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They say, if you wanna
tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid, my dad
traded me for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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- Daddy!
- ...I kept coming back.
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters of St.
Bernadette's taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered, I did good.
I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
Had my heart broken once or twice.
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Finding love, it's not easy.
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So I threw myself into my work,
became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard. Like out
of a plane without a parachute,
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right in your dumb
fucking face kinda hard.
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I lost all sense of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
"there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
I was the brains behind some of
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Mr. J's greatest stunts.
Not that he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was
super broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy. But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi. Hello, nice baby.
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- Here's the thing about new love...
- I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken a whip from the
pivot, catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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- What?
- I said...
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Sit your skinny ass down,
you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without
a little drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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- That was my driver.
- Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful. Especially
since I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and his obsessive-compulsive
need to be the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn.
And do give the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
told people about the breakup.
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- But you don't understand.
- Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him give you shit, okay?
You have to stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please. I give it a few days
before they're back together.
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Even when I did try and tell
people, they didn't believe me.
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Come on. She told me they're
really broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell. That's why she's
still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running right back into
his arms the minute he snaps his fingers.
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If not him, the next closest
alpha male with a pulse.
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Some people just aren't
born to stand on their own.
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- Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
some way to show the world
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that I'd cut ties with Mr. J
for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the
Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic
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industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
I have all my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck?
Hey! Hey! Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure I needed.
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A fresh start.
A chance to be my own woman.
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But I wasn't the only dame
in Gotham looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
so I'll start where I fucking want.
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- Meet the cop.
- I got 50 says it was turf war.
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- Not him.
- Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
she's always saying cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics check for a bullet
in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago, she broke
a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the time
took all the credit.
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So while he made captain, she got stuck
at detective level with this idiot.
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- Okay, you think one guy got all four?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying, we got four
dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry.
Go ahead and work. Go ahead.
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The shooter got close
before drawing. Six rounds.
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- Two for each of these three.
- Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.
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- Look at this. Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow through his throat...
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She wanted him to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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- And he's got a new assassin.
- Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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Detective.
Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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- Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.
- What?
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This was their spot. She just publicly
updated her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn that a lot of
people in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of that list
is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced my hand here.
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack job with the penchant
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
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aka Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me dead
hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon, American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents,
okay? I promise.
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That's all the money I got
in the world, and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that his cheese slices
are always six months out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal. No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had been six short hours
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've dared
come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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- Ooh!
- Freeze!
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And what's worse? Every person
I ever wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out
I wronged a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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- And then...
- We're gonna get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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for me to see that
the target on my back
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was bigger than I thought.
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Freeze!
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With the walls
closing in around me,
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I made a carefully calculated,
highly strategic move.
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Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
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That felt pretty great.
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Sorry for busting in on you like that,
but thanks for the shortcut.
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- See ya. Oh!
- There she is.
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- Harley Quinn.
- Yeah?
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- I've waited a long time for this.
- You have?
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Oh... I haven't had breakfast yet.
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- What did I do to you?
- Are you serious?
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Look at my face.
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Look at my face!
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Oh...
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- That wasn't me.
- But you dared him to do it.
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Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
to do a lot of things, okay?
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- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
- I know.
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That means there's
no one here to stop me.
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- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
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Ooh. A penny.
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They're shooting arrows now?
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Ah, crap. Him, too?
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Parley?
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Fuck, Montoya, you smell
like a dead rat's asshole.
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- Not today, Simpson.
- Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
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Respect your elders.
I mean, your elderly.
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You're only a few years younger than me,
and you're still behind that desk.
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You wanna go there?
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Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
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Cassandra Cain,
back already?
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Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
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What? No comeback?
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You all right?
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You smell like shit.
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Yo, Simpson.
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Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
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These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
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The Sionis family name is on half
the museums and schools in Gotham.
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And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
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Montoya's day is going
almost as badly as mine.
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Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
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That's him. He had four people
killed alone last night.
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If Sionis is such a mastermind, how'd he
get fired from his own fucking company?
245
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,716
The Janus Corporation
is his father's company, thank you.
246
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,812
And by the way,
they cut him off.
247
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:50,710
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
248
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,765
To make matters worse, the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
249
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:56,309
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
250
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,729
There's a shipment coming in.
251
00:18:58,811 --> 00:19:00,771
- Drugs?
- A diamond.
252
00:19:00,851 --> 00:19:03,004
Wow, Montoya. Should we call
the Feds for backup?
253
00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:05,307
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
254
00:19:05,342 --> 00:19:08,674
His driver. He said that Roman
couldn't stop talking about this thing.
255
00:19:08,754 --> 00:19:10,780
And he said that he overheard
something about laser-encoding.
256
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:14,836
Now, I did some research.
I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
257
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:17,776
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
258
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:21,633
Quick history lesson. Fifteen years
ago, one of the wealthiest
259
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,823
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
260
00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:26,732
It was a power grab,
but the real target
261
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:31,019
was the Bertinellis' super-secret
offshore bank accounts,
262
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:34,163
the details of which were said
to be encoded in the atomic structure
263
00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:38,669
of a 30-carat diamond.
The rock was lost.
264
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:41,745
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
265
00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:46,344
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis
is trying to get his hands on it.
266
00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:49,856
That's what makes him so dangerous.
He's already building an army.
267
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:52,839
If he gets the diamond, he'll
have all the money and connections
268
00:19:52,919 --> 00:19:57,697
to bribe every single judge and cop
he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
269
00:19:57,777 --> 00:20:02,368
- You said you had someone on the inside?
- Yes. He's...
270
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:06,684
- He's no longer there, but...
- So basically, you have nothing.
271
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,759
You are trying to go after
272
00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:11,720
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
273
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,753
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
274
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,756
Well, you know, the DA's office
is building a case against him, too.
275
00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:20,874
- Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
- If the DA is willing to throw himself
276
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:24,857
- out in front of this, it's fine with me.
- Captain, no.
277
00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:29,393
Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible
connection to Sionis, all right?
278
00:20:29,785 --> 00:20:31,738
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
279
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:34,834
This is my case, okay? I've been
working on this for six months.
280
00:20:34,915 --> 00:20:39,235
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
281
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:41,817
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
282
00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:47,732
Look, I'm sorry about
that, but I...
283
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:50,797
That is my job you are fucking with.
What is wrong with you, Renee?
284
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,368
- Me? He gave my case away.
- Oh, poor Renee.
285
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,739
Why don't you pour yourself
a drink? It's almost noon.
286
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,821
Wow.
287
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,745
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
288
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:05,758
Why the fuck haven't you been picking
up your phone? We've got a situation.
289
00:21:05,838 --> 00:21:08,740
- What... What situation?
- You didn't hear this from me,
290
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,805
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
291
00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:12,900
She's got the diamond, and
trust me, Roman will kill her.
292
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,850
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
- This kid.
293
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,885
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
294
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:21,346
Holy fuck.
295
00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:33,970
- Can I help you?
- Why, yes. Yes, you can.
296
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,224
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
297
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:40,446
And what terrible crime is that?
298
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,904
This one.
299
00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:03,269
Hi, boys.
300
00:22:07,925 --> 00:22:09,927
Meeting's over.
301
00:23:07,926 --> 00:23:10,319
Run, piggy, run.
302
00:23:18,018 --> 00:23:20,020
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
303
00:23:21,561 --> 00:23:25,893
Hold up, hold up. I'm telling
this all wrong. Let's rewind.
304
00:23:25,974 --> 00:23:28,969
For you to understand why me,
the cop, and that dame on the toilet...
305
00:23:29,049 --> 00:23:30,043
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
306
00:23:30,123 --> 00:23:32,984
...are all looking for
this Cain character.
307
00:23:33,064 --> 00:23:35,487
I gotta take you back
a few days,
308
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,449
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
309
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:47,373
This is a man's world
310
00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:54,545
This is a man's world...
311
00:23:54,937 --> 00:23:58,549
- This is Dinah Lance.
- But it would be nothing
312
00:23:58,941 --> 00:24:03,553
- But she prefers Black Canary.
- Nothing...
313
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,931
- She's got a killer voice.
- Without a woman or a girl...
314
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,069
But there was some other shit
going down that night.
315
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,956
...short notice like this.
316
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:14,062
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
317
00:24:14,142 --> 00:24:18,557
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
318
00:24:18,636 --> 00:24:22,101
The Golden Lions can't just
wander into Gotham National Bank.
319
00:24:22,181 --> 00:24:26,574
I can.
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
320
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,931
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
321
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:33,027
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
322
00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:36,081
I'm building something special.
323
00:24:36,161 --> 00:24:38,980
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
324
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,056
But with all due respect,
325
00:24:42,136 --> 00:24:44,528
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
326
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:48,040
Fuck family. All due respect,
but fuck that.
327
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,013
Family's a fucking illusion. You know
what my family gave me? Nothing.
328
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:55,119
I know what everyone says.
