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Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted really quickly
to say thank you so much for coming
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and for sharing
such a perfect evening with us.
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It's been so perfect
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that I think the only day
that could possibly rival it
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is the one that resulted in all of us
being here in the first place.
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And that night was exactly
three years ago today.
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And it was on that night that I knew I had
met someone really, really special.
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Aw.
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It was the night when we first met.
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Excuse me.
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Whoa, Black Elvis. It's a good song.
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Oh. Cool. Going to Coachella?
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Excuse me. Coming through.
What is she dressed as?
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, watch it, buddy!
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Whoo! Hulk smash!
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, my God. I think so.
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You are A League of Their Own, right?
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- Yeah.
- I love that movie.
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Okay. What character am I?
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I'm getting, like,
a Tom Hanks vibe from you.
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- No?
- No. I'm Dottie Hinson.
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I'm Geena Davis's character.
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- Okay, that makes more sense.
- Are you my lesbian cousin Shannon?
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Yes. I was gonna ask if you wanted
to join my softball team.
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- I have a second guess.
- Who?
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- Are you Garth?
- Excellent!
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You know, the key to doing
a good Garth impression
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is to make your mouth
into a tiny little butthole.
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That was good.
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- Noah.
- I'm Avery.
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It's nice to meet you.
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So, what is your favorite drink?
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Grapefruit juice with vodka
and three maraschino cherries.
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Okay. Where are you from?
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All over the place. Kind of an army brat.
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I don't really like that term,
but that's what they call it.
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Well, I was a regular brat,
and I still don't like that term.
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Let's see it.
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Okay, so, it's a work in progress.
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- Okay. All right.
- It's not totally done.
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Ta-da!
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- Oh, it's good!
- You hate it.
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It looks drunk, admittedly.
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- You're quite the artist.
- Thank you.
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See what's going on over there
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between Sexy Grumpy Cat
and the hipster Where's Waldo?
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Look, they're gonna fall in...
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Oh-ho! Now watch.
Everyone's gonna jump in.
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Let's party! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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- Maybe not.
- Wow. Now they're making out in the pool.
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That's kind of tacky.
Wait. I think I know that guy.
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His name is Patric with no “K. ”
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- That's a bad name.
- We went on one date.
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He literally spent the entire time
teaching me about sea turtles.
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Well, at least you know someone here.
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I just came with my roommate, Carrie.
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And there she is,
making out with Jell-O Shot Doctor.
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Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Do you like jazz?
- Do I like breathing?
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God, this place is so awesome.
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How'd you find out about it?
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Well, I kinda know a guy that works here.
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- Ooh!
- It's me.
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- I'm that guy.
- Yeah.
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- Did you get that?
- I got that, yeah. Yeah.
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Actually, I am the piano man...
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who's got magic hands.
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Oh, my God!
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- So, is there anything you'd like to hear?
- Mmm.
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Do you know any Count Basie?
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Whoa! You are a jazz fan.
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- I am, mm-hmm.
- Wow. I love Count Basie.
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- I'm more of an Oscar Peterson fan.
- Okay.
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His friends call him “OP” for short.
Do you know him?
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- No.
- He's dead, so you can't know him.
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Well, I appreciate a guy
who knows his music history.
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In that case, sit back and relax
and enjoy this Count Basie classic.
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Okay.
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This is not Count Basie!
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Uh-oh! Piano solo!
You said piano solo, didn't you?
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- Oh, my God! New mission!
- What's up?
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Okay, okay. Hey, do not forget
to tip your piano man!
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This is gonna be great.
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All right.
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These things are so much fun.
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- Ready? Okay.
- Yep.
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- No boring high school yearbook poses.
- What do you mean?
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The whole point is to do
something different in every photo.
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I'm smiling.
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I know this might come as a shock to you,
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but I've never actually taken
a photo booth photo.
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- What?
- Yep. I'm a virgin.
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So be gentle with me, please.
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- Virgin, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, not anymore.
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Come on. This is the best part.
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- So we just stand out here and wait?
- Shh. Listen.
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There's real film developing in there.
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It's the sound of history.
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How we lookin'?
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Well, your technique
could definitely use some work.
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But you're cute.
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- Hmm?
- Come on. Let's do it again.
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Yeah, okay.
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So, this is it.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Your place is... is incredible.
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- Honestly.
- Thanks.
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Really? You've got one?
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Yeah. Why? Do you play?
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Oh, do I play?
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Oh, you are so dead. I am a master.
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- Really? You're a master. Okay.
- I am. Ready?
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- No! Don't spin it!
- Is that a rule? I've never heard that.
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Yeah, that is a rule.
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- Aah!
- Ohh! Laser!
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One step closer.
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That's what you get for cheating. I win.
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Whoo! Crowd goes wild!
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Mmm. I haven't had Cookie Crisp
in, like, ten years.
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Oh. Best late-night food ever.
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- It's the best.
- Mm-hmm.
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So then I got the job at the piano bar,
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and the first night playing
was just amazing.
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So I dropped out of business school
the next day.
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You know what they say. Do what you love,
you'll never work a day in your life.
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Yeah, super-super-poor people say that.
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- Can I get you another refresher?
- Yeah.
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- Oh. She's gulping it down.
- A little bit more. Thank you.
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Who's this? Is this your grandma?
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Oh, no, that's actually Dorothy.
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She lives at the retirement home
I did a fund-raiser for.
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I organize benefits for charities.
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So, like kids, the elderly, animals.
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You name it, I do it.
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Who are you?
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And that was it.
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That was the moment
I knew that it was love.
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To Ethan and Avery!
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Cheers!
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Yeah. I'll take one. Thank you.
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Mmm.
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I'm gonna need two.
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Ah.
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Oh, a little boost.
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Excuse me.
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- I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. I'll be right back.
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It burns!
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Hey, Noah!
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- Noah?
- Hey.
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- Hey, you okay in there?
- Not so good.
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My Aunt Cindy said you puked on her
a little bit as you walked by.
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She puked on me first.
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Okay, I'm coming in.
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- Okay?
- Oh, I wish you wouldn't.
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I'm coming in.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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- You dying in here?
- I'm...
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I'm... so good.
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You hit the open bar too hard.
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You think this is about...
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drinking?
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This was about...
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food poisoning.
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Taquitos.
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Or the seven-layer dip.
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Why so many layers? You don't need seven.
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- Ethan.
- Noah. How you feeling, buddy?
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Oh, so good. I'm so glad he's here now.
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Got you a Vitaminwater, some saltines.
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I got Pepto chewables in the glove box.
Let's get this stuff in your system.
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Mmm, yeah. Thank you.
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You are a peach.
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Oh. What are these, crackers?
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Mm-mm-mmm. Mmm!
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- Feel better already.
- Awesome.
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Let me know if you need anything else.
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- Baby, by the way, that speech?
- Yeah?
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- It was beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- Everybody in the room was so moved.
- I was so nervous.
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- I love you so much.
- I love you.
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Also, my parents want to team up for
that Skype call whenever we have a chance.
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So, um, just meet me at the laptop?
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- Yes. I'll be right there.
- Okay.
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- Feel better. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Keep your head up.
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Okay.
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You wanna go
maybe walk around a little bit?
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- Just really slowly. Careful, careful.
- I'm fine.
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- Okay. Okay.
- These aren't good.
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Candid.
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That's a candid.
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Candid.
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- Hey, Carrie.
- Hey, hon.
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Noah. Haven't seen you in forever.
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- Hey, Carrie.
- I've got a shoot tomorrow morning.
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So I was wondering,
cool if I can leave a little early?
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Maybe you can take Noah home.
He's a little... He shouldn't be driving.
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- I'm fine.
- Candid.
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You don't look fine. You look like shit.
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You know, uh, honestly,
I- I'll take an Uber.
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- Cool.
- Hey, Avery!
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Oh. Yeah. One second.
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Um, really? Are you sure?
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Yeah. I-I'm actually not...
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Feel better, okay? Thank you. Bye, Carrie.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Ooh. That had my Uber on it.
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You really are a mess.
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All right, fine. Let's go.
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Oh, they're so beautiful.
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Let's go, train wreck.
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Mm-hmm.
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You stole an Avery-Ethan plate? You dork.
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- Candid!
- You delete that. Okay?
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Don't want any evidence
that this ever happened.
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Nope. Sorry.
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I photograph weddings for a living.
Capturing misery and regret is what I do.
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- Perfect.
- What is your deal tonight anyway?
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It's kind of a long story,
so I'd rather not get into it.
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Yeah, okay. Cool.
227
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,749
Oh, you don't want to hear it?
228
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,170
- Yeah, 'cause I don't want to tell you.
- Okay.
229
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,810
Fine. I'll tell you.
230
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,270
All right?
231
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,731
Frickin' drag it out of me, why don't you?
232
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,318
It has to do with the fact that I'm...
233
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,946
in love with Avery.
234
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,031
Are you serious?
235
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,867
Why would you go to a party
celebrating their engagement then?
236
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,328
I guess I just wanted to prove
that I could do it,
237
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:11,624
that I'm not gonna spend my life obsessed
over the fact I missed my shot with her.
238
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,376
- You're doing great with that so far.
- You know what, Carrie?
239
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,628
I am.
240
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,088
I am, considering the facts,
241
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,217
and I'll be doing even more better
when I find my...
242
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,135
- Dignity?
- Oop!
243
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,845
Oh!
244
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,472
Jack Daniel's.
245
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,141
- Okay.
- The nectar of the gods.
246
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,686
You're a real sad sack of shit right now.
247
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,191
Can I tell you a story?
248
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:41,278
Has to do with when Avery and I first met.
249
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,364
Just give me the abridged version.
250
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,618
It all started three years
and one day ago.
251
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,371
The year was 2014.
252
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,332
A time filled with hope and dreams.
253
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,293
I can still remember the exact pitch
of her laugh.
254
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,967
- That's not how it happened.
- I think you're mistaken.
255
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,885
No, I was at that party.
256
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,845
I was just... preoccupied.
257
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,639
Wait. Where are we?
258
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,892
We are at my home, sister.
259
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,520
No, this is a bar. I'm not your...
260
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,188
- Oh, I'm dr...
- Noah, get back in.
261
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,856
Oh!
262
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,195
- Je...
- You okay?
263
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,364
- I'm fine.
- Jesus Christ.
264
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,409
- No, I'm not Jesus Christ, I'm Noah.
- Oh. Okay.
265
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,996
- Get in the truck.
- No, I need to keep my buzz going.
266
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,247
Get... Oh!
267
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,207
- I'll take it.
- Seriously?
268
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,085
Think you should sit down.
269
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,920
Sorry. So sorry.
270
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,172
- There's my friend Max.
- Noah!
271
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,467
Oh, my God, you are drunk.
Gotta get you some help. Excuse me.
272
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,846
Can we get some ginger whiskey,
a blueberry Red Bull, and who is this?
273
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891
You didn't pick up an escort, did you?
You are very lovely.
274
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,101
- Hey, I'm Max.
- And I'm leaving.
275
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,353
I have a photo shoot
in Lafayette Park tomorrow morning.
276
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,940
That's where I take my wedding photos.
'Cause I am a photographer, not an escort.
277
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,777
What a coincidence, 'cause my office
actually overlooks that park.
278
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,697
Oh, yeah! That big dumb building full
of douche bags.
279
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,741
Yeah. I'm the vice president
of the douche bags.
280
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,702
- You're obviously in great hands.
- No, no, no, no, no.
