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- Is that a good explosion?
- Well, we were in it.
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We are all going back to Earth.
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Not if Mr. Judd
is on this shuttle you are not.
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Why don't you take
one of these things?
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- That came off pretty easy.
- It's like a movie set.
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Everyone, we're still on Earth!
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- No.
- We can just walk out
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of the airlock!
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If you wanna go out,
you can go out.
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No, no!
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- Is it my fault?
- Your arguments were confusing.
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I was trying to be nuanced.
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Well, I think you just nuanced
them to death!
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We just watched seven people
stupid themselves to death.
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At least they didn't suffer.
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No, they did.
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It would've been ungodly agony.
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It's Matt.
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What?
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"I have changed the codes
to the airlock."
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No one will ever use them again.
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"No more deaths,
no more tragedies."
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That's good. That's smart.
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How are we supposed to jettison
all this stuff now?
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We need the codes.
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Or what are we gonna do,
just open the sunroof?
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That's dumb.
What Matt wrote is dumb.
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"I came here to fix people,
but I need to fix myself.
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You will not see me again."
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Oh my god. Does that mean
he's gonna top himself?
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I... I am...
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up to here with suicides.
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Guys, if we can't jettison
this stuff in the next hour,
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then we're all in this
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for the long,
three-and-a-half-year stretch.
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- Hour?
- One hour?
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Yes!
Or 60 minutes,
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if a longer-sounding number
makes you all feel better.
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- For some reason, it does.
- Matt, listen to me,
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you can't do this, all right?
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Life without you would be...
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Hang up.
That pause is really telling.
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The only word I could think of
was "easier."
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Um...
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Oh, fuck,
is this still recording?
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Now I've sent it!
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What?
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He's definitely
gonna kill himself now.
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Flood his inbox, so everyone
send him a message.
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Okay, flood.
Everybody. Everybody.
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Hey, Matt, it's Judd from work.
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Um...
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- Did you get my joke?
- Suicide never ends well.
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- You're the son I never had...
- Hey, sweetie.
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The lover I never wanted.
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My uncle killed himself.
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Why don't you call me?
We'll go do something.
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There's not really more to that.
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I'm not very good at this,
and you know that,
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so let's just pretend that I am,
and...
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Matt, those people
were fucking idiots,
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we're better off without them,
give us the goddamn codes.
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Iris!
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What? That's basically
what we're all saying, right?
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Well, that was, uh,
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certainly one of my more
eventful journeys.
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No, no, no, it wasn't.
Uh, the official line is
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it was a staggeringly
uneventful journey,
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and I am now totally fine.
Uh-uh-uh! Remain in your seat.
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What, you want me
to just sit here?
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Yes,
and keep the engine running.
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- It's an automated system...
- I don't care, shuttle man.
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Excellent work. Well done.
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I miss Sarah so much.
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If it's any consolation,
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the way her hand shattered...
I mean, it was beautiful.
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It really was.
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- How do you think he'll do it?
- Swallow broken glass.
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No, how would Matt do it,
not how would you do it, Iris.
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Wait, I got a new message
from Matt.
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"Sorry, just to be clear,
I'm not going to kill myself."
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"I'm going to
hide out on the ship
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for the next three and a half
years."
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Pick a fucking lane, am I right?
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This is what we're gonna do.
We are gonna find him,
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we're gonna get the code,
and we're gonna kill him.
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Okay? We're gonna split up
into groups.
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Uh, Spike, you go with...
Uh, you with Doug.
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Oh yeah! Boys on tour!
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Concentrate on Deck Five.
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Uh, Nadia, Billie, and Jordan,
you take H Sector,
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including
the peripheral horseshoe.
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It's... called the donut.
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No, it doesn't go
all the way round.
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It's... It's always been
a horseshoe.
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I call it a ringpiece.
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No, that's not helpful.
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It's not important
what it's called.
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But we call it
the "nearly circle."
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- Okay.
- Great.
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And now, the F Sector,
Frank, Mads, and Mia,
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including the galley.
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Okay, rest of you with me.
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How 'bout this
tough guy captain, huh?
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Alpha to the nut sack.
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- Proactive.
- Yeah, like a yogurt.
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Uh, Karen and Iris, you better
carry on with the jettisoning,
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because we're still short
of our target weight.
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We will be ruthless.
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But also, merciless.
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Um...
Aren't those the same thing?
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No. You need to be both.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Do the, um...
