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The curator agreed to remove
the paintings from the exhibition
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and sent a letter to the artist
inviting him to submit alternatives.
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Unfortunately,
the offer was refused point-blank.
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- He's threatened to go to the press.
- Mr Norman Lindsay, I take it?
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- You've heard of him.
- Well, I like to keep abreast.
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The last thing we want is a scandal.
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A case could be made for the
first three. They're merely vulgar.
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But this one
is certainly blasphemous.
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I think an outsider has more of
a chance of getting through to him
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than any of us locals.
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I gather you were something
of a progressive at Oxford.
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Don't believe everything you hear
but yes, element of truth in that.
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He's happy to put you
and your wife up for the night.
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I think he rather relishes
the idea of a good argument.
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Well, if his reputation
is anything to go by,
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he'd love to shock the socks off
any churchman that goes near him.
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May I introduce you to my wife?
I don't think you've met.
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Estella, the Bishop of Sydney.
My wife, Estella.
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- Welcome to Australia.
- Thank you.
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- Morning.
- Tickets, please.
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- Do you know if a taxi's waiting?
- Yeah. There's not.
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I, um, understand one was booked
to go to Mr Lindsay's place.
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Doing a bit of modelling, are yous?
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No, I certainly am not.
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Taxi's been a bit late lately.
You'd be better off down at the pub.
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May we leave our baggage here?
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I'm about to knock off.
It'll be pilfered.
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Would you mind giving us
a hand with it, then?
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- Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
- I'll forgive you.
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- Millions wouldn't.
- Oh, dear.
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Try the pub.
It's just down the hill.
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- Morning.
- Get fucked. Get fucked.
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Ah, fuck.
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Aw, fuck.
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Watch the language, everyone.
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Gents only in the bar.
Ladies' lounge is through the door.
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Yes, we don't want a drink.
We just want a taxi, if there is one.
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- Reg is at a funeral.
- I see.
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- You could be in for a long wait.
- Oh, yes?
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It's his funeral.
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Well... Thanks.
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Hey! I got my eye on you!
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- Where yous goin'?
- Out to Mr Lindsay's place.
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We're goin' out that way.
We can give you a lift.
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- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- After we finish our beers.
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Anthony?
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They can't wait forever.
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Fine. Come on, then.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for the lift.
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I don't mean to be rude but...
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you got a bit of food
on the side of your mouth.
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Thanks.
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See ya later.
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Sorry about that, Piglet.
You all right?
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They swear an awful lot.
They tend to, types like that.
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- They didn't really say anything.
- Good.
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- Now, where is everyone?
- Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind.
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Pooh, look, there's something here.
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Dear visitors, sorry we missed you.
Gone out for a picnic.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Well, I suppose
we'd better not go in.
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Let's sit over by the pond.
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- Mrs Campion?
- Hello.
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What? Ah! Sorry.
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I was fast asleep there.
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You must be Mr Lindsay.
Lindsay Campion, my wife Norman.
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- Estella.
- Just out from England?
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That's it. We arrived
just a couple of weeks ago.
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So they weren't game to send a local?
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Well, you...
you're exactly on our way.
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Oh, well. I'm glad
you got here in one piece.
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Excuse me, I gotta get back to work.
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Giddy and Sheela'll show you a room.
You'd probably like to freshen up.
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- We'd love to, thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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- You take that for me...
- This way, ladies and gents.
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Maggie!
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Thank you. Lovely.
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You'll have trouble sleeping.
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She sleeps next door
and she snores terribly.
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- I do not.
- She sounds like two possums mating.
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That's so horrible and it's not true.
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Whereabouts is the, uh...
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Take him out to the thunder box.
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Just a tick.
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I've never snored in my life.
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I think snoring
can be quite charming, actually.
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This way.
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Why do they call it a thunder box?
Cos it's out in the wind and rain?
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I suppose. But you always need
to keep your shoes on.
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- Are there stinging nettles?
- Yes, and scorpions and centipedes.
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Hell.
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- Can you swim?
- Not very well.
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I'll wake you up. There's
a swimming hole we go to every day.
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- I'm Sheela.
- Estella.
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Does he always take the Bible
with him to the dunny?
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It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't
like wasting time, that's all.
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Well, from the size of it,
he could be there all night.
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I should've warned him
about the redbacks.
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- What are they?
- Small spiders with big teeth.
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- They live under toilet seats.
- How do you know if they're there?
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By the screams.
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Ah, there you are.
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Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he?
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He said we're gonna do
The Sirens next.
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- Do you know about them?
- Certainly.
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They lived on the island of Atlantis
and sang songs from the cliffs
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and sailors from passing ships were
driven mad by these gorgeous voices.
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And the ships would be dashed
against the rocks
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and the sailors dragged down
to a blissful death
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with the voices of the sirens
ringing in their ears.
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I think myths
are a bit stupid, really.
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I'll be wearing this.
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You know, you could pose, too,
if you like.
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He always needs more models.
Go on, try it. Please.
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There's some male ones too.
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I don't think that's quite for us.
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Well, you could always wear a dagger,
strategically placed.
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Or a sword. Whichever you need.
And dinner's ready.
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Oh, that's right.
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I was sent to fetch you.
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I don't...like people thinking
I'm like the other models.
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I'm working here as a maid.