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
329
00:24:55,199 --> 00:24:57,623
"He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
330
00:24:58,015 --> 00:24:59,958
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
331
00:25:00,038 --> 00:25:02,575
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
332
00:25:04,113 --> 00:25:06,631
But look at me now.
333
00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:11,082
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
I'm about to own this city.
334
00:25:11,162 --> 00:25:15,054
Not just the East End.
I am thinking big, baby.
335
00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:20,080
And I want you there with me.
We could make our own family.
336
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,988
Mr. Sionis,
the Golden Lions have operated
337
00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:25,070
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
338
00:25:26,205 --> 00:25:28,628
We have no need
of your protection.
339
00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:31,579
He's gonna regret that.
340
00:25:40,104 --> 00:25:42,181
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
341
00:25:42,261 --> 00:25:44,110
Run it by
that beautiful wife of yours,
342
00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:46,999
and I'll come see you at
the docks, day after tomorrow.
343
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,081
Okay?
344
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:59,187
This is a man's world
345
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,991
It would be nothing
346
00:26:02,071 --> 00:26:04,073
Without a woman or a girl...
347
00:26:05,157 --> 00:26:08,038
Who's having a good time?
You are.
348
00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:11,040
- Lost in the wilderness...
- Food is good?
349
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,148
- Do you need any more cocktails?
- Lost in the bitterness...
350
00:26:14,228 --> 00:26:18,621
- Your good health.
- He's lost in the loneliness...
351
00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:22,082
He's lost
352
00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:25,638
This is a man's world
353
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:28,713
It wouldn't be nothing
354
00:26:38,165 --> 00:26:42,496
Without a woman or a girl
355
00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:47,167
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
356
00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:50,169
- Come on!
- He calls her his little bird,
357
00:26:50,249 --> 00:26:54,580
and he's got her wrapped
right around his fancy little finger.
358
00:26:59,215 --> 00:27:02,281
- Here you go, Canary.
- Thank you.
359
00:27:03,146 --> 00:27:05,705
How do you spell "mercenary"?
360
00:27:06,285 --> 00:27:08,520
Merceninny...
361
00:27:09,204 --> 00:27:11,206
Merceran?
362
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:19,247
Singer lady woman!
363
00:27:19,327 --> 00:27:22,188
You're really, really good.
364
00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:24,270
Yeah.
365
00:27:29,294 --> 00:27:31,769
Know what a harlequin is?
366
00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:36,293
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
367
00:27:36,374 --> 00:27:38,254
Oof!
368
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:40,579
Ouch!
369
00:27:43,339 --> 00:27:46,565
A harlequin's role
370
00:27:47,258 --> 00:27:49,608
is to serve.
371
00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:52,121
An audience.
372
00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:54,582
A master.
373
00:27:56,391 --> 00:28:00,566
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
374
00:28:02,231 --> 00:28:06,801
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
375
00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:19,360
Yeah, I don't know who you think
I am, lady, but I'm not her.
376
00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,671
Puddin' and I broke up.
377
00:28:30,391 --> 00:28:33,617
I haven't told that to anyone.
378
00:28:34,342 --> 00:28:36,295
Yeah.
379
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,704
For good this time.
380
00:28:40,275 --> 00:28:43,803
And for the first time
in a long time,
381
00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:47,660
I'm all on my lonesome.
382
00:28:52,202 --> 00:28:54,204
It's great.
383
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:58,764
Welcome to the club.
384
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,318
Thanks.
385
00:29:01,398 --> 00:29:05,332
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
386
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,292
- Yes!
- Yeah?
387
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,179
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
388
00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:11,724
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
389
00:29:14,357 --> 00:29:16,359
Hey.
390
00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:27,842
We're all good here.
391
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,334
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
392
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,681
No.
393
00:29:47,283 --> 00:29:49,351
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
394
00:29:49,431 --> 00:29:52,290
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
395
00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:55,293
- Are we getting breakfast?
- Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
396
00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:58,233
This is my friend.
I told you all about...
397
00:29:58,314 --> 00:30:01,821
- Hey, get the door, man. There we go.
- Wait.
398
00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:05,209
- Isn't that Joker's girl?
- Not anymore.
399
00:30:05,289 --> 00:30:08,304
- Got room for one more?
- Hey.
400
00:30:08,385 --> 00:30:10,386
Huh?
401
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,823
I don't need your help.
I got this.
402
00:30:16,372 --> 00:30:18,784
You got this?
You sure about that?
403
00:30:19,311 --> 00:30:21,313
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
404
00:30:24,347 --> 00:30:26,708
Uh...
405
00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:38,370
You got this!
406
00:30:39,308 --> 00:30:41,773
You motherfucker!
407
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,387
Whoo!
408
00:30:48,358 --> 00:30:50,907
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
409
00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:54,430
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
410
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:57,257
All these years,
I thought she was just a pretty face
411
00:30:57,338 --> 00:30:59,728
and a fine set of lungs.
412
00:31:00,431 --> 00:31:02,353
Ooh.
413
00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,900
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
414
00:31:14,517 --> 00:31:16,867
That's my little bird.
415
00:31:19,469 --> 00:31:22,945
Don't touch
what you can't afford, mister.
416
00:31:23,390 --> 00:31:25,391
Shut up.
417
00:31:26,381 --> 00:31:28,889
Oh, songbird.
418
00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:31,828
You drive
as good as you fight?
419
00:31:34,368 --> 00:31:37,353
- Who's asking?
- The boss.
420
00:31:37,433 --> 00:31:39,435
You're getting promoted.
421
00:31:41,593 --> 00:31:44,379
- You're his new driver.
- Huh. Thanks,
422
00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:47,393
but I think I'm good
with the singing gig.
423
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,834
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
424
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:54,515
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
425
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:57,413
So, that's how Canary
got herself a job
426
00:31:57,493 --> 00:31:59,978
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
427
00:32:00,548 --> 00:32:03,502
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
428
00:32:03,582 --> 00:32:06,871
without the help of yours truly.
429
00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:15,582
Morning.
430
00:32:25,959 --> 00:32:29,911
- You're the one who wanted the kid!
- I never wanted her!
431
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,915
Let me guess. Parents?
432
00:32:34,484 --> 00:32:37,479
- Foster parents.
- Right.
433
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,512
Sorry, kid.
434
00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:42,025
Sorry about your face.
435
00:32:42,532 --> 00:32:45,361
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
436
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:48,906
You should've seen
the other guy.
437
00:32:50,644 --> 00:32:52,513
Uh...
438
00:32:52,593 --> 00:32:55,370
I want that kid out
of my fucking house!
439
00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:57,935
You know, kid, not every day
is gonna be like this.
440
00:32:58,547 --> 00:33:00,938
You just gotta hang in there.
441
00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:08,862
Get something to eat.
442
00:33:09,671 --> 00:33:12,939
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
443
00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:23,548
Don't talk to me like that.
444
00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:27,409
Canary spends the next week
445
00:33:27,489 --> 00:33:31,028
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
446
00:33:39,677 --> 00:33:41,567
Ew. Okay.
447
00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:44,612
What she didn't know is that
driving Mr. Face-peely-pants
448
00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:47,469
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
449
00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:50,024
of my favorite little piggy.
450
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:53,422
- Dinah Lance?
- Who the hell are you?
451
00:33:53,502 --> 00:33:56,967
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
452
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:03,025
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
453
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,557
Oh, really?
454
00:34:04,637 --> 00:34:08,999
He told me that there was a
shipment coming in. A diamond.
455
00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:11,487
A very special diamond.
456
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,974
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
457
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,598
Do you know
who you're working for?
458
00:34:19,723 --> 00:34:23,543
Damn right, I do. He's the man who
gave me a job. Took me off the streets.
459
00:34:23,623 --> 00:34:26,503
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
460
00:34:26,584 --> 00:34:29,464
A criminal. A murderer.
461
00:34:29,544 --> 00:34:32,568
What would your mother think of you
working for a guy like that, huh?
462
00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:36,659
You have the same power she had. Don't
you think she would want you to use it?
463
00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:38,639
The hell do you know
about my mother?
464
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,673
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
465
00:34:41,753 --> 00:34:44,134
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
466
00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:46,657
She was a damn good woman.
467
00:34:46,737 --> 00:34:50,922
The kind of woman who put
everyone else's lives before her own.
468
00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:53,632
And when she was found
dead in the street,
469
00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:57,136
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
470
00:34:57,757 --> 00:35:01,670
Now you wanna come and knock on
my door and ask me to help you out
471
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:04,132
and make
the same mistake she did?
472
00:35:05,713 --> 00:35:09,032
Yeah. Good luck with that.
473
00:35:09,757 --> 00:35:14,130
That's fair enough.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
474
00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:17,587
For the record,
475
00:35:17,723 --> 00:35:21,188
that would never happen
on my watch.
476
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,173
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
477
00:35:26,637 --> 00:35:29,155
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
478
00:35:29,547 --> 00:35:31,980
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
479
00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:36,577
It sure did, boss.
It sure fucking did.
