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About to be! - Style Boyz. 12 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,702 - ♪ Me likey that ♪ - ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪ 13 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:56,937 ♪ About girls blowing kisses and your mama doin' dishes ♪ 14 00:00:56,939 --> 00:00:58,473 ♪ Me likey that. ♪ 15 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,742 Okay, where to start. 16 00:01:00,744 --> 00:01:03,810 Ever since I was born, I was dope. 17 00:01:03,812 --> 00:01:06,980 Honey! 18 00:01:06,982 --> 00:01:10,285 Oh, my gosh, sweetie! 19 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,519 I loved music. 20 00:01:12,521 --> 00:01:14,455 And as soon as I could, 21 00:01:14,457 --> 00:01:16,357 I started a band with my two best friends, 22 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:18,292 Owen and Lawrence. 23 00:01:18,294 --> 00:01:20,060 The Style Boyz. 24 00:01:20,062 --> 00:01:21,696 Right away, people noticed us 25 00:01:21,698 --> 00:01:22,997 because our lyrics were beautiful 26 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,831 and insightful, poetic even. 27 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,435 ♪ You're a motherfuckin', titty-suckin', two-ball bitch ♪ 28 00:01:27,437 --> 00:01:29,703 ♪ With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick ♪ 29 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:31,938 ♪ Style Boyz in the house and we give a fuck ♪ 30 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:34,608 ♪ So whip out your nuts and shut the fuck up! ♪ 31 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:36,310 The thing about the Style Boyz 32 00:01:36,312 --> 00:01:37,711 is that their chemistry and their friendship 33 00:01:37,713 --> 00:01:38,845 was really authentic. 34 00:01:38,847 --> 00:01:40,081 You know, you could tell 35 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,649 that they were really friends with each other. 36 00:01:41,651 --> 00:01:42,849 They were hot. 37 00:01:42,851 --> 00:01:43,985 Before you knew it, 38 00:01:43,987 --> 00:01:45,018 we signed with a major label 39 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,586 and put out our first single, 40 00:01:46,588 --> 00:01:47,988 "Karate Guy." 41 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,657 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 42 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:51,658 ♪ I like to kick it ♪ 43 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,694 ♪ I'm a karate guy ♪ 44 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,929 ♪ Kia, kia ♪ 45 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,331 ♪ Kia... ♪ 46 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,533 "Karate Guy." 47 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,401 You kidding me, man? 48 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:02,703 That song changed my life. 49 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,539 ♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪ 50 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,006 ♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪ 51 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:08,075 ♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪ 52 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:09,744 ♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪ 53 00:02:09,746 --> 00:02:11,912 ♪ Now I'm in three cowboy hats ♪ 54 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,847 ♪ Yeehaw. ♪ 55 00:02:13,849 --> 00:02:16,417 Kid Contact, he handled the beats and the music. 56 00:02:16,419 --> 00:02:18,119 Kid Brain, you know, he did all the lyrics. 57 00:02:18,121 --> 00:02:19,853 And then Conner, he was the charismatic one, 58 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:21,589 the one who brought it all together. 59 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:23,490 You-you tell me you didn't see him and say, 60 00:02:23,492 --> 00:02:24,859 "Yo, he's the star." 61 00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:27,794 Things definitely started to get complicated. 62 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:30,565 I couldn't help it if the world chose me. 63 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,998 - Take one. - You want me to look here? 64 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,502 Pretty funny, right? 65 00:02:34,504 --> 00:02:35,836 Be original, 66 00:02:35,838 --> 00:02:37,672 be fearless. 67 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:39,841 I love my White Butt Jeans. 68 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:42,810 As my star kept burning brighter, some stood by me. 69 00:02:42,812 --> 00:02:44,012 Others couldn't take the heat. 70 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:55,823 We broke up the next day. 71 00:02:55,825 --> 00:02:58,759 I went solo, and Owen became my DJ. 72 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,027 Lawrence quit the music biz altogether. 73 00:03:01,029 --> 00:03:04,465 And our DJ Francis moved to Japan to hunt dolphins, 74 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:05,833 like a dickhead. 75 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:07,602 But it turned out all of that 76 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,704 was just a blessing in disguise, 77 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:12,539 because it turned me into Conner4Real. 78 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,674 I dropped my first album, and what can I say? 79 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,510 It was a smash. 80 00:03:16,512 --> 00:03:18,645 And I owed it all to my fans, 81 00:03:18,647 --> 00:03:20,847 who I share everything with. 82 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:22,616 Yo, brushing my teeth. 83 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:24,852 Yo, I just ate a taco. 84 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:27,454 It's Conner's Confessions: Hoverboard Edition. 85 00:03:27,456 --> 00:03:28,756 Oh, fuck! 86 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,157 Dude. 87 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:32,926 Yo, just got my butt waxed. 88 00:03:32,928 --> 00:03:34,929 That shit hurt! 89 00:03:34,931 --> 00:03:36,430 He's painfully honest with his fans, 90 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:37,431 probably too honest, really. 91 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,099 Like, but they love him for it. 92 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,601 Yo. 93 00:03:40,603 --> 00:03:42,203 Just jacked it. 94 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:44,739 Um, feeling pretty mellow right now. 95 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:46,841 - Doinkdedoink. - Doinkdedoink! 96 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:47,908 Doinkdedoink! 97 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,043 - Doinkdedoink! - Doinkdedoink! 98 00:03:50,045 --> 00:03:51,679 I think he's incredible. 99 00:03:51,681 --> 00:03:53,580 He really is the real deal. 100 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:55,682 My fans and me, 101 00:03:55,684 --> 00:03:57,617 we're in love. 102 00:03:57,619 --> 00:04:01,455 My songs are love letters. 103 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:04,125 And the arena is our bedroom. 104 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:06,860 The stage... 105 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:08,996 The stage is where we fuck. 106 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,065 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 107 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,733 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 108 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:13,900 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 109 00:04:13,902 --> 00:04:15,602 ♪ Watch out, watch out ♪ 110 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:16,537 It's Conner! 111 00:04:16,539 --> 00:04:18,172 ♪ Bar none, I am ♪ 112 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,708 ♪ The most humblest ♪ 113 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:23,210 ♪ Number one at the top of the humble list ♪ 114 00:04:23,212 --> 00:04:27,047 ♪ My apple crumble is by far the most crumblest ♪ 115 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,950 ♪ But I act like it tastes bad out of humbleness ♪ 116 00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:33,087 ♪ The thing about me that's so impressive ♪ 117 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:36,724 ♪ Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes ♪ 118 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:39,994 ♪ I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model ♪ 119 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,196 ♪ My belly's full from all the pride I swallow ♪ 120 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,900 ♪ I've got it all, and I'm getting more ♪ 121 00:04:45,902 --> 00:04:47,568 - Adam Levine's hologram! - ♪ But I never fall ♪ 122 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:48,802 ♪ Beat 'em all ♪ 123 00:04:48,804 --> 00:04:51,205 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm so humble ♪ 124 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,039 So expensive! 125 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:55,743 - ♪ I'm so humble ♪ - I'm so... 126 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:57,010 - ♪ I'm so humble ♪ - I'm so humble. 127 00:04:57,012 --> 00:04:59,013 ♪ I'm not your normal definition ♪ 128 00:04:59,015 --> 00:05:00,982 ♪ Of a rock star ♪ 129 00:05:00,984 --> 00:05:04,051 ♪ I don't complain when my private jet is subpar ♪ 130 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:06,686 ♪ Your mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister ♪ 131 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:08,856 ♪ People say I'm charming ♪ 132 00:05:08,858 --> 00:05:10,892 ♪ But-but I beg to differ ♪ 133 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,926 ♪ I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo ♪ 134 00:05:12,928 --> 00:05:14,528 ♪ After a stumble ♪ 135 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:16,696 ♪ Left him covered in a big pot of gumbo ♪ 136 00:05:16,698 --> 00:05:18,933 ♪ I guess, in a way, being great ♪ 137 00:05:18,935 --> 00:05:20,301 ♪ Just is my weakness ♪ 138 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:23,037 ♪ People say I'm so unpretentious ♪ 139 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:24,739 ♪ For a genius ♪ 140 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,674 ♪ I've got it all, and I'm getting more ♪ 141 00:05:27,676 --> 00:05:29,977 ♪ But I never fall, beat 'em all ♪ 142 00:05:29,979 --> 00:05:32,313 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm so humble ♪ 143 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:33,748 I say that with no ego! 144 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,683 ♪ I'm so humble... ♪ 145 00:05:35,685 --> 00:05:37,150 ♪ I'm so humble ♪ 146 00:05:37,152 --> 00:05:39,686 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 147 00:05:39,688 --> 00:05:41,121 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 148 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,023 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 149 00:05:43,025 --> 00:05:44,861 ♪ Watch out, watch out. ♪ 150 00:05:46,828 --> 00:05:49,763 "I'm So Humble," I instantly connected with that, 151 00:05:49,765 --> 00:05:54,003 because I'm probably the most humble person that I know. 152 00:06:03,313 --> 00:06:06,212 Yeah, well, it's a pretty exciting time right now. 153 00:06:06,214 --> 00:06:09,684 Conner's second album, his second solo album, CONNquest, 154 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:11,085 is dropping in two weeks. 155 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:13,821 And then we go on the world tour. 156 00:06:13,823 --> 00:06:15,856 - Harry, get in here, man. - I've been Conner's manager 157 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:17,157 since back with the Style Boyz. 158 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,893 It used to be the four of us riding around in a van, 159 00:06:19,895 --> 00:06:21,662 but, uh, with success, 160 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:23,763 our family had to get a little bit bigger. 161 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:28,035 Sure, Conner surrounds himself with people who are agreeable. 162 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:29,669 I wouldn't call them yes men. 163 00:06:29,671 --> 00:06:31,172 Money! 164 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:33,773 - Did it go in? - Swish! 165 00:06:33,775 --> 00:06:35,075 Oh, it went in, it went in! 166 00:06:35,077 --> 00:06:36,376 You a murderer, son! 167 00:06:36,378 --> 00:06:38,179 Well, Conner currently has 32 people 168 00:06:38,181 --> 00:06:39,446 on his personal payroll. 169 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:42,248 He has a personal assistant, a party coordinator, 170 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,217 an ab trainer, basketball coach, 171 00:06:44,219 --> 00:06:46,653 an eyebrow specialist, sneaker jockey, 172 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:48,655 two umbrella wranglers, a weed roller, 173 00:06:48,657 --> 00:06:49,790 a weed holder, 174 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,092 a turtle sitter for Maximus, scarf caddy, 175 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:53,561 a guy who punches him in the nuts 176 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,763 - so that he remembers where he came from... - You're right. 177 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:57,267 A perspective manipulator... 178 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:02,236 Oh, that's a guy who's, uh, slightly shorter than Conner 179 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:05,039 who he pays to stand near him at events 180 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:06,873 to make him look taller. 181 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,409 You know, back in my high school days, 182 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,277 I was in a band. 183 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,147 You may heard of them... called Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 184 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:15,816 We broke up over creative differences. 185 00:07:15,818 --> 00:07:18,318 Each Tony had an exclamation point after their name, 186 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,821 and I thought my name should have a question mark. 187 00:07:20,823 --> 00:07:23,758 So it would be Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 188 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,861 In hindsight, it was not my best decision. 189 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,729 But that led me to Conner. 190 00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:30,898 So who's laughing now? 191 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,066 There you go, buddy. 192 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:33,099 Ow, dude. 193 00:07:33,101 --> 00:07:34,669 You bit me, Max. 194 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,671 This is my best friend Maximus. 195 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,140 My mom gave him to me when I was nine years old. 196 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:41,142 Like, right after my dad died. 197 00:07:41,144 --> 00:07:42,910 I feel like he's, like, the closest thing 198 00:07:42,912 --> 00:07:45,046 I've ever had to, like, a little brother or something. 199 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:48,448 If I had, like, a mute brother that was hella scaly. 200 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,784 As a hatchling, the doctors said 201 00:07:49,786 --> 00:07:53,287 that he had been diagnosed with soggy bones syndrome, 202 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:57,224 and that he was not gonna make it past, like, six months. 203 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,092 But that was 20 years ago. 204 00:07:59,094 --> 00:08:01,361 You're my best friend. 205 00:08:01,363 --> 00:08:03,463 Don't tell Owen. 206 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:06,434 Come on up here. This is Owen's world right here. 207 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:09,003 This is where I keep all my gear. 208 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,905 This is one of the earliest, uh, synths I ever got. 209 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:14,010 It's a DX7. This is a classic. 210 00:08:16,712 --> 00:08:18,044 Oh, in Conner's show? No, no. 211 00:08:18,046 --> 00:08:19,446 In Conner's show, I just use this. 212 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:22,117 Uh, it's a iPod. 213 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,919 60 gigs, so, you know, I can fit the entire show, 214 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:28,188 and, uh, plus, like, a bunch of dope audio books. 215 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:29,924 You know? 216 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,926 It was year three at Hogwarts, 217 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,261 and Harry was worried it would never get any easier. 218 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,832 Harry P. 219 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:40,801 You know, a lot of people ask me that. 220 00:08:40,803 --> 00:08:42,036 They say, like, "Is it weird" 221 00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:43,771 "for you to be playing the background now? 222 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,973 'Cause, you know, you used to be in Style Boyz." 223 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:47,841 And I always say, "No, man, not at all, man, 224 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:50,911 'cause I-I could never do what Conner does, you know?" 225 00:08:50,913 --> 00:08:52,446 Look, I'm a perfectionist. 226 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:55,382 My first album sold four million copies. 227 00:08:55,384 --> 00:08:57,951 So this one has to sell more. 228 00:08:57,953 --> 00:08:59,854 And that's why I take this so seriously, you know? 229 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,755 And I-I live for this music. 230 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:04,157 And... 231 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:06,460 It can't go away. 232 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,196 That's why I personally wrote every song on this record, 233 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:12,800 and I used over 100 producers for just 17 tracks 234 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,136 to guarantee that they're all hits. 235 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,370 I made a lot of the beats on the first record, 236 00:09:17,372 --> 00:09:20,941 but on this one, Conner said he really wanted to branch out. 237 00:09:20,943 --> 00:09:22,909 It's good for him to grow, you know? 238 00:09:22,911 --> 00:09:25,012 And, also, I played him a bunch of my beats, 239 00:09:25,014 --> 00:09:26,116 and he was like, "No." 240 00:09:31,453 --> 00:09:32,485 What's up, y'all? 241 00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:34,120 Got a hot new single coming. 242 00:09:34,122 --> 00:09:36,157 And it addresses some social issues 243 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,057 that I think are being ignored. 244 00:09:38,059 --> 00:09:39,393 So keep your eyes peeled for that. 245 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:40,561 We're gonna be surprise releasing it 246 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,028 next Thursday at noon. 247 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,830 Uh, and that's it. 248 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,401 Discrimination. 249 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:50,436 It ain't right. 