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In spite of all the warnings,
she was smoking in bed and fell a sleep.
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Bad move!
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And the fire begins.
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It's show time!
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Don't worry, ma'am.
I'm here to saveyou!
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Keep those people back!
This is an emergency!
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Don't you dare die on me!
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Breathe, damn it, breathe!
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She's gonna make it!
She's gonna make it!
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What the--
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Oh, damn!
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Though it may be hard to believe
that a single biology professor...
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making in excess of$1 7,500 a year...
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could manage to find time to gradeyour
first biology research papers, I did.
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As you can see, there was
a shocking statistical anomaly.
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Pretty much all ofyou got A's.
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You deserve to congratulateyourselves.
I got a good feeling about this group.
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And I think that the parade ofA's will
continue to the end ofthe semester.
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So much for the bell curve, right?
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Bell curves suck!
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Mr. Kane?
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Dr. Kane, seems to be a mistake here.
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My brother and I each got a C-minus
on our reports.
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C-minus. Me too.
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Allow me to share something
with the entire class.
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As I was grading papers, I came across
two gems, both entitled "Cells Are Bad."
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And both withjust one paragraph...
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which I unfortunately
committed to memory.
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"Cells are bad.
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My uncle lives in a cell.
It's ten foot by twelve.
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And he has to read the same boring
magazine every day.
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The end."
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You're talking about our papers,
aren't you, Dr. Kane?
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Yes, I am.
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Although my standards are not
where they used to be...
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I still could not bring myself
to put an A on top ofthose beauties.
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Hopeyou understand.
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- Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
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Let's get back to work at the Periodic
Table which is not, as some suppose--
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A meteor? Where?
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Route 89-A.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Rest assured I will be there.
Okay. Bye.
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How's it look, Professor?
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It's tight.
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Really tight, Nadine,
but not too tight.
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You just don't have the points.
I'm sorry.
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Don't take it too hard. Geology's
a tougher subject than people think.
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Areyou sure?
Couldn'tyou check again?
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I really need this credit
to get into nursing school.
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Nursing school?
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Wouldn'tyou be more comfortable where
people's lives weren't dependent on you?
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Actually, what I reallywant to be
is Miss Arizona.
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But my consultant says nursing school
will really impress thejudges.
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- Makes me look like I help people.
- Ready for lunch?
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Or haveyou already eaten?
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I was concluding a teacher-student
conference with Nadine, Ira.
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Harry, your dedication toyourjob
is an inspiration to us all.
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Regrettably, I have a prior lunch
engagement with Professor Kane.
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We'll talk aboutyour
extra credit later, okay? Cheer up.
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Let me grab my stuff.
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Whereyou taking me?
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A meteor hit last night.
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Oh, that's what that was.
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As the Glen Canyon representative
ofthe U.S. Geological Survey...
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I have been assigned to check it out.
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I'm taking you in case I actually have
to do something scientific. Then we eat.
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You're a representative
ofthe U.S.G.S.?
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Signed up over the Internet.
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Wereyou on some cheerleader site
and accidentally linked to the U.S.G.S.?
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Something like that.
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Watch it. Take it easy.
That's my baby.
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Watch it. Take it easy.
That's my baby.
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Thereyou go. Easy.
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Come on, be careful!
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Who's gonna pay me for the damage
to my goddamn car?
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Son, I told you we don't do that.
It's force majeure.
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Force majeure, my ass!
That car's a classic '73 Buick Rivera.
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Who areyou?
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Harry Block, United States
Geological Survey.
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This is my secretary, Ira Kane.
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We're here to investigate the meteor.
Ifthat's what it is.
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Ofcourse it's a damn meteor.
It almost blew up my damn car.
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I'm still fuzzy on whatyou were
doing here in the middle ofthe night.
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With Betty Lou here.
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For the thousandth time, I was
practicing for my fireman's exam...
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which started seven minutes ago,
so I'd appreciate ifyou let me go.
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You and the blonde found the meteor?
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Yeah, I found it.
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It bounced my car 200 feet
in the air. Can I go?
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Bob, get him out ofhere right now.
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Don't leave town.
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Sheriff, is this...
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the point ofpenetration?
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Yeah, it punched through
into a cavern 80 feet down.
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That's a hole.
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Oh, damn it!
Next time, you're carrying this case.
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You're the U.S.G.S. representative.
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That responsibility
comes with the badge.
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Oh, my God! Look at that.
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I believe we've located
the target.
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- Big smile, fellas.
- Cheese!
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Hold it up now.
All right?
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It's hot! It's really hot.
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I'll hold you up.
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More nightstick.
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Look at thesejackasses.
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At ease, gentlemen.
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The Feds are here.
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Feds? What Feds?
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- Who letyou down here?
- Let's not get combative, Lieutenant.
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The U.S.G.S. and local law enforcement
have a long history ofcooperation.
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We're here to get some scientific
samples, ifthat's okaywith you guys.
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Ah, yeah, sure.
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We got all the photographic evidence
we need. Carry on.
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Thankyou.
Keep up the good work.
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Just hit last night
and it's got stuff growing on it.
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Could be cave moss.
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Cave moss afterjust a few hours?
That's peculiar.
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Let's get a sample
and get out ofhere.
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It's bleeding.
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It's a rock that bleeds.
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Now that's really peculiar.
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Let's bag it.
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I don't know ifthis geological society
gig is all it's cracked up to be.
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Yeah, it pads out my resume,
but am I growing as a person?
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Am I growing as a Division Three
women's volleyball coach?
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Areyou gonna do those spectro tests
it says to do in the guidebook?
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Spectrograph. Yeah, I will do
a full spectroscopic analysis.
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Your resume will shine.
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Good. I got to get to the game.
Let me know if you find anything.
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Ira? Areyou sureyou can handle this
byyour lonesome?
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All right, all right.
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That's impossible.
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Ten base pairs.
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No, that can't be.
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We need this!
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Come on, ladies, look alive!
139
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Tina, when Lisa goes for the spike,
you've got to cover the line.
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Lisa, two hands! Two hands!
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God gaveyou two goddamn hands
for a reason!
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Big news. The most amazing thing.
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The meteor samples are teeming
with one-celled organisms.
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Their metabolic rates
are offthe charts.
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They're dividing at an incredible rate.
It's practically exponential.
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Their DNA has ten base pairs.
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Ten base pairs. That's good to know.
Thankyou, Ira.
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The DNA ofall life on Earth
has only four base pairs.
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Come on, ladies!
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Look alive!
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Harry, these are organisms
from anotherworld.
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They're aliens.
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Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments,
or in a lump sum like the lottery?
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Let's not get ahead ofourselves.
Here. My office.
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I'm not getting ahead ofmyself. I'm
concerned about the tax consequences.
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- Why in here?
-Just wanted to be cautious.
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It's our discovery.
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I'm all tingly.
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I'm no biologist, but how many cells
do single-celled organisms have?
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Ifwe're gonna be important scientists,
you have to act the part.
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Why don'tyou take a look?
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There are multi-cellular organisms
in there.
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- Yes, I know.
- But theyweren't there before.
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- So they snuck in.
- There was no sneaking in.
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It's-- No, it's too amazing.
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- What?
- It's like they're evolving.
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They're growing.
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They're growing
into more complex organisms.
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It's evolution.
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Nobel, here we come.
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Yeah, but it's 200 million years' worth
injust a few hours.
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That's fast.
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You have no idea.
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Get ready.
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On my signal.
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Go!
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Recruit, wake up.
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Wake up!
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Go! Go, go, go!
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The hose!
This thing here!
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Sorry.
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- Move it! Move it!
- Wayne, go!
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Go, go! Come on!
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Buddy, these things happen.
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There's another test in six months.
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Six months?
I can't wait six months!
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At least you still got the pool gig
at the country club, right?
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Great. Thanks a lot.
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Drive careful.
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I got it. I got it!
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I do this.
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Looks like we got visitors.
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Class, since this is our first field
trip, please obey a few simple rules.
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Dirt!
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Nice footwear.
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It's perfect for spelunking.
Don't touch anything.
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Don't move anything. Don't even breathe
unless we tell you to.
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And wearyour protective gloves
at all times.
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- Why do we have to do this?
- Firsthand field experience.
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The very meat and potatoes ofgeology.
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- Will this be on the final?
- Yes!
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- Officer, nice to seeyou again.
- Professor, what's up?
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- We came to pick up the rock.
- Pick it up? What?
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Yeah, we--
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Just orders from the U.S.G.S. Theywant
it under controlled conditions.
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It's very technical.
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Oh, technical stuff. It's technical.
Okay, go right ahead.
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- We're gonna haul it out ofhere.
- Sure, go ahead.
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Deke and Danny, rememberwhat
we talked about, right?
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You are in charge ofthe hoisting. Get
the winch up to the hole. Understand?
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Fellas, stop nodding andjust stare
at me for a second, okay?
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Focus.
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You understand what I wantyou to do?
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- Yeah, we gotyou.
- Yeah.
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Go do it.
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Ira, I'm picking up
a heavy creepyvibe here.
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A lot has changed.
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Class, I know these look like mushrooms,
but refrain from eating them.
219
00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:40,796
Oh, it smells disgusting.
220
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Nadine, sometimes science stinks.
221
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It's the game we play, baby.
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Rotten egg smell.
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- Hydrogen sulfide, right?
- Yeah, and ammonia and methane.
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It's like it's converting
the atmosphere.
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Look at all this rudimentary plant life.
It's amazing.
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I don't want to get all girly, but I
feel something wiggling around my toes.
227
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,934
The ground does seem to be moving.
228
00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:26,009
Whoa!
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Flatworms.
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Millions!
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Yuck!
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Oh, God!
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Barely 1 8 hours
and we already have fatworms.
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- Look, look!
- Hey, there they are!
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- Hi, Dr. Kane.
- Hey, Dr. K.!
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- Man, I almost went down!
- Awesome.
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Come here, little buddy.
238
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I'm not gonna hurtyou.
239
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You didn't hurt it.
You killed it.
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The oxygen must have killed it.
241
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It must need its own atmosphere
to live.
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Yeah.
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Grab a specimenjar. We'll try to scoop
some atmosphere in there with them.
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Yeah, right.
245
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It took us two billion years to do
what they did injust a couple ofdays.
246
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:29,536
Yeah. Those little germs are
the embodiment ofthe American dream.
247
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,481
I'm so sorry to interrupt,
Professor Block.
248
00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:37,180
But I was wondering ifI'm correct
in assuming that that field trip...
249
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,383
fulfilled any ofmy missing
credit requirements.
250
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:43,791
You know, Nadine,
you are a very, very smart girl.
251
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,853
But ifyou wouldjust focus--
252
00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:51,835
Professor...
253
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,496
the little wigglyworm things
are breaking.
254
00:21:55,707 --> 00:21:57,174
Look.
255
00:22:01,713 --> 00:22:04,841
He's not breaking. It's splitting.
256
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,282
It's mitosis.
That's how they reproduce.