281
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,871
You gotta hear the rest of the story.
282
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,666
'Cause this is the part
that gets truly tragic.
283
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,045
You know when you are about
to fulfill your destiny?
284
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,798
I waited too long, and then I got hugged.
285
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,557
- You're so awesome.
- Mmm.
286
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,440
Oh, this is so nice to have
a good guy friend, I can't even tell you.
287
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,449
I left never knowing
what went wrong.
288
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,117
- Bye!
- Bye.
289
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,496
But I figured I would at least
get a second chance with her.
290
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,790
Until fate...
291
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,794
kicked me in my ball sack
the very next day
292
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,587
when she met Ethan.
293
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,633
Can I help you with that?
294
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,102
And you know why
she needed more cereal?
295
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:22,022
Because I ate all of her Cookie Crisp.
296
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,776
Like a... chubby, nine-year-old slob.
297
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,530
Wow. Your mental recollection
of that moment feels super-accurate.
298
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,157
- Ethan has nothing on you.
- He kinda does.
299
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,160
- He's, like, the nicest guy ever.
- He's, like, Mormon nice.
300
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,540
But that night, me and Avery,
we had something, and it was real.
301
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,960
We bonded. We were laughing.
And she said I was cute.
302
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,212
Okay, “cute”? You're clinging to “cute. ”
303
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,716
Noah, my little brother's cute.
That doesn't mean I wanna have sex...
304
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,843
I'm not...
305
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,928
You get it.
306
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,723
I get that you have sexual thoughts
about your little brother,
307
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,142
and I also get that you're mean.
308
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,936
You can tell that I'm in
an emotional state right now.
309
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:07,443
Noah, relationships are all about energy
and attraction and intangible things,
310
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,403
things beyond your control.
311
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,363
Okay, you may be a great guy,
312
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,033
but you were never gonna
be that guy to Avery.
313
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,785
I just think it's, you know,
time to move on.
314
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,663
I've been telling him for three years.
You have something on your lips.
315
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,041
- Let me get it with mine.
- Does that ever work for you?
316
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,209
- Yes.
- It does, yes.
317
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,296
And with that, Max can take it from here.
318
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,758
Feel better, Noah.
319
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,178
It was lovely meeting you, by the way.
We'll talk soon, at dinner or something.
320
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,096
- Doubtful.
- She's right.
321
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,891
Why would Avery ever want to be with me?
Look at me.
322
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,728
Look at me, Maxie. I got a Play-Doh face.
323
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,938
People love your Play-Doh face.
324
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,899
I got a disgusting face.
325
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,609
Noah, I hate seeing you like this.
326
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,821
Let's get you out of here. On your feet.
327
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,531
Whoo!
328
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,949
Oh! Oh!
329
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,160
Help me help you.
330
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,622
Ooh, here's a tip.
Here's a tip from my tip jar.
331
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,792
Don't fall in love!
She's gonna rip your heart out!
332
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,502
So sorry about my friend.
333
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,378
You okay? You all right?
334
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,880
- Focus. Focus.
- Where are we going?
335
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,049
I'm gonna go score us a ride.
Just sit tight.
336
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,634
- Um... Okay.
- What are you doing?
337
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,887
I'm... Okay, look...
338
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,598
- I'm sitting tight, baby!
- All right! Sit tight!
339
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,770
Oh. My old friend the photo booth.
340
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,022
Let's give her a spin.
341
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,029
Yeah, still have these after three years.
342
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,116
You truly are a sad sack of shit.
343
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,125
If only I could have a chance...
344
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,794
to do everything different,
345
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,380
I could be the kind of guy she would want.
346
00:18:55,759 --> 00:19:00,472
I could be exactly the kind of guy
Avery would end up with.
347
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,707
Oh, son of a bitch.
348
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,251
Mmm.
349
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,962
What a crazy dream.
350
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,978
Hey, little witch.
Halloween was two days ago.
351
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,021
Piss off.
352
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,326
What the hell?
353
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,040
Halloween lasts a week now?
354
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,042
It's good to be a kid today.
355
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,509
All right, 75 cents, your change.
There you are. Thanks.
356
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:24,765
Could I get a big-ass bottle of Advil
and a blueberry Red Bull, please?
357
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,849
No problem.
358
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,195
Hey, um...
359
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,243
- Could you tell me what day it is?
- It's Halloween.
360
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,873
Yeah, but, I mean... Halloween...
361
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,709
has definitely already happened, so...
362
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,797
And what year is it?
363
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,717
It's 2014.
364
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,095
Now, do you need anything else?
365
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:05,931
Yeah.
366
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,725
Okay, uh...
367
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,060
you know...
368
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938
could I just get my blueberry Red Bull
so I can get going?
369
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,191
Red Bull doesn't make
a blueberry flavor though.
370
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,527
Just makes one flavor. Red Bull.
371
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,320
That's their flavor. Red Bull.
372
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,322
Red Bull... Red Bull...
373
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,741
Holy shit.
374
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,118
You all right?
375
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,122
Ohh!
376
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,124
Hey, where you going, man?
377
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,674
Max! Excuse me.
378
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,009
Hi.
379
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,095
Hey. Max? No? You know Max?
380
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,347
Max!
381
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,892
Yo. Over here.
382
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,895
Corporate Asset Management.
Please hold.
383
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,648
- I gotta talk.
- And I gotta listen.
384
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,567
But you got 15 seconds, tops.
385
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,153
Something unexplainable
is happening to me, Max.
386
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:05,365
Look at all these papers. They all
have the exact same date on them.
387
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,701
Where am I?
388
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,580
How did I get here?
What is happening to my life?
389
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,791
Did I not tell you the day
you dropped out of business school
390
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,960
something exactly like this
was gonna happen to you?
391
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,755
- Exactly like what?
- Like a quarter-life crisis.
392
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,006
- No.
- Yeah, you are.
393
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,384
How many times did I tell you I could talk
to my boss and he would offer you a job?
394
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,637
You and I, we're supposed to be the Anna
and Elsa of the corporate assistant game.
395
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,390
- From Frozen?
- Max, I need my Diet Sunkist, yeah?
396
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,683
Five minutes ago, dummy.
397
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,978
Of course you can have a playdate at
Julie's house, sweetie. Go, shit-weasel!
398
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,147
I'm on it, sir. He's a sweetheart.
399
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,776
But you're not an assistant.
You're a vice president.
400
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,486
- Not yet.
- You are though.
401
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,862
Okay, I'm working there.
402
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:47,407
Costigan assured me that within
three years and an attitude for gratitude,
403
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,408
I'll be at the top.
404
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,079
I'm investing in myself.
See this watch? Guess how much that cost.
405
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,747
$25,000.
406
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,333
Good guess. Wow, you know quality.
407
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,878
I bought it cash. Well, one percent down.
The rest is on extended layaway.
408
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,589
But it's a Breitling. It's so expensive.
409
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:05,801
Don't even know how to pronounce it.
Not too much.
410
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,471
I don't want to be too jacked, but I want
to be able to tell time with ease.
411
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,598
Oh, my God.
412
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,351
It's her.
413
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,894
That's good! There you go!
414
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,687
All right, give me a natural one.
415
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,024
Cheese!
416
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,069
You guys are gonna love these
in 30 years. Oh, yeah. Classic.
417
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,029
- Hey! Hey!
- There we go.
418
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,031
Uh, no. Reception's that way, buddy.
419
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,866
No, you know me.
420
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,494
- Nice try.
- I know that your name is Carrie.
421
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,621
You're Avery's best friend.
422
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,290
It was just last night
I was puking in the bathroom.
423
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,668
I almost passed out in your truck.
That truck right there.
424
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,130
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, Noah, what are you doing?
425
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,965
- She's being weird, man.
- I'm so sorry.
426
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,926
You have to excuse my friend.
He gets weird when he's hitting on chicks.
427
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,387
Wait. Don't I know you?
428
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,348
From Instagram!
What's your handle? It's, um...
429
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,350
- @CarrieGoFYourself.
- Great.
430
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,019
- Mmm.
- No, no, you guys know each other.
431
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,939
It was last night.
We hung out at the piano bar.
432
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,066
Right after Avery's engagement par...
433
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,151
You guys...
434
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,447
I feel like I'm going crazy right now.
Like, what's happening? Am I crazy?
435
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,658
- Seriously, dude, she said get lost.
- What?
436
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,494
Okay, weirdo? This is my day.
437
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,580
- I said get lost.
- Wait a second.
438
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,916
If you don't know me
and you don't know her,
439
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,376
that means that last night...
440
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,712
just... just didn't happen.
441
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,965
Which means that...
that tonight didn't happen.
442
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,342
So I still have a chance to meet her
before she meets him.
443
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,052
And then all that means
444
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,431
is that I just traveled back in time!
445
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,141
Okay, Noah, seriously, stop.
446
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,269
- Don't do this. You sniffing paint?
- Okay, no.
447
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:43,398
Listen, I'll explain it later to everyone.
I'm gonna tell everybody about this.
448
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,026
But right now I have someone to meet.
449
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,236
- I'll talk to you soon.
- Wait, what do you...?
450
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,863
Oh, my gosh.
451
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,035
What an animal, that one, right? I'm Max.
We can talk about it all over dinner.
452
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,870
- Piss off.
- Okay.
453
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,998
I'll DM you later, CarrieGoFYourself.
454
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:03,752
My apologies.
Give me a natural look. Just kidding.
455
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,716
Up top!
456
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,680
Whoo!
457
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,146
What is the plan?
458
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,441
Not Garth. He is too cute.
459
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,278
So what would Ethan wear?
460
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:32,864
Mmm.
461
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,450
Tonight calls for something
462
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,745
a little more... debonair.
463
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,673
Count Basie.
464
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,758
Searching “Count Basie. ”
465
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:04,562
Dottie Hinson!
If it isn't the cutest catch...
466
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:05,647
Nope.
467
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,149
I'm Angus Young. AC/DC.
468
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,822
God! I feel like a damn dinosaur!
469
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,407
Worst Halloween ever!
470
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,661
Mistaken identity.
Thought you were someone else.
471
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,416
Oh.
472
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,793
Oh, God, it's Carrie. Shit.
473
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,630
Uh... Oh! Hey, Jell-O Shot Doctor!
474
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:31,840
- Yo, hey, Doc!
- Hey.
475
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,719
No, I'm good with that, thanks.
See that girl in the basketball jersey?
476
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:38,471
She was like,
“I'm super into that doctor over there. ”
477
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,556
- Really?
- Yeah.
478
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,435
Figures. I am on it!
479
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,645
Okay.
480
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,609
Hey!
481
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,403
Okay.
482
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,739
- How are you?
- I'll come back.
483
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,948
- Okay.
- Yeah.
484
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,992
No pressure here.
485
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,120
Just use everything
that you've learned about her
486
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,372
to make her fall in love with you.
487
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,083
You're like a spy, Noah.
You're like a love spy.
488
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:11,296
You're like a sophisticated, charming,
sexy, not-at-all-creepy,
489
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,797
international... Uh-oh.
490
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,258
- Hey, watch it, buddy!
- Whoo!
491
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,218
Hulk smash!
492
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,721
You must be Dottie Hinson.
493
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,598
Yeah.
494
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,559
Ashby.
495
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:25,769
Noah Ashby.
496
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,646
So, what's your favorite drink?
497
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,191
Mine is grapefruit juice
498
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,486
with some vodka
and exactly three maraschino cherries.