480
00:35:36,657 --> 00:35:39,132
Crossbow Killer
481
00:35:39,753 --> 00:35:43,698
struck again last night.
Rossi and four of his guys.
482
00:35:43,778 --> 00:35:46,700
People don't kill people I own
without my permission.
483
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,702
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
484
00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:50,611
- You know that!
- I know it.
485
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:53,644
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
486
00:35:53,725 --> 00:35:56,168
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
487
00:35:56,768 --> 00:35:58,711
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
488
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:00,672
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
489
00:36:00,752 --> 00:36:03,580
We're just finishing up a
little business. Look around.
490
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,613
- You're late.
- It's fine.
491
00:36:05,693 --> 00:36:07,605
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
492
00:36:07,685 --> 00:36:10,045
No. Isn't this stunning?
493
00:36:11,594 --> 00:36:14,236
That is a Chokwe mask.
494
00:36:14,753 --> 00:36:17,645
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
495
00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:19,689
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
496
00:36:19,769 --> 00:36:22,524
I've never been.
I've heard it's beautiful.
497
00:36:22,604 --> 00:36:27,737
It's dirty. Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
498
00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:31,553
Shuar of Ecuador. They're
amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
499
00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,576
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
500
00:36:33,656 --> 00:36:37,621
They boil the heads of their enemies
and they make these little fellas.
501
00:36:37,701 --> 00:36:39,592
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
502
00:36:39,672 --> 00:36:42,667
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
503
00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:44,658
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
504
00:36:44,738 --> 00:36:46,608
And now he's just an ornament
in my living room.
505
00:36:46,688 --> 00:36:48,662
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
506
00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:50,611
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
507
00:36:50,691 --> 00:36:52,790
As you can see, they have
all the acupuncture points.
508
00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:56,273
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
509
00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,609
Ace Chemicals
got blown sky high last night.
510
00:36:59,690 --> 00:37:03,103
All right, all right, let's find
the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
511
00:37:03,662 --> 00:37:06,720
- Is he an acupuncture model, too?
- He is not an acupuncture model.
512
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,796
This is a statue of me. It was made
by a very famous Gotham artist...
513
00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:12,195
Harley Quinn did it.
514
00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:15,270
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
515
00:37:15,787 --> 00:37:17,789
They split.
516
00:37:17,893 --> 00:37:20,223
What's wrong with you, Victor?
517
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:23,746
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
518
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,300
This is spectacular news!
519
00:37:26,839 --> 00:37:29,283
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
520
00:37:29,674 --> 00:37:32,733
Have the boys go find her. Round her up,
bring her back. I want her.
521
00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:34,745
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
522
00:37:34,825 --> 00:37:37,290
Something super-duper
important, okay?
523
00:37:37,314 --> 00:37:39,552
- I'll go with you.
- Yeah, go with Victor.
524
00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:41,814
- It's just a pickup.
- No, he's harmless.
525
00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:44,244
Do as you're told. Go.
526
00:37:58,773 --> 00:38:01,780
- All right. We can go.
- I'll take that.
527
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:05,739
- Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.
- Go get your car.
528
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,840
That rock. That rock's
about to become the key
529
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,188
to whether or not I live to
enjoy my newfound independence.
530
00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:21,683
- Get off me.
- What the hell are you doing here?
531
00:38:21,763 --> 00:38:25,172
You're not the only one who makes
money off of dumb, rich, white people.
532
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,731
Well, you know what? One day you're
gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
533
00:38:28,811 --> 00:38:31,244
Okay. Whatever.
534
00:38:33,857 --> 00:38:36,238
Dumb-ass kids.
535
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:40,169
Excuse me. Sorry.
536
00:38:49,809 --> 00:38:53,274
- I really like your earrings.
- Why, thank you.
537
00:38:54,824 --> 00:38:57,153
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
538
00:38:58,942 --> 00:39:02,835
- Get off of me!
- That little girl took my watch.
539
00:39:02,915 --> 00:39:05,233
I didn't do nothing.
540
00:39:07,783 --> 00:39:10,769
Where the fuck's the diamond?
I just fucking had it.
541
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,851
Cass!
542
00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:15,710
Wait!
543
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,792
Wait, wait!
544
00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,756
Halt!
545
00:39:19,836 --> 00:39:21,838
Fuck!
546
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:45,893
In the storytelling business,
this dummy swallowing that diamond
547
00:39:45,973 --> 00:39:48,964
is called a complication.
548
00:39:49,914 --> 00:39:54,203
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
549
00:39:56,805 --> 00:39:58,807
Parley?
550
00:40:00,903 --> 00:40:03,888
- We lost the diamond.
- What?
551
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,858
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
552
00:40:05,938 --> 00:40:08,372
We never even
got our hands on it.
553
00:40:09,828 --> 00:40:11,759
Ow!
554
00:40:11,839 --> 00:40:13,813
Help!
555
00:40:13,893 --> 00:40:17,017
Get out! Get out of here!
You, too! Go!
556
00:40:17,098 --> 00:40:20,383
With your fucking sage
stinking my place up. Fuck off!
557
00:40:20,816 --> 00:40:22,977
- Here she is.
- She's a child!
558
00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:25,793
- She's just a kid.
- She's... What?
559
00:40:25,873 --> 00:40:27,899
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
560
00:40:27,979 --> 00:40:30,922
Fuck off! Get out.
Fucking out!
561
00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:34,759
Fuck! These are my things.
This diamond is my things.
562
00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:37,866
My things! Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
563
00:40:37,946 --> 00:40:39,784
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
564
00:40:39,864 --> 00:40:41,866
Why?
565
00:40:42,836 --> 00:40:46,906
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
I promise.
566
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:52,339
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
567
00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:55,414
Blow off a little steam.
568
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,489
Yeah, I have wanted to do that
for quite some time.
569
00:41:00,081 --> 00:41:03,380
Okay. I'll go get changed.
570
00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:20,374
Shit, Cass.
571
00:41:25,061 --> 00:41:28,485
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
572
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,913
We're working on it.
573
00:41:30,993 --> 00:41:34,282
Now, let's go have a little fun.
574
00:41:38,886 --> 00:41:43,049
Harleen Quinzel.
575
00:41:43,129 --> 00:41:45,131
Whoo!
576
00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:48,008
Hiya, Romy.
577
00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:50,983
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
578
00:41:51,063 --> 00:41:52,975
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
579
00:41:53,055 --> 00:41:55,467
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
580
00:41:55,954 --> 00:41:58,865
Breaking his driver's legs. There's
that time I called it an "expresso."
581
00:41:58,945 --> 00:42:01,410
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
582
00:42:05,129 --> 00:42:07,998
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
583
00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:10,333
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
584
00:42:10,432 --> 00:42:14,067
You're gonna do that thing where you open
up a weird-ass case of torture devices
585
00:42:14,147 --> 00:42:18,039
while inexplicably detailing your
master plan and how I don't fit into it.
586
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,052
- I'm building a better...
- Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
587
00:42:21,132 --> 00:42:24,355
You're building a criminal empire because
Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.
588
00:42:24,392 --> 00:42:26,025
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
589
00:42:26,106 --> 00:42:28,016
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
590
00:42:28,096 --> 00:42:31,895
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
591
00:42:31,975 --> 00:42:33,918
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
592
00:42:33,998 --> 00:42:35,971
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
593
00:42:36,051 --> 00:42:39,119
Now you're gonna say that you
wanna kill me to set an example.
594
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,492
- Christ, you're boring.
- I wanna kill you...
595
00:42:42,573 --> 00:42:45,471
- Shit.
- ...because without the Joker around,
596
00:42:46,988 --> 00:42:48,990
I can.
597
00:42:51,138 --> 00:42:55,948
For all your noise and bluster,
you're just a silly little girl
598
00:42:56,028 --> 00:42:58,690
with no one around
to protect her.
599
00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:04,281
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
600
00:43:04,368 --> 00:43:06,019
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
601
00:43:06,099 --> 00:43:09,919
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
Come on. There's gotta be something,
602
00:43:09,999 --> 00:43:12,001
something we can figure out.
Hey!
603
00:43:12,116 --> 00:43:14,120
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
604
00:43:14,201 --> 00:43:18,069
You lost something.
I heard you say it. A diamond.
605
00:43:22,979 --> 00:43:24,981
Yeah.
606
00:43:25,127 --> 00:43:27,122
I can help you find it.
607
00:43:27,202 --> 00:43:30,594
Seriously. Look in my pocket.
608
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:35,991
Other pocket.
609
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:46,055
I'm starting up
my own business.
610
00:43:46,135 --> 00:43:48,137
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
611
00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:54,522
I know the East End
better than anybody.
612
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,066
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
613
00:43:58,146 --> 00:44:01,944
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
614
00:44:02,024 --> 00:44:04,061
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
615
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,125
If you let me go,
616
00:44:06,205 --> 00:44:10,129
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
617
00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:12,632
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
618
00:44:13,024 --> 00:44:14,575
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
619
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:17,073
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
620
00:44:17,153 --> 00:44:19,155
You're so tiresome!