257
00:22:07,352 --> 00:22:08,614
No sex?
258
00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,416
No time for sex.
259
00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:13,391
Bummer!
260
00:22:14,192 --> 00:22:16,217
Little guys are splitting again.
261
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:21,732
Put it away. Look, we call no one,
tell no one. This is our secret, right?
262
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,633
What about the government? Isn't this
the kind ofthing they get involved in?
263
00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:27,603
No government.
I know those people. Absolutely not.
264
00:22:27,672 --> 00:22:30,106
You do?
265
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:33,338
This is our discovery, and we have
to maintain absolute control.
266
00:22:33,411 --> 00:22:37,472
We have to do more research and check
our findings. Document everything.
267
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,651
Wayne?
268
00:22:49,093 --> 00:22:50,424
What's this?
269
00:22:51,629 --> 00:22:55,759
That would be an all-cotton towel, sir.
I believe it's a Fieldcrest.
270
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:59,292
It's a damp towel.
Why is a damp towel on my chaise?
271
00:23:00,438 --> 00:23:03,032
Okay, let me take care ofthis
foryou.
272
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:08,602
You should, becauseyou're pool manager,
and you know what to do about it.
273
00:23:20,325 --> 00:23:22,816
What the hell?
274
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,362
Where did you guys come from?
275
00:23:51,155 --> 00:23:53,282
You're dead now.
276
00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:07,670
Whoa! What the--
277
00:24:20,451 --> 00:24:22,510
Harry, when Icheckedthesamples
thismorning...
278
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,782
Ifoundthree differentsubspecies.
279
00:24:24,856 --> 00:24:28,348
These thingsare evolvingso quickly.
280
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:32,692
God knows what we'll find
when we get back to the-- Whoa!
281
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,392
Please tell me
there's an air show today.
282
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,639
Shit!
283
00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:55,484
Can I helpyou?
284
00:24:55,553 --> 00:24:58,488
Yeah. Harry Block, Ira Kane.
United States Geological Society.
285
00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,525
We're doing some important research.
This is our site.
286
00:25:03,227 --> 00:25:05,627
I'm sorry. Not anymore.
You're not on the list.
287
00:25:05,697 --> 00:25:08,894
What doyou mean?
We come here all the time.
288
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:11,458
This is not a nightclub.
Why don'tyou take it somewhere else?
289
00:25:11,569 --> 00:25:14,037
I know my Constitutional rights!
290
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,400
Harry!
291
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:19,705
Look, maybeyou can call your superior.
We can have a word with him.
292
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,975
I have a Harry Block and Ira Kane
claiming--
293
00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:28,314
Punk. What?
294
00:25:28,386 --> 00:25:30,354
You got to know how to talk
to the white man.
295
00:25:30,421 --> 00:25:33,390
- White man gonna get his ass whupped.
- Very sensitive. Can't beyelled at.
296
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:36,256
- Did you say Kane?
- Yeah.
297
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,158
- The Ira Kane?
- Yeah.
298
00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:42,097
I've been looking forward to this
for a long time. You bastard!
299
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,896
Hey, hey, hey!
300
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,437
Get his gun!
301
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,939
Take it easy. They're good. Up!
302
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,670
You're responsible
for the worst month ofmy life!
303
00:25:54,145 --> 00:25:56,636
- What the hell was that about?
- I don't know.
304
00:25:56,714 --> 00:26:00,445
Drive straight down to the command tent.
They're expecting you.
305
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,452
- Go.
- Thankyou.
306
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,614
That's the guy that had me in diapers
for over a month!
307
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:39,982
- Men, General Woodman's expecting you.
- Russell Woodman?
308
00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:48,865
What an unexpected surprise.
309
00:26:48,933 --> 00:26:51,561
For me too. I didn't realize
we were on a hugging basis.
310
00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:54,995
The same old Ira Kane.
And you must be--
311
00:26:55,106 --> 00:26:59,008
Harry Block, this is General Russell
Woodman, head of U.S. Army Research.
312
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:01,272
- General.
- Harry.
313
00:27:01,345 --> 00:27:03,506
You two know each other?
314
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,606
Ira used to work for me.
Right, Ira?
315
00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:08,174
I worked with you, actually.
316
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,153
You used to work in army research
in the Pentagon?
317
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:12,314
Yeah.
318
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,449
And all this time I thought
you werejust a school teacher.
319
00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:17,187
No. How did you
find out about this?
320
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:21,527
You leave the Pentagon,
you don't call me, you don't write.
321
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,590
We like to keep tabs
on our prodigal sons.
322
00:27:23,668 --> 00:27:25,932
Soyou tapped my phone?
323
00:27:26,037 --> 00:27:28,096
No. We're not the KGB.
324
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:30,674
Actually, we've been monitoring
your computer.
325
00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:34,673
His computer?
326
00:27:34,746 --> 00:27:37,772
All those girls in the photos
are over 1 8.
327
00:27:37,849 --> 00:27:39,942
Yes, I'm sure.
328
00:27:40,017 --> 00:27:41,678
- I should've figured.
- Yes.
329
00:27:41,753 --> 00:27:44,950
And you should've known better than to
try to keep something this big from us.
330
00:27:45,022 --> 00:27:47,422
And the CDC.
331
00:27:47,492 --> 00:27:52,691
Just in time. Ira, this is Allison Reed,
senior researcher in epidemiology...
332
00:27:52,764 --> 00:27:54,391
at the CDC.
333
00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,092
Nice underwear.
334
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,397
Garter belt? At a day function?
335
00:27:58,503 --> 00:28:00,801
I can do it. Thankyou very much.
336
00:28:00,872 --> 00:28:03,397
I'm okay. Dr. Kane.
337
00:28:03,508 --> 00:28:07,069
I'd heard aboutyour recklessness,
butyou are way out ofline.
338
00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:09,978
Doyou realize how dangerous
this situation could have become?
339
00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:11,981
It's nice to meetyou too, ma'am.
340
00:28:12,049 --> 00:28:16,543
No need to play the blame game, Allison.
No harm, no foul.
341
00:28:16,621 --> 00:28:20,785
We're all very appreciative
of Dr. Kane and Mr. Black's discovery.
342
00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:22,621
Block.
343
00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:24,627
Block. I'm sorry.
344
00:28:24,695 --> 00:28:27,425
The confirmation ofthe existence
oflife outside this planet--
345
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:29,728
Would be the greatest
scientific discovery ofour time.
346
00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:31,769
Yes, actually.
347
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,360
Yes, it would.
348
00:28:33,471 --> 00:28:36,668
And you have myword thatyou'll be kept
in the loop from this point forward.
349
00:28:36,741 --> 00:28:38,106
You son ofa bitch.
350
00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:41,304
What doyou mean, kept in the loop?
General, we are the loop.
351
00:28:41,379 --> 00:28:43,847
We won't cutyou out,
but we do need to take control.
352
00:28:43,915 --> 00:28:47,373
We're following protocol.
You remember protocol, don'tyou?
353
00:28:47,451 --> 00:28:50,284
Yeah, I got some protocol right here
foryou, Russell. Come and get it.
354
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:55,121
Look, this research must continue under
careful government control and scrutiny.
355
00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:56,785
We secured the area.
356
00:28:56,861 --> 00:29:01,025
We're constructing an air lock into the
cavern and a field research facility.
357
00:29:01,098 --> 00:29:04,465
So there's not a lot
for the science department...
358
00:29:04,569 --> 00:29:08,005
ofGlen Canyon Community College
to do here.
359
00:29:08,072 --> 00:29:10,768
Did you catch that condescending tone
when he says Glen Canyon Community--
360
00:29:10,842 --> 00:29:12,969
We are following well-established
federal guidelines--
361
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,672
Ma'am, please. Russell, don't pull
this crap. We deserve to be here.
362
00:29:15,746 --> 00:29:17,907
You deserve to be here?
363
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:24,110
You're lucky anybody's ever letyou
near a science laboratory again, Ira.
364
00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:27,521
You're a disgrace,
and a dangerous one at that.
365
00:29:30,595 --> 00:29:33,860
Lieutenant, show these men out.
366
00:29:33,931 --> 00:29:35,865
This is horseshit.
367
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:39,469
It's not over.
368
00:29:39,537 --> 00:29:41,596
You're in for a fight, Russell.
369
00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:44,868
Would you stop following me, please?
370
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,739
Thankyou.
371
00:29:46,811 --> 00:29:49,609
We're not gonna bend over
and take this!
372
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,013
Fruit basket for Russell Woodman!
373
00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,018
Happy holidays, General!
374
00:29:58,556 --> 00:29:59,648
Cute.
375
00:30:01,225 --> 00:30:05,685
Dr. Kane, areyou asking me
to bar the federal government...
376
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:09,324
from involvement in a discovery
as significant as this?
377
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,733
No, no. We're asking you to make sure
that the local scientists...
378
00:30:12,837 --> 00:30:16,603
who actually made the discovery
continue to play a significant role.
379
00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:18,904
They kept us out for almost two weeks.
380
00:30:18,976 --> 00:30:22,673
We put our lives on the line to find
these little guys, Your Majesty.
381
00:30:22,747 --> 00:30:25,443
Wejust want to be there for them
as they grow up.
382
00:30:25,516 --> 00:30:30,681
We were the first team at the site and
the initial testing was done in our lab.
383
00:30:30,755 --> 00:30:34,691
The facilities at Glen Canyon Community
College are ajoke, sir.
384
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,125
Theyweren't ajoke
when I went there, General.
385
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:44,791
Your Honor, ifthe court
would allow me to depose Dr. Kane?
386
00:30:44,902 --> 00:30:47,063
Depose me?
387
00:30:47,171 --> 00:30:49,765
We thinkyour past is very relevant,
Dr. Kane.
388
00:30:49,874 --> 00:30:53,776
These issues speak directly
to his competence as a scientist.
389
00:30:54,845 --> 00:30:57,905
Dr. Kane, you were
a top-level researcher...
390
00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:01,213
at USAMRI D from '94 to '97,
wereyou not?
391
00:31:01,285 --> 00:31:03,116
Yes, that's correct.
392
00:31:03,187 --> 00:31:08,124
And you were summarily dismissed
in the summer of 1 997. Any idea why?
393
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,988
My services were no long required?
394
00:31:12,063 --> 00:31:14,497
Uh-huh. So in your opinion...
395
00:31:14,565 --> 00:31:17,329
your firing had nothing to do
with an experimental anthrax vaccine...
396
00:31:17,435 --> 00:31:22,304
you developed and gave to nearly 140,000
U.S. soldiers in May ofthatyear?
397
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:26,799
I see whereyou're going with this.
398
00:31:26,911 --> 00:31:30,438
It may have been a factor. You'd have
to ask theJoint Chiefs ofStaff.
399
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,846
I'll make a note to do that.
But for now...
400
00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:37,047
can you tell me what happened
to the soldiers that were inoculated?
401
00:31:37,121 --> 00:31:40,921
Well, none ofthem got anthrax,
ifthat's whatyou're asking.
