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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,317 --> 00:00:06,286 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:19,933 --> 00:00:24,771 NARRATOR: Man lives in the sunlit world 3 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:29,231 of what he believes to be reality. 4 00:00:30,744 --> 00:00:34,181 But... there is, 5 00:00:34,181 --> 00:00:38,719 unseen by most, an underworld. 6 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:42,389 A place that is just as real 7 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:46,493 but not as brightly lit. 8 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:49,257 A dark side. 9 00:01:03,076 --> 00:01:06,978 (indistinct chatter, shouts) 10 00:01:09,082 --> 00:01:11,585 (grunting) 11 00:01:11,585 --> 00:01:13,553 (indistinct shouts) 12 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:18,992 (grunts) 13 00:01:18,992 --> 00:01:21,392 (shouting) 14 00:01:22,396 --> 00:01:24,097 (yells) 15 00:01:24,097 --> 00:01:27,089 Lockjaw is looking real mean tonight. 16 00:01:34,174 --> 00:01:36,576 (grunting) 17 00:01:36,576 --> 00:01:38,311 ln his own corner, Basher's in trouble. 18 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:40,714 lt's the reverse headlock! 19 00:01:40,714 --> 00:01:42,749 Chocolate chip or peanut butter, sweetie? 20 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:44,740 Chocolate chip, Mom. 21 00:01:45,919 --> 00:01:47,154 (Basher grunts) 22 00:01:47,154 --> 00:01:49,349 (crowd jeering) 23 00:01:53,026 --> 00:01:54,661 (fierce grunt) 24 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:56,094 (cheering, shouting) 25 00:01:58,131 --> 00:02:00,565 (indistinct shouts, chatter) 26 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:06,173 Rip his arm off and feed it to him, you puke! 27 00:02:06,173 --> 00:02:07,731 Gouge his eyes out! 28 00:02:09,142 --> 00:02:10,644 -Hit him! -Bite him! 29 00:02:10,644 --> 00:02:13,280 (grunting) 30 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,148 Come on, Basher, give him a hiplock! 31 00:02:15,148 --> 00:02:17,514 (grunting) 32 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:24,057 (cheering, whistling) 33 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:27,761 Don't try to wrestle him, you ninny! 34 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:30,664 Basher's got Lockjaw tied up in his own corner. 35 00:02:30,664 --> 00:02:32,966 lt looks like a great opening for Basher. 36 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:35,127 Only women fight fair! 37 00:02:38,438 --> 00:02:39,773 But look at that! 38 00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:42,442 Ryan has handed his fighter the brass knuckles! 39 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:45,946 Another typical dirty move by Ryan! 40 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:48,548 Come on, Basher, clobber him! 41 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:51,108 (indistinct shouts, chatter) 42 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,088 Go! 43 00:02:55,088 --> 00:02:56,323 (crowd booing) 44 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:58,848 (bell clangs) 45 00:03:01,094 --> 00:03:02,596 (grunting) 46 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,664 Cookies?! 47 00:03:04,664 --> 00:03:08,702 Didn't you forget the strained carrots? 48 00:03:08,702 --> 00:03:10,863 -Ooh! -(crowd booing) 49 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:18,478 (indistinct shouts, booing) 50 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:20,113 You dirty little slime. 51 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,214 You little... 52 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:23,483 (yells) 53 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:24,684 Oh... Whoa! 54 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:26,083 (rhythmic grunting) 55 00:03:28,588 --> 00:03:30,190 Basher's the top dog now. 56 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:32,526 That's who they're cheering for-- hah! 57 00:03:32,526 --> 00:03:34,892 lt ain't over yet. 58 00:03:38,298 --> 00:03:39,629 Whoa-whoa-whoa...! 59 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:41,725 Ooh! 60 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:47,040 Time for your cookies and milk, sweetie. 61 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,098 Okay, Mom. 62 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,011 Basher Malone is about to administer 63 00:03:51,011 --> 00:03:53,680 the coup de grace with his patented Basher-gram. 64 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,415 And you know what that is-- 65 00:03:55,415 --> 00:03:58,518 that's a one-way ticket to la-la land! 66 00:03:58,518 --> 00:04:01,054 (grunting, panting) 67 00:04:01,054 --> 00:04:02,521 (cheering) 68 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,672 (Lockjaw grunts) 69 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,663 Cupcake! 70 00:04:22,275 --> 00:04:24,444 You've had a real vendetta 71 00:04:24,444 --> 00:04:27,213 against the fighters on Tippy Ryan's team 72 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:29,816 ever since you came into professional wrestling, Basher. 73 00:04:29,816 --> 00:04:31,651 Until l came on the scene, 74 00:04:31,651 --> 00:04:34,321 Tippy Ryan's thugs were the only role models 75 00:04:34,321 --> 00:04:35,956 that impressionable young children had 76 00:04:35,956 --> 00:04:37,657 in pro wrestling. 77 00:04:37,657 --> 00:04:41,895 Kids need a righteous hero, like myself, to look up to. 78 00:04:41,895 --> 00:04:44,531 A square-dealing, straight-shooting, 79 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:46,466 clean-fighting man. 80 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:47,734 TlPPY: Heh! 81 00:04:47,734 --> 00:04:50,303 Oh-ho, this must be a humiliating experience 82 00:04:50,303 --> 00:04:52,105 for you, Tippy Ryan. 83 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:56,876 Basher Malone has degraded, debased, de-maimed 84 00:04:56,876 --> 00:04:59,479 and dismantled every fighter in your stable. 