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"you do that, you do this"
taking charge shit again.
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- No.
- That's it. I miss that guy.
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Matt! Can you hear me? Matt?
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- Matt! Matt!
- Matt!
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- Matt?
- We should come up with
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code names
in case we get separated.
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Oh, that's an awesome idea.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Um...
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- I'm gonna be Cobra.
- Shit! That's a good one.
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What was I thinking?
The coupling.
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Doug and Spike.
They're probably gonna end up
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blowing each other in a doorway.
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- Can I be Cobra?
- No, man, I'm Cobra.
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I could be Python.
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Uh, that's just another snake.
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Cobra's just the best.
I'm not gonna beat Cobra.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
call ya Doug.
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- But I wanted to look captainy.
- Mm.
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Seriously, my decision
to make a quick decision
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was itself a bad decision.
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I have
the decision-making powers
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of a pigeon
trapped in a library.
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A library. Why... why is
the pigeon in the library?
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I... I saw a pigeon
in a library once.
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It did not make good decisions.
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Matt, buddy.
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Hey, Matt, this is Mads.
Remember me?
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Kind of athletic build,
six feet.
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- Good complexion.
- Seriously?
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- What? I moisturize.
- No, I mean,
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you're seriously yelling
about how good-looking you are
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to a lunatic in the dark?
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Oh my god. You know what?
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- I think we gotta take a break.
- What?
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Hey, hey, hey. You blew it.
You blew it, buddy.
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Women don't like vanity in men.
It's emasculating.
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I'm just trying
to describe myself.
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I know. And Doug would not
shout that out about himself,
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- I'm just saying.
- Okay, well, Doug doesn't moisturize his face.
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Unless tears count.
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- So, I'm like...
- What are we even supposed to do
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when he find him? Arrest him?
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No, we're not gonna arrest him.
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- Go on.
- So, I'm like,
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"If you want
a tight ten minutes, mate,
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go fuck your dog."
And then I left.
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I never went back.
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- That is gross. I mean...
- Billie.
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- Yeah.
- As soon as we've got the codes,
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we need something from outside.
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What... What do we need
from outside?
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Joe's hands and his head
for print recognition
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in case Captain Ryan's
too crashy to dock the ship.
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Yeah.
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We're gonna have to cut off
Joe's hands for his prints.
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We're sending him out there
to dismember a corpse?
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Yeah. We need his handprints
for recognition.
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Oh, well, just making sure.
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Maybe bring back his ass?
That'd be funny.
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Goodbye, Sarah.
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Sarah, bridge crew.
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To control a ship,
you need to know
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how to control your emotions.
I do both.
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I'm sorry, Sarah.
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It gets lonely on the bridge,
but we love an audience.
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Come see how we fly the ship.
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Goodbye, Sarah.
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She had a dignity to her,
don't you think?
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How do I handle her?
The ship, that is.
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- A sort of...
- Come and visit us...
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potato-ey grandeur.
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To dust, Sarah.
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Sarah, bridge crew.
To learn how to control a ship,
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you need to know
how to control your emotions.
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- Look at them.
- I do both.
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Just ordinary idiots who went
out of an airlock one night.
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- I could've saved them.
- We tried.
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You know,
you can lead a horse to water,
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but you can't stop it
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from throwing itself
violently out of an airlock.
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You can, with the most basic
horse harness.
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- You could do that.
- Can you, though?
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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I'm the captain of a ship
that's leaking passengers.
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Hey, hey...
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I already lost seven good souls.
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I'm not gonna lose an eighth.
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- Eleven.
- What?
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You've lost 11 good souls
in total.
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Yeah, if you count
the other human beings
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who also perished on this ship.
That's a lot.
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That's a lot. Wow.
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Wait a minute...
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"Nothingness."
"White Light." "The Void."
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I think I know
exactly where he is.
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Oh my god!
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You're doing a detective thing
with the words. I love it!
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Come with me.
And you can call me Captain
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'cause I think I deserve it
this time.
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This is all good,
but we need to think great.
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Remember, weight is great. Okay?
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Um... Oh, this is the kind
of sacrifice we need.
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How many guitars did you bring
on this trip?
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- Nine.
- Oh.
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- Go grab 'em all.
- What are these?
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Oh, they're... they're stands
for my weights.
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- I don't need 'em.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And where are your weights?
- No, I need those.
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We need to jettison
excess weight,
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and you won't contribute
literal weights?