402
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,494
What did they get?
403
00:31:44,562 --> 00:31:47,360
As with any new vaccine...
404
00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:50,491
there were certain side effects
associated with it.
405
00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:52,193
Could you be more specific?
406
00:31:52,303 --> 00:31:54,669
It was a wide range ofthings.
It's very technical.
407
00:31:54,739 --> 00:31:56,934
I'd hate to waste the court's time
getting into it.
408
00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:59,738
Humor me.
409
00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:03,109
Some debilitating stomach cramps.
410
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:05,444
Severe diarrhea.
411
00:32:05,516 --> 00:32:07,609
Memory loss.
412
00:32:07,685 --> 00:32:11,382
Yes, go on.
Any more symptoms?
413
00:32:12,823 --> 00:32:17,317
Partial facial paralysis,
temporary blindness, drooling...
414
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:23,027
bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction,
uncontrollable fatulence.
415
00:32:23,134 --> 00:32:24,897
I think that's it.
416
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:28,133
One more question.
417
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:31,675
Doyou happen to remember what the
soldiers called this illness, Dr. Kane?
418
00:32:38,382 --> 00:32:40,680
Yeah, they called it
the Kane Madness.
419
00:32:46,157 --> 00:32:48,091
Keepyour head up.
420
00:32:49,193 --> 00:32:51,889
You know she wanted to giveyou some,
right?
421
00:32:51,962 --> 00:32:54,590
Wereyou even in that courtroom?
422
00:32:54,665 --> 00:32:57,862
Getting barbecued like baby back ribs?
It's all foreplay, baby.
423
00:33:07,478 --> 00:33:09,571
Oh, we've been hit.
424
00:33:09,647 --> 00:33:12,343
Forget the foreplay.
Wejust got screwed.
425
00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:19,886
- Empty.
- This is very, very bad.
426
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,390
Damn it!
427
00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:27,557
I don't care who they are.
Stealing is stealing.
428
00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:31,801
Perfect.
429
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:40,903
They took the rock, the samples,
all the little wormy critters.
430
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:44,607
All the data's gone. TheJ PEG files,
the DNA sequences. They cleaned us out.
431
00:33:44,682 --> 00:33:47,446
- I'm calling the cops.
- The cops?
432
00:33:47,518 --> 00:33:49,543
They are the cops!
433
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,179
Then what?
434
00:34:06,537 --> 00:34:10,997
Let me askyou, how comeyou get
to be a colonel and I'm just a private?
435
00:34:11,108 --> 00:34:12,575
I was a colonel.
436
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,543
And you obviously served
your countrywith distinction.
437
00:34:15,613 --> 00:34:19,879
Consideryourselflucky. The penalty
for impersonating an officer is prison.
438
00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:23,317
Yeah, maybe for you, white boy.
Me, they hang.
439
00:34:24,388 --> 00:34:25,821
Colonels first.
440
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,322
I was at it for 12 hours.
441
00:34:31,395 --> 00:34:34,057
My toes were starting to hurt
I was standing so long.
442
00:34:38,335 --> 00:34:39,768
Stop it.
443
00:34:44,275 --> 00:34:47,108
-Just act likeyou belong.
- Don't worry, I got this.
444
00:34:48,612 --> 00:34:50,773
- Pick up that butt, soldier.
- Sorry, sir.
445
00:34:50,848 --> 00:34:53,078
- And tuck that shirt in.
- Yes, sir.
446
00:34:54,818 --> 00:34:58,310
Get the door.
447
00:34:58,389 --> 00:35:00,084
Thankyou, Private.
448
00:35:00,157 --> 00:35:02,091
Don't get used to this.
449
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,711
Oh-oh, look at that.
450
00:35:37,394 --> 00:35:39,487
Enjoyyour lunch, gentlemen.
451
00:35:40,664 --> 00:35:42,791
Okay, I'll be right back.
452
00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:48,531
Your girlfriend, 1 1 :00.
453
00:35:51,642 --> 00:35:53,075
Darn it.
454
00:35:54,144 --> 00:35:56,408
That woman's a menace.
455
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,881
Testing, one, two. One, two.
One, one, one, two.
456
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:03,909
This is D.J. Harry Block here,
and I'm an Aquarius.
457
00:36:03,988 --> 00:36:06,115
Will you stop?
I can hearyou.
458
00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:09,853
Don'tyou snap at me, unless you want an
angry Solid Gold dancer on your hands.
459
00:36:11,595 --> 00:36:13,028
Lieutenant?
460
00:36:15,332 --> 00:36:16,765
Yeah?
461
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:18,825
Who's that?
462
00:36:20,271 --> 00:36:22,205
I don't know.
463
00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:25,976
I don't have anything on my schedule.
464
00:36:27,411 --> 00:36:31,438
Maybe it's the guys from sector 1 2
doing a nocturnal specimen run.
465
00:36:31,515 --> 00:36:33,676
- You know how those guys are.
- Oh, yeah.
466
00:36:40,157 --> 00:36:42,318
This place has changed.
467
00:37:02,246 --> 00:37:04,271
Can you believe this?
468
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:06,282
Look at that.
469
00:37:21,098 --> 00:37:23,566
Our little babies are growing up.
470
00:37:30,474 --> 00:37:33,500
Three weeks, it's already
like a rain forest in here.
471
00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:39,309
Looks like the kitchen
from my first apartment.
472
00:37:46,457 --> 00:37:49,085
Harry, check that guy out.
473
00:37:57,201 --> 00:37:59,362
Is it coming or going?
474
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,438
That treejust ate it.
475
00:38:08,512 --> 00:38:10,776
Everything here seems to be food
for something else.
476
00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:14,284
- So stay offthe menu, huh?
- You got that right.
477
00:38:20,557 --> 00:38:22,957
Ira, come here,
look at these little things.
478
00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:32,229
Cool. Hey, snag one.
479
00:38:33,337 --> 00:38:36,636
- Snag one?
- Snag one and put him in the bucket.
480
00:38:36,707 --> 00:38:40,803
I seen this movie.
The black dude dies first. You snag it.
481
00:38:40,878 --> 00:38:42,812
Don't be scared. We came
for a specimen, now snag one.
482
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,781
He's not gonna hurtyou.
He's turned the otherway.
483
00:38:45,849 --> 00:38:47,373
He's eating.
484
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:52,252
Come on, my little red lobster.
485
00:38:52,322 --> 00:38:56,281
Come on, my sexy little crustacean.
486
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,759
Come on.
487
00:38:57,828 --> 00:38:59,318
Whoa!
488
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:08,460
Ira, look at that backside.
489
00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:10,631
Theater in the round.
490
00:39:10,741 --> 00:39:13,175
That's the kind oftrunk space
you want in a late model car.
491
00:39:14,077 --> 00:39:16,011
Who does that remind you of?
492
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:18,570
I have no idea
whatyou're talking about.
493
00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:21,140
She's been throwing it atyou enough.
494
00:39:21,218 --> 00:39:22,879
- Dr. Reed?
- Bull's-eye.
495
00:39:22,953 --> 00:39:27,253
Excuse me, Dr. Reed?
Did you authorize a walk-through?
496
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:29,724
Nope. Why?
497
00:39:29,793 --> 00:39:33,923
You should probably take a look
at something. Here.
498
00:39:37,201 --> 00:39:40,967
You'd like to roast that rump.
You'd like to butter that mother.
499
00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:44,131
That is an ice image.
And Iappreciate your assumption...
500
00:39:44,241 --> 00:39:47,176
that there is anactual
sexualhumanbeing...
501
00:39:47,244 --> 00:39:50,907
underneathall Dr. Reed's
deep-seatedneuroses.
502
00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:53,381
- ButIdon't thinkso.
- What?
503
00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:56,977
I thinksheis
ahumorless ice queen.
504
00:39:57,054 --> 00:39:59,386
Ira, that'sjusta cover.
505
00:39:59,456 --> 00:40:02,584
Don'tyouknowthat?
Allsheneeds isagoodhumping.
506
00:40:02,659 --> 00:40:05,924
Oh, Ira. Ira!
507
00:40:07,431 --> 00:40:09,956
Harry, stop that. We got tagetapiece
of the asteroid like we came for.
508
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,160
And cut that out.
It disturbs me.
509
00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:14,203
- Ira!
- Don'tdo that behind my back.
510
00:40:14,271 --> 00:40:18,571
- I'm not doing it. I'm just walking.
- Cut it out.
511
00:40:25,249 --> 00:40:27,183
Let's bag that
and get the hell out ofhere.
512
00:40:27,251 --> 00:40:29,185
I'm readywhen you are, Colonel.
513
00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:31,187
This disco suit is making me chafe.
514
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,082
Shoo, fy.
515
00:40:38,028 --> 00:40:39,461
Hold it right there.
516
00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:44,531
Dr. Reed, so nice to seeyou again.
We werejust leaving.
517
00:40:44,635 --> 00:40:47,866
You're in violation ofthejudge's
orders. I could haveyou arrested.
518
00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:50,599
Want to talk about violations?
What about our lab?
519
00:40:50,707 --> 00:40:53,267
- Got any Raid?
- What areyou talking about?
520
00:40:53,343 --> 00:40:56,574
You stole our computer hard drive,
samples, files. Everything.
521
00:40:56,647 --> 00:41:00,447
- I didn't steal anything.
- Your buddies there cleaned us out.
522
00:41:00,517 --> 00:41:04,749
Let's be honest. You've been trying
to grab credit on our discovery.
523
00:41:04,821 --> 00:41:08,086
All we're trying to do is take back
a piece ofwhat's rightfully ours.
524
00:41:08,158 --> 00:41:11,093
Credit has nothing to do with this.
I'm concerned about public safety.
525
00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:14,130
- Is this true? Areyou aware ofthis?
- No.
526
00:41:14,197 --> 00:41:15,789
Something's in my suit.
527
00:41:15,866 --> 00:41:19,563
You're not gonna believe him. He openly
admitted to hacking into our computer.
528
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:21,137
Harry, what?
529
00:41:21,238 --> 00:41:23,138
There's something in my suit!
530
00:41:23,206 --> 00:41:25,868
It's impossible. It's sealed!
531
00:41:25,943 --> 00:41:29,242
The fy!
There's a fy in my suit!
532
00:41:30,547 --> 00:41:34,608
- Don't take offyour helmet! Oxygen!
- It'll kill it.
533
00:41:38,522 --> 00:41:41,616
Doyou see it?
Look, look. Doyou see it?
534
00:41:41,692 --> 00:41:43,660
- No.
- No?
535
00:41:43,727 --> 00:41:45,922
- You're all right. Who's the man?
- You're the man.
536
00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:49,295
- No, you're the man.
- I'm the man. Okay.
537
00:41:49,366 --> 00:41:50,799
Oh, God.
538
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:56,829
It's in me!
539
00:42:01,878 --> 00:42:05,336
For the love ofeverything good and
holy, get this goddamn thing out ofme!