621
00:44:20,145 --> 00:44:25,142
If you want my mercy, shut that hole
in the middle of your face and listen.
622
00:44:25,222 --> 00:44:28,511
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
623
00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:39,040
A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental
624
00:44:39,121 --> 00:44:42,680
But diamonds are
a girl's best friend
625
00:44:44,073 --> 00:44:46,203
A kiss may be grand
626
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:50,666
But it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat
627
00:44:51,058 --> 00:44:53,680
Or help you at the automat
628
00:44:56,146 --> 00:44:58,067
Diamonds
629
00:44:58,148 --> 00:44:59,089
I will be waiting.
630
00:44:59,169 --> 00:45:00,121
Diamonds
631
00:45:00,201 --> 00:45:01,164
Diamonds
632
00:45:01,244 --> 00:45:03,083
The diamond.
633
00:45:03,163 --> 00:45:04,156
Diamonds
634
00:45:04,236 --> 00:45:06,231
Romy, Roman.
635
00:45:06,311 --> 00:45:08,557
I will be waiting.
636
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:11,183
But diamonds
637
00:45:11,263 --> 00:45:14,552
Diamonds are a girl's best
638
00:45:18,176 --> 00:45:20,579
I'll give you till midnight.
639
00:45:21,241 --> 00:45:24,216
And then I'm gonna peel off
that pretty face
640
00:45:24,296 --> 00:45:26,625
and pickle it.
641
00:45:27,153 --> 00:45:29,154
Okay?
642
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,246
Call me old-fashioned,
but I always thought the guy
643
00:45:34,326 --> 00:45:36,645
was meant to
get the girl a diamond.
644
00:45:41,332 --> 00:45:44,234
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
645
00:45:44,314 --> 00:45:46,257
Let's make it half a mil.
646
00:45:46,337 --> 00:45:49,071
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
647
00:45:49,151 --> 00:45:51,752
Send it to
every mercenary in Gotham.
648
00:45:52,227 --> 00:45:54,191
Oh, hey, you're that singer
no one listens to.
649
00:45:54,271 --> 00:45:56,725
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
650
00:46:14,279 --> 00:46:17,169
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
651
00:46:17,249 --> 00:46:20,131
We've got a situation.
This kid, she's got the diamond.
652
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,122
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
653
00:46:22,202 --> 00:46:24,204
Holy fuck.
654
00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,066
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
655
00:46:29,146 --> 00:46:31,148
Okay. Now we're good.
656
00:46:34,286 --> 00:46:36,287
Cell seven.
657
00:46:40,354 --> 00:46:42,797
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
658
00:46:45,316 --> 00:46:47,318
Hey, I know that guy.
659
00:47:05,396 --> 00:47:08,266
Access denied. Access denied.
660
00:47:08,346 --> 00:47:10,728
Access denied. Access denied.
661
00:47:11,391 --> 00:47:13,208
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
662
00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:16,628
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
663
00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:21,644
Hmm. Perfect.
664
00:47:36,371 --> 00:47:39,336
- Hold up, hold up. Remember me?
- She stole my car!
665
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:41,191
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
666
00:47:41,271 --> 00:47:43,141
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
667
00:47:43,221 --> 00:47:45,164
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
668
00:47:45,244 --> 00:47:47,176
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
669
00:47:47,256 --> 00:47:50,199
- Yeah, sorry about that.
- You're dead!
670
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,254
- I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
- Hey, kid.
671
00:47:53,334 --> 00:47:55,371
- You're that psycho from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
672
00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:58,224
- Are you Cassandra Cain?
- Yeah.
673
00:48:10,361 --> 00:48:12,362
I need to know where...
674
00:48:23,247 --> 00:48:26,302
- Hold, please.
- Harley...
675
00:49:46,425 --> 00:49:48,427
Hmm.
676
00:49:51,482 --> 00:49:53,749
I got you, you little shit.
677
00:49:54,495 --> 00:49:56,496
Who are you guys?
678
00:49:57,414 --> 00:49:59,416
Go, go, go.
679
00:50:01,501 --> 00:50:03,503
Keep the kid alive.
680
00:51:01,493 --> 00:51:03,494
Mmm!
681
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,582
A little help.
682
00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:14,589
Mmm...
683
00:52:24,567 --> 00:52:26,917
Does she have to keep running?
684
00:52:55,522 --> 00:52:58,132
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
685
00:53:00,557 --> 00:53:02,573
- You!
- You!
686
00:53:02,653 --> 00:53:04,951
Step away from the kid.
687
00:53:05,604 --> 00:53:09,423
- Drop it.
- The phone?
688
00:53:09,503 --> 00:53:11,505
Sure.
689
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,601
Mmm.
690
00:53:45,535 --> 00:53:47,457
Whoa.
691
00:53:47,537 --> 00:53:51,013
Oh, good. You're awake.
Toss that for me, will ya?
692
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,536
What the fuck?
693
00:54:06,616 --> 00:54:08,517
Who did I just blow up?
694
00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:10,540
Either someone
who wants me dead,
695
00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:13,991
or someone looking to collect the
half-million dollar reward on your head.
696
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,503
- Half a million dollars?
- Yeah.
697
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,090
Do I look like I'm
worth half a million dollars?
698
00:54:20,576 --> 00:54:22,497
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
699
00:54:22,578 --> 00:54:25,719
- Now, uncuff me.
- Oh, sure.
700
00:54:25,799 --> 00:54:29,636
- As soon as you give me the diamond.
- What diamond?
701
00:54:35,662 --> 00:54:37,664
Fuck you!
702
00:54:38,665 --> 00:54:40,667
Look at me.
703
00:54:42,721 --> 00:54:46,561
What? I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
704
00:54:46,641 --> 00:54:48,646
The inflection in your voice,
the way you can't hold eye contact,
705
00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:50,544
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
706
00:54:50,624 --> 00:54:54,557
all suggest that you do. Now, you
can give it to me, or I can give you
707
00:54:54,637 --> 00:54:57,758
to the man that diamond belongs to. But
trust me when I say, you're not gonna like
708
00:54:57,838 --> 00:55:00,001
what he's gonna do to ya.
709
00:55:00,602 --> 00:55:03,129
Now, hand it over.
710
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:06,131
Yeah, not gonna happen.
711
00:55:07,628 --> 00:55:09,728
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
712
00:55:09,808 --> 00:55:12,378
- One more time.
- I can't give it to you.
713
00:55:12,713 --> 00:55:15,223
- Why not?
- Because I ate it, okay?
714
00:55:22,641 --> 00:55:24,643
Yes.
715
00:55:24,727 --> 00:55:27,122
What are we even doing here?
716
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:30,028
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
717
00:55:30,669 --> 00:55:32,671
This way,
718
00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,125
or this way.
719
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,647
That's what I thought.
Also, I'm outta groceries.
720
00:55:43,723 --> 00:55:47,053
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
721
00:55:47,654 --> 00:55:49,321
Hey, where did you get...
722
00:55:49,383 --> 00:55:51,586
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
723
00:55:51,678 --> 00:55:53,569
you haven't even
thought about my left...
724
00:55:53,649 --> 00:55:56,051
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
725
00:55:59,810 --> 00:56:02,171
I'll have to learn that one.
726
00:56:02,802 --> 00:56:04,662
Can we get this?
727
00:56:04,742 --> 00:56:06,789
You're not gonna try
to run, are you?
728
00:56:06,869 --> 00:56:09,302
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
729
00:56:09,694 --> 00:56:12,679
I figure I'm better off with the person
who's not gonna cut me open.
730
00:56:12,759 --> 00:56:15,651
Fine. But if you try to run,
I will kill you.
731
00:56:15,731 --> 00:56:18,175
I do not care
that you're a kid.
732
00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:22,758
I saw that.
733
00:56:22,852 --> 00:56:25,754
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
734
00:56:25,834 --> 00:56:29,310
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
735
00:56:29,701 --> 00:56:32,822
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
736
00:56:32,902 --> 00:56:37,639
How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
Woman to woman.
737
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,674
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
738
00:56:41,754 --> 00:56:43,687
I mean, how do I be like you?
739
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:47,315
Well, except for the crazy
part. But other than that.
740
00:56:47,811 --> 00:56:50,776
Number one, no one is like me.
741
00:56:50,856 --> 00:56:53,831
If you wanted to even come close,
you would have to go to medical school.
742
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:58,710
Become a psychiatrist, work in an
asylum. Fall in love with your patient,
743
00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:01,775
break said patient out of said asylum.
Begin a life of crime.
744
00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:03,861
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
745
00:57:03,941 --> 00:57:05,821
Get arrested by the Batman.
746
00:57:05,901 --> 00:57:07,749
Go back to jail, get out of
jail with a bomb on your neck.
747
00:57:07,829 --> 00:57:09,647
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
748
00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:11,784
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
749
00:57:11,864 --> 00:57:14,173
and going out on your own.
750
00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:19,885
Number two...
