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You've been repeating this for quite some time now

Why don't you go ahead with the announcement?

Hey! l will, but first l must get into the mood for it

Dear citizens of Koonanthuruthu island By scoring 1st rank in his MBAexam...

...our little town is in the limelight today by our own darling boy, P Satyanarayanan

Satyanarayanan who has become the apple of the eye of everyone here...

...is being felicitated at a function held at our upper primary school

l welcome you all to this grand event

Who is Satyanarayanan?

The son of our school peon Narayanan Nair

Oh! The boy who got into school to steal

Where is Narayanan Nair now?.

Bed ridden

Talking about Satyan He is a phenomenon

He is an institution all by himself

Satyan is a puzzle that can't be solved

All those stories were not true He did not get into school to steal

Why else?

He got into the headmaster's room-

Okay, you don't have to explain First finish coughing

This island, where even a mongrel does not stray in...

...is today gearing up for the arrival of a big brave rascal-

What?!

l mean big brave elephant...

...which the committee has arranged to felicitate our hero

With crackers, band music and array of young ladies

The well adorned elephant is now...

...elegantly and proudly on its way bearing our most distinguished guest

The pride of this town P Satyanarayanan

''King among liars''

''Clever and fantastic guy Liar of liars, he's a king liar''

'KlNG LlAR'

''Where evertrapped, whateverthe snare He just breezes out with a plan of his own''

''King among liars''

l heartily welcome Satyanarayanan on to the dais here for his felicitation

Bless me

Dear friends

Satyanarayanan was one of the most brilliant pupils of my class

Satayan, although has touched great heights today

l am reminded of an incident that happened years ago

Maybe a day our Satyan would never want to remember

Get out of this school with your dear most son

l swear on my mother l did not steal, master

- Get lost! - What is this master?

My son! Satya!

lt was just a small forgivable misdemeanor by a 7th grader...

...but blown out of proportion by the stubborn headmaster, Poduval

But like the phoenix that arises from its ashes

Satyanarayanan is here today, felicitated by our Panchayat president

My dearest townsfolk

Wow!

Give me this!

Hey! l brought it so l could garland him

Forward your head towards me

'He is Shanthan'

'lt was his handiwork that brought me here to this stage'

Hey! Open!

'l will neverforget him'

- Can l have Rs 10 - l don't have

No?

l'll claim it later

Hearing Gopi master's words a hundred memories...

...crashed like waves into my thoughts

l like to think that my tears caused by Poduval master years ago...

...are the reason for my success today

l know that Poduval master who had retired and left town years ago...

...was tried to be contacted by the organizers of this function

But unfortunately they could not find him

l sincerely wish that our Poduval master

No...my own Poduval master was here today

Who says l am not here?!

No one ever calls the cunning cuckoo...

...a phoenix

Who named a big liar like you Satyan which means truth

Master! This is sheer atrocity

You guys still believe what this liar says?

What a pity!

Gopi sir, let him say what he wants

lf it gives him happiness, why not?

Stop it!

l am not here to deride him

But to see that all of you are not fooled

Where did you study for MBA?

Nothing in particular

Tell our people sitting there

University college

Which University?

Maharaja's

There is no such university

l actually meant Mahatma Gandhi University

You got a 1st rank in MBA from Gandhi University, eh?

You mean you got 2nd rank?

This is to say V for victory

Then who is this?

Who is it?

University 1st rank holder is K Krishnakumar

ls it so?

May be there are two 1st ranks

l'll slap you

He is lying through his teeth

He bought the entire newspaper supply to this island...

...and replaced the original with his own photo and write up

lf this fellow passes his exam, l swear l'll shave my head...

...paint spots all over me and be paraded upon a donkey

MBA my foot!

He missed!

What a surprise, eh?

Beat him out of here lnvited people to insult, eh?

'When l was insulted and driven away from the 7th grade...'

'...l cooked up this story to make my father's ambition come true'

You dog!

'When crackers are burst some of them remain dormant'

'The ammunition in it will remain explosive'

'Although my MBA plan backfired'

'l am now the vice chancellor of many universities that award MBA degrees'

'Key Duplicating'

Peon! Find out who's come

'Seal made in an 1 hour Recharge coupons - lnternet'

Where is your boss?

Brother! ls the certificate ready?

The VC has to sign it

This looks like the wire mesh between lndia Pakistan border

Well caught! Now see that cops don't catch you

May lady luck be with me everyday

Brother?

Can you give me Rs 500

Did you not ask for a 100 yesterday?

But you didn't give!

l am not a cash printing machine to oblige you each time you ask

Make me a tea

Make it good, okay?

- l'll spit in it - What?! Spit in it?

l said l'll give it in a cup

- l am Prashanth -Who Prashanth?

Anjali's friend

Anjali's friend?

Of course l remember

Can we come and meet you?

No! Don't! l was about to go out

- l'll wait - No, l am busy till 2

l'll see you after 2

Okay! ls it?

- No... - l'll come to Omega

Okay

- See you - Okay

God!

Antappa!

Anjali's friends are on their way here

They want my help it seems

Brother! Are you jobless?

You've been afterthat useless girl for so long

Ask her to get lost, bro

Anjali! Snob to the core

You'll get better girls if you wanted

Sure l will But they won't be like Anjali

She belongs to me

l feel she's mine since many births

Then go ahead and help them

They are not coming for a fake certificate or seal

Then?

Some sort of recommendation from me

l had lied to them saying l was the manager of Omega consultancy upstairs

ls that all? Simply face it

That baldy is under your control, right?

What?

That bald managerfellow is obliged to you, isn't he?

Go and convince him

- Shall l? - Sure you can

-What is my name? -What?

What was the name l had told Anjali?

Oh! That! ls it Narendran or Naran?

Look

Anjali...yes Here it is...Naran

- Here, drink this tea -Aren't you having?

No, you have it Let your muscles bulge

lf only l had known l wouldn't have spat into it

No! l won't budge from this seat

- Not even for 10 minutes? - No

Then you don't do

What the heck are you up to

l slogged 3 days to prepare this report to be sent to Delhi

Tell me it's color

Red

Oh red!

Well dressed and shamelessly says this is red

-What about this? - That's white

And this? Blue

Yellow is green and green is blue

And an orange is wood apple for you Now get up from that seat

- No - No?

Okay, then l will shout out truths about you

What truths?

The fact that you can't decipher colors

That in spite of being color blind l gave you a fake fitness certificate

And that l supplied the duplicate certificate

Cheating, chicanery, fraudulence court cases, compensation, and thus...!

Tell me what do you want?

Speak clearly

You close my mouth and nose and want me to speak clearly?

Tell me what do you want?

Your coat, the tie and the manger's swivel chair

-Your guests -Ask them to come in

l used to look like a cowherd Hasn't it changed now?.

Sure, now you look like a cowherd with a coat

What to do! l gave the cowhand from my hometown a job

Why are you in the corridor minus your coat and tie?

lt's too hot in there

Sunita, orange suits you very well

Really!

Goodness! Was it green by any chance?

Bannerji associates never accept any form of recommendation

Since your consultancy are on good terms with them

You may have a good chance on my recommendation, Prashant

But why should l?

l don't even know you

We are very close to Anjali

But Anjali has not said anything

She is a feeling a little...?

You mean embarrassed?

l may be wealthy but an ordinary man

lt was with yourfinancial help grandmother's ear surgery went off well, sir

He was the one who helped with the bills

Now she can see very well

But wasn't the surgery forthe ear?

But you need the earlobe to wear glasses, isn't it?

Sir, she is being discharged from hospital today

You had promised to give me Rs 1000

l remember...very well

Hey! But of what use is this?

Collect Rs 25,000 from the cashier

Tell him l said so, go ask him

You can buy your grandma, betel leaves with the remaining money

She has been so good to me all these years

l'll make a prayer

Ask Anjali to contact me

Anjali, what have you decided?

l told you my decision

Firstly, l don't like him following me around

And to ask him for a favor will only worsen the scene

But if his recommendation clicks it will be a great chance for me

lf it doesn't?

Call him first, my dear

Please sis

For my sake Call him

Yes, they had come

The owner of Bannerji Associates Sunil Sheddy...

...l mean Sunil Bannerji is a friend of mine

Our friendship dates back to years

He obliges me l have made use of him too

But he is a bit loose these days

No, l know how to wring him for favors

Yes, l mean l can get him to help But he must be handled carefully

Never know when he'll change and show his true colors

We friends call him the 'king of inner chambers'

You won't understand if l explain over the phone

We will meet

l am still washing

l mean...l'm in the middle of a deal with a laundering company...

...a detergent company

So we meet tomorrow Call yourfriends also

Antappa?

-What is this dude? -Always watching such trash!

Have a look at this

There are pictures of big shots in this

ls that all? l thought it was something spicy

-What a one track mind -What?