540
00:42:05,415 --> 00:42:08,316
You're gonna be okay.
Cut him open. Let's get this thing.
541
00:42:08,385 --> 00:42:11,320
Cut me open?
There goes your Christmas gift,Judas!
542
00:42:11,388 --> 00:42:14,016
It's moving down his leg.
543
00:42:14,091 --> 00:42:16,218
- What do we do?
- Maybe amputate.
544
00:42:16,293 --> 00:42:19,057
Whoa, don't take the leg!
Don't let 'em take my leg.
545
00:42:19,129 --> 00:42:21,825
Is there anything elseyou can do?
He thinks he's an athlete.
546
00:42:21,898 --> 00:42:23,058
Doctor, look.
547
00:42:25,235 --> 00:42:27,169
It's heading for his testicles.
548
00:42:27,237 --> 00:42:30,070
Take it! Take the leg!
549
00:42:30,107 --> 00:42:34,009
Wait, wait!
It's going the otherway.
550
00:42:34,077 --> 00:42:37,069
Give me some forceps. I might be able
to catch it in his colon.
551
00:42:37,147 --> 00:42:39,308
- How'reyou going in?
- Rectally.
552
00:42:39,383 --> 00:42:42,079
- Ohh!
- I'll get the lubricant.
553
00:42:42,152 --> 00:42:44,677
- No time for lubricant.
- There's always time for lubricant!
554
00:42:44,755 --> 00:42:46,689
- Flip him!
- Go.
555
00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:48,987
Okay, here we go.
556
00:42:49,059 --> 00:42:51,459
- Try to relax.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
557
00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:54,053
I'll shove this gurney upyour ass!
See ifyou relax, Ira.
558
00:42:54,131 --> 00:42:57,862
- Cheek spreader.
- All right. I'm going in.
559
00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:02,037
Don't clench!
560
00:43:02,105 --> 00:43:03,834
You're so brave.
561
00:43:03,907 --> 00:43:05,841
- A little more.
- No more!
562
00:43:05,909 --> 00:43:09,709
- A little deeper.
- No deeper!
563
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:12,010
- Squeeze my hand. Squeeze it!
- Almost there.
564
00:43:12,082 --> 00:43:13,549
Open up. Open up!
565
00:43:13,617 --> 00:43:16,017
- Breathe. Breathe.
- I'm breathing!
566
00:43:16,086 --> 00:43:18,714
- Almost there.
- You're there!
567
00:43:21,324 --> 00:43:24,293
It's over, it's over.
568
00:43:26,263 --> 00:43:27,753
Itjust died.
569
00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:31,096
Don'tyou ever do that again!
570
00:43:35,005 --> 00:43:38,133
The size ofthat thing insideyou! It
was like this! You took it like a man.
571
00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:41,439
You're all right. You did great.
Can I getyou anything?
572
00:43:42,446 --> 00:43:45,711
Ice cream.
I'd like an ice cream, please.
573
00:43:45,782 --> 00:43:49,616
- What favor?
- It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
574
00:44:03,033 --> 00:44:07,436
Man! Now I'm a Hawaiian warrior?
575
00:44:07,504 --> 00:44:12,601
I'm thinking seriously about moving.
Maybe to California, start over.
576
00:44:12,676 --> 00:44:16,112
Because ofthe fireman thing?
Big deal. You funked out.
577
00:44:16,179 --> 00:44:19,979
You know how many times
I've funked in my life? A ton.
578
00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:23,213
Hey, pool boy, you watering down
the mai tais?
579
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:26,881
No, sir.
But let me fixyou something special.
580
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:32,356
'Causeyou're nothing
but a big, fat monkey turd.
581
00:44:32,429 --> 00:44:33,794
Excuse me?
582
00:44:33,864 --> 00:44:35,525
What?
583
00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:37,590
Drink's almost ready.
584
00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:42,461
Hereyou go.
That should tideyou over.
585
00:44:56,887 --> 00:45:00,983
Anddon'tforget, folks
That's whatyouget, folks
586
00:45:01,057 --> 00:45:03,582
Formaking whoopee
587
00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:15,361
Oh, damn it!
588
00:45:17,007 --> 00:45:18,941
That's gonna stain.
589
00:45:37,627 --> 00:45:41,324
Barry! Barry, where areyou?
590
00:45:41,398 --> 00:45:44,663
I can't seeyou.
Where areyou?
591
00:45:44,768 --> 00:45:47,396
I'm down here, my pet, by the water.
592
00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:18,626
Somethingjust ate Barry Cartwright!
593
00:46:20,837 --> 00:46:22,771
That's too bad.
594
00:46:29,045 --> 00:46:32,776
I don't get it.
How does someone with your background...
595
00:46:32,849 --> 00:46:36,444
credentials and talent
end up...
596
00:46:38,121 --> 00:46:39,554
likeyou?
597
00:46:40,824 --> 00:46:41,916
Thankyou.
598
00:46:41,992 --> 00:46:44,586
Your partner could have died.
What wereyou thinking?
599
00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:47,730
I was desperate.
600
00:46:47,797 --> 00:46:51,460
I've been exiled out here for 5 years,
watching the world pass me by...
601
00:46:51,568 --> 00:46:54,503
and this amazing discovery
falls into my lap.
602
00:46:54,571 --> 00:46:56,766
I look at it as my ticket out ofhere.
603
00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:02,974
But I don't suppose
you would understand that.
604
00:47:04,014 --> 00:47:09,111
No, how could I? I'm a humorless
ice maiden in need ofa good humping.
605
00:47:12,222 --> 00:47:15,817
- You heard that, huh?
- Loud and clear.
606
00:47:15,892 --> 00:47:20,192
Don't thinkyou know
so much about me. You don't.
607
00:47:20,263 --> 00:47:22,254
I'm sure I don't.
608
00:47:24,868 --> 00:47:27,428
Thankyou for not calling the cops.
609
00:47:36,212 --> 00:47:39,204
Oh, be careful!
610
00:47:39,282 --> 00:47:41,216
Stop being such a baby.
611
00:47:44,788 --> 00:47:47,086
I've seen that car before.
612
00:47:48,758 --> 00:47:50,953
No more bran for me.
613
00:47:52,762 --> 00:47:52,796
Hey, girls.
614
00:47:52,796 --> 00:47:54,525
Hey, girls.
615
00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:03,704
Stop. Cut it out.
616
00:48:04,975 --> 00:48:07,170
Hey, it's the meteor guy.
617
00:48:07,243 --> 00:48:09,336
What's in the bag?
Your blow-up doll?
618
00:48:09,412 --> 00:48:13,473
Oh, no. I got something
thatyou're really gonna like.
619
00:48:13,550 --> 00:48:16,212
- What happened toyou?
- Shut up.
620
00:48:17,821 --> 00:48:19,755
You guys teach here?
621
00:48:19,823 --> 00:48:21,290
Yeah.
622
00:48:21,358 --> 00:48:23,349
I was thinking about taking
some classes.
623
00:48:23,426 --> 00:48:27,760
But I decided to hit thejob market
early and get ajump start on things.
624
00:48:29,499 --> 00:48:31,262
Can we helpyou?
625
00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:35,532
Yeah. A guy got killed
at my country club last night.
626
00:48:35,638 --> 00:48:38,539
A real douche bag.
627
00:48:38,608 --> 00:48:40,735
Thatjust doesn't make it right.
628
00:48:41,978 --> 00:48:44,173
It was an animal attack.
629
00:48:48,485 --> 00:48:50,851
Isn't that something?
630
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,286
Happened by the water hazard
on the fourth green.
631
00:48:53,356 --> 00:48:55,824
The lady he was banging saw
the whole thing.
632
00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:59,623
We chased this sucker on the fairway,
and then it died in a sand trap.
633
00:48:59,696 --> 00:49:02,358
Itjust died? How?
634
00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,401
Like it was choking to death.
635
00:49:06,803 --> 00:49:09,431
You know? Stopped breathing.
636
00:49:09,539 --> 00:49:11,302
Anyway...
637
00:49:11,374 --> 00:49:15,435
it's like nothing I ever saw before and
I thoughtyou might want to look at it.
638
00:49:28,691 --> 00:49:31,751
Jill, you've got some kind
ofinfestation here.
639
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:36,326
You have a serious bug problem.
640
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,833
What?
641
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:48,008
Jill, there's something
in your closet.
642
00:49:51,981 --> 00:49:53,676
Open the door, Grace.
643
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:55,843
Me? It's your house.
644
00:50:16,439 --> 00:50:18,669
When did you get a dog?
645
00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:23,769
We don't have a damn dog.
646
00:50:25,415 --> 00:50:29,374
I don't think that's a dog.
It's like a rodent.
647
00:50:29,452 --> 00:50:31,511
Or a muskrat or pig.
648
00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:37,851
- How the hell did it get in here?
- It doesn't look too healthy.
649
00:50:37,927 --> 00:50:40,191
Well, it's frightened.
650
00:50:40,263 --> 00:50:45,724
Oh, look, he can barely breathe,
he's so scared.
651
00:50:45,802 --> 00:50:50,705
Come on, cutie pie.
Don't be afraid.
652
00:50:50,807 --> 00:50:53,674
Come on, come on.
That's a good boy.
653
00:51:02,919 --> 00:51:04,477
Yes, 91 1 ?
654
00:51:20,803 --> 00:51:22,737
What the hell is that thing?
655
00:51:30,013 --> 00:51:31,446
Thanks.
656
00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:37,649
Pick me up in an hour. No, two.
Oh, an hour and a halfwould be good.
657
00:51:43,026 --> 00:51:44,493
Thanks.
658
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,268
Hi. Doyou have any messages for me?
659
00:51:58,942 --> 00:52:02,241
Two single beds, please.
We're fighting.
660
00:52:02,312 --> 00:52:06,908
Ira, I'm tired. I've had two hours sleep
and I've got to take a shower.
661
00:52:06,983 --> 00:52:08,678
They're spreading.
662
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:13,484
You talking about the golfcourse?
Woodman sent a team there two hours ago.
663
00:52:13,556 --> 00:52:17,788
Well, it's too bad you missed
the five-foot amphibian dead in my lab.
664
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:20,624
They're adapting.
We gotta shut it down.
665
00:52:20,697 --> 00:52:23,427
You're overreacting.
We can handle this.
666
00:52:24,601 --> 00:52:26,569
I used to be arrogant likeyou.
667
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:31,972
We're both aware ofwhat that led to.
Take me seriously, Allison.
668
00:52:33,676 --> 00:52:35,473
I do takeyou seriously.
669
00:52:37,013 --> 00:52:40,744
Then you gotta talk to Woodman,
'cause he won't listen to me.
670
00:52:40,817 --> 00:52:43,581
We gotta kill these things
while we still can.
671
00:52:46,222 --> 00:52:49,714
All right. I'll discuss it with him,
but I can't promiseyou anything.
672
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,953
Thankyou.
673
00:52:52,028 --> 00:52:55,657
-Just one more thing.
- Yeah?