Six bucks for tap water
751
00:57:19,965 --> 00:57:23,855
with a fucking cucumber stick in it?
That's crazy.
752
00:57:24,824 --> 00:57:27,226
I'm not shopping
at this store.
753
00:57:28,838 --> 00:57:32,897
I'm robbing this store.
Consider this your first lesson.
754
00:57:32,977 --> 00:57:36,151
Paying is for dummies.
755
00:57:41,871 --> 00:57:43,667
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
756
00:57:43,747 --> 00:57:45,749
Move it!
757
00:57:50,764 --> 00:57:52,766
Whoops. Ah...
758
00:57:53,996 --> 00:57:57,316
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
759
00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,767
Lotus flower!
760
00:58:01,847 --> 00:58:03,925
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
761
00:58:04,005 --> 00:58:06,719
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
762
00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,920
He knows everything and everyone. Nothing
happens around here, let me tell you,
763
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,393
without Doc knowing about it.
And he happens to be the only person
764
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,811
who actually cares about me.
765
00:58:16,891 --> 00:58:18,730
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
766
00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:21,910
She's been ordering #32
with extra chili for many years.
767
00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:25,746
Lesson number two,
you always want extra chili with #32.
768
00:58:25,826 --> 00:58:27,725
So you don't have
to taste his cooking.
769
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,345
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
770
00:58:30,810 --> 00:58:35,214
- Everyone's looking for you. And you.
- We know.
771
00:58:35,294 --> 00:58:38,310
I'm telling you, if you want
boys to respect you,
772
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,760
you have to show them
that you're serious.
773
00:58:41,289 --> 00:58:43,805
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
774
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:46,902
Nothing gets a guy's attention
like violence.
775
00:58:47,294 --> 00:58:49,268
Shut that door. Lock it.
776
00:58:49,348 --> 00:58:51,802
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
777
00:59:02,349 --> 00:59:05,460
This place... Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
778
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:07,858
...is so fucking dope.
779
00:59:09,501 --> 00:59:12,445
Oh, shit. Is that
a hyena in a bathtub?
780
00:59:12,525 --> 00:59:15,886
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
781
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,429
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
782
00:59:18,509 --> 00:59:22,955
Aren't you, my little baby?
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
783
00:59:23,347 --> 00:59:25,348
I love you.
784
00:59:26,474 --> 00:59:29,491
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
785
00:59:29,571 --> 00:59:34,747
Who, that? It's Cass.
786
00:59:36,535 --> 00:59:38,537
You're so pretty.
787
00:59:40,352 --> 00:59:42,354
Who's this?
788
00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:44,369
It's a beaver.
789
00:59:44,449 --> 00:59:46,451
Hmm.
790
00:59:48,359 --> 00:59:52,784
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
791
00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:56,418
What's this?
792
00:59:59,452 --> 01:00:01,833
It's art. Don't touch.
793
01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:06,472
He your ex or something?
794
01:00:06,552 --> 01:00:08,850
You don't know who that is?
795
01:00:09,576 --> 01:00:11,331
The Joker.
796
01:00:11,411 --> 01:00:15,490
The Clown Prince of Crime?
My former partner in madness?
797
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,348
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
798
01:00:18,428 --> 01:00:22,852
- You've never heard of him?
- Well, sounds like a dick.
799
01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:27,498
Huh.
800
01:00:36,527 --> 01:00:38,529
Milk.
801
01:00:48,496 --> 01:00:52,378
I'm not going soft
or nothing, but I gotta admit,
802
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:54,913
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
803
01:01:05,522 --> 01:01:08,393
Give me a #32. Mild.
804
01:01:08,473 --> 01:01:10,864
Uh... Yeah, sure.
805
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,683
{\an8}I've been told that you know all
the scum of this disgusting city.
806
01:01:19,323 --> 01:01:21,658
{\an8}I need you to help me find someone.
807
01:01:26,571 --> 01:01:29,974
{\an8}I know everybody,
apparently, except for you.
808
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:34,863
- Who are you?
- They call me...
809
01:01:36,538 --> 01:01:37,480
H...
810
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,491
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
811
01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,573
I'll make it quick.
812
01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:50,481
Meet the daughter of the richest,
most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.
813
01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:53,078
Helena Bertinelli.
814
01:01:53,470 --> 01:01:55,966
Yep, that Bertinelli.
815
01:01:57,536 --> 01:02:01,106
One day, she comes home to find
her whole family in the living room.
816
01:02:01,498 --> 01:02:03,500
Momma.
817
01:02:04,584 --> 01:02:08,978
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
818
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:13,606
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
819
01:02:13,686 --> 01:02:17,986
The guy making the play
for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
820
01:02:41,586 --> 01:02:44,623
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
821
01:02:44,703 --> 01:02:49,492
the big softy sneaks her outta
there and hides her away in Sicily.
822
01:02:49,572 --> 01:02:53,520
Where she is raised by his own
father and brother.
823
01:02:53,601 --> 01:02:55,757
Both assassins.
824
01:03:02,563 --> 01:03:06,957
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
825
01:03:07,588 --> 01:03:09,590
So, she starts training.
826
01:03:10,768 --> 01:03:13,545
When she was ready,
and by "ready" I mean
827
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:20,624
a badass motherfucking killing
machine, she moves back to Gotham.
828
01:03:20,704 --> 01:03:22,706
Starts working
on that kill list.
829
01:03:30,755 --> 01:03:33,178
She has the murder stuff down,
but the rest?
830
01:03:33,569 --> 01:03:36,701
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
831
01:03:36,781 --> 01:03:38,783
Still a work in progress.
832
01:03:40,743 --> 01:03:44,489
- Do you know who I am?
- The Crossbow Killer.
833
01:03:44,569 --> 01:03:47,565
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer.
834
01:03:47,645 --> 01:03:51,704
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer?
835
01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:53,978
They call me...
836
01:03:56,653 --> 01:04:00,546
- Huntress.
- She calls herself Huntress.
837
01:04:00,626 --> 01:04:03,111
Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.
838
01:04:03,617 --> 01:04:06,124
And who are you looking for?
839
01:04:12,594 --> 01:04:15,527
- Great club.
- Quinn got the girl.
840
01:04:15,607 --> 01:04:19,083
- And?
- And they disappeared.
841
01:04:20,685 --> 01:04:23,046
Fuck!
842
01:04:23,771 --> 01:04:25,773
Fuck!
843
01:04:31,779 --> 01:04:34,045
What is she laughing at?
844
01:04:35,646 --> 01:04:37,766
- Is she laughing at me?
- She is.
845
01:04:37,846 --> 01:04:40,216
No, she's not. She's...
846
01:04:40,221 --> 01:04:42,635
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
847
01:04:42,673 --> 01:04:46,753
- You gotta hear this. It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
848
01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:48,599
- Oh.
- Ooh.
849
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:51,039
You're being a total kook.
850
01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:54,052
Get on the fucking table.
851
01:04:55,695 --> 01:04:58,274
This is my club. Get up now.
852
01:04:58,834 --> 01:05:01,059
- Okay.
- Now.
853
01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:05,051
Whoa.
854
01:05:06,757 --> 01:05:08,759
Now, dance.
855
01:05:13,836 --> 01:05:16,270
Dance. Dance, Erika!
856
01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:18,663
Okay.
857
01:05:25,691 --> 01:05:28,187
This dress is fucking hideous.
858
01:05:29,746 --> 01:05:31,748
Take it off.
859
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,762
Take your dress off.
860
01:05:36,711 --> 01:05:39,103
Get up there
and fucking cut it off her.
861
01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:41,740
Do it now!
862
01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:45,806
Take her fucking dress off.
Just rip it off her. Hurry up!
863
01:05:45,886 --> 01:05:50,779
- Hurry up! Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
864
01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,861
Do it.
865
01:05:55,728 --> 01:05:58,328
Yeah. Beautiful.
866
01:06:13,838 --> 01:06:16,334
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
867
01:06:18,811 --> 01:06:20,785
I was just gonna
go look for the girl.
868
01:06:20,865 --> 01:06:23,429
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to
stay here with me.
869
01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:26,135
I want you to stay here
with me close.
870
01:06:26,745 --> 01:06:29,231
You soothe me, little bird.
871
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,849
Oh, good. You got it.
Did you trace the messages?
872
01:06:45,930 --> 01:06:48,716
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
873
01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:52,824
and then had it sent to my office.
Renee, what were you thinking?
874
01:06:52,904 --> 01:06:57,787
Roman is the one that put a price
on the kid's head. Okay? I had to.
875
01:06:57,867 --> 01:07:00,790
- I can't get into it right now...
- Renee, you need help.
876
01:07:00,870 --> 01:07:04,761
- What are you talking about?
- She's right.
877
01:07:05,811 --> 01:07:09,256
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
878
01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,748
What?
879
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,875
I'm sorry. Okay?
You gave me no choice.
880
01:07:14,955 --> 01:07:17,295
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
881
01:07:17,843 --> 01:07:19,845
You're suspended.
