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What?

You slept with him.

I'm pretty sure he never even cleared high school.

Ohh, I see...

So now one needs a degree to screw you.

"Elders have always said, Munni."

"Showing off is wrong, Munni."

"Be careful, you'll set the stage on fire."

I haven't had sex in a year.

Oh, God.

Why don't you get a fucking job, Sakshi?

And who will make your Rajma-rice every day, you NRI Cum...

No matter how educated you are. Graduation...post graduation

But you've achieved nothing until you are a fucking wife.

KalindiPuri, will you marry me?

Baby, I'll be right back.

Fuck....

Rishab, Why?

Why are you doing this?

Wow...

Congratulations. Finally our veer's getting married

So cute.

She will look like a fairy princess in this.

I am Mrs. Malhotra.

Hi, baby.

Kalindi.

Yes, aunty.

We need the ring back.

He'll put it back on again at the Sangeet function.

Aunty.

Save me, okay, when I end up murdering everyone.

We decided not more than 200 guests.

Are you high on weed?

We're going to drink like animals tonight.

Go, runto your mom.

Actually... marry your mom.

Bloody mother lover.

You crazy boobs...

Are we getting married for us or for these people?

This non stop list of strange rules... what the fuck is happening, yaar.

All these new rules, relationships...

Who to call what and when...

Its so exhausting man.

You're not the first girl in this world who is getting married.

But I am definitely the first to do it without my fucking friends.

Your entire group is crazy.

One ran away from home to get married.

Another one's on the verge of getting divorced.

Now, the third one cancelled her own wedding.

Please stop bitching about my friends.

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together"

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi, ladies.

Extreme pleasure.

Extreme WHAT?

Pleasure, baby... Pleasure.