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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(dog barks in distance)
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Hello. Hello, babies.
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Mama's home.
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l know, l know you're hungry,
snookums.
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We're all hungry.
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lt's snack time.
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-MALE VOlCE: Hey, fattie,
you warthog. -Mmm... (laughs)
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Pick up some whipped cream
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to slather all over
your buttocks
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and squish between
your fat toes?
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You want to look like
a walking cream puff?
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A walking, talking lard bucket
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oozing down the street, Fobsie?
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(cackling)
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(woman screaming over TV)
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(screaming continues)
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(TV clicks off)
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Okay, snookums, it's food time.
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Open your pores.
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Open wide!
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Num, num, num, num, num, num!
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All my little babies, yeah!
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Don't you want
to talk to Mommy?
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You're my little buddies,
yes, you are.
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O-A-L-A-H-A-- Oalaha.
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(phone line rings)
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WOMAN:
Hello?
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My name is Betsy Cowland
from Special Editions, Limited,
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and you're Mrs....
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WOMAN:
What's this all about?
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lt's about you being able
to own a lovely edition
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of Special Editions, Limited;
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those special books
not available on television
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or in the bookstores
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or anywhere else,
for that matter.
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(click, dial tone)
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(phone rings)
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No one ever calls me.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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MAN:
Weight Away calling.
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The call that will change
your life.
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l think you have--
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MAN: Weight Away is not
available on television
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or in bookstores or anywhere
else, for that matter.
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How did you get my...?
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MAN: At Weight Away,
you don't get gimmicks
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like talking refrigerators.
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BETSY:
How did you know?
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Who is this?
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MAN:
You get guarantees.
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But...
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MAN:
We'll deliver this afternoon.
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''Your weight is over.''
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(receiver clicks, dial tone)
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Hello? Hello?
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What's going on?
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(dog barking in distance)
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(knocking)
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Who is it?
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Betsy Cowland?
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Yes?
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Delivery.
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l didn't order anything.
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Oh, it's okay.
''Your weight is over.''
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(dog barking in distance)
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Wonder what it is.
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''Congratulations.
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''You are one of the first owners
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''of the most advanced
weight-loss technology ever.
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''For best results, insert in ear
before every meal.
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Guaranteed weight loss
with regular use.''
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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MAN:
Betsy?
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Who is this and how did you get
my number?
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MAN:
ls this Betsy Cowland?
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How did you get my number?
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ELMO:
Betsy, it's Elmo Shroud.
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Elmo?
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Elmo Shroud from
good ol' Oswego High.
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The last time l saw you
was, uh, prom night.
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Elmo.
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Um, yeah, l-l'm in town
on business,
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and l thought it might be fun
to get together.
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You know, talk about
the good ol' days.
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Yes, uh, they were
wonderful days.
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Uh, how did you get my number?
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From your brother.
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He gave me your address, too.
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Uh, why don't l pick you up,
say, about 8:00?
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BETSY:
8:00.
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ELMO:
lt's a date. See you then. Bye.
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(click, dial tone)
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BETSY:
So, what do you think?
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lt's an old dress.
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Just a little tight...
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here and here.
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Oh, and there.
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(sighs)
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And there.
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Well, maybe if l don't breathe
too much,
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he... he won't notice.
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Aren't you gonna say anything?
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Oh, who am l trying to kid?
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Maybe this wasn't such
a great idea.
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Maybe he won't show up.
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(knocking)
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He showed up.
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lt's open!
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(owl hooting in distance)
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Betsy?
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Elmo?
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Well, uh, you-you certainly look
healthy.
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Thank you.
And you look shiny.
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Yeah, well, l'm just glad
to be looking at all, if, uh...
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Well, you know what l mean.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Uh... did you ever marry?
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Uh, no, no.
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-You see, l've been traveling.
-Oh.
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You know, l've always wanted
to travel, yeah.
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BETSY:
Yeah.
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Well, l-l see that you've been
to the jungle here.
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What?
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l-l was just joking.
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l mean all of these-these
plants, you know?
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BETSY:
Yeah.
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Well, you look different.
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Are you hungry?
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(traditional Mexican
music plays)
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l know it's a lot of food.
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Believe me, l've tried
everything l can to lose weight.
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l've-l've done the water diet,
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the tea diet, the juice diet.
the no-diet diet.
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l even had my earlobes stapled.
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Didn't work.
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(weak laugh)
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Oh, l've wrapped myself
in cellophane,
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l wore weight belts, fat pants,
even suction pants.
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Suction pants?
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Mm, pants connected to a vacuum
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that's supposed to suck off
the pounds.
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lt doesn't work.