250 00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:52,172 ♪ I'm not gay, but if I was ♪ 251 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,941 ♪ I would want equal rights ♪ 252 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,843 ♪ I'm not gay, but if I were ♪ 253 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,478 ♪ I would marry who I like ♪ 254 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,180 ♪ It's not fair, I'm not gay ♪ 255 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,947 ♪ That the government has a say ♪ 256 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,950 ♪ In who can love who, not gay ♪ 257 00:10:02,952 --> 00:10:04,918 ♪ Or to which god you can pray, I'm not gay ♪ 258 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,220 ♪ It gets me so angry ♪ 259 00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:08,154 ♪ On behalf of them, I feel passionate ♪ 260 00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,090 ♪ Not gay, so I pray for them ♪ 261 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:11,524 ♪ And I say for them, we need to make a change ♪ 262 00:10:11,526 --> 00:10:13,326 ♪ Not gay, I see it clear as day ♪ 263 00:10:13,328 --> 00:10:15,061 ♪ This area is not gray, titties ♪ 264 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:17,031 ♪ We need equality and for all to see ♪ 265 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,998 ♪ That this is the new way, not gay ♪ 266 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,466 ♪ Just seems, not gay, wrong, not gay ♪ 267 00:10:20,468 --> 00:10:22,202 ♪ That no one seems to care, sports ♪ 268 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,171 ♪ We can't continue to pretend ♪ 269 00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:26,907 - ♪ This, not gay, madness has to end, not gay ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 270 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:28,609 - ♪ I was born this way ♪ - ♪ Straight ♪ 271 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,411 - ♪ You were born your way ♪ - ♪ Gay ♪ 272 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,213 ♪ Gay or straight, straight or gay ♪ 273 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,047 - ♪ It's all okay ♪ - ♪ Sure ♪ 274 00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:35,883 - ♪ It's time to make a change ♪ - ♪ Yes ♪ 275 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,618 - ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 276 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:40,053 - ♪ 'Cause who you are is beautiful ♪ - ♪ Not gay ♪ 277 00:10:40,055 --> 00:10:41,589 ♪ Not gay, lyin' in bed ♪ 278 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:43,423 ♪ Next to ten beautiful girls, all straight ♪ 279 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,258 ♪ And while I made love to every one of them ♪ 280 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,228 ♪ I was thinking about the world, hot wings ♪ 281 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,028 ♪ True love trumps all, Predator ♪ 282 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:51,031 ♪ Flying kicks, not gay, big watch, not gay ♪ 283 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,498 ♪ Missionary, "One Love," gym socks, nunchucking ♪ 284 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,201 ♪ Not gay, lighter fluid, HD, ninja, world peace ♪ 285 00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,037 ♪ Four-wheel drive, gay marriage, love beav ♪ 286 00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,939 ♪ Free love, golf club, two guys, not gay ♪ 287 00:10:58,941 --> 00:11:00,608 ♪ Rainbow, muff dive, Harvey Milk, Sean Penn ♪ 288 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,109 ♪ Not gay, drum solo, courtside seats, safe sex ♪ 289 00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:05,012 ♪ One-arm pushups, Lynyrd Skynyrd ♪ 290 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,547 ♪ I'm not gay, I'm not gay ♪ 291 00:11:06,549 --> 00:11:09,048 ♪ I'm not, not, n-not, n-not gay, I'm not gay ♪ 292 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:11,118 - ♪ I was born this way ♪ - ♪ I'm straight ♪ 293 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,887 - ♪ You were born your way ♪ - ♪ You're gay ♪ 294 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,321 ♪ Gay or straight, straight or gay ♪ 295 00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:16,090 - ♪ It's all okay ♪ - ♪ And now it's time ♪ 296 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,590 - ♪ For sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ It's time to make a change ♪ 297 00:11:17,592 --> 00:11:19,292 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪ 298 00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:21,027 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all... ♪ - ♪ 'Cause you are ♪ 299 00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:22,263 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ Is beautiful ♪ 300 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,430 ♪ Not gay. ♪ 301 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,965 He's writing this song 302 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,966 for gay marriage. 303 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,534 You know, like it's not allowed. 304 00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:29,839 It's allowed now. 305 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,973 Usually, I don't like 306 00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:35,542 to read reviews, but... 307 00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:37,244 I'm just excited. 308 00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,646 Like, I can't, I can't wait. 309 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,446 I want to know how people feel about it, 310 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:43,050 and I want to know how much they love it, so... 311 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,450 uh, here we go. 312 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,621 Um... 313 00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:51,292 Well, it's Pitchfork, it's... 314 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,395 They gave it a negative review. 315 00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:57,498 No, like, it's a negative four 316 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,234 out of ten... positive ten, I assume. 317 00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:04,504 Pitchfork can be kind of pretentious though, so... 318 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,473 But ooh. What? 319 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,542 You ain't gonna knock my hustle. 320 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,009 Let's look at another one. 321 00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:12,479 Let's pull it up. Rolling Stone. 322 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,214 Okay. 323 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:18,085 Um, out of four possible stars, 324 00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:21,021 Rolling Stone has given it... 325 00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:23,056 the shit emoji. 326 00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:27,194 I can only assume it's a, um, a mess-up, you know? 327 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:31,565 They must've had a-a problem with their, um... 328 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,533 No, this seems like the right score 329 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,369 for how they're saying this. 330 00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:38,004 You know what, let's just do a search. 331 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:41,441 CONNquest review. 332 00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,143 Oh, here we go. 333 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:46,080 Here we go. 334 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,382 "CONNquest: a triumph." 335 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,050 That's a good one. 336 00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,250 Let me read this. 337 00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,753 This is on... 338 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,253 The Onion. 339 00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:56,990 So, you know, mixed. 340 00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:59,258 Let's call it mixed reviews. 341 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,561 So first you're in a group. 342 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,464 You introduced us to the Style Boyz. 343 00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:05,733 And "Donkey Roll," of course, we play the hell out of that. 344 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,468 That's a hit for us, man, 345 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,769 and then, Conner, you get that breakout moment. 346 00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:12,038 You get a phone call from Claudia Cantrell. 347 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,273 The one and only. 348 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,707 And she asks you for a verse, man, 349 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,409 on her song, "Turn Up the Beef." 350 00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:20,247 ♪ Turn up the beef ♪ 351 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:23,683 ♪ Throw your body on the flame... ♪ 352 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:26,452 But you take that moment, and instead of just, like, 353 00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:28,555 kicking a regular verse... you know what I'm saying... 354 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,023 you did something a little different. 355 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,091 The "catchphrase verse," as it's now known. 356 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:33,027 Uh-oh, yeah, yeah. Hello. 357 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,527 Um, I had been working on a catchphrase, 358 00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:36,062 but what had happened was 359 00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,531 I just thought of so many dope ones 360 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,266 that I was like, "What if I put them 361 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,468 all into the verse?" 362 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,802 ♪ Turn up the beef ♪ 363 00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:44,338 ♪ It's Conner bitch, say word ♪ 364 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,205 ♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert ♪ 365 00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:48,142 ♪ Doinkdedoink, sorry, Dad ♪ 366 00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,444 ♪ Dinkynuts, squirrel jam, hats... ♪ 367 00:13:50,446 --> 00:13:52,479 Yeah, he said so many words I didn't know. 368 00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,814 That was a game-changing moment. 369 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,782 There's usually, like, one catchphrase in a hit. 370 00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:58,786 He dropped, like, 30 on us in one night. Shit was crazy. 371 00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:01,354 ♪ D.J. Tanner, swanky pumps ♪ 372 00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:04,557 ♪ M-M-Moped music, Costco samples like a mothafucka ♪ 373 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,159 ♪ Uuuunngh, crank up the mids ♪ 374 00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:07,795 ♪ Patrick Stewart money ♪ 375 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,830 ♪ You know who it is, Conner4Real. ♪ 376 00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,599 Immediately, I said, man, this guy right here, 377 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,100 he's gonna make it big. 378 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,569 Because when you have a catchphrase, 379 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,504 the world is catched by your phrase. 380 00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:19,773 You fast-forward. Things start to happen, man. 381 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,108 You get the-the Pop Music Award. 382 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,844 And now, here comes those offers of a solo contract. 383 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,412 Yeah. 384 00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,214 How did the other Style Boyz feel about that? 385 00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:28,648 - You know, they took it fine. - Mm-hmm. 386 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,350 Owen is my DJ and my best friend. 387 00:14:31,352 --> 00:14:32,619 - That's good, man. - And Lawrence 388 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,221 - lives on a farm now, so... - Hold on. 389 00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:37,724 Lawrence Dunn is a farmer? 390 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,427 My name is Lawrence Dunn. 391 00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:43,564 I used to be in the Style Boyz. 392 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:44,864 Now I'm a farmer. 393 00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:46,633 Being out here in nature, 394 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,402 away from all the people 395 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:51,471 and the trappings of modern life, it's so peaceful. 396 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,507 There's nothing like it. 397 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:56,375 I've never been happier. 398 00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,244 Uh, so yeah, this is, uh, 399 00:14:58,246 --> 00:14:59,479 all my woodwork. 400 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,849 It's kind of my passion, uh, my hobby. 401 00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:03,149 This is a nice piece. 402 00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:05,351 It's called "Government in Crisis." 403 00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,620 For obvious reasons. 404 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:08,622 This one's a mask. 405 00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:09,889 Still me. 406 00:15:09,891 --> 00:15:11,492 It's a hat. 407 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,627 You know, we were going places as a band. 408 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,295 We had plans as a band. 409 00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:16,662 Style Boyz, that's three guys, 410 00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:19,532 not two... it doesn't work with two. 411 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,301 You know? It's like a tricycle. 412 00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,436 You take away one of the wheels, what do you got? 413 00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:25,538 Nothin'. A bicycle. 414 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,206 Don't use that. 415 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,774 Look, we had a good run, you know? 416 00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:29,843 We had a few hits. 417 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,845 But it had run its course, you know? 418 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,412 It was time for us 419 00:15:33,414 --> 00:15:34,648 to all move on. 420 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,249 Get over it. 421 00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,652 When the Style Boyz broke up... 422 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,320 Damn. 423 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:44,358 The only other time I remember being that sad... 424 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,195 was when they killed Josh Charles on The Good Wife. 425 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,696 ♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪ 426 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,764 ♪ For life... ♪ 427 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,643 Y'all ready for this? 428 00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:04,811 - Yeah. - Okay. 429 00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,781 Welcome to the future, bitches! 430 00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,849 That's Conner's song. 431 00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:10,851 Whoa. 432 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,321 Ah! 433 00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,455 ♪ I'm not gay... ♪ 434 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,490 - Oh! - Okay, both sides. Okay. 435 00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:18,926 - It's fun, right?! - Yeah! 436 00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,627 You know, this is my favorite. 437 00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:21,928 I like the freezer one. 438 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,397 Listen to this, homies. 439 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,431 We can upload your entire album 440 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,301 to fridges, washer-dryers, 441 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,503 blenders and microwaves across the country. 442 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,704 You could do that? 443 00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:31,904 Yes, nerd. 444 00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:33,440 It's just Wi-Fi jibber-jabber. 445 00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:34,907 It's not a big deal. 446 00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,843 - Nobody doing appliance shit, my nigga. - No. 447 00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,946 Is that right, my nigger? No one is doing appliance shit. 448 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,846 - Yeah. - Okay. Went with the hard "R." 449 00:16:40,848 --> 00:16:42,582 This is that next, next, next, man. 450 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,585 - I told y'all, Deborah's a genius! - Mm. 451 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,620 It's true. And it is also pronounced De-bor-ah. 452 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:49,623 De-bor-ah. Oh, that's very cool. 453 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,591 - It's exotic. - What's the origin of that? 454 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,759 Uh, I believe "Deborah." 455 00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,762 - That was ridiculous! - Right? 456 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,864 Oh, my God, yes, that was insane. 457 00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,599 I mean, who would want to listen to music that way? 458 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,835 - Schwag! - I know it's kind of weird, 459 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,003 but Aquaspin's gonna help us get the music out there, man. 460 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,505 I mean, so... you don't think people are gonna have a problem 461 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,341 when music just appears in their houses? 462 00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:10,610 Look, I know it sounds lame, but... 463 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,612 there's no such thing as selling out anymore, man. 464 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,580 This is how big business works. 465 00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:16,550 I mean, nowadays if you don't sell out, 466 00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,619 people will wonder if nobody asked you to. 467 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,753 - Right. - But look, dude, 468 00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:20,954 if you're not comfortable with it, 469 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,255 we could rethink it. 470 00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,590 No, man, that's cool, that's cool. 471 00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:24,590 All right, cool. 472 00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:25,525 Let's get in the car. 473 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,459 This jacket's making me sweat my ass off. 474 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,661 Yeah, it's fuckin' hot as shit out here. 475 00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,030 Welcome to the car, Conner. 476 00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,898 - A.C.! - Did you say "Macy's"? 477 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,567 - A.C. - Did you say "Macy's"? 478 00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,034 - Air condition. - Macy's? Macy's? 479 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,869 Sometimes Conner just gets an idea 480 00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:38,804 and he runs with it, you know? 481 00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:43,542 And he's right, like, 99.9% of the time, so... 482 00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:46,280 you just got to trust that he knows what he's doing. 483 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,648 So I understand why he, you know, 484 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,349 did the whole Aquaspin thing. 485 00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:50,817 Touring is expensive today. 486 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,619 Why you think I do the asap Crunchables? 487 00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,626 This is Gary Sikes. This is the label photographer. 488 00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,494 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. All right, there we go. 489 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,562 Yeah. All right. Got the two of you. Great. 490 00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:05,564 Okay, could I have a little separation, please? 491 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:07,400 Oh, wait, hang on, Gary. You're not trying to break up 492 00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:08,569 - the Dream Team, are you? - No, no, no, no. 493 00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,536 Just trying to get the logo. May I... may I touch you? 494 00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:11,737 - Yeah. - Just slide down just a little bit. 495 00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:13,874 Scoot you down like that. Little pressure. There we go. 496 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:14,742 I still see your shadow a little bit on him. 497 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:15,542 If you don't mind, could you just... 498 00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,444 Still in it, you're still in it. 499 00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:18,878 - Conner, nice. - Yeah, same thing. 500 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,013 Nice! Yeah! 501 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,848 ♪ Roots and culture ♪ 502 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,550 ♪ Seeped from his bones... ♪ 503 00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,584 - Here you go, Paula. - Thank you. 504 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,687 Hey, how's the, uh, Pop Music Award thing coming? 505 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,388 Good. I've called producers. I'm waiting to hear back. 506 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,657 Please stay on them, because you know 507 00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,024 how important it is to him. 508 00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:34,026 I'd love to get Conner to the point 509 00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,062 where people forget that he's a musician, 510 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,830 where he's just kind of everywhere, 511 00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:41,100 like oxygen or gravity or clinical depression. 512 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:43,904 He's just... everywhere. 513 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:47,640 - Conner! - Hey. 514 00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:49,344 Oh! 515 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:53,580 ♪ Extra. ♪ 516 00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:55,849 Ashley Wednesday, star of the blockbuster. 