499
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,987
That's my favorite drink too.
500
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,614
- That's insane.
- What?
501
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:40,075
It's like we have some sort of...
502
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,369
cosmic connection or something.
503
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,371
I guess that means something.
504
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,373
I don't know.
505
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,918
You know, I forgot to ask you earlier,
where are you from?
506
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,378
You forgot?
507
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,587
Uh, yeah.
508
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,714
I'm kind of from all over the place.
509
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,591
- Kind of...
- An army brat? Yeah.
510
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:59,427
I have such an appreciation
for the armed forces.
511
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,388
How did you know I was gonna say that?
512
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,475
Just because your... your demeanor.
513
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,936
And you said that you move around a lot.
514
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,688
So... Oh, my God. Look at this guy.
515
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,732
Hipster Waldo over there.
516
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:17,195
Oh, my gosh, I think I know him.
His name is Patric.
517
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,697
With no “K. ” Yes.
518
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,117
- Yes. You know him too?
- You know...
519
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,660
Oh, my God. They're gonna fall in.
520
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:27,705
Oh, you were so spot on.
521
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,541
Now they're making out in the pool.
522
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,209
- So tacky.
- I know, right?
523
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:34,587
I ran into him once at this benefit.
524
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,090
Oh, which one? I put on benefits.
525
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:38,842
Which bene...? Um...
526
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,303
It was a...
Well, which one was it? I go to so many.
527
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,557
It was Kids Without... Toes.
528
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,850
Which is a big one.
529
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,770
They say it's the harelip
of our generation.
530
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,480
That's so sad.
531
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,275
These kids, they can't walk very...
532
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,861
'Cause they don't have toes, so th-they...
533
00:28:57,944 --> 00:29:00,989
It's like they have hooves and...
That's not important.
534
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:04,659
What is important was,
this guy cornered me about sea turtles.
535
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,161
Sea turtles! Yes!
536
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,122
I was like, “Dude, I get it.
537
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,957
They are our most elegant
oceanic guardians. ”
538
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,585
But it's not about turtles.
539
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,628
It's about the toes.
540
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:19,507
Or the lack thereof, in this case.
It's so sad. It's so sad.
541
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,428
How do you think tonight's going?
It's going pretty good, right?
542
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,680
I feel a good connection here.
Do you like music?
543
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,683
I mean, of course you do. You like
breathing, right? Let's get out of here.
544
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:40,278
You know, I'm thinking
you look like a Count Basie fan.
545
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,697
Yeah, he's my favorite.
How did you know that?
546
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,283
I was just getting
Count Basie vibes from you.
547
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,285
Uh-oh. What's this hand about to do?
548
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,370
You know this one?
549
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,830
I love this song.
550
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,960
You know his name
actually is William Basie?
551
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,712
Born in Red Bank, New Jersey.
552
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:02,467
Eventually won nine Grammys for hits such
as “Little Darlin'” and “Corner Pocket. ”
553
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,553
Of course, he did die
of pancreatic cancer in 1984.
554
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,598
Those are just a few small facts,
in case you wanted to know.
555
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:11,392
- You know a lot about Count Basie.
- Hey, I know my music history.
556
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,647
This is great!
557
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,192
- These things are so much fun.
- Okay.
558
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,194
- This is gonna be great.
- Ready for this?
559
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,029
- Yes.
- Pose hard.
560
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,866
Wow, you're really good at this.
561
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:30,203
- Have you done this before?
- I'm actually 100 percent self-taught.
562
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,914
- Wow.
- Yeah. I've never even had a lesson.
563
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,707
- Really?
- I'm a natural.
564
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,085
- That's amazing.
- Come on. This is the best part.
565
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,002
Okay.
566
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,546
That one is great.
567
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:43,508
A lot of first-time photo booth couples
give off an obvious “cute” vibe.
568
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,051
- Mm-hmm. Nope.
- Not us.
569
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,762
Not us. We gave off a real, authentic...
570
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,223
- Sort of natural thing we have between us.
- Oh, sorry.
571
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,934
Drunken text from my roommate Carrie.
572
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,521
She says, “Ugh. Made out with Dr. Douche
and puked from too many Jell-O shots.
573
00:30:56,604 --> 00:31:00,692
Home in two minutes
to come cry in your lap. ” Bad night.
574
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,652
- She's coming here right now?
- Mm-hmm.
575
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:06,322
Okay, uh, I should... I should actually...
I'm gonna get going, 'cause I'm...
576
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,366
Really? She's gonna be here
in two seconds.
577
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:11,160
Okay, uh, do you have
a back door or anything?
578
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,788
I almost forgot.
How do you think tonight went?
579
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,874
If tomorrow you were to meet a tall,
580
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,710
conventionally good-looking,
successful guy,
581
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:23,006
would this awesome connection we have
still be what you're most excited about?
582
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,009
- Sorry. What?
- It doesn't matter.
583
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,350
Avery, you should
put a sock on the door.
584
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,396
- I know you.
- Mm-mmm.
585
00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,899
- I know you.
- I don't know you. You're a stranger.
586
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,735
No, you're the freak
at my wedding shoot today.
587
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,528
- Mm-mmm.
- You two know each other?
588
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:50,199
It's getting late,
and I feel that alcohol is an issue here.
589
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,284
This one seems...
590
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,494
This is the psycho
I was telling you about!
591
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,496
The one who knew me,
said he was at our house,
592
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,582
claimed to be some sort of
time-traveling nomad
593
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,459
and spent last night
in the back of my Bronco.
594
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,294
Seems like she's a little...
595
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,005
You didn't guess I was an army brat.
You already knew that.
596
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,382
- Because you're a stalker!
- A stalker?
597
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,842
- I knew it!
- I'm not a stalker.
598
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,469
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
599
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,388
Stalkers wear, like, trench coats
and no underwear.
600
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,141
And I am clearly wearing underwear. Look.
601
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,560
- Oh, my God! Get out!
- Rape! Rape!
602
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,396
Rape? Why would you say rape? It's not r...
603
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690
- Carrie!
- What we have tonight...
604
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,775
that was cosmic, right?
605
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,152
Don't touch her, asshole!
606
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:27,862
“Don't touch her asshole”?
607
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,908
Yes, Carrie! Hit him! Hit him!
608
00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,701
Hit him harder!
609
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,329
Hit him in the balls! Hit him in the dick!
610
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,170
Oh, my God.
611
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,590
Oh.
612
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,409
Whoo.
613
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:18,287
Oh, looks like today's apology day.
614
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,045
One sec!
615
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,133
- Hi. Can I help you?
- Hey, man, I just...
616
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,760
I wanted to come by
and apologize for me at the party.
617
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,929
Oh, you're here for the party. Uh, cool.
618
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,348
Yeah. Come on in.
We're still setting up, but, uh...
619
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,517
- You're having another party?
- Grab a drink.
620
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,520
You must be one of Avery's friends.
Avery, your first guest is here.
621
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:47,275
So, you guys go to high school
together, or... Wait. Northwestern?
622
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,193
- I'm coming.
- What?
623
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,946
Oh, my God.
624
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,906
Hi.
625
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,783
- Oh, my God.
- What?
626
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,952
You know what? I'm gonna go.
627
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,996
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
628
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,708
It burns!
629
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,669
It's him!
630
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,130
- It's who? Who?
- Carrie!
631
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,382
- It's who?
- Oh, my God, he's back!
632
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,301
No, it's a misunderstanding!
633
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,347
Why do you keep hitting me with trees?
634
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,726
That's the guy from three years ago!
That's the stalker from Halloween!
635
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,186
That's the stalker?
636
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,402
You don't understand.
We're old friends, Ethan!
637
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,196
How do you know my name?
638
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,782
How do you know my name, stalker?
639
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,159
You're right. I am a stalker.
640
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,120
A- And I'm crazy, and I've got a bomb.
641
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,832
- He's got a bomb.
- You're right! I've got a bomb!
642
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,292
I've got a bomb!
643
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,670
I- It's fine. I'm sorry my bomb threat
ruined your magical evening.
644
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,547
Have a great life.
645
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,677
Yeah? You'd better come back
with more than a bomb next time, pal!
646
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,097
Ethan! Less than a bomb.
647
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,641
Less than a bomb!
648
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,192
Okay.
649
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,319
So, you woke up here.
650
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,154
How did you get here?
651
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,574
Look for clues.
652
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,123
Okay.
653
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,335
Peppermint patty. ChapStick.
654
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,881
A receipt?
655
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843
For the peppermint patty
and the ChapStick.
656
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,477
Oh, my God.
657
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,855
The photo booth.
658
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,525
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Dude!
659
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,279
- What kind of car do you drive?
- An Impreza. Why?
660
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,991
Yeah, that's the one. It's getting towed
right now, so you have time. Save it.
661
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,826
That's my mom's car.
662
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,661
Well, your mom has a sick whip.
663
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,664
All right, come on.
664
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:11,711
Come on. Take me.
Take me, take me, take me.
665
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,966
Take me, take me...
666
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,098
Holy shit.
667
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,351
Oh, I owned your ass,
space-time continuum.
668
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,229
I traveled through time.
669
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,565
- Max?
- Yo. What up?
670
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,066
Hey, what's up, man?
671
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,611
Uh, I know you got
a big date tonight, but...
672
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,863
I need your help.
673
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,285
Nope, that is not what I wanted to do.
674
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,203
Hello?
675
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:48,664
Yeah. Hey, sorry. I don't know why
I hung up, but I do need your help.
676
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,000
Uh, there's this girl.
Her name's Avery, and...
677
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,463
We are already so late.
678
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,133
What if she meets another guy
before I have a chance to get there?
679
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,385
What are you talking about, bro?
It's gonna be fine.
680
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,223
And listen, I'm the one who had to cancel
on Carla, JC Penney underwear model.
681
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,141
Intimates, bro. She's got an old soul.
682
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,561
Okay, dude, I'm serious.
You get more girls than any guy I know.
683
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,813
- I need your help.
- You look good. Great start.
684
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,983
Well, thank you.
I appreciate you loaning me your shirt.
685
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,694
But I don't know, man. I have...
686
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,822
I have leather strips in my armpits.
687
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,407
- This isn't me.
- Exactly.
688
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,576
'Cause Noah doesn't get
that caliber of a girl.
689
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,205
You gotta dress the part.
You gotta be ahead of the curve, bro.
690
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,249
You gotta feel it. Look at me.
691
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,797
“Man, what's up, girl? ” Try that.
692
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,842
So something's funny off in the distance,
I squint, lick my lips and look at her?
693
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,178
And you bring the attention back to her.
694
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,472
This is stupid.
695
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:49,517
It's great.
696
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,065
- Are you doing a Joker impersonation?
- No, this is like...
697
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,817
- It was good.
- That was... Okay.
698
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,318
Did you think that was bad?
699
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,320
I'll do it one more time.
Follow what I do.
700
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,533
What's up, girl?
701
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,456
- What's up, girl?
- Um, w-we'll work on that.
702
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,626
assertive, ambitious, asshole.
703
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,713
There's something about confidence
that a girl just loves.
704
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,755
They smell it.
705
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,841
Girls are attracted to guys
who know what they want
706
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,135
and aren't afraid to go for it,
which usually isn't you.
707
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,596
And I don't like this part,
but if all else fails, be an asshole.
708
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,766
- Be an asshole?
- Yeah. Not hard asshole. Soft asshole.
709
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,937
- I gotta be a soft asshole.
- Let me hear a soft asshole kind of dis.