Mr Lindsay asked me to pose
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and I said I would
if I could keep my clothes on.
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Because I really think it's important
to keep one's mystique,
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don't you, Mr Campion?
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Is it Mr Campion
or Father Anthony?
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It's, uh, it's Tony.
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Do you think it's a sin...Tony?
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I don't think there's anything sinful
about the body.
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There's a tradition of religious
painting featuring the nude.
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It's a question of...how the artist
uses the body that's important.
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So, do you think
Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude?
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Some I think are profane.
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Oh, that's good. I'm starving.
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I only eat once a day
cos my mother's very fat
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and it runs in my family.
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You should see my grandpa.
He looks like the Michelin Man.
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You know, the one
with all those tyres around him?
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He eats like a horse!
He puts tomato sauce on everything.
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It was a very enlightened society.
The artists made all the decisions.
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That's why there's no record
of warfare
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between the Atlanteans
and anyone else.
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The main question is, where was it?
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The Mediterranean
is the most likely spot.
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They're always digging up pottery
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that doesn't belong to
any known civilization.
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How could a complete people
just disappear?
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Well, a cataclysm. They were all
wiped out in a cataclysm.
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Whole island sank in an earthquake.
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So you're a genuine believer
in Atlantis?
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Well, I lived there
in a former incarnation.
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I ask because the cataclysm can be
seen as an image of moral collapse
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and some think we're going through
a similar period of decay.
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Do you explore that in your painting?
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I think people have always
been decaying, whenever they can.
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He's just a very depraved man,
I'm afraid, Mr Campion.
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No one's safe.
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I'm bloody bored!
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Have you seen those fairies lately?
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A couple of them were out
last Friday.
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- They were not!
- They were too.
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They always come out
on Fridays round midnight.
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They do not. Do they, Mummy?
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Yes, you don't see them
cos you're asleep.
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Tonight's Friday,
as a matter of fact.
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But then you'd be
too bloody bored to see them.
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No, I'm not, Mummy.
I promise I won't be bored.
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- Even bloody bored?
- Promise!
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Well, if you're gonna be up
at midnight, get to bed now.
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- Say good night to everybody.
- Good night, everybody.
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The Industrial Revolution
killed the fairies.
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They were left with nowhere to live.
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- Except our imaginations.
- lmaginations are a luxury.
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- Beg your pardon?
- Most people can't afford them.
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I don't think imagination
is dependent on economics, is it?
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In a factory you're doing exactly
the same thing day after day.
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An active imagination is what allows
people to do that kind of work.
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Oh, well, you'd know, of course!
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I just think
that's what you'd have to do.
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You'd have to be imagining
other things.
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Please don't tell us
what the working class think,
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thanks very much.
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I think what the Bishop's
really hoping for
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is that we can come to a compromise,
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find some other examples
of your work.
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The great thing is no... Your chair.
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- No one wants to see you excluded.
- Now, that is a comfort.
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I hadn't realised the Church's
interest in contemporary painting.
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- Pooh?
- It's me.
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Come in.
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Poor old Piglet.
Pru gave you a bit of a working over.
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He insists it's up to the public
to decide for themselves
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if they want to see his pictures.
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Of course, they have to see them
first to decide,
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by which time
the damage has been done,
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but that is a bit of logic
which is lost upon him. Never mind.
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I'll have another shot
in the morning before we go.
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Do you think the pictures
actually damage people?
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I think that the sexual ones
are just rather childish
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but I do think
negative images build up
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and don't any good in the long run
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and I think The Crucified Venus
is offensive and downright arrogant.
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- I'm coming, I'm coming!
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- Hurry up, stupid!
- I'm running as fast as I can,
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you disgusting thing!
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My guess is they're tooth fairies.
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- Shall we?
- Come on, then.
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- Swimming?
- What's the time?
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The train doesn't leave until 12.
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All right.
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Anthony.
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What'd you do to him?
He's exhausted.
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- Anthony!
- Don't wake him up.
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Well, he might be dreaming.
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It's dangerous to wake somebody up
if they're dreaming
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because you leave part
of your brain behind.
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If it happens a lot,
you go feeble in the head.
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Yeah. You're living proof.
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All right, I'll join you in a minute.
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- Are you rich?
- Not very.
222
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- What does your father do for crust?
- Why do you ask?
223
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,885
Well, Pru thinks you're bourgeois,
that's all.
224
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Mine was taken by a shark.
225
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,306
God, how awful!
226
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,601
There wasn't much left of him.
227
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,313
So I was brought up mainly by my mum.
She runs a sweet shop.
228
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,734
But I'm quite ambitious all the same.
I was determined to keep my figure,
229
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:08,780
which was hard with chocolate wombats
and toffee apples everywhere.
230
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:12,993
- But as you can see, I succeeded.
- Because you wanted to be a model?
231
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,495
Oh, no.
Modelling is just to get known.
232
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,581
I'm going to be a famous actress.
233
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:20,625
People will know me through
Mr Lindsay's paintings,
234
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,003
then I'll move on to
stage and screen.
235
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,637
They're very common.
They can't help it.
236
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,057
Sheela's got
ten brothers and sisters.
237
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,809
She wants to be an artist like Norman.
238
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,731
- And Pru wants to be an aviator.
- Aviatrix.
239
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,869
Quick, someone's coming!
240
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,579
- Hide!