Dude, these are photos of business men who deal in millions

l want you to create pictures of me hugging them

Posing this way, laughing out loud taking a selfie and many such photos

lt must look as if taken together with them at the same place

Wait for a minute l'll be back

Where can l keep this?

Come here a second Please hold the ball

- Ball? - l mean the bat

Sorry, mistaken you

Oh, is this a way too to use the loo?

He is Sunil Bannerji, you were talking about

But misusing this bond for such trivial favors...

...l don't like that

Him?

'Wonder who the devil he is?'

Him? You tell me who he is?

Anand Varma

You are right...Anand Varma

Do you really recognize him? Tell me if you really know

ls there anyone in the fashion field who does not know Anand Varma?

Anand Varma and his wife Devika are the king and queen of fashion world

Do you know him personally?

l would like to very much But have not been lucky enough

She was almost one among finalists at the ramp selection Varma conducted

That ruined all her confidence and that's how she left modeling...

...and shifted career to information technology

Oh Manohar

Anju...just 5 minutes

'Wasn't my timing perfect?'

Antappa! First time you are doing something perfectly

-What are we having for lunch? - Sardine curry

Sardine?

'You think we'll get a dolphin for petty cash?'

You have many photos with celebrities

So you saw all of them?

l was not too keen

But when they insist l can't avoid

This one?

Was this also taken like that?

Madame Tussaud wax museum

London

Don't you know?.

This is actually a wax figure of Gandhiji

When l once went there they forced me to take a picture

You really misunderstood me, didn't you?

Let's get back to Prashanth Your interview is tomorrow, right?

Yes

When you go, attach a black badge on your chest

One of the board members will ask you the reason for it

You must tell them, your close friend Satyan died

Don't worry That's a coded message

lt will be a guy from my side lt was him l was speaking to now

l am not giving you cent percent assurance

l am expecting a thanks from you

But still, how could you about Gandhiji...?

Antappan! Vagabond!

Sorry bro! l needed the Rs 500 urgently

- lt's not that you pork! - Then?

Why did you put my picture with Gandhiji?

You wanted me to be creative

What answer will l give people?

Say you took it when you went to Rahul Gandhi's house

How are they related?

lsn't Rahul Gandhi Mahatma Gandhiji's son?

- Sorry, his brother - Brother?!

No, l meant brother-in-law

Not only that! A bearded guy, some Varma of fashion designs

Who are all of them?

They were in the book you gave me

l am forgiving you now

You hit me Most unfair

How dare you take money from my wallet

Sorry, brother

Coming to kill me?

- l'lljump - Don'tjump

Your other creative works were very good

The selfie with the Pope

You oaf!

They were foolish and believed it

Will any sane person believe that?

l will never do anything for you ever

You won't, eh?

You simply asked for that

Never ask again l am quite tired

l have a bit of good news

Bannerji associates have adopted me

Fantastic dude

We must celebrate

Notjust celebrate We must have a blast

Yes

Let's begin with ice cream now

Wait a while Before we celebrate

Call Naran and tell him thanks

What for?

How do you know it was because of his recommendation?

Don't be ungrateful

They even asked about the black badge

Call him anyways

l know what will happen

He will talk 2 lines to Prashant for a formality

Then he will ask for me

Now he has the freedom to flirt with me

And finally l love you

Hello Anjali

l'll give it to Prashanth

Sorry, a problem with the blue tooth

You deserve the post

They know that otherwise l won't recommend

Shall l give the phone to Anjali

No! Not necessary

Not now

l am a bit busy Ask her to call me later

lf l am free, l'll talk to her

Will you be free today evening We are having a small party

Do you want to go to the hospital?

-Why? -You mentioned blood pressure

Not pressure lt's pleasure

l don't think he is as bad as you make him out to be

You shouldn't have been so abrupt

You could have flirted a little with Anjali

She belongs to the 'female' class of beings

90 percent of them on such occasions...

...with friends, switch on the speaker phone

Do you know that?

You can have this

Thank you bro

Don't touch it

This l can safely drink

l am sure now you've not spat in it

l have sold fellows like you and collected cash man

Let me have a hundred

Get lost!

Antappa, you can have this milk

'l don't want it l saw you spit into it'

We can give to some other customers, right?

Wonder if that boy got thejob?

The arrow found its target

What? l don't understand

Don't we tell candidates to write the exams and we'd do the rest...

...to get them a graduate certificate and collect a fee?

How do we function?

Without us doing anything many of them will pass by themselves

Since we return the money of those who don't get through...

...we don't earn a bad name This is also like that

What about the black badge?

lf we stick a black badge and go to any place...

...someone is bound to ask what it is?

Wouldn't a person hearing about death...

...pray for his soul?

lf people in that interview board prayed for my soul, will it botheryou?

Not at all! Then l also could have said l was dead

Bro, didn't you say girls use speakers on phones when we talk to them?

ls it true?

Why?

l talk to that Sushma in the hostel

Does she share with her friends what l was doing?

Of course not! Go ahead and continue to sleep

l was so stressed out for a minute

So you are the rascal who shoots up my phone bill?

Must be that cheap girl Sushma

Frustrated that Antappan's call had still not come

No reply?

Not at all l am quite free

Now?. No problem

Where?

Message me the place and l am there

- ls it Sushma? -You...!

Okay, l know lt's my grandmother

Anjali

- She wants to meet me - ls it?

Take out the vehicle

What? l said get the vehicle!

Hey! l will Why scream?!

What kind of place is this?

- Message says 'Kamaraj lane' - Matches the name

Let's look on the other side

Look! There they are

We were looking out for you

When l started, l found my car had a flat tyre

You guys said it was urgent so l got him to take his bike

Good thing! We are very worried wondering what to do

What happened?

Come

l'll call back later

Appears all of you are here What is the issue?

Any one dead?

Mr Naran, please sit down

There was a scuffle in the club and they are in trouble now

l had told you about a party Prashant hosted, didn't l?

We had a problem there

From the time we arrived there was this guy harassing Mili

We requested him a couple of times to lay off

But he didn't bother

John lost his temper and shoved him away

Not shoved

He beat him up good and proper

Later we came to know he was the son of minister Thomas Chennikad

And in this scuffle, they dragged Faisal into their vehicle and drove off

Faisal had called sometime back They made him call and tell us

They want John

Only if we send John Faisal will be let off

They said they'd kill us if we informed the police

But tell me, what am l supposed to do in this?

Naran, you must make a call

Who should l call?

The other day, we saw pictures of you with the minister's son

You must call the minister

l can call

But l can't say how effective it will be

Knowing him well he's very stubborn

-A peculiar nature -Yes, absolute trash

Please don't say no Help us

Sure, l'll help l must...l will

But no need to call Chennikad

l'll make high command Thripati talk to him

Can l have a room for myself

Brother needs to use the toilet

Not for that l want to make a call

Close the door

Oh God! ln my enthusiasm l got into this muddle

Now what do we do?

But you said you'd call the high command Thripati?

What high command?

Oh! That was a lie, eh?

lf you don't know a high command then call some low rogues you know

Gotcha!

Abhasa editor Aratupuzha Sashikumar speaking

l am Krishnankutty speaking

Key! Sweetie Kriku!

lt's been ages since l heard from you

Brother, have any spicy news about our minister Chennikad

His favorite Alsatian dog had puppies recently

One of them looks exactly like him and l am publishing a story on that

Stopjoking

Tell me if he is involved in cases of molestation, pimping...?

ln a house behind Kayamkulam Krishnapuram palace...

...something fishy is happening during the nights

ls it?

We don't know if it involves printing notes, or immoral activities

But on the whole there's plenty of smoke

Okay brother

l am the minister's personal assistant Who's calling?

Tell him it's Shivakumarfrom Delhi Chennikad will understand

Sir, a call from Delhi

l'll call back, okay?

l wanted to talk to you on a personal note

Some kids l know had a small issue with your son

Small issue? l won't spare any of them

That's up to you But it's a trap to ensnare you

Who the hell are you to talk about all this?

You don't know my true nature

- lf l don't get that boy...! - But there's a small problem

The boy's home is at Kayamkulam

On the east side of Krishnapuram palace-

Can you hear me?

Why did you cut that call?

l did not cut it l just tossed him a bait

-Will he bite? - He will

Maybe he will, eh?

He must, mustn't he?

Look who it is?

Tea

No thanks This is not tea time

He's talking to Thripati

No need to worry at all

lf that doesn't work out l too have a plan charted out

What's up? Did he bite?

What plan were you talking about?

Nothing Just a drama

Damn your drama

Did he bite?

- Dude! He just did - Didn't l tell you he will?!

Who is it?

lt's me

Me?

Who me?

l know only one me and that's me And that me is me

And that me is sitting right here

So when you say me, which me is that me who l have no idea about?