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Please. I personally threw out
Captain Ryan's rowing machine.
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I mean, he doesn't need it.
He's in great shape, but, uh...
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Is that true? About, uh...
Ryan's rowing machine?
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You went in his room?
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- What are you implying?
- Nothing.
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Some people are saying
you had a thing with him.
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But then, some other people
are saying,
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"No, they didn't have a thing."
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But then,
the first people are saying,
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"No, yeah, they did."
So... I'm just saying, there...
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There's a lot of confusion
around this issue.
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I would appreciate
a little less bitching
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and little more ditching, Iris.
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Okay. We need to ditch
the heavy-duty booty.
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- You seen anything like that?
- There's a reason they call me
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the "All-Seeing Iris."
Get out of my way.
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Oh. He's not here.
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Yeah... Why did you think
Matt would be here?
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Well, I thought I noticed
these clues in his room,
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these references
to the whiteness
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- and the void and so on.
- Oh. Okay.
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But the whole
of the spaceship is white,
248
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:44,570
and the whole of space
is a void, so...
249
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,070
That's a...
That's a very valid point.
250
00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,030
I think I may have
overreached myself.
251
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,230
Hmm. Where are we right now?
252
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,610
Uh, this is the antechamber
253
00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,400
- to the fusion drive.
- Ah.
254
00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,690
Why does the fusion drive
need an antechamber?
255
00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,360
- I don't know.
- Right. I keep forgetting that.
256
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,360
- Hey! Hey! Hi!
- Oh!
257
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,900
Uh... What's, um...
What's going on here?
258
00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:11,230
I've just been relaxing
in the spa...
259
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,440
- Oh!
- Which is, um... still open?
260
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,530
- I think so.
- It is?
261
00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:16,230
I mean, I'm telling you it is.
262
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,940
Anyhoo, uh, what's...
What's happening?
263
00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,610
We're getting all our shit
together
264
00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,440
to throw out into space.
265
00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,940
Oh, sure!
I knew that.
266
00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,820
And, um...
uh, because I was, uh...
267
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:29,860
- in the waxing place... what am I like? Um...
- Oh!
268
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,440
I missed something
about dead bodies
269
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,900
flying out of the ship.
270
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,480
Some people threw themselves
out the airlock.
271
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,570
Oh, good Lord.
272
00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,190
And, um...
Would you say
273
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,320
it was the responsibility
of any crew?
274
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,070
No. No, not really, no.
275
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,820
Would you be willing to swear
to that in a court of law?
276
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,650
All right, if we threw
the pope's crown,
277
00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:51,280
you think we could knock
the portrait off the wall?
278
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,610
Maybe.
279
00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:55,900
But we need the big-ticket
portable heavies.
280
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:58,360
How 'bout her?
281
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,440
Oh, baby. That is not a her.
282
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,530
Oh, yeah!
283
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:06,280
We're taking
your stupid fucking horse head
284
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,980
- out of the equation!
- Iris?
285
00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:13,150
Rav.
286
00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:16,110
Is that it? Just a...
Just a simple "Rav"?
287
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,650
See, I was expecting something
more along the lines of...
288
00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:20,030
"Uh, sorry for surrounding"
289
00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:22,230
our groundbreaking luxury
cruise liner
290
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,440
- "with shit and corpses."
- Right.
291
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,900
Shouldn't you be
at your workplace? On Earth?
292
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:30,610
Rav, Karen Kelly,
displeased to meet you.
293
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,610
I have a whole list
of grievances.
294
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,256
I wanna run through them all
with you later.
295
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,820
Don't you have a captain
to flirt with?
296
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,320
Now, you stop this,
and you take me to Judd.
297
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,900
This is nice.
298
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,730
Yeah, we've got everything here.
299
00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,190
You want a drink?
300
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,690
So, I was due to be in
a new TV drama.
301
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,110
Oh, really?
What was it?
302
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:53,230
It's called The Smasher,
and I play the Smasher.
303
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,980
And why is it called
The Smasher?
304
00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:57,440
Well, that,
we don't want to reveal
305
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,610
until The Smasher season four.
306
00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:01,980
But I assume it's because
you smash things.
307
00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:03,980
- Sometimes.
- Right.
308
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,900
But I think we're gonna
try and make
309
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,900
a little more complicated
than that.
310
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,860
Yeah, I mean, that sounds...