517 00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:57,583 Cube Theorem franchise, 518 00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,985 was spotted with pop rapper Conner4Real 519 00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:01,921 leaving the exclusive New York City nightclub [bleep] 520 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,090 last night. 521 00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,991 Okay, let's go, kids. 522 00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,959 - Huh? - Time to go home in your fun car. 523 00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:08,695 Ash and I have been 524 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,830 hanging out for about six months now, 525 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,134 and I got to say, she's the total package. 526 00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:19,004 Well, when I was little, I would spend hours 527 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,140 looking at famous couples in magazines... 528 00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:24,677 Us Weekly, People... and everybody's speculating, 529 00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:28,447 are they a real couple or are they just for publicity? 530 00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:30,716 And I knew that when I grew up, 531 00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,853 I wanted to be one of those couples. 532 00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,988 Five, four, 533 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:39,024 three, two, one! 534 00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:51,638 Last night, pop star Conner4Real's 535 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,773 new album CONNquest was released... 536 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,509 on all Aquaspin appliances. 537 00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:57,176 Millions of unsuspecting Americans 538 00:19:57,178 --> 00:19:58,945 - turned on their toasters... - You can't do that to people! 539 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,613 Yo, Conner4Real, you suck, dude! 540 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,582 The president calling the pop star 541 00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:04,850 "a real dumb [bleep]." 542 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,786 The only reason he put it in appliances 543 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,088 is 'cause no one 544 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,926 was gonna buy his shit album. 545 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:14,060 Today on CMZ... 546 00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:16,796 He released his record with a dishwashing company? 547 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,799 They did this big launch, and it was all wireless 548 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,132 or something, I don't know, 549 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,436 but it came out of every appliance in my house, 550 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,205 and I was just like, "I hate Conner4Real." 551 00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,606 For real. 552 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,543 But seriously, let's be nice to Conner4Real, 553 00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,212 'cause he seems like a good guy. 554 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,481 Uh, I don't think so. 555 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,515 Uh, I don't think so. 556 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,217 Uh, I don't think so. 557 00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:53,735 Come on! 558 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,936 Well, the overnight numbers 559 00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:58,472 were not what we were expecting. 560 00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,738 They were pretty low. 561 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,707 But it's still early. 562 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,609 Yeah, some people were saying that the Aquaspin thing 563 00:21:03,611 --> 00:21:04,977 was an invasion of privacy, 564 00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:07,048 so it's just a little bump in the road. 565 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:12,619 Um... he's dealing with it. 566 00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,556 Conner, you okay, buddy? 567 00:21:19,894 --> 00:21:22,529 Maybe the numbers were wrong, you know? 568 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,563 Like... 569 00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:26,867 BonkoHub had a computer virus or something. 570 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,502 You know, you could be right. 571 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,035 I'll have Jay look into it. 572 00:21:30,037 --> 00:21:34,507 So what are we talking, like, 150, 200 or...? 573 00:21:34,509 --> 00:21:37,776 Mm... 65,000. 574 00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:41,046 Well, that is not where we wanted to be, but... 575 00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:43,082 not bad for the day. 576 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,786 Actually, Conner, that's for the week. 577 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,557 Estimated. 578 00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:50,122 Sixty-five? 579 00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:52,826 For the week? 580 00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,660 Can you... can you...? 581 00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:57,799 Hey, can you guys give us a second here? 582 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,919 It's the first day of tour, baby! 583 00:22:53,921 --> 00:22:55,888 Now, I know. 584 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,858 Conner's bummin' right now, but his concert is amazing. 585 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,994 When this thing goes off and he's out there, 586 00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:03,597 I mean, it's just a spectacle. It's enormous. 587 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,197 Yeah, my name is, uh, Zippy. 588 00:23:05,199 --> 00:23:07,102 I'm the guitar tech on the tour. 589 00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,272 Shit! 590 00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:11,937 Shit. 591 00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:14,240 I make sure all the instruments are tip-top. 592 00:23:14,242 --> 00:23:15,609 I love the road, you know. 593 00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,243 This is kind of a perfect job for me, 594 00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:20,146 but my favorite free-time thing is flatlining. 595 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,348 Heart rate dropping. 596 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,382 Flatlining is when you, uh, 597 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:24,384 technically lower your heart rate 598 00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:27,020 until, um... well, you're dead. 599 00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:29,022 - He's still dropping. - Then you can catch a glimpse 600 00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:30,357 of the afterlife. 601 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,158 Got the idea from the film Flatliners. 602 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,362 Joel Schumacher film shot by Jan de Bont. 603 00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:38,330 You know, I try to fit in a F-line sesh 604 00:23:38,332 --> 00:23:39,933 at least once a week. 605 00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,767 Two, one, hit him! 606 00:23:41,769 --> 00:23:42,836 Clear! 607 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,169 Oh, wow. 608 00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:45,405 Did I shit my pants? 609 00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,805 Not this time. 610 00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:48,207 To Conner! 611 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,708 To Conner! 612 00:23:53,314 --> 00:23:55,115 My mom means well. 613 00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:56,715 She had her own dreams of becoming a star 614 00:23:56,717 --> 00:23:58,083 back in the day, 615 00:23:58,085 --> 00:23:59,753 and she gave it up to have me, 616 00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,420 so I really owe her for that. 617 00:24:01,422 --> 00:24:02,921 And I'm lucky to have her support. 618 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:05,157 - I'll go first. - Okay, you go first. 619 00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:07,926 Kids first, and then moms. 620 00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:10,163 Oh, my God, that is so fun! 621 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,798 Hello. 622 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,367 My name is Tyrus Quash, and I do 623 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:17,169 the food service on Conner's tours. 624 00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:19,872 So, these are carrots, eight different ways. 625 00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,909 You have your triangles, shave, obelisks, natural, 626 00:24:23,911 --> 00:24:25,978 julienne, as the French like to call it. 627 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,348 Julienne. I think that's how they say it. 628 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,984 Conner's very specific when it comes to food, 629 00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:32,952 and it brings me great joy 630 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:35,890 to see him love the treats that I prepare. 631 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,327 Yeah, Conner! 632 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,967 - Yeah! - Let's go! 633 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:02,381 ♪ Finest girl I ever met in my whole life ♪ 634 00:25:02,383 --> 00:25:04,951 ♪ Wanna take her home, make her my wife ♪ 635 00:25:04,953 --> 00:25:07,753 ♪ Knew she was a freak when she started talkin' ♪ 636 00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:10,255 ♪ She said, "Fuck me like we fucked bin Laden" ♪ 637 00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:13,792 ♪ Ooh, whoa, that girl was a freak ♪ 638 00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:16,396 ♪ She said she wanted me to fuck her harder ♪ 639 00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:19,064 ♪ Than the military fucked bin Laden ♪ 640 00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:20,065 ♪ Hey ♪ 641 00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:22,435 - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 642 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,070 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 643 00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:25,405 ♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪ 644 00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:27,372 ♪ Harder than the U.S. Government ♪ 645 00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:29,074 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 646 00:25:29,076 --> 00:25:30,944 ♪ Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl ♪ 647 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,746 ♪ Kept up on current events from all around the world ♪ 648 00:25:33,748 --> 00:25:35,380 ♪ More specifically, one event ♪ 649 00:25:35,382 --> 00:25:38,283 ♪ The time Osama bin Laden got shot in the head, she said ♪ 650 00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:40,486 ♪ "Do me like that," but I couldn't track the metaphor ♪ 651 00:25:40,488 --> 00:25:43,055 ♪ That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur ♪ 652 00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:44,057 ♪ That said, again, your request ♪ 653 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,925 ♪ Is so irregu-laur, she put on a beard ♪ 654 00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,293 ♪ I started looking at the exit door ♪ 655 00:25:48,295 --> 00:25:50,196 ♪ Then a turban, then a tunic, she said ♪ 656 00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:52,499 ♪ "Invade my cave with your special unit," I said ♪ 657 00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:55,100 ♪ "He wasn't in a cave," but there was no stoppin' ♪ 658 00:25:55,102 --> 00:25:56,436 ♪ She demanded that I fuck her like we ♪ 659 00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:58,071 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 660 00:25:58,073 --> 00:25:59,872 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 661 00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:00,874 ♪ Hey ♪ 662 00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:03,208 - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 663 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:04,409 ♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪ 664 00:26:04,411 --> 00:26:06,245 ♪ Harder than the U.S. Government ♪ 665 00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:07,781 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 666 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,416 ♪ This girl requested intercourse ♪ 667 00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:12,217 ♪ To bring her to climax ♪ 668 00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,419 ♪ With the clinical efficiency ♪ 669 00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:17,890 ♪ Of the assassination of bin Laden ♪ 670 00:26:17,892 --> 00:26:19,926 ♪ You're harboring a fugitive... that ass ♪ 671 00:26:19,928 --> 00:26:21,261 ♪ And my justice will be punitive ♪ 672 00:26:21,263 --> 00:26:23,163 - ♪ I'm-a smash ♪ - ♪ Night vision ♪ 673 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,531 ♪ They could see us through my GoPro ♪ 674 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:27,266 ♪ She tried to negotiate, I say that's a no-no ♪ 675 00:26:27,268 --> 00:26:29,435 ♪ Now I'm creepin' in her bedroom like go-go ♪ 676 00:26:29,437 --> 00:26:31,838 ♪ She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta ♪ 677 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,040 ♪ Terrorize that pussy ♪ 678 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:36,141 ♪ Gotta terrorize that pussy ♪ 679 00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:37,010 ♪ So I did it ♪ 680 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,544 ♪ Improvised some crazy shit... ♪ 681 00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:41,080 - ♪ SEAL Team 69... ♪ - It's fuckin' awful. 682 00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:43,582 Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free time, 683 00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:46,985 but it seems to make so many people money. 684 00:26:46,987 --> 00:26:48,821 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 685 00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:52,292 ♪ You're an overrated piece of shit ♪ 686 00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:55,829 ♪ Can someone explain why the whole wide world ♪ 687 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,430 ♪ Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? ♪ 688 00:26:58,432 --> 00:27:01,167 ♪ Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid! ♪ 689 00:27:01,169 --> 00:27:03,002 Y'all have been so amazing. 690 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:05,338 Thank you so much. What a beautiful night. 691 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:08,541 Everybody in the front make some noise! 692 00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,878 Now everybody on the sides make some noise! 693 00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:16,949 Now everybody way up in the upper deck 694 00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:19,084 make some noise! 695 00:27:19,086 --> 00:27:21,154 Whoo! 696 00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:23,455 Conner, I love you! I love you! 697 00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:25,124 Whoo! 698 00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:26,592 Harry! What the hell?! 699 00:27:26,594 --> 00:27:30,062 First of all, this is an 18,000-seat arena. 700 00:27:30,064 --> 00:27:31,531 Nobody sells this out. 701 00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,532 You sold 15,000 seats. That's still really good. 702 00:27:33,534 --> 00:27:35,400 No, it's not good. 703 00:27:35,402 --> 00:27:37,436 Hammerleg sold this place out last week! 704 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,339 Well, Aquaspin agrees with you. 705 00:27:39,341 --> 00:27:41,206 They're concerned about ticket sales. 706 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,076 What? But it's an 18,000-seat place. 707 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,343 Nobody sells that out. 708 00:27:44,345 --> 00:27:46,245 Hammerleg did. Last week. 709 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,048 Look, the low record sales are making them nervous. 710 00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:51,149 They want to bring on an opening act. 711 00:27:51,151 --> 00:27:53,386 What? We have an opening act. Owen deejays. 712 00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:56,388 Hey, I'm always saying Style Boyz could be the opener. 713 00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:57,991 No, man. Will you stop with that? 714 00:27:57,993 --> 00:27:59,458 Dude, people keep blowing up my Twitter 715 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,093 about us doing "Donkey Roll." 716 00:28:01,095 --> 00:28:02,561 - Oh, they're blowing up your Twitter? - Yeah. 717 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:04,263 How many followers do you have, Owen? 718 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,599 - Like, 500,000. - Okay, well, I got 20 million, 719 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,967 and no one's asking me to do that shit, so... 720 00:28:08,969 --> 00:28:10,602 Hey-oh! 721 00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:12,237 Some of those are probably bots. 722 00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:13,973 Okay, look, guys, regardless, 723 00:28:13,975 --> 00:28:16,208 we still have to decide on an opening act. 724 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:17,409 Man. 725 00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:18,677 All right, fine. 726 00:28:18,679 --> 00:28:20,379 Does anybody have ideas? 727 00:28:20,381 --> 00:28:22,548 One, but you are gonna like it. 728 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:25,217 Wait, did you say "are" or "aren't"? 729 00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:27,219 Are. 730 00:28:28,657 --> 00:28:30,356 Yeah! 731 00:28:30,358 --> 00:28:33,158 You know the motherfucking piece of shit. 732 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,261 Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" 733 00:28:35,263 --> 00:28:36,596 Fuck you, Hunter! 734 00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:39,197 - Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" - Fuck you, Hunter! 735 00:28:39,199 --> 00:28:41,466 Let's go! ♪ Stomping through the forest ♪ 736 00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:42,635 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus ♪ 737 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,704 ♪ Hunter eatin' beefcakes ♪ 738 00:28:44,706 --> 00:28:47,506 ♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus, fuck a chorus ♪ 739 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,878 ♪ Fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this song... ♪ 740 00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,483 Hunter the Hungry, he's just one of those rappers 741 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,084 where he just doesn't give a fuck. 742 00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:00,586 People think that he ain't crazy. 743 00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:03,188 Nah, he crazy for real. I seen him backstage. 744 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:05,058 He wasn't smoking a blunt, he was just eating it. 745 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,559 I mean, Hunter is the youth. 746 00:29:06,561 --> 00:29:08,528 You know, he's-he's what's next. 747 00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:11,597 ♪ Hey, hey, I'm fucking hungry! ♪ 748 00:29:13,301 --> 00:29:15,167 Yo! 749 00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:16,636 - What up? - Conner4Real? 750 00:29:16,638 --> 00:29:18,538 In the flesh? Hey, yo. 751 00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:20,572 It's-it's a honor to meet you, man. 752 00:29:20,574 --> 00:29:21,674 Yo, CONNquest, Style Boyz. 753 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,509 I grew up off that shit, fam. 754 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,744 - Thanks, man. - I want to be you, Conner. 755 00:29:24,746 --> 00:29:26,745 But not white. Like, black still. 756 00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:28,281 'Cause it's strong... it's a strong color. 757 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,118 - For sure, yeah. - Like, you are that dude. 758 00:29:31,149 --> 00:29:32,584 Like, have you met you? 759 00:29:32,586 --> 00:29:33,686 Have you met you? 760 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,355 You! Have you met you?! 761 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,688 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying? 762 00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:37,991 - This is crazy. - You be you. 763 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,359 Know I'm-a be all that, 764 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,760 'cause I'll tear some shit up. You know how it is! 765 00:29:40,762 --> 00:29:42,028 That is real. 766 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,398 Hell yeah! 767 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,466 We gonna turn up for sure. 768 00:29:47,468 --> 00:29:48,634 Oh, don't hurt me! 769 00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:54,040 - You know how it is! - Okay. 770 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,042 Seriously, man, I'm-I'm real honored, dawg. 771 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,476 Um, I'm not gonna let you down. 772 00:29:57,478 --> 00:29:58,677 You're my idol. 773 00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,213 Right next to Jesus. 