Didn't you hear me? Who is that me

May be it's me

Don't you dare confuse matters

Just when he's biting the bait

Hello, who is it?

lt's me, minister Chennikadan

Sorry! We got disconnected

What l was saying was, if you torture that boy...

...you are asking fortrouble

And these TV channels are waiting for some spicy tid-bits

- Krishnapuram palace- -Ask them not to harm the boy

And then to clean up this issue who would say no to may be Rs 50000?

l'll message you the place we meet

What happened?

lt will be solved lt must

They do no bird can soar higher than worth of money

Not bird...its eagle

Eagle is also a bird...not a fish When l am speaking seriously, you...!

l had to spend a little They talk only in millions

Don't let that be an issue We can share the expenses

What are you saying Lakshmi? Your problem is mine too

Have you read books written by Gabriel Garcia de Fernandes?

Do you know what he says? They wouldn't have read

They wouldn't have read Brother, just tell them

'lnterfering dog'

He has said a lot of things

Should we talk of that or about the issue we have?

You have fixed the value of my friendship in terms of money

We did not mean that actually

No, never say things you don't intend to say

Do you know a true friend is prepared to lay down his life?

Sorry, l have your ring lt must have slipped off

Hey! What's that for?

l was just ululating

For what?

Exchanging rings like an engagement

That will come later After choosing auspicious moment

Our problem has not been solved yet

Until Faisal comes back in one piece, we can't be relieved

We have a place to visit

l have explained to Sethbhai Take them inside, l'll be here

Quick!

Don't worry Chennikad will soon be here

Lakshmi, please take care

Now you can stop acting as if you are stressed

This is not acting

l am actually quite tense

Okay stop raising my BP Touch one of them

Touch one of these fingers

Touch

Okay, no need to worry They'll soon be here with Faisal

How do you know?

lt's your lucky times That's why you chose that finger

lf it had been the other one l had just picked my nose with it

Look! They are here

Faisal, go inside Yourfriends are waiting there

The minister wanted to meet John

l will show them John Be brave, l'll deal with it

Greetings l am John

Come inside

Since you are the minister no need to worry about checking

Sir, move in and pour me a couple

We can drink and talk as we drive

Joey, you can begin

l didn't mean this, sir

Will you ever mention this again?

l've never been to Krishnapuram, sir

l'll show you really who l am

Someone help me, please

Throw him down

Damn your shoe

Start the car

You must learn to be grateful

Never knew Krishnapuram palace had so much scope for punches

Lucky, no one saw me

Antappa?

-Which vagabond is it? - lt's me, vagabond

lt's you, bro?

Why is the gate closed Where are those kids?

l insisted they leave ls your meeting over so quickly?

Dialogs were very few

Didn't l tell you this was your best time?

Show me the finger you never used to pick your nose

When you left, l used that also

That does not matter This is the lucky finger, right?

l used it once

Stop the horn The place is closed

Antony, deal with this case

-Antappa, we are in trouble - Haven't you worn your seat belt?

Seat belt in a bike, eh?

-What else? - We've had booze

They'll make us blow

Bro, just pretend to blow l'll do a dubbing act from behind

What?

Just act as if you are blowing l'll give the right sound

Brother

lf you don't mind Please blow into this

Blow

lt was a good effort

But brother at the back missed the cue

What is all this dude? Was it born to a spotted deer?

Please blow again Let me see

Sorry sir, his uncle who died is seriously ill in hospital

Whaaaa...t?

l mean, his uncle who was seriously ill died suddenly

We are rather stressed and so had a couple of drinks...

...on our way to hospital to get the body

Please sir, for God's sake don't harass us

Okay...go Carry on

Thank you, sir

You dare show me your finger?!

Not to you

As if what you got wasn't enough

Goodness! Oh mother Telepathy!

What?! Elippani, you mean brain fever?

Your grandpa has caught brain fever!

My dear chap, telepathy

The minute l said good night She replied...look

A picture message

That girl is a cross you will be burdened with

Haven't you had enough?

ln times of distress even your trouser rope will be a serpent

Stop it snake-man!

Stuff your finger underyou and go sit elsewhere

Go!

l am going All for a photo!

How he changes color He's like a chameleon

My first kiss on your beautiful right eye

Who's this watching me kiss?

Haven't l seen him somewhere?

Poduval master?

So Anjali...?

Oh my God!

Has he gone mad?

Yes man! l have gone mad

Open your eyes and look at him

Hey! Were you kissing this old man?

Sorry, tastes differ You continue

Antappa! Now l can tolerate anything

l now know God is with me

ls that a picture of God? Does he wear glasses?

You oaf! This bespectacled man is Poduval master

His daughter is my Anjali

ls he a millionaire?

Usually people jump in joy when they find their in-laws are rich

Millionaire? He is just nothing for good

The guy who ruined my whole life

You idiot! You never believed me when l said Anjali did not feel like...

...a stranger even though l met her recently

Escaped from his hit

l was right all along lt wasn't recently that l met her

My Anjali!

Tell me When did you actually meet?

Give me a minute Let me get my breath back

Flashbacks are usually boring Can you condense it and tell me?

Everything began at Koonanthuruthu

At the most beautiful village called Koonanthuruthu, right?

How do you knowthat?

All flashbacks begin that way

They will all be beautiful villages

But Koonanthuruthu...

...was exceptionally lovely

'l studied at the Koonanthuruthu Upper Primary school'

'My father was the peon in that school'

l have a doubt, brother

Did you really go to school?

l was the best student

Be quite bro, this is what everyone says

That they were 1st rank holders in nursery and failed in 10th grade because of illness

Well, continue brother Quite fun to hear such tales

Well, l stopped l am not saying any more

You can't sulk

lf you interfere like this

Okay, l won't Now tell

l wasn't lying when l said l used to study well

l was even the school leader

''Creator of beautiful flowers and lovely butterflies on earth''

'When l was in the 7th grade Poduval master was transferred...'

'...to our school as the new headmaster'

'As he stepped out of the car he reminded me of a vulture'

Behind him, stepped out a little butterfly

What?! How did that happen?

Not a real one idiot

Then?

'A beautiful girl got out...'

'...holding her mother's hand'

Say the oath dude

lndia is my country

All lndians are my brothers and sisters

The day l met her l found out one...sorry 3 things

One that she was mine forever

Secondly, we can't consider all girls as our sisters

And the 3rd?

That Poduval master was God of death to me

Poke your hand

He ruled the school like ldi Amin did in Uganda

Was ldi Hameed a minister?

l forgot the poem l learnt master

Forgot? This is the best medicine

Next Raise your hand

Come

(God's prayer)

Don't act too smart

How many marks you got?

Enough, don't beat her anymore

- She got at least 48 on 50, didn't she? - l'll give you one also

48? Do you know how much that peons son scored?

Full 50 upon 50

Need to punish her

- Don't scream - Don't hit me, father

l'll kill you

Let go of her

Hereafteryou will never get beaten for getting lesser marks than me

- How is that? - There is a way

l am a bachelor

Go to class

How did you drop to second place, Satya?

You first wrote the correct answer Then struck it off to write the wrong one

You must be more careful my boy

That year she committed a big blunder in half term math exam

What is that?

lt was when we compared answers we found the blunder in math

l did it correct

Did you get these two right?

Which one?

The 9th and 10th questions

This one

Why are you crying?

l did not answer these questions

l missed this side of the question paper

What happened dear?

Who was it?

Who?

The guy who asked that? Was he Poduval's henchman?

You are always going at a tangent Concentrate on the main subject

Of course l will Tell me what happened next?

Father will kill me when l get back the papers

People are staring

Don't cry, please We'll find a way

Everything moved all these days as l planned, didn't it?

This will also be like that

How?.

Poduval master?

Headmaster?

Who is it?

Open up

Open the door l say

Open l say Or we'll kick it open

What are you doing here?

Come out here

Move

Why did you get into the office at night, Satya?

Answer me Why did you get into the office?

To steal

The scholarship money and school fees were kept in the cupboard

He opened the very same cupboard

What am l seeing and hearing my boy?

l swear on my mother l have not stolen, master

Only 2 people know about the money

l have enough sense to know how he got his hands on the keys

We are not dumb, okay?

Master, please don't say such things

You don't like me saying it But you have no issues doing it

Take your darling son and get out from this school

Don't you dare step in here again Take him away

Go away instead of gaping

What happened afterthat, bro?

What can happen?

My father's life continued at Papanangode and Poduval ruined my life

He underlined in red my character certificate...

...and l was shunted to Kollangode

l fail to understand, even in movies why the hero won't explain matters...

...to the heroine and solve the issue

Couldn't you have explained to Anjali

What was in your mouth...hot potatoes?

Oaf! When we were wondering whether to leave town or commit suicide...

...and you expect me to go explain to her?

And as if she would believe it

My own father did not believe me

Do you think this Poduval will allow you to marry her?