85 00:04:59,479 --> 00:05:00,780 (Tippy muttering) 86 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,750 MAN: Tippy, what do you want to do with this guy? 87 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,319 (indistinct crowd shouts) 88 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:08,922 Get him out of the ring, 89 00:05:08,922 --> 00:05:09,956 -you jerk! -Ooh! 90 00:05:09,956 --> 00:05:10,957 You help him! 91 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:13,827 Don't just stand there! 92 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,763 (booing, shouting) 93 00:05:16,763 --> 00:05:21,868 Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a very pretty sight. 94 00:05:21,868 --> 00:05:24,804 (phone ringing) 95 00:05:24,804 --> 00:05:27,173 Yeah? 96 00:05:27,173 --> 00:05:29,309 Yeah, listen, boss... 97 00:05:29,309 --> 00:05:32,178 there's no way l can beat Basher Malone 98 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:34,681 with the wimps you keep sending me. 99 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:38,485 l need your top gun-- a skull crusher! 100 00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:41,187 No, no, no, no, listen, boss, 101 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:44,290 if l get Basher Malone in the ring 102 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:47,994 with one of your boys from the Fire and Brimstone League, 103 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:50,656 our troubles'll be over. 104 00:05:52,098 --> 00:05:54,768 Yeah. 105 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:56,536 (chortling) 106 00:05:56,536 --> 00:05:58,972 And, kids, don't forget what the Basher tells you. 107 00:05:58,972 --> 00:06:00,073 Brush your teeth 108 00:06:00,073 --> 00:06:02,375 after every meal, do your homework, 109 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,411 and listen to your mom when she... 110 00:06:04,411 --> 00:06:06,242 (cigar hisses) 111 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:10,517 l got the meanest, the slimiest, 112 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,919 the dirtiest fighter of all time, 113 00:06:12,919 --> 00:06:16,289 if you've got the guts, Basher Malone. 114 00:06:16,289 --> 00:06:20,060 What's the matter, you need a note from your mommy? 115 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:24,230 Any time and any place, you pencil-neck. 116 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:27,367 Midnight, my gym. 117 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:30,403 No audience, no refs... 118 00:06:30,403 --> 00:06:33,236 no holds barred. 119 00:06:41,347 --> 00:06:44,017 Don't worry, Mom, l know what l'm doing. 120 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:47,487 l'm gonna nip this thing right in the bud. 121 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:50,490 MOM: Though l walk through the valley of darkness, 122 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:52,358 l fear no evil, 123 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:55,161 because my son is the toughest son of a gun 124 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:57,197 in the whole darn valley. 125 00:06:57,197 --> 00:06:59,256 TlPPY: How touching. 126 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:04,093 Where's your fighter? 127 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,642 (distorted keypad beeps) 128 00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:11,478 (line ringing) 129 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:14,314 Yeah, this is Tippy Ryan. 130 00:07:14,314 --> 00:07:17,112 Can you send up my special order, please? 131 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:20,283 Of course l've got an account with ya! 132 00:07:21,488 --> 00:07:23,990 Jerk. 133 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:26,659 (switches clank, electricity hums) 134 00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:28,862 Who are you? 135 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:33,266 My job is to get impressionable young kids 136 00:07:33,266 --> 00:07:36,870 to root for dirty fighters like Lockjaw Lukasec! 137 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:39,606 And my client takes over from there. 138 00:07:39,606 --> 00:07:43,176 Well, l happen to be very good at my work. 139 00:07:43,176 --> 00:07:46,546 30 years my gym has produced a steady stream 140 00:07:46,546 --> 00:07:48,114 of the dirtiest fighters 141 00:07:48,114 --> 00:07:50,917 for the, for the wrestling profession! 142 00:07:50,917 --> 00:07:53,520 My wrestlers have-have gouged and kicked 143 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,623 and maimed their way to the top! 144 00:07:56,623 --> 00:07:58,958 Most important of all... 145 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:01,294 a whole generation of kids 146 00:08:01,294 --> 00:08:05,498 grew up with these lowlifers as their heroes! 147 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:07,634 Then you come along... 148 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:11,204 and now everybody wants to cheer for the good guy. 149 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:14,407 Everybody wants to cheer for you, Basher Malone. 150 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:17,544 Everybody wants to wear Basher Malone T-shirts 151 00:08:17,544 --> 00:08:20,580 and walk little old ladies across the street. 