774 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,481 And Morgan Freeman. 775 00:30:01,483 --> 00:30:03,349 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - I'll hit you up. 776 00:30:03,351 --> 00:30:04,684 Yeah, bitch, what up! 777 00:30:04,686 --> 00:30:06,718 I like him. 778 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,788 Where'd you get the cayenne? 779 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:11,290 - Get off my basil! - Nah, dawg. That's my basil, too, B! 780 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,324 Get off my basil, dude! That's my basil! 781 00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:13,392 That's my basil, too! 782 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:14,659 - Come on, dude. - And chives, son. 783 00:30:14,661 --> 00:30:16,294 And chives. Watch me kill this deer 784 00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:17,796 real quick. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. 785 00:30:17,798 --> 00:30:20,599 - What? You can do that? - It's deer meat, son. 786 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,234 - It's deer meat, bitch. - Yo, dude. 787 00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:24,302 What is this crazy shit? 788 00:30:24,304 --> 00:30:26,505 Oh, dude, that's your new head! 789 00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:28,474 What? 790 00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:31,244 I had it specially made for you, man. 791 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:32,712 I took the measurements while you were sleeping. 792 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:36,249 It's, like, on some futuristic EDM shit. 793 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:39,318 We did the research, and EDM is hot. 794 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,454 Robots on ecstasy and shit. 795 00:30:41,456 --> 00:30:43,555 Daft Punk, deadmau5, 796 00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:48,127 DJ Tommy Pizza, Oprah Spinfrey, Vinyl Richie, 797 00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:49,494 R2-LSD2, 798 00:30:49,496 --> 00:30:52,398 Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO, 799 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,398 Elton John. 800 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,234 All those dudes are crushing. 801 00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:56,502 - Look at all these functions. - Yeah. 802 00:30:56,504 --> 00:30:58,437 It's like a Lite-Brite, but it's moving. 803 00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,805 Oh, and check this out. 804 00:30:59,807 --> 00:31:01,706 Oh, wow. 805 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,542 - It goes all the way up there. - All the way, man. 806 00:31:03,544 --> 00:31:05,244 It's like a beacon to space. 807 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:10,315 And, plus, it makes this sound. 808 00:31:11,553 --> 00:31:13,086 Wow! 809 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,553 Why would it make that sound? 810 00:31:14,555 --> 00:31:16,755 I don't even know, but it's nice to know 811 00:31:16,757 --> 00:31:18,323 that it's there if you need it. 812 00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:19,492 - You know? - Yeah. 813 00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:21,093 Yo, helmet's dope. 814 00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:22,494 Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick. 815 00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:24,129 See? 816 00:31:24,131 --> 00:31:25,764 Don't you want to look like Optimus Prime? 817 00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:26,866 His dick? 818 00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:28,501 - Fuck yeah! - Fuck yeah! 819 00:31:28,503 --> 00:31:30,602 Yeah, man. I don't know. 820 00:31:30,604 --> 00:31:31,803 Owen. 821 00:31:31,805 --> 00:31:33,272 Please? 822 00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:35,407 Please, please, wear the helmet, Owen. 823 00:31:35,409 --> 00:31:36,876 Come on, man. The show really needs it. 824 00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:38,644 Please, man? 825 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,214 - I mean, if it'll help the tour. - Yes! 826 00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,549 - Yeah. - Dude, we're killing this! 827 00:31:44,686 --> 00:31:46,418 ♪ Well, howdy, ma'am ♪ 828 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,753 ♪ We the two banditos... ♪ 829 00:31:47,755 --> 00:31:50,490 Having Hunter aboard has really energized the tour. 830 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:51,590 Tickets are selling. 831 00:31:51,592 --> 00:31:52,859 ♪ Gonna turn that frown... ♪ 832 00:31:52,861 --> 00:31:55,328 Hunter is the shit. 833 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,663 Oh, I love you, too, man. 834 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,232 Oh, no, dude. 835 00:31:59,234 --> 00:32:00,699 No, get off me, dude! 836 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,168 Get off me, dude! Get off me! 837 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,370 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 838 00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:07,273 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 839 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:09,574 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 840 00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:11,476 ♪ Do a little dance and drink a little water... ♪ 841 00:32:11,478 --> 00:32:13,178 Putting that helmet 842 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:16,215 on Owen's head... that was a brilliant gimmick. 843 00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:17,782 And I wish I'd done that with Zayn. 844 00:32:17,784 --> 00:32:20,186 We could've kept him in One Direction for years. 845 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,821 Get pranked! Oh! 846 00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:23,889 Pranks is where it's at. You know what I'm saying? 847 00:32:23,891 --> 00:32:26,192 Like, you got to have fun on tour, yo. 848 00:32:28,362 --> 00:32:30,196 Rise and shine, dude! 849 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,496 You know, he's got 850 00:32:31,498 --> 00:32:33,331 that sense of humor, where it's like, 851 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,567 stop now, please stop. 852 00:32:34,569 --> 00:32:35,767 Please stop. Please stop doing this. 853 00:32:35,769 --> 00:32:37,235 But he keeps on going. 854 00:32:37,237 --> 00:32:39,539 - Get your ass in! - Oh, shit! 855 00:32:42,342 --> 00:32:43,842 ♪ We're two cute little kittens, yeah ♪ 856 00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:45,477 ♪ We're two cute little kittens ♪ 857 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:46,913 ♪ Yeah, we're two cute little kittens ♪ 858 00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:48,580 ♪ Shut the fuck up! ♪ 859 00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:51,551 Conner, did you take a shit in the Anne Frank House? 860 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,753 Do not go in there! 861 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,323 Ace Ventura! 862 00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,292 ♪ I fucked your first cousin with a didgeridoo ♪ 863 00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:02,227 ♪ And when she came, you know it sounded like ♪ 864 00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:03,896 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! ♪ 865 00:33:05,632 --> 00:33:07,332 This my new best friend 866 00:33:07,334 --> 00:33:08,600 right here! 867 00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:10,269 This my nigga! 868 00:33:10,271 --> 00:33:12,405 Yeah, that's my friend! 869 00:33:14,842 --> 00:33:16,841 All right, listen up, everybody. 870 00:33:16,843 --> 00:33:18,644 First of all, I want to say congratulations 871 00:33:18,646 --> 00:33:20,478 on a great show tonight! 872 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,746 Yeah, yeah! 873 00:33:21,748 --> 00:33:23,582 And for the last eight shows, 874 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,517 we have been sold out! 875 00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,286 Yeah! 876 00:33:28,288 --> 00:33:30,289 It's like I was... I feel like it's finally just clicking. 877 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,389 - Yeah. - Hey! 878 00:33:31,391 --> 00:33:33,993 - We are on a roll, baby. - Yeah! 879 00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:35,761 - Yeah. - Is it helping album sales? 880 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:38,496 - It's got to be, right? - You know how it is, you know. 881 00:33:38,498 --> 00:33:40,899 Sometimes it takes a while for the marketplace to catch up. 882 00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,269 - Don't worry. - Definitely helping Hunter. 883 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,670 This dude's album just went gold. 884 00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:47,273 Gold? 885 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,640 - For real. - How is that even... 886 00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:50,376 That's a mistake, right? 887 00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:52,244 Our shit hasn't even gone gold. 888 00:33:52,246 --> 00:33:54,714 Look, he's just having a moment, that's all. 889 00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:56,549 Well, how come I'm not having a moment? 890 00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:57,882 You've had tons of moments. 891 00:33:57,884 --> 00:33:59,318 Don't worry, there's plenty to go around. 892 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,453 Hey, yo! 893 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,987 Shout-out to T.I. in the house. 894 00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,723 What's up, soulja? 895 00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:05,558 What's up, kid? Okay! 896 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,526 Uh-oh, y'all. 897 00:34:07,528 --> 00:34:08,928 My man Hunter the Hungry's in the house! 898 00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:10,896 Yo, make some noise! 899 00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:15,600 - Yeah! - What's up, kid? Hey, yo. 900 00:34:15,602 --> 00:34:18,002 Y'all want to hear the hottest song in the streets right now? 901 00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:29,448 It's on. ♪ Stomping through the forest ♪ 902 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:31,983 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus ♪ 903 00:34:31,985 --> 00:34:33,852 ♪ Hunter eating beefcakes in the back of a Ford Taurus... ♪ 904 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,120 Hey, look, man, 905 00:34:35,122 --> 00:34:37,722 Conner got all the way to the top of this business, you know? 906 00:34:37,724 --> 00:34:40,392 And the higher you get, the harder you fall. 907 00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:42,827 - I mean, ask any coconut. - Thing is is that. 908 00:34:42,829 --> 00:34:45,430 Conner's never been as good as he was with the Style Boyz. 909 00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:47,332 Whatever him and Lawrence were beefing over, 910 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:48,934 they need to figure out a way to squash it. 911 00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:52,604 Ever since Style Boyz broke up, 912 00:34:52,606 --> 00:34:54,539 Lawrence has been mad at me. 913 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:57,943 He claims he wrote my famous catchphrase verse. 914 00:34:57,945 --> 00:35:00,879 Translation: He's a jealous-ass hater 915 00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,416 who's mad that I blew up and he's a farmer 916 00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:04,916 out in bum-fuck nowhere. 917 00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:06,452 But, you know, 918 00:35:06,454 --> 00:35:08,486 we all have our take. 919 00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:10,823 Uh, this one here, this is my Poppy. 920 00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:12,825 Uh, it's what I got 921 00:35:12,827 --> 00:35:15,794 for writing Conner's famous catchphrase verse. 922 00:35:15,796 --> 00:35:18,564 If you look close, you'll notice that it's not real, 923 00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:22,100 because I didn't get a Poppy or credit of any kind. 924 00:35:22,102 --> 00:35:26,104 But there is one person that I absolutely have to thank, 925 00:35:26,106 --> 00:35:27,840 and that person is me! 926 00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:29,374 Me, myself and I! 927 00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:30,776 I did it all by myself! 928 00:35:30,778 --> 00:35:32,544 Nobody helped me! 929 00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,446 So... 930 00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:35,948 Yeah. 931 00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,515 That's my Poppy. 932 00:35:37,517 --> 00:35:38,983 If he's so great, 933 00:35:38,985 --> 00:35:40,820 how come he's not making anything, you know? 934 00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:41,986 Nothing's stopping him from going out 935 00:35:41,988 --> 00:35:43,421 and writing a bunch of hits. 936 00:35:43,423 --> 00:35:46,758 After the Style Boyz, I tried some solo projects, 937 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,126 but none of them really took off. 938 00:35:48,128 --> 00:35:49,729 ♪ Old boots, paper towels ♪ 939 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,530 ♪ Shopgirl, a novella ♪ 940 00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:53,131 ♪ Deodorant, house keys ♪ 941 00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:54,834 ♪ Sweatshirt, an umbrella ♪ 942 00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:56,602 ♪ A golf club, basketball ♪ 943 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,370 ♪ Bug spray, a laundry heap ♪ 944 00:35:58,372 --> 00:35:59,905 ♪ A pocketknife, a battery ♪ 945 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:03,675 ♪ These are the things in my Jeep! ♪ 946 00:36:03,677 --> 00:36:05,111 ♪ These are the things in my Jeep... ♪ 947 00:36:05,113 --> 00:36:06,879 I didn't really relate to that song, 948 00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:09,381 because, you know, I-I had different things in my Jeep 949 00:36:09,383 --> 00:36:11,450 than he had in his Jeep. 950 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:12,885 I don't think Conner's living real life. 951 00:36:12,887 --> 00:36:15,153 I think he's in a bubble with people 952 00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:16,588 telling him what he wants to hear 953 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,423 and kissing his ass all day. 954 00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:21,526 I heard he's getting into stage gimmicks now. 955 00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:23,461 He's got Owen in a helmet, looking dumb. 956 00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,030 And one where he sings from a toilet. 957 00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:26,631 Someone should've told him that shit's wack, 958 00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:28,901 but he's so afraid of failure, 959 00:36:28,903 --> 00:36:30,736 man, he's just getting desperate. 960 00:36:30,738 --> 00:36:33,539 Let's try it again. 961 00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,874 Oh! Oh, it snagged! 962 00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:37,709 What's up, my confidants? 963 00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:38,711 Be sure to come through 964 00:36:38,713 --> 00:36:39,879 to my show tonight. 965 00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:41,579 I'm trying a brand-new magic trick. 966 00:36:41,581 --> 00:36:43,448 You know, they said it couldn't be done, 967 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,117 that the trick was designed for a woman, 968 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,986 and my junk would get all tangled. 969 00:36:46,988 --> 00:36:48,586 But I figured out how to solve it. 970 00:36:48,588 --> 00:36:49,921 I think if I just tuck it all back... 971 00:36:49,923 --> 00:36:51,590 See ya tonight. 972 00:36:51,592 --> 00:36:52,992 Let's go! 973 00:36:52,994 --> 00:36:54,626 Hey! 974 00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:56,461 What is this, y'all? 975 00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:59,765 I said upscale. You took me to outer space. 976 00:37:02,135 --> 00:37:04,769 What do you say we take it back down to Earth? 977 00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:09,475 What? 978 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,642 This almost looks like 979 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:13,579 something that a cowboy might wear. 980 00:37:13,581 --> 00:37:14,914 Are y'all looking at my chaps? 981 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,051 But enough horsing around. Let's take things uptown. 982 00:37:20,053 --> 00:37:22,754 How about a good old-fashioned tuxedo? 983 00:37:22,756 --> 00:37:24,892 There is no substitute. 984 00:37:26,227 --> 00:37:28,561 Top of the world! 985 00:37:30,097 --> 00:37:31,930 - Oh, shit. - Where is it? 986 00:37:31,932 --> 00:37:33,097 No, uh, no. 987 00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:34,700 It's tucked. I... 988 00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:36,167 I shaved for the trick! 989 00:37:36,169 --> 00:37:37,236 - Don't post those pics! - As they approached 990 00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,704 - the edge of the Dark Forest... - It's an illusion. 991 00:37:39,706 --> 00:37:40,773 It's tucked, I tuck it back. 992 00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:42,508 Conner, just hold on. 993 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,175 Don't post those. It's a tuck-and-tape! 994 00:37:44,177 --> 00:37:46,178 I don't know what to do right now. 995 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,881 I want to show y'all my dick, but I can't show you my dick! 996 00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:53,218 It's a great conundrum. It's a great conundrum! 997 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,787 Holy shit, dude, where the fuck was your dick, dawg? 998 00:37:55,789 --> 00:37:57,122 What happened out there?! 999 00:37:57,124 --> 00:37:58,791 What happened to the trick? 1000 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:00,859 Conner, don't worry. Nobody saw anything. 1001 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,660 I wish they had seen something! 1002 00:38:02,662 --> 00:38:04,829 Now there's 10,000 people that think I got no dick! 1003 00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:08,133 Wait, you guys know I have a dick, right? 1004 00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:10,769 - Yeah. It's just... - You do. You-you do. 1005 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,537 - Yes. - I've always believed you had a dick. 1006 00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:14,807 R-Right, right, right, but, like, where was it though? 1007 00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:17,008 Because that motherfucker was gone. 1008 00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:18,244 We've gone over this. I... 1009 00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:19,845 You know I got to tuck my shit back 1010 00:38:19,847 --> 00:38:21,814 so it doesn't get tangled up in the garments. 1011 00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:23,082 - Yeah, that makes perfect sense. - Of course. 1012 00:38:23,084 --> 00:38:24,883 Got to put it in between the legs. 1013 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:25,818 Conner, don't worry about it. 1014 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,253 You were up there for, like, ten seconds. 1015 00:38:27,255 --> 00:38:29,622 Ten seconds is an eternity, Harry! 1016 00:38:29,624 --> 00:38:30,923 It's a third of the way to Mars! 1017 00:38:30,925 --> 00:38:32,624 Conner, we've talked about this. 1018 00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:34,727 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. 1019 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,928 It's not a fact. 1020 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:37,229 Hey, look, thank you, dawg, 1021 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,097 because this shit was hilarious, fam! 1022 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,767 Well, I'm so glad that I could entertain you, Hunter. 1023 00:38:41,769 --> 00:38:44,537 You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you? 1024 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,037 Ah. I wish. 1025 00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:48,140 This is, like, genius prank shit right here. 1026 00:38:48,142 --> 00:38:49,841 Next level. 1027 00:38:49,843 --> 00:38:53,044 You would have to be the best prankster of all time 1028 00:38:53,046 --> 00:38:54,747 to think of something like this. 1029 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,716 And, well, shit, that's... shit, that's me. 1030 00:38:57,718 --> 00:38:58,753 Maybe I did do it. 1031 00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:01,553 Nah, I didn't do it. 1032 00:39:01,555 --> 00:39:03,155 Or did I? 1033 00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:05,291 Nah, I didn't. 1034 00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:07,158 Or maybe I did. 1035 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,294 Not. Do it. 1036 00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:11,030 - Did you?! - I didn't do it. 1037 00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:12,131 Or I did. 1038 00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,765 Who knows?! I don't! 1039 00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:15,166 Conner, don't worry, don't worry. 1040 00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:16,968 This is not news. 1041 00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,070 Don't post those! 1042 00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:21,606 What the fuck?! 1043 00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:25,843 The timing of that was crazy! 