241
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,999
- Devlin!
- Come and have a swim.
242
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:12,260
You shouldn't have anything to do
with him. He's a criminal.
243
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,680
- You dream about him, don't you?
- I do not!
244
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,309
You lie on the ground
while he licks your belly button.
245
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:23,605
You're so disgusting, flaunting
yourselves. You're so cheap!
246
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,650
He wouldn't know
if we were dressed or not.
247
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,653
- She'll think we're...barbarians.
248
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,627
- Morning.
- Morning.
249
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,298
The papers got hold of it.
250
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:55,053
"When the exhibition arrives in
London, the English will be convinced
251
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:59,891
"Australia is peopled by degenerates
afflicted with sex mania."
252
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,102
Must be why they deported us.
253
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:07,023
The other news is that it seems
we'll be here for another day or so.
254
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,986
The train was derailed and a
section of track has to be repaired.
255
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:14,739
Rose is very kindly giving us a ride
into town this afternoon
256
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,117
to see how long it's going to be.
257
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:22,080
These flies are
remarkably persistent.
258
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:25,333
I just...ate one, I think.
Came in on me honey.
259
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,294
Made me feel funny...
260
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,671
in me tummy.
261
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:44,269
- May I speak?
- Briefly.
262
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:48,231
I just wondered if you'd be
interested in today's editorial?
263
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,984
I try to ignore the press
as much as I can.
264
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,282
Oh, here we go.
265
00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:02,287
"The excesses of Lindsay have
long been a source of consternation
266
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,498
"to clean-living citizens
of this country.
267
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:09,586
"He paints people who seem to be
slaves of cocaine or similar,
268
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,465
"which has reduced them to
frenzied and shameless morbidity.
269
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:18,928
"Today, however, not content with
scorning standards of public decency,
270
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:24,726
"he profanes the most sacred image
of Christianity, the Crucifixion."
271
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:28,438
As if I give a damn about
these Wesleyans, these wowsers.
272
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:32,525
Well, it's quite a lot of people
who hold the Crucifixion sacred.
273
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:36,029
- Anyway, you're busy.
- Mr Campion, I am an artist
274
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:40,325
and I refuse to be compromised by
the scruples of the public!
275
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:43,953
- Scruples or beliefs?
- And this Crucifixion business.
276
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,039
When I was a boy,
277
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:49,834
my mother used to try to instruct us
on the sad story of Jesus,
278
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,128
how He died on the cross for us.
279
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,465
My whole being rose in revolt
against the idea!
280
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:59,135
It's a vile notion
that a god should sacrifice himself
281
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:02,722
for the sins of mankind,
it's a pestilent notion.
282
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,933
- Well, I couldn't agree with that.
- Hang on.
283
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,561
it's nothing compared to
the suffering the Church has caused.
284
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,898
The burning of witches,
the Spanish lnquisition,
285
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,776
the slaughter of pagan tribes
and so on.
286
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,986
Anyway, there we are.
287
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,655
Must get back to work.
288
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,082
Well, now, here's a thing.
289
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:33,211
You see the article in here about
Atlantis? There's a new theory.
290
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,047
Off Norway, they reckon.
291
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,009
When it sank,
it must've caused a tidal wave,
292
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:42,887
so they're looking at
old Nordic texts
293
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:46,015
to see if there's any evidence
of flooding.
294
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:51,187
You're disgusting, Sheela.
You should be in a sty.
295
00:28:56,109 --> 00:29:02,574
- Watch this. Watch Giddy's skin.
- Don't you dare. Don't, Sheela.
296
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,326
One day, we're gonna tickle you...
297
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,539
and we're gonna keep tickling you
all over.
298
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,541
Stop it.
299
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,627
Look at her arms and legs.
Look at the goose pimples.
300
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:16,296
Sheela. Will you be quiet?
301
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:20,049
- Do you know who else will do it?
- Shut up.
302
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:23,803
- He'll be tickling you too.
- He will not.
303
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,931
He'll tickle you...there.
304
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,061
She'd burst.
Her insides would go everywhere.
305
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,855
Sea slugs do that.
306
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,941
When they get attacked,
they spit their insides out.
307
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,360
You can eat them and go all night.
308
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,946
There are islands
where the women gang up
309
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,157
and ambush their favourite men
310
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,160
and feed them
the longest sea slugs they can find.
311
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,746
And the men get so incredibly hard,
312
00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:54,250
you can hang heavy clothes and jewels
from their erections.
313
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,796
- But doesn't it hurt?
- Excruciatingly.
314
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,089
Giddy's guts would be good for that.
315
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,716
They would not!
316
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,513
My giblets are pure and innocent,
like my mind.
317
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:24,280
Let's hope it's good news and
then we can get out of your hair.
318
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:28,576
- A couple heads more doesn't matter.
- That's very kind of you.
319
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:37,126
I suppose there's no point
in trying to prevail on you
320
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:41,297
to help persuade Norman just to
withdraw that particular picture?
321
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,299
- Mr Campion...
- Tony.
322
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,301
Have you actually seen it?
323
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,595
Yes, very briefly in the gallery.
324
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:52,016
I was the model for it, you see...
325
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,991
One, two, three, charge!
326
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,206
Stop it.
327
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,751
Stop it at once!
328
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:32,098
What do you think you're doing?