674
00:52:55,732 --> 00:52:58,724
Doyou thinkyou could ever
be attracted to me?
675
00:53:00,770 --> 00:53:01,964
Bye, Ira.
676
00:53:02,071 --> 00:53:03,971
It'sjust food for thought.
677
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:13,071
Yeah, she's mine.
678
00:53:16,286 --> 00:53:18,550
I've been an adjunct professor
for fouryears...
679
00:53:18,621 --> 00:53:24,082
but I'm hoping this alien brouhaha
will net me an honorary doctorate.
680
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,721
You gonna finish that bacon?
681
00:53:27,797 --> 00:53:30,265
Yeah, I'm gonna finish it.
I ordered it, didn't I?
682
00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:35,293
So about the coaching girls' volleyball?
683
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,932
Doyou ever get
to see them take showers?
684
00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:42,443
Yeah, all the time.
Sometimes I showerwith them.
685
00:53:43,479 --> 00:53:45,504
You're kidding, right?
686
00:53:45,581 --> 00:53:47,879
- So?
- She's gonna talk to Woodman.
687
00:53:47,950 --> 00:53:49,884
Ah, thank goodness.
688
00:53:51,087 --> 00:53:52,520
I'm okay.
689
00:53:53,823 --> 00:53:56,053
Level with me.
690
00:53:56,125 --> 00:54:01,688
Is there some sort
ofalien attack happening here?
691
00:54:02,765 --> 00:54:04,790
We don't know.
692
00:54:07,236 --> 00:54:09,466
Excuse me,
could I borrowyour cream?
693
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,234
Hi, Denise.
694
00:54:12,308 --> 00:54:15,903
Hello, Ira.
Still setting the world on fire?
695
00:54:15,978 --> 00:54:17,070
Ow.
696
00:54:17,146 --> 00:54:19,614
That's Ira's ex
sitting with the cop.
697
00:54:19,682 --> 00:54:23,379
What's with the police escort? You're
not under arrest. I don't see handcuffs.
698
00:54:23,453 --> 00:54:26,854
That's funny. This is my friend, Sam.
He's about to make detective.
699
00:54:26,923 --> 00:54:29,983
I know Sam. We go way back.
Congratulations.
700
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:34,587
Maybeyou could look into my missing
shirts. She left with some ofmy shirts.
701
00:54:34,664 --> 00:54:36,757
See what I mean?
702
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:39,597
I'm not up on the law...
703
00:54:39,702 --> 00:54:43,729
but is it against the law when you leave
somebody's house with what they own?
704
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,933
You wantyour shirt?
705
00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,408
Seriously, take it.
706
00:54:48,478 --> 00:54:50,912
You must be cold, right?
Areyou cold? Is that it?
707
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:54,643
Why should I get to wear the shirt
when it's your shirt?
708
00:54:54,717 --> 00:54:58,118
It's amazing how manywomen
open their shirt to him.
709
00:54:58,187 --> 00:55:02,351
I'm sure he'll letyou borrow the shirt
forjust today. Right, Professor?
710
00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:07,021
Wegota code 12-72 in Valley Vista.
711
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:09,087
1 2-72? That's an animal attack.
712
00:55:09,165 --> 00:55:10,598
1 0-9-9 responding.
713
00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:13,134
- Gotta go, babe.
- Now?
714
00:55:13,202 --> 00:55:14,533
They're calling.
715
00:55:14,637 --> 00:55:16,002
Wait.
716
00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:18,472
Be careful.
717
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:23,439
- You'll take care ofthe check, right?
- Yeah.
718
00:55:30,153 --> 00:55:32,246
I want those shirts back, Denise.
719
00:55:33,322 --> 00:55:35,882
Hey, you gotta admit...
720
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:40,486
this animal attack
has an ominous feel to it.
721
00:55:40,563 --> 00:55:41,996
Check it out?
722
00:55:42,064 --> 00:55:44,794
- Check it out.
- All right!
723
00:55:56,946 --> 00:56:01,747
We're under the microscope so let's be
systematic and subtle in what we do.
724
00:56:01,818 --> 00:56:05,185
- No cowboy stuff, okay?
- Professionals.
725
00:56:05,254 --> 00:56:07,279
OfficerJohnson.
726
00:56:07,356 --> 00:56:10,792
- Fellas, why areyou here?
- We heard about the animal attack.
727
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:13,192
And part ofourjob
with the Health Department...
728
00:56:13,262 --> 00:56:15,321
is to ascertain
ifthere's any health risk.
729
00:56:15,398 --> 00:56:18,834
You know what? No. Not this time.
Forget about it.
730
00:56:18,935 --> 00:56:21,597
- You touch it with your bare hands?
- That would be a serious no-no.
731
00:56:21,704 --> 00:56:25,196
- You did? He touched it.
- That's not good.
732
00:56:25,308 --> 00:56:27,333
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
733
00:56:27,443 --> 00:56:30,469
Okay, why don'tyou guys come in
and take a look?
734
00:56:30,546 --> 00:56:35,245
I'll be checking things out around here
in this vicinity.
735
00:56:42,992 --> 00:56:45,552
This dog is all ass.
736
00:56:45,628 --> 00:56:48,859
Ira, look at this, man.
737
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,359
He would have come
from in here, right?
738
00:56:54,470 --> 00:56:57,234
It'sjust used for storage
and access under the house.
739
00:57:03,179 --> 00:57:05,909
Looks like he crawled right through
the dirt there.
740
00:57:09,018 --> 00:57:10,576
Hey, guys.
741
00:57:10,653 --> 00:57:14,384
I was conducting a parameter check...
742
00:57:14,457 --> 00:57:16,948
and there's something
you'd better see.
743
00:57:17,026 --> 00:57:19,995
You liked that thing,
you're gonna love this.
744
00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:21,495
What is it?
745
00:57:32,808 --> 00:57:35,106
Great googa-mooga!
746
00:57:35,177 --> 00:57:37,111
What'd I tell you?
747
00:57:39,515 --> 00:57:41,483
They're crawling out.
748
00:57:43,052 --> 00:57:45,612
They're trying to breathe
in our atmosphere.
749
00:57:46,756 --> 00:57:49,623
Fortunately, they haven't been able
to adaptyet.
750
00:57:52,762 --> 00:57:56,664
Hey, Ira, I think I know
how these things got here.
751
00:57:56,732 --> 00:57:58,290
How?
752
00:57:58,401 --> 00:58:00,460
Well, this entire area...
753
00:58:00,570 --> 00:58:04,336
is a honeycomb ofcaves
and old mine shafts.
754
00:58:04,407 --> 00:58:06,898
Ifmemory serves,
the Moenave cave system...
755
00:58:07,009 --> 00:58:10,604
starts a few miles from here,
west ofthe golfcourse.
756
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:14,639
Runs into the foothills, continues to
the Kaibab plateau and into Lake Powell.
757
00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:22,887
Our cave is smack dab
in the middle ofthe system.
758
00:58:22,959 --> 00:58:24,483
It's all connected.
759
00:58:26,796 --> 00:58:29,230
- Could you repeat that?
- I'm impressed.
760
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:34,031
Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exterior
beats the heart ofa true scientist.
761
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:37,230
Whoa, guys! That one's moving.
762
00:58:42,745 --> 00:58:45,179
What the hell is it doing?
763
00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:49,713
It's trying to breathe.
764
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:02,187
That's like a big loogie!
765
00:59:19,215 --> 00:59:21,376
Mazeltov. It's a boy.
766
00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:26,613
It's oxygen tolerant.
767
00:59:35,464 --> 00:59:37,398
It's fying away.
Is that a bad thing?
768
00:59:37,466 --> 00:59:39,957
Only ifyou're a human being.
769
00:59:42,805 --> 00:59:44,272
You know how much I hate shopping.
770
00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:46,841
We need to find you something
nice forThanksgiving.
771
00:59:46,942 --> 00:59:48,375
I got enough clothes.
772
00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:53,844
Tony, that color's great on you.
773
00:59:54,984 --> 00:59:56,417
Whoa.
774
01:00:28,317 --> 01:00:30,251
This might be the place.
775
01:00:39,195 --> 01:00:41,493
Ever used one ofthese before?
776
01:00:41,564 --> 01:00:43,657
Just 'cause I'm a school teacher,
don't make me a pussy.
777
01:00:43,733 --> 01:00:48,534
Ladies, a fying extraterrestrial's
in the store. Can we focus?
778
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,804
I'm in here.Just a minute.
779
01:01:02,418 --> 01:01:04,613
Just a second, please.
780
01:01:05,955 --> 01:01:10,016
I said,just a second, bitch!
781
01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:15,959
How'd you like me to scratch
the eyes out ofyour skull?
782
01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:47,857
Here, birdy-birdy-birdy.
Birdy!
783
01:01:56,639 --> 01:01:58,072
All right.
784
01:01:59,141 --> 01:02:04,044
IfI was a giant, nasty alien bird
in a department store, where would I be?
785
01:02:04,113 --> 01:02:05,546
Lingerie.
786
01:02:05,614 --> 01:02:08,378
- Notyou, the bird.
- Lingerie.
787
01:02:11,587 --> 01:02:13,248
Help!
788
01:02:32,808 --> 01:02:34,867
You go low. I'm going high.
789
01:02:34,944 --> 01:02:36,377
Got it.
790
01:02:58,133 --> 01:03:00,101
We'll never find it.
791
01:03:00,169 --> 01:03:02,433
I lost him!
792
01:03:02,538 --> 01:03:05,837
How doyou lose a 20-foot bird
in the mall?
793
01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:09,469
Ira, I don't know.
794
01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,004
What do we do now?
795
01:03:26,729 --> 01:03:30,995
We've established that "ca-caw, ca-caw"
and "tookie-tookie" don't work.
796
01:03:31,066 --> 01:03:33,261
Right. Sorry.
797
01:03:34,403 --> 01:03:37,395
What doyou say, Ira?
Pack it in?
798
01:03:38,774 --> 01:03:41,368
Youare
799
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:45,539
Sobeautifultome
800
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:48,708
Step back, Harry.
I'm gonna shoot him.
801
01:03:48,784 --> 01:03:51,344
Stand down.
I'm gonna kill this one myself.
802
01:03:52,421 --> 01:03:55,254
Give me a chance.
I'm communicating here.
803
01:03:55,324 --> 01:04:00,352
Youaresobeautiful
804
01:04:00,429 --> 01:04:02,021
Tome
805
01:04:02,097 --> 01:04:06,056
Wayne, would you please stop,
becauseyou are embarrassing me.
806
01:04:06,168 --> 01:04:08,193
Can'tyousee
807
01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:11,568
You're every--
808
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,914
You're everything
thatIhope for
809
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,153
It's working.
810
01:04:31,226 --> 01:04:33,251
Yeah, sing, sing.
Rub some funk on it.
811
01:04:33,329 --> 01:04:36,264
Andyou're everythingIneed
812
01:04:42,638 --> 01:04:44,128
Here he comes!
