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All right Jim, your
quarterlies look very good.
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How are things
going at the library?
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Oh, I told you
I couldn�t close it, so�
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So you�ve come to the
master for guidance?
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Is this what you�re
saying, grasshopper?
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Actually you called
me in here, but yeah.
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All right, well let me
show you how it�s done.
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Yes, I'd like to speak to
your office manager, please.
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Yes, hello, this is Michael
Scott, I am the regional manager
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of Dundler Mifflin
Paper Products.
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Just wanted to talk to
you "manager-a-manager".
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All right, done deal!
Thank you very much sir,
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you�re a gentleman
and a scholar.
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Oh, I�m sorry, OK,
I�m sorry, my mistake.
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That was a woman I was talking
to... she had a very low voice.
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Probably a smoker. So...
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So that�s the
way it�s done.
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I�ve been at Dundler
Mifflin for 12 years,
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the last four as
regional manager
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If you want to
come through here,
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See, we have the
entire floor
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So this is my kingdom,
as far as the eye can see.
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Ah, this is our
receptionist, Pam.
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Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly.
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Pam has been with us for�
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for ever, right Pam?
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Well, I don�t know...
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If you think
she�s cute now
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you should have seen her
a couple of years ago!
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What?
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Any messages?
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Yeah, just a fax
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Pam, this is
from corporate.
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How many times have I
told you that there�s
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a special filing cabinet
for things from corporate?
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You haven�t told me!
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It�s called the
waste paper basket.
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Look at that!
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Look at that face!
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People say I�m
the best boss.
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They go, "God, we've never worked
in a place like this before,
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you�re hilarious, and you
get the best out of us.�
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I think that pretty
much sums it up
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I found it at
Spencer Gifts.
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My job is to
speak to clients
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on the phone
about quantities
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and type of copier paper.
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You know, whether
we can supply to them
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whether they can
pay for it and...
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I�m boring myself just
talking about this.
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I still love that
after seven years!
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What?
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Nothing
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Ok, all right.
See you later
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All right, take care.
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Back to work.
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Corporate really doesn�t interfere
with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould
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Jan, hello!
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I call her Hillary
Rodham Clinton, right?
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Not to her face, because
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not because I�m scared
of her, because I�m not...
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but...
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yeah.
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All right, was there anything you
wanted to add to the agenda?
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Me no get an agenda.
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I�m sorry, what?
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I didn�t get any agenda.
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Well, I faxed one
over to you this morning.
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Really? Cause I didn�t� did
we get a fax this morning?
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Yeah, the one�
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Why isn�t it in my hand?
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Because a company runs on
efficiency of communication, right?
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So what�s the problem
Pam, why I didn�t get it?
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You put it in the garbage can
that was a special filing cabinet.
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Yeah, that was a joke, that
was actually my brother's,
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it was supposed to be with bills
and doesn�t work great with faxes.
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Do you want to
look at mine?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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OK, since the last meeting,
Alan and the board have decided
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that we can�t justify the Scranton
branch and the Stanford branch
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Oh, ok�
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No, Michael don�t panic
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No no no no, this is good,
this is fine, excellent
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Michael, listen,
don�t panic
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- Although the alarm bells are going off...
- We haven�t made any decisions yet,
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I�ve spoken to Joshua in Stanford
I�ve told him the same as you
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and it�s up to either you or him to convince
me that your branch can incorporate the other
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OK, no problem
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This does, however, mean that
there is going to be downsizing
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Me no wanna
hear that, Jan
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because downsizing
is a bitch,
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it is a real bitch,
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and I wouldn�t wish
that on Josh�s men,
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I certainly wouldn�t
wish it on my men,
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or women - present
company excluded... sorry.
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is Josh concerned about
downsizing himself?
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Not "downsizing himself", but is
he concerned about downsizing?
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Question: How long
do we have to...
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Oh, Todd Packer, terrific
rept, do you mind if I take it?
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Go right ahead.
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Pac man!
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Hey, you big queen!
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Oh, that�s
not... appropriate
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Hey, is old Godzillary
coming in today?
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I don�t know
what you mean
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Look, I've been meaning
ask her one question
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Does the carpet
match the drapes?
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Oh my god!
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That's horrifying!
Horrible
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Horrible person!
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So do you think we can keep� a lid on this for
now? I don�t want to worry people unnecessarily.
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No, absolutely. Under this regime,
it will not leave this office.
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So what does downsizing
actually mean?
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Well...
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You guys gotta update your
resumes, just like I�m doing.