Go on, get off! Get off.
329
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,520
Go on, shoo, all of you.
All of you, go away.
330
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,107
What on earth was all that about?
331
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:44,068
They're just acting out
what their parents say -
332
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,322
Norman's the devil incarnate
and we're all witches.
333
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,700
Go on, now, shoo.
334
00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:54,162
- You eat sheep poo!
- You disgusting things!
335
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,372
- How do I look?
- Very nice.
336
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:42,001
Can I wear it tonight? Pru and I
are going out with some blokes.
337
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,340
I suppose so.
338
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,930
Do you often try on other people's
clothes without asking?
339
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:57,308
All the clothes I've ever worn
are other people's.
340
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,649
- Is this the ship you came out on?
- Yes.
341
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,568
My dad was a sailor.
342
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:11,239
What does he do now?
343
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,577
He's dead.
344
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,666
I'm sorry.
345
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,543
A shark took him.
346
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,629
They found an arm with his watch.
347
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,298
That's what they buried - the arm.
348
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:32,969
Still used a normal-sized coffin
though, just for appearances.
349
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,140
I hadn't realised sharks were so...
350
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,142
Successful?
351
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,943
Do you like your husband?
352
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:53,197
Do people usually marry people
they don't like?
353
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,867
Quite often, I'd say.
354
00:33:55,950 --> 00:34:00,496
Now, Devlin,
I want you to pose as Ulysses.
355
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,249
Is he the chap
you're going out with?
356
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:06,669
God, no. He just does
odd jobs around the place.
357
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:11,673
- But he can't see.
- He can't see much.
358
00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:13,633
Norman says it's all a blur.
359
00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:16,511
There was a big prizefight
out in the bush.
360
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,724
It went on for hours.
Blood everywhere.
361
00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:23,894
In the end, they had to stop
cos Devlin was blind.
362
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:26,773
After a few days, he could see a bit,
363
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,234
but he can't hardly recognise
anyone until they speak...
364
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:36,074
..but Giddy thinks
he's the best thing since Valentino.
365
00:34:37,324 --> 00:34:40,327
Merely routine for you,
old boy, I would've thought.
366
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,414
See ya tomorrow night, all right?
367
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:53,883
For too long,
you've kept sensuality in the gloom.
368
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:56,719
You've made it furtive and guilty!
369
00:34:56,803 --> 00:35:01,516
The Church has never denied that
sex has a supremely important role.
370
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:06,270
"Vaginal pessaries require
a manipulation of her genital organs
371
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,315
"which must be repugnant
to every woman."
372
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,860
See, that's the problem.
God makes us feel so guilty...
373
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:16,072
When Dolly Rogers allowed me
to play with her parts,
374
00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,282
I thought I'd be struck by lightning.
375
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,827
- One point.
- What's your point?
376
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,079
Mr Campion is trying to say
377
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:26,165
if we give way to our whims,
we're no better than pigs.
378
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,960
- Pigs?
- That's not my point!
379
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:35,967
If God didn't want us to play with
these parts, why make them fun?
380
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:40,346
So many people can't feed their kids
and the Church says, "Have more."
381
00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:42,306
Here come your lovers.
382
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:46,269
Look, Jesus never said anything
about chastity, anyway.
383
00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:49,272
That started with
some old men on an island
384
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:52,400
that suddenly decided
the body was bad for the soul.
385
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,778
- Atlantis, was it?
- It's a pity for women it wasn't.
386
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:59,157
The fact is,
the gloomy God of the Old Testament
387
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,076
still has us by the scruff
of the neck today.
388
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,038
When He was invented,
there were a lot of pagan religions
389
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:09,792
that celebrated sexuality
and fertility and so on.
390
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,713
So how is this new religion
to compete with something so popular?
391
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:18,551
By saying that sex was evil and that
women, the embodiment of sexuality,
392
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:22,889
were responsible for the downfall
of mankind in the Garden of Eden!
393
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:27,977
- So we're second-class citizens.
- Mrs Pankhurst would be proud.
394
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,606
- Why can't we be vicars or priests?
- Or popes?
395
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:36,277
Because we're too deafened by the din
of our bodies to hear God's Word.
396
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,947
- Here, here.
- May I answer that question?
397
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,283
- May I speak?
- Come in, boys.
398
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:45,286
- Evenin', all. G'day.
- Evening.
399
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,962
You're late.
400
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:59,508
We had to fix up...
a couple of flyblown sheep.
401
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,010
Did you wash your hands?
402
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,263
Twice.
403
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,518
- Eww, it's horrible.
- It's only oil, honey.
404
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:13,105
It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo
in your fingernails.
405
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,985
It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves.
406
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:22,865
Well...better get going, I suppose.
407
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,283
See yous later.
408
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,329
- Good night.
- See ya.
409
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,338
Try one of these.
410
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,006
They're Turkish.
411
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,643
Don't worry, Giddy.
Your time will come.
412
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,617
- Any luck?
- No.
413
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,747
"Is there a Piglet
in the house?" said Pooh.
414
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:20,423
They're trying to shock us,
aren't they?
415
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:24,135
Well, church-baiting's
always been a popular pastime.
416
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,595
I got an awful lot
of it at university.
417
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:30,850
The atheists always think it's funny
to roast the dusty old Christian.
418
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:34,312
The great thing, of course,
is not to be too dusty.