1044 00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:27,845 - Conner dickless? - They should call him. 1045 00:39:27,847 --> 00:39:29,948 NoDick4Real. 1046 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:48,267 It was tucked, Linda. It's part of the show. 1047 00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:50,001 - No, no, don't print that! - Everywhere I look. 1048 00:39:50,003 --> 00:39:51,637 This is insane. 1049 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,738 Now it's on the front page of USA Today, 1050 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,374 the most respected newspaper in the world? 1051 00:39:55,376 --> 00:39:56,774 Sweetie, relax. 1052 00:39:56,776 --> 00:39:58,811 All we need is a different story 1053 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,912 - to wipe it out of the press cycle. - Mm-hmm. 1054 00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:02,914 Okay, so what? What do we do? 1055 00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,316 Anything. Uh, release a new single. 1056 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,883 Get a crazy haircut. 1057 00:40:05,885 --> 00:40:08,954 Or, uh, take an ugly teenager to the prom. 1058 00:40:08,956 --> 00:40:09,988 All good ideas. 1059 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,390 Let's keep thinking about it. 1060 00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:12,925 And I'm gonna go tweet a picture of my dick. 1061 00:40:12,927 --> 00:40:15,095 Okay, don't really do that. 1062 00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:24,903 Ah, man, I just think it's gonna really 1063 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,271 change people's perception of me 1064 00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:28,006 in a good, positive way. 1065 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,008 And also, I'm really glad about the fact 1066 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,778 that we'll get married, too, 'cause I like her so much. 1067 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,745 Conner, what's going on? 1068 00:40:33,747 --> 00:40:35,146 You'll see. 1069 00:40:35,148 --> 00:40:36,381 Oh, my God, is that music? 1070 00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:37,783 Yeah. 1071 00:40:37,785 --> 00:40:39,218 Almost there. And... 1072 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,120 Uh-huh? 1073 00:40:41,122 --> 00:40:42,724 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 1074 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,260 Are those real wolves? 1075 00:40:48,262 --> 00:40:49,394 Yeah. 1076 00:40:49,396 --> 00:40:50,928 Conner! 1077 00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:52,664 My psychic told me 1078 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,733 that in my previous life, I was a wolf. 1079 00:40:54,735 --> 00:40:57,169 Which makes so much sense. 1080 00:40:57,171 --> 00:40:59,872 But I can't believe that Conner remembered. 1081 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,274 And you invited the press? 1082 00:41:02,276 --> 00:41:03,675 Yeah. 1083 00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:06,178 ♪ I landed in London ♪ 1084 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,881 ♪ At a quarter to noon... ♪ 1085 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,216 Oh, my God. Is that, is that Seal? 1086 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,350 - Yeah. - What is this? 1087 00:41:12,352 --> 00:41:13,718 What's going on? 1088 00:41:15,189 --> 00:41:18,157 ♪ I know she's exquisite ♪ 1089 00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:20,358 ♪ So I had to visit ♪ 1090 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,095 ♪ Push my back to the front... ♪ 1091 00:41:23,097 --> 00:41:26,731 Ever since I met you, I knew in my heart 1092 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,367 that you were super bangin'. 1093 00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:32,137 Hey, uh, dude, you got to kill this music. 1094 00:41:32,139 --> 00:41:33,939 The wolves are going crazy. 1095 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,841 I can't stop Seal from singing. 1096 00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:39,845 ♪ With impeccable style... ♪ 1097 00:41:39,847 --> 00:41:42,213 Sorry, could we get the wolves to be more quiet? 1098 00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,916 No. 1099 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,452 ♪ You're the only girl that I want to think... ♪ 1100 00:41:46,454 --> 00:41:49,021 Ashley Wednesday... 1101 00:41:49,023 --> 00:41:51,023 will you marry me? 1102 00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:53,425 ♪ Please freaking say yes, girl... ♪ 1103 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:56,028 Yes! Yes! 1104 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,162 The wolves are loose! 1105 00:41:58,164 --> 00:42:00,131 - Shit! - Shit! Okay. 1106 00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:02,166 - Oh, God! - Go, run, now! 1107 00:42:06,474 --> 00:42:07,842 Run! 1108 00:42:10,077 --> 00:42:11,977 Jesus Christ! 1109 00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:14,113 We got wild animals... 1110 00:42:15,381 --> 00:42:16,448 Seal! 1111 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,783 Seal, come on! 1112 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,017 Hurry! 1113 00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:20,919 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. For a second... 1114 00:42:22,356 --> 00:42:24,455 - Seal! - Seal! 1115 00:42:24,457 --> 00:42:25,823 Shit! Oh! 1116 00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:29,995 - Seal! - Oh, my God! You got him, dude! 1117 00:42:29,997 --> 00:42:32,164 Don't worry. I've been in this situation before. 1118 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,932 How do you think I got these scars? 1119 00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:36,100 - From wolves? - Fucking wolves. 1120 00:42:36,102 --> 00:42:37,836 Now, let's get out of here... 1121 00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:40,204 What the fuck?! 1122 00:42:40,206 --> 00:42:41,840 - Go! Go! - Go! 1123 00:42:41,842 --> 00:42:43,941 We killed Seal! 1124 00:42:43,943 --> 00:42:46,512 - He's dead! Seal is dead! - He's dead! 1125 00:42:46,514 --> 00:42:50,115 Conner4Real is being sued by R&B singer Seal for... 1126 00:42:50,117 --> 00:42:51,816 Why would he do that to Seal? 1127 00:42:51,818 --> 00:42:53,251 - I don't even know... - Conner4Real is such a joke. 1128 00:42:53,253 --> 00:42:54,887 He disappointed all of us. I mean... 1129 00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:56,320 Did you see that proposal? It was so fake. 1130 00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:57,890 Like, I don't even think they like each other. 1131 00:42:57,892 --> 00:42:58,957 Why did they do that to Seal? 1132 00:42:58,959 --> 00:43:00,325 He doesn't even have a dick. 1133 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,160 I used to like Conner4Real, but now I wish 1134 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,829 he would just go away. 1135 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,296 My first guest, 1136 00:43:05,298 --> 00:43:07,365 Conner4Real! 1137 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,401 I just want to thank Seal again 1138 00:43:09,403 --> 00:43:10,501 and wish him a fast recovery. 1139 00:43:10,503 --> 00:43:11,970 He's gonna be fine. 1140 00:43:11,972 --> 00:43:13,238 That's great news. 1141 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,972 That's great news, and congrats again 1142 00:43:14,974 --> 00:43:16,307 - to you and Ashley. - Thank you, thank you. 1143 00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:19,178 And, you know, don't forget CONNquest in stores now. 1144 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,912 - Cop that. - Yeah, absolutely. 1145 00:43:20,914 --> 00:43:22,414 Absolutely. 1146 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:24,582 Can I, can I just fanboy out for a second? 1147 00:43:24,584 --> 00:43:26,984 Uh, because my-my favorite thing of yours 1148 00:43:26,986 --> 00:43:29,454 - from-from back in the day, the "Donkey Roll." - Oh. 1149 00:43:29,456 --> 00:43:30,955 You guys know... 1150 00:43:30,957 --> 00:43:33,291 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - For the kids out there, 1151 00:43:33,293 --> 00:43:35,827 The "Donkey Roll" is from Conner's old group 1152 00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:36,995 the Style Boyz. 1153 00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:39,298 When I... 1154 00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:41,332 - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? I don't want to brag, 1155 00:43:41,334 --> 00:43:43,968 but I used to do a mean "Donkey Roll" back in college. 1156 00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:46,104 - I'm just saying. - Oh, for real? 1157 00:43:46,106 --> 00:43:49,341 Some-some said I-I did it better than yours. 1158 00:43:49,343 --> 00:43:51,376 Oh. 1159 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:52,878 - Come on, now. - No... 1160 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,912 Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon. 1161 00:43:54,914 --> 00:43:57,448 I think I saw Kid Contact backstage. 1162 00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:59,450 Do you think that we could get him out here and...? 1163 00:44:00,588 --> 00:44:02,354 I doubt he'd be into it. 1164 00:44:05,025 --> 00:44:07,526 Y'all set me up? 1165 00:44:07,528 --> 00:44:09,494 Oh! 1166 00:44:09,496 --> 00:44:12,497 Okay, I'll be filling in for Kid Brain! 1167 00:44:12,499 --> 00:44:14,633 Roots, "Donkey Roll" up! 1168 00:44:14,635 --> 00:44:16,871 ♪ Let me see that donkey roll ♪ 1169 00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:20,972 ♪ Donkey roll... ♪ 1170 00:44:20,974 --> 00:44:22,407 I loved the "Donkey Roll." 1171 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,309 The "Donkey Roll" was the shit. 1172 00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:26,010 That's the reason why I dance. 1173 00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:27,312 Every junior high dance 1174 00:44:27,314 --> 00:44:29,247 had to end with the "Donkey Roll." 1175 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,983 I dreamed of doing the "Donkey Roll" 1176 00:44:30,985 --> 00:44:32,050 onstage with them. 1177 00:44:32,052 --> 00:44:35,053 ♪ Donkey roll. ♪ 1178 00:44:35,055 --> 00:44:36,521 Yo, everybody! 1179 00:44:36,523 --> 00:44:38,523 It's all right! Thank you, buddy. 1180 00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:42,494 Yo, dude, how fun was that shit? 1181 00:44:42,496 --> 00:44:44,363 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 1182 00:44:44,365 --> 00:44:45,930 I wish Lawrence could've been here. 1183 00:44:45,932 --> 00:44:47,599 Owen, that sucked. 1184 00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:49,667 I'm trying to sell a record, not stroll down memory lane. 1185 00:44:49,669 --> 00:44:51,169 That shit made me look like a has-been. 1186 00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:52,437 Come on, man. 1187 00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:53,604 The crowd loved it. 1188 00:44:53,606 --> 00:44:55,340 Whatever, man. 1189 00:44:56,910 --> 00:44:58,276 All right. 1190 00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:10,088 Well, look, you have to understand something. 1191 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:12,356 Conner's lived a very blessed life. 1192 00:45:12,358 --> 00:45:14,225 He got very successful very, very young. 1193 00:45:14,227 --> 00:45:16,093 - No, no, no... - And because of that, 1194 00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:19,330 he never really learned to handle adversity 1195 00:45:19,332 --> 00:45:20,532 in an adult way. 1196 00:45:20,534 --> 00:45:21,934 How many people here 1197 00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:23,968 bought my new album, CONNquest? 1198 00:45:23,970 --> 00:45:26,238 All y'all liars! 1199 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:27,571 I know you didn't buy it! 1200 00:45:27,573 --> 00:45:30,207 Do you guys even like me anymore? 1201 00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:31,542 Could've seen this coming. 1202 00:45:31,544 --> 00:45:33,445 Conner4Real dumped by new fiancée Ashley Wednesday. 1203 00:45:33,447 --> 00:45:34,512 Hey, Conner! 1204 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:36,048 Why did Ashley dump you, brah? 1205 00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,316 - Get the fuck off my ass. - Yo, man! 1206 00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,484 - Son of a bitch! - Yo, I could really use you 1207 00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:42,287 - out here, man. - Mm-hmm. 1208 00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:44,356 Yo, w-we're in Denver tomorrow. 1209 00:45:44,358 --> 00:45:46,457 Come through. I-I'll send a car for you. 1210 00:45:46,459 --> 00:45:47,658 He really wants to apologize? 1211 00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:48,727 Yes, dude. 1212 00:45:48,729 --> 00:45:50,128 Stop. Down. 1213 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,495 This business can be crazy, man. 1214 00:45:51,497 --> 00:45:52,530 That's why it's so important 1215 00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,131 to be around people that you trust, 1216 00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:55,367 that you've grown up with. 1217 00:45:55,369 --> 00:45:56,334 - I mean... - What is that? 1218 00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:58,135 And plus, Lawrence was always 1219 00:45:58,137 --> 00:45:59,570 the one who could cheer Conner up. 1220 00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:01,273 You know? 1221 00:46:02,376 --> 00:46:04,075 - Mm-hmm. - Dude, please. 1222 00:46:04,077 --> 00:46:07,012 He really needs his real friends right now. 1223 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,213 He needs you. 1224 00:46:09,615 --> 00:46:11,149 Yo, what's that sound in the background? 1225 00:46:11,151 --> 00:46:12,149 Oh, it's just, uh, 1226 00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:13,452 my girlfriend. 1227 00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:15,120 I'm having sex with her. 1228 00:46:15,122 --> 00:46:17,321 All right, man. Uh, maybe. 1229 00:46:17,323 --> 00:46:19,490 You know, maybe. I'll think about it. 1230 00:46:19,492 --> 00:46:21,459 So last night, I caught a little bit 1231 00:46:21,461 --> 00:46:23,028 of this obscure old movie 1232 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,329 called The Parent Trap, right? 1233 00:46:24,331 --> 00:46:26,664 And in that movie, these two little redheaded girls, 1234 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:30,568 they get the idea to trick their divorced parents 1235 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,771 into falling back in love with each other. 1236 00:46:32,773 --> 00:46:34,205 So I was like, yo, 1237 00:46:34,207 --> 00:46:36,408 if I just get Lawrence and Conner 1238 00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:38,410 in the same room together, 1239 00:46:38,412 --> 00:46:41,012 boom, they're gonna realize that they're friends, 1240 00:46:41,014 --> 00:46:43,682 and we all can all be buddies again. 1241 00:46:52,693 --> 00:46:55,093 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 1242 00:46:55,095 --> 00:46:58,562 ♪ You're an overrated piece of shit ♪ 1243 00:46:58,564 --> 00:47:00,365 ♪ What the fuck is this garbage? ♪ 1244 00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,401 Tyrus! Shut up, man! 1245 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,068 - We're watching TV. - Quiet, dude! 1246 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:06,171 Leave the singing to the professionals, please. Yeah? 1247 00:47:06,173 --> 00:47:08,340 You're right. I-I'm sorry. 1248 00:47:08,342 --> 00:47:10,311 And cut softer, dawg. 1249 00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:17,416 ♪ Dedicated to the people of Ethpania... ♪ 1250 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,385 We were on the road in Spain, 1251 00:47:20,387 --> 00:47:23,354 and I noticed that the people there 1252 00:47:23,356 --> 00:47:25,689 pronounce the letter "S" 1253 00:47:25,691 --> 00:47:28,526 with, like, a T-H, "the," sound. 1254 00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:31,095 So instead of saying "Spain," 1255 00:47:31,097 --> 00:47:33,765 they say "Thpain," you know? 1256 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:37,169 And it's like the whole country has a crazy speech impediment. 1257 00:47:37,171 --> 00:47:39,771 Um, so I wrote a "thong" about that. 1258 00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:43,675 ♪ Now theeng! In Ibithathathathathatha ♪ 1259 00:47:43,677 --> 00:47:48,245 ♪ Every day's a fiethta-thta-thta ♪ 1260 00:47:48,247 --> 00:47:51,149 ♪ Speakers boom on the dance floor, floor, floor... ♪ 1261 00:47:51,151 --> 00:47:53,318 Don't post those pics! Don't post those pics! 1262 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,586 ♪ Everyone is a thtar, thtar, thtar, thtar ♪ 1263 00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:58,557 ♪ Our tummies are full of pae-jhay-ah... ♪ 1264 00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:00,658 All right! 1265 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,626 - Ah, thanks, man. - Man, good shit! 1266 00:48:02,628 --> 00:48:04,361 You dropped it perfect right on that one. 1267 00:48:04,363 --> 00:48:05,729 - Oh, thanks, man. - Oh, thanks. 1268 00:48:05,731 --> 00:48:08,265 Oh, hey, um, I invited Lawrence 1269 00:48:08,267 --> 00:48:09,800 to come to the after-party tonight. 1270 00:48:09,802 --> 00:48:11,803 - So he might be here. - What? Lawrence is here? 1271 00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,805 Yeah, man. Oh, you know, I told you 1272 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,874 he lives right nearby here, so I just thought 1273 00:48:15,876 --> 00:48:17,508 it'd be cool for him to come. 1274 00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:19,410 He actually, he wanted to apologize to you... 1275 00:48:19,412 --> 00:48:20,644 Owen. 1276 00:48:20,646 --> 00:48:22,549 Are you trying to Parent Trap us? 1277 00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:25,850 No. 1278 00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:28,687 God, he looks like a caveman. 1279 00:48:28,689 --> 00:48:31,555 Look at this fool. He's about to murder somebody. 1280 00:48:31,557 --> 00:48:34,258 I think it's just the lighting in the limo. 1281 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,693 - What?! - No, seriously. 1282 00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:38,329 I think that... that's just his resting face. 1283 00:48:38,331 --> 00:48:40,499 - He's just relaxing. - So what, he just 1284 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,434 apologizes to me, and I'm supposed to forgive him, 1285 00:48:42,436 --> 00:48:45,169 and then we go back to being a big, happy family? 1286 00:48:45,171 --> 00:48:46,738 Something like that. 1287 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,838 Yeah. 1288 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,143 All right. 1289 00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:56,814 Style Boyz. 1290 00:48:56,816 --> 00:48:58,718 In the house. Right? 1291 00:49:06,727 --> 00:49:08,693 - Nah. Fuck this. - No. - No. No. 1292 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:09,760 Fans got through the gate. 1293 00:49:09,762 --> 00:49:11,363 - We got to lock up. - Let me out, man. 1294 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,631 Yo, unlock the doors. 1295 00:49:13,633 --> 00:49:15,600 Yeah, you should go, man. Bail... that's your move. 1296 00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:17,903 That's not my move. That's your move. You bailed. 1297 00:49:17,905 --> 00:49:19,937 I didn't bail. People like me best, 1298 00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:21,705 and you couldn't handle it, so I did my own thing. 1299 00:49:21,707 --> 00:49:23,707 People like you best 'cause of the shit I wrote. 1300 00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:25,709 They don't like your shit, they like my shit, 1301 00:49:25,711 --> 00:49:28,280 - and they don't even know it. - Take a look around, Lawrence. 1302 00:49:28,282 --> 00:49:30,182 If you were so important to my success, 1303 00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:31,749 how come my solo shit's way bigger 1304 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,184 than Style Boyz ever was? 1305 00:49:33,186 --> 00:49:34,818 You had Owen making all your beats. 1306 00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:37,388 And now you ditched him, and your shit's tanking. 1307 00:49:37,390 --> 00:49:39,256 Why can't you just give me any credit, man? 1308 00:49:39,258 --> 00:49:40,392 Just admit that I'm talented. 1309 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,861 Why can't you admit that I wrote the catchphrase verse? 1310 00:49:42,863 --> 00:49:44,930 - Oh, this shit again. - None of this garbage out here 1311 00:49:44,932 --> 00:49:46,198 - is possible without me. - Conner! 1312 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,133 - Admit that shit. - I love you! 1313 00:49:47,135 --> 00:49:48,867 Man, what the fuck is going on out there? 1314 00:49:48,869 --> 00:49:50,801 - Conner, sign my tits! - Oh, what, this? 1315 00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:52,870 This is just some beautiful-ass titties, man. 1316 00:49:52,872 --> 00:49:55,740 My fans ask me to sign them all the time, 1317 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,510 because they love me, and I love them, Lawrence. 1318 00:49:58,512 --> 00:50:00,711 And you know what? You need to grow up, dude. 1319 00:50:00,713 --> 00:50:02,479 Because this right here, 1320 00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:04,716 this is what it's all about, my friend. 1321 00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:06,450 Making art. 1322 00:50:06,452 --> 00:50:07,718 Connecting with people. 1323 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,254 This is that rock star life, my man, 1324 00:50:10,256 --> 00:50:12,890 and I'm slurping it down like a big old 1325 00:50:12,892 --> 00:50:14,825 - fat milkshake. - Hey, Conner? 1326 00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:17,729 - Not now, Owen! I'm gonna sign these titties. - I'm just... 1327 00:50:17,731 --> 00:50:20,631 So sit back and watch how it's done, my friend. 