710
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,940
Your... Your goatee's...
711
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,109
It... It's stupid. I've never liked it.
712
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,361
Okay, wait.
713
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,406
You have beady little satanic eyes.
714
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:49,118
Wow. That makes me doubt myself,
but in a sexy kind of way.
715
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:52,913
'Cause girls can't resist a guy
that makes 'em feel bad at first.
716
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,958
What are the three A's?
717
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,586
Assertive, ambitious, asshole.
718
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,546
Soft asshole.
719
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,174
- Keep the shoulders down. Let's do this.
- Triple-A. Always there.
720
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,473
Arr, matey. Hey.
721
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,766
Don't talk to him.
722
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,062
No, she's not in here.
723
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,482
- I'm gonna go check outside again.
- No, no, no. You're gonna stay here.
724
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:23,611
Be cool. Don't make it seem like you're
chasing after her. Don't be a stalker.
725
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,197
Oh, shit. There she is.
726
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,950
I was supposed to stop that drunk
Hulk asshole from bumping into her.
727
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,994
I blew it. Great.
728
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,914
It's not over. Okay? Maxie steps in now.
729
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:36,582
I'm gonna distract her friend,
730
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,085
the basketball player
that doesn't know how to swim.
731
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,170
No, she's a Dunkin' Donut.
732
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,422
Oh! That's good!
733
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,882
Yeah, it's pretty good.
734
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,634
Anyways, look, engage your girl.
735
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,011
Bring up her ex. Girls hate that.
736
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,554
Stay close.
737
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:55,184
Ooh! Can I talk to you privately
about something in private?
738
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,354
- Uh, about what?
- We're gonna get her a club soda first.
739
00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:01,357
And then I'll talk to you
about the private stuff.
740
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,441
That's clever.
741
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,991
Mmm!
742
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,743
I like that jersey.
743
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,037
And I am not afraid to tell you that.
744
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:18,791
Yeah, I liked it a lot too
until the Hulk smashed it.
745
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,504
- I think it looks really good.
- Thanks.
746
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:30,845
What, are you, like,
dressed as a tranny or something?
747
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,392
No! No. I-It's from a movie.
748
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,436
That's cute.
749
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,564
Yeah, I don't really dig costumes.
That's why I kinda...
750
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,276
You came as nothing,
which is really endearing.
751
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,654
- Okay, bye.
- No! Wait, uh...
752
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,739
I'm gonna get you a drink. Okay?
753
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,328
- Two beers, please.
- Hey, this one? Total marathon.
754
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,123
But the stripper out front?
Sprint. My speed. Know what I'm sayin'?
755
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,542
Yep. Okay, thank you very much,
Bill Cosby.
756
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,337
But before you go, make her earn it.
Don't just give it to her.
757
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,551
Yo, what's up? Me again.
758
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,428
So, this'll be fun.
759
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,639
You tell me something about yourself,
and if I find it interesting...
760
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,810
Ding! I'm-a give you a beer.
761
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,938
- What?
- Are you deaf? You couldn't hear that?
762
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,608
You know, I think I figured out
who you are.
763
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,318
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
764
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,279
You are a giant,
human being-sized asshole.
765
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:32,364
Thank you for the beer.
Have a great night.
766
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,662
Wait. Okay, wait.
767
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,289
- Be back, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
768
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,586
- Hey, where you going?
- Anywhere that you aren't gonna be.
769
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:51,175
Ew. I hate it when girls are this into me.
770
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:54,470
And please, do me a favor.
Don't talk to me like your ex-boyfriend.
771
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,763
I'm not.
772
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,391
If he talked to me the way you're talking
to me, I would punch him in the face.
773
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,185
- You would?
- But you're a total stranger.
774
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,646
So I could probably kill you
and get away with it.
775
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,023
- Go ahead. Shank me.
- God, I wish I could.
776
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,191
- Do it.
- Okay, I will.
777
00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:08,734
- I don't believe you.
- Okay.
778
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:10,152
Whoa!
779
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,450
Great. Yep.
780
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,827
Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. How'd it feel?
781
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,413
That felt really great, actually.
782
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,415
- Can you at least help me out?
- Fine.
783
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,168
Here. Take my hand. I'll help you...
784
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:31,257
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
785
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,133
What the hell!
786
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,386
Whoo. Whoo!
787
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,430
- You dick!
- I'm the dick? How am I the dick?
788
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:41,350
- You're the one who pushed me in.
- You told me to push you in!
789
00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:44,687
I told you to shank me in the ribs
for emotional closure.
790
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:46,814
- You're the worst.
- You're the worst!
791
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:50,067
- You're the worst.
- No, you're the worst.
792
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,161
Now we're the people at the party
that make out in the pool.
793
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,247
I don't care.
794
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,293
- You're the worst.
- Okay, here we go.
795
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,836
Okay. Yeah.
796
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,843
You know what?
I'm gonna put a sock on the door.
797
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,428
No, wait. Here, just...
798
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,643
Here. Okay. Bedroom's this way. Let's go.
799
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,690
Oh, not today, tree.
800
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,424
Oh-ho!
801
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,176
Oh, my God.
802
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,179
Twice. Okay.
803
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,765
Very good.
804
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,396
- Mmm.
- What are you doing?
805
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,650
Being the big spoon.
806
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,364
Since when do we spoon?
807
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:23,869
Since we started dating
and fell madly in love.
808
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:31,377
What are you still doing here?
You hate sleeping over.
809
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,253
Okay, what's going on here?
810
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,674
God, please.
You were not that drunk last night.
811
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,469
Remember? I texted you at midnight.
812
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,764
Had a shit day at work
and my mother was harassing me
813
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,974
about when I'm gonna finally find
a decent dude.
814
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,061
Which isn't gonna happen
if you and I keep doing this shit.
815
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,150
If you weren't so good at sex,
this would have ended a long time ago.
816
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,654
Wait, what's that?
817
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,697
We're good at sex with each...?
818
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,283
Oh. Yeah. Okay, that's cool.
819
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:07,621
Okay, on the count of three, what is,
like, our favorite position, sexually?
820
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:11,125
One, two, three.
821
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,460
Is it doggie style?
822
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,087
Is that our favorite?
823
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:18,799
Can you just get dressed? 'Cause I'm
busy today. You really can't stay here.
824
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,301
Yes, I will get dressed.
825
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:25,139
But did you want to have
morning sex real quick?
826
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,349
- Just to get the day started?
- Here.
827
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,476
Don't forget your, uh, leather pants.
828
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:40,195
Oh, my God.
829
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,197
I went full asshole.
830
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,749
Oh, great, it's you.
831
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,543
Oh, great, you.
832
00:45:54,626 --> 00:45:56,462
What the hell is...? Hey, what's up?
833
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,088
Why are you...? Why's he here?
834
00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,090
Hey, man. Uh, Noah, right? Yeah.
835
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,175
That's right.
836
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:04,011
- Haven't seen you around. How's it going?
- Mm-hmm. It's going...
837
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:06,180
How does he...? How do you know Avery?
838
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,099
Uh, we're her friends,
which is more than you can say.
839
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,894
Why don't you take your frosted tips,
get on your “douche bag-mobile. ”
840
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:12,895
We'd all appreciate it.
841
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,689
Oh, my God.
842
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,526
- That's what I drive now?
- Oh, I see what he's doing.
843
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,028
Awesome.
844
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,697
Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm ready.
Oh, thank you.
845
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,910
What are we doing? We CrossFitting?
Pilates? Hot yoga? I'm down.
846
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:31,663
Just a little park run today, actually.
That is, if Carrie can keep up.
847
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:38,337
Yeah, if Carrie can... That's... You are...
Ethan's funny.
848
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:41,965
You know, I was just actually saying
to a personal friend of mine
849
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,301
that I don't run in a park setting enough.
850
00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:45,511
So I'll join you guys.
851
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,387
Oh, okay.
852
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,972
- Come on.
- All right. Whoo!
853
00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,808
Let's go. Let's go. A-let's go.
854
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,519
Come on. All right.
855
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,397
Uh... Good one, Noah.
856
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:16,458
Oh, God. Oh.
These pants are not breathable.
857
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,836
Ethan, you're barely sweating.
858
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,800
Yo. Yo. Hey, Ethan.
859
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:28,011
I'm thinking we should get
to know each other a little better, right?
860
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,846
You're probably married with kids now?
861
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,391
Uh, single.
Actually, just got out of a relationship.
862
00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:34,726
You and Stacy broke up. I'm so sorry.
863
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,521
Man, she... she seemed like the one.
That's too bad.
864
00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:40,899
Are you okay?
865
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,193
We can slow down
or take a break if you need to.
866
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,028
I don't need a break.
You might need a break.
867
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,407
In fact, I was thinking let's...
let's get physical! Yeah!
868
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:50,617
Okay. Diggin' the energy. Let's go.
869
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,620
All right. Now we're talking.
Let's, uh, hurdle this thing.
870
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,582
Whoo. Yeah.
871
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,834
Good idea, Noah. Try some harder ones.
872
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,003
We're going harder.
We're gonna do a harder one.
873
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,963
Yeah, okay. All right!
874
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,548
Watch the ankles.
875
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,591
Okay.
876
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:07,426
Here we go. Whoo!
877
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,802
Yeah.
878
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,054
Aaah. Aaah!
879
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,640
- Quickly! Quickly! Quickly!
- Right behind you.
880
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,352
Ethan, you have so much energy.
881
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,148
- Stepping it up on this one.
- All right.
882
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,984
- Whoo!
- Yep.
883
00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,529
Oh!
884
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,698
Oh!
885
00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,450
Yeah. Oh, that hurt.
886
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:32,868
Oh, yeah.
887
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,120
Oh, I think I'm gonna need
some face stitches.
888
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,664
Are you sure?
Just looks like a little scrape.
889
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,626
I- I feel like it's...
it's worse than just a scrape.
890
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:44,421
I think you and Carrie should just
go ahead without me, and Avery and I...
891
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:45,714
Actually, it's not that bad.
892
00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:49,176
If you guys wanna keep going,
I have a first aid kit in my truck.
893
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,470
- I'll make sure he doesn't bleed out.
- Okay.
894
00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:53,138
Thanks, Carrie. Feel better, all right?
895
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,848
- Yeah, feel better.
- Ice it.
896
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:57,434
- Okay.
- Thank you.
897
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,353
Come on.
898
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,647
Look. Look what's happening. Right now.
899
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,150
She's escaping with him, and she...
she hates me.
900
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,818
She doesn't “hate you” hate you.
901
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,904
You're one of those guys
girls sleep with sometimes,
902
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,781
and as a result,
we wind up hating ourselves.
903
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,991
Okay. What can I do to change that?
904
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,827
You're the guy
who strolls in for a quickie,
905
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,329
then you disappear for two months.
906
00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:18,997
What?
907
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,750
I have no control over any of this.
908
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:25,462
I make a decision, and then I wake up
three years later with the consequences.
909
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:27,297
Way to take responsibility, pal.
910
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,634
Oh, hey, look.
Look, look, look, look, look.
911
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:33,887
I'm just trying to be the type of guy
that Avery would want to be with.
912
00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,308
Noah, if you're screwing with me,
913
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,560
I will cut your nuts off
and wear them as earrings.
914
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:43,397
Carrie, I am being 100 percent real.
915
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:45,148
Candid.
916
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,275
You look like shit.
917
00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:54,199
So you're saying
you're in love with Avery?
918
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:56,702
No, dude, just no.