882
01:07:20,001 --> 01:07:22,403
Your badge and your gun, now.
883
01:07:26,830 --> 01:07:29,878
If you've ever watched
any cop movie ever,
884
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,755
you know that
this is when shit gets real.
885
01:07:32,835 --> 01:07:38,376
What's the point of the badge,
when it means fuck all anyway?
886
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,702
Right, Captain?
887
01:07:42,782 --> 01:07:46,405
No cop ever gets anything done
until after they've been suspended.
888
01:07:48,871 --> 01:07:53,317
Which would've had me worried,
only I had more pressing concerns.
889
01:07:53,823 --> 01:07:57,289
And that is why you should never
partake in paying federal income taxes.
890
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,881
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
891
01:08:02,883 --> 01:08:05,921
- Thank you.
- Anyway, lesson 37.
892
01:08:06,001 --> 01:08:08,003
Why...
893
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:13,771
- You said they wouldn't find us.
- Chillax. No one knows we're here.
894
01:08:13,851 --> 01:08:16,431
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
895
01:08:16,823 --> 01:08:18,745
Okay. So they know.
896
01:08:18,825 --> 01:08:20,826
Let's scram.
897
01:08:21,994 --> 01:08:24,813
- Open the door.
- Holy back door, Beavy.
898
01:08:24,894 --> 01:08:26,888
This is getting outta hand.
Bruce, come here.
899
01:08:26,968 --> 01:08:28,970
I can hear you!
Open the door.
900
01:08:29,887 --> 01:08:31,871
What is that?
901
01:08:31,951 --> 01:08:34,406
See you in hell, Harley!
902
01:08:36,944 --> 01:08:39,232
Get under the table!
903
01:08:40,906 --> 01:08:42,849
Bruce? Bruce!
904
01:08:42,929 --> 01:08:44,931
Come here! No!
905
01:08:54,867 --> 01:08:56,869
Bruce?
906
01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:00,355
Come here, boy. Bruce?
907
01:09:02,957 --> 01:09:04,959
Bruce?
908
01:09:05,877 --> 01:09:07,879
Bruce?
909
01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:10,842
This doesn't make sense.
910
01:09:10,922 --> 01:09:14,961
It doesn't make sense. I don't
understand. No one knew we were here.
911
01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:17,328
No one knew we were here,
except...
912
01:09:17,929 --> 01:09:20,973
Doc. Oh, my God. Doc?
913
01:09:22,005 --> 01:09:24,407
Doc? Where is he?
914
01:09:25,905 --> 01:09:29,068
Doc?
I can't find Bruce.
915
01:09:29,150 --> 01:09:31,400
I can't find him. I...
916
01:09:37,103 --> 01:09:38,971
No.
917
01:09:39,051 --> 01:09:43,028
- I'm sorry, lotus flower.
- You sold me out?
918
01:09:43,108 --> 01:09:46,438
Too many people offering me
too much money.
919
01:09:47,987 --> 01:09:50,494
I have enough now
to open up a new restaurant.
920
01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:54,830
- A really nice one.
- But, Doc,
921
01:09:54,910 --> 01:09:56,852
it's me.
922
01:09:56,932 --> 01:09:58,934
It's just business.
923
01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:29,351
This next bit
ain't very pretty.
924
01:10:30,035 --> 01:10:32,092
- You're right.
- Harley?
925
01:10:32,172 --> 01:10:34,345
He's right.
926
01:10:36,029 --> 01:10:38,031
Business is business.
927
01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:40,941
I've got the kid.
928
01:10:41,045 --> 01:10:43,967
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
929
01:10:44,048 --> 01:10:48,085
If I hand her over, I want everyone
who's after me to back off.
930
01:10:48,165 --> 01:10:51,912
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
931
01:10:51,992 --> 01:10:53,913
and I guarantee your safety.
932
01:10:53,993 --> 01:10:57,093
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
933
01:10:57,173 --> 01:10:59,002
Fine.
934
01:10:59,082 --> 01:11:03,517
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
935
01:11:13,063 --> 01:11:15,064
Quit judging.
936
01:11:17,191 --> 01:11:19,193
Zsasz!
937
01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:29,060
Come on, kid.
Let's get you somewhere safe.
938
01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:31,142
We got them.
939
01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,087
Little bird!
940
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:39,476
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
941
01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:43,574
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
942
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,082
Do we have to bring them back?
943
01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:49,631
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
944
01:11:51,087 --> 01:11:53,088
Just bring me back my diamond.
945
01:12:40,088 --> 01:12:42,090
What is it?
946
01:12:42,205 --> 01:12:44,207
Nothing.
947
01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:59,140
- Pull over.
- What?
948
01:12:59,220 --> 01:13:02,519
Pull the fucking car over now.
949
01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:06,585
I gotta take a leak.
950
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:12,152
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
951
01:13:12,232 --> 01:13:16,698
- Are you sure?
- Your little bird's a fucking rat.
952
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,520
You want me to kill her?
953
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:32,608
No. No. No.
954
01:13:33,105 --> 01:13:35,107
I'll come to you.
955
01:14:10,263 --> 01:14:12,748
I thought we were friends.
And you...
956
01:14:13,204 --> 01:14:16,240
You saw what it's like for me out there.
I didn't have a choice.
957
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:19,702
And if you go before he gets here,
everything will be fine.
958
01:14:21,304 --> 01:14:23,164
Harley.
959
01:14:23,244 --> 01:14:25,750
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
960
01:14:36,182 --> 01:14:38,184
That was fast.
961
01:14:40,321 --> 01:14:42,160
She's in...
962
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:46,644
- Where's Cassandra Cain?
- You? Again?
963
01:14:55,334 --> 01:14:58,195
- Are you drunk?
- Come on.
964
01:14:58,275 --> 01:15:00,277
Okay.
965
01:15:21,410 --> 01:15:23,615
Right in the tit.
966
01:15:29,261 --> 01:15:31,642
Where's Cassandra Cain?
967
01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:34,296
Cass.
968
01:15:40,261 --> 01:15:42,777
You killed my sandwich!
969
01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:52,218
Bye-bye, birdie.
970
01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:54,428
Ow!
971
01:15:55,408 --> 01:15:57,268
No fair.
972
01:15:57,348 --> 01:16:01,344
- Was that really necessary?
- You don't know her like I do.
973
01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:03,426
Cass?
974
01:16:07,089 --> 01:16:10,320
Oh, thank God.
I'm gonna get you outta here.
975
01:16:10,401 --> 01:16:14,269
Did she really tape you
to a damn toilet?
976
01:16:15,353 --> 01:16:16,316
Hmm.
977
01:16:16,396 --> 01:16:18,662
This is nice.
978
01:16:19,273 --> 01:16:21,275
You're still conscious.
979
01:16:23,256 --> 01:16:27,754
You can still feel? Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
980
01:16:29,292 --> 01:16:33,728
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
981
01:16:44,379 --> 01:16:48,240
I got one
for all the little birds
982
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,797
I helped fly away
from this world.
983
01:16:52,272 --> 01:16:54,809
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
984
01:16:56,286 --> 01:16:58,287
Right here.
985
01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:04,432
- You're gonna have to be quiet.
- Hi.
986
01:17:04,512 --> 01:17:06,747
What are you guys doing?
987
01:17:10,402 --> 01:17:13,325
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
988
01:17:13,405 --> 01:17:16,798
Is that rock still inside you?
989
01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:21,412
Oh, God.
990
01:17:24,321 --> 01:17:26,322
Stop.
991
01:17:27,417 --> 01:17:30,455
- The hell, Zsasz?
- Cut her open.
992
01:17:30,535 --> 01:17:33,437
- Stop fucking around.
- You heard me.
993
01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:35,742
Cut her fucking open.
994
01:17:36,384 --> 01:17:38,943
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
995
01:17:39,407 --> 01:17:42,476
- You're a filthy fucking rat.
- I'm a rat?
996
01:17:42,556 --> 01:17:46,479
I knew you couldn't be
trusted. Roman's little bird.
997
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,879
You little fucking bird.
998
01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:51,943
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
999
01:17:53,556 --> 01:17:56,938
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1000
01:17:58,518 --> 01:18:01,431
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1001
01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:03,275
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1002
01:18:03,356 --> 01:18:05,357
Prove it to me.
1003
01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,948
Rip open her little tummy.
1004
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:11,899
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Now! Rip it open!
1005
01:18:25,459 --> 01:18:27,850
You piece of shit!
1006
01:18:35,551 --> 01:18:37,553
Freeze!
1007
01:18:40,577 --> 01:18:42,802
Don't fucking move.
1008
01:18:44,528 --> 01:18:46,815
Who the fuck are you?
1009
01:18:53,473 --> 01:18:56,334
- Go get the kid.
- All right.
1010
01:18:56,414 --> 01:18:58,378
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1011
01:18:58,458 --> 01:19:00,463
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1012
01:19:00,543 --> 01:19:02,997
Shoot them, kid.
