuck up!
568
00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:49,275
I'm sorry.
569
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:50,609
I mean, I was just joking,
you know?
570
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:53,109
Take your bush,
get your shit,
571
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:54,818
and get the fuck out.
572
00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:57,025
You are fired.
573
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,442
But you said you didn't care
about this stuff.
574
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,484
Like, you for real?
575
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,609
What I said was
get the fuck out!
576
00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:04,776
That's what I said.
I said get the fuck out.
577
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,442
- Come on, Dawn
- You want to be next?
578
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,067
Huh?
Then get the fuck
579
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,317
- out of my face.
- Aah!
580
00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:13,067
- [screams]
- Dawn, your blood pressure.
581
00:22:13,526 --> 00:22:15,317
I swear
to fucking God, Karen.
582
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,401
I swear, if you make
one more fucking sound,
583
00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:19,442
one more sound...
584
00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:20,818
- What--
- You better not breathe.
585
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,275
- What is happening--
- You better not breathe
586
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,984
and you better not talk.
Shut the fuck up!
587
00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:29,943
- I'm gonna...
- Go!
588
00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:31,693
I'm gonna...
589
00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,984
All of you, you know what,
590
00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,984
if you don't get out of
my face, I will send you back
591
00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:40,734
to the shitholes
that I found you in.
592
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,234
Get out.
593
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,234
Sharon, get the fuck out.
Kelly, bitch, get out.
594
00:22:45,317 --> 00:22:49,401
Vanessa, get the fuck out.
Marsha, get the fuck out.
595
00:22:49,484 --> 00:22:51,317
Mm-mm-mm.
596
00:22:51,401 --> 00:22:52,984
Can you believe?
597
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,651
Can you believe the level of
disrespect from these people?
598
00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,442
We wouldn't do you
like that.
599
00:22:57,526 --> 00:22:59,401
Not us.
Three musketeers.
600
00:22:59,484 --> 00:23:01,317
And for what it's worth,
the pube thing...
601
00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:02,484
sometimes I actually prefer--
602
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,567
- Aah!
- Ooh!
603
00:23:11,943 --> 00:23:14,109
- [elevator bell dings]
- Congressman Harris?
604
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,359
Hi.
Blair Pfaff.
605
00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:18,943
You might remember me from such
clumsy attempt at briberies
606
00:23:19,025 --> 00:23:20,693
as earlier today.
Ha.
607
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,693
I just wanted to apologize.
608
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,484
And now you have.
Excuse me.
609
00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:26,859
Uh, you're right.
610
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:28,943
Bank deregulation
would benefit me greatly.
611
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:30,484
But that's precisely
why it would
612
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,234
benefit the country
even more.
613
00:23:32,317 --> 00:23:35,025
It's trickle-down economics
at its purest.
614
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,192
If you give me one hour,
615
00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:40,901
I can give you 25 reasons
why this'll make America great.
616
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,484
You have until
I get to my door.
617
00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,109
- Okay.
- And we're there.
618
00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:47,192
Uh, reason number one was
going to be an icebreaker,
619
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:48,317
so let's jump to two.
620
00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:50,275
Regulation stifles innovation.
621
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,693
Three through six were jokes,
seven was a call back to one.
622
00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,484
Eight requires a prop
that I do not have.
623
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,192
So that takes out
Nine, ten, and most of 11.
624
00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:57,734
Twelve, do you know what time
you were born?
625
00:23:57,818 --> 00:23:59,067
It doesn't matter.
Whatever you said,
626
00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,484
I was gonna
use your astrological sign
627
00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,901
to get to Taurus,
to get to Bull Market,
628
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,234
to get to 13.
629
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,901
International banks have
far fewer regulations,
630
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:07,067
which puts the U.S.
at a grave disadvantage.
631
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:08,859
Fourteenwas intermission.
Time to go "pishin".
632
00:24:08,943 --> 00:24:10,317
Welcome back.
Would anyone like a snack?
633
00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:11,776
Damn it,
I forgot the snacks
634
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:13,234
with the props in my bag
by the door.
635
00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:14,317
- Fifteen--
- Ah, I found it.
636
00:24:14,401 --> 00:24:16,275
- [keys jingle]
- Uh, big finish, sir.
637
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,275
I am the only trader
who predicted Black Monday.
638
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,234
So believe me when I say
this is only the beginning
639
00:24:20,317 --> 00:24:21,442
if we don't loosen our laws
640
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,442
to compete
with foreign powers like Japan.
641
00:24:23,526 --> 00:24:25,025
Otherwise, we might as well
start calling the White House
642
00:24:25,109 --> 00:24:27,150
the Yellow House.
643
00:24:27,859 --> 00:24:29,067
Yeah.
644
00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,234
I wasn't born
in these Bruno Maglis.
645
00:24:31,317 --> 00:24:33,109
I earned them.
646
00:24:33,192 --> 00:24:34,901
So I guess my question
for you is,
647
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,526
how'd you get yours?
648
00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,609
You wouldn't be
the first person
649
00:24:42,693 --> 00:24:44,150
to point out hypocrisy
in Washington.
650
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,359
Hmm.
651
00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:48,526
So I take that as a yes?
652
00:24:49,693 --> 00:24:51,192
That depends.
653
00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:00,651
Wait.
654
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,609
I'm not gay.
655
00:25:02,693 --> 00:25:04,734
- Neither am I.
- Oh.
656
00:25:04,818 --> 00:25:07,567
♪ melancholic music ♪
657
00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:11,609
♪
658
00:25:11,693 --> 00:25:12,818
[sighs]
659
00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:22,234
[groans]
660
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:37,651
Hey, Joyce,
uh, it's your girl, Dawn.
661
00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:40,317
Um...just sorry about earlier.