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I bet it�s gonna
be me, probably.
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Yeah, it�ll be you.
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I have an important
question for you.
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Yes?
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Are you going to Angela's
cat-party on Sunday?
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Yeah, stop.
That�s ridiculous.
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Am I gonna tell them? No I�m not going to
tell them, I don�t see the point of that.
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As a doctor, you would not tell
a patient if they had cancer.
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This is Mister Scott.
- Guilty, guilty as charged!
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Ryan Howard, from
the temp agency
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Deniqua sent me down
here to start today
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Howard, like Moe
Howard, "Three Stooges"?
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Right here, high five! Oh
Pam, that�s a guy thing, Pam.
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I�m sort of a
student of comedy.
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I�m Hitler, Adolf Hitler
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I don't think it would be the
worst thing, if they let me go.
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Because, then I might...
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It�s just, I don't think it's many a
little girl's dream to be a receptionist.
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I like to do
illustrations,
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mostly water color,
a few oil pencil.
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Jim thinks they�re good.
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Dundler Mifflin,
this is Pam.
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Sure. Uh, Mr. Davis, let
me call you right back.
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Yeah, something just came up,
2 minutes. Thank you very much.
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Dwight, what
are you doing?
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- What?
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- What are you doing?
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Just clearing my desk,
I can�t concentrate.
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- It's not on your desk.
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- It�s overlapping.
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It's all spilling
over the edge.
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One word, two
syllables: demarcation.
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- You can't do that.
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- Why not?
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Safety violation, I could
fall and pierce an organ.
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We'll see.
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See, this is why the whole downsizing
thing just doesn't bother me.
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Downsizing?
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I have no problem with that. I have been
recommending downsizing since I first got here.
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I even brought it
up in my interview.
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I say, bring it on!
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You just still have 8 messages from yesterday.
- Relax, everything's under control.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
that�s important, right.
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Oh, this is so important,
I should run to answer it.
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What?
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Come on. Six Million
Dollar Man! Steve Austin!
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Actually, that would be a good salary for
me, don�t you think? Six million dollars?
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Memo to Jan: I
deserve a raise.
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Don�t we all?
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I�m sorry?
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Nothing!
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If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe
you should take it up with HR [Human Resources]
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OK? Not today, OK, Pam?
Just... be professional.
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I think I�m a role model here, I
think I garner people's respect.
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Attention all Dundler Mifflin employees, please
we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP
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People I respect, heroes
of mine, would be: Bob Hope,
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Abraham Lincoln,
definitely,
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Bono,
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and probably God
would be the fourth one.
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And I just think all those people
really helped the world, in so many ways,
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that it�s, it�s
really beyond words.
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It�s really uncalculable.
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Now, I know there are some rumors out
there, and I just kind of want to see�
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I�m Assistant Regional
Manager, I should know first.
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Assistant to the
Regional Manager.
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OK. Can you just
tell me, please?
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Just tell me quietly.
Can you whisper it in my ear?
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I'm just about
to tell everyone.
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Please, OK.
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Do you want me
to tell them?
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You don�t know
what it is!
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OK, you tell them,
with my permission.
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I don�t need...
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Permission granted.
Go ahead.
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Corporate has deemed it appropriate
to enforce an ultimatum upon me,
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and Jan is thinking about downsizing
either the Stanford branch or this branch.
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I heard they might be
closing this branch down,
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That's just...
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That's just the rumor going around,
this is my first day, I don�t really know.
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Yeah, but Michael, what
if they downsize here?
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Not gonna happen.
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It could be out of
your hands, Michael.
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It won't be out of
my hands, Stanley, OK?
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I promise you that.
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Can you promise that?
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On his mother's grave.
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Well, yeah, it is a promise, and frankly I�m a little
bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.
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It�s just that
we need to know.
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Hold on a second, I think Pam
wanted to say something. Pam?
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You had a look that you wanted
to ask a question, just then?
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I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say
that it could be this branch that gets the axe.
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Are you sure about that?
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Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing
confidentiality agreement of meetings.
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Pam, information
is power.
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So you can't say for sure whether
it's gotta to be us or them.
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No, no, no, Stanley, no, you did
not see me in there with her.
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I said, if corporate wants to come in here and
interfere, then they�re gonna have to go through me, right?
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You know, you can go
mess with Josh�s people,
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but I�m the head
of this family,
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and you ain�t gonna be
messing with my children.
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If I left, what would I do with all
this useless information in my head?
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You know... tonnage
price of manila folders?