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l looked into the liposuction
operation
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where they really open you up
and take out the fat,
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but that's too expensive.
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(watch beeping)
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Oh, uh, excuse me.
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l-l have to make
a-a telephone call.
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(frequency tuning)
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(screaming, shrieking)
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(screaming, sobbing)
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(frequency tuning)
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MALE VOlCE:
No, no, no, come on!
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(Betsy gasps)
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ls there something wrong?
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No... l-l've got something
in my ear.
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l can't get it out.
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Oh, it's okay.
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This looks just great.
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(horrific screaming)
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(fleshy squish)
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(screaming continues)
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(music stops)
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Betsy?
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ELMO:
What's this?
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Elmo...
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l'm sorry l embarrassed you.
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l shouldn't go out.
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l'm-l'm gross and stupid.
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Oh, no.
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Betsy, are-are-are
you all right?
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You want to see a doctor?
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No...
No, you can just leave.
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l've ruined your night.
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Uh, someone left this
at your back door.
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What is it?
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l don't know.
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lt says it's from
''Your weight is over.''
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No.
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l'll, uh, open it.
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BETSY:
Good-bye.
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Betsy... could l say something?
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You were the prettiest
girl in our class.
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(door shuts)
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l'm not the most
beautiful girl anymore.
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Glasses.
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''Guaranteed weight loss
with regular use.''
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(laughing)
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Guaranteed.
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(multiple voices):
Please don't...!
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Please don't eat us!
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Please don't eat us!
Please don't eat us!
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ALL: Please don't eat us!
Don't eat us!
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-No!
-Aah!
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FEMALE VOlCE: l implore you
to stay your hand.
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MALE VOlCE:
Yeah, she's right, lady.
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Give us a break here, huh?
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MALE VOlCE 2:
We've done you no harm.
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Why abuse us so?
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What's the matter, lady,
cat got your tongue?
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Cat got my tongue?
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Hey, lady, whoa!
Just a simple question here.
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No. No!
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lt's not a simple question
when a banana asks it.
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lt's not a simple question
at all.
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Hey, you got a problem
with bananas, lady?
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Yes.
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Yes, with talking bananas,
yes, l do.
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Now, honey child, calm yourself.
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No need to get upset.
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Oh, this has got to be
some kind of, uh...
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l don't know, drug or dream.
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There are no chemicals
or psychoses involved here.
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Like yourself,
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we are living,
thinking entities.
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But people can't talk
to fruits.
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Your name Betsy?
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How did you know?
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BANANA: Your bald buddy
mentioned it about ten times.
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What do you think,
we can't hear?
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l can't believe this.
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You're not real.
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Are you going to let us live,
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or are you gonna nibble
and gnaw at us
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till we turn spotty brown
and die of exposure?
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Well, uh... is that painful?
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Painful?!
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Let me peel your skin
off, lady, huh?
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Humiliating, too.
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Left alone with no friends,
no one to talk to.
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You know how awful
that is, Betsy.
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Oh, l know how, l...
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We girls have to stick together.
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(laughing)
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l must be dreaming...
(laughing)
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lt's been a long day.
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(fruit trio
humming ''Brahms' Lullaby'')
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(lullaby fading)
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ALL:
Good morning, Betsy.
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You aren't dreaming, Betsy.
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We are very real.
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l'm hungry.
253
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(all gasping)
254
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l'll-l'll see what's in
the refrigerator.
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(whimpering)
256
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Oh, no, it's all right.
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Try to relax.
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GRUFF MALE VOlCE:
Yo, looking for trouble, lady?
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Uh, no.
260
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That's good, 'cause l could
give you a lot of trouble.
261
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You could?
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lndigestion for days.
263
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l've got to eat something.
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(gelatin whimpering)
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00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,859
ROAST: Hey, you, can't
a guy have any privacy?
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l'm very hungry.
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(stomach rumbling)
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Wouldn't you like
banana soufflé?
269
00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:29,742
Think about pears--
chocolate-covered pears.
270
00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:31,410
How about some apple strudel?
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Banana flambé.
272
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Noodles, a crisp apple flan,
apple tart.
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Ginger pears, pickled pears,
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spiced, diced pear pie!
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(chuckles)
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You're very cute.
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l couldn't eat any of you.
278
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,826
lt'd be like
cold-blooded murder.
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00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,817
(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Betsy? lt's Elmo.
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Elmo?
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Listen, Betsy, l thought maybe
we could try
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to have dinner together again.
285
00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:03,376
How about your place?
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Dinner? Here?
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-(whimpering)
-l bet you're a great cook.
288
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My favorite's apple pie.
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BETSY:
No, no, l... l can't.
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l ca... l can't eat here.
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Okay, we'll... we'll go out.