419
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:38,983
You should have seen Lindsay's face
when I started quoting Joyce at him.
420
00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,780
Something wrong, Piglet?
421
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,365
No.
422
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:50,870
Those girls are perfect models
for Lindsay's orgies, aren't they?
423
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:56,250
A shame about Giddy.
I think there's hope for her.
424
00:38:56,334 --> 00:39:00,713
She was, um...sticking up for me
at dinner. Did you notice?
425
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:10,931
Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have
brought you here, should I?
426
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,685
- Pooh...
- Piglet.
427
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,065
I think...
428
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,569
sometimes you have too high
of an opinion of me.
429
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,446
What on earth makes you say that?
430
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,242
- Oh, I don't know.
- You are a funny little thing.
431
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:40,169
It's freezing. Come on, then.
432
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,683
Do you want to?
433
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,685
I'm not sure.
434
00:39:56,769 --> 00:40:00,064
Well...you don't have to decide now.
435
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:02,691
- You wake me up if you do.
- All right.
436
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,318
According to Mr Lindsay,
437
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,738
we should both be in a state
of perpetual tumescence.
438
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,414
- What are you doing?
- Watching you sleep.
439
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:26,710
Looks like you both
had another punishing night.
440
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:31,840
I wish you wouldn't creep
into our room every morning!
441
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,592
We've just been for a swim.
442
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:37,179
I just wanted to tell you
how nice the water was.
443
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,872
Hello! Stop!
444
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:45,015
- What happened to you?
- You're a terrible mess.
445
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,267
I went for a walk.
446
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:51,230
- Stupidly...got lost.
- Come on.
447
00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,357
Plenty of room.
448
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:06,954
- Here. Put this on.
- I don't want to dress up.
449
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,958
You look as if you've been
in an orgy. Who were you with?
450
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,334
No one.
451
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:15,713
Don't be a spoilsport. Please?
452
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,469
Oh...all right, then.
453
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,354
Fuckin' pub.
454
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:36,275
You get fucked. And you too.
You get fucked.
455
00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:40,112
And you. You get fucked too.
456
00:45:40,195 --> 00:45:43,031
Go on and get fucked. Get fucked.
457
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,492
Three jugs of beer
and a créme de menthe.
458
00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:51,540
Hello? Hello?
459
00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:53,625
Sorry, lounge is closed.
460
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:57,588
- What about them?
- Just closed a few minutes ago.
461
00:45:57,671 --> 00:46:01,675
- Well, the main bar's open.
- The main bar's for men.
462
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:07,055
- Don't worry. Let's go.
- We came here for a drink.
463
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:12,352
Hey, Tom! Lewis.
464
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,481
Get us some drinks, will ya?
465
00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:24,823
Forget 'em. They're pretending
they don't know us.
466
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:28,076
That boil in the
middle of your bum...
467
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,621
you should have it
looked at by a doctor.
468
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:34,583
It might go septic.
Your whole bum might fall off.
469
00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:43,634
- What if we drink outside?
- That's against the law.
470
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:47,054
It's against the law
to be open on a Sunday.
471
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:50,808
Get fucked.
472
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:04,154
One, two, three!
473
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,867
- Your mother's a trade unionist?
- Yep.
474
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:12,913
The sort that'd put people like you
up against a wall and shoot 'em.
475
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:16,500
- My family aren't wealthy.
- What does your father do?
476
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:20,420
- He's an antiques dealer.
- Mine was a sailor.
477
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,422
He's dead.
478
00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:26,552
Taken by a shark?
479
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:29,304
Blown to bits in a battle.
480
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,974
They only ever found his foot.
481
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,603
- What's funny?
- I'm sorry.
482
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:08,719
One, two, three!
483
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,305
- Let go of my foot.
- One, two, three!
484
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:15,809
- Let go of my foot!
- One, two, three!
485
00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:21,607
You haven't caught us yet.
486
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:27,070
All right, girls. Jiggle your biceps.
This'll be piss easy.
487
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,750
Charge!
488
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,384
- Hopeless!
- Pitiful!
489
00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:53,221
- Kelly O'Hara!
- Sean Connolly!
490
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:57,392
- Seamus O'Hurd!
- Patrick O'Shaugnessy!
491
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:20,958
What are you doing, Giddy?
492
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:24,461
Dancing away all my impure thoughts.
I'm filled with them.
493
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,630
You should be doing it.
494
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:30,509
You need to more than me.
Oh, not you, Estella.
495
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:34,012
She needs to more than anyone.
496
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:41,561
Ah, the world's going round.
497
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,780
What are you picturing
in your mind, Giddy?
498
00:49:51,863 --> 00:49:53,573
Nothing.
499
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:58,370
- You're getting slippery.
- What do you mean?
500
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:04,835
I know somewhere...
where she'd be really ticklish.
501
00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:06,962
Don't.
502
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:48,295
He leaps from rock to rock
with the grace of a mountain goat.
503
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:47,187
- You all right?
- Rose. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
504
00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:50,190
- Just a bit out of breath.
- Were you running?
505
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,776
Walking.
506
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,277
Briskly.
507
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:10,335
I think it's time
you paid a visit to Mr Devlin.
508
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:12,879
I don't chase men.
It's undignified.
509
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,844
What's that in his hand?