311
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,280
- Just, wow. Really.
- Mm.
312
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,280
Um... I don't think I would
watch something like that,
313
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,320
but I think
a lot of people would.
314
00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:23,480
Sarah used to say,
"Who's up for a drink or three?"
315
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:26,980
Normally, the...
The phrase is "or two."
316
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,230
A drink or two!
317
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,230
I miss her so much!
318
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,860
Do you think that maybe
you should tell her a joke?
319
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,360
Just to kinda, like,
cheer her up.
320
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,030
'Cause you're funny,
you do jokes.
321
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:43,110
Well, I don't know if you can
cheer up a grieving person
322
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,690
with a joke.
323
00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:47,030
At least, that's what they said
at my son's funeral.
324
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,820
There you go.
325
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,440
- You did it.
- Funny! Bleak, but funny.
326
00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:54,820
We need to go and look for Matt.
327
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,280
Yeah.
328
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,440
As if someone would want to
have a baby with you.
329
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,900
Yeah. That's it.
330
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,190
Poor Matt.
331
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,530
Space is a cruel mistress.
332
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,070
Mmm.
333
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,190
You'd know about that,
wouldn't you, though?
334
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,570
Super-Casanova.
335
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,690
NASA-nova.
336
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,110
- Have you seen the tall weirdo?
- Matt!
337
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:17,980
It's not a life, Doug.
338
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,360
What are you talking about?
339
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,320
You've landed on the stars.
340
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,150
Do you know what I do
for a living?
341
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:26,440
I co-manage
a sporting equipment store
342
00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:28,690
with a diabetic racist
named Roy.
343
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:31,360
Sure, but now,
I'm a Punch and Judy Man.
344
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,190
I make balloon animals
for brats.
345
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,400
And brats' moms.
346
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,530
I don't even enjoy
the sex anymore.
347
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:41,820
Feels like I'm slapping
wet concrete.
348
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,480
Maybe I'm the balloon animal.
349
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,530
No.
You are not a balloon animal.
350
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,110
- Dumb losers say what?
- What?
351
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:50,150
What? Oh, shit. We
shouldn't have said "what."
352
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,110
That was the whole...
Dammit, good one.
353
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,860
Where's your sex-crazed Russian?
354
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:56,570
Ugh, he's Swedish,
and he's exhausting.
355
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,530
Ooh. Ah.
356
00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:00,650
Rav?
357
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,530
Hello, Douglas. How are you?
Gosh, this is awkward.
358
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,360
Last time I saw you,
you were kissing my neck.
359
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,030
Thank you so much
for trapping me up here
360
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,650
- with Barney fucking Rubble!
- Mia!
361
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:13,530
God, for the last time,
362
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,730
I was legitimately trying
to help...
363
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,456
- Oh, were you?
- Save this miserable marriage
364
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,070
by sending him away from me
and you into orbit!
365
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,256
Get your hands away from
my girlfriend, mysterious lady.
366
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,570
Girlfriend?
367
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,190
No, no, no, no!
368
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,860
Hey! I know some street moves!
Okay?
369
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,860
I don't want to use
my street moves on you, man.
370
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,860
Let's...
371
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,360
- Guys...
- Where is he?
372
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,730
I thought this was gonna be
so much hotter than it is.
373
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,980
We're supposed to be
looking for Matt!
374
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,070
Sensing a lot of tension
in this room.
375
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,190
Every room you're in
ripples with tension.
376
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:52,070
Come on, we're running out
of time to find Matt. This way!
377
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,440
Get your head
out of his ballsack! Let's go.
378
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:57,730
Why do I keep thinking
I'm clever? I'm not.
379
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,480
On a good day,
I'm barely not stupid.
380
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,690
- Matt!
- You are clever.
381
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,610
I remember saying that to Iris
382
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,480
the first time I saw
your headshot.
383
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,070
Well, exactly. I'm not clever,
384
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,650
but I look as if I should be.
Matt!
385
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,820
Maybe I should shave this off.
386
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,570
It's giving me delusions
of wisdom.
387
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:15,690
Actually, you can't.
388
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,480
Beardedness is stipulated
in your contract.
389
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,030
Matt!
390
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,480
Ryan. Judd.
391
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,730
What... the fuck
have you been doing?
392
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,900
Just, uh...
393
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,360
you know, having snack attacks
and shrieking.
394
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,730
Did you not hear...
395
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,230
I mean, you're not even hiding.