152 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,615 They want to look like you, Basher Malone, 153 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:26,319 they want to talk like you, they want to dress like you! 154 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:31,090 Worst of all, they want to be drippy Goody Little Two-shoes 155 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:34,961 just like you, Basher Malone! 156 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:37,230 Well, you want to fight evil? 157 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:39,032 l'll give you evil. 158 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:42,702 l'll give you something that a true crusader 159 00:08:42,702 --> 00:08:44,170 only dreams about. 160 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:45,839 l'll give you the real thing. 161 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:48,364 (eerie crackling, whirring) 162 00:08:51,311 --> 00:08:53,905 (whirring grows louder) 163 00:08:57,150 --> 00:09:00,176 (woman speaks indistinctly) 164 00:09:02,622 --> 00:09:04,317 Oh... 165 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:10,619 (deep, distorted moaning) 166 00:09:21,674 --> 00:09:24,336 (growling) 167 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:27,608 (growling) 168 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,517 (whooshing stops) 169 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:35,822 Basher Goody Two-shoes Malone, 170 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:39,926 meet your next and final opponent... 171 00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:41,928 Trog! 172 00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:43,054 (growling) 173 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:49,925 (growling) 174 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:59,173 (whirring) 175 00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:05,618 He's accustomed to a much warmer climate down there. 176 00:10:05,618 --> 00:10:07,153 Folks... 177 00:10:07,153 --> 00:10:09,355 show time. 178 00:10:09,355 --> 00:10:10,720 (growling) 179 00:10:14,694 --> 00:10:17,864 All right, come on, come on, both of you. 180 00:10:17,864 --> 00:10:20,033 Now, on my left... 181 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:23,803 he weighs 267 pounds, 182 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:25,238 he's the challenger, 183 00:10:25,238 --> 00:10:27,240 from Good Ship Lollipop Land... 184 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,108 (Trog growling) 185 00:10:29,108 --> 00:10:31,099 ...Basher Malone. 186 00:10:32,412 --> 00:10:34,414 TlPPY: You might say that 187 00:10:34,414 --> 00:10:39,319 Trog is a true product of his environment. 188 00:10:39,319 --> 00:10:41,621 His weight rises 189 00:10:41,621 --> 00:10:46,726 with the inverse ratio of the purity of his opponent's soul. 190 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:51,464 By that, l mean... the more sinful his opponent, 191 00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:54,067 the heavier he becomes. 192 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,301 (beeping) 193 00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:57,537 And some of those sinners down there, 194 00:10:57,537 --> 00:11:01,307 he has hit as high as 80,000 pounds. 195 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:05,471 My boy is as pure as the driven snow. 196 00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:12,318 his fight will be two falls out of three, winner take all, 197 00:11:12,318 --> 00:11:15,421 and if you win, Basher... (chortles) 198 00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:17,957 l will close up shop 199 00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:21,127 and send all my fighters 200 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:23,563 back to where they came from. 201 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:28,234 But if my fighter wins, you, Basher, 202 00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:30,103 retire from the ring forever 203 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:32,138 and Trog takes possession of the title 204 00:11:32,138 --> 00:11:36,109 and Trog becomes the idol of millions and millions 205 00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:38,778 of impressionable children. 206 00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:40,939 Oh, Basher, no. 207 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:44,439 Oh. 208 00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,809 (Trog grunts) 209 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:52,625 l just wanted to wish you good luck. 210 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,661 (Trog growling) 211 00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:57,730 -MOM: Basher! -(Trog growls, Basher groans) 212 00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,665 (Trog laughs) 213 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:01,367 (both grunting) 214 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,527 (groaning) 215 00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:06,137 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -(Trog growling) 216 00:12:09,075 --> 00:12:11,077 (grunting) 217 00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,145 (coughs) 218 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:13,379 All right, Trog, yeah, get him! 219 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,614 All right, get him down there! 220 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:16,816 Come on, baby, do it for me, come on. 221 00:12:16,816 --> 00:12:18,579 (Trog laughing, Basher groaning) 222 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:29,762 Trog T-shirts, Trog coloring books, Trog dolls! 223 00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,764 Ursula dolls! 224 00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:34,867 Yeah, children playing with Trog and Ursula dolls together! 