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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(''We Wish You a Merry Christmas''
playing)
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(melody fades into haunting
counterpoint melody)
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(shatters)
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(bubbling)
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(rapid bubbling)
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MAN:
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la-la, la, la ♪
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la-la, la, la ♪
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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la-la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la... ♪
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(knocks on wall)
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Well, house like this,
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you've got to expect
the foundation to settle a bit.
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Just going to have
to do something
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about that one of these days.
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(humming ''Deck the Halls'')
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(continues humming,
then stops abruptly)
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Oh, dear.
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What a mess.
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(grunts)
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Must be those damn raccoons
again, huh?
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l'm going to have to put a
screen on top of that chimney.
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Really going to have
to shore up the foundations.
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Oh, well.
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Que será será.
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Damn.
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(sighs)
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Boiled fish again.
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Well... have to replace
that thermostat, that's all.
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Well, if it isn't one thing,
it's another, hmm?
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Oh, that's convenient!
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l've been meaning to rearrange
these books, anyway.
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Let's see.
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How should l rearrange them?
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By author?
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No.
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By title, hmm?
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(chuckling)
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Maybe by color, huh?
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(woman humming ''Deck the Halls'')
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♪ Fa, la, la, la, la,
la-la, la, la ♪
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(humming continues)
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No.
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Amanda.
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Oh...!
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Damn.
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(growling, snarling)
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Dad!
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Merry Christmas.
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Amanda, you're supposed to be
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spending Christmas
with your mother.
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What's the matter?
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Aren't you glad to see me?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yes.
Of course. Delighted.
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-lt's just that...
-Just what?
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lt's just that l'm surprised
to see you-- that's all.
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Look, l've been having
a difficult time lately.
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Everything is so...
unpredictable.
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Well, l couldn't stand the idea
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of you spending Christmas
all alone.
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Well, l'm not really alone.
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l mean, l-l mean,
l don't mind really being alone.
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l was beginning to think
you didn't want me here.
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Oh, honey, don't.
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Don't ever say that.
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So, smile.
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You're allowed to smile.
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Where's your Christmas spirit?
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l did buy a turkey.
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And l got the tree out,
and l decorated it.
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You did the tree
all by yourself?
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(laughs)
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l got to see it.
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Amanda! Amanda!
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God, what happened?
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Oh, oh, that?
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Well, you know me.
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You know how clumsy l am.
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l'm always knocking
something over.
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This isn't like you at all.
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Well, it was just a couple
of accidents--
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nothing to really worry about.
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(growling, plate shattering)
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Dad!
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lt's okay. lt's okay, baby.
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lt's just the foundation
settling-- that's all.
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Dad, there's something
seriously wrong here.
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No.
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No, l don't think so.
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Listen, l got an idea.
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Why don't l make you a nice cup
of hot chocolate, huh?
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Nothing cheerful as a cup
of hot chocolate, is there?
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Come on.
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Come.
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(whispers):
Come on.
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(snarling)
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(shrieking)
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(growling)
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-What was that?
-What was that?
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l told you-- it's nothing.
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lt's just the house settling--
that's all.
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No, no, it...
it sounded like some animal.
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Look.
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l told you.
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Oh, oh, those.
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Those are old marks, honey.
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Ah, come on.
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Let's have that cup
of hot chocolate,
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and then we'll stuff the turkey.
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Hey, l've got something
that l was going to...
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l was going to deliver it
over to your mother's house.
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(chuckling):
Dad.
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Go on, open it.
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lt's Christmas Eve--
or it will be soon.
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(Amanda chuckles)
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(gasps)
Dad, they're beautiful.
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They're not real, but the
jeweler says... (clicks tongue)
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''Only an expert
can tell the difference.''
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Oh.
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Dad, l love you!
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(carolers singing ''Angels We
Have Heard on High'' outside)
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Hey, it's the carolers
from St. Anne's.
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♪ And the mountains in reply ♪
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♪ Echoing their joyous
strains... ♪
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lt wouldn't be Christmas
without them, huh?
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-(Amanda chuckling)
-Come on.
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Let's go to the front door
and sing with them.
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-Come on.
-(chuckling): Okay.
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♪ ln Excelsis Deo ♪
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♪ Glo... ♪
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Make them stop!
l'm losing my mind!
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♪ ...Oria ♪
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♪ ln Excelsis Deo... ♪
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Lord Beelzebub, help me!
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Hear my plea!
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♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪
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♪ Sweetly singing
o'er the plains ♪
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-♪ And the mountains in reply ♪
-(rumbling)
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♪ Echoing their... ♪
(singing fades)
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(rumbling continues)
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(whips cracking)
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Beelzebub!
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My Lord, you heard me.
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We hear all suffering
in the depths, demon.
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Every sigh.
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Every tear.
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Every complaint.
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That's what makes it Hell.
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l'm honored beyond all demons.
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Don't be.
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l just came up here
to shut you up.
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All Hell is murky with the echo
of your yattering.
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But my Lord, this... this man,
he's... he's some kind of saint.