813
01:04:44,239 --> 01:04:46,571
- Grab the girl. I'll get the bird.
- Got it!
814
01:05:16,772 --> 01:05:19,707
All right! Nice shot.
815
01:05:19,775 --> 01:05:25,407
I'm sorry. I swear to God
I will never shoplift again.
816
01:05:25,481 --> 01:05:26,971
Good.
817
01:05:37,059 --> 01:05:40,324
So what doyou want?
Light meat or dark?
818
01:05:40,396 --> 01:05:42,330
You have to ask?
819
01:05:48,971 --> 01:05:50,563
It's dead now.
820
01:05:50,672 --> 01:05:52,105
Yeah.
821
01:06:07,389 --> 01:06:10,756
Got tostart to feelin'solow
822
01:06:11,693 --> 01:06:14,287
AndIdecidedquickly
823
01:06:14,363 --> 01:06:16,024
Yes, Idid
824
01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:19,864
To disco downandcheck out theshow
825
01:06:19,968 --> 01:06:22,493
Yeah, they were dancin'andsingin'
826
01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:24,663
Andmovin'to thegroovin'
827
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,832
Andjust whenithitme
828
01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:29,467
Somebodyturnedaroundandshouted
829
01:06:29,545 --> 01:06:33,641
Play thatfunkymusic, whiteboy
830
01:06:33,715 --> 01:06:35,683
Play thatfunkymusic right
831
01:06:35,751 --> 01:06:39,278
I'mstandingat the edge of
the Valley Vistahousingcommunity...
832
01:06:39,354 --> 01:06:44,815
wherejust below me there are dozens
ofgiant, odd-looking dead creatures.
833
01:06:44,893 --> 01:06:49,125
We should stress to ourviewers that
we have received no official word from--
834
01:06:49,198 --> 01:06:52,099
I saw this ugly tentacle thing
come out ofthe ground.
835
01:06:52,201 --> 01:06:54,499
It tried to grab my private parts.
836
01:06:54,603 --> 01:06:56,798
Batted it away.
Got my hand.
837
01:06:56,905 --> 01:07:00,068
An atmosphere ofanxiety and confusion
in the greater Glen Canyon area.
838
01:07:00,142 --> 01:07:02,736
We stand outside
the state capitol building...
839
01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:07,544
awaiting comment from the governor's
office about the nature and origin...
840
01:07:07,616 --> 01:07:10,016
ofthese extraordinary creatures.
841
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:26,566
Governor Lewis, this way.
842
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:31,628
Whywas I not informed that we have
aliens crawling over my beloved state?
843
01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:37,372
I've got 400 media vultures outside my
office who know more about this than I.
844
01:07:37,446 --> 01:07:40,745
I ought to throw all ofyou in prison.
845
01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:43,216
Not that cushy federal place
with the loosejumpsuits.
846
01:07:43,285 --> 01:07:45,446
State prison, with the crotch binders!
847
01:07:45,521 --> 01:07:50,754
I'm sorry, but there were security
breaches made by Dr. Kane and his team.
848
01:07:50,826 --> 01:07:53,294
Wait a minute. No, no. Excuse me.
849
01:07:53,362 --> 01:07:56,263
That's not exactly true,
General Woodman.
850
01:07:56,331 --> 01:07:59,266
I believe the Governor's question
was directed at me, Dr. Reed.
851
01:07:59,368 --> 01:08:02,269
Put a plug in it. I'm not interested
in your bureaucratic crapola.
852
01:08:02,337 --> 01:08:04,999
What I reallywant to know is
how bad this thing is.
853
01:08:05,107 --> 01:08:06,836
It's bad, Governor.
854
01:08:07,943 --> 01:08:12,039
The new ground sensors
and the satellite thermal scans...
855
01:08:12,114 --> 01:08:15,174
indicate a potential problem.
856
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:17,582
I don't know how to read this!
What problem?
857
01:08:17,653 --> 01:08:21,282
Somebody, please, take this ugly bag
ofsnakes and lay them out straight.
858
01:08:21,356 --> 01:08:22,880
- Allow me.
- You are--
859
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,892
Dr. Allison Reed.
How doyou do?
860
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,451
Carla, would you mind
861
01:08:29,364 --> 01:08:32,959
The red markings indicate the growth
ofthe alien ecosystem.
862
01:08:35,871 --> 01:08:40,808
Unless we do something immediately,
we will lose Glen Canyon in three days.
863
01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:42,467
Great merciful Christ.
864
01:08:43,679 --> 01:08:49,140
In a week, the rest ofArizona.
Then the entire Southwest.
865
01:08:49,218 --> 01:08:53,314
In two months, the United States
officially belongs to them.
866
01:08:53,388 --> 01:08:55,583
And we are extinct.
867
01:08:55,657 --> 01:08:57,454
You're shittin' me!
868
01:09:03,398 --> 01:09:06,299
Come on, admit it.
You're glad to see us, huh?
869
01:09:06,401 --> 01:09:09,029
I, for one, am glad to seeyou.
Call the MP's. Have them arrested.
870
01:09:09,137 --> 01:09:12,538
Hey, wejust blew a giant alien bird
out ofa department store.
871
01:09:12,608 --> 01:09:14,542
We're covering upyour mess.
872
01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:19,377
Governor, Dr. Ira Kane. I'm chairman of
the science department at the college.
873
01:09:19,448 --> 01:09:20,938
My associate.
874
01:09:21,016 --> 01:09:24,713
Harry Phineas Block, adjunct professor
ofgeology. Voted foryou.
875
01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:28,813
Wayne Grey. Took some chemistry
in high school.
876
01:09:30,892 --> 01:09:35,454
You two gentlemen are the original
discovers ofthe phenomena, correct?
877
01:09:35,530 --> 01:09:38,693
Yes, they are. And they're also
responsible for the mess we're in now.
878
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,267
- Here we go.
- What?
879
01:09:40,335 --> 01:09:43,771
They broke into the contained area
and breached our safety procedures.
880
01:09:43,872 --> 01:09:47,205
Causing the dissemination ofalien
organisms outside the secured area.
881
01:09:47,276 --> 01:09:50,712
- Liar, liar, pants on fire!
- Criminal charges are in order here.
882
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:52,575
This is bullshit!
883
01:09:52,648 --> 01:09:54,172
Shut up! Listen.
884
01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:56,911
My state is being overrun
byvicious aliens.
885
01:09:56,985 --> 01:10:01,388
You're all supposed to be the experts.
I want to know right now.
886
01:10:01,456 --> 01:10:03,686
How the hell areyou supposed
to deal with this?
887
01:10:03,759 --> 01:10:09,322
This is an outline ofthe infected area
as ofthis afternoon.
888
01:10:09,398 --> 01:10:10,990
Governor, my plan...
889
01:10:11,066 --> 01:10:14,524
is to evacuate everyone from
within five miles ofthe perimeter.
890
01:10:14,603 --> 01:10:17,071
Evacuation? You're talking
about 10,000 people.
891
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:20,005
Yes, sir. We evacuate, make it safe...
892
01:10:20,075 --> 01:10:23,044
and then burn the alien menace
the hell out ofthere.
893
01:10:23,145 --> 01:10:24,510
With what?
894
01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:29,408
With napalm.
Lots and lots ofnapalm.
895
01:10:29,484 --> 01:10:32,214
Napalm? Why don'tyoujust nuke them
whileyou're at it?
896
01:10:32,287 --> 01:10:35,051
What about nukes?
897
01:10:35,123 --> 01:10:37,887
Pull your horns in, boys.
Nobody's dropping an H-bomb on my state.
898
01:10:37,959 --> 01:10:41,588
All this talk about napalm and burning
things makes me very damn nervous.
899
01:10:41,663 --> 01:10:45,190
It should. We don't know their reaction
to such an attack on a cellular level.
900
01:10:45,267 --> 01:10:49,499
Governor, it is time for
a military solution. This will work.
901
01:10:49,604 --> 01:10:52,869
General, sorry to interrupt.
You better take a look at this.
902
01:10:52,941 --> 01:10:54,408
What?
903
01:10:55,477 --> 01:10:56,637
Clear out.
904
01:10:59,848 --> 01:11:02,681
What? You called me out for this?
905
01:11:02,751 --> 01:11:06,517
Sir, one ofthe creatures
destroyed video four.
906
01:11:06,588 --> 01:11:08,613
What's going on there?
907
01:11:11,393 --> 01:11:14,624
My God!
They've evolved into primates.
908
01:11:16,698 --> 01:11:18,689
That's a face for radio.
909
01:11:33,482 --> 01:11:35,382
They took out six and seven.
910
01:11:35,450 --> 01:11:37,213
All the monitors are down.
911
01:11:37,285 --> 01:11:39,185
That can't be good.
912
01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:41,779
That's the elevator.
913
01:11:43,091 --> 01:11:45,025
We have no personnel down there.
914
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,584
They breached the air lock.
915
01:11:47,662 --> 01:11:49,527
The no-nose chimp?
916
01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,926
Call for backup.
917
01:11:54,136 --> 01:11:57,264
We need backup!
They're going through the elevator!
918
01:12:01,309 --> 01:12:02,936
Cover the elevator!
919
01:12:04,012 --> 01:12:05,775
Stay back behind me.
920
01:12:05,847 --> 01:12:08,247
Get the hell offme!
I want to see this thing!
921
01:12:13,688 --> 01:12:15,553
Be prepared to fire.
922
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,963
It's empty, sir.
923
01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:49,650
The governor!
924
01:13:02,270 --> 01:13:05,637
- Do something!
- Hold your fire!
925
01:13:05,707 --> 01:13:07,470
You'll get somebody killed.
926
01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:33,327
Nice shot.
927
01:13:33,435 --> 01:13:35,665
I'll take that now.
928
01:13:40,408 --> 01:13:45,402
You have my full support to do whatever
you need to do, however much firepower.
929
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:49,644
You can melt the place to beaded glass
ifthat's what it takes.
930
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:52,619
Just get these hell-blown creazoids
out ofmy state!
931
01:13:52,687 --> 01:13:55,247
Thankyou, Governor.
I'll be ready to go by noon tomorrow.
932
01:13:55,323 --> 01:13:56,415
Good.
933
01:13:56,491 --> 01:13:59,517
- Where haveyou two been?
- I was getting out ofthe way.
934
01:13:59,594 --> 01:14:02,222
Get me out ofhere.
935
01:14:02,297 --> 01:14:04,527
Science project's over.
936
01:14:04,599 --> 01:14:07,693
I wantyou and your people gone.
937
01:14:07,802 --> 01:14:11,101
- Soldier, escort these men out.
- Yes, sir.
938
01:14:17,145 --> 01:14:20,080
Don'tyou have work to do?
939
01:14:20,148 --> 01:14:22,241
You are such an asshole.
940
01:14:26,655 --> 01:14:29,215
When a woman expresses anger,
it's often because--
941
01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:31,725
Shut up, Flemming.
942
01:14:33,795 --> 01:14:36,662
Okay, I know where the car is.