292
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Elmo, you don't have
to just for old-times sake.
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8:00. See you then.
294
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(click, dial tone)
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(stomach gurgling)
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(all whimpering)
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You ever think about
getting old, Betsy?
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Sometimes.
299
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Your flesh gets soft, age spots,
you get wrinkled,
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you start to smell.
301
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:53,259
l don't think
l want to think about it.
302
00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:55,294
lt's not a pretty thought.
303
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:58,164
Maybe old age isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
304
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Maybe it's better to be
demolished and digested
305
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while l'm still young and sweet
and succulent and... gorgeous.
306
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You do look young
and sweet and succulent
307
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and tasty, juicy, edible...
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Lady, control yourself, here!
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Oh, my God.
310
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What was l doing?
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Oh, l'm sorry.
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l'm sorry, pear.
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l don't want to hurt you.
314
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:32,565
l'm just light-headed, and
l don't know what l'm doing.
315
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:35,500
And my stomach is screaming
for food.
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(knocking)
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Betsy, it's Elmo.
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(gasps)
Don't let him in, Betsy.
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You never know what he might do.
320
00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:47,680
The stupid jerk might
try and eat us.
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00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,215
ELMO:
Are you ready, Betsy?
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l'm so hungry l could
eat a horse.
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00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:54,053
Pretend you're not here.
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(knocking)
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00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:58,357
Betsy, are you in there?
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(footsteps departing)
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APPLE:
Commendable, Betsy.
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Thank you.
329
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:07,566
l could almost feel
his teeth on my core.
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00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:11,036
(phone ringing)
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(gasps)
lt's him, l know it.
332
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He's calling from the corner.
333
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,276
Don't answer, Betsy, please.
334
00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:22,812
(clatters)
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00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:26,685
(laughing)
336
00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:28,854
Hello, snookums.
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00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:30,723
Mama's gonna feed you now.
338
00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,758
Doesn't that taste good?
339
00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:35,488
Mama wants to eat,
too, but Mama can't.
340
00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:41,700
(sobbing):
l'm so hungry.
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00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,569
We're your friends.
342
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:45,304
Talk to us, Betsy.
343
00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:46,772
That's what we're here for.
344
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,375
That's not what you're here for.
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00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,143
You're food.
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You're here to be eaten,
347
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:56,115
so that l can live,
so that l can feel good.
348
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,584
You're here for me to eat.
349
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:01,987
She's losing it.
lt's nutso time.
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00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,789
Oh, for years,
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00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:07,426
l tried everything
l could think of to lose weight.
352
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:10,296
l have tried
every trick in the book.
353
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,398
None of them worked.
354
00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:14,834
That's what you are.
355
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,769
You're a gimmick.
356
00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:18,504
You're a trick,
so that l won't eat.
357
00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:21,473
Just a pair of trick glasses
and a trick hearing aid.
358
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:26,145
lt won't come off.
359
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:27,847
Oh, my God.
360
00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:31,044
This is our Waterloo.
361
00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:34,420
l can't help it.
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00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,648
Don't, Betsy!
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00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:37,690
(whimpering)
364
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,959
(screaming)
365
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,695
l need food.
366
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,096
Oh, lady, don't eat me!
367
00:19:44,096 --> 00:19:45,664
Think about what you're doing!
368
00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,233
No! Stop!
Don't eat me, please!
369
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,267
No!
370
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,702
(screaming)
371
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,203
You're killing him!
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00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:52,338
Murder!
373
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:53,706
l'm sorry.
374
00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:56,442
-BANANA: Aah! Don't!
-l'm sorry.
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00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:59,111
(screaming)
376
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:01,046
Oh, my God.
377
00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,139
l almost killed...
378
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,581
Forgive me.
379
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:10,177
Please say you'll forgive me.
380
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:19,732
lt'll never happen again.
381
00:20:19,732 --> 00:20:24,192
l promise you,
it'll never happen again.
382
00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:29,842
ELMO: l-l'm sorry to put you
through all this trouble,
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00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:31,577
but it's been two whole months
384
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:34,113
and l was starting
to get worried about her.
385
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:36,482
Well, l was coming by to collect
the rent, anyway.
386
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,541
She's two months behind.
387
00:20:39,852 --> 00:20:42,087
Anybody home?
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00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:43,489
(insects buzzing)
389
00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:44,490
(coughing, gagging)
390
00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,481
What's that smell?
391
00:20:47,493 --> 00:20:50,563
Oh, oh, what the hell is...?
392
00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:52,224
Betsy?!
393
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:23,696
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
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Waiting for us to enter.
395
00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:29,468
Waiting to enter us.
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00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:35,998
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.
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