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l'll never snatch his soul.
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He's not a saint.
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He's a pickle salesman.
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But he'll break,
like all the rest.
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First, he'll admit
the presence of evil.
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And then he'll lose faith in
the existence of good.
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And next, he'll start
to question his fate
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and ask, ''Why me?''
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And finally, he'll curse God.
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And then... he's mine.
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-(thunder crashing)
-Not this one.
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l've tried everything.
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l sent such lustful dreams
to his wife,
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till one day he walked in on her
and his best friend.
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-(carolers hum ''Silent Night'')
-And what did he do?
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He said, ''Que será será.''
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ltalian.
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A charm against disappointment.
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''What will be, will be.''
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Then l put his cat
in the microwave.
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(chuckles)
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My masterpiece.
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Fur and cat brains
all over the kitchen walls.
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You must try harder.
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Let me touch him, just once.
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Please.
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No.
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There are rules, demon.
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Even for us.
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A fingernail in the eye.
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Did you learn nothing
at the academy?
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(flame whooshes)
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Read it, Yattering.
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(carolers continue humming
''Silent Night'')
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''Treaty of Job.
6522 B.C.
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''Rule one--
'Thou shalt not touch.'''
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And the penalty, name it.
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''To become a slave.''
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Exactly so.
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You have your instructions.
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Break his pathetic
human heart.
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Crush his sanity.
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Drive him to suicide
any way you can.
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But don't touch.
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lt's impossible.
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Do it, or suffer eternally
in his place.
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Oh, no. Not that.
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Please, it's not fair.
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Don't fail.
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Eternity is
a long, long, long...
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long time.
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(thunder crashing)
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No, no, don't leave me.
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(carolers humming
''Silent Night'')
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Make them stop!
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Make them shut up!
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(humming ''Silent Night'')
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Thank you.
That was lovely.
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Oh, yeah, yes, that was
very, very nice, yes.
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Something for the homeless?
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Oh, yes, yes, of course,
of course.
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We'll see you next year, huh?
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Thank you.
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♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish
you a merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
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♪ And a happy New Year ♪
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♪ Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin ♪
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♪ Good tidings at Christmas
and a happy New Year... ♪
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(shivers)
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What's that smell?
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Like rotten eggs.
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l imagine it's just the drains.
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l'll have a plumber in
to see about them.
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(grunting)
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There's something
alive in there!
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You see, Amanda,
it's probably just a raccoon.
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(turkey gobbling)
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(gobbling continues)
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(screams)
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(gobbling stops)
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lt's okay. lt's okay, honey.
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See? lt stopped.
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My God.
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My fault.
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l should have gotten
a frozen turkey.
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l mean, this one is...
is too fresh.
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Dad, this is no time for jokes.
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l'm sure there's a rational
explanation for everything.
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What, the foundation's settling?
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Well, maybe Santa Claus
is playing tricks this year,
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and he got Christmas mixed up
with Halloween.
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(chuckles)
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You look pale.
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Let me pour you a brandy.
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Why can't you be serious?
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This is happening now.
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This is not some crazy story
someone's making up.
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l am serious about the brandy.
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Dad.
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Look, Amanda,
the only possible explanation
265
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,166
is too preposterous for words.
266
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,567
You mean a poltergeist?
267
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,569
Yes, all that stuff.
268
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:19,805
Bogeymen, things that
bump in the night.
269
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,541
But we're a modern people.
270
00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,142
We live in the 20th century.
271
00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:26,445
We don't believe
in bogeymen, do we?
272
00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:28,447
Dad, l know what l saw.
273
00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:32,185
That turkey was... was alive.
And now it's on the tree.
274
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:34,220
There's something evil
in this place.
275
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:39,458
Whatever it is, we're just going
to have to live with it.
276
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,561
Que será será.
277
00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:42,828
Don't say that!
278
00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:45,064
You know, you're a lot
like your mother.
279
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,732
Don't say that either.
280
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,601
What do you want me to do--
281
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:52,138
call the police, or an exorcist?
282
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:54,140
Oh, maybe l should just
let whatever's going on
283
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:56,175
drive me stark raving bonkers.
284
00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,610
Would you like to see that?
285
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:01,247
See the men in the white suits
come and cart me away?
286
00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:04,383
Look, l'm doing the only thing
that l know how,
287
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,286
and that is to take life
as it comes.
288
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,722
And don't lose faith
that whatever it is,
289
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:12,225
it'll work out
for the best somehow.
290
00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:15,228
And that's Jack Polo's
philosophy of life.
291
00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:17,396
Now it may not be
the greatest philosophy,
292
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:19,365
but it's got me through
50 years,
293
00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:21,230
and l'm going to stick with it.
294
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,205
Sorry.
295
00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:28,040
l shouldn't have criticized you.
296
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,243
No, it's all right.
297
00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:33,312
Children should criticize
their parents.
298
00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:35,615
lt's a way of understanding
them, hmm?
299
00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:37,606
(Yattering snarls)
300
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:42,021
Did you hear that?