Don't say Poduval again

l'll kill him and then l'll marry his girl

And?

l'll kill her also

l'll smother her with my love and kill her

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

''How sweet are pretences?''

''Like sipping nectar in delight''

''For that you must be beside me...like this''

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

This want to give to someone but not for Sumati teacher

''Crept into your heart in secret Once upon a time this liar fervor''

''Taking shyness away in his wake lf only it could come back again''

''What will you do lf l come near you?''

''l'll catch and bind you inside my heart''

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

''Hidden in memories of a young girl A little sweetheart who played in mud''

''To be with you, tender little girl This mischievous imp often wished''

''lt's cold and chilly out there''

''Won't you smother deceit hidden within a coverlet?''

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

l could not say even a 'thank you' to you

l was about to call you this morning

But thought you wouldn't be awake

We are having a party this evening

You mustjoin us

Please make it fortomorrow l must meet you today

ls it?

l must go

What about at 11 in the morning?

Can you come at 9?

What about 10?

Okay at 10

lt was Naran Says lets have the party tomorrow

He wants to tell me something important today

Sir, your order?

l'll need it later Now my stomach is on fire

Come here

Good taste Wonder whose left over it was

''l waited for very long For this day to dawn''

''Memories so sweet l have of this smiling face''

''Like a rainbow you come today Always to me a magical wonder''

''ls itjust a wishful dream? Let me pinch myself to make sure''

''Like a beautiful peacock feather treasured between pages of my heart''

What happened?

Why are you staring like this?

Let me look at you

''Like a drop of mist Your smile so radiant''

You said you wanted to tell me something?

l'll tell you, but let me gaze at you for a while

Okay, since you are not saying anything...

...let me give you a surprise

Okay

My father is here to meet you

Let him come Let all fathers come

l wanted you to come at 10:30 so that l could come with him

Dad had some work in the bank

-Who? - Father

Father?

Where is he?

Right here

Appears you are a bit stressed

Who? Me? Of course not

When your dad comes wondering how he looks

l mean how l look whether to get up in respect

You knowthe relief

Hey! That was vinegar

l tend to drink vinegar in such situations

Let's give your father a surprise?

Why don't you stay away?

We must create an unforgettable atmosphere meeting him for the first time

Go away l will manage

Okay, l'll go to the washroom

Oh my God!

God is on my side

Are you hurt?

How can you even ask after being knocked down?

Have some common sense

How can you be so careless? ls that how you roll a trolley?

Where is my spectacles?

How will you see me without your glasses

Goodness! Dead

What happened?

Leave me Where are my glasses?

Here Wearthem

What is this?

lt used to be your glasses

But when you fell down it broke and now mutilated

You can all go l can manage

People so careless here

What happened?

Your father knocked down a trolley here

Me?

l mean, father was knocked down by a trolley

Luckily only thing that broke was his glasses

Are you hurt dad?

Go bring me my spare glasses from the car

My friend Naran You talk, while l get the glasses

Sure, go ahead

Your eyesight is not so good as before

How do you knowthat?

Anjali has told me

l have heard your voice...very familiar

Many people have told me My voice is like singer Yesudas

No, it's someone l know very well

He's out to ruin me

One minute father l got a call

l am going out Being an outgoing call

You can see if you want

See you later, okay

l must be at office, very urgent

Can't you leave after 5 minutes after talking to father

There's no time at all

l had a Rs 15 lakh transaction l forgot to sign the cheque

lf you are upset it's okay l'll leave later

Just a loss of 20 lakhs No problem

lt's okay Come...come

lt's okay Work issues

l'll explain to dad

Then, let's see in party on tomorrow

Don't bring dad to the party His face is badly hurt

Let him relax

Antappa?

What is it bro?

Didn't you fill the tank yesterday?

Didn't we? Of course we did

We finished a pint together

l was talking about the overhead watertank

There's no water in the bathroom

Pour out from the tank

How easily you say that

l am totally unused to such things

This comes of giving ajob to a rascal like him

lt's 8 in the morning l have to do all the work

l forgot to perform sun worship

Greetings to Sun God

So cold But warm while pouring it

Everything becomes hot once touched by the sun

''Season of flowers is here Beautiful little dragonfly''

''My body simply melts My insides aches''

Antappa, we have a party at 5 this evening

-Are we late? - ls someone dead?

What happened?

Naran, are you living on a roof top?

l didn't tell

Anjali was in a bus when she saw you taking bath

Bath? Me?

lmpossible l never bathe

l mean l don't bathe that way

She says she saw you

They've caught you red handed

Now admit the truth

Oh today

She saw?. She must have

lsn't that why l did that?

lt was an ice bucket challenge

Haven't you heard Terrace bucket challenge?

They conduct such stuff for rehab of street kids

She is leaving for Bangalore today

Bangalore Why?

She had got a job offer long back She said she wasn't going

But suddenly she changed her mind

Where is Anjali now?.

Wait! One minute

Let me explain

Please, l don't want to hear anything

Your behavior is highly suspicious and cagey

lt's not what you think Listen to mejust once

You can leave after that

What do you want me to hear About the ice bucket challenge?

lsn't that what you want to tell?

But that was what l told them l can't tell everything to everybody

Don't you know Antappan?

His parents died before he was born

-What?! - l mean, he is an orphan

But he was a millionaire ln the past

But now he is a pauper Fate!

Do you want to forsake my childhood friend?

Didn't you see he lives in a room on the top floor of the corporation building

He refused all the villas and apartments l offered

So full of self respect

After seeing the minister and you guys we had a couple of drinks at his place

And then it was too late to go back to my apartment

l didn't want to hurt him so l stayed back with him

For his happiness ls that wrong?

Not only that, l had a business meeting today morning...

...for which l could not afford to waste time going back

The MD of that company was waiting for me

Which company?

Company

Doesn't it have a name?

You are testing me, eh?

- lt's a famous company - Which one?

What a sorry state of affairs

VD

VD?

Varma Designs

You mean Anand and Devika Varma's Company?

Yes

Are they running afteryou guys?

Yes

You may have plenty of girls willing to flirt with you in this city

But l am not prepared to be one of them

Please, you could have said a lie that people would believe

l never thought you could behave so cheaply

Don't ever come after me again

The whole thing is in a mess, isn't it bro?

l could not lie convincingly enough

Words once spoken and farts can never...

...be sent back from where they came

You always come up with such dirty talk

You are the dirty one Why did you have to lie to her?

You should have told herthe truth

That you were the childhood sweetheart...

...who ruined his own life to save herfrom beatings

You got that word wrong

You want to correct my grammar now?.

You listen to me for a change

lf that Poduval ever comes to know l was Satyanarayan...

...he wouldn't allow me anywhere near his town

Are you marrying Poduval?

Why did you once manipulate your answer sheets?

ForAnjali

Why did you steal into school That also forAnjali

Just rewind and tell her the entire flashback

Definitely sentiments will work in your favor

Listen to me and quickly go after her

And if it's to Bangalore Then follow herthere...right now

Please make it fast

1 moment

Why have you given MrAnand Varma a business class seat?

He did not have his frequent flier card

So what? Upgrade it to 1st class

ls he the Anand Varma of the Varma Designs?

Yes, he's in the VVlP Lounge

l must inform him about his ticket status

lt was a mistake, sir and has been rectified

Sir, a guy Narendra Varma who says he is your cousin...

...wants to meet you

Narendra Varma

-Ask him to come - Okay sir

Varma'etta Ask him to let me in

Come in

Varma'etta Hey! Don'tjump up

l am not about to kill myself Please sit down

Don't you recognize me? l am from the Nilambur royal house

Yes, all of you sit

l don't know if you'll know me if l explain

But you can recognize me

lt's me Varma'etta

Please sit

Why did you jump up What respect!

Please sit

Your wife Devika Varma Her sister Sarada

l still have memories of her carrying me around

But all that is irrelevant here Actually l am in a big problem

You can solve it easily You must help me brother

l don't even know you

ln an accident do must we recognize the victim before we reach him to hospital?

l am in a worse condition now One word from you will save me

l beg at yourfeet

Sorry! Please consider this as yourfeet

This is such a pain! What do you want me to do?

My wife is in the waiting lounge

We are on the verge of divorce

You must do me a small favor

Just call me Naran in front of her

Why?

An elephant does not know its own might

Like that, you don't know the power of what you utter

My wife is a great fan of you

She worships you like she does her Gods

lf she comes to know you are close to me

lt will create wonders to patch up our relationship

Won't you call me 'Naran'

l can see from yourface that you will call me

You will

Not bad!

l am not trying to be over smart l am desperate

l know you help people monetarily

But solving a person's problem by saying just one word

Won't that be a blessing in your life forever?

What are you blabbering?

l don't know howto explain l am a person who never speaks much

l put all my trust in you Don't forget my name

Or you can even cut away the 1st 2 letters of 'vanaran'

ls it confusing you?