1328 00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:23,367 I'm gonna... Oh, shit! Oh! It's a dick! 1329 00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,236 That's one of your fans, man. Go for it. 1330 00:50:25,238 --> 00:50:26,570 - Ooh! - Can you make it out to Jenna? 1331 00:50:26,572 --> 00:50:27,771 - Oh, hello. - That's me. 1332 00:50:27,773 --> 00:50:28,872 It's nice to meet you. 1333 00:50:28,874 --> 00:50:30,841 - That's my fiancé's penis. - Ah. 1334 00:50:30,843 --> 00:50:33,245 - Big fan. - Thanks, man. So tight. 1335 00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:34,845 Okay, he's inside. 1336 00:50:34,847 --> 00:50:35,981 I'm just gonna... 1337 00:50:37,985 --> 00:50:40,484 do the old John Hancock. 1338 00:50:40,486 --> 00:50:42,553 Are you guys getting back together? Style Boyz? 1339 00:50:42,555 --> 00:50:44,823 - No. - No. Right on. - We're thinking about it. 1340 00:50:44,825 --> 00:50:46,957 I'm gonna roll the window up now, so just... 1341 00:50:46,959 --> 00:50:48,026 Thanks for coming by. 1342 00:50:48,028 --> 00:50:50,995 - Great to meet you guys. - I rest my case, Lawrence. 1343 00:50:50,997 --> 00:50:53,832 You think you know what's up, but in fact, 1344 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:56,834 you, my friend, have no idea what's going on. 1345 00:50:56,836 --> 00:50:58,836 Don't call me again. 1346 00:50:58,838 --> 00:50:59,937 Lawrence, dude. 1347 00:50:59,939 --> 00:51:02,774 Don't leave like that. 1348 00:51:02,776 --> 00:51:04,309 Shit. 1349 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,477 We should probably hit the car wash. 1350 00:51:10,050 --> 00:51:11,850 ♪ All work and no play ♪ 1351 00:51:11,852 --> 00:51:13,584 ♪ Make Hunter go crazy ♪ 1352 00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:15,419 ♪ All play and no work ♪ 1353 00:51:15,421 --> 00:51:17,488 ♪ Make Hunter feel just as depressed ♪ 1354 00:51:17,490 --> 00:51:18,890 ♪ I'm O.J., I'm Simpson ♪ 1355 00:51:18,892 --> 00:51:20,591 ♪ I'm Martha, I'm Plimpton... ♪ 1356 00:51:20,593 --> 00:51:22,894 Finally heard back from the Poppies. 1357 00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:25,396 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. They-they love you. 1358 00:51:25,398 --> 00:51:27,432 Um, they just... 1359 00:51:27,434 --> 00:51:30,001 they just don't have enough room for you this year. 1360 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,769 What? For real? 1361 00:51:31,771 --> 00:51:33,738 Yeah, it's a bummer. I know. 1362 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:37,341 I told them to keep us in mind if anything changes. 1363 00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:38,475 It could come around. 1364 00:51:38,477 --> 00:51:40,745 This business is tough. 1365 00:51:40,747 --> 00:51:44,649 The highs are high, and the lows are low. 1366 00:51:44,651 --> 00:51:46,718 You know? It's like a wave. 1367 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,486 You just got to learn how to ride the wave, you know? 1368 00:51:49,488 --> 00:51:51,588 It's up and down, just like that. 1369 00:51:51,590 --> 00:51:54,024 Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 1370 00:51:54,026 --> 00:51:56,561 Bartending. 1371 00:51:56,563 --> 00:51:58,595 Style Boyz. 1372 00:51:58,597 --> 00:51:59,997 Conner4Real. 1373 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:05,070 That means I might be going down again soon. 1374 00:52:05,072 --> 00:52:06,937 ♪ Hey-ya, hey-ya, ho, hey-ya, hey-ya, ho... ♪ 1375 00:52:06,939 --> 00:52:09,073 Harry, he's 30 minutes over. 1376 00:52:09,075 --> 00:52:11,008 I'm sure he'll be done soon. 1377 00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:12,910 I'm never gonna leave this stage! 1378 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:15,546 I'm gonna die up here! 1379 00:52:15,548 --> 00:52:17,048 All right, that's it. 1380 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,615 Owen, get your gear. 1381 00:52:18,617 --> 00:52:20,417 - Got it. - Frank, cue it up. 1382 00:52:20,419 --> 00:52:21,919 Conner, what are you doing? 1383 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:23,454 I'm going on, Harry! 1384 00:52:23,456 --> 00:52:24,722 You better get a bedpan! 1385 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,624 I'm-a be here all night, bitch! 1386 00:52:26,626 --> 00:52:29,794 Who came here to see Hunter the Hungry, huh? 1387 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,631 And who came here to see. 1388 00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:35,066 Conner4Real? 1389 00:52:40,773 --> 00:52:43,643 What's up, y'all? 1390 00:52:52,852 --> 00:52:54,718 What'd you just say? 1391 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,620 Contact, skip the intro. 1392 00:52:56,622 --> 00:52:57,988 - Go to "Humble." - ♪ Stompin' through the forest ♪ 1393 00:52:57,990 --> 00:52:59,390 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus... ♪ 1394 00:53:00,494 --> 00:53:02,794 ♪ Y'all know I be the most humblest... ♪ 1395 00:53:02,796 --> 00:53:04,829 ♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus, fuck a chorus... ♪ 1396 00:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,898 ♪ On top of the humble list, my... ♪ 1397 00:53:13,106 --> 00:53:15,707 - All right, Harry, we got to talk. - I know. 1398 00:53:15,709 --> 00:53:17,541 - That was a mess out there tonight. - Yeah. 1399 00:53:17,543 --> 00:53:18,776 We have to get rid of Hunter. 1400 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,611 We can't fire Hunter, Conner. 1401 00:53:20,613 --> 00:53:22,914 I mean, he's one of the reasons that the tour sold out. 1402 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:24,015 I want him off the tour. 1403 00:53:24,017 --> 00:53:27,785 Well, look, he's number one on BonkoHub right now. 1404 00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,019 Well, what number are we? 1405 00:53:29,021 --> 00:53:31,455 Numbers don't matter. Come on, you know that. 1406 00:53:31,457 --> 00:53:33,091 - God. - Hey, could we talk about this helmet? 1407 00:53:33,093 --> 00:53:35,959 - It's crazy heavy, and it's really hurting my back. - Owen, 1408 00:53:35,961 --> 00:53:38,028 why are you talking right now? Why are you in this meeting? 1409 00:53:38,030 --> 00:53:39,597 I'm in all of our meetings. 1410 00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:40,899 Dude, just leave, all right? 1411 00:53:40,901 --> 00:53:42,566 Go have a meeting with Lawrence. 1412 00:53:42,568 --> 00:53:43,667 You know, it's not my fault 1413 00:53:43,669 --> 00:53:44,803 that the album's not selling, okay? 1414 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:45,903 Don't take it out on me. 1415 00:53:45,905 --> 00:53:46,972 Great. 1416 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,008 Harry, we have to get rid of Hunter, all right? 1417 00:53:50,010 --> 00:53:51,742 I'm not asking, I'm telling. 1418 00:53:51,744 --> 00:53:53,611 You represent me, not him. 1419 00:53:53,613 --> 00:53:56,747 Okay, look, well, actually... 1420 00:53:56,749 --> 00:53:58,485 technically... 1421 00:54:00,787 --> 00:54:03,454 Full disclosure: I represent both of you. 1422 00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:05,657 What? 1423 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:08,026 Yeah. 1424 00:54:08,028 --> 00:54:09,193 You signed him? 1425 00:54:09,195 --> 00:54:10,528 Conner, come on. 1426 00:54:10,530 --> 00:54:11,629 Are you kidding me, Harry? 1427 00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:12,830 It's just business. 1428 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,198 It's not to me! 1429 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,767 All right, look, decide right now, him or me. 1430 00:54:16,769 --> 00:54:17,869 Come on, don't go there. 1431 00:54:17,871 --> 00:54:19,671 Look, I got a family to feed. 1432 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,071 What? No, you don't! 1433 00:54:21,073 --> 00:54:23,173 - I have a niece. - We all have a niece! 1434 00:54:23,175 --> 00:54:24,209 You know what? 1435 00:54:24,211 --> 00:54:26,678 You're fired. 1436 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,546 Conner, you... you're just... 1437 00:54:28,548 --> 00:54:30,551 you're upset and you're overreacting. 1438 00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,751 Okay, now I got to collate that. 1439 00:54:33,753 --> 00:54:35,586 Great. Have fun collating. 1440 00:54:35,588 --> 00:54:38,523 There's no fun in collating! 1441 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,892 What's up, my confidants? 1442 00:54:40,894 --> 00:54:42,994 Who can you really trust? 1443 00:54:42,996 --> 00:54:44,995 I thought I could trust my manager, 1444 00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,265 but it turned out he was stabbing me in the back 1445 00:54:47,267 --> 00:54:48,765 the whole time. 1446 00:54:48,767 --> 00:54:51,202 I thought I could trust Seal. 1447 00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:53,537 I thought I could trust the Yelp reviews 1448 00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:55,273 of PartyWolves.com. 1449 00:54:55,275 --> 00:54:57,608 Really makes you think, doesn't it? 1450 00:54:57,610 --> 00:55:01,178 Who's out there, scheming behind my back, 1451 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:03,213 trying to take what I built? 1452 00:55:03,215 --> 00:55:06,584 I need to find out who I can really trust. 1453 00:55:18,264 --> 00:55:21,231 All right, y'all, come and get 'em! 1454 00:55:21,233 --> 00:55:24,035 - Conner's fancy flapjacks! Right here! - Whoa! 1455 00:55:24,037 --> 00:55:26,137 Wow! Thanks, Conn. 1456 00:55:26,139 --> 00:55:28,539 Eat up, eat up, eat up, eat up. 1457 00:55:31,845 --> 00:55:33,711 - Mm! - Sponge, 1458 00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:34,945 you liking those pancakes? 1459 00:55:34,947 --> 00:55:37,247 - They're so good. Yeah. - Yeah. 1460 00:55:37,249 --> 00:55:39,117 Eddie? Feeling these? 1461 00:55:40,753 --> 00:55:42,220 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 1462 00:55:42,222 --> 00:55:44,289 Dude, I'm sorry. 1463 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:46,724 I can't. Conn, these are terrible, man. 1464 00:55:46,726 --> 00:55:47,858 I'm really sorry. 1465 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:49,093 Thank you, Owen. 1466 00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:50,628 Truly. 1467 00:55:50,630 --> 00:55:53,131 - Okay. - And the rest of you liked them? 1468 00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:54,198 Yeah. 1469 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,166 Yup. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1470 00:55:56,168 --> 00:55:58,169 Well... that's very disappointing, 1471 00:55:58,171 --> 00:55:59,836 because they are not good. 1472 00:55:59,838 --> 00:56:01,872 - I knew it. - And the reason they're not good 1473 00:56:01,874 --> 00:56:04,108 is because I put dog shit in them. 1474 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,977 - What?! - Aw, dang, dude! 1475 00:56:05,979 --> 00:56:08,111 - That's nasty! - Oh, that's... hilarious. 1476 00:56:08,113 --> 00:56:09,814 The reason that I did that 1477 00:56:09,816 --> 00:56:11,883 is to see who would tell me the truth! 1478 00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:13,751 Oh... Conn, that's mad smart! 1479 00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:15,787 - Yeah, he's always two steps ahead. - No. 1480 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,722 No, stop doing that, you guys. 1481 00:56:17,724 --> 00:56:19,256 This is what I'm talking about. You can't just agree 1482 00:56:19,258 --> 00:56:21,191 - with everything I say. - No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. 1483 00:56:21,193 --> 00:56:23,595 - It's not helpful. - Got to be honest. 1484 00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:25,662 No, you're doing it again, all right? Just stop! 1485 00:56:25,664 --> 00:56:27,599 You fed us dog shit? 1486 00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:29,934 - What is wrong with you?! - Owen, chill out, man. 1487 00:56:29,936 --> 00:56:32,236 You're the only one who passed the test. You're good. 1488 00:56:32,238 --> 00:56:35,173 How the fuck can you think I was one of your lackeys, dude? 1489 00:56:35,175 --> 00:56:36,374 I'm your oldest friend. 1490 00:56:36,376 --> 00:56:38,809 - Hey, we're friends! - We're all friends. 1491 00:56:38,811 --> 00:56:40,678 I should've told you to fuck off years ago, 1492 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,146 but instead I just let you become 1493 00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:44,182 - a bigger and bigger dick. - Look, I'm sorry, 1494 00:56:44,184 --> 00:56:46,617 but I've kept you on the tour, I keep you paid, 1495 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:47,885 I put food on the table! 1496 00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:49,120 With dog shit in it! 1497 00:56:49,122 --> 00:56:51,254 It's the thought that counts, man! 1498 00:56:51,256 --> 00:56:53,091 Oh, my God, that's it. I quit. 1499 00:56:53,093 --> 00:56:54,358 You can't quit. 1500 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,093 What do I even do anymore, Conner? 1501 00:56:56,095 --> 00:56:59,631 I push play on an iPod in a robot costume. 1502 00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:00,965 All right, fine, then. 1503 00:57:00,967 --> 00:57:02,666 Go. 1504 00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:04,170 Fine. 1505 00:57:05,238 --> 00:57:06,340 Fine. 1506 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,075 Fine. 1507 00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:20,417 Maximus? 1508 00:57:20,419 --> 00:57:22,155 I'm home, buddy. 1509 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,722 Sometimes he kicks it in here. 1510 00:57:25,724 --> 00:57:26,823 Max! 1511 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,794 You hear that? 1512 00:57:32,131 --> 00:57:33,731 Max? 1513 00:57:33,733 --> 00:57:35,265 What are you doing? 1514 00:57:35,267 --> 00:57:36,733 What's wrong with you? 1515 00:57:36,735 --> 00:57:38,736 Why are you all white? 1516 00:57:38,738 --> 00:57:40,370 Why is he making that sound? 1517 00:57:40,372 --> 00:57:43,408 Oh! Oh, fuck! 1518 00:57:43,410 --> 00:57:44,941 There's something wrong with Maximus! 1519 00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,345 His scales are all ashy. Come on! 1520 00:57:48,914 --> 00:57:51,682 No! Get out of the way! 1521 00:57:51,684 --> 00:57:54,385 Move! Come on! 1522 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:57,088 Please, please move! My turtle is sick! 1523 00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:59,256 I got to get him to the hospital! 1524 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:00,791 He's gonna die! 1525 00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:04,964 Maximus...! 1526 00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:11,401 As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 1527 00:58:11,403 --> 00:58:15,907 I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. 1528 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,809 Maximus was my best friend, 1529 00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:21,278 who struggled daily with soggy bone syndrome, 1530 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,414 but never complained once. 1531 00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:26,084 Conner4Real fighting with Martin Sheen 1532 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,151 - gets knocked the "F" out. - The guy from The West Wing? 1533 00:58:28,153 --> 00:58:30,320 - Attica! Attica! Attica! - Things going from bad to worse 1534 00:58:30,322 --> 00:58:32,222 for Conner4Real, seen unconscious 1535 00:58:32,224 --> 00:58:34,858 rolling around town on a hoverboard. 1536 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:36,827 Now go, and join your family 1537 00:58:36,829 --> 00:58:39,363 in turtle heaven. 1538 00:58:43,168 --> 00:58:44,901 Fuck yeah! 1539 00:58:44,903 --> 00:58:47,238 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪ 1540 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,039 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪ 1541 00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,408 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty, flirty, sexy... ♪ 1542 00:59:03,256 --> 00:59:05,256 It's time, man. 1543 00:59:05,258 --> 00:59:07,158 You got to know when to go home. 1544 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,193 Bro, you got to know when to let go. 1545 00:59:09,195 --> 00:59:11,762 The key is don't play yourself. That's it. 1546 00:59:11,764 --> 00:59:12,896 Very simple. 1547 00:59:12,898 --> 00:59:14,865 Don't play yourself. 1548 00:59:14,867 --> 00:59:17,434 Congratulations. You played yourself. 1549 00:59:17,436 --> 00:59:20,037 You guys win. 1550 00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:23,039 I get the message. I'll go away. 1551 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:26,045 This is Conner4Real signing off. 1552 00:59:34,086 --> 00:59:36,387 So, I am back in Sac, 1553 00:59:36,389 --> 00:59:38,321 house-sitting for my mom, 1554 00:59:38,323 --> 00:59:39,923 - 'cause she's on tour. - Oh, shit. 1555 00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:42,059 - With Fallout Boy. - You guys filming me? 1556 00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:44,394 - It's been awesome, you know? - Oh. 1557 00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:47,298 Dude, which one of y'all pissed on me? 1558 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,033 Feels really good to reconnect with my hometown. 1559 00:59:50,035 --> 00:59:53,137 I've just been really living a very simple life. 1560 00:59:53,139 --> 00:59:56,407 Kind of... back to basics. 1561 00:59:56,409 --> 00:59:59,209 I've been watching a lot of dressage, 1562 00:59:59,211 --> 01:00:01,945 which is a very elevated, uh, competitive form 1563 01:00:01,947 --> 01:00:03,481 of horse dancing. 1564 01:00:03,483 --> 01:00:06,216 I've been doing a lot of painting 1565 01:00:06,218 --> 01:00:07,551 and a lot of sketching. 1566 01:00:07,553 --> 01:00:10,187 Um, I'm doing a series on show ponies. 1567 01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:13,524 I actually have a lot of trouble with the hooves. 1568 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:15,992 It's hard to get, like, a hoove texture. 1569 01:00:15,994 --> 01:00:19,329 This one is, like, pretty accurate, actually. 1570 01:00:19,331 --> 01:00:22,066 I'll show you guys the horse that I based it on. Anyway... 1571 01:00:22,068 --> 01:00:23,533 It's not my best one. 1572 01:00:23,535 --> 01:00:25,870 Um, like, in retrospect, I probably wouldn't have used 1573 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,972 - that shade of green. - I've even been selling 1574 01:00:27,974 --> 01:00:29,472 some of them online, 1575 01:00:29,474 --> 01:00:33,010 which has been a cool, new experience. 1576 01:00:33,012 --> 01:00:35,278 Ooh! Sold. 1577 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,548 - 11.50. - You know, it's not. 1578 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,251 Conner4Real numbers, you know? 1579 01:00:40,253 --> 01:00:42,320 But in a way it means more. 1580 01:00:42,322 --> 01:00:44,088 That's pretty much it, you know? 1581 01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:45,555 That's my life now. 1582 01:00:52,097 --> 01:00:53,865 Hello. 1583 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:56,399 Hey! What's up, dude? 1584 01:00:56,401 --> 01:00:59,202 You guys, Paula's here! 1585 01:00:59,204 --> 01:01:00,470 What's going on? 1586 01:01:00,472 --> 01:01:02,340 Just wanted to check up on you. 1587 01:01:02,342 --> 01:01:03,874 You want a drink? 1588 01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:06,878 Uh, no. It's 11:00. It's 11:00 in the morning. 1589 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,979 It's 11:30 somewhere. 1590 01:01:08,981 --> 01:01:11,381 Go! Touchdown... 1591 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:14,986 Can we please turn this off? 1592 01:01:14,988 --> 01:01:17,320 Look at those little nerds! 1593 01:01:17,322 --> 01:01:19,890 We were very cool for our school district. 1594 01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:21,225 My birthday is awesome. 1595 01:01:21,227 --> 01:01:23,093 Yeah, man, we used to have fun. 1596 01:01:23,095 --> 01:01:24,394 What the fuck happened? 1597 01:01:24,396 --> 01:01:26,162 Okay. 1598 01:01:26,164 --> 01:01:28,932 Oh, shit. 1599 01:01:28,934 --> 01:01:31,334 I think this is the day that my mom gave me Maximus. 1600 01:01:31,336 --> 01:01:32,669 Oh. 1601 01:01:32,671 --> 01:01:36,140 This one is from... Owen and Lawrence! 1602 01:01:36,142 --> 01:01:38,341 A turtle! A turtle! 1603 01:01:38,343 --> 01:01:41,945 - Oh, my goodness! - Look, Mom! They got me a turtle! 1604 01:01:41,947 --> 01:01:44,148 What do you say, sweetie? 1605 01:01:44,150 --> 01:01:45,515 Thank you! 1606 01:01:45,517 --> 01:01:48,019 You're welcome. 1607 01:01:48,021 --> 01:01:49,653 Honey, what are you gonna name it? 1608 01:01:49,655 --> 01:01:51,055 I'm gonna name it Maximus. 1609 01:01:51,057 --> 01:01:52,490 Get up. We're going out. 1610 01:01:52,492 --> 01:01:55,325 What? Oh, no, I'm not going out. 1611 01:01:55,327 --> 01:01:57,662 I cannot deal with the public right now. 1612 01:01:57,664 --> 01:01:59,095 Conner, it's not a question. 1613 01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:02,700 All right, fine. 1614 01:02:02,702 --> 01:02:05,236 But if we're going out... 1615 01:02:05,238 --> 01:02:07,070 I got to put on my makeup. 1616 01:02:07,072 --> 01:02:08,138 Please don't put that on. 1617 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,510 This is cool. 1618 01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:15,445 Feels good to be out. 1619 01:02:15,447 --> 01:02:17,314 - You were right. Yeah. - Good. 1620 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,082 I'm glad I did this though. 1621 01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,519 You know, it makes me feel more comfortable, more at ease. 1622 01:02:21,521 --> 01:02:23,120 I feel at ease. 1623 01:02:23,122 --> 01:02:25,222 - Yeah, you look really comfortable. - Yeah. 1624 01:02:25,224 --> 01:02:27,658 You look like Matthew Modine had a peanut allergy. 1625 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:29,260 All right. 1626 01:02:29,262 --> 01:02:30,660 You look like Nazi propaganda. 1627 01:02:30,662 --> 01:02:31,662 Okay, that's foul. 1628 01:02:49,381 --> 01:02:51,318 Wait a minute. 1629 01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:07,700 That piano part is incredible! 1630 01:03:11,003 --> 01:03:14,171 ♪ Earth, wind and birds ♪ 1631 01:03:14,173 --> 01:03:16,707 ♪ They sit around my park ♪ 1632 01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,575 ♪ Up with ♪ 1633 01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:21,778 ♪ Darkness so cold. ♪ 1634 01:03:25,751 --> 01:03:30,387 Was my last album bad? 1635 01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:33,124 I feel like I probably could've handled myself a little better 1636 01:03:33,126 --> 01:03:35,258 over the past few months. 