301
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:46,125
Yes, yes, Amanda, l heard it.
302
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,116
(turkey gobbling)
303
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,401
Out! Out!
304
00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:57,470
(grunts)
305
00:15:57,470 --> 00:16:01,507
No! Not her!
You leave her alone!
306
00:16:01,507 --> 00:16:02,408
(grunts)
307
00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:05,211
Show yourself!
Show yourself!
308
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:07,346
-(Amanda gasps)
-Show yourself!
309
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:09,749
(Jack grunting)
310
00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,118
Show yourself, damn you!
311
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:14,780
(yelling)
312
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:23,829
(panting)
313
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:26,198
Are you okay?
314
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:29,656
Yes, l'm perfectly all right.
315
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:35,908
ln fact, l think
l might take a walk.
316
00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:37,068
Dad.
317
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,582
Do you care to join me, huh?
318
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,573
Huh?
319
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,025
(snarling)
320
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:11,877
(snarling continues)
321
00:17:15,314 --> 00:17:17,509
(thunder crashing)
322
00:17:22,955 --> 00:17:24,490
Beelzebub.
323
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,458
You're about to fail.
324
00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:31,297
But my lord, l'm so close.
325
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:32,498
Fool!
326
00:17:32,498 --> 00:17:34,400
He's about to go
back to his wife.
327
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,401
What?
328
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:39,305
Back to an orgy
of forgiveness and compassion.
329
00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:43,909
And you're wasting your time
tearing up Christmas presents.
330
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,478
l'll-l'll stop him.
331
00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,313
Don't let him set foot
outside the door,
332
00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:49,348
or you've lost him.
333
00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:51,851
(echoing):
l want him damned!
334
00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:53,586
l'll drop by.
335
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,355
And if your mom asks
me to stay, maybe l will.
336
00:17:56,355 --> 00:17:57,879
That'd be great.
337
00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:11,470
My God, we're locked in!
338
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,937
lt won't let us out!
339
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,546
l'll tell you what--
340
00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:23,037
(loudly):
why don't we try the back door?
341
00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,858
Baby, come on! l got it!
342
00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:42,993
Damn!
Fooled by a mortal.
343
00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:46,928
No!
344
00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:53,412
Whoops.
345
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:55,347
(Amanda shrieks)
346
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,517
Now, you see what you've done?
347
00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,753
You've frightened my daughter.
348
00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:03,122
Now don't you ever
do that again.
349
00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:04,457
Hell and damnation.
350
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,759
You hold your tongue.
351
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,561
There's a lady present.
352
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,763
Now, come on, come on.
353
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,164
No tricks, you hear me?
354
00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:13,722
-(Yattering snarls)
-Come on. (grunts)
355
00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:19,572
Look, look, look.
356
00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,307
Look, look.
357
00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:23,342
Look what you've done
to my place, huh?
358
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:25,177
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
359
00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:26,245
What is that?
360
00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:30,115
Oh, it's the thing they sent
to claim my soul.
361
00:19:30,115 --> 00:19:34,487
He's a minor,
not terribly bright demon
362
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,988
called the Yattering,
l believe.
363
00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:38,123
God, what do we do?
364
00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:41,293
lt's now my slave,
isn't that right?
365
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,262
YATTERlNG:
Yes.
366
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:45,564
JACK:
Yes, what?
367
00:19:45,564 --> 00:19:48,534
Yes, Mr. Polo.
368
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:49,969
But how?
369
00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:52,563
Very good, very good.
370
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,141
He broke rule one.
371
00:19:56,141 --> 00:20:00,479
Mustn't touch the damned
until they're damned.
372
00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:03,415
So now he's mine.
373
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:04,717
(laughing)
374
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,585
How did you know?
375
00:20:06,585 --> 00:20:10,723
Oh, didn't they tell you why
they wanted me damned so bad?
376
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,025
My mother was a witch.
377
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,326
Grandma?
378
00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:15,995
Yes.
379
00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:18,931
Now, you get busy
and tidy up the place.
380
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:24,036
And when you're done, you can
cook us a nice Christmas dinner.
381
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:26,338
Yes, master.
382
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,507
You know, they'll never
let you into Heaven
383
00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,075
with a demon as a slave.
384
00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,577
Oh, never mind that.
385
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:32,678
Get to work.
386
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:36,081
This place is an unholy mess.
387
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:38,050
lt's all right.
388
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,319
We're safe now.
389
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:43,222
Dad, isn't that true what he
just said about Heaven?
390
00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:45,090
Possibly, yes.
391
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,859
But you know what
l always say...
392
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,161
(Yattering snarls)
393
00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:51,664
What are you muttering
back there, Yat?
394
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:54,656
What is it that l always say?
395
00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:57,836
Que será será?
396
00:20:57,836 --> 00:20:59,235
Right.
397
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,908
Dad...
398
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,377
That's what l always say.
399
00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:07,072
(laughing)
400
00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:22,494
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
401
00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:25,030
Waiting for us to enter.
402
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:28,267
Waiting to enter us.
403
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:34,934
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.
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