510
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:24,474
- It looks like Estella's hat.
- Yes.
511
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:28,687
I...I lost it when I went out for
a walk. He must've picked it up.
512
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:31,106
So that's why you were blushing
in the car.
513
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,567
I was feeling ill, I told you.
514
00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:44,244
Let me go.
515
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,204
You ticklish?
516
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,183
Excuse me.
517
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:10,061
Would you...please untie me?
518
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:14,399
Please, will you untie me?
519
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,156
My hands are going to sleep.
520
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,943
Thank you.
521
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:21,091
- That tunic suits you.
- I thought we might go to evensong.
522
00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:25,887
All right, I'll go and change.
523
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,852
So must I.
524
00:54:42,153 --> 00:54:46,449
- Where were you?
- We went into the town.
525
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:50,287
You went to the pub.
I can smell it on your breath.
526
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,292
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous outfit?
527
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:59,045
It's...part of what they've been
using in the latest paintings.
528
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,755
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
529
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,675
Does this mean
you'll be doing some modelling?
530
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:06,136
There's no need to be offensive.
531
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:12,559
- Estella, what's wrong?
- Nothing is wrong!
532
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:31,161
In its long history, one of
the enduring strengths of the Church
533
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,331
has been its capacity
to withstand persecution,
534
00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,916
insult and ridicule.
535
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,793
Since its inception,
536
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:43,298
those who have sought to
mock Christians have been legion.
537
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:48,011
Even Jesus Christ Himself
felt their lash -
538
00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:52,932
on the street, in the marketplace,
even at the end on the cross.
539
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:57,312
"Where are you now,
you King of the Jews?"
540
00:55:57,395 --> 00:56:00,357
they called out to Him in his agony.
541
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,444
In every age,
still more come forward
542
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:09,991
to scorn His name
and to defame His most sacred images.
543
00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:14,412
But true Christians,
secure in their faith,
544
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:18,333
can identify such detractors
for what they are -
545
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:21,294
the disciples of the devil,
546
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:26,883
the destroyers of all
that is precious in family life,
547
00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:50,949
Please be seated.
548
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:59,249
- What on earth is wrong with you?
- Nothing.
549
00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:05,296
What strange, deluded, conceited
creatures we human beings are.
550
00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:09,801
We think we have secrets
551
00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,262
but how can we have secrets
from God,
552
00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:17,976
who knows our innermost thoughts
every moment of the day?
553
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,947
Giddy, what's wrong?
554
00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:36,202
He's in the studio.
He's staying there tonight.
555
00:57:37,328 --> 00:57:39,247
I'm going to seduce him.
556
00:57:40,373 --> 00:57:42,959
You're drunk.
557
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:46,421
Did he say anything...
anything about me
558
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:49,841
- when he untied you?
- No.
559
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:54,512
He's too shy, you see?
560
00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:58,224
I think you should lie down
for a while.
561
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,685
We're so out of touch
with our passions.
562
00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:04,772
I mean, I'm such
a bourgeois little thing,
563
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:08,276
too scared even to reveal myself
to a painter.
564
00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:14,908
I'm going to start walking around
without any clothes on
565
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:18,703
because, well,
clothes are just ost...
566
00:58:18,786 --> 00:58:22,957
"ostentatious figments
of middle-class imagination."
567
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,002
That's Pru's nonsense.
568
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,880
It's just a bit cold tonight.
569
00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:35,553
Well, I'd better go and get ready.
570
00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:38,348
This is the first day
of my new life.
571
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:41,226
No, the first night
of my new life.
572
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:11,714
She'll have to cross the Arafura Sea.
573
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:14,008
She'll be here in a few days.
574
00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:20,431
Look. This is where Amy Johnson's
got to in her plane.
575
00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:21,808
She was almost eaten by cannibals.
576
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:25,061
You've seen her.
She's about to burst out of her skin.
577
00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:29,440
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Why are you so concerned?
578
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:32,193
- You jealous?
- Don't be ridiculous.
579
00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:36,990
- You like him too, don't you?
- We didn't speak when he untied me.
580
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:42,203
- You didn't need to.
- You're really shocking.
581
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:26,247
Your characters all seem so ravenous.
Can't love ever be gentle?
582
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,293
Yes, of course it can,
but I'm not painting love scenes.
583
01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:32,712
Sorry, yes - "lust scenes."
584
01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:36,758
But there is a fierceness in desire,
isn't there? In lovemaking?
585
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,676
One of life's great conundrums.
586
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,554
The only one,
according to your paintings.
587
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,890
I admit that the human universe
588
01:00:43,931 --> 01:00:47,268
is infinitely richer
than my meagre palette.
589
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:51,481
For instance,
I do absolutely no justice at all
590
01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:55,318
to the nervous Nellies and
the shrinking violets, the saints...
591
01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:58,404
You're very contemptuous
of shrinking violets.
592
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,784
Dear Estella,
I'm a shrinking violet myself.
593
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,787
I choose to live
not in the real world but in here.
594
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:09,082
I flee from the real world
into my little studio
595
01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:13,336
and there before me is the
unlimited canvas of my imagination.
596
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:17,757
But your paintings,
they do go out into the real world.
597
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,552
While you have a wonderful
imagination, most are stunted
598
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:24,764
and you have no idea what effect
they'll have on people
599
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:27,016
or what they might
incite them to. Rape?