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Pam�s favorite flavor of
yoghurt, which is Mixed Berries.
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Jim said Mixed Berries?
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Yeah, he�s onto me.
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Watch out for this guy!
Dwight Schrute in the building!
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This is Ryan,
the new temp.
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Nice to meet you.
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Introduce yourself, be polite.
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Dwight Schrute, Assistant
Regional Manager.
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Assistant to the
Regional Manager.
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So, Dwight, tell him about the kung-fu
and the car and everything.
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Yeah, I got a '78 280Z, I bought it for 1200,
fixed it up, it's now worth three grand.
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That is his profit!
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New engine, suspension, I got it
re-sprayed, I�ve got some photos
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Damn it!
Jim!
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OK, hold on,
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Judge is in session.
What is the problem here?
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He put my stuff
in jello again.
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That�s real
professional, thanks.
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That's the third time and it wasn't
funny the first 2 times either, Jim
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It�s ok here, but people sometimes
take advantage because it's so relaxed.
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I�m a volunteer sheriff's
deputy on the weekends,
240
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:44,190
and you cannot
screw around there.
241
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,643
It's sort of one of the rules.
242
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:47,253
What is that?
243
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:48,258
That�s my stapler.
244
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,530
No no no, do
not take it out!
245
00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:51,838
You have to eat
it out there.
246
00:14:52,027 --> 00:14:53,932
Because there are starving
people in the world,
247
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:57,082
Which I hate, and it is
a waste of that kind of food.
248
00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:58,127
OK, you know what?
You can be a witness.
249
00:14:58,142 --> 00:14:59,560
Can you reprimand
him please?
250
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:02,589
- How do you
know it was me?
251
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,666
- It's always you.
252
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:04,943
- Are you gonna
discipline him or not?
253
00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:07,312
Ooh, discipline, kinky!
254
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:10,035
All right, here�s
the deal, you guys.
255
00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:14,481
The thing about a practical joke, is that you have
to know when to start, as well as when to stop!
256
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:22,440
And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop
putting Dwight�s personal effects into jello.
257
00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:29,273
OK, Dwight, I�m sorry, because
I�ve always been your biggest *flan*
258
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:35,082
Nice! That�s the
way it is around here.
259
00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:38,699
You should have put
him in custard-y!
260
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:41,524
Yes, new guy!
261
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:43,404
He scores!
262
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,062
OK that�s great, I guess,
263
00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,856
what I�m most
concerned with is...
264
00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:48,756
damage to
company property.
265
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:50,383
That�s all.
266
00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:57,271
Pudding... putting...
267
00:15:57,664 --> 00:16:00,925
I�m trying to think of
another dessert to do.
268
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:05,309
Do you like going out at
the end of a week for a drink?
269
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:06,735
Yeah!
270
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:10,214
Well, that�s why we're all going out, so
we can have an end-of-the-week drink.
271
00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:11,340
Well, then when
are we going out?
272
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,702
I don�t know,
tonight, hopefully.
273
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:14,369
OK, yeah.
274
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:17,757
Hey, man.
275
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:18,302
Hey!
276
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,131
What�s going on?
277
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:19,849
Hey baby!
278
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:24,310
Roy is my fianc�, we�ve
been engaged about...
279
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:29,149
about 3 years, and we were supposed
to get married in September,
280
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:32,222
but I think we�re gonna
get married in the spring
281
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,996
Do you mind if I go out
for a drink with these guys?
282
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:40,232
No, come on. Let�s get
out of here and go home.
283
00:16:40,612 --> 00:16:43,813
OK, I'm gonna be a few minutes,
284
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:47,738
It's only twenty past five, I�ve
still got to do my faxes.
285
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,622
You know what, you
should come with us,
286
00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:56,818
because we're all going out and
it could be a good chance for you to
287
00:16:57,199 --> 00:17:00,334
see what people are like outside
the office, I think it could be fun
288
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:04,140
No, it sounds good but
seriously we gotta get going
289
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:04,739
Yeah, yeah.
290
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,669
What's in the bag?
291
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:20,968
Just tell her I'll
talk to her later.
292
00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:24,229
No, definitely, all right
dude, awesome, will do.
293
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:32,526
Do I think I�ll be
invited to the wedding?
294
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,533
So, have you
felt the vibe yet?
295
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,259
We work hard,
we play hard.
296
00:17:44,326 --> 00:17:47,019
Sometimes we play hard when we
should be working hard, right?