919
00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,413
What do you mean, “No, just no”?
920
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,208
Okay, all due respect, I'm pretty sure
the closest you've been to love
921
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,752
is taking photos of strangers at weddings.
922
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,213
Oh, yeah? Well, you drink coffee
with whipped cream in it,
923
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:10,215
so I can't take
anything you say seriously.
924
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,052
It's comforting me.
925
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,930
And I know emotions don't penetrate you,
926
00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:19,057
so you wouldn't understand how this feels.
927
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,518
It's not like I've never had
my heart broken before.
928
00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:23,228
Well, I have a hard time believing that,
929
00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:26,189
because every time we've talked,
you've been pretty impenetrable.
930
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,607
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
931
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,318
Because this is easily
the longest conversation we've ever had.
932
00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:33,655
Let's just say I learned to...
933
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,948
What, move on?
934
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,534
Yeah. Something like that.
935
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:41,705
I mean, there has to be a way that
I could prove I'm as good as Ethan is.
936
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,373
Those two are just buds.
937
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,875
Right. Yeah, buds.
938
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:48,170
Because I've been love-blocking them
since the second we met.
939
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:49,671
They're like love magnets,
940
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,507
and no matter what happens,
they're gonna smash into each other
941
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,801
over and over and over and over.
942
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,304
Okay, I get it.
You're extremely threatened by Ethan.
943
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,680
He's stable, he's secure.
944
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,308
As long as I've known Avery,
she's been driven,
945
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:04,561
but, yeah, she wants the home
with the white picket fence, family.
946
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:07,105
She's a sucker for all that.
It's not really my thing.
947
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,274
You're absolutely right. Yes.
948
00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:11,985
I have to be that guy.
949
00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:14,905
It makes... It makes perfect sense.
950
00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,948
She wants someone to build a future with,
951
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,242
and that's what Ethan can give her
that I can't.
952
00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:22,287
Yet.
953
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,624
I could totally be that guy.
954
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,626
I went to business school,
for Christ's sake.
955
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,548
Okay, Avery. You want something different?
956
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,760
I understand. Well, I'm about to be
the man of your dreams.
957
00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:43,225
Come on. Let's go.
958
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:45,602
I'm ready.
959
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,403
Okay.
960
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,281
Yes.
961
00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,575
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
962
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:04,538
Perfect.
963
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,622
Max?
964
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,874
I'm here for a job, my man.
965
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:11,795
You gorgeous son of a bitch.
966
00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,296
Get in here, bro.
967
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,550
Yes. I'm so proud of you.
I've been waiting for this so long.
968
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,718
Me and you are gonna run this place
together someday.
969
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,470
- I hope so.
- Max.
970
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,514
Go get my lettuce cups already.
971
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,724
All right. Right away, sir.
972
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,643
Okay, no. You handle the mail.
973
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:29,688
Turn in my résumé.
I'll go get the lettuce cups, okay?
974
00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,981
All right. Thanks, buddy.
975
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,484
Also, real quick. What are lettuce cups?
976
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,403
Uh, it's lettuce
but in the shape of a cup.
977
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:37,696
Okay.
978
00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,406
No, no Hulk smashing.
979
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:41,032
- Hulk smash.
- No more smashing.
980
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,410
Hulk sitting. That's what Hulkie's doing.
981
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,163
Okay, let's get this good stuff in ya.
982
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:52,002
Let's get you hydrated before you barrel
into a crowd full of innocent strangers.
983
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:53,420
Okay? There you go.
984
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,422
- Hulk drink.
- Yes, Hulk drink.
985
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,299
Good Hulk. Doing good, Hulk.
986
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:01,595
There he is.
Best costume of the party award.
987
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:04,097
Angus Young? AC/DC?
988
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:07,142
You just made my night complete.
989
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,769
Thank you so much.
990
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,772
For those about to rock,
991
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,733
we salute you.
992
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:19,613
Thank you so much for this.
Best Halloween ever!
993
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,990
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're still doing that walk.
994
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,075
Very good. Right?
995
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:26,912
So this is all anyone really wants, right?
996
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,581
Someone to support and take care of them.
997
00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:33,376
Someone secure who's also, like...
like a mythically nice person
998
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,879
to be the rock in their time of need.
999
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:36,796
Right?
1000
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,049
There she is.
There's that girl I was telling you about.
1001
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,555
Dottie Hinson.
1002
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,266
They're calling your name. You're on deck.
1003
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,018
- Oh, am I?
- Mm-hmm.
1004
00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:53,772
You are a patriotic toddler?
1005
00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:55,482
I am the American dream.
1006
00:53:58,693 --> 00:53:59,819
Are you?
1007
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,488
- Okay. I like that.
- Hey.
1008
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:05,533
Do you wanna hang out
and then get a house in the suburbs,
1009
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,244
adopt a golden retriever,
have 2.8 kids together?
1010
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,039
I mean, I do like dogs.
1011
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:14,250
- Maybe we should get a drink first.
- That's probably a good place to start.
1012
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:15,168
Yeah.
1013
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:23,760
Excuse me.
1014
00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:25,887
- Garçon.
- Hey, Noah.
1015
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,723
We'd like to order
your most expensive bottle of wine.
1016
00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,351
- Ooh, you're fancy.
- Mm-hmm.
1017
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:33,311
Noah, that's a $500 bottle of wine, dude.
1018
00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:41,861
Then we would like your most
reasonably priced bottle of wine.
1019
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,822
So $95?
1020
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,160
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yes.
1021
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,371
- That's perfect.
- Coming right up.
1022
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,456
This is really nice.
1023
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,292
- You just think this is “nice”?
- Yeah.
1024
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,421
This is gonna be one of the best nights
of your life.
1025
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,172
I can deal with best night of my life.
1026
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:03,425
And it's starting right now.
1027
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:08,013
Whoo!
1028
00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,097
Thank you.
1029
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,432
All right. That was good.
1030
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,936
Right now we're gonna dedicate
this next tune to my main man, Noah,
1031
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,897
and his beautiful,
lovely new lady friend, Avery.
1032
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:20,984
- How did he know your name?
- Noah.
1033
00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:24,070
- What did you do?
- We're gonna miss you around here, bro.
1034
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,823
This entire evening is dedicated to you.
1035
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,328
- You like Count Basie?
- I do. I love him.
1036
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:35,623
Luckily,
that's basically all that Danny knows.
1037
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:39,502
So what did he mean when he said
that they're gonna miss you?
1038
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,505
- I used to work here.
- Oh, you did?
1039
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,674
Yeah, that piano bench right there,
1040
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,511
it's still warm to the touch
from my butt cheeks.
1041
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,682
I got a hot butt.
I don't know if you know that or not.
1042
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,101
- No, not yet.
- You check it out?
1043
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:58,313
Why would you quit though?
This place is amazing.
1044
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:01,649
I'm just taking
an extended leave of absence
1045
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,777
to live a more grown-up life.
1046
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,695
Oh. So, like, boring?
1047
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,239
I'm wearing
a red, white and blue onesie right now.
1048
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,659
Do I look like the kind of guy
that would aspire to live a boring life?
1049
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:14,954
No.
1050
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,247
Very not boring.
1051
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,439
What the hell?
1052
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:44,400
What?
1053
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,777
What, am I fat?
1054
00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:49,155
I'm fat now. Great. I'm fat now.
1055
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,199
Great, I'm fat!
1056
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,576
This is all working out, isn't it?
1057
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,627
Ohh...
1058
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,464
It's comfort weight.
1059
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,513
Oh!
1060
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,433
Noah, you're a boss.
1061
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,184
You have arrived.
1062
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,395
Hi, Mr. Noah.
1063
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,648
Hey, babe, you're up.
1064
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,483
I'm way up. I am so up.
1065
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,068
I missed you last night.
1066
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,155
Oh, that is so, so good to hear.
1067
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:32,157
Mmm.
1068
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,911
- You want some breakfast?
- I would love some.
1069
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:37,912
Okay.
1070
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,165
Oh.
1071
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,500
I love our house. It's awesome.
1072
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:45,170
It's large, you know, yet kind of cozy.
1073
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:48,631
And obviously I'm wealthy, but this is
tastefully decorated. It's not gaudy.
1074
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,967
Are you okay? You're acting weird.
1075
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,386
Oh, I'm okay. I've never felt better.
1076
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,472
Oh, I almost forgot.
1077
00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,893
Look what came
just in time for the party tonight.
1078
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,561
Okay.
1079
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:06,608
What do you think? Too cheesy?
1080
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:11,154
That is the most beautiful plate
I've ever seen.
1081
00:58:11,237 --> 00:58:14,240
I love it. You're big-spooning me.
It's perfect.
1082
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,701
And I love the message too. “Forever”?
1083
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,954
Oh, my God! Look at this ring!
1084
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:22,040
Oh, what?
1085
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:23,625
I'm, like...
1086
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,710
I'm a rich dude.
1087
00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,296
- I know.
- Oh, I am good to you, huh?
1088
00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,631
- Come in here.
- Okay.
1089
00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:31,341
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
1090
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,885
Oh, come on. Mom! Dad!
1091
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:37,889
Carrie. What are you doing here?
1092
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:41,100
Well, I'm not trying to win house guest
of the year or anything,
1093
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,394
but I did pick up your engagement photos
from the lab.
1094
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,688
- Ooh.
- She's a... You're a house guest.
1095
00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:48,942
She lives here with us.
You're our house guest. Okay.
1096
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,026
Oh, well...
1097
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:52,820
not for very long.
1098
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:53,738
Okay.
1099
00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:56,950
I kind of have some really,
really exciting news.
1100
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,536
Not to one-up you,
but my gallery showing was last night,
1101
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:02,997
and I sold my entire collection of photos.
1102
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:04,541
- That is so exciting.
- Wow.
1103
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,292
- Congratulations.
- That is huge.
1104
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:07,544
What will I do without you?
1105
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,672
This house gets so creepy
when Noah's traveling and I'm home alone.
1106
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,966
What? No.
1107
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:14,801
No, it's not creepy.
1108
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,928
And no one's gonna feel alone.
Not in this house.
1109
00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:19,681
You know what?
You could stay here as long as you want.
1110
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,599
If it makes Avery happy,
it makes me happy.
1111
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:25,687
Mmm! Goddamn, that coffee is good!
1112
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,904
Oh, my God.
1113
00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,908
This is my favorite car.
This is my, like, all-time fav...
1114
00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:41,286
Of course I would have this car.
It makes perfect sense.
1115
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:43,246
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
1116
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,587
Uh-oh, that dog's barkin'.
That dog is a-barkin'.
1117
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,839
Right.
1118
00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:55,258
So you're gonna be home
on time today, right?
1119
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,927
For the party? Of course. Yes.
I'm excited.
1120
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,554
- This is a big deal for us.
- Yeah.
1121
01:00:00,221 --> 01:00:02,223
Let's make some memories. Right?
1122
01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:05,310
Sorry about this. 7:30 in the morning.
1123
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,604
Yeah, here. Don't forget this one.
1124
01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:09,981
- You left it on your nightstand.
- I have two phones.
1125
01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:11,190
I know.
1126
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,984
No, decli... All right.
1127
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,861
- Now this one. Okay.
- Incoming call from...
1128
01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:16,404
No, thanks.
1129
01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:18,072
Sorry. Uh...
1130
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,617
- Incoming call from work.
- No, I don't wanna answer.
1131
01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,786
- Where's the button to...