600
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:30,103
Mr Campion, in my opinion,
601
01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:33,523
the female body is the most
beautiful thing in the world
602
01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:38,820
and if it turns you into a ravenous
maniac I'd suggest it's a good idea
603
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:43,241
if your wife takes the greatest care
to get undressed behind a screen.
604
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:48,371
Estella's seen the pictures too.
Are we in danger from her?
605
01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:52,542
You're so patronizing, Mr Campion.
Everyone has a rich imagination.
606
01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:55,586
What stunts it
is capitalist exploitation.
607
01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:58,798
Go to Soviet Russia
where they've been liberated,
608
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:00,800
there's an explosion of creativity.
609
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:03,970
Have you been to Soviet Russia, Pru?
Have you?
610
01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:08,975
I thought for a moment someone knew
what they were talking about.
611
01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:13,771
Communism has exploded every value,
leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy.
612
01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:18,776
- Anarchy is freedom!
- Balls! Sorry. Sorry.
613
01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:22,071
Freedom for the strong
to dominate the weak.
614
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,241
It's exactly as before,
just a different set of bullies.
615
01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:28,870
Speaking of bullies, where's Giddy?
616
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,934
- I thought you'd lost that hat.
- Yes.
617
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,771
One of the girls must've found it.
618
01:02:55,897 --> 01:03:00,985
So, um, where was Giddy tonight?
619
01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:03,154
You like her, don't you?
620
01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:08,117
"Try one of these, they're Turkish."
621
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,121
No, I just...
622
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:15,458
I just worry about her
with those other two.
623
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:18,503
She's drunk herself into a stupor.
624
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,838
Planning to throw herself at...
625
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:23,633
that odd-job man.
626
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,679
Yes, he's quite a character,
isn't he?
627
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:32,517
Apparently, he had a dangerous
reputation before he lost his sight.
628
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,478
This whole country's dangerous.
629
01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:39,690
You know, I've been mulling over
what you said to me the other night
630
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:43,653
about...about me
thinking too highly of you.
631
01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:48,491
- I don't see either of us as saints.
- That's a relief.
632
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:53,371
Yes, I've done plenty of things
I'm ashamed of, stretching way back.
633
01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:59,126
- What sort of things?
- I remember when I was at school,
634
01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:01,796
we had this
ridiculous initiation ceremony
635
01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:04,757
for the new boys,
the "scum" as we called them.
636
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:09,762
- I was put through it myself.
- What happened?
637
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:14,267
Well, we used to stand 'em
on a chair, take their trousers down,
638
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:17,603
whip 'em with wet towels
while they recited Tennyson.
639
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,314
- You know the sort of thing.
- Do I?
640
01:04:22,066 --> 01:04:27,113
Anyway, that's just...
something I wanted you to know.
641
01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:39,625
In view of...today's activities.
642
01:04:41,168 --> 01:04:42,837
What are you talking about?
643
01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:48,467
I think you know,
I'd rather not put it into words.
644
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,488
Sorry I'm so noisy.
645
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:14,660
It's all right.
They'll all be asleep.
646
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:04,770
You are the Winnie the Pooh
sleeping in today.
647
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:08,024
- What's the time?
- Nearly three.
648
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:10,234
Message from your friend Sheela.
649
01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:14,905
She didn't want to wake you for
swimming as you needed your rest.
650
01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:18,159
Seemed quite smug about it, actually.
651
01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:21,037
I might have one now, then.
652
01:07:22,788 --> 01:07:25,291
To wake me up.
653
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,002
Right. Good idea.
654
01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:58,741
- How are you feeling?
- Really buggered.
655
01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:02,244
I woke in the night with a blanket
stuck to me like a cloak.
656
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,205
I'd spilt that horrible drink.
657
01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:06,415
I looked like a huge emerald mint.
658
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,169
Not that it mattered.
659
01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:13,422
- Why? What do you mean?
- I went to the studio to see him.
660
01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:17,176
He was there doing it
with somebody else.
661
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,386
Who was it?
662
01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:25,351
It was dark.
I suppose it was Sheela or Pru.
663
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:29,730
They've got absolutely no morals
at all.
664
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:33,692
I just feel so stupid.
I thought he liked me.
665
01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:42,701
So I'm not going to have
anything to do with men any more.
666
01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:45,704
- I've made a big decision.
- What decision?
667
01:08:45,787 --> 01:08:48,164
You'll see. So will Norman.
668
01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:18,696
- Change your mind?
- Yes.
669
01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:22,199
Disappointing news.
The organisers have backed down.
670
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,661
Exhibition's going ahead
with all the original paintings.
671
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:31,500
- Still, we did our best.
- I wish we could leave now.
672
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,836
That's the good news.
The track's been repaired.
673
01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:37,840
- We'll get the first train tomorrow.
- Thank goodness.
674
01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:43,137
I'll tell Lindsay.
675
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,604
Sorry, just thought I'd let you know
we'll be off in the morning.
676
01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,321
Right.
677
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:17,171
You're very naughty so I'm not
going to give you this chocolate.
678
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:21,133
Honey! Honey, come quick.
679
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:30,643
This lamb is absolutely delicious.
680
01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:34,772
Very nearly as good as Welsh lamb
and that's saying something.
681
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,817
Well, um...