What about the film 'Naran' by Joshy?

We'll fix on that Don't forget

l will be waiting Please call me, okay?

Mr Naran?

Not here! You must come there and call me

And please do away with Mr Orthe intimacy will be lost

Please be alert and remind him Naran

That does not mean all of you can call out in a chorus Naran

Now practice

Sorry! Was just seeing if you were asleep

When someone comes to talk it's quite nasty of you...

...to be like a switched off mobile

l am a human being At least listen to me

There is a problem She is my wife

Her father promised to give me 50 lakhs as dowry

-Will you give me that amount? - lt's okay

Flirting rascal!

Don't imagine things and think they are the truth

lt may be entirely wrong

You must have the decency to listen to others

Have you come with a new set of lies?

Where has this bearded devil gone?

Has he gone to catch the flight in some other exit?

Even if l tear open and show you my heart you'll only say it was a red flower

l have not come to you with my worth or academic excellence

l am a professional consultant who deals with 100s of companies

Do you know why l reject offers and choose to be in this city?

Because you are here

l am not after money and fame

Please don't shoot Husband-wife problem

May be you'd have given me more value if l had come...

...with the trappings of the corporate world

You know There is nothing in looks

Take Abraham Lincoln Sunken cheeks and narrow chin

Things always are beyond what you actually see

Oh God! You again?

See Varma

This is more important than millions

Please leave me alone man

Naran This is-

What this?

Yes, l know him Anand Varma

Varma Designs

Fashion tycoon

So what? A man has to have peace of mind

People don't allow me to live in peace

Anjali is the most important in my life

l can't give anyone else more importance

Whether it is Anand Varma or Ambani

What a time to say sorry Wasting time

You may or may not believe me and go away to Bangalore

l did not come to stop you

But if you went without hearing what l had to say

l'll always feel sad that you went without knowing the truth

Now l am at peace

l won't come into your life again

Wonder if Varma will kill me now

l want him in front of me within 24 hours with full details

Okay, sir

'l remember l was waiting for the bus How did l reach the beach?'

'Who is this leaning on VD and smoking?'

'This man?!'

Sit

From Koonanthuruthu, Paraparambil Narayanan's son Satyanarayanan

Satyan, Naran, Narendran Krishnankutty, Shivakumar...

...and infinite number of aliases

Disappeared from Koonanthuruthu once and appeared in Madhya Pradesh

From there to Bihar and from Biharto Kolkata

Jobs, 18 in number varying from gardener to ministers personal assistant

Spouting lies to make a living and finally landed here

lsn't that your life history in brief?

So only my star sign remains to be found out?

l know that also But l may change that

l have heard many people refer to that title

But it belongs to you, doesn't it?

What?

Tiger

lsn't it the lion who is the king of forest?

Tiger is just a subject

ln a way you are the true king

A king among liars

The King Liar

l do want to work for my living

But l find l can live only if l lied and earned

lt's a habit l can change

Don't change

Your ability to convince that midnight was broad daylight

Frankly that is what attracted me

l feel good about your compliments

You want to make use of me, right?

So you have deduced that, eh?

lt took me many years of sweat and toil to build this empire...

...called Varma Designs

Business with a turnover of millions is now...

...under the control of my wife Devika Varma

That is not at all surprising

Many lions in business are often underthe rule of their wives

Mukesh has often told me

Mukesh?

Mukesh Ambani

Sorry sir, l got used to this habit of lying

Sir, please stand l can sit

Sorry, l'll stand you sit Tell me the rest of it

This is not the kind of control you imagine

My wife and l are on the brink of divorce

Until a final decision is made all rights over our business...

...has been handed over to her by the court

l am a nobody now

Where do l come in here?

You must go to Dubai

And somehow get yourself employed at Varma Designs

And with some smart moves gain the confidence of your wife

And after that, ruin the company and hand it back over to you

That means you must get back your control over it

lsn't that what you want?

lsn't it?

So Satyan, won't you accept this job?

Satyan is not accepting it l am fed up of this life of lying

When a monkey always with dysentery is asked for some shit for a medicine...

...it says my diarrhea has stopped

Are you related to Antappan?

Who is that?

My friend He also speaks dirty like this

Continue your story sir

l did not haul you here to treat you with lively stories

l can't do any more put on acts lt won't work out sir

Then l may have to tell the truth to your girl friend

This is the problem with people like you

Blackmailing at the drop of a hat

Nothing is for free Satya Everything has a price

Even the lies you utter

Threat on one hand and temptation on the other

l just can'tjump into this and agree to your offer

l need one more day to think it over

l'll give you time But your rely must be positive

l insist

Bro, a trip to Dubai can bring you enough money...

...have a blast and come back

l don't feel like leaving Anjali Neither can l refuse his offer

That bearded vagabond will tell Anjali everything

l can't take another risk as far as she is concerned

Why don't you confess and tell her everything?

Yes, l must

l must tell her everything But not now

But l have some plans

l must be sure that even if her dad objects she'll stand by me

l am telling you once again Don't refuse his offer

You don't know the exact terms of this job

lt is a job Anand Varma came down and offered you

You were quite rude to him yesterday

But he failed to consider my emotion

Okay, agreed l behaved badly

l knew you were upset

Going to him and apologizing has landed me in this dilemma

What do you want me to do? Go and join his company?

Okay, l will

But this is the 1st time in life l am going against my decision

l doing it only because you wanted it, Anjali

l am going to meet him now

This is the appointment letter worded the way you wanted it

These are the travel documents for you and your friend and some money

Hope they are original notes Sorry, no one is to be trusted

What?

lt's not abuse ln Spanish it is 'see you'

l have great hopes Don't shatterthem

l have great hopes Don't shatterthem

l would have left earlier if you'd said it

Said what?

All the best

You mean we go to Dubai?

Yes, we go to Dubai, enjoy and rip apart Devika Varma as well

There goes Devika Varma

That bearded Varma, her husband was kicked out from business...

...worth millions and she took overthe empire very smartly

Now we can do the same to her, right?

Yeah What?!

Sorry brotherfor blurting it out l'm not like you

l don't know about the others But we are only 2 of us here

l asked you to go inside in Arabic language

- Do you know Malayalam? - Sure

Then why didn't you talk to us in Malayalam?

But l always talk Arabic to people who don't know it

Why?

Because if they knew it he'd get beaten up

No, because they won't understand anyway

Hey! You are quite well versed in Arabic

-You seem to be a master in Arabic - l am master in all trades

How about our madam? Has she a friendly nature?

What?

-You don't know Sanskrit? - No

- ls madam a friendly type? - Very friendly

From behind she's very friendly

But when you face her Bruce Lee

l don't understand

Well, you will now Go inside

What?

Madam is yelling at someone

She's not yelling She's just being very loving

Go inside

l'll buy you a new one lt costs only Rs 2 back home

Hey Mr

Only nowthe zipper opened

Oh God! lt's pant zip opened

This company has no connection with Anand Varma in any way

There is a clause here which says l can accept...

...ajob here anytime within six months

So Anand Varma is not the issue her

l have come with sufficient qualifications

These are certificates from foreign universities

And this is the letter from the company l was under contract...

...which states details of compensation l have paid them to join your company

lf l file a case for breach of contract...

...you'll have to pay me in millions as compensation

Do think about it...!

Just get out man!

Throw him out

Hey you! l did not come out because l was scared

l did not want to face charges of harassing you

This is not a mere notice inviting you to a temple festival

Six months ago, the owner of this business Anand Varma, with his sign and seal...

...had given me this appointment letter straight out of his letter pad

Since then, whether she divorced shaved his beard or killed him...

...is none of my business

The truth is, her ex-husband promised me a house, a car, a cook...

...and begged at my feet which made me give up my job

Now you can't play games with me

l swear, with these certificates even if it cost me my life l will-

How did a hole come to be here?

Ayyyooo! Shooting!

Sorry my dear sister

You can sleep Good night

Hey where am l? Legs like palm trees

Shoot him madam

They won't charge a case in Dubai, if you fire at his butt

Now it will be risky

l'm very lucky l escaped from her shoot

Did you get appointed so fast?

Pointed Agun

That woman is insane

Wait, let me get her mobile number

Flirting in between this fracas

Bro, let me go get her number

l came to remind you that if he moves legally we'll be in a fix

Nothing like that Let him jump into

Madam, he was appointed by Varma sir

lf a legal issue crops up Varma sir will stand by him

So? Are saying a guy like him be nurtured by my company, Prasad?

No not at all

Hey Kumar

No madam

lf we do not give him thejob we'll be in trouble

But no one will question us if we fire him later on

That's correct

Give him a job he can't handle Let him leave shamefully

That's fantastic Look how he changes color

Let's learn this trick from him

For what?

We can buy just one pair of undies

We can just change its color everyday

Forthat you don't need magic

Try using an underwear for a week The color will change automatically

Do you have some magic that will whiten my skin?

