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What's the matter with you ?

What do you want ?

My dear little...

Oh, you hurt me ! My little Juliette, you musn't bite me like that.

You're so cute.

Oh, shit...

Allo?

I beg your pardon Madam, but i don't understand.

Do you sell your house or not ?

-Sir, you have to win it.

To "win" it... Wait, what to you mean by "to win it" ?

Listen, all i want to do is to view it. Is it possible ?

-But you can win this house!

No, listen, i don't want to win it. I just want to view it.

- Goddammit, is she deaf or what -

Good morning Madam.

-You are young. -That's very nice of you...

-Please, come in. -I Come here to see you about the ad...

-Please Come in, come in !

-Well, i... -Do you want some coffee ?

-Here you are, your coffee. -Well, er... Oh yes, sorry...

Please, come in. You will win, you know !

My husband is waiting upstairs.

What a nuthouse !

Hey ! Open the door !

I'm bleeding !

Bastards !

Oh my god...

Maybe here...

Exit

Okay, here we go. Now, the house is mine. You old wrecks.

I want you out by friday. Understood ?

You dirty bastards !

Allo, i beg your pardon Madam...

If i have understood correctly, you just told me that i could win the house ?

-We are old, we don't want to sell, but you can win the house !

Behave, okay.

Do you feel at ease ?

It's important that you feel at ease.

I like it when people feel at ease. It makes me feel relaxed.

I work better that way.

You're hot, you know that? You're a sweet little bitch.

It would be a shame to damage you. Don't you think?

You will talk, you know.

Everybody talks with me.

So, you will tell me where she is. Where she's hiding.

Okay ?

You have to help me, you know.

I got lots of problems.

Problems like...

Violence problems !

I lose my temper easily.

So, you have to help me because...

Because, when it starts...

I didn't mean to harm you but... I can't control it.

Are you making fun of me ?

You think it's funny ?

You think it's funny to be handicapped ?

Don't you hear me ?

Don't you hear what i'm saying ?

Is your little ear broken ?

Such a delicate and fragile little ear.

What about the other one, is it broke too ?

It feels better now, isn't it ?

Asshole !

You think it's funny ?

Wait a second. Look at yourself. You're a mess.

I got another idea for you.

Your tiny hand, I like tiny hands.

The delicate hands that could tell love stories, like... How you touched her...

How you caressed her...

How tenderly you looked at her...

So you're still whistling scumbag. Wait.

I'm losing my temper again ! Are you happy now ?! Look !

I will end up tearing you apart !

Does that make you laugh ?

Wait, i got another idea. A modern one !

Do you feel better now ? Yes ?

You feel better, don't you ? Scumbag !

I got something else for you.

Now bitch, will you talk !

You will tell me where she is !

Scumbag ! You don't look so proud now, do you ?

Six hours later In the north of France...

Carla, Carla !

Oh, Johnny !

Tell me Johnny !

I haven't talked. I haven't tell anything !

Do you believe me now ?

Oh, yes, i believe you !

Then, you promised me, you promised me !

Yes. A promise is a promise.

I can't believe it !

Crossroad of la Patte d'Oie...

It's not here !

Hey, Please !

Please, do you know where is the crossroad of la Patte d'Oie ?

The Crossroad of la Patte d'Oie ?

A crossroad, a junction. Do you know it ?

I owe nothing.

No, me neither. But where is the crossroad ?

The crossroad of la Patte d'Oie.

I have been called to the crossroad of la Patte d'Oie.

Listen, i am an ambulance driver.

Someone reported a road accident at the crossroad.

No, not you...

Me... No, not me...

An accident, at the crossroad of la Patte d'Oie.

Is it the crossroad of... An accident !

Do you understand ? An Accident ! An accident at the crossroad.

Crossroad of la Patte d'Oie !

...and Jean Marie Chevignac has reasserted during this prestigious meeting...

...the uppermost position of the SPRC within the French political parties.

I remind you the main headline of this news edition,

the terrorist attack perpetrated this afternoon against...

...the embassy of Iceland, in Paris.

5 victims were killed and 33 injured. The attack was claimed by the BRBL.

The two terrorists, Raoul Imitrophe and Monique Dangstrume, were arrested...

...while they were validating their lottery ticket at the Caf� de Paris.

After a gunfight, they finally surrender to the Police, and...

...excuse me...

Yes

I have just been informed that Thierry Bob is now in front of the Police headquaters.

He will give us the first images of the terrorists, in exclusivity for TVS News

Thierry, can you hear me ?

Yes, yes i can hear you. It's 8.17pm and we are presently in front of the Police HQ.

Since 5pm, rumour has it that the two terrorists would be transferred in this building.

This rumour has been confirmed at 7.50pm by the police superintendent Renard.

Two cars are now approaching...

Yes, it's them, here they are !

Thank you Thierry.

Here are the only available pictures of Raoul Imitrophe and Monique Dangstrume...

...we had until now.

They were spotted for the last time in December, in Stockholm,

where they've had narrowly escaped Interpol.

At 9.40 the literary broadcasting "Leeway" presented by Martine Barreau.

At 11.50pm, the news night report will be presented by Herv� Dubourg.

That's all for tonight broadcast schedule.

I wish all of you an excellent night and sweet dreams.

And i'd like to pass a personnal message to Raoul...

Hey Raoul ! Listen to me !

This evening i'd like to wish you a good night.

Just to you.

It's been on my mind for so long. Knowing you here, everynight...

...without being able to say something.

Especially when the TV set needs to be adjusted, so you can come near me.

So close that i get all aroused...

And when the image is glitching, when you grope the knobs from behind...

Your hands all over me...

I get so excited.

I'm not like that bitch !

Good for church, but bad in bed !

She can't give you THIS !

That whore with her jug ears !

Come on Raoul, leave her. Come close to the screen.

Come here, i'll take care of you !

The SPRC meeting took place this afternoon at Bourg-la-Reine.

Jean-Marie Chevignac seems to be the favourite candidate for the next election.

Is it really necessary to remind you the upmost importance of the coming election ?

A crucial day for french politics.

Meanwhile, the opposition parties...

...are getting bogged down in a campaign of demoralization of the nation.

WE are able to honour our promises, thanks to YOU.

You, who are supporting us.

For better and for worse.

You, France, the national heritage, the homeland...

Stand up ! Stand up France !

Now, let me tell you about... Listen, please.

Let me tell you about two citizens.

Whom, up until now have made everything to harm our party.

Two citizens.

They've made everything to harm us .

They are a disgrace for our country !

Look at them !

Look at the faces of those heretics !

Raoul Cagne and Monique Nique !

They are the "b�tes-noires" of the SPRC !

We have to wipe 'em off the map !

Help ! Hurry up !

I beg you, please ! Hurry !

Okay, let's go.

Be careful, my head starts to hurt.

Can we have a break ?

I'd like to have a cigarette.

Hey, don't punch too hard !

And time passes...

Six months later, in a Parisian art gallery...