- Incoming call from work.
1132
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,705
I don't know how to... No, thank you.
1133
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,249
- Incoming call from...
- Decline the call!
1134
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,930
Hello? Anyone here?
1135
01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:48,102
Someone tell me where I sit?
1136
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,358
What the...? Okay.
1137
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:56,778
- Hello?
- Surprise!
1138
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,488
Congratulations, Noah.
1139
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,573
Ever since your first day as an assistant,
1140
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,284
no one has worked harder
or wanted it more.
1141
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,952
Son, you've earned this.
1142
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:07,121
- Earned what exactly?
- This.
1143
01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:12,085
Your new office,
Mr. Senior Vice President.
1144
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,670
This is my office, huh?
1145
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:18,299
Mr. Chun came from Shanghai
specifically to be here for this.
1146
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:22,011
Congratulations, Mr. Ashby.
This is great news.
1147
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:27,350
With our biggest accounts,
your success is our success.
1148
01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:29,769
It's a ton of Chinese.
1149
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,857
Thank you so much.
1150
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,527
I speak Chinese?!
1151
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:40,029
That's so cool!
1152
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:43,449
I don't even know what I'm saying.
1153
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:48,246
Well, according to most prognosticators,
1154
01:01:48,329 --> 01:01:52,583
with our large-cap portfolios
outperforming this bear market...
1155
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,669
What is Mandarin for
“Get a room, you two”?
1156
01:01:56,921 --> 01:02:01,259
...it should elicit fortuitous returns.
1157
01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:02,593
Absolutely right.
1158
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:04,345
Whoo.
1159
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,557
Holy shit! I know some big ass words!
1160
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,813
I don't know what you said.
Yes. You seem happy.
1161
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,189
He's so awesome!
1162
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,983
So I'm happy. Is this kid great?
1163
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,819
Let me give you a tour of the place,
Mr. Chun. Show you under the hood?
1164
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,320
- All-star.
- Thank you.
1165
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,947
Thanks a lot, Terrence.
1166
01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:26,409
Thanks a lot, Darryl. Bill.
I know your names. Big Jeff.
1167
01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:29,746
Little Tony. Hey, Claudette. Rob. Carl.
1168
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,415
- Thank you, Courtney.
- So great.
1169
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,376
Sharon. She's got a sick kid.
I feel bad for her.
1170
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,628
I don't know how I know that.
I know everyone's name.
1171
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:41,007
Max! What's up, my man? Whoo. We did it.
1172
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,509
Yeah, “we. ” Did it. Yeah.
1173
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,136
Yes, we did.
1174
01:02:45,219 --> 01:02:48,347
Do you mind if I steal you from the parade
and talk to you real quick?
1175
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,057
Uh, yeah, sure. Come on.
1176
01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,768
Welcome to Noah's lair.
1177
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:54,103
Ooh, this is sweet, dude.
1178
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,105
Whoa.
1179
01:02:58,983 --> 01:03:01,944
Look what we got here.
Mr. Senior Vice President.
1180
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,613
- May I?
- You may.
1181
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,325
- Ah.
- This is cool, right?
1182
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,411
I... am accomplished.
1183
01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,121
- Yeah.
- It's pretty incredible.
1184
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,372
- Mm-hmm.
- That's cool.
1185
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,919
- Are you okay?
- Hey, do me a favor.
1186
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:20,254
- Can you look at this on my back for me?
- Sure.
1187
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,549
What am I looking for? That mole?
Yeah, I'd get that checked out.
1188
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,843
No, look for the knife
you stabbed me in the back with
1189
01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:27,136
when you stole my promotion.
1190
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,556
I've been busting my ass
for three years trying to get this.
1191
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,142
This has been my plan, Noah. It's my plan.
1192
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:36,103
What are you talking about?
1193
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,188
That's good.
1194
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:40,900
Play dumb and act like it wasn't me
who got you a job here in the first place.
1195
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,152
Me who doctored
your pathetic little résumé.
1196
01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,446
I literally begged Costigan
to hire you here.
1197
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:48,699
Okay. Then there has to be
something that I could do.
1198
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,743
You know? I'm the senior VP.
1199
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:52,453
- You're my best friend...
- “Friend”?
1200
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,539
No, no, no, no.
1201
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:58,417
We haven't been friends for years.
You used to be chill, really cool.
1202
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,546
And then you turned into
a corporate ass-kissing piece of shit!
1203
01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:04,006
So we're what? Enemies?
1204
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:06,300
Fuck you.
1205
01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:11,639
Oh, uh, can I borrow your pen?
1206
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:12,974
Yeah.
1207
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:19,522
I'll leave you two.
1208
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,191
I lied.
1209
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:35,872
Oh, my God.
1210
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,208
It's just from stress eating.
1211
01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:47,008
Oh. Um, sorry to bother you, sir,
but you shouldn't be in here right now.
1212
01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:49,760
You're 20 minutes late
for the meeting with the Avalon execs.
1213
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,180
You know what? I think...
1214
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:56,100
I am gonna need an hour of personal time.
1215
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,852
- Thank you.
- Uh, it's...
1216
01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,186
That's impossible.
1217
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,398
Closing this deal will pay for
your wedding and your honeymoon in Fiji.
1218
01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:04,358
I'm gonna go to Fiji with Avery?
1219
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,486
That would be pretty awesome.
When will this meeting be over with?
1220
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:08,738
- In an hour.
- Good.
1221
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:11,782
- Then you have your flight to Charlotte.
- I'm going to North Carolina today?
1222
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,910
You return late afternoon,
and then you prep for...
1223
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:16,203
Just let me see that. What is this?
1224
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,415
It says that I'm booked every day
for the next three months.
1225
01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:23,711
What if I bailed on that business trip
and took a very well-deserved half day?
1226
01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:27,840
Sir, no. You would be fired instantly.
Seriously, do not do that.
1227
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,426
Remember Davis? He's homeless now.
1228
01:05:30,509 --> 01:05:33,346
I drive by his tent
on the way to work every day.
1229
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:37,934
It's kind of cute. He's got his dog
out there and everything, but...
1230
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,479
Anyways, congrats on your engagement.
You're a lucky man.
1231
01:05:41,562 --> 01:05:44,815
I'd like to go over a couple of quick
scheduling changes that you've got.
1232
01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:46,192
Omaha on the 15th...
1233
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:54,158
I made it. I made it.
1234
01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:56,702
So, sorry I'm late.
Have you guys seen Avery?
1235
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,496
Sorry I'm late. Have you seen...?
1236
01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,123
Those snacks look good,
but I can't have any.
1237
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:04,210
I'm putting myself on a diet.
Have you guys seen Avery at all?
1238
01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,963
Avery's parents. Really nice to meet you.
1239
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:08,047
- Meet us?
- Again.
1240
01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:11,300
Nice to... It's good to see you.
Honestly, it's good to see you.
1241
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,053
Cousin Shannon.
Wow, you do look like Garth.
1242
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,304
I could tell.
1243
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:16,889
Thank you.
1244
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,518
Wow. Okay.
1245
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:26,273
Well, now that I have your attention,
if anyone has seen my beautiful fiancée,
1246
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:31,237
please let her know that her presence
is requested at the piano,
1247
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239
where I would like to kick things off
1248
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,117
with a song that I played for Avery
on the night we first met.
1249
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,952
Ohhh.
1250
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:39,704
I used to do this for a living.
1251
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,093
That's not how the song goes at all,
so let's try that again.
1252
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,303
Is the piano out of tune? Something...
1253
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:59,265
All right. A-one more time! Hit it!
1254
01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:09,150
I, uh, must be rusty.
1255
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,610
But, you know, the jet lag is kicking in.
1256
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:16,240
As soon as Avery joins the duet,
I feel that I will have my groove back.
1257
01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:18,451
Has anyone seen Avery, by the way?
1258
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:20,286
Hey, dude.
1259
01:07:21,078 --> 01:07:23,080
- That was beautiful.
- Thank you.
1260
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:24,874
- I don't believe when you say that.
- Good.
1261
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,418
Been a while since I've played.
Have you seen Avery anywhere?
1262
01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:28,627
She's with Ethan.
1263
01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:30,504
What?
1264
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:33,340
Holy shit. What happened to him?
1265
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:36,385
We think it might have been the taquitos.
Right, Ethan?
1266
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,804
So what happened?
1267
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:42,141
Did your flight get delayed,
or did you hit traffic?
1268
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:44,977
I am so sorry.
I truly tried to get here as fast as...
1269
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,854
Okay, why is he here exactly?
1270
01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,939
I'm-I'm leaving anyway.
1271
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:52,568
Um, don't eat the taquitos
or seven-layer dip.
1272
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:55,696
Poor thing, wait. You wanna lay down
on our bed for a minute?
1273
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:58,407
I think he wants to probably lay down
in his own bed.
1274
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,159
Here. Here you go, big guy.
1275
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,495
We'll get you some fresh air,
some Pepto chewables.
1276
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,747
I have 'em in the glove compartment,
so I'll take him.
1277
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:08,042
Are you sure? But you just got here.
I'm sure everybody wants to say hi.
1278
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,294
- Maybe Carrie can take him home.
- It'll be quick.
1279
01:08:10,377 --> 01:08:12,713
- So... You look so good, by the way.
- Thank you.
1280
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,966
- Thanks.
- I love you so much.
1281
01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,852
Okay. Let's go ahead and get you home.
1282
01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:28,813
Forever.
1283
01:08:33,734 --> 01:08:35,486
Please don't puke in my back seat.
1284
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,117
Um...
1285
01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,494
Look, I'm sorry. I'm...
1286
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:46,330
I mean,
those taquitos are a silent killer.
1287
01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:48,874
No. No, it wasn't the taquitos.
1288
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,752
- Was it the seven-layer dip?
- It was...
1289
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:55,005
- Look, I made it up. Okay?
- Oh, did you?
1290
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:57,466
Because I'm a liar, okay? I'm no good.
1291
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,176
I even stole a plate.
1292
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,345
What kind of asshole steals a plate?
1293
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,306
A beautiful plate.
I've never stolen anything in my life.
1294
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:09,186
I don't know what's come over me.
I've just become this... terrible person.
1295
01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,771
- You're too nice.
- No.
1296
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,231
If that makes sense.
1297
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,108
Like, I, you know... Sometimes I'm like,
1298
01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:17,695
“Ah, Ethan. I don't really like Ethan,
because he's such a nice guy. ”
1299
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:19,238
No, I'm not. Okay?
1300
01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,116
I've been coveting thy neighbor's wife
in my mind.
1301
01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,952
Hey, not cool!
1302
01:09:25,035 --> 01:09:28,164
It isn't cool, and I would recommend
that you stop doing that.
1303
01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:31,625
I'm just gonna... I'm gonna tell you,
1304
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:36,005
I might have told Avery
that I'm in love with her.
1305
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:37,089
What? Oh!
1306
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:40,301
Did you catch your nose?
1307
01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:42,636
Did you break your nose?
Is your face okay?
1308
01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:44,680
Look, I...
1309
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:46,515
I deserved that.
1310
01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,309
Okay? I'm...
1311
01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:49,894
I'm sorry. I...
1312
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:55,149
I know I have... I have no right
to say these things. I just...
1313
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,735
Ever since I met her, I've felt like...
1314
01:09:58,235 --> 01:10:00,321
you know,
it should have been Avery and me,
1315
01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:03,073
and if I didn't tell her,
she would never know.