396
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,440
Well, we're all hiding.
I'm hiding.
397
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,280
- You're hiding.
- You are.
398
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,570
Wh... What the hell
was "the void?"
399
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,570
- My empty tummy.
- Oh my god.
400
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,900
That makes so much more sense
401
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,650
than a random white room
with a big fan.
402
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,820
Okay, well, Matt,
we need the airlock codes.
403
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:52,150
No. I've been itemizing
my thoughts. Thought 309:
404
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,730
"Every year, we pass
the pre-anniversary of our death
405
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,780
but we don't even know it,
so we don't get presents."
406
00:15:57,860 --> 00:16:00,280
Seriously, Matt, we need...
We need the codes now, so...
407
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,820
Thought 14:
408
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,190
"Poor octopus..."
409
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,230
eight arms, but no hands.
410
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,440
"Fuck you, God."
411
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,860
Yeah, that is a good point.
412
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,820
The codes!
Matt, we need the codes.
413
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,900
- Give me... Give me the codes.
- Oh, jeez.
414
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,506
Where... Where are they?
What are you doing?
415
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,416
What are you doing... No,
you stand upright, and I'll...
416
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,440
No, no, no. You stay...
417
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,400
All right, full report.
What is going on?
418
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,190
Mom, you're sweet.
419
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,280
Oh my god!
420
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,730
- Hi, Rav!
- Rav!
421
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,900
Not now, Ryan.
Oh, don't "Hey, Rav" me.
422
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:31,480
- You need to apologize.
- For what? About...
423
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:35,360
Oh, is this about the fact that
everybody on Earth hates you?
424
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,860
'Cause I am against that.
425
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,206
I'm sorry,
that's not good enough.
426
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,150
I had to leave
an entire planet behind
427
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,860
because a baying mob
wanted to bay me to death!
428
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,860
My life on Earth
is buggered because of you!
429
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,480
And all I'm asking is that you
just acknowledge that
430
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:49,820
and fucking apologize!
431
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,690
Whoa, whoa! You work for me.
432
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,030
With deep bloody regret, I do!
433
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,650
Iris!
434
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,940
- That felt amazing!
- That's assault.
435
00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,440
Right! Right.
Yes, that is assault.
436
00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:02,900
Iris!
437
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,150
- Why didn't I walk away? Iris!
- That's real violence.
438
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,860
Right, who's next? You.
439
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,530
You better give her
the codes, Matt.
440
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,110
Violence is never the solution.
441
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,440
- Just hit him. I think hit him.
- Oh, oh, oh...
442
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,586
I haven't even touched you yet.
443
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,400
I'm telling you the number.
Oh-oh-oh-five.
444
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,940
Five?
445
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,876
- Cyrus? Zerozerozero-five...
- For Avenue 5. I made it so that
446
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,666
anyone thinking rationally
would be able to guess it.
447
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,570
But anyone thinking
irrationally,
448
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,530
anyone suicidal, would not.
449
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,860
Well, I didn't get it.
Does that mean I'm suicidal?
450
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,690
Because honestly,
just give me the nod,
451
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,530
- and I'm ready to...
- Don't say that. Ever.
452
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,690
Uh, where's Judd?
453
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,650
He can't...
He can't have gotten far.
454
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,916
He must be headed
for the shuttle.
455
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,230
- What did you say?
- Oh, shittle.
456
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,400
Mia...
457
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,230
Since when is there a shuttle?
458
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:49,400
What? All this time, I've been
unduly pleasant to everyone,
459
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,820
and there was a way to get off?
460
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,150
Can we ease up?
I have recent knees.
461
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,900
Come on, people, come on!
462
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,360
Faster, faster!
463
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,690
We run out of time,
I'm gonna be taking names,
464
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,150
room numbers, and teeth!
465
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,190
Honey,
people do not respond well
466
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,980
to threats of dental violence!
467
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,480
Well, you do, Frank.
468
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,360
Go, go, go, go, starbuck!
469
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,480
Yes, sir.
470
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,980
Go! Go, go, go!
471
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,440
Yes, sir. We're going,
going, going, going.
472
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,400
That button initiates prelaunch.
473
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,690
The rest is automated.
474
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,780
What the fuck
is the point of having a pilot?
475
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,150
There is a second button.
476
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,610
I shall press that
in due course.
477
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:27,320
- Oh, good. That sounds fun.
- I'm Paul.