943
01:14:37,966 --> 01:14:39,991
Wipe my ass too?
944
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,228
Hey, guys?
945
01:14:43,805 --> 01:14:45,830
Got room for one more?
946
01:14:46,841 --> 01:14:48,069
Hell, yeah.
947
01:14:48,143 --> 01:14:53,581
Who wants to be deputy director anyway?
The real money's in the private sector.
948
01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:58,219
- Areyou sure about this?
- Oh, yeah.
949
01:14:58,286 --> 01:15:03,485
Listen, it may not seem like much, but
I gotyour research files and samples.
950
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:10,559
So, ifwe survive this,
you guys will get the credit.
951
01:15:14,269 --> 01:15:15,463
Thankyou.
952
01:15:15,570 --> 01:15:17,868
- It's nothing.
- No, thank-- Let me get this.
953
01:15:17,939 --> 01:15:20,874
- No, I got it.
- All right.
954
01:15:24,112 --> 01:15:26,239
Sorry. Excuse me.
955
01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:29,249
We haven't been formally introduced yet.
I'm Wayne Grey.
956
01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:33,048
- Oh, hey, I'm kinda with him.
- Oh, that's cool.
957
01:15:34,990 --> 01:15:36,924
Buckle up, Allison. We're rolling.
958
01:15:36,992 --> 01:15:38,482
Okay. Oh, goodness!
959
01:15:42,230 --> 01:15:46,189
Facilitiesarebeingprovided
foryouandyour families.
960
01:15:46,301 --> 01:15:49,532
Pleasemove inan orderly fashion
to thesafe zone.
961
01:15:57,679 --> 01:15:59,977
They're gonna blow up the whole town.
962
01:16:23,071 --> 01:16:26,871
Attention. Weneedto clearthisarea.
963
01:16:26,941 --> 01:16:31,401
Foryourownsafety,
evacuateimmediately.
964
01:16:33,615 --> 01:16:35,606
Can you make a beer run?
965
01:16:47,562 --> 01:16:51,259
- Professor Kane!
- Arizona is going down, baby!
966
01:16:51,332 --> 01:16:54,199
This may not be the best time
foryou boys to be drinking.
967
01:17:01,076 --> 01:17:03,772
I was your first.
968
01:17:03,845 --> 01:17:06,109
We discovered you in that cave.
You were scared and alone.
969
01:17:06,181 --> 01:17:10,481
It was just you, me and Harry
in the beginning. Those were good times.
970
01:17:10,552 --> 01:17:12,543
Why don't you level with me?
971
01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:15,748
You can trust me.
Talk to me.
972
01:17:15,824 --> 01:17:18,793
Just tell me the secret.
973
01:17:18,860 --> 01:17:21,886
Tell me the answer.
Tell me how to kill you!
974
01:17:21,963 --> 01:17:25,455
You are losing it, pal.
975
01:17:25,533 --> 01:17:27,364
What is that stuff?
976
01:17:28,470 --> 01:17:31,268
Some ofthe original liquid material
from inside the meteor.
977
01:17:31,339 --> 01:17:34,069
- Why hasn't it evolved like the rest?
- I don't know.
978
01:17:34,142 --> 01:17:36,576
Maybe because it was refrigerated...
979
01:17:36,644 --> 01:17:39,511
was locked in an airtight case,
didn't have anything to metabolize with.
980
01:17:39,581 --> 01:17:42,209
But regardless, that doesn't give us
any clues to--
981
01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:47,250
When did you start smoking?
982
01:17:47,322 --> 01:17:49,950
Not much ofa point
to clean living anymore.
983
01:18:09,711 --> 01:18:11,338
Whoa!
984
01:18:16,151 --> 01:18:18,642
These things react to fire
like it was Miracle-Gro.
985
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,153
Fire.
986
01:18:21,623 --> 01:18:24,956
The organisms were dormant in space and
then collided with Earth's atmosphere.
987
01:18:25,026 --> 01:18:29,622
And bam! Heat. Fire.
That's the catalyst.
988
01:18:29,697 --> 01:18:35,135
So ifa little match catalyzes this
stuff, what's a ton ofnapalm gonna do?
989
01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:38,004
So much for the military option.
990
01:18:44,746 --> 01:18:46,771
Call that dick general.
991
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,145
That's a lot ofnapalm.
992
01:18:54,222 --> 01:18:56,213
Yes, it is.
993
01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:59,590
We're going to blow those damn creatures
straight to hell.
994
01:18:59,661 --> 01:19:01,686
We'll fush them out
along the mine shafts...
995
01:19:01,763 --> 01:19:05,529
then mop up the edges as they run
trying to escape the fames.
996
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:08,728
Excuse me, General.
There's an urgent call from Dr. Reed.
997
01:19:08,837 --> 01:19:11,829
She says she has important information
about the mission.
998
01:19:11,940 --> 01:19:15,808
Really? Well, unfortunately,
I'm not available.
999
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:23,448
Anything more?
1000
01:19:23,518 --> 01:19:25,418
No, sir.
1001
01:19:31,459 --> 01:19:33,518
He blew me off.
Can you believe it?
1002
01:19:33,595 --> 01:19:35,859
That bastard
wouldn't even take my call.
1003
01:19:35,930 --> 01:19:38,364
You did call him an asshole.
1004
01:19:38,433 --> 01:19:41,925
- Hey, Dr. K. Time to party.
- We got beer.
1005
01:19:42,036 --> 01:19:44,527
- I'll take one.
- Me too. I just quit smoking.
1006
01:19:44,639 --> 01:19:46,573
What areyou boys doing here?
1007
01:19:46,641 --> 01:19:49,075
We thoughtyou could use a brewski
to mellow out.
1008
01:19:49,143 --> 01:19:51,907
Kick back and chill.
1009
01:19:51,980 --> 01:19:56,314
Have a beer, relax.
It's gonna helpyou with your research.
1010
01:19:56,384 --> 01:19:59,285
Whoa! Look at that thing!
1011
01:19:59,354 --> 01:20:02,915
Whoa! Can we have that when you guys
are done with it?
1012
01:20:02,991 --> 01:20:06,791
Fellas, thankyou foryour help
and the beers, but we're working.
1013
01:20:06,861 --> 01:20:09,523
Hold it. Hold it.
1014
01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:11,531
- Look at that.
- What areyou doing?
1015
01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:14,693
Selenium.
That could be the answer.
1016
01:20:14,802 --> 01:20:18,863
I'm looking at the Periodic Table on
yourT-shirt and I see this pattern.
1017
01:20:18,973 --> 01:20:21,874
- Take offyour shirt. I'll showyou.
- Yes!
1018
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:23,570
No, I don't think so.
1019
01:20:23,645 --> 01:20:26,910
We are a carbon based life-form.
1020
01:20:26,981 --> 01:20:28,471
Keep pulling, Dr. K.
1021
01:20:28,549 --> 01:20:32,280
We move down here, and you've found
our poison: arsenic.
1022
01:20:32,353 --> 01:20:34,719
But the aliens are nitrogen based,
right?
1023
01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:38,316
You make the same move down and over...
1024
01:20:38,393 --> 01:20:40,725
and where doyou find yourself?
1025
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,821
- Selenium.
- Selenium.
1026
01:20:43,898 --> 01:20:46,298
Could be as lethal to them
as arsenic is to us.
1027
01:20:46,401 --> 01:20:49,427
And with their metabolic rates,
it'll kill them fast.
1028
01:20:52,006 --> 01:20:54,839
Selenium. How much do we need?
1029
01:20:58,346 --> 01:21:00,906
Five hundred gallons could do it,
should do it.
1030
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,950
Five hundred gallons?
1031
01:21:03,017 --> 01:21:08,284
Um, I hate to be a buzzkill, but where
are we gonna get that at 2:00 a.m.?
1032
01:21:08,356 --> 01:21:10,017
No problem.
1033
01:21:10,091 --> 01:21:12,150
Yeah, we can get that.
1034
01:21:15,897 --> 01:21:17,296
Head & Shoulders.
1035
01:21:17,365 --> 01:21:18,957
The dandruffshampoo?
1036
01:21:19,033 --> 01:21:23,595
Yeah, that's the stuff. The active
ingredient is selenium sulfide.
1037
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,975
How doyou know that?
You don't know anything.
1038
01:21:29,077 --> 01:21:32,945
Haven'tyou noticed how shiny
and fake-free our hair is?
1039
01:21:36,784 --> 01:21:40,049
Okay, this is the best idea we got.
1040
01:21:40,121 --> 01:21:42,681
Let's give it a shot. Come on.
Let's do it!
1041
01:21:42,757 --> 01:21:46,022
Yeah! We'll get the troops together.
We're getting shampoo!
1042
01:21:46,094 --> 01:21:47,857
I've got the vehicle.
1043
01:21:47,929 --> 01:21:51,831
Good! Donalds, youjust gotyourA's.
1044
01:21:51,899 --> 01:21:53,332
Yes!
1045
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,308
Almost full.
1046
01:22:07,482 --> 01:22:11,714
There's something I feel I should
tell you, but I don't know exactly how.
1047
01:22:11,786 --> 01:22:17,156
Just say it. We're adults and we're all
about to die a very horrible death.
1048
01:22:17,225 --> 01:22:19,523
So?
1049
01:22:19,594 --> 01:22:22,062
I would've rocked yourworld.
1050
01:22:27,335 --> 01:22:29,599
- You already have.
- We're full!
1051
01:22:29,704 --> 01:22:33,299
Battle stations! Lock and load!
1052
01:22:35,376 --> 01:22:38,573
- Can we continue this discussion later?
- Yes.
1053
01:22:39,547 --> 01:22:40,946
Let's do this!
1054
01:22:42,784 --> 01:22:45,048
Let's shampoo us some aliens!
1055
01:23:04,639 --> 01:23:06,607
Lots ofsoldiers around.
1056
01:23:12,847 --> 01:23:17,875
There's an abandoned mine halfa click
south ofhere. We can sneak in there.
1057
01:23:17,952 --> 01:23:20,318
Halfa click? What areyou,
in Vietnam?
1058
01:23:20,388 --> 01:23:23,846
Hey, I'm digging this.
Workwith me, baby.
1059
01:23:42,610 --> 01:23:46,137
It's over here!
It's right here!
1060
01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:51,410
- You okay?
- I'm good. I'm good.
1061
01:23:52,553 --> 01:23:55,021
- Let's go!
- Let's do this!
1062
01:23:56,390 --> 01:23:58,449
You sure this leads
to the main cavern?
1063
01:23:58,526 --> 01:24:01,518
It'll lead us somewhere.
Geology's not an exact science.
1064
01:24:04,866 --> 01:24:08,802
Where areyou?
Where areyou, my little aliens?
1065
01:24:10,738 --> 01:24:12,228
Showyourself.
1066
01:24:22,450 --> 01:24:24,350
Warm to the touch.
1067
01:24:28,055 --> 01:24:30,046
Highly acidic.