1013
01:19:03,389 --> 01:19:06,541
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1014
01:19:06,621 --> 01:19:09,523
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1015
01:19:09,603 --> 01:19:11,504
Okay.
1016
01:19:11,584 --> 01:19:13,557
I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
1017
01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:19,445
But I know that this shit stick...
just tried to gut me.
1018
01:19:19,633 --> 01:19:21,635
And you.
1019
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,482
Thought you were different.
1020
01:19:27,598 --> 01:19:29,813
I'm sorry, kid.
1021
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:34,848
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1022
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,345
Ooh!
1023
01:19:43,425 --> 01:19:44,471
Ooh, I'm back.
1024
01:19:44,551 --> 01:19:47,578
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
something I don't give two shits about.
1025
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,413
This guy's dead, so I'm just
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1026
01:19:50,493 --> 01:19:53,458
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1027
01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:55,919
Excuse me? I work for Sionis?
1028
01:19:57,448 --> 01:19:59,558
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1029
01:19:59,638 --> 01:20:02,601
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
I was going to trade the kid.
1030
01:20:02,681 --> 01:20:04,562
Yeah. To save
your own stupid skin. Huh?
1031
01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:07,585
I'm not proud of what I did,
but I had half the city after me.
1032
01:20:07,665 --> 01:20:11,515
- Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.
- I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
1033
01:20:11,595 --> 01:20:13,597
Whoa.
1034
01:20:14,578 --> 01:20:17,438
They call me...
Helena Bertinelli.
1035
01:20:17,518 --> 01:20:20,523
For fuck's sake.
As in the Bertinelli massacre?
1036
01:20:20,603 --> 01:20:24,945
Sheesh kebab. That is
childhood trauma, right there.
1037
01:20:30,519 --> 01:20:32,521
I killed Galante.
1038
01:20:36,473 --> 01:20:38,474
I killed his firing squad.
1039
01:20:42,613 --> 01:20:45,078
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1040
01:20:50,683 --> 01:20:52,960
And now I'm done.
1041
01:20:54,509 --> 01:20:56,510
Bravo.
1042
01:21:00,619 --> 01:21:02,489
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1043
01:21:02,569 --> 01:21:04,571
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1044
01:21:04,696 --> 01:21:08,525
I hate to be the one to break it to
you, sweetheart, but you are not done.
1045
01:21:08,605 --> 01:21:11,517
Who do you think funded
Galante's little power grab, huh?
1046
01:21:11,597 --> 01:21:13,457
Galante was working with Sionis.
1047
01:21:13,537 --> 01:21:15,584
Roman killed your whole family
looking for that rock.
1048
01:21:15,664 --> 01:21:18,097
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1049
01:21:18,635 --> 01:21:21,474
That diamond is our
only chance of stopping him.
1050
01:21:21,554 --> 01:21:25,082
You guys.
Hey, I think you should see this.
1051
01:21:27,403 --> 01:21:28,356
Oh.
1052
01:21:28,436 --> 01:21:30,733
It's Sionis.
1053
01:21:42,449 --> 01:21:44,757
We're fucked.
1054
01:21:45,284 --> 01:21:47,286
He bought himself an army.
1055
01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:57,462
They're all here for me.
1056
01:21:58,515 --> 01:22:00,771
Aren't they?
1057
01:22:07,325 --> 01:22:09,245
- No.
- They're not?
1058
01:22:09,308 --> 01:22:11,211
No, they're not.
1059
01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:14,344
Do you know what that means? That means
he's not just after the kid anymore.
1060
01:22:14,424 --> 01:22:18,473
He's after all of us. He's sure as hell
after me. I just robbed him.
1061
01:22:18,553 --> 01:22:21,946
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1062
01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:25,427
And you're dumb enough
to be building a case against him.
1063
01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:29,012
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1064
01:22:29,093 --> 01:22:32,378
and let Roman go finger-fishing
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1065
01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:37,313
- we're gonna have to work together.
- With you?
1066
01:22:37,393 --> 01:22:40,253
Yeah.
We're gonna work together,
1067
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:42,335
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1068
01:22:45,567 --> 01:22:47,750
Okay.
1069
01:22:48,393 --> 01:22:50,868
Yeah. Okay.
1070
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,310
- Sure.
- Yes!
1071
01:22:56,390 --> 01:23:00,445
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1072
01:23:03,426 --> 01:23:05,953
Will this do?
1073
01:23:07,652 --> 01:23:10,657
No. Not at all.
1074
01:23:12,413 --> 01:23:14,877
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1075
01:23:14,932 --> 01:23:18,463
That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe
he took it all! - We're fucked.
1076
01:23:18,544 --> 01:23:20,988
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1077
01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:29,459
Okay.
1078
01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:44,925
Friends, brothers,
men of Gotham.
1079
01:23:45,610 --> 01:23:49,941
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1080
01:23:50,530 --> 01:23:54,017
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1081
01:23:54,545 --> 01:23:57,802
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1082
01:23:58,537 --> 01:24:04,046
Go show those little bitches
you don't mess with Roman Sionis.
1083
01:24:04,543 --> 01:24:08,030
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1084
01:24:08,421 --> 01:24:10,834
The rest you can kill.
1085
01:24:16,470 --> 01:24:18,472
Dope.
1086
01:24:19,473 --> 01:24:23,032
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
Sentimental value. Try this.
1087
01:24:25,468 --> 01:24:28,088
- You're kidding.
- What? Gotta take care of the girls.
1088
01:24:28,138 --> 01:24:30,403
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1089
01:24:30,483 --> 01:24:32,509
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1090
01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:34,960
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1091
01:24:35,655 --> 01:24:38,504
Hey, nice. What the hell is up
with this bow and arrow shtick?
1092
01:24:38,584 --> 01:24:42,248
It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
1093
01:24:42,297 --> 01:24:45,426
- Love this chick. She's got rage issues.
- I don't have rage issues.
1094
01:24:45,506 --> 01:24:48,076
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1095
01:24:48,468 --> 01:24:50,525
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1096
01:24:50,605 --> 01:24:51,557
Yeah.
1097
01:24:51,637 --> 01:24:54,947
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1098
01:24:58,643 --> 01:25:00,879
Shit. Get down.
1099
01:25:01,678 --> 01:25:03,871
Down here!
1100
01:25:04,691 --> 01:25:06,404
Cass!
1101
01:25:06,484 --> 01:25:08,489
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1102
01:25:08,569 --> 01:25:10,571
Go!
1103
01:25:14,512 --> 01:25:16,514
Holy shit!
1104
01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:38,422
What?
1105
01:25:38,502 --> 01:25:40,466
You are so cool.
1106
01:25:40,546 --> 01:25:42,547
Okay. This way.
1107
01:25:50,628 --> 01:25:52,629
Get ready, ladies.
1108
01:26:02,721 --> 01:26:05,603
Don't worry. You're gonna make it.
Okay? Okay.
1109
01:26:05,683 --> 01:26:08,678
What the... Go! Go, go, go!
1110
01:26:08,758 --> 01:26:10,760
Fuck.
1111
01:26:12,616 --> 01:26:14,618
Shit.
1112
01:26:23,615 --> 01:26:25,617
Whoa. Shit!
1113
01:26:44,582 --> 01:26:46,584
Motherfucker.
1114
01:26:58,741 --> 01:27:00,693
Let me go!
1115
01:27:00,773 --> 01:27:03,050
Gotcha.
1116
01:27:03,703 --> 01:27:04,666
This way!
1117
01:27:04,746 --> 01:27:06,595
Come on. Come on. It's okay.
Come on.
1118
01:27:06,675 --> 01:27:08,617
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1119
01:27:08,697 --> 01:27:11,589
Here, hold on to this for me, okay?
That's all you think about.
1120
01:27:11,669 --> 01:27:13,671
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1121
01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:17,053
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1122
01:27:58,731 --> 01:28:00,733
Canary!
1123
01:28:01,641 --> 01:28:03,552
You okay?
1124
01:28:03,632 --> 01:28:05,633
We gotta go this way!
1125
01:28:06,863 --> 01:28:08,629
Ugh. More?
1126
01:28:08,709 --> 01:28:11,273
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1127
01:28:11,293 --> 01:28:12,955
Come on.
1128
01:28:18,812 --> 01:28:20,814
Thanks.
1129
01:28:33,722 --> 01:28:35,723
Duck!
1130
01:28:38,819 --> 01:28:40,814
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1131
01:28:40,894 --> 01:28:43,067
Ah, fuck!
1132
01:28:47,702 --> 01:28:49,704
I got him!
1133
01:28:51,873 --> 01:28:53,875
Get back here, kid!
1134
01:28:56,908 --> 01:28:59,123
Who's got the kid?
1135
01:29:11,682 --> 01:29:13,684
Get down!
1136
01:29:22,817 --> 01:29:26,126
Please, no more.
1137
01:29:30,677 --> 01:29:33,785
- So, forgive me yet?
- Get off me!