478
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,480
Oh, yes! I've bagged him!
479
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,570
This is what big game hunters
must feel like.
480
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,166
If I was that pilot,
I'd have my finger
481
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,190
on the ejector seat button
the whole way home.
482
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,440
You guys realize I hear
every word
483
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,480
you're saying about me.
It's very hurtful.
484
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,530
Uh... Well, Mr. Judd,
485
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,780
back on Earth,
people really hate you.
486
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,400
So if you go back, you're gonna
get ripped limb from limb,
487
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,780
and then bit of limb
from bit of limb, so...
488
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,980
No! Me? Why?
489
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:56,980
Uh, well, in order:
hatred, yes, you,
490
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,360
and because you contemplated
mass murder.
491
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,530
On second thought,
what's six months anyway?
492
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,190
I was in my mom's womb
longer than that.
493
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,650
It was great
getting to know you.
494
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,110
Thank you so much for sharing
that story about your name.
495
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,690
He doesn't wanna go, he
doesn't wanna go. No, no, no, no...
496
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,320
- Boom. The hero returns.
- Yeah!
497
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,230
Billie, your laugh.
It's a bit loud. Work on that.
498
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,030
What? Where the hell
are you going?
499
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,780
You tricked me!
500
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,860
Okay, the sad clown
501
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,006
seems to have misunderstood
what we're trying to do here.
502
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,390
All right,
let's start this mother!
503
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,530
Who the hell is he,
and why is he in Judd's seat?
504
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,150
That is Jordan Hatwal,
505
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,320
which is an anagram
for Huge Asshole!
506
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,650
Jordan, I did like you,
but I am very, very weird.
507
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,190
- That is true. She is.
- Where's the pilot gone?
508
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,796
Just remembered I've got to, uh,
change the, uh, travel catheter.
509
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:44,860
Fuck me!
510
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,610
- Go on, go!
- What? What's happening?
511
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,400
You're gonna drive me
back to Earth?
512
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,360
That little boy's grown
into a man.
513
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,980
He's got himself some fat balls!
514
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,336
Our relationship
is more important
515
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,030
than your lateral career move.
516
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,780
- Jesus!
- Go, get in there, honey.
517
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,530
Oh, my gosh!
I have never been
518
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,280
more attracted to you
than right now!
519
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,480
Oh, oh, oh. Hey! Hey!
Only one of you can go home.
520
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,440
All right?
No one else sits that seat.
521
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,690
Doug, I want you to go.
I want you to get home safe.
522
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,650
No, it has to be you.
It has to be you.
523
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,230
- Fucking love you, Mia.
- Oh, Doug!
524
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,820
It never felt right to just yell
at someone like Mads
525
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,360
and have him just absorb it.
526
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,400
I also love you,
yellow princess.
527
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,980
Will you shut the shit up?
528
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,230
- Okay. Yeah.
- All that stuff about your laugh
529
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,900
and then trying to get
in the shuttle,
530
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,730
it was all just a joke.
An unclear joke.
531
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:29,480
You know, Jordan,
you are an unclear joke.
532
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:35,360
Hey. Did somebody order
the medieval feast?
533
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,980
- That Joe's bits?
- I, uh, stripped him for parts.
534
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,730
Did you only have a clear bag?
535
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,546
No, it actually took me
a while to find this.
536
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:42,690
It's biodegradable.
537
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,400
So, unfortunately,
are Joe's hands.
538
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,900
They burst in space.
539
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,820
Poor Joe, he'd be so sad
knowing he's not useful.
540
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,070
Handy.
541
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,530
Will you pause
542
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:55,110
the shitty
open mic night routine
543
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,690
for just two minutes?
544
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,570
I should definitely go.
545
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,610
It's what Sarah would want.
546
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:03,480
I honestly never heard her say
a good word about you, Nadia.
547
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,610
Right!
No, no, no! What do you think...
548
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:08,650
No, no, no, no! Get
back! Get back! Mia! No!
549
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:10,730
Right!
That's it!
550
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:13,190
My patience has snapped
551
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,110
like a 200-year-old breadstick!
I've had it!
552
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,570
I am the captain still!
553
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:22,230
And I decide who stays
and who goes!
554
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,150
You two! Pinky and Perky! Out!
555
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:26,570
- Really?
- Go on! Get out!
556
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,820
You have an anger problem.
557
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,900
That's the captain I remember
from that headshot.