662
00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:42,317
I've been tripping.
You know you're not fired.
663
00:25:42,401 --> 00:25:47,025
So, um, call me back.
Or I'll see you in the morning.
664
00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:48,234
Bye.
665
00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:57,693
[laughing] Oh, wow.
[gasps]
666
00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,859
Can you believe
we have our own shop?
667
00:25:59,943 --> 00:26:02,359
I know, right?
Look at this place.
668
00:26:02,442 --> 00:26:04,859
Ooh, I can't wait to put
this sucker on the desk.
669
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:12,025
Mo Monroe.
Founder, CEO, MO?
670
00:26:12,109 --> 00:26:13,192
Why'd you put your name twice?
671
00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:14,693
Oh, no, no.
It wouldn't fit.
672
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,025
Ha!
Boom!
673
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:20,025
[both laugh]
674
00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,442
Ohh...
675
00:26:21,526 --> 00:26:24,192
Been waiting for this
for so long.
676
00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:25,693
Couldn't have done it
without you, baby.
677
00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:31,025
I'm so excited.
678
00:26:31,109 --> 00:26:32,651
You know we gotta
start hiring ASAP.
679
00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,526
We got to find
our first employee.
680
00:26:34,609 --> 00:26:35,859
Oh, that would be you,
right?
681
00:26:35,943 --> 00:26:38,651
I mean, you're
my number one employee, baby.
682
00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:40,484
It's always gonna be you.
Numero uno.
683
00:26:41,984 --> 00:26:44,150
Employee? [laughs]
I'm your partner.
684
00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:45,901
[laughs]
685
00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:47,901
Yeah, uh, no.
I--No.
686
00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:50,150
You're--
you're my head trader.
687
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:54,609
I--
I thought you understood.
688
00:26:54,693 --> 00:26:56,901
Dawn, I-I--
689
00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,651
Come on, I raised
the seed money.
690
00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,359
I got the seat
on the stock exchange.
691
00:27:00,442 --> 00:27:02,401
- I don't deserve this.
- Of course you do, baby.
692
00:27:02,484 --> 00:27:04,943
- You're brilliant.
- Mo, stop it, all right?
693
00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,901
I mean, I thought
we were partners.
694
00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:08,984
You just said that you couldn't
have done this without me.
695
00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,150
Yeah.
696
00:27:11,651 --> 00:27:14,067
Wow.
I can't believe this.
697
00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:15,234
You can't believe what?
698
00:27:15,317 --> 00:27:16,734
That yesterday,
you were a secretary,
699
00:27:16,818 --> 00:27:18,567
and today, you're the first
Black female head trader
700
00:27:18,651 --> 00:27:20,109
on the Street?
701
00:27:20,192 --> 00:27:22,067
Come on, Dawnie.
That's a huge promotion.
702
00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,317
I thought you'd
be happy about this.
703
00:27:25,401 --> 00:27:27,484
Look, if...
704
00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:29,317
if you don't think
this is fair,
705
00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:32,067
you can shop the deal
if you want, but...
706
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,442
where you gonna go?
707
00:27:34,526 --> 00:27:36,943
♪ somber music ♪
708
00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:40,651
♪
709
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,359
Think about it.
710
00:27:47,234 --> 00:27:49,359
[phone rings]
711
00:27:49,442 --> 00:27:51,526
Hey, Joyce, um...
712
00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:54,275
I'm so sorry.
I just...
713
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,025
I've been under
just a ton of pressure.
714
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,651
You know, running this place,
it's harder than I thought.
715
00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:01,693
I mean, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but I really--
716
00:28:01,776 --> 00:28:04,859
I really understand
where Mo was coming from.
717
00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:06,567
All these years, you know,
yeah, we could have done
718
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,317
with a lot less
face screamings,
719
00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:10,317
but, you know,
he got shit done.
720
00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:13,192
And...
[sighs]
721
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:14,984
I miss him.
722
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:18,984
Hello?
723
00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,567
Hello?
724
00:28:23,901 --> 00:28:24,984
Hello!
725
00:28:27,859 --> 00:28:29,401
Mo, Miami is the--
726
00:28:29,484 --> 00:28:30,818
Keith, I'm on the fucking--
Shit!
727
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:31,859
[phone clatters]
728
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,734
Mo, Cubano?
729
00:28:50,526 --> 00:28:52,776
[line trilling]
730
00:28:52,859 --> 00:28:55,859
[man] South Beach Motor Inn.
How can I help you?
731
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,150
Hello?
732
00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:01,275
[whispers] Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
733
00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:03,859
[gasps]
I found you.
734
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,776
You son of a bitch,
I found you.
735
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:12,109
♪ somber music ♪
736
00:29:12,192 --> 00:29:17,442
♪
737
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:49,818
♪ uneasy music ♪
738
00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:53,609
♪
739
00:29:53,693 --> 00:29:56,776
Huh.
Great news.
740
00:29:56,859 --> 00:29:58,943
I think I got you
exactly what you wanted.
741
00:30:00,609 --> 00:30:03,192
- [slurps, slurs] Revenge?
- No.
742
00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:04,943
Steak Diane
and potatoes au gratin,
743
00:30:05,025 --> 00:30:07,693
blended with a nice glass
of Chateauneuf du Pape.
744
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:09,984
- [whimpers]
- [laughs]
745
00:30:10,067 --> 00:30:12,109
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
746
00:30:12,192 --> 00:30:16,025
Yes.
Revenge, Lenny.
747
00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:17,317
Revenge.
748
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,693
- Here, drink your steak.
- [gargles]
749
00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:29,234
You call that medium-rare?
750
00:30:29,317 --> 00:30:31,984
♪ funky music ♪
751
00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:37,359
♪
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