297
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:53,112
I guess the atmosphere that I've
created here is that I am a friend first,
298
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:54,663
and a boss second.
299
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,601
Probably an
entertainer third.
300
00:17:57,634 --> 00:17:58,380
Just a second!
301
00:17:58,973 --> 00:17:59,685
Right?
302
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:05,078
Oh, hey do you like the
Jamie Kennedy Experiment?
303
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:05,385
Yeah
304
00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:07,066
Punk'd, and all
that kind of stuff?
305
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,648
You are going to be my accomplice,
just go along with it, OK?
306
00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:10,963
All right
307
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:13,377
Just follow my lead,
don�t pimp me all right?
308
00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:14,291
Come in!
309
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:17,473
So corporate just said
that I don�t want to�
310
00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:17,810
You got a fax.
311
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:18,863
Oh, thank you, Pam.
312
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,985
Pam? Can you come
in here for a sec?
313
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:25,792
Just have a seat, I was gonna
call you in anyway... You know Ryan?
314
00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:30,724
As you know, there is
going to be downsizing
315
00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:35,318
and you have made my
life so much easier,
316
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:39,792
in that I�m going to
have to let you go first
317
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:41,656
What? Why?
318
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:45,197
Why? Well, theft,
and stealing
319
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:46,438
Stealing?
320
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,261
What am I supposed
to have stolen?
321
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,942
Post-It notes.
322
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:53,221
Post-It notes...?
323
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,311
What are those worth,
like 50 cents?
324
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:59,052
You steal 1000 Post-It
notes at 50 cents apiece,
325
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,597
And, you know, you�ve
made a profit... margin.
326
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,495
You know... gonna run us
out of business, Pam.
327
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,862
- Are you serious?
328
00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:09,207
- Yeah.
329
00:19:11,295 --> 00:19:13,245
I can�t believe
this, I mean,
330
00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:17,526
I have never even stolen as much as
a paper clip and now you're firing me.
331
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,444
And the best thing
about it is that
332
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,615
we are not gonna have to
give you any severance pay,
333
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:28,096
because that is
gross misconduct, and�
334
00:19:28,421 --> 00:19:31,322
Just clean out your
desk. I�m sorry.
335
00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:51,073
You�ve been X'd, punk!
336
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:55,165
Surprise! It�s a joke, we
were joking around, you see?
337
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:59,421
OK, he was in on it, he
was my accomplice, and
338
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,165
There was, it was kind of a
morale booster thing, and...
339
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:08,465
We were showing the new guy around,
kind of giving him the feel of the place, so�
340
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,719
God, you were, we
totally got you�
341
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:13,093
You�re a jerk!
342
00:20:14,336 --> 00:20:16,636
Well, I don�t
know about that.
343
00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:34,866
What is the most important
thing for a company?
344
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,967
Is it the cash flow?
Is it the inventory?
345
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:43,044
Nah-uh, it�s the people.
346
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:45,270
The people.
347
00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:50,206
My proudest moment here was not
when I increased profits by 17%,
348
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,515
or when I cut expenses without
losing a single employee.
349
00:20:54,532 --> 00:20:55,894
No, no, no, no.
350
00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,942
It was a young
Guatemalan guy.
351
00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:02,094
First job in the country,
barely spoke English,
352
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:04,340
Came to me and said:
353
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:06,034
"Mr. Scott,
354
00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:11,895
would you be the
Godfather of my child?"
355
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:24,159
Didn't work out in the end. We
had to let him go. He sucked.
356
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,463
Hey.
357
00:21:31,487 --> 00:21:33,555
Hey, how are you?
358
00:21:33,902 --> 00:21:36,291
Good, I thought you were
going out for a drink with�
359
00:21:36,311 --> 00:21:37,689
Oh, no, no, just
decided not to, uh...
360
00:21:40,329 --> 00:21:41,640
How�s your headache?
361
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,367
It's better, thanks.
362
00:21:42,674 --> 00:21:45,726
Good, good, that's great.
363
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:48,897
Are you...
364
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,664
Am I walking out?
365
00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:51,497
Yes.
366
00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:53,658
Yes. Do you wanna... ?
367
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:54,599
Yeah.
368
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,706
Great, let me just...
369
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:58,211
Oh, Roy.
370
00:21:58,213 --> 00:22:00,535
Yeah, listen, have
a nice weekend!
371
00:22:00,616 --> 00:22:03,828
Yeah, definitely,
you too! Enjoy it.
372
00:22:16,325 --> 00:22:19,118
You know what, just...
Come here.
373
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,498
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