225 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:35,935 Yeah, yeah! 226 00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:37,303 l love it! 227 00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:38,337 (groans) 228 00:12:38,337 --> 00:12:39,338 You can't let him win, Basher. 229 00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:40,840 Think of the children. 230 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,206 (Trog laughing, Basher groaning) 231 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:54,587 The Basher-gram, the Basher-gram. 232 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:56,689 (both grunting) 233 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,958 Send him back where he came from. 234 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,827 (both grunting) 235 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:04,230 The harder you strain, the heavier he gets. 236 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,666 My Basher's a good boy. 237 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:09,836 The Greeks call it hubris-- 238 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,371 the sin of excessive pride. 239 00:13:12,371 --> 00:13:13,573 Basher Malone 240 00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:15,675 has a very high opinion of himself. 241 00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:16,943 Don't you, Basher? 242 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:19,537 (both grunting) 243 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,982 Yeah, with Basher's ego, 244 00:13:22,982 --> 00:13:27,919 l figure Trog ought to top 900 pounds before he's through. 245 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:33,792 (both grunting) 246 00:13:38,698 --> 00:13:41,189 -(Trog laughing) -Whoa! 247 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:46,806 (both grunting) 248 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:47,874 (laughing) 249 00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,542 Good night, lrene. 250 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,610 (laughing) 251 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:51,811 (Trog growling) 252 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:54,041 (Basher groaning) 253 00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:58,312 (Trog chuckling) 254 00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:02,412 (Trog laughing, growling) 255 00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:12,298 ''Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.'' 256 00:14:12,298 --> 00:14:14,357 (chuckles) 257 00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:21,641 What am l gonna do? 258 00:14:21,641 --> 00:14:23,376 l can't win without my Basher-gram. 259 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:25,378 There's more than one way to skin a cat. 260 00:14:25,378 --> 00:14:28,047 l've been working on some strategy. 261 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,382 l don't need no strategy. 262 00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:30,783 l'm the best there is. 263 00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:34,048 Nobody can beat me two out of three falls. 264 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,550 (growling) 265 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:48,790 (Basher groans) 266 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,004 (Trog growling, Basher groaning) 267 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:04,508 All right, put him away, put him away. 268 00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:07,620 (Basher yells) 269 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,487 (both grunting) 270 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:17,594 (Trog laughing, Basher groaning) 271 00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:20,499 (laughter) 272 00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:24,303 (Basher groaning) 273 00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:26,572 (whooping) Yeah, yeah, yeah! 274 00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:28,563 Go, go! 275 00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:44,782 (Trog grunting) 276 00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:48,690 URSULA: Oh... oh! 277 00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,197 (Ursula grunting) 278 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,466 You look a little peaked. 279 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,334 How about some ice-cold lemonade? 280 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,495 (Trog screams, Ursula gasps) 281 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:02,141 Just trying to be helpful. 282 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:04,507 (grunting) 283 00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:09,704 (Trog screeching) 284 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,784 (both grunting) 285 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,822 (sobbing) 286 00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,124 (Basher grunts) 287 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,893 One, two, three! 288 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:23,862 (Mom cackling) 289 00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:36,264 (Tippy wheezes) 290 00:16:41,514 --> 00:16:44,016 (groaning) 291 00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,485 But, sweetie, you haven't had your cookies and milk. 292 00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:48,487 l don't need no cookies and milk, 293 00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,923 and l don't need my Basher-gram. 294 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:54,994 l'm Basher Malone and l can lick anybody in the place. 