Don't harass Let's live in peace

Are you a Malayali?

Where do we get booze here?

Hey! Haven't you anything betterto do?

Paker'eta, shouldn't we pack this?

What are you doing? Keep it in the basket

Are we actually in Dubai or in Trissur back in our country?

To tell exactly-

Madam asked me to take you to her

Why?

Does she want to take more shots with me standing or running?

No! To join the company

l am Pushpa Kumar

No, l'll call you Pushpu

How did you manage to join that company, Pushpu?

That's a long story

My wife worked as the person in charge of making face creams

One day she looked into the cauldron to see if the cream was ready

She fell head first into it and died swallowing cream

l got a job in sympathy for her death

Your food and 'adkyamadation'...!

What?

What do you mean?

The company has provided an apartment and food, let's go

l don't understand why madam called us back

Gave us food, this flat and booze Apart from this fancy coat

She must have realized l was dangerous

That's how effective my performance was

You prefer soda or water

No drinking today

l have to join thejob auspiciously

Not only that, l must chat with my Anjali fully in my senses

'Brother, your exercise equipment is on your bed so it will be...'

'...easy foryou in the morning'

Afew of our product are not making profit as expected...

...as per the internal audit report

The profit level of those products as well as the total turnover of VD...

...must show a rise and this task entrusted to Satyan

But there can't be additional expenses...

...for machinery man-power and advertisements

Hiking the price of commodities is unthinkable

Without increasing manpower machinery or using advertisements...

...how can we raise profit levels?

lf you are countering my demand with a question...

...why should l appoint someone with a sizeable salary?

Don't poke fun at me

l am entrusted me with this job since others here are inefficient

Dog!

ls the route from Dubai to Sharjah?

The profit level of Varma Designs last year like a tortoise climbing a hill

ln a very short time this line has to reach here

That's very simple Just draw a line to there

lt's not enough on paper

Then?

l must raise their business profits and that too alone

Will it be possible?

The more they try to kick me out the more l shall dig in and stay here

My saga of bluffing and deluding continues

What does that mean?

Watch it on screen

''This is all we doing''

''King Liar''

''Let's double up the number''

''King liar''

''Let's get it to the target''

''King liar''

''Give me...give me target''

''King liar''

''Come, come on...come on''

''Get it to the target Get it to the target''

''Get it to the target''

''King liar''

''Let's double up the number''

''King liar''

''Let's get it to the target''

''King liar''

''Give me...give me target''

''King liar''

lf you can explain the action plan you used...

...it will be an inspiration for us

This company which was doing well since last 14 years suddenly fell short

ln the past, contestants we sponsored for ramp shows and contests, always won

But somewhere in the line we lost out the huge advertisements and good will

l did just small adjustments

For example, the working time of laborers was shifted marginally

The profit margin showed great increase

Are you saying just a few minutes was reason for such a huge profit?

When the alarm for starting work and that for leaving work...

...was shifted by one minute We got 4 extra minutes everyday

We have 2000 employees Multiplied by 4 minutes per days...8000 minutes

30 days a month multiplies and becomes 2,40,000 minutes

ln 3 months it is 12000 hours They work 6 hours a day

Going by this calculation we get almost 2000 working days

And that is almost 5.5 years in a man's life

That's not a small number isn't it Mr...?

Saddam Saddam Hussain

How does this increase profits of our creams?

You did not give me permission to increase time, or any other parameter

But without your permission l increased one aspect here

The width of the spout of the tube

The existing width was increased from 7.5 mm to 12.5 mm

This increased consumption every time the tube was pressed

The cream which lasted for 3 months now got over by 2 months

Our income increased from 6 million Dirham to 8.5 million Dirham

That means a 5 mm hole was worth nearly 2.5 million Dirham

2.5 million for a mere hole?! Why don't we sell only holes?

He's gone off his head, madam

Madam! lf this was true people will become millionaires selling holes

This is just manipulation

Tell which multinational company does not manipulate for gains, Mr Pushpu?

lt is said one should make the way easy to attain his success

- lsn't that correct? -Yes, that also is mentioned

ls it okay?

Correct

This guy is a big fraud Send him away now madam

You must be the one sent away from here

You are supposed to be sent out as you are going crazy at times

Hey! Tables have turned, eh?

The management has decided to hand over Kumar's portfolio also to Satyan

Do you think he is 'esi-fficient' enough?

Go learn the meaning of that word first Then well think about your suggestion

There's no need to giggle Just give me 2 days and l'll tell you

l have one more important announcement

The forthcoming Max Asian Beauty Contest will have a contestant from VD also

lf you don't mind l can find a girl forthat

Not necessary

lt is my responsibility

l will be busy forthis in the days to come

So l request you to look after office matters too

l have a whole collection of these BMw cars

After slogging for so many years Let alone a car, no one...

...bought me even a few peanuts

Shall l begin to slowly break down the VD empire?

That is not what yourjob is

But didn't you hire me to ruin Varma Designs?

No

Varma Designs was not built up in a single day like other companies

l won't allow even a brick to budge from there

l don't understand

Whatever it may cost, Devika must change her mind about divorcing me

That is yourjob now

What the heck!

My dear sir

lt's true that any guy will be upset when he sees his wife usurp his assets

But do you really want to bear the burden of that cross again?

And that too, a cross as solid as concrete

lf you choose to go back to your husband duties...

...you sure will be crucified just like Lord Jesus

She's totally insane, sir lf the she-devil-

Not another word about Devi...!

l don't blame you Satyan

Her attitude and behavior will make any one believe she's eccentric

Once her heart was full of love towards me

But now, filled with hatred and vengeance

Can l ask you something?

What exactly is the issue between you?

VD was celebrating after winning an international fashion contest

'l am not trying to justify myself'

'That day, intoxicated with the victory and drinks, it just happened'

Wouldn't a sincere heartfelt apology solve it?

Why don't you try?

l did

Devika, it's me l want to talk to you

Wait, l must speak to you

After that, l don't have the courage to even face her

But sir, what should l do?

The image that lies in her mind like a dark stain must be washed away

How can something she saw with her own eyes be erased?

A guy who is able to make others believe what was unbelievable...

...can also do the opposite

l have confidence in you

You can demand anything in return

Even my entire wealth and savings

Because, Devika is worth more than any of this to me

Sir, l have done plenty of fraudulentjobs

Melted away issues that were mountainous

But this is something l can't assure you of success

One can't cheat a mind that is straight forward

There is a way

We must create a situation where she can be easily deceived

What do you mean?

Madam has the confidence that she can run the place without your help

We must first see that her confidence crumbles

Acandidate from your side must compete in the forth coming...

...Max beauty contest Against her candidate

No...Never!

l am not prepared to compete against Devika

And l don't want any gains by defeating her

Then let us part ways here with a dignified hand-shake

Only if you leave me to work it out in my way...

...l can get things to go as you want

l am giving you a last plan to get back madam's trust

We must get it back from where you lost it

Okay, l'll do what you want

Now let me tell you my demand

l don't want your money or assets But l have one demand

Your candidate for Max beauty contest...

...will be the person l suggest

l remember this girl

Lack of confidence That was her drawback

To make a girl with poor confidence perform for such a great event...

...is impossible

Don't you believe that l make the impossible possible?

Same way, l too have the same belief in you

You don't have to promise me Butjust tell me you will try

Anand Varma sir had called me

Can you hear me?

Faisal, l'll take an auto

Naran, Varma sir called and talked to me directly

He has sent me the flight ticket also

Do you know, today is 2nd

And 2 is my lucky number

You may think it is foolish But it gives me great confidence

Evening flight at 5:30

Naran, will you come to pick me up?

Gone, before l was done kissing?

l must go at 4:52 to the airport

Why 4:52?

5 plus 4 is nine 9 plus 2 is 11 and 1 plus 1 is 2

Anjali's lucky number is 2 Hereafter mine also

lt's my lucky number also

Every time l pass number 2 l feel great relief

When will you ever change?

Why?

l wasn't talking about defecating Lucky number 2

Oh that 2!

What was that for?

You deserved it

You think it was funny There are betterjokes

There you go again

Wonder who yourteacher was?!

- Prof Joseph Halfshit -Yuck!

What?

He died while defecating because his of kidney failure

Stop it!

Wash your mouth and get me some tea

So who will wash these vessels?

Do what you want

Bringing you to Dubai was foolishness!

Anjali will work for Varma sir and you for his wife, an enemy

Will it not be a problem if Anjali comes to know?

l will tell Anjali everything

There shall be no more secrets between us

Fantastic!

My dear sister No need to worry anymore sis

Are we on time?

l am never late The time is 4:52 pm

Where are you off to?

Where ever l wish

Can't he work for a living? Loitering around

Look lucky number 2 And the lift is on time

Gosh! l was here to call this guy

Hey! ls he gone? This is not opening

Where is the staircase?