1637 01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:38,329 It feels so nice to be able to say all this shit, 1638 01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:41,499 'cause the music is so loud no one can hear me! 1639 01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:44,434 That equal rights song was offensive! 1640 01:03:44,436 --> 01:03:46,504 I feel free! 1641 01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:51,441 Thanks for coming out, you guys. 1642 01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:54,111 - Means a lot. - Great show, Kid Contact! 1643 01:03:54,113 --> 01:03:55,312 Conner? 1644 01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:56,613 Aw, man! How'd you recognize me? 1645 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,749 What's up, man? What are you doing here? 1646 01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,517 Had to put on the disguise, right? 1647 01:04:00,519 --> 01:04:01,486 Yeah, no, I see that. 1648 01:04:01,488 --> 01:04:03,320 Come check out my homie do his thing, man. 1649 01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:04,588 Great show! 1650 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:06,524 - Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 1651 01:04:06,526 --> 01:04:07,761 Oh. Paula brought you? 1652 01:04:09,361 --> 01:04:11,227 She did. 1653 01:04:11,229 --> 01:04:12,796 And I'm really glad she did. 1654 01:04:12,798 --> 01:04:15,198 It was such a great show. You sounded incredible, dude. 1655 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,834 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 1656 01:04:17,836 --> 01:04:19,769 I mean, my singing's terrible, but, you know. 1657 01:04:19,771 --> 01:04:23,207 What? No! No...! 1658 01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:25,508 But, I mean, all right, look, may be time 1659 01:04:25,510 --> 01:04:27,378 for some vocal lessons, you know? No shame in that. 1660 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:29,446 Yeah, or you know who would sound better on it. 1661 01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:31,215 Clay Aiken. 1662 01:04:31,217 --> 01:04:32,582 No. You. 1663 01:04:32,584 --> 01:04:34,318 No. No, man. 1664 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,555 This is your thing, and I'm hella proud of you, man. 1665 01:04:37,557 --> 01:04:40,423 And... 1666 01:04:40,425 --> 01:04:42,225 fuck, man, I just... 1667 01:04:42,227 --> 01:04:44,260 - I want to just say I'm sorry. - Conner, just, I... 1668 01:04:44,262 --> 01:04:46,129 like, I love that you're doing this right now, 1669 01:04:46,131 --> 01:04:47,798 but it's really hard to take you seriously, 1670 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,568 because you just look like Jason Segel right now. 1671 01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:51,836 - Oh, Paula said that. - Well, we have great minds. 1672 01:04:51,838 --> 01:04:53,870 - Yeah, that's funny. - Yeah, it must, like... 1673 01:04:53,872 --> 01:04:55,840 - How is it, like...? - Oh, yeah, it's, like, 1674 01:04:55,842 --> 01:04:57,207 - the spitting image of, like... - Is that good? Like... 1675 01:04:57,209 --> 01:04:59,209 Yeah, it looks identical to that dude. 1676 01:04:59,211 --> 01:05:00,544 Sarah Marshall. 1677 01:05:00,546 --> 01:05:02,178 I need to forget about her. 1678 01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:03,613 - Yeah, he needs to forget her. - Yeah. Yeah. 1679 01:05:03,615 --> 01:05:05,115 - Love that movie. - Yeah. 1680 01:05:05,117 --> 01:05:06,617 Thanks, man. 1681 01:05:06,619 --> 01:05:08,718 It means a lot that you came out. 1682 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,222 I'm glad I came, too. For real. 1683 01:05:11,224 --> 01:05:12,793 That's good, man. 1684 01:05:22,468 --> 01:05:23,770 Nice. 1685 01:05:26,238 --> 01:05:28,175 What the fuck? 1686 01:05:30,376 --> 01:05:32,646 One of you guys put this here? 1687 01:05:42,387 --> 01:05:43,887 Hey, Lawrence. 1688 01:05:43,889 --> 01:05:45,923 Conner. 1689 01:05:45,925 --> 01:05:47,457 Owen. 1690 01:05:47,459 --> 01:05:49,760 Lawrence. 1691 01:05:49,762 --> 01:05:51,861 Conner. 1692 01:05:51,863 --> 01:05:53,564 Just... 1693 01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:55,932 That's for you, man. 1694 01:05:55,934 --> 01:05:57,501 To borrow, you know? 1695 01:05:57,503 --> 01:05:59,202 Figured... 1696 01:05:59,204 --> 01:06:01,372 you could take a bunch of pics of you holding it and stuff, 1697 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,673 you could post them or whatever. 1698 01:06:02,675 --> 01:06:04,510 All right? So... 1699 01:06:05,778 --> 01:06:07,680 now we're cool. 1700 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:13,883 Lawrence! 1701 01:06:13,885 --> 01:06:15,385 What the fuck, man? 1702 01:06:15,387 --> 01:06:17,187 Now I got to go find that! 1703 01:06:17,189 --> 01:06:19,323 What do you want me to say? 1704 01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:20,925 That you helped with the catchphrase verse? 1705 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:22,760 Is that what this is still about? 1706 01:06:22,762 --> 01:06:25,829 Fine. You helped with the catchphrase verse. All right? 1707 01:06:25,831 --> 01:06:27,765 You happy? 1708 01:06:27,767 --> 01:06:31,734 All right, and you wrote most of it. 1709 01:06:31,736 --> 01:06:33,673 But using my catchphrases. 1710 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:37,177 That you also cowrote. 1711 01:06:38,376 --> 01:06:39,510 All right, wrote. 1712 01:06:39,512 --> 01:06:40,878 But we were both in the room, 1713 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,981 and I dictated all the best stuff. 1714 01:06:43,983 --> 01:06:45,883 All right, none of the best stuff, dude, 1715 01:06:45,885 --> 01:06:47,751 but I had tons of great ideas 1716 01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,833 that I still don't even know why you didn't use them. 1717 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,789 Because they sucked! 1718 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,691 Okay, fine. That's my bad. 1719 01:06:54,693 --> 01:06:56,626 But I was there the whole time, man. 1720 01:06:56,628 --> 01:06:59,495 I was a little late. I was a little late that day. 1721 01:06:59,497 --> 01:07:01,966 There was traffic, and I was a little tardy 1722 01:07:01,968 --> 01:07:03,499 on that particular day. 1723 01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:04,968 There was no traffic. I lied about that. 1724 01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:08,638 I lied about it because I overslept on accident. 1725 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,874 It was on purpose. It was a power move. 1726 01:07:10,876 --> 01:07:13,544 I was trying to send a message, and that was 1727 01:07:13,546 --> 01:07:15,512 a dick move on my part, all right? 1728 01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:18,249 However, once I got there... late... 1729 01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,983 I put in time, okay? 1730 01:07:19,985 --> 01:07:22,519 I left a little early, I remember that. 1731 01:07:22,521 --> 01:07:24,655 I was never there. Now I remember. 1732 01:07:24,657 --> 01:07:27,390 I remember now what happened! 1733 01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:29,727 I bailed, and you wrote the whole verse. 1734 01:07:29,729 --> 01:07:31,762 You wrote it, and I never gave you credit. 1735 01:07:31,764 --> 01:07:33,263 'Cause guess why. 1736 01:07:33,265 --> 01:07:34,597 No one cares who writes shit. 1737 01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:36,367 They just care who performs it. 1738 01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:39,470 In fact, I think the only person in the whole universe 1739 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:43,740 who cares about the credit for who wrote it is you! 1740 01:07:50,548 --> 01:07:52,916 Fuck. 1741 01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:58,691 I'm sorry. 1742 01:08:13,072 --> 01:08:15,338 Boom. 1743 01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:17,443 Parent Trap. 1744 01:08:23,515 --> 01:08:25,748 What'd you say you grew here again? 1745 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:26,850 You'll see. 1746 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:28,851 Oh, shit! 1747 01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:31,454 Lawrence, how much weed do you have? 1748 01:08:31,456 --> 01:08:33,856 Hey, everyone, I'm gonna take the rest of the day off 1749 01:08:33,858 --> 01:08:35,359 to hang out with my friends. 1750 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:36,793 Keep up the good work, and... 1751 01:08:36,795 --> 01:08:39,529 - let's have a great harvest. - Okay! 1752 01:08:39,531 --> 01:08:42,699 - You guys still smoke? - Yeah. 1753 01:08:45,470 --> 01:08:46,539 - Cheers, dude. - Cheers. 1754 01:08:48,573 --> 01:08:50,341 Witch's Titty, Aqua Butt, 1755 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:52,709 Beethoven's Nightmare, Postpartum Depression, 1756 01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:54,578 Frog Jizz, Purple Durban... 1757 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,680 - It's really up there, man. - Good shot there, Lawrence. 1758 01:08:56,682 --> 01:08:58,849 All right, one, two, three. 1759 01:08:58,851 --> 01:09:00,551 - Oh. - Got it? - Get it. 1760 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,520 - Ah! Ha-ha! - Yeah! Yeah! 1761 01:09:03,522 --> 01:09:06,056 Yeah. 1762 01:09:06,058 --> 01:09:07,958 No way this works. 1763 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,694 - Get it. - No. No! 1764 01:09:10,696 --> 01:09:12,895 - Yeah. - You smoked the Poppy, dude! 1765 01:09:17,670 --> 01:09:19,669 What was that beat that we were messing with once 1766 01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:20,870 that was, like... 1767 01:09:20,872 --> 01:09:22,705 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1768 01:09:22,707 --> 01:09:24,775 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1769 01:09:24,777 --> 01:09:25,775 ♪ Bwah, bwah. ♪ 1770 01:09:25,777 --> 01:09:27,010 - Yeah! - What was that? 1771 01:09:27,012 --> 01:09:28,811 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1772 01:09:28,813 --> 01:09:31,715 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah. ♪ 1773 01:09:31,717 --> 01:09:33,650 We should mess with that. 1774 01:09:34,887 --> 01:09:36,753 Oh! 1775 01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,021 - That was it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd it go though? 1776 01:09:38,023 --> 01:09:39,056 What were the words though? What were the words? 1777 01:09:39,058 --> 01:09:42,659 - It was, uh... - ♪ Dah, dah, dah, buh, buh ♪ 1778 01:09:42,661 --> 01:09:44,026 ♪ You are my number one pick... ♪ 1779 01:09:44,028 --> 01:09:45,729 - That was it! - Yeah! Yeah! 1780 01:09:45,731 --> 01:09:48,399 ♪ But every time I call you ♪ 1781 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,633 ♪ You say that you're sick... ♪ 1782 01:09:50,635 --> 01:09:53,069 - She was always sick. - Lawrence hooked up with her! 1783 01:09:53,071 --> 01:09:54,137 - Aw, come on. - That's right! You hooked up with her! 1784 01:09:54,139 --> 01:09:55,773 Don't do me like that. 1785 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:57,507 Come on, yo. 1786 01:09:57,509 --> 01:10:00,043 ♪ Glenda, are you dying ♪ 1787 01:10:00,045 --> 01:10:02,678 ♪ Or just avoiding me? ♪ 1788 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:03,814 That was it. 1789 01:10:03,816 --> 01:10:05,149 ♪ Either way's a bummer ♪ 1790 01:10:05,151 --> 01:10:07,885 ♪ But I hope you're dying... ♪ 1791 01:10:07,887 --> 01:10:09,886 - That was messed up. He wrote that. - Yeah. 1792 01:10:09,888 --> 01:10:10,887 Pretty fun in there, man. 1793 01:10:10,889 --> 01:10:11,922 I forgot how fun it is. 1794 01:10:11,924 --> 01:10:13,457 Kind of makes me think 1795 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,057 that I fucking hate farming. 1796 01:10:15,059 --> 01:10:16,325 I look at Conner, and I see that 1797 01:10:16,327 --> 01:10:18,995 seven-year-old scrub that I grew up with, and... 1798 01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,931 it's like, how could you be mad at a seven-year-old? 1799 01:10:21,933 --> 01:10:25,135 It's crazy I spent so much time thinking about killing him. 1800 01:10:26,772 --> 01:10:29,138 You guys see that? 1801 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,175 You missed me! 1802 01:10:31,177 --> 01:10:33,476 Oh, fuck! 1803 01:10:33,478 --> 01:10:36,145 Conner's full of surprises these days, man. 1804 01:10:36,147 --> 01:10:37,948 I mean, on our way from the airport, 1805 01:10:37,950 --> 01:10:39,949 I actually noticed something crazy. 1806 01:10:39,951 --> 01:10:42,118 I looked down, and in his bag he had this book 1807 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,620 called How to Be a Better Friend. 1808 01:10:44,622 --> 01:10:46,590 It was all dog-eared and scribbled on. 1809 01:10:46,592 --> 01:10:48,025 It feels like he's really trying. 1810 01:10:48,027 --> 01:10:49,993 And plus, it shows he knows how to read, 1811 01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,561 which is really heartening. 1812 01:10:51,563 --> 01:10:53,497 I can't believe we remembered that, man. 1813 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,231 Paula's calling you. 1814 01:10:55,233 --> 01:10:57,167 Yo, there was a whole second verse 1815 01:10:57,169 --> 01:10:58,802 - in that, too, remember that? - Yeah, what was it, dude? 1816 01:10:58,804 --> 01:11:00,102 - I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna grab it. - Okay. 1817 01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:01,904 - You remember that? - Yeah. 1818 01:11:01,906 --> 01:11:03,172 Yo. 1819 01:11:03,174 --> 01:11:04,807 Where the hell have you been? 1820 01:11:04,809 --> 01:11:06,642 Um, hanging with the guys. 1821 01:11:06,644 --> 01:11:08,846 It's actually been super fun, man. 1822 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:11,748 Conner, you just got offered the Poppy Awards. 1823 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:13,883 Wait, what? 1824 01:11:13,885 --> 01:11:15,185 The Poppy Awards! 1825 01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,620 Taylor Swift was arrested for murder. 1826 01:11:17,622 --> 01:11:19,021 They want you to close the show. 1827 01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:20,157 It is a huge spot. 1828 01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,159 Six minutes to do whatever you want. 1829 01:11:22,161 --> 01:11:23,860 But they need an answer now. 1830 01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:26,195 Oh, shit. Um... 1831 01:11:26,197 --> 01:11:28,767 This is what we've been waiting for, Conner! 1832 01:11:30,268 --> 01:11:31,901 ♪ She never wore socks... ♪ 1833 01:11:31,903 --> 01:11:33,604 But that was the third verse though. 1834 01:11:33,606 --> 01:11:35,004 - I'm talking about the second verse. - Okay. 1835 01:11:35,006 --> 01:11:36,672 - Yeah. Yeah. - Like, what was the second verse? 1836 01:11:36,674 --> 01:11:38,675 ♪ Her daddy hates me ♪ 1837 01:11:38,677 --> 01:11:40,110 ♪ 'Cause my car ♪ 1838 01:11:40,112 --> 01:11:42,145 - ♪ Is slick. ♪ - Yes! - Okay. 1839 01:11:42,147 --> 01:11:43,814 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's record it. - Oh, hell yeah. 1840 01:11:43,816 --> 01:11:46,749 - Let me get on the boards. - What did Paula want, man? 1841 01:11:46,751 --> 01:11:48,752 Oh, nothing. They wanted me to do the Pop Awards, 1842 01:11:48,754 --> 01:11:50,020 but I passed on it. 1843 01:11:50,022 --> 01:11:52,021 - Yo, what? - Dude, I don't want 1844 01:11:52,023 --> 01:11:54,291 to do that shit. I'm hanging with you guys. 1845 01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:56,092 Who fucking cares, dude? That's the Poppies. 1846 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,060 All right, but I thought this was, like, 1847 01:11:58,062 --> 01:12:00,696 the whole reason you guys were mad at me, 1848 01:12:00,698 --> 01:12:02,932 for going and doing all this solo shit. 1849 01:12:02,934 --> 01:12:05,769 Dude, you don't have to choose between us and your solo shit. 1850 01:12:05,771 --> 01:12:07,538 It's like with Wu-Tang Clan. It's like, 1851 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,907 you're Method Man, and he made a solo record, 1852 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:11,842 but he's still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1853 01:12:11,844 --> 01:12:13,976 He never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1854 01:12:13,978 --> 01:12:16,279 - Right. - Or, like, the GZA. 1855 01:12:16,281 --> 01:12:19,216 He was in the Wu-Tang Clan, and then he made a solo record. 1856 01:12:19,218 --> 01:12:21,284 He never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1857 01:12:21,286 --> 01:12:23,086 Yeah. Or you're the RZA, 1858 01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,122 and you could do your solo shit, 1859 01:12:25,124 --> 01:12:27,557 but you're still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1860 01:12:27,559 --> 01:12:29,059 So basically... 1861 01:12:29,061 --> 01:12:30,726 we're the Wu-Tang Clan. 1862 01:12:30,728 --> 01:12:32,729 Exactly. But better. 1863 01:12:32,731 --> 01:12:34,998 Yeah. Well... 1864 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,133 As soon as I said it, I was kind of like, uh, maybe not. 1865 01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:39,136 It's like we're three Tom Pettys 1866 01:12:39,138 --> 01:12:41,571 and we're the Heartbreakers, you know? 1867 01:12:41,573 --> 01:12:42,672 You're a Tom Petty, 1868 01:12:42,674 --> 01:12:44,341 you're Tom Petty, and I'm Tom Petty, 1869 01:12:44,343 --> 01:12:45,876 but together... 1870 01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:47,343 - We're Tom Petty. - We're the Heartbreakers. 1871 01:12:47,345 --> 01:12:49,011 - Oh, right, no. - We're the Heartbreakers. 1872 01:12:49,013 --> 01:12:50,079 - Yeah, I lost it, too. - Yeah. 1873 01:12:50,081 --> 01:12:51,347 We know you got to fly. 1874 01:12:51,349 --> 01:12:52,882 You're like a beautiful bird... you got to be 1875 01:12:52,884 --> 01:12:54,318 out there, you got to see it all, 1876 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,953 but we can be right there with you, 1877 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,186 as your little bird legs. 1878 01:12:57,188 --> 01:13:00,623 So you think I should... do the Pop Awards? 1879 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,992 - Fuck yes! - Yeah. 1880 01:13:01,994 --> 01:13:04,160 All right, well, I'm not going alone. 1881 01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:06,730 Who are you gonna do it with? 1882 01:13:06,732 --> 01:13:07,864 - With you guys! - Oh. 1883 01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:09,699 - Do you want to come with me? - Oh, shit. - Yeah, yeah. 1884 01:13:09,701 --> 01:13:10,900 - That's tight. - I was wondering who you were gonna... 1885 01:13:10,902 --> 01:13:13,136 - All right. - We're so high! - That's tight. 1886 01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:17,740 And the stars are arriving 1887 01:13:17,742 --> 01:13:20,711 for this year's Pop Music Awards, the Poppies. 1888 01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:25,181 Good. Let's go. You guys are all set. 1889 01:13:25,183 --> 01:13:27,650 They know you're doing one Style Boyz song, 1890 01:13:27,652 --> 01:13:30,052 and then we're gonna go into Conner's, uh, new single. 1891 01:13:30,054 --> 01:13:31,387 Great. 1892 01:13:31,389 --> 01:13:32,689 Oh, shit! 1893 01:13:32,691 --> 01:13:34,391 Conner, what up though, dawg? 1894 01:13:34,393 --> 01:13:36,627 - Oh. Yeah, what up, Hunter? - Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1895 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,395 Say hey to my doc real quick, baby. 1896 01:13:38,397 --> 01:13:40,663 - Hi. - Yeah! 1897 01:13:40,665 --> 01:13:42,332 Hey, you got a doc, I got a doc. 1898 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,200 You know what I'm saying? But now... 1899 01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:47,870 like, I'm rolling with all these dudes and with Aquaspin. 1900 01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:49,972 Like, I kind of Single White Female'd your ass. 1901 01:13:49,974 --> 01:13:52,175 - Yeah, man, that's crazy. - Anyway, though, my man. 1902 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:54,810 Good to see you, man. You looking spiffy, you know? 1903 01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:56,379 Yo, yo, this Hunter, dawg. I'm 'bout to get crazy 1904 01:13:56,381 --> 01:13:58,181 - on this stage, baby. - Oh, no, sorry, not your camera. 1905 01:13:58,183 --> 01:13:59,650 - Huh? - We're with Conner. 1906 01:13:59,652 --> 01:14:01,784 Oh, shit. My bad. Yo, this Hunter 1907 01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:03,720 about to head into the Poppies, you know what I'm saying? 1908 01:14:03,722 --> 01:14:05,021 No, sorry. We're with Snoop. 1909 01:14:05,023 --> 01:14:07,123 Surprise, mothafucka! 1910 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:08,659 You're watching my brand-new show: 1911 01:14:08,661 --> 01:14:10,127 Surprise Mothafucka 1912 01:14:10,129 --> 01:14:11,427 with Snoop Dogg. 1913 01:14:11,429 --> 01:14:13,363 And, mothafucka, you've been surprised. 1914 01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:14,297 Excuse me. 1915 01:14:14,299 --> 01:14:16,298 - Excuse me, baby. - Hey, hey, okay, hey. 1916 01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:17,833 Can somebody move out the... 1917 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,373 Hey, Mariah Carey. 1918 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,243 Your hair smells and looks great. 1919 01:14:26,245 --> 01:14:29,812 Did you know Aquaspin has hair dryers and flatirons? 1920 01:14:29,814 --> 01:14:31,114 No, I didn't. 1921 01:14:31,116 --> 01:14:34,184 Aquaspin appliances are completely affordable 1922 01:14:34,186 --> 01:14:35,052 for college students. 1923 01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:36,352 Honey, you're not doing ads now. 1924 01:14:36,354 --> 01:14:38,454 - Really? What? - Read the damn prompter. 1925 01:14:38,456 --> 01:14:40,390 Yo, you're messing with my money right now. 1926 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:42,292 - What the [bleep] did you just say to me? - What? 1927 01:14:42,294 --> 01:14:44,226 Yo, [bleep] all y'all, all right? 