295 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:57,496 Pride comes before the fall, young man. 296 00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:59,632 That could be just what they're counting on. 297 00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:01,734 -(dismissive groan) -So you're such a big shot now, 298 00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,970 you don't have to listen to your mom anymore. 299 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:08,974 (groaning) 300 00:17:08,974 --> 00:17:10,476 Oh, baby, oh. 301 00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:12,467 (Ursula moaning, Trog growling) 302 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,281 (both grunting) 303 00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:30,763 (Basher yells) 304 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:33,132 (both grunting) 305 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:36,402 Basher, no, you can't lift him. 306 00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:37,737 (both grunting) 307 00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:39,505 (Trog laughs) 308 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,340 (Basher grunts) 309 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:44,798 (Trog laughing, Basher groaning) 310 00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:53,582 What? What? 311 00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,822 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 312 00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:58,119 (Basher straining) 313 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,691 (growling) 314 00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:05,961 (grunting) 315 00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:11,793 No, not milk! Aah! 316 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:17,309 (sizzling, hissing) 317 00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:20,210 (screaming continues) 318 00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:28,743 Oh, baby. 319 00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:39,427 (growling): Oh, no... Oh, no... 320 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,469 Oh, no. 321 00:18:43,469 --> 00:18:46,005 You're the only friend he ever had. 322 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:46,994 (growling) 323 00:18:48,974 --> 00:18:50,276 (Trog chortles) 324 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:52,278 (both grunting) 325 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,269 (Trog laughing, Basher groaning) 326 00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,711 One, two... 327 00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:03,789 Finish him off, you wart head! 328 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:06,091 (both grunting) 329 00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:07,526 No, no, you don't, no more tricks. 330 00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:09,585 Time to get rid of this once and for all. 331 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,066 Mom...! 332 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,057 (Trog chuckles) 333 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:19,832 Mom! 334 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,510 Get out of the way! 335 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,745 Mom, l need you. 336 00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:29,043 (Trog grunting) 337 00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:37,052 (Trog grunting) 338 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,453 (Trog whimpers, Basher grunts) 339 00:19:44,497 --> 00:19:46,599 (Basher laughs) 340 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,590 (Trog whimpering) 341 00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,171 Get out of the way! Come on, move it! 342 00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,944 (Tippy muttering angrily) 343 00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:01,380 Move it! 344 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:03,182 (chuckles nervously) 345 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:06,118 l... l think you dropped this, young lady. 346 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,621 Bon voyage, Tippy Ryan. 347 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,791 l'm gonna send you to Hell, one piece at a time. 348 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:15,394 Basher, it's not for us to judge. 349 00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:18,430 Sorry, Mom. 350 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,126 Basher, don't litter. 351 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:29,800 (Trog grunting, Tippy screaming) 352 00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,560 (coin clinks) 353 00:20:51,797 --> 00:20:54,567 When's the last time l took you out to dinner? 354 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,834 Never. 355 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,937 Well, l just happen to know a place 356 00:20:57,937 --> 00:21:01,707 where the steaks are so big, the waiters all wear trusses. 357 00:21:01,707 --> 00:21:04,476 Oh. 358 00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:06,178 l'll take mine rare. 359 00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:08,169 You got it, Mom. 360 00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:21,226 NARRATOR: The dark side is always there. 361 00:21:21,226 --> 00:21:23,629 Waiting for us to enter. 362 00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:27,232 Waiting to enter us. 363 00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:33,467 Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight. 23836

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