There's no need for tension We are on time

We must not be late

Madam's in the car

- Poor man, he's blabbering - Something about his pants

No, l meant madam is waiting for you in the car

She wants to see you

Satyan, if you are free l wanted to discuss something

What about Anjali?

Not Anjali

Gingelly

5 of them will do And fry onions well in it

And laterfrom the airport season it well and bring her

And when it splutters noisily in the taxi car

Exactly Hey! You got it

Wonder if l have cash in my wallet

Hey! Madam you left me behind

Madam, l'll be there in a minute

Let me attend the phone call please

Bro, it's me

l was about to call you Haven't you reached the airport yet?

Reached The flight just landed

lf she asks, tell her...

...l am in a meeting with Varma sir

l'll tell herthe rest later on

Let me go in now

Why the heck did l get into this?!

Madam, just a second

Please allow me to talk...?

What's happening dude?

Hello, l have picked up Anjali

She has the guest house address Shall we go there or...?

Where are you brother?

l am right now at madam's farm house

What?

Farm...da

Canada? When did you go?

Farm...

Ask your driver to stop honking like that

Farm house...da

Letter F as in father

Khader's wife?

Not Khader, you idiot!

Oh forget it!

Dude, the F of freezer

Brassier cup?

Oh God!

Full, the beginning

Half is a pint

- How does full begin? - By saying 'cheers'

F from Full

Don't you understand?

l'll write it out F

Oh now l get it Farm house

- Why didn't you say so earlier? - Goodness!

Don't come here, okay?

Should we come there?

Don't...bring...her...here...dude!

He's laughing and enjoying himself there

Must be happy you are coming

What a nasty vibrator

Wonder if he heard me right?

l think he asked me not to come...did he?

Do you know the way to the farm house?

- Of course - Then let's go

Shall we? Will it be a problem?

Anand Varma is entering his candidate forthe Max Asian beauty competition

Really? Who is that model?

How many models do you know?.

l just wanted to know, that's all

l don't know for sure

Only that she's from Kerala

Anand has something up his sleeve

That model must not participate

You can bribe or threaten or do whateveryou want

There is a very easy solution

Why don't you have an open talk with Varma sir?

lf you can forgive him this distance between you will go

We can then present the model he trains to represent Varma Designs

Will you be able to do what l asked you to?

l want to know only that

l will madam

Good thing l came to pick you Desert

Moreover, drivers here can't be trusted

All are experts in rape Vagabonds

What?

Are you a Malayali?

l can carry you, madam

Careful

l have carried my grandmother when l was young

Please be careful The pool is close by

Madam catch me l am falling

What a dead weight All that good food

Oh my God!

How do l stop this?

Wow! Brother is having a blast, eh?

Brother!

Oh God!

Dude! Come and help me

-Anjali, actually - ls this your urgent meeting?

Don't say anything Let's go

Please listen to me Anjali

Why the hell did you bring her here?

lt was you who laughed joked and asked me to come here

Your head must be full of dirt Moron!

How do l know you'll be standing there with madam in your arms?

Madam is in love, eh?

lnside Not out there

Do l need to tell you specifically to come help me?

l am right behind you Go ahead

Goodness! So heavy

After l shed this burden l must go solve the issue with Anjali

How will l tell her l work for madam?

Don't worry bro l have told her all that

Have you?

Yes

Did you tell her clearly that all this drama was for her sake?

Not in detail but a little here and there

Why should l hurt my hand?!

So it was not

Oh, this dead weight is here

Brother l hadn't got in!

Go ahead and laugh You dog of a camel!

What will l do now?.

Buddy, can you give me a lift?

Sir, l'd been to your apartment to meet Anjali, but she refuses to see me

l must talk to her Give me her phone number

Who asked you to go there?

You are neither allowed to talk or meet her

We had a misunderstanding l want to tell her everything

Don't underestimate Devika

lf she ever knows Anjali is your girl everything will be over

l can't play anymore games with my life

This deal is between you and me So a third person must never know

Forthe time being Anjali is no one to you

Where are you taking me?

He doesn't know my language too

Move, camel

lt's your phone that's been ringing for a long time

Who is this so early in the morning?

Varma sir

What did you tell Anjali?

She says she's returning home She's not prepared to compete

l had arranged a press meet this afternoon to introduce her

What will l tell them?

-You vagabond? -What?

Sorry sir, l was speaking here

Go see who's at the door

l am in the shower

One minute sir Where is my other shoe?

What happened?

l was shocked that's all

Please sit l mean come inside

l was quite stunned uncle The trouble came upon so suddenly

l mean death is so sudden We can perform the rituals

There are enough days for the function

l will call, uncle Come in aunty

Come, madam

Please sit madam

What is this sudden visiting in the morning?

What is your deal with Anand Varma?

Deal? What deal?

Did you go to his guest house to meet him yesterday?

- Not at all - No?

No

Mr Kumar has seen you go in and go out

He got in at 8:15 last night and got out at 8:22

8:15 to 8:22

Why this stupid laugh?

Did you go to see Varma or not?

No madam Oh God

You mean Kumar is lying?

Not lying Lack of brains

A kind of stupidity that makes him think goat poop was Chinese potatoes

l did not go to see Anand Varma

But yes, l did go to his guest house

See, he admitted Nowthrow him out

Before that, you must step out l want to talk to madam personally

Mr Kumar, please stand out side

So now l am out, eh?

l went to Varma's guest house

To meet his new model

l met her, bribed threatened and sent her off

She will not participate in that contest

Nor will she won't attend the press meet Varma has arranged this afternoon

She is going back to Kerala as soon as possible

l offered her money 50,000 Dirham

l hope that's not too much

lt's okay Satyan Collect the cash from the office

Narrow escape

lf she had demanded more...?

Who was that girl?

A poor innocent girl from back home Otherwise she won't fall forthe money

That was not what l asked The girl who came to the farm house

Which girl?

Afriend of yours was also with her

But only 2 of us were there

l was alone when l dropped you home, remember?

l was alone and so were you There was also a camel there

Camel also was alone

Did l imagine it?

No doubt at all You did imagine

Goodness mother! What an escape!

Caught again!

Anjali has come home She wanted to meet me before she left

What shall l do now?.

Let me think Nothing is striking my brains

Okay do what l say

Don't meet her now l will come there

Don't worry, she won't leave l assure you

YourAnand Varma says he is scared to face me

He can't bear the glare in my eyes

Okay, then let me at least talk to him overthe phone

- Hello - 2 kilo

Hey Varma! l did not know you were such rascal you ultimate bum

You wanted to take revenge on me for working for your wife...

...and so brought Anjali here, right?

Didn't l beg and plead at yourfeet not to do it?

You never listened to me

And to top it, l convinced her it was l who suggested herto come

Foryour sake, l put on act hugging your wife and...

...made her misunderstand me

l knew she'll go back home right away

Who do you think you are?

With a face full of hair, throat full of bass and the height of a lamp post

lf you think you are fashion king l am a tailor who can stitch...

...an underwear for a wild elephant

You can forget your dreams to make Anjali anotherAishwarya Rai

You don't have to face any loss

Here is the cash you spent to bring her 4 times more...50000 Dirham

And if you think you will get her on the ramp...

...you will regret it bitterly

Hang on

Playing games with me, eh?!

What are you doing here?

Don't cancel the press meet l am ready to compete

l won't allow you to be trapped in that web of deceit

l don't need any one else to decide for me

Are you going to compete brushing aside my advice?

On what basis can l trust your words?

Who are you to me?

l always had a doubt that you open your mouth only to lie

Now l am convinced

Convinced about what?

That going after me is of no use

Awoman separated from her husband will be easierto trap

Moreover Devika Varma has plenty of money as well as beauty

Don't you ever say that to me again

What is it bro? What happened?

ls Anjali going back?

No, she won't go back She will compete

Well, isn't that why you did all this? Then why have you tears in your eyes?

lt's nothing She is very stubborn now

That persistence will make her win That's enough for me

This drama doesn't look too good l don't think this will work out

lt will work out We are only half way through the drama

How dare you come into my office in my absence and behave so crudely?

Here is 50000 Dirham the bribe you paid her

Give it back

Don't you dare speak

l have stooped so low forgiving all your atrocities silently

And that is only because of my consideration for you

And if you think you can stamp and crush me down...

...you will see a different me All of you

Take it as a challenge if you want

The forthcoming Asian beauty contest will be the inauguration of VD's supremacy

And if l don't win it without any court or case...

...Devika Varma shall receive her divorce papers as she wants it

l am willing to sign any contract with any condition

l will forfeit all rights over this company

But if you try to hinder my progress in this event

l will not only beat you l'll kill and burn you

l want my revenge

lf l am not back in 10 minutes please send someone in 5 minutes

Sir, it's me Look here

What a splendid performance sir

But this punch was too much

That was a reminder

After all this drama

lf l won't get back my Devika

Take it from me, you won't get your girlfriend ever

Satya, what is all this?

l could not catch him He escaped by the lift

That's not what l asked

What did you do in Anand Varma's office?