1068
01:24:30,124 --> 01:24:32,888
We do not have time foryou to act
likeyou know whatyou're doing.
1069
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:37,294
- What happened to the respect?
- Woodman's going at noon. Hurry.
1070
01:24:40,134 --> 01:24:41,795
Very good.
1071
01:24:41,903 --> 01:24:43,837
- Are the troops in place?
- They're ahead ofschedule.
1072
01:24:43,938 --> 01:24:46,771
Excellent. We can go early.
1073
01:24:46,841 --> 01:24:50,140
Oh, no. What is he doing here?
1074
01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:54,413
Governor Lewis.
1075
01:24:54,482 --> 01:24:57,713
I don't see anything burning.
Where are all the explosions?
1076
01:24:57,785 --> 01:25:01,050
We'rejust getting underway. Didn't know
you were coming to see the show.
1077
01:25:01,122 --> 01:25:03,784
You damn well better make it
a good one, Sergeant.
1078
01:25:03,858 --> 01:25:05,325
That's General.
1079
01:25:05,393 --> 01:25:08,658
Not ifyou screw this up.
Keeping my chairwarm for me?
1080
01:25:09,864 --> 01:25:11,832
Thankyou.
1081
01:25:11,899 --> 01:25:14,732
I'll take a pair ofspy glasses
and a hot chocolate.
1082
01:25:14,835 --> 01:25:16,564
Give me a hose.
1083
01:25:16,671 --> 01:25:21,335
Get up top. When I giveyou the signal,
start pumping the selenium.
1084
01:25:21,409 --> 01:25:23,070
Got it.
1085
01:25:42,430 --> 01:25:47,424
Okay, we're gonna spray all around
the meteor, then get out ofhere fast.
1086
01:25:50,638 --> 01:25:52,367
Oh, blue monkey!
1087
01:25:55,376 --> 01:25:58,243
Wayne, charge the line now!
1088
01:26:07,521 --> 01:26:11,287
- That's the napalm!
- Woodman went early!
1089
01:26:21,402 --> 01:26:23,597
Bad, bad, bad, bad!
1090
01:26:23,704 --> 01:26:26,138
Wayne, come on!
1091
01:26:28,376 --> 01:26:30,674
Okay, I'm out!
1092
01:26:36,684 --> 01:26:38,549
Oh! We gotta go!
1093
01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:45,986
Go! Go, go! Faster! Get up there!
1094
01:26:46,060 --> 01:26:49,029
- Go!
- Run foryour life!
1095
01:26:55,269 --> 01:26:59,000
Quite the bonfire, General Woodman.
Should've brought some wieners.
1096
01:26:59,073 --> 01:27:00,802
That can be arranged.
1097
01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:04,504
- First reports are excellent, sir.
- Very good.
1098
01:27:07,214 --> 01:27:09,512
Keep it together, Wayne.
Keep it together.
1099
01:27:10,551 --> 01:27:11,984
Oh, my God.
1100
01:27:19,226 --> 01:27:21,319
What's happening?
1101
01:27:22,797 --> 01:27:24,697
- It's coming!
- What's coming?
1102
01:27:27,368 --> 01:27:28,892
Get outta here!
1103
01:27:30,705 --> 01:27:33,139
General, look.
1104
01:27:48,489 --> 01:27:49,683
Hurry!
1105
01:27:49,757 --> 01:27:50,883
Drive!
1106
01:27:50,958 --> 01:27:52,323
Go! Go!
1107
01:28:46,814 --> 01:28:49,044
Fall back. Fall back!
1108
01:28:53,988 --> 01:28:56,149
What the hell is that thing?
1109
01:28:56,223 --> 01:29:00,751
The napalm forced an evolutionary
response,just like the match.
1110
01:29:01,896 --> 01:29:03,329
That's evolution?
1111
01:29:03,397 --> 01:29:07,959
Survival ofthe fittest. Often
the simplest organism is the strongest.
1112
01:29:08,068 --> 01:29:09,968
It's freaking out.
1113
01:29:10,037 --> 01:29:14,337
It's starting to have some sort
ofspaz attack.
1114
01:29:14,408 --> 01:29:17,935
No, that's not spazzing out.
1115
01:29:18,012 --> 01:29:20,003
It's getting ready to divide.
1116
01:29:24,418 --> 01:29:26,010
Mitosis.
1117
01:29:26,086 --> 01:29:30,113
Wait. There's gonna be more
ofthese things?
1118
01:29:30,191 --> 01:29:31,783
Yeah, a lot more.
1119
01:29:31,859 --> 01:29:35,192
Its cycle's starting over again.
It's gonna go on growing...
1120
01:29:35,262 --> 01:29:37,196
and doubling until it takes over.
1121
01:29:37,264 --> 01:29:40,825
Yeah, but we were here first.
1122
01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:47,206
So that Head & Shoulders idea,
is that still the plan orwhat?
1123
01:29:50,344 --> 01:29:51,606
I'm driving.
1124
01:29:51,679 --> 01:29:55,843
I don't care ifhe's on Air Force One.
They've got phones. I've seen them!
1125
01:29:55,916 --> 01:29:58,350
I don't think this
is gonna wait an hour.
1126
01:29:58,419 --> 01:30:02,116
Hey, what's that fire truck
doing out there?
1127
01:30:18,472 --> 01:30:19,905
Mama.
1128
01:30:27,781 --> 01:30:29,373
Can you believe this?
1129
01:30:29,450 --> 01:30:32,180
We gotta find a point ofattack.
1130
01:30:36,657 --> 01:30:38,557
There!
1131
01:30:47,001 --> 01:30:48,366
Nasty!
1132
01:30:48,469 --> 01:30:51,029
Allison, stop, stop.
Right here.
1133
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:57,069
- Here we go!
- Get the ladder up!
1134
01:30:59,580 --> 01:31:01,946
Feed me the hose, Deke!
1135
01:31:02,016 --> 01:31:04,348
- What areyou doing?
- Going up top.
1136
01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:08,013
Not before me.
I've got a major score to settle.
1137
01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:09,953
Go, go!
1138
01:31:26,006 --> 01:31:29,737
We don't have much time. Hurry!
1139
01:31:35,149 --> 01:31:37,379
- Left!
- Left!
1140
01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:40,420
All right, I got it. I haven't had
too much practice with this thing.
1141
01:31:43,223 --> 01:31:46,215
Stop! Stop!
1142
01:31:49,396 --> 01:31:52,194
- What's going on?
- I don't know, but it's getting bigger.
1143
01:31:52,266 --> 01:31:55,064
What the hell are those guys doing
with that ladder?
1144
01:31:57,037 --> 01:32:00,905
Looks like they're getting ready
to administer ajumbo enema.
1145
01:32:00,975 --> 01:32:03,773
We got one shot. Let's do this.
1146
01:32:03,844 --> 01:32:07,439
It's payback time!
1147
01:32:11,418 --> 01:32:13,352
Keep it in there!
1148
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:15,650
What's it look like I'm doing?
1149
01:32:17,024 --> 01:32:19,083
It's working!
1150
01:32:24,365 --> 01:32:26,458
- Shit!
- Whoa!
1151
01:32:28,402 --> 01:32:29,630
What the hell?
1152
01:32:29,737 --> 01:32:32,399
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1153
01:32:32,506 --> 01:32:34,599
Give me back my friend,
you big sphincter!
1154
01:32:35,409 --> 01:32:37,172
She's gonna blow!
1155
01:32:37,244 --> 01:32:38,472
Stop kicking!
1156
01:32:38,545 --> 01:32:40,638
It's horrible in here!
1157
01:32:40,714 --> 01:32:41,976
I gotyou!
1158
01:32:42,049 --> 01:32:44,779
- Please. Hold me.
- I gotyou!
1159
01:32:44,852 --> 01:32:46,717
Don't let me go!
1160
01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:52,852
We gotta get outta here.
This thing's gonna blow.
1161
01:32:52,926 --> 01:32:55,486
You cannot imagine
what I've seen in there.
1162
01:32:55,562 --> 01:32:57,189
Hurry up, guys!
1163
01:32:57,264 --> 01:33:01,200
Ira, don'tyou ever tell anyone
where I've been.
1164
01:33:01,301 --> 01:33:03,030
Dear Lord!
1165
01:33:08,709 --> 01:33:10,643
Uh-oh. Time to go.
1166
01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:15,306
- Go!
- Go!
1167
01:33:36,737 --> 01:33:39,228
Whoa! We did it!
1168
01:34:14,775 --> 01:34:19,474
Here we go, sir.Just relax,
and we'll haveyoujust as good as new.
1169
01:34:20,547 --> 01:34:23,573
I am happy to report
that absolutely all remaining traces...
1170
01:34:23,650 --> 01:34:26,312
ofthe alien menace
have been eradicated...
1171
01:34:26,386 --> 01:34:29,355
using the selenium shampoo formula
developed right here.
1172
01:34:29,423 --> 01:34:34,417
Now let me introduce our civilian
scientist heroes and their team.
1173
01:34:34,495 --> 01:34:38,659
The best that the great state ofArizona
has been privileged to produce.
1174
01:34:42,669 --> 01:34:44,933
So, this is your moment.
1175
01:34:45,005 --> 01:34:48,839
You wouldn't want to miss this
for anything, huh?
1176
01:34:48,909 --> 01:34:53,972
Firstly, I would likeyou all
to meet Wayne Grey.
1177
01:34:54,047 --> 01:34:58,177
As oftoday,
fully credentialed firefighter.
1178
01:34:58,252 --> 01:34:59,981
I spoke to the chief.
1179
01:35:00,053 --> 01:35:02,021
Oh, thanks, Governor.
1180
01:35:05,959 --> 01:35:10,259
Now our next hero, Professor
Harry Block, noted geologist...
1181
01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:13,424
and the winningest coach
in North Arizona's women's volleyball.
1182
01:35:13,534 --> 01:35:15,695
I appreciate that, Governor.
Very kind.
1183
01:35:15,803 --> 01:35:19,239
First ofall, let's give it up to God.
With Him, all things are possible.
1184
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:22,467
Basically, wejust played tough defense,
took it one alien at a time...
1185
01:35:22,543 --> 01:35:24,704
and we were able to come away
with the big W.
1186
01:35:24,778 --> 01:35:26,439
Thankyou.
1187
01:35:30,951 --> 01:35:32,043
Finally...
1188
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:36,180
Doctors Ira Kane and Allison Reed...
1189
01:35:36,256 --> 01:35:40,750
whose tireless efforts and research
and academic findings led to the--
1190
01:35:42,262 --> 01:35:44,958
I think he's giving her
a bit ofthe Kane Madness.
1191
01:35:59,079 --> 01:36:02,571
Wow! Fighting the alien menace
can be tough work.
1192
01:36:02,649 --> 01:36:05,675
And so is keeping your hair clean,
shiny and dandruff-free.
1193
01:36:05,752 --> 01:36:08,983
So it's a good thing that we always keep
a healthy supply of--
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