1316
01:10:03,657 --> 01:10:04,617
I'm sorry.
1317
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:11,290
What did she say when you told her?
1318
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:14,043
She said she wished things were different.
1319
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:21,759
Noah...
1320
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,261
do you mind if I just have a quick...
1321
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:28,057
just like a... just a quick nap?
1322
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,976
Just a...
1323
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,151
Yeah.
1324
01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:41,445
Go ahead, buddy.
1325
01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:52,748
I'm gonna regret this.
1326
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:56,627
There you are.
1327
01:10:57,336 --> 01:11:00,089
Avery texted you like ten times.
She went to bed worried.
1328
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:02,758
Well, I've been driving around all night,
1329
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:05,427
thinking about how I've ruined
all of our lives.
1330
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,804
At least you kept it light.
1331
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,266
Oh, are you okay?
1332
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,647
Why doesn't Avery love me?
1333
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,238
You've known this whole time, haven't you?
1334
01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:29,201
Why didn't you say anything?
1335
01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:31,704
Um...
1336
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,169
Noah, I know she cares about you.
1337
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,463
Deeply.
1338
01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:44,591
But, no, it's...
1339
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,677
it's not love.
1340
01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:53,517
And she'll probably do...
whatever she has to do to make it work.
1341
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:57,271
I just think she doesn't want to f-fail.
1342
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:02,401
Hey, it's not you. You're a good guy.
1343
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,446
Sometimes relationships are about...
1344
01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,198
intangible things.
1345
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,827
Oh, yeah.
1346
01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:15,748
Yep. You've said that before.
1347
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,334
I have?
1348
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,881
Kinda.
1349
01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:27,217
I like it when we talk.
1350
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,012
I like it when we talk.
1351
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,101
But you're right.
1352
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,103
Avery deserves to be happy.
1353
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,021
Yeah.
1354
01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:42,316
And she should be with the right guy,
1355
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,318
even though that right guy isn't me.
1356
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:48,864
So I have to fix it.
I have to go back in time and fix it.
1357
01:12:48,947 --> 01:12:49,990
What? What?
1358
01:12:50,824 --> 01:12:51,825
Where you going?
1359
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,993
To play Cupid.
1360
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:54,536
What?
1361
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,121
Okay.
1362
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,706
Weird life, Noah.
1363
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:04,671
- Now...
- Where's the emergency?
1364
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,590
- It just looks like a party.
- Yeah.
1365
01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:08,884
It's a... It's a party emergency.
1366
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:11,512
- Look, I know we just met.
- Technically, we didn't meet.
1367
01:13:11,595 --> 01:13:13,931
You came banging on my door,
screaming you needed my help.
1368
01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:17,393
I do need your help, because tonight is
the first night of the rest of your life.
1369
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,811
What?
1370
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,105
Honestly, thank you for coming.
1371
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:23,232
- This is gonna be great.
- What? Wait.
1372
01:13:23,315 --> 01:13:25,734
You stay right here,
and you're gonna save the day.
1373
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,820
- Okay? Easy. I'll be back.
- What do you mean?
1374
01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:28,904
Okay?
1375
01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:31,281
- Whoo!
- Hey, watch it, buddy!
1376
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:34,326
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
1377
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,995
- Hulk smash!
- Oh, my God.
1378
01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:39,665
- Hi.
- Hi.
1379
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,709
Uh, wow, uh...
1380
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:45,462
- Great costume.
- Yeah, it's from A League of Their Own.
1381
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,215
I actually haven't seen the movie.
1382
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,217
Yeah, I haven't seen it either.
1383
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:53,887
I needed a last-minute costume,
and my friend Carrie had it laying around.
1384
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:55,597
Did you say it wasn't your favorite movie?
1385
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,392
- Who are you?
- This is Norm. He brought me here.
1386
01:13:58,475 --> 01:14:00,561
- Do you guys want a drink?
- No, it's Noah.
1387
01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:02,688
And I think you guys should talk.
1388
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:06,150
Honestly.
'Cause there is a connection here.
1389
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,445
I'm gonna mingle. I love this song.
I love this party. So...
1390
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:11,488
Whoo!
1391
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:14,616
I'll get my own drink. You should
really see A League of Their Own.
1392
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,660
I'm disappointed that you haven't.
All right.
1393
01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:18,579
Thanks, Noah.
1394
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:23,083
- How long have you known each other?
- Uh, like eight minutes.
1395
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,334
What?
1396
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:36,763
So let me guess. You are a Dunkin' Donut?
1397
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,099
- Two bucks for you, sir.
- Mmm.
1398
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,394
Not one person at this party
has gotten that. You're good.
1399
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,770
- Thank you.
- You're Cupid.
1400
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,272
- Oh, good one.
- Mm-hmm.
1401
01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:46,190
Cheesy.
1402
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:48,358
Well, at least I'm not that guy.
1403
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,612
All right, I can guarantee this is
gonna be gross, and you get it first.
1404
01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:54,990
Hey, I'm Noah.
1405
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,035
Carrie. Nice to meet you.
1406
01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:05,459
- Do you wanna do shots?
- Uh... yeah.
1407
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:07,920
Uh... okay. Let's go.
1408
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,213
Come on.
1409
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:12,883
Comin' in.
1410
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:15,344
Here you go. One for you, one for me.
1411
01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:17,429
Aw! So cute.
1412
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,515
- Thank you.
- Scored us the whole bottle.
1413
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,976
- What made you come up to me?
- I don't know.
1414
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,479
I thought that you had a familiar face.
1415
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,065
I'm wearing goggles.
You can't even see me.
1416
01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:29,733
I love this song.
1417
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:31,818
You wanna dance?
1418
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:33,987
Uh... yeah.
1419
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,739
You think you can handle all this?
1420
01:15:35,822 --> 01:15:38,408
- You think you can handle all of this?
- I can't.
1421
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,621
It's a dance-off.
1422
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:16,905
Sorry.
1423
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:19,825
Sorry.
1424
01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:26,832
Looks like this party's dead.
You wanna go somewhere else?
1425
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:30,252
Yeah. I think I know a place.
1426
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,422
Let's go get Ethan and Avery. Should we?
1427
01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:35,424
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it!
1428
01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:47,769
It's so bright.
1429
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:48,687
It is.
1430
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,696
I mean,
of course they'd be naturals at that.
1431
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,616
They look good together.
1432
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,700
They do.
1433
01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:02,909
Cute.
1434
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,328
That's their first kiss.
1435
01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:15,797
You play piano.
1436
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,675
I got honorable mention
in a talent show once.
1437
01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:19,926
Oh, really?
1438
01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:22,554
And you play Oscar Peterson.
1439
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,641
Well, you don't play OP. OP plays you.
1440
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:27,643
That is true. That is true.
1441
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:35,192
All right. Not bad for Cupid.
1442
01:17:38,403 --> 01:17:40,405
So did Avery get you into him or...?
1443
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:43,867
Avery's music knowledge
is 100 percent stolen from me.
1444
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:47,371
If it were up to Avery, she'd be listening
to Jonas Brothers or Linkin Park.
1445
01:17:49,247 --> 01:17:51,541
Peruse at your own will,
if you want to get schooled.
1446
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,876
Okay.
1447
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,461
- This is your playlist?
- Mm-hmm.
1448
01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:56,546
There are some deep cuts in here.
1449
01:17:58,131 --> 01:17:59,216
So you...
1450
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:01,343
You're the one that likes jazz.
1451
01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:03,095
Yes.
1452
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:07,307
And you like A League of Their Own.
1453
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,601
I hand-made her costume.
1454
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,898
So the foosball table in your living room
is yours, not Avery's.
1455
01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:17,275
How'd you know I had a foosball table
in my living room?
1456
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,279
Avery.
1457
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,323
She told me earlier.
1458
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,783
Candid.
1459
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,747
Right. Um, I'm probably cross-eyed.
1460
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:32,624
- Hmm.
- No?
1461
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,168
That's what I look like in my prom photo.
1462
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,212
- Oh.
- I know.
1463
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,506
Oh, my God! That is horrible!
1464
01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:41,675
You were actually worse than that.
You were this.
1465
01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:43,677
Wait. Cross-eyed and droopy. Huh?
1466
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,803
Oh.
1467
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,849
I... I think you look good.
1468
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,562
I'm really glad I came out tonight.
1469
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,355
Yeah, me too.
1470
01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,733
I almost didn't.
1471
01:18:57,816 --> 01:18:59,067
Why?
1472
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,696
Ah, I'm going through this, like,
really weird breakup.
1473
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:07,117
I knew he'd be at the party,
and I wasn't sure how I'd feel about him.
1474
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,455
You know, you either want to strangle him,
make out with him, cry in the bathroom.
1475
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,125
You... He was at the party?
1476
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:16,209
Yeah.
1477
01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:20,881
Who was he? Was he the AC/DC guy?
1478
01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:22,507
No. No. But...
1479
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,009
Was he Hulk smash?
1480
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,762
No. I believe
you made fun of this guy though.
1481
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,263
Jell-O Shot Doctor?
1482
01:19:28,346 --> 01:19:29,806
What?
1483
01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:31,725
I- I-I did not know that.
1484
01:19:32,225 --> 01:19:33,685
That's all right. How would you know?
1485
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,062
You ever keep spinning around
in the same relationship
1486
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,814
over and over and it's just going nowhere?
1487
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:42,110
Yeah. Yeah, I've been
in that relationship before.
1488
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,823
Hey! Guys, come take pictures with us!
1489
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,408
- Nah.
- Mmm, yeah.
1490
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:50,202
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Let's do it. No, come on.
1491
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,703
- Yep.
- Be a team player.
1492
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,122
You're wearing a jersey,
for Christ's sake. Come on.
1493
01:19:57,751 --> 01:19:59,044
- Get in here.
- Come on.
1494
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,420
- Come on.
- Ready?
1495
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,214
- We're all very happy.
- Whoo!
1496
01:20:02,297 --> 01:20:04,174
Okay, now we're a little scared.
1497
01:20:04,257 --> 01:20:05,509
Now Carrie just vomited.
1498
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,593
Ugh.
1499
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:08,887
Now Carrie fell out of the...
1500
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,557
- Now we hurt Noah.
- Sorry, sorry. Oh, no!
1501
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,326
Where the hell am I?
1502
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,955
It's 6:45 a. m. Rise and shine.
1503
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,337
Aaah! Whoo! On a scale of one to titties,
how epic was last night?
1504
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:44,714
W- We're friends, right?
1505
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,716
What are you talking about?
We're best friends.
1506
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,344
I mean, technically,
you did go home solo yet again,
1507
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:51,888
but what's important is
we shared a kick-ass experience.
1508
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:55,517
I brought home Haley, the dietitian.
Old soul.
1509
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,726
Hey, where's Avery?
1510
01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:58,937
Avery's probably with Ethan.
1511
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,147
- So they're dating?
- Yep. Engaged.
1512
01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:02,732
So, um...
1513
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:04,943
where's Carrie?
1514
01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:06,611
Her friend?
1515
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,281
Uh, I don't know.
I haven't seen her in a few years.
1516
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:11,616
You said she got back with her ex
and fell off your radar.
1517
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,076
What's with all the questions, bro?
1518
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,036
Jell-O Shot Doctor?
1519
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,749
No, she says that they...
that-that she doesn't like him.
1520
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,835
- So that can't...
- What's wrong with you?
1521
01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,004
What are you talking about?
1522
01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:25,714
I'm talking about me and Carrie, Max.
