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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believesto be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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MAN:
This is it, Mama.
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Your recipe
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for making one spirit
trade bodies with another.
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Soul switching.
(frog croaking)
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That's what I want.
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Got to get this brew right.
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Get those spirits
switching places, yeah.
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(mutters): Yes, I got the...
eh, zygote of a hen, now...
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got the claw of crow.
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The sap of birch.
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Um... here we got the...
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snake eye mash,
garden variety.
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And...
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(frog croaks)
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...drop of rat's blood.
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Right.
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(scoffs)
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I'll get it, Mama.
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(sighs)
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(frog croaks)
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, drink.
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Switch with the birdie.
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Wouldn't you rather be
a pretty, yellow cockatiel?
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You don't want to be an ugly
old frog all your life, do you?
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(sighs)
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(croaking)
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Get your spirit moving!
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(croaking)
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(knocking at door)
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Come to play house, little wife?
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Hmm.
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(sighs)
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Not right now, Bubba.
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Hmm, what are you
bothering me for?
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This dining room is more
of a disgrace every day.
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Why-Why don't you let me
decorate it up,
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like I done
with the living room?
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I know how
to make things pretty.
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No. This is my work here.
Don't you never touch it!
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Great discoveries will come
from these things.
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Oh, pooh.
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Pooh?
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You just remember my mama was
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the greatest conjure woman
Louisiana ever saw.
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And I have all
her secrets now.
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Hmm.
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I will make magic here.
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A lot of old Louisiana hokum.
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Hokum?!
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(laughs)
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And how do you think it is
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Mama got all her millions, huh?
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From the oil rigs
out in the swamp.
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Well, then, how is it
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nobody else 'round here never
found no oil out there, huh?
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Maybe they could have used
a little bit of Mama's hokum.
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I'm sorry, Bubba.
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I don't want
to be fighting with you.
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I just get sort of
irritated-like,
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being stuck way out here.
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Why don't you let Claude
drive me into Breaux Bridge?
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So, you want to
go into town
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with that white trash
farm boy, huh?
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Just for a little while.
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No, you ain't
going nowhere.
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You're gonna
stay in tonight,
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play house with Bubba.
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Oh, but I don't want
to play house.
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Not every night.
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Well, I do!
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That's why I put it in
the marriage contract.
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You get all my
money when I die...
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(cockatiel chirps)
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...so long as you
play house with me
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every night
when I'm alive.
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And I'm alive,
sweet thing.
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I'm alive.
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And I am not in the mood!
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Well, you just
better see to it
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that you are
in the mood
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when I come around
to fetch you later.
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Oh, go on, get
out of here.
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Go on! Scat!
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(cockatiel chirps)
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(insects chittering outside)
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(sighs)
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He said I can't go.
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(sighs)
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Damn!
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Well, let's
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just go, anyway.
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We'll get us some
cheap wine and...
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get into that
cheap motel and...
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why, have us some
real cheap fun.
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Oh. Somehow he'd know.
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He's creepy that way.
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Don't it just make you
sick to death,
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having him touch you
all over?
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And even...
It don't matter.
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I just ain't never
gonna be poor again.
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Ain't nothing worse than being
poor in a poor swamp town.
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Oh, Claude,
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it won't be forever.
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Oh, Bubba's not well.
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(doors slide open)
He's got a
bad heart.
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Bedtime.
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Come, wife.
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Come!
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(bed springs squeaking
rhythmically)
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BUBBA:
Ooh-wee!
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(insects chittering)
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Book of Poisons?
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(laughs)
Huh.
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(hammering)
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Morning.
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Sleep well?
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(scoffs)
How could I?
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Hearing you and him together
so loud and all.
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There, there, baby.
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Pay no mind to that.
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Just shut your eyes
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and think of you and me
together with all his money.
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Uh, I was thinking.
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I-I might move on.
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T-Till he was
gone. I mean...
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Take my old Chevy up
to Tennessee.
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Kentucky, even.
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No.
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You can't leave me alone
way out here.
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Hey.
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I'll make it up to you, Claude.
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I swear, I will.
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(loud breathing)
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So, the little wifey's
getting handy
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with the handyman.
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Guess it's time
to call the judge.
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Add me a condition
to that will.