682
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,528
thank you very much
for your hospitality.
683
01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:43,155
Bottoms up.
684
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:45,532
We've enjoyed ourselves.
685
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:48,786
I like a little opposition.
It clears the mind.
686
01:10:56,377 --> 01:11:01,215
So, um, I gather
you're a boxer, Mr Devlin.
687
01:11:01,298 --> 01:11:04,343
Yes, I used to do a bit
of boxing myself, actually.
688
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,887
Quite a keen pugilist in one's day.
689
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:12,351
Lost a huge part of this tooth from
a great haymaker someone gave me.
690
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:16,939
I expect you've got some
pretty bad scabs to show as well.
691
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:23,320
Apart, obviously, from the...
eye thing, which is beastly.
692
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:31,078
Well, unfortunately,
during his last fight,
693
01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:34,373
Mr Devlin was gasping for air
with his tongue hanging out
694
01:11:34,456 --> 01:11:38,419
and he got this enormous uppercut
under his chin and lost most of it.
695
01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:41,297
Bulldust, Norman.
696
01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:45,217
He makes a brilliant Ulysses, anyhow.
697
01:11:45,342 --> 01:11:48,637
We always call him into the water
and he never comes.
698
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:51,432
Whoever he was,
you'd try to get him in.
699
01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:55,686
- You'd get in the whole army.
- God, you're charming tonight.
700
01:11:55,769 --> 01:12:00,316
Thinking about the Atlantis series,
I'd like to do more research.
701
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:03,861
I was thinking of mounting
an expedition to go and find it.
702
01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:06,488
You might like to come.
703
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:12,369
- Devlin could be the pilot.
- Giddy could be the navigator.
704
01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,538
I'm not going if they're going.
705
01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:16,081
- What?
- Why not?
706
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,500
I can't trust you
as far as I could kick you.
707
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:23,255
- Thanks very much.
- What are you talking about?
708
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,840
You know!
709
01:12:24,923 --> 01:12:28,177
You always eat cheese
when you're feeling guilty.
710
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:30,304
Excuse me.
711
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:36,310
Sorry, I'd better go and see
if she's all right.
712
01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:44,860
- What?
- Nothing.
713
01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:51,075
Piglet? You all right?
714
01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:53,660
Yes, I'm...I'm fine, thank you.
715
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:57,956
Are you feeling a bit funny?
716
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,709
Probably all that Stilton.
717
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,756
You were packing it down,
weren't you?
718
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,430
- Well, I'd better...I'll go back.
- Pooh.
719
01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:18,519
I think...we should talk.
720
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:26,485
- Right you are. What about?
- Ever since we got here, I...
721
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:32,866
Well, now, I think some things
are best left unsaid.
722
01:13:34,326 --> 01:13:37,955
But that means
we'll always be strangers.
723
01:13:38,038 --> 01:13:40,332
No, not really.
724
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,295
- Only small parts of us.
- The bad parts.
725
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:49,299
No, I think it's good
to have a few secrets.
726
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,762
Do you?
727
01:13:57,057 --> 01:13:58,934
That way, in 50 years' time,
728
01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:02,813
we'll still be able
to surprise each other.
729
01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:05,482
Perhaps you're right.
730
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,283
I love you, Piglet.
731
01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:32,551
- What's the matter?
- You must've been dreaming.
732
01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:34,511
When you saw someone with Devlin.
733
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,638
You were so drunk.
734
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:40,392
I looked in here
and you were absolutely sozzled.
735
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:44,354
- But it was so real.
- Dreams always are.
736
01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:47,816
The other two swear it wasn't them
737
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:50,194
and you know how they like to boast.
738
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,864
Do you still like him?
739
01:14:55,115 --> 01:15:00,078
- I suppose so.
- You should go in and see him, then.
740
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:01,371
Now?
741
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:05,751
That's what your dream
was telling you.
742
01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:12,257
We'll have to fix your hair.
743
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:29,233
Good luck.
744
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,109
- What? It was night...
- You were shouting.
745
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,987
Really loudly.
I heard you from the garden.
746
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:43,075
But I wanted to tell you about
last night. Oh, it was wonderful.
747
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:46,578
I mean, I didn't do everything
with him because...
748
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,414
I don't think
he's good enough for me but...
749
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:53,001
oh, he did some things
which were just...
750
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,838
Gosh!
751
01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:08,558
How dare you use her
without permission?
752
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:13,397
- I don't need permission.
- It infers that she modelled!
753
01:18:14,564 --> 01:18:16,900
You cannot just put
someone in your painting!
754
01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:20,612
It's totally compromising.
She'll be outraged. I'm outraged!
755
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,241
- Perhaps we ought to ask her.
- I don't need to. If she wanted...
756
01:18:24,324 --> 01:18:26,743
Anthony? What's the matter?
757
01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:29,955
Mr Lindsay has put you
in his latest painting.
758
01:18:31,331 --> 01:18:34,084
He has to paint over you
or we'll take legal action.
759
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:38,380
He can turn you into someone else.
You'd better have a look.
760
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,533
Well?
761
01:19:22,215 --> 01:19:24,926
It's a good likeness.
762
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:03,817
They're asleep.
763
01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,944
For goodness sake!
764
01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,033
We'll be arrested.
765
01:21:15,954 --> 00:00:00,000
We'll be excommunicated.
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