See what happened was

When we played with 50000 Dirham he brought out 100000 Dirham

When he is trying to bamboozle you do you want me to gape at the sky?

l went afterthat model and beat her up

That was a psychological approach to destroy her confidence

l walked through paths no one chose to go

Like a madman like Nakulan did for Ganga

Sorry, for my good hearted madam, Devika

Madam, please book a locker no one can steal or break open

To safeguard the winner's crown

Are you so sure?

- Of course - By what percent

lf you ask me, when it comes to a contest we can't say for sure, isn't it?

Well let me tell you something l am 100 percent sure about

lf l lose out on this contest...

...no one will ever see me alive again

The contest is for 2 days

The first day is a test of attitude

The second day, its costume and intelligence rounds

Bro, this is big problem

lf Anjali wins, madam will die

lf madam wins, Varma sir will agree for divorce

Unless you find a way forthose to be back together

Varma sir will not allow you and Anjali to live together

Bro, you are playing with death

Yes, a death game

Everyone in the world hates to be a loser

lts same here

Here, Varma sir, madam and Anjali want to win

And l must make sure that they win

How, bro?

l will lose here

But until its confirmed l will try to win

Where is she?

Brother, was it good?

Yes

Hey! What's that? ls that a horse?

Pity the guy who marries her

l wouldn't

She won't go madam

Don't worry, sir

- Now you must do one more- - Stop it man

You want to make a monkey out of me again?

l am backing out of this contest An idiot without confidence

Everything is gone

My factory, my assets, my image that l'd built up in so many years, self respect

Let it go to hell

But Devika, now she's my enemy in all ways

You made her be that way

Go away l don't want to see you

Sir, as long as l am alive you will not lose anything

l understand your pain more than anyone else

Anjali who l love most in life has never told me she cares for me

But when she moves farther and farther away...

...l feel my heart is being broken to bits

So l can understand how it must be foryou

Enough, l can't afford to look like a joker anymore

And l don't want the help of your crooked mind

When a guy is sinking in ocean he does not necessary swim straight

ln this matter, even if l lose you will be safe

That is the only assurance l can give you

Forthat, she must compete what so ever

Only then we can get what we set out for

You can give Anjali the confidence she needs

Because she holds you in high esteem

Anjali, don't cry What is the use of crying?

Listen to me Get up

Relax my dear

lt is natural for such things in any contest

Your performance was not 100 percent satisfactory

But you are one among the 6 selected for the next round

That's not a simple thing

Tomorrow we have 2 rounds

Leave the costume round to me l have full confidence there

The next will be intelligence round

Just give sensible answers to the questions they ask

That you can very easily accomplish l am very confident

lt takes only a minute to win lf the urge to win is strong

ln the previous round she was just a clumsy goose

Look at her now...stealing the event!

- Let me scream her out -You do that l'll slit your throat

Why is he kissing her?

Wasn't one kiss years ago give enough trouble?

May be it was fatherly

lsn't that wrong usage?

Get away you oaf!

Whatever you've done is more than enough

Please don't torture her any more...please

Shamelessly coming behind

Let's go, madam

Didn't l give her an yellow dress?

Relax madam Look, it is yellow

lt is an yellow costume What has happened to you?

Greatjob!

lt's green

l don't know how do you think like that, it's yellow

Thank you, madam

Hey! Poker'eta Your magic was fantastic

Madam, you must not drink any more

Alcohol creates weird effects in the brain

lt creates illusions in the unconscious mind...

...and pastes it on to conscious mind

lt's a kind of...?

Brainwashing

l am not drunk and senseless lt's just a glass of wine

Some people don't even need wine

Bipolar illusionary syndrome

My professor in Cambridge University had the same problem

He was dismissed because he used to make contradictory statements in class

But he won the medico-legal case

The food he ate was turning to alcohol in his body

l have noticed earlier also When you have wine...

...a slight look of hallucination in your eyes

The other day, at the farm house

Did you not feel there was a friend and a girl

But l was alone that day

Don't you remember on the way back...

...how you stood fascinated staring at violet orchids?

No, l don't remember

You must remember

Shall l tell you a shocking truth?

They were not violet orchids But white lilies

l came to tell you a happy bit of news

But apparently you are already happy

Kissing and playing

What is it?

2 models were picked forthe final round

One is ours and the other is Varma sir's model

lt's good you came now Kumar

l have been wanting to tell madam one more thing

You once set me a task to raise the profit level

Those days the man who helped me achieve it was this Pushpakumar

May be more than me

- lsn't it? - ls it?

Yes

But madam, you are not seeing all this

Forgive me for being frank

Many things you ought to notice escapes your eyes

And sees things which are not there

People fearyou and that's why no one says anything

lsn't it Kumar?

That's true

Can l ask you something? lt's only a doubt

That day, the scene where you saw Varma sir kissing a model

Was it real?

Or was it just an illusion like this?

Mr Kumar, were you not there, that day?

Yes, l was

Was it something only madam witnessed?

lf you ask me...?

You must say whether you saw it or not

But if you say you saw something that was not there...!

Do you have madam's well being at heart?

Did you see Varma sir kissing that model?

l did not see clearly

Okay

Madam saw it and since l was with madam, l must have seen it

- My question is if you saw it - No, l did not

So you have not seen

Think it over Did you actually see-

Don't think of anything Just relax

Kumar, let's go

Why did you make me tell such a big lie?

This was the only way to get you back your old position

Really?

What's all this?!

My own father has not shown me so much love

Where is he now?.

l had to kill him in a peculiar situation

Were you not tried in court?

They let me free on grounds of insanity

Now l am okay l am on medication

l am taking twice a day what has to be had 3 times a day

We all know the story of Jean Val Jean

Readers all over the world empathized with him, even though he broke the law

Stealing bread, he may have been a wrong doer in the eyes of the baker

But when he gave food to the woman dying of hunger...

...he became God to her

lt is our own perspective that makes a person a criminal

We often forget to see that person's mental situation

l too have a personal experience like that

l realized too late l had lost my love because l listened to others

lt remains a pain from then till today

When we accuse a person we never realize what prompted him to do it

Neither do we realize the guilt he faces in life

lf in just a moment of wrong doing or misunderstanding...

...we lose a person, then that will be the biggest tragedy

Awrong we commit that can never be rectified

To err is human but to forgive is divine

- Let go of me - Bro?!

Get up, bro

Devika madam asked me to give you this

lt's a blank cheque

Go throw it back at her face

My job was reconcile them

Since l have made it possible l must now leave the arena

l must go

Was he upset because of what l said? Blank cheque meant unlimited cash

You can take as much as you want

Goodness!

'For the king among lairs ln gratitude for everything'

'With lots of love Devika Varma'

Varma told me that you were the reason for my winning the contest

l know what you feel towards me

But l have not till nowtold you...

Didn't l mention on stage about my love which l lost?

lt's true There is a person

Who was forced to leave our town branded as a thief for my sake...

...my friend, Satyanarayanan

Till yesterday he was a dream that could ever come back

But today, when all my dreams are slowly coming true...

...my heart tells me that he will also come back to me

l feel he is here somewhere nearby

l won't ever forget you, Naran

You are my very good You are my...

Yes...l am your Satyanarayanan

l promise, l am Satyan your childhood sweetheart

Aren't you ashamed?

When will you ever mend your ways?

l swear up on my mother

Your mother! l'll kick you

You do that and we may not have kids in future

lf you doubt me ask your dad when l stopped school in the 7th grade

Forsake of you discarded the exams

While we were studying l gave you ripen mango, and l ate rotten pine apple

''Clever and fantastic guy Liar of liars, he's a king liar''

Why here?

Next week, the global village reopening Dad is maintenance supervisor

There's no school today so we came along with him

Why are you here Rahul?

My dad has ideas of buying up the global village

He has gone for a test as soon as he comes he'll buy it up

l just came to look around

What test? ls he unwell?

You don't know my papa?

This is Dhoni

Yes, my papa is in Australia now

Papa!

Papa?! But you said Dhoni was your papa

This is not papa He is Pappan

What?

He's lying

He is our driver

Driver?

Even though a driver don't ever misuse yourfreedom, okay?

l will-

Stop right there!

Haven't l told you never to tell lies?

Yes, but somehow l got used to it

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

''How sweet are pretences?''

''Like sipping nectar in delight''

''For that you must be beside me...like this''

''l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday''

''Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master''

''Crept into your heart in secret Once upon a time this liar fervor''

''Taking shyness away in his wake lf only it could come back again''

''What will you do lf l come near you?''

''l'll catch and bind you-''