1928 01:14:44,228 --> 01:14:45,761 And [bleep] everybody else. 1929 01:14:45,763 --> 01:14:47,364 And [bleep] Mariah Carey for leaving me up here. 1930 01:14:47,366 --> 01:14:49,099 - Yeah, I said her. - Okay, say it again. 1931 01:14:49,101 --> 01:14:50,801 No, oh, you still here? I thought you had left. 1932 01:14:50,803 --> 01:14:52,135 Style Boyz? 1933 01:14:52,137 --> 01:14:53,736 It's time. 1934 01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:55,372 Yo, what the fuck was that, Harry? 1935 01:14:55,374 --> 01:14:57,841 Why you got me up there saying that bullshit, man? 1936 01:14:57,843 --> 01:14:59,476 I told you not to say it. You're the one 1937 01:14:59,478 --> 01:15:00,810 who wanted to cash the check. 1938 01:15:00,812 --> 01:15:03,012 Yo, you set me up, dude! 1939 01:15:03,014 --> 01:15:05,882 You ain't nothing but, like, a fake, sellout, money-hungry 1940 01:15:05,884 --> 01:15:07,984 pop, bullshit-ass manager! 1941 01:15:07,986 --> 01:15:10,153 You ain't nothing but a Tony! Toni! Toné! reject, bitch! 1942 01:15:10,155 --> 01:15:11,788 What the fuck you say to me?! 1943 01:15:11,790 --> 01:15:13,489 Say that shit again, young blood! 1944 01:15:13,491 --> 01:15:16,025 I will eat your head! 1945 01:15:16,027 --> 01:15:18,160 I will eat your fucking head! 1946 01:15:18,162 --> 01:15:19,962 You better learn some respect! 1947 01:15:19,964 --> 01:15:22,364 Yo, all right. Hey, man. 1948 01:15:22,366 --> 01:15:25,168 I'm sorry, yo. Chill. 1949 01:15:25,170 --> 01:15:26,936 Old-ass motherfucker. 1950 01:15:26,938 --> 01:15:29,105 - Oh! - Shit. 1951 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:30,440 Why you hit me like that, dawg? 1952 01:15:30,442 --> 01:15:32,141 Get yourself a new manager! 1953 01:15:32,143 --> 01:15:33,345 Yo, are you serious? 1954 01:15:34,812 --> 01:15:36,413 What the hell, man? 1955 01:15:36,415 --> 01:15:38,280 Oh, my God. 1956 01:15:38,282 --> 01:15:39,949 That was great, Harry! 1957 01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:41,784 - It was insane, wasn't it? - Yeah. - Yeah. 1958 01:15:41,786 --> 01:15:43,953 I was like, "Hey, get some respect." 1959 01:15:43,955 --> 01:15:45,221 You know. 1960 01:15:45,223 --> 01:15:47,224 Wow. 1961 01:15:47,226 --> 01:15:50,360 Hey, look, Harry, I just want to say I'm sorry... 1962 01:15:50,362 --> 01:15:52,529 No, don't. Don't worry about it. 1963 01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:54,898 Just... get out there and have a good time. 1964 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,099 Good luck, guys. 1965 01:15:56,101 --> 01:15:57,266 Thanks, Harry. 1966 01:15:57,268 --> 01:15:58,868 Yeah. 1967 01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:00,403 Hammerleg to stage left. 1968 01:16:00,405 --> 01:16:02,305 - Hammerleg to stage left. - ♪ ...ghost last night... ♪ 1969 01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:04,841 Okay, this is it. 1970 01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:05,876 - You nervous? - For sure. 1971 01:16:05,878 --> 01:16:07,144 Little bit. 1972 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:09,445 Don't be. We got this. 1973 01:16:09,447 --> 01:16:11,815 - All right. See you out there. - See you out there. 1974 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,350 Conner4Real, 45 seconds. 1975 01:16:13,352 --> 01:16:15,318 - Please take your seats. - Oh, God, Conner. 1976 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,154 There you are. Look, the show's going way over, 1977 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,488 so you only have three minutes now. 1978 01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:20,157 - What? - Yeah, you can only do one song, 1979 01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:22,458 so I need to know, are you gonna do Conner4Real 1980 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,429 - or Style Boyz? - Uh... 1981 01:16:26,564 --> 01:16:28,097 Yeah, no, I asked him. 1982 01:16:28,099 --> 01:16:30,400 He's just kind of, like, looking off into space 1983 01:16:30,402 --> 01:16:33,235 and, like, really making a meal out of this. 1984 01:16:33,237 --> 01:16:35,305 And now I'm just standing here waiting. 1985 01:16:35,307 --> 01:16:37,073 He's looking off to, like, contemplate 1986 01:16:37,075 --> 01:16:38,809 whether he should, I think, 1987 01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:40,276 pick the Style Boyz, 'cause he's, like, 1988 01:16:40,278 --> 01:16:42,011 looking in their direction. 1989 01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:45,015 So he might be leaning toward that kind of choi... 1990 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,583 No, he's looking back. 1991 01:16:46,585 --> 01:16:49,252 So I-I'm lost. I'm not sure which one he's gonna go for. 1992 01:16:49,254 --> 01:16:52,489 All right. I know what I'm gonna do. 1993 01:16:52,491 --> 01:16:55,257 Our final performer tonight is a living legend 1994 01:16:55,259 --> 01:16:57,159 and still a superstar. 1995 01:16:57,161 --> 01:16:58,994 Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only. 1996 01:16:58,996 --> 01:17:00,596 Conner4Real! 1997 01:17:06,170 --> 01:17:09,972 ♪ Finest girl I ever met in my whole life ♪ 1998 01:17:09,974 --> 01:17:13,577 ♪ Wanna take her home, make her my wife ♪ 1999 01:17:13,579 --> 01:17:17,180 ♪ Knew she was a freak when she started talking ♪ 2000 01:17:17,182 --> 01:17:19,583 ♪ She said ♪ 2001 01:17:19,585 --> 01:17:21,918 ♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪ 2002 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,055 ♪ For life... ♪ 2003 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,056 - Should we tell 'em? - Yeah. - Tell 'em, man. 2004 01:17:27,058 --> 01:17:28,925 We made a new song at the farm. 2005 01:17:28,927 --> 01:17:31,060 Yeah, we found Lawrence's journals, 2006 01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:32,395 and they were just amazing. 2007 01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:33,864 Amazing. 2008 01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,297 Just full of incredible thoughts. 2009 01:17:35,299 --> 01:17:38,133 Just, like, ideas and poems and stuff, nothing special. 2010 01:17:38,135 --> 01:17:40,936 Yo, and then Conner had the idea to take a piano line 2011 01:17:40,938 --> 01:17:43,373 - from my solo shit... - Conner put it all together. 2012 01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:45,542 And the Poppies paired us with the craziest special guest 2013 01:17:45,544 --> 01:17:47,177 to perform with. 2014 01:17:47,179 --> 01:17:49,578 ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ 2015 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:52,282 ♪ Incredible mind ♪ 2016 01:17:52,284 --> 01:17:55,084 ♪ I'm so overwhelmed ♪ 2017 01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,220 ♪ How did my brain conceive them? ♪ 2018 01:17:57,222 --> 01:17:59,256 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2019 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,992 - ♪ A snow-white dove in the pitch-black night ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 2020 01:18:01,994 --> 01:18:04,327 - ♪ A raindrop falls from tremendous heights ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 2021 01:18:04,329 --> 01:18:07,196 ♪ A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland ♪ 2022 01:18:07,198 --> 01:18:09,966 ♪ A child bites an apple but the core is rotten ♪ 2023 01:18:09,968 --> 01:18:12,334 ♪ TV is free, but what is the cost? ♪ 2024 01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:14,537 ♪ We have GPS, and yet we're still lost ♪ 2025 01:18:14,539 --> 01:18:16,239 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ A carrot in the desert ♪ 2026 01:18:16,241 --> 01:18:17,606 ♪ A camel in the garden ♪ 2027 01:18:17,608 --> 01:18:20,577 ♪ A man with giant ears begging your pardon ♪ 2028 01:18:20,579 --> 01:18:23,245 ♪ What if a garbageman was actually smart? ♪ 2029 01:18:23,247 --> 01:18:25,248 ♪ A common misconception that we're tearing apart ♪ 2030 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:27,984 ♪ And to a dog, dog food is just food ♪ 2031 01:18:27,986 --> 01:18:30,319 ♪ And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe ♪ 2032 01:18:30,321 --> 01:18:34,090 ♪ A Milk Dud sitting in the acid rain ♪ 2033 01:18:34,092 --> 01:18:36,525 ♪ A house cat addicted to the cocaine ♪ 2034 01:18:36,527 --> 01:18:38,694 ♪ No teeth, unlimited floss ♪ 2035 01:18:38,696 --> 01:18:41,463 ♪ These are just a few of our incredible thoughts ♪ 2036 01:18:41,465 --> 01:18:44,100 - ♪ Incredible thoughts... ♪ - Oh, man, watching 2037 01:18:44,102 --> 01:18:46,368 the Style Boyz together on stage again was like... 2038 01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:48,939 I lived to see that. 2039 01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:51,373 After that, you know, take me away, I'm done. 2040 01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:53,142 Kid Contact, Kid Brain 2041 01:18:53,144 --> 01:18:54,543 and Kid Conner all back together... 2042 01:18:54,545 --> 01:18:56,413 the motherfucking Style Boyz. 2043 01:18:56,415 --> 01:18:58,515 This is just some revolutionary shit, man. 2044 01:18:58,517 --> 01:19:00,350 My heart is pounding right now. 2045 01:19:00,352 --> 01:19:02,485 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2046 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:05,321 ♪ A ballerina waits for the bus ♪ 2047 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,358 ♪ A "Number One Dad" trophy covered in rust ♪ 2048 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,459 ♪ A nun dunks a basketball, living the impossible ♪ 2049 01:19:10,461 --> 01:19:13,395 ♪ A man breaks his leg inside a hospital ♪ 2050 01:19:13,397 --> 01:19:16,231 ♪ We just thought of that, and it could change the world ♪ 2051 01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:18,234 ♪ We're like a smart oyster full of pearls ♪ 2052 01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:20,470 ♪ Such as an ultrasound of a new baby ♪ 2053 01:19:20,472 --> 01:19:22,471 ♪ With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah ♪ 2054 01:19:22,473 --> 01:19:24,106 ♪ That's my kind of Christmas card ♪ 2055 01:19:24,108 --> 01:19:26,743 ♪ What if a butterfly was made out of butter? ♪ 2056 01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:29,011 ♪ These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother ♪ 2057 01:19:29,013 --> 01:19:31,314 ♪ The world's cutest kitten just hugging a dog ♪ 2058 01:19:31,316 --> 01:19:34,150 ♪ Just one of many of our incredible thoughts ♪ 2059 01:19:34,152 --> 01:19:37,020 ♪ What if one thought could cure the people? ♪ 2060 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:39,455 ♪ What if one song could end all evil? ♪ 2061 01:19:39,457 --> 01:19:41,591 ♪ Imagine if a fish could play guitar ♪ 2062 01:19:41,593 --> 01:19:43,325 ♪ And also sing ♪ 2063 01:19:43,327 --> 01:19:44,994 ♪ It would sound bizarre, like ♪ 2064 01:19:44,996 --> 01:19:47,129 ♪ My name is Mr. Fish ♪ 2065 01:19:47,131 --> 01:19:48,631 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ These guys' thoughts ♪ 2066 01:19:48,633 --> 01:19:51,001 ♪ Have granted my wish, oh, yeah... ♪ 2067 01:19:51,003 --> 01:19:52,769 All I want to know, who was in that fish costume? 2068 01:19:52,771 --> 01:19:54,003 That was amazing. 2069 01:19:54,005 --> 01:19:55,571 The fish was me! 2070 01:19:55,573 --> 01:19:57,039 Tyrus! 2071 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,475 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - Shh. 2072 01:19:58,477 --> 01:20:00,342 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2073 01:20:00,344 --> 01:20:01,677 ♪ And that may have just ♪ 2074 01:20:01,679 --> 01:20:03,480 - ♪ Changed the course of time ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2075 01:20:03,482 --> 01:20:06,115 ♪ I swear, my mind blows my mind ♪ 2076 01:20:06,117 --> 01:20:07,550 ♪ Incredible ♪ 2077 01:20:09,286 --> 01:20:11,354 ♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪ 2078 01:20:13,692 --> 01:20:15,094 ♪ Donkey Roll ♪ 2079 01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:19,395 ♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪ 2080 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,498 ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ 2081 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,632 ♪ Donkey Roll ♪ 2082 01:20:22,634 --> 01:20:25,068 ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ 2083 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,336 ♪ Let me see that ♪ 2084 01:20:26,338 --> 01:20:28,270 ♪ Donkey Roll! ♪ 2085 01:20:28,272 --> 01:20:29,705 ♪ Ah... ♪ 2086 01:20:29,707 --> 01:20:31,775 ♪ Incredible thoughts, incredible mind ♪ 2087 01:20:31,777 --> 01:20:35,044 - ♪ Too many great ideas inside ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2088 01:20:35,046 --> 01:20:38,280 ♪ It's a miracle my head can contain them ♪ 2089 01:20:38,282 --> 01:20:40,650 ♪ And my spectacular brain... ♪ 2090 01:20:40,652 --> 01:20:43,052 Harry! 2091 01:20:43,054 --> 01:20:45,622 ♪ How I think about space and time ♪ 2092 01:20:45,624 --> 01:20:48,624 - ♪ Now it's time to share them with the people ♪ - Oh! 2093 01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:51,160 ♪ My brain is a genius... ♪ 2094 01:20:51,162 --> 01:20:53,296 When it was happening, I was just like, 2095 01:20:53,298 --> 01:20:54,564 yo, I cannot believe 2096 01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,399 I'm here to witness this, man. 2097 01:20:56,401 --> 01:20:59,269 ♪ How did my brain conceive them? ♪ 2098 01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:08,677 Yes! Yes! Fuck! 2099 01:21:09,814 --> 01:21:11,213 Yes! 2100 01:21:11,215 --> 01:21:13,083 I just performed 2101 01:21:13,085 --> 01:21:15,351 the "Donkey Roll" with the Style Boyz. 2102 01:21:15,353 --> 01:21:16,785 I was a Style Boy. 2103 01:21:18,622 --> 01:21:20,355 When I walked out onstage, 2104 01:21:20,357 --> 01:21:21,591 all I could think of was, 2105 01:21:21,593 --> 01:21:23,325 I'm so happy. 2106 01:21:23,327 --> 01:21:27,596 And I really hope that Tony! Toni! Toné! is watching. 2107 01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:29,599 And that they feel like shit. 2108 01:21:29,601 --> 01:21:31,434 A wise man once said, 2109 01:21:31,436 --> 01:21:34,236 "Everyone's career is on a wave. 2110 01:21:34,238 --> 01:21:38,440 "Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down. 2111 01:21:38,442 --> 01:21:41,310 "But the trick is not to lose yourself along the way. 2112 01:21:41,312 --> 01:21:43,779 And when you're up, don't be an asshole about it." 2113 01:21:43,781 --> 01:21:45,815 It's like my mom always says... 2114 01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,816 Yo, what the fuck? 2115 01:21:47,818 --> 01:21:51,788 That stage manager lady just macked on Lawrence super hard. 2116 01:21:51,790 --> 01:21:53,623 Yo, do they even know each other? 2117 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,124 Oh, my God! 2118 01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:56,825 And why is De-bor-ah here? 2119 01:21:56,827 --> 01:21:58,861 Anyways, be cool to your friends, right? 2120 01:21:58,863 --> 01:22:00,430 That's what I was saying? 2121 01:22:00,432 --> 01:22:01,597 Yo, they are gonna fuck! 2122 01:22:01,599 --> 01:22:02,666 Damn that is hilarious. 2123 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:06,235 But the point is, be a good person, 2124 01:22:06,237 --> 01:22:08,171 and the rest will fall into place. 2125 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:10,606 And that's Conner4Real. 2126 01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:13,510 Isn't that right, Maximus 2? 2127 01:22:15,246 --> 01:22:18,480 It sure is, Conner. 2128 01:22:18,482 --> 01:22:20,917 What? 2129 01:22:20,919 --> 01:22:23,720 He wasn't really talking. That was me doing the voice. 2130 01:22:30,829 --> 01:22:33,562 - ♪ When the girls blow us kisses ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2131 01:22:33,564 --> 01:22:36,365 - ♪ And when your mama does our dishes ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2132 01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:38,834 - ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪ - ♪ About girls blowing kisses ♪ 2133 01:22:38,836 --> 01:22:41,436 - ♪ And your mama doing dishes ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2134 01:22:41,438 --> 01:22:44,274 ♪ Well, we step up in the party, no shoes or socks ♪ 2135 01:22:44,276 --> 01:22:46,775 - ♪ No pants on the bottom ♪ - ♪ No shirts on the top ♪ 2136 01:22:46,777 --> 01:22:49,479 - ♪ Nude ♪ - ♪ Butt naked at the buffet bar ♪ 2137 01:22:49,481 --> 01:22:51,346 ♪ Eatin' up your chicken fingers ♪ 2138 01:22:51,348 --> 01:22:52,681 ♪ And the crude terre, yo, Kid Conner ♪ 2139 01:22:52,683 --> 01:22:54,751 ♪ Yeah, yeah, what up, Kid Contact? ♪ 2140 01:22:54,753 --> 01:22:57,787 ♪ Why don't you grab Kid Brain and meet me in the back? ♪ 2141 01:22:57,789 --> 01:23:00,289 ♪ How's it goin', motherfuckers, wanna smoke this sack? ♪ 2142 01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:02,725 - ♪ We collectively reply ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2143 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,427 - ♪ When I hit a homerun ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2144 01:23:05,429 --> 01:23:08,398 - ♪ I got a burger in a bun ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2145 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,867 ♪ When Attila the Hun drinks a gallon of rum ♪ 2146 01:23:10,869 --> 01:23:13,636 - ♪ In his tummy-tum-tum ♪ - ♪ Me likey that. ♪ 2147 01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:18,574 The Style Boyz are getting back together again! 2148 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,577 Yeah, they broke up, 2149 01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:23,413 then they buried the hatchet, and now I guess 2150 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:26,282 they're working together again. 2151 01:23:26,284 --> 01:23:28,885 - They're, like, friends from childhood. - Yeah! - For life! 2152 01:23:28,887 --> 01:23:29,953 And they had, like, tough times, 2153 01:23:29,955 --> 01:23:32,355 and now they feel good about being back together. 2154 01:23:32,357 --> 01:23:34,724 - Yeah. - We're gonna put aside our differences! 2155 01:23:35,826 --> 01:23:37,260 And actually do something. 2156 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,462 Because sometimes I think about doing that. 2157 01:23:39,464 --> 01:23:41,396 - Yeah. - I haven't talked to my mom 2158 01:23:41,398 --> 01:23:43,399 in three years. 2159 01:23:43,401 --> 01:23:45,534 I moved out here, I thought I could get, like, 2160 01:23:45,536 --> 01:23:46,836 a commercial agent. 2161 01:23:46,838 --> 01:23:48,937 I just wanted to be a longboard model. 2162 01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:50,739 I never graduated high school. 2163 01:23:50,741 --> 01:23:52,809 I never graduated middle school. 2164 01:23:52,811 --> 01:23:54,711 It'd be a lot of fun 2165 01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:57,279 if the four of us hung out outside of the office. 2166 01:23:57,281 --> 01:24:00,617 Hey, guys, can I ask you something really... 2167 01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,718 that I've never really asked you before? 2168 01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,587 - Yeah. - Do you guys have a photograph 2169 01:24:05,589 --> 01:24:06,989 of James Franco leaving a Denny's? 2170 01:24:06,991 --> 01:24:08,591 Oh, yeah! Totally! It's right here! 2171 01:24:08,593 --> 01:24:10,627 - Let's see it! - Put it up! 2172 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:11,994 Bring it up! We got it! 2173 01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,702 ♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪ 2174 01:24:19,704 --> 01:24:21,974 ♪ Words and truth ♪ 2175 01:24:23,707 --> 01:24:26,809 ♪ One fine evening on the sandy coast ♪ 2176 01:24:26,811 --> 01:24:29,945 ♪ The feeling was irie round the drum circle ♪ 2177 01:24:29,947 --> 01:24:33,749 ♪ When the wisest rasta I ever saw ♪ 2178 01:24:33,751 --> 01:24:37,352 ♪ Gently joined us and sang of Jah ♪ 2179 01:24:37,354 --> 01:24:40,455 ♪ Roots and culture seeped from his bones ♪ 2180 01:24:40,457 --> 01:24:44,360 ♪ He took out a spliff and said, "Pass dis around" ♪ 2181 01:24:44,362 --> 01:24:47,529 ♪ So I took a righteous drag ♪ 2182 01:24:47,531 --> 01:24:50,833 ♪ It was the best sensie that I ever had ♪ 2183 01:24:50,835 --> 01:24:54,303 ♪ And then I felt the chills run up my back ♪ 2184 01:24:54,305 --> 01:24:57,573 ♪ My good man, tell me what was that? ♪ 2185 01:24:57,575 --> 01:25:01,377 ♪ He said, "My friend, you just smoked crack" ♪ 2186 01:25:01,379 --> 01:25:02,744 ♪ Crack, crack ♪ 2187 01:25:02,746 --> 01:25:05,948 ♪ You just smoked crack, crack ♪ 2188 01:25:05,950 --> 01:25:09,718 ♪ Oh, crack, crack ♪ 2189 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:10,787 ♪ You just smoked ♪ 2190 01:25:10,789 --> 01:25:12,922 ♪ I just smoked crack ♪ 2191 01:25:12,924 --> 01:25:14,423 Oh, my God! 2192 01:25:14,425 --> 01:25:15,992 ♪ And it felt fucking great ♪ 2193 01:25:15,994 --> 01:25:17,427 This is amazing! 2194 01:25:17,429 --> 01:25:19,595 ♪ I thought it was marijuana ♪ 2195 01:25:19,597 --> 01:25:20,797 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2196 01:25:20,799 --> 01:25:22,798 ♪ But now it's too fucking late ♪ 2197 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,434 ♪ I can't go back ♪ 2198 01:25:24,436 --> 01:25:26,668 ♪ I love crack ♪ 2199 01:25:26,670 --> 01:25:27,904 Holy shit! 2200 01:25:27,906 --> 01:25:29,872 ♪ And now I am invincible ♪ 2201 01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:31,474 Fuck yeah! 2202 01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:34,543 ♪ If anyone tries to take my crack ♪ 2203 01:25:34,545 --> 01:25:38,047 ♪ I'll kill them on principle ♪ 2204 01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:41,784 ♪ Some call crack bazooka ♪ 2205 01:25:41,786 --> 01:25:44,721 - ♪ Others call it base ♪ - ♪ Base ♪ 2206 01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:47,657 ♪ But no matter what name you call it ♪ 2207 01:25:47,659 --> 01:25:49,792 ♪ It's the best invention ever ♪ 2208 01:25:49,794 --> 01:25:52,395 - ♪ By the human race ♪ - ♪ Race ♪ 2209 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:55,731 ♪ The government spread lies about it ♪ 2210 01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:58,434 ♪ They say that it is no fun ♪ 2211 01:25:58,436 --> 01:26:01,870 ♪ But on that glass dick shall I sucky ♪ 2212 01:26:01,872 --> 01:26:05,007 ♪ Sucky, sucky, sucky till the crack is gone ♪ 2213 01:26:05,009 --> 01:26:09,811 ♪ Now we should legalize it ♪ 2214 01:26:09,813 --> 01:26:12,981 ♪ Legalize it ♪ 2215 01:26:12,983 --> 01:26:16,017 ♪ Set the people free ♪ 2216 01:26:16,019 --> 01:26:18,954 ♪ And legalize ♪ 2217 01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:22,624 ♪ We should legalize crack ♪ 2218 01:26:22,626 --> 01:26:25,563 ♪ So that I can smoke it all... ♪ 162545