1138
01:29:37,779 --> 01:29:39,815
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1139
01:29:39,895 --> 01:29:41,629
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1140
01:29:41,709 --> 01:29:43,711
Really?
1141
01:29:50,874 --> 01:29:52,733
Down! Get down!
1142
01:29:52,813 --> 01:29:54,682
You're okay.
You're okay.
1143
01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:57,227
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1144
01:29:59,725 --> 01:30:01,813
- Get off!
- I got you.
1145
01:30:01,893 --> 01:30:03,690
Ooh!
1146
01:30:03,770 --> 01:30:06,339
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1147
01:30:06,732 --> 01:30:08,893
Harley! No! Get off me!
1148
01:30:08,973 --> 01:30:11,884
- Harley!
- They got the kid. Shit!
1149
01:30:11,964 --> 01:30:16,149
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1150
01:30:16,813 --> 01:30:19,003
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1151
01:30:19,036 --> 01:30:22,197
- Has anyone got any bullets?
- Fuck! I'm out.
1152
01:30:22,786 --> 01:30:25,261
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1153
01:30:25,789 --> 01:30:29,681
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Guys, they're in the car.
1154
01:30:29,761 --> 01:30:33,195
- They're getting away.
- Get in there! -Get off!
1155
01:30:34,933 --> 01:30:36,907
Shit! I'm out.
1156
01:30:36,987 --> 01:30:39,233
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1157
01:30:39,999 --> 01:30:43,340
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1158
01:30:43,858 --> 01:30:47,177
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1159
01:31:06,858 --> 01:31:09,291
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1160
01:31:30,013 --> 01:31:32,015
Need a ride?
1161
01:31:57,037 --> 01:31:59,039
Get her!
1162
01:32:29,097 --> 01:32:31,437
Oh!
1163
01:32:41,974 --> 01:32:43,978
- Whip me!
- What?
1164
01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:46,060
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1165
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:57,022
- Kid!
- Harley!
1166
01:32:57,102 --> 01:32:59,104
Shoot her!
1167
01:33:07,006 --> 01:33:10,357
- Harley!
- Hit the brakes!
1168
01:33:29,922 --> 01:33:31,924
No!
1169
01:33:44,102 --> 01:33:46,104
Uh-oh.
1170
01:34:12,158 --> 01:34:14,160
Kid!
1171
01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:27,995
Harley!
1172
01:34:45,073 --> 01:34:48,005
Well, we always did share
a love of the dramatic.
1173
01:34:48,085 --> 01:34:50,087
Didn't we?
1174
01:34:51,193 --> 01:34:53,490
And look at us now.
1175
01:34:54,258 --> 01:34:57,076
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1176
01:34:57,157 --> 01:34:59,632
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1177
01:35:02,234 --> 01:35:05,011
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1178
01:35:05,091 --> 01:35:07,092
You're not the type!
1179
01:35:07,249 --> 01:35:10,590
But me? You need me!
1180
01:35:25,161 --> 01:35:28,533
Here's the thing, Romy baby.
1181
01:35:30,165 --> 01:35:34,183
Your protection is based on the fact
that people are scared of you.
1182
01:35:34,263 --> 01:35:36,634
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1183
01:35:42,134 --> 01:35:44,641
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1184
01:35:45,084 --> 01:35:47,163
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1185
01:35:47,243 --> 01:35:50,625
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1186
01:35:58,169 --> 01:36:00,171
Shit.
1187
01:36:01,110 --> 01:36:04,178
- That was super embarrassing.
- Hmm. Sure was.
1188
01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:08,537
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1189
01:36:09,304 --> 01:36:11,602
I'm sorry, kid.
1190
01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,616
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
That was a dick move.
1191
01:36:17,155 --> 01:36:19,157
For what it's worth,
1192
01:36:20,127 --> 01:36:23,603
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1193
01:36:24,244 --> 01:36:25,207
Ew.
1194
01:36:25,287 --> 01:36:29,086
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1195
01:36:29,166 --> 01:36:33,079
- Excuse me!
- I stole something from you.
1196
01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:36,248
- You slippery-fingered little turd.
- I took your ring.
1197
01:36:36,328 --> 01:36:38,522
My ring?
1198
01:36:40,332 --> 01:36:42,334
Dope.
1199
01:37:02,143 --> 01:37:04,971
- Cass! Harley!
- We're okay.
1200
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:11,161
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1201
01:37:11,266 --> 01:37:13,578
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1202
01:37:13,587 --> 01:37:17,588
- Good. Fuck that guy.
- Yeah. Tacos?
1203
01:37:18,830 --> 01:37:21,288
No, but seriously.
You were very impressive with that bow.
1204
01:37:21,369 --> 01:37:24,124
- Very impressive.
- It's a crossbow.
1205
01:37:24,204 --> 01:37:26,292
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
- Morning margaritas!
1206
01:37:26,372 --> 01:37:28,096
Thank you. I got you.
1207
01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:31,150
- You drink, right, kid?
- I don't think so.
1208
01:37:31,230 --> 01:37:33,283
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1209
01:37:33,308 --> 01:37:34,334
- Really?
- Yeah.
1210
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:37,261
- Oh, great name.
- Wow.
1211
01:37:37,341 --> 01:37:40,158
Um... I really like
how you were able
1212
01:37:40,238 --> 01:37:42,713
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1213
01:37:42,776 --> 01:37:45,288
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Thanks.
1214
01:37:45,368 --> 01:37:48,594
Thanks for the car.
1215
01:37:49,341 --> 01:37:51,210
You're welcome.
1216
01:37:51,290 --> 01:37:55,642
Kid, if that burrito doesn't
make you shit, I don't know what will.
1217
01:37:57,234 --> 01:37:59,235
Give me a minute.
1218
01:37:59,423 --> 01:38:01,167
Yes!
1219
01:38:01,247 --> 01:38:03,597
Right.
1220
01:38:04,985 --> 01:38:07,150
I've given her prune juice,
laxatives.
1221
01:38:07,156 --> 01:38:09,241
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1222
01:38:09,292 --> 01:38:11,363
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1223
01:38:11,443 --> 01:38:13,324
Me?
1224
01:38:14,102 --> 01:38:16,848
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1225
01:38:18,677 --> 01:38:20,679
I'm used to it.
1226
01:38:20,762 --> 01:38:24,082
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1227
01:38:25,703 --> 01:38:29,054
- Ladies.
- Have fun with that.
1228
01:38:29,749 --> 01:38:32,162
So, what now?
1229
01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:35,726
Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter
of time before some other asshole
1230
01:38:35,806 --> 01:38:38,604
- tries to finish what he started.
- Right.
1231
01:38:38,684 --> 01:38:42,025
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1232
01:38:42,646 --> 01:38:45,725
Does she always talk like the cop in
a bad '80s movie, or is that just me?
1233
01:38:45,805 --> 01:38:48,655
- Fuck you. And fuck you.
- What?
1234
01:38:48,735 --> 01:38:52,585
- I mean, we were amazing there.
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
1235
01:38:52,665 --> 01:38:55,630
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1236
01:38:55,710 --> 01:38:57,705
- Thank you.
- Right.
1237
01:38:57,785 --> 01:38:59,787
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1238
01:39:01,746 --> 01:39:04,811
- She stole my fucking car!
- What?
1239
01:39:07,856 --> 01:39:10,649
- I'm sorry.
- I know what you're thinking.
1240
01:39:10,709 --> 01:39:13,604
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1241
01:39:13,684 --> 01:39:16,763
But you heard what the cop
said. Sionis is gone.
1242
01:39:16,843 --> 01:39:22,196
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1243
01:39:22,796 --> 01:39:26,585
Montoya's boss picked up
the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
1244
01:39:26,665 --> 01:39:29,608
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1245
01:39:29,688 --> 01:39:31,690
Again.
1246
01:39:36,674 --> 01:39:39,742
It was the kick in the balls she needed
to see that she had nothing to prove
1247
01:39:39,822 --> 01:39:42,119
to those blowhard assholes.
1248
01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:45,112
She quit the same day.
1249
01:39:49,726 --> 01:39:51,711
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1250
01:39:51,791 --> 01:39:54,266
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1251
01:39:55,712 --> 01:39:58,797
She's using it to fund
a little crime-fighting outfit.
1252
01:40:01,685 --> 01:40:05,099
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1253
01:40:05,741 --> 01:40:08,320
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1254
01:40:10,850 --> 01:40:14,836
The rock itself was worth a
chunk of change, so I pawned it.
1255
01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:17,630
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1256
01:40:17,710 --> 01:40:19,712
making waves in the East End.
1257
01:40:22,871 --> 01:40:24,793
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1258
01:40:24,873 --> 01:40:27,659
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1259
01:40:27,739 --> 01:40:31,257
I guess it proves the theory that
hyenas really do have nine lives.
1260
01:40:51,814 --> 01:40:55,175
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1261
01:40:55,723 --> 01:40:57,725
Call me a softy.
1262
01:40:58,726 --> 01:41:00,728
I dare ya.
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