1523
01:21:25,797 --> 01:21:27,549
I- I'm talking about fate.
1524
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,759
Fate is a tricky lady.
1525
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,220
When you try to figure her out,
you just get more confused.
1526
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:36,057
All I know is the mistakes I've made
and the ladies I've laid
1527
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,184
have made me who I am today.
1528
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:41,062
If I were to go back and
relive it differently, I wouldn't be me.
1529
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,147
And I like me.
1530
01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:44,524
I thought things were supposed to happen
for a reason.
1531
01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:46,151
That's what strippers and idiots say.
1532
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:49,779
Things happen randomly
for no reason at all.
1533
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,489
But they create opportunities, Noah.
1534
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,534
And you learn from those opportunities,
even the missed ones.
1535
01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:57,746
The question is,
can you recognize that next opportunity
1536
01:21:57,829 --> 01:21:59,581
when it matters the most?
1537
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,919
I've been watching these speeches online.
Really inspirational.
1538
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,004
This kid, 15 years old.
1539
01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:08,131
Not a lot of subscribers, but...
1540
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:09,633
Noah!
1541
01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:11,927
I made us breakfast,
most important meal of the day!
1542
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,011
Gotta go!
1543
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,025
- Noah?
- Wow.
1544
01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:30,612
Hey, you just missed Avery and Ethan.
Everything okay?
1545
01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:33,406
Carrie, for the past three years,
1546
01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:36,242
I've been pining over
what I thought was destiny,
1547
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:40,705
but no matter what I would do,
Ethan would end up connecting with Avery,
1548
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:44,334
and I would always seem
to connect with you.
1549
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:47,629
'Cause this whole time,
it was meant to be me and you.
1550
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:49,923
Wasn't it?
1551
01:22:54,761 --> 01:22:56,930
- What the hell are you doing?
- What do you mean?
1552
01:22:57,013 --> 01:22:58,890
- Jesus!
- Okay, I thought...
1553
01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:01,977
I thought this was the moment
that-that-that...
1554
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:05,271
when our mutual feelings
would come together and...
1555
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,358
blossom.
1556
01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:09,985
What are you talking about?
1557
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,696
- We've barely hung out.
- That's not true, exactly.
1558
01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:15,198
A long time ago, we met at that party.
1559
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:18,618
We had a great time, I wound up getting
back together with my ex-boyfriend.
1560
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:20,787
Yeah. Why did you do that?
1561
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:23,623
What kind of question is that?
1562
01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:26,126
There's been times when you've hated me,
1563
01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:28,753
and there's been times
when you've hit me with trees.
1564
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:31,047
And then there's been times
1565
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:33,883
when... you've been my only friend.
1566
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:38,054
And there has to be one moment
over the past three years
1567
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:39,639
where you thought about us.
1568
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:41,850
And you wondered.
1569
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:45,854
Okay, maybe.
1570
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:48,356
But... I don't know.
1571
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,608
I'm getting ready for a date.
1572
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:52,736
With who? Jell-O shot guy?
1573
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:55,363
- His name is Phil.
- Phil is a stepdad name.
1574
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,656
You ready?
1575
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,116
What's up, player? Phil.
1576
01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:01,161
Hey, Phil. Noah.
1577
01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:02,704
- All right. Two minutes?
- Yes.
1578
01:24:02,787 --> 01:24:04,039
Cool.
1579
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:09,878
Well, are you happy?
1580
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:16,342
You know what? We're late.
1581
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:20,180
Where you going? Hmm?
Avery and Ethan's engagement party?
1582
01:24:20,263 --> 01:24:22,432
No, actually, that was last night.
1583
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:24,559
No, it's tonight. It's supposed to be...
1584
01:24:25,685 --> 01:24:27,687
Oh, my God, of course.
1585
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:31,691
I got Avery and Ethan together
one day earlier this time.
1586
01:24:31,775 --> 01:24:33,777
So... Shit!
1587
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:35,195
Oh!
1588
01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:36,362
Goddamn time travel.
1589
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:37,989
What?
1590
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,199
You were right.
1591
01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:42,368
Relationships are about intangible things.
1592
01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,913
They're about moments.
1593
01:24:44,996 --> 01:24:48,458
The real moments
and who you share them with.
1594
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:51,920
And the realest moments
that I've had over the past three years
1595
01:24:52,003 --> 01:24:53,004
have been with you.
1596
01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:59,094
You know, I know you don't understand,
but I'm gonna fix this. Okay?
1597
01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,556
I'm sorry. I... Bye, Noah.
1598
01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:12,941
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1599
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:15,193
Well, hey, hey, yo.
1600
01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:16,778
- Hey, Chad. What's up?
- Hey, Noah.
1601
01:25:16,861 --> 01:25:19,072
- Where's the photo booth?
- Uh, what photo booth?
1602
01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,198
That one.
1603
01:25:21,032 --> 01:25:23,159
- It's right there.
- No, the one with, like...
1604
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,870
- The mahogany, the wood and the...
- Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1605
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,748
They got rid of it. A while back, man.
1606
01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:29,833
What?
1607
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:32,252
- Sorry?
- No.
1608
01:25:32,335 --> 01:25:33,711
That-That can't happen.
1609
01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:36,506
I- I don't know what you're talking about.
1610
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:37,507
I'm stuck here.
1611
01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:40,135
The girl I love is dating someone else.
Is that what you're saying?
1612
01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,679
Yeah. Story of my life.
1613
01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:46,099
No, it's not the story of your life,
because you're not a time traveler, Chad!
1614
01:25:49,185 --> 01:25:50,270
Can I get a drink?
1615
01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:53,231
Classic Noah.
1616
01:25:53,314 --> 01:25:55,441
Welcome to Boogie Booth.
1617
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,069
Three, two, one.
1618
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,780
Get ready.
1619
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:03,408
Three, two, one.
1620
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,618
You're doing great.
1621
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:08,413
- We're almost done.
- Hey.
1622
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:11,166
What are you doing in here?
1623
01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:16,588
Obviously,
I am taking a personal photo collage
1624
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:17,839
of hopelessness.
1625
01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,674
Okay.
1626
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:22,177
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
1627
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:23,928
We came to see you play.
1628
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:26,848
And you didn't show up to our party
last night, so we were worried.
1629
01:26:26,931 --> 01:26:28,516
Hey, buddy. Yikes.
1630
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,351
You need a water? I got you.
1631
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,978
- No. Give me...
- Thanks, honey.
1632
01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:35,899
Come on.
1633
01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,484
What are you doing taking photos
1634
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,028
in a piece of junk like this?
1635
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,989
Well, it's the only one they have, so...
1636
01:26:43,072 --> 01:26:45,617
Your photo booth at home
takes way better photos.
1637
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,743
What?
1638
01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,036
Something happen to it?
1639
01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:51,539
Oh, my God. Do you have any idea
what I went through to get that thing?
1640
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:55,543
- You got me the photo booth?
- Yeah.
1641
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,422
- Why?
- Because we're friends.
1642
01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:04,302
Oh, my God.
1643
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,512
It...
1644
01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:09,432
It makes perfect sense. I need you.
1645
01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:10,600
What?
1646
01:27:10,683 --> 01:27:13,353
I need you in order to meet Carrie.
1647
01:27:13,436 --> 01:27:15,855
I was supposed to meet you
at the Halloween party,
1648
01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:17,941
and everything else was supposed
to happen after that.
1649
01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:20,276
Here. Got you a ginger ale.
1650
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,570
Oh, you really are perfect.
1651
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,740
You guys are perfect together.
1652
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:28,034
I gotta go back
and I have to do everything
1653
01:27:28,117 --> 01:27:30,828
exactly how I did it the first time,
and not change a thing.
1654
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,665
Because everything
does happen for a reason. Right?
1655
01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:36,042
Or maybe it doesn't.
Or maybe Max was right.
1656
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,169
- Or maybe I'm just a stripper.
- What?
1657
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,255
I love you.
I'll see you at the engagement party.
1658
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:44,425
Oh, my God.
1659
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:48,179
- He knows it was last night, right?
- I don't think so. He's very drunk.
1660
01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:55,895
Oh!
1661
01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:58,481
Oh, my God.
1662
01:27:58,564 --> 01:28:00,441
You look so good in here!
1663
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,498
One last time.
1664
01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:30,555
- Whoo! Hulk smash!
- Jesus.
1665
01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:31,472
Are you okay?
1666
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:43,318
It's the sound of history.
1667
01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:47,322
Wow. You really like Cookie Crisp.
1668
01:28:47,405 --> 01:28:49,949
I love it. You should get more.
1669
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:53,202
Tomorrow. At 1:00 or whenever.
1670
01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:57,165
And don't go to the store right down
the street. Go to the one on Third.
1671
01:28:57,248 --> 01:28:59,459
Wow, that's very specific. Thank you.
1672
01:28:59,959 --> 01:29:03,087
Oh, my God,
it is so nice to have a good guy friend.
1673
01:29:03,671 --> 01:29:04,547
It is.
1674
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,260
- Bye.
- Bye.
1675
01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:14,515
- Hey.
- Hey.
1676
01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,690
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
1677
01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:25,693
Cheers.
1678
01:29:27,945 --> 01:29:29,864
- Thank you. You too.
- Thank you.
1679
01:29:30,823 --> 01:29:33,493
Hi. Oh, my God. How are you?
1680
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
Candid.
1681
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,667
Oh, Noah.
Hey, I haven't seen you in forever.
1682
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:46,923
It's been a while, huh?
I've been, um... been traveling a lot.
1683
01:29:47,006 --> 01:29:48,007
Yeah?
1684
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:49,842
- Yeah.
- Cool.
1685
01:29:49,926 --> 01:29:52,011
You, uh... You look good.
1686
01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:54,097
Oh. Thank you.
1687
01:29:55,014 --> 01:29:56,015
You look good.
1688
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,642
Thanks.
1689
01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:01,145
So, do you believe all that?
1690
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:02,647
Believe what?
1691
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,440
All that stuff about them
1692
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:07,068
finding each other
and falling in love all in one night.
1693
01:30:07,151 --> 01:30:08,653
I don't know.
1694
01:30:09,612 --> 01:30:12,198
I mean, normally I'd call bullshit, but...
1695
01:30:13,282 --> 01:30:15,368
some things are meant to be.
1696
01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:18,496
Yeah.
1697
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,086
You know,
I know you probably have like a...
1698
01:30:25,169 --> 01:30:27,421
a photo shoot or something cool tomorrow.
1699
01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:30,842
But did you wanna go get
a drink or something?
1700
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,135
Oh, you wanna ditch?
1701
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:35,429
Yep, I wanna just leave
and not say goodbye to anyone.
1702
01:30:35,513 --> 01:30:37,515
Just disappear. Vanish.
1703
01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:40,601
I'm catching a vibe
that you also want to do that.
1704
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:43,146
Are we shits for leaving early?
1705
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:45,064
Uh... Mmm.
1706
01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:50,945
Nah. They don't need us anymore.
1707
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,241
- You like jazz?
- No.
1708
01:30:55,741 --> 01:30:58,119
I'm kidding. I am jazz.
1709
01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,706
- Well, then come on. Let's go.
- Yeah?
1710
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:03,916
Candid.
1711
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,002
No, that's mine. That's my thing.
1712
01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:08,171
Seems like it's my thing now,
I'm holding the camera.
1713
01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,047
- No, that...
- Candid.
1714
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,383
Okay.
I've done that already. We're good.
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