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JIM, WOULD YOU CLEAR OFF
THIS TABLE, PLEASE?
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HONEY, I JUST MADE DINNER.
I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS.
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AND I ONLY HAVE ONE.
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YEAH? WELL,
WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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YOURS.
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I TOLD YOU NOT
TO SNEAK UP ON ME
IN THE SHOWER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
IN THE MOVIES,
THE WOMEN LOVE IT.
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YEAH, WELL, IN THE MOVIES,
IT'S RUSSELL CROWE.
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OH, THANK GOD.
ADULT FOOD.
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OHH.
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MOMMY, YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD READ MADELINE.
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YOU SAID YOU WOULD
COLOR WITH ME.
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OH, HONEY, HELP, PLEASE.
NO, ME FIRST!
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OKAY. HEY, GIRLS,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU DON'T GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET IN BED RIGHT NOW,
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SANTA WON'T COME TONIGHT.
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[BOTH GASP]
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WHAT?
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YOU'LL DEAL WITH IT
TOMORROW.
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MMM, THAT LOOKS--
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[ HISSING ]
AAH-AAH!
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN
LIKE THIS ALL DAY. THEY'RE--
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THEY'RE SICK
AND THEY'RE CRANKY,
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AND THEY'RE DRIVING ME NUTS.
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WELL, I GOT TWO WORDS
FOR YOU, HONEY--TV.
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NO.
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COME ON, HONEY,
PUT A TV IN THEIR ROOM,
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AND YOU WON'T HEAR
A PEEP OUT OF THEM.
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JIM, WE PROMISED OURSELVES
WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
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WE PROMISED OURSELVES
WE WOULDN'T DO
A LOT OF THINGS.
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LIKE NOT GO TO BED MAD
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OR WITH OTHER PEOPLE,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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HEY, GUYS.
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