558
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,440
- Are they coming back?
- Yeah.
559
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,730
Matt, give me Joe.
560
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:43,860
No... no, no, no, don't do that,
not now. Just give me Joe.
561
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,400
Oh look, it's the Queen of Sheba
and the Frank of Sheba.
562
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,940
- Look busy.
- So, uh... Whoa.
563
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:50,400
What's that?
564
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,530
It's a bag with some
of my friend in it.
565
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:53,940
Okay...
566
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:56,190
You're gonna need a cool bag
because that will drip.
567
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,150
Karen, sorry,
I don't mean to be impolite,
568
00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,650
- but shut your piehole.
- Hey!
569
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,860
- Frank.
- Frank.
570
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,820
Just so everybody understands,
whoever goes back,
571
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,650
takes Joe with them. All right?
572
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,230
Okay, okay.
573
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,280
Maybe...
Maybe you should go.
574
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,400
What, me?
575
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,190
Get some rest.
Watch some cricket.
576
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,610
Why? Because I'm standing here
like this?
577
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:19,230
You realize I don't usually.
578
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,190
You're very unhappy.
579
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,940
You know that thing you do
where you act sarcastic
580
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,650
so we all feel sorry for you?
It works. We do.
581
00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:31,610
Whatever it is
you were trying to do,
582
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,570
we appreciate that.
583
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,780
I related to you
584
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,530
- because you always fell short.
- Yeah.
585
00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,480
You know what?
Maybe I should be captain.
586
00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:40,360
It's... It's kinda weird
that I'm not.
587
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,610
Well, I am moved by your faith.
588
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,730
And then your lack of it.
And now, your indifference.
589
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:53,150
Bye.
590
00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:59,190
All right, come on, Chuckles,
let's go.
591
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,940
Yes, sir, I've...
I've pressed the button.
592
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:02,530
All right.
593
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:16,230
Billie? What...
Why aren't you doing the...
594
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,780
Why do you think?
595
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,610
Oh, fuck! No!
596
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,900
- No, I can't go.
- No?
597
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,940
You need my hands...
598
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,320
to... to...
The big fucking steel...
599
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,780
Because Joe's hands are now
pulped to buggery!
600
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:31,360
- Yeah.
- No, I've gotta stay.
601
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,780
But actually, this forgetfulness
602
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,230
makes me think
maybe you should go.
603
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,780
- Is he... always like that?
- Oh, yeah.
604
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,530
He occasionally switches up
the accent,
605
00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:41,070
but for the most part, this is
what I've been dealing with.
606
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,650
Maybe I should go.
607
00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:43,980
Frank!
608
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:45,610
Okay. No, I'm good.
609
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,940
Shut up, Frank, 'cause
the seat's got my name on it!
610
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:51,980
What? Oh, does the seat say
"Smasher Fuckboy" on it?
611
00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:54,940
You know what? I'm done
with this hokey-pokey bull-S.
612
00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,940
All right, uh,
set port side jettison.
613
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,440
Hit that baby!
614
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:01,440
Jettison commencing.
Fifty-five, 54...
615
00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,440
You know, you've been
my least favorite so far.
616
00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,256
Well, you're not exactly
Audrey Hepburn, are you?
617
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,530
- So let's just...
- forty-nine...
618
00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,690
Yeah, well, it is time
for the second button.
619
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,110
Forty-six, 45...
620
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:12,440
That was the second button.
621
00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,320
Shuttle launch commencing.
622
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,230
- Forty-one...
- Sixty...
623
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,376
- forty...
- fifty-nine...
624
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,586
- thirty-nine...
- fifty-eight...
625
00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:19,796
- thirty-eight...
- fifty-seven...
626
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,280
What is this,
a barbershit quartet?
627
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,690
This is like psychosis,
628
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,480
but without
any of the advantages.
629
00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:27,690
Why would you use
your own voice?
630
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:29,030
I have a beautiful voice.
631
00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:31,730
Iris, do you remember the day
that we recorded my numbers?
632
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,730
Yes, you struggled to count
in reverse,
633
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,650
so he counted up
and made us re-edit it.
634
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,650
So genius.
635
00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:39,780
Okay, make a hole.
Judd coming through. Come on.
636
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:42,280
Why am I going now?
I thought we all agreed
637
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,650
that every living creature
on Earth hated me.
638
00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:46,730
Is it 40 or four for the launch?
639
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,980
- Get your talentless ass outta here.
- No, no!
640
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,480
Thirty-one...
641
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:52,820
- Airlocks open, yes.
- Judd!
642
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,860
Get your talented ass in here!
643
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:55,980
And jettison.
644
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:01,820
I didn't touch anything.
645
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,730
We just jettisoned
from the port side airlocks.
646
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:06,900
We're gonna home in six months,
baby.
647
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,530
That's the woman
who made me marry her!
648
00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:11,820
You jettisoned out of the rear,
not the port side.
649
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,190
You said "port side."
It's the rear of the ship.
650
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,320
The port side airlock jettison,
yeah.
651
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,876
- No, the rear of the ship...
- No, the port...
652
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,376
is where we were
jettisoning things out.
653
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,626
- Oh, that's right. Yeah.
- Yeah.
654
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:24,230
But no. Um... Because we had
so much stuff that...
655
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,070
And there are five airlocks
along the port side
656
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,860
and only two at the stern.
So it was more efficient,
657
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,110
you know,
to jettison from the port side.
658
00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:33,530
No, the whole point
659
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:35,530
is to jettison
from the back of the ship
660
00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:37,230
'cause that's what
pushes you forwards,
661
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,150
in the direction you wanna go.
662
00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:41,400
You've gotta... shit out
of the back of the ship.
663
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,940
This is basic shitting!
664
00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:45,150
Even babies know that, Karen.
They shit out the back
665
00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:46,256
- pretty consistently.
- Right.
666
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,530
Karen, babies shit
from the back!
667
00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,730
I've seen babies do that.
They do it in diapers!
668
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,416
Right, does no one teach physics
in America?
669
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,730
- Somebody explain it properly!
- Cyrus. Cyrus, get on it.
670
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,756
If you push on the left,
if you push on the left...
671
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:58,650
- Then you p...
- you push... you change...
672
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,400
- Oh my god.
- She gets it now.
673
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,940
You have knocked us off course.
674
00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:05,360
I feel like I'm dying
and my teeth are falling out.
675
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,820
- On our new trajectory...
- I don't wanna hear this.
676
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,690
The soonest
we could even attempt
677
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:10,940
a rescue from Earth...
678
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,730
eight years.
679
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,230
Iris!
680
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,440
Get that door, Doug!
681
00:26:18,650 --> 00:26:21,230
No! No, you can't...
Don't... You can't...
682
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,400
Leave it!
683
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,690
The door is closed.
684
00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:27,070
Yeah, I like to have it
like that when we go to space.
685
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,480
No, no, no!
686
00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:31,570
- Can you unclose it?
- No. No, it's on the auto-lock.
687
00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:34,530
That's short for automatic lock.
688
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:35,780
Iris!
689
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:36,780
I'm trapped!
690
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:39,110
I need you to do something
really bad
691
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,860
so that everybody looks at you
and not at me, okay?
692
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,280
I feel like I've fallen
into nettles naked.
693
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,230
Remember when
Frank pushed the button?
694
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,480
Yeah! Remember that, right?
695
00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:50,530
Frank pushed the button.
What an asshole Frank is.
696
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,070
I wonder which will go first,
the mind or the body?
697
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,730
My money's on the mind.
698
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:59,940
Detach. Detach.
699
00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,610
- Get away from the door.
- No!
700
00:27:01,690 --> 00:27:04,150
Too late.
It's officially too late!
701
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:05,690
No!
702
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,570
- Eight years.
- Fifteen, fourteen...
703
00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:09,400
- Eight years!
- Thirteen, twelve...
704
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,900
That's longer
than the Beatles were together!
705
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:15,190
- Nine...
- That's longer than the Seven Years' War!
706
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,190
- You no-good fucking side shitter.
- Six, five, four...
707
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,610
- It's true. I am Frank.
- Three, two...
708
00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,440
- And I'm so sorry.
- One. Launching.
709
00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:24,320
Launching. Launching.
710
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,150
Launching.
711
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:29,440
Iris!
You were like a coworker to me.
712
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,150
Don't touch my stuff!
713
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,190
Help! Stop it! Go back, go back!
714
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,320
- Go back!
- Ow!
715
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,860
This has been a horrible day.
716
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,070
Iris!
717
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,230
You think she can hear me?
718
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,030
No.
719
00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:44,940
But you may as well
keep screaming.
720
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,570
Iris!
721
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:53,400
Iris!
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