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Pardonnez-moi.
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Who's this judge person?
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Judge Jean Baptiste,
his little parasite pal.
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He's the one that wrote out the
marriage contract in the will.
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And he can add conditions?
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Agreement is, if Bubba finds
me touching another man,
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he gets to add one
small condition.
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It's nothing.
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And the money?
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I get it all.
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Can't change that.
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Not unless I leave him
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or deny him
his gentlemanly pleasures.
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Damn!
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Baby, I want him dead.
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Oh, God help me, so do I.
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I was in his dining
room last night.
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Place is full
of poisons.
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For all his brews.
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Well, everyone knows
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it's him who buys those poisons,
don't they?
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(sighs) And everyone knows
it's always him
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who's experimenting
with them, right?
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Right.
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So, we get him
to drink something.
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Something
special like.
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And everyone'll
know for sure...
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That he accidentally
killed himself, yes?
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Let's do it.
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Mm, yes.
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Caught you, did he?
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Oh, Bubba!
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Here come
the judge.
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(insects chittering)
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It's called the
transmigration
of the spirits.
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Mama always thought
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this recipe could
make it happen.
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You know, switch places
with another person's spirit?
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Kick 'em right out
of their own body,
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so when you gets too old,
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you can take over the body
of a young 'un.
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And then you can go on,
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taking new bodies,
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on and on
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and live forever, see?
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Oh, I want to live forever.
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I do, I do.
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Be young forever. Oh, boy!
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Only thing is,
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one of the
ingredients is faded.
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Can sorta make out an "E" there,
but that's all.
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So, Judge,
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what's a witch's
ingredient,
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two centuries old,
seven letters long
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and has an "E" in it?
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Heroin.
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No, that's six letters!
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Besides, Mama was always
dead set against drugs,
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you know that.
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Mmm, research,
research.
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I'll find it.
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And Mama will help.
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Oh, yes, mamas always help.
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Very helpful creatures.
Yes, sir.
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And now...
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I gots me a new condition
for that will.
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10:00.
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Ain't he never
gonna leave?
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(chuckling)
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Now.
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Go!
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(flirty chuckle)
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Oh, Bubba.
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(snoring gently)
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I think it's bedtime.
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(singsong):
Time to play house.
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(singsong):
Time for
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a real special treat.
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(grunts, sighs)
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Now, you just let
your Anna Belle ride
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the big, bad bull.
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(snorting)
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(groans)
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Ooh, hired hand
gonna watch?
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What you got there, boy?
A camera?
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Gonna take dirty pictures?
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Yeah, that's it.
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Here, doll, get
his other hand.
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Ooh, kinky stuff!
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Mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
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Help me with his
feet, will ya, darlin'?
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Here you go.
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There.
That's right.
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I've been waiting a long
time for this, Bubba.
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Boy, we're gonna have some fun
tonight, sweet thing.
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What are you lookin' at?
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Hmm?
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Care for a nightcap?
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I've been reading up
about all your poisons here.
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This hemlock one.
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It's real fast.
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And real, real quiet.
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Perfect for a good, stiff
drink...
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for a stiff like you.
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A final drink...
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for my humpback hubby.
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No!
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Murder makes the will
null and void.
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You won't get a penny.
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(giggles)
This ain't murder.
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It's mercy killing.
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Yeah, it's gonna put
me out of my misery.
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(muffled groans)
I got a better idea.
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(grunting, gasping)
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Now, now, say "Ah!"
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(muffled grunting)
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Mama!
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(groans, gasps)
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Your being...
it's over.
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Die, you scum!
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(groaning stops)
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We gotta get him
in his chair,
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make it look like he was
working. (grunts)
270
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,536
Now I know what they
mean by "deadweight."
271
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,038
(screams)
272
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:35,406
What the...? Whoa!
273
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,673
(thud)
274
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:43,013
(gasping)
275
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:49,553
(insects chittering)
276
00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:52,156
And this last one.
277
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,491
Law certainly requires
a lot of handwritin',
278
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,493
doesn't it?
279
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,329
There.
280
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:00,164
Now, is the money mine?
281
00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:01,165
Finally?
282
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:02,599
(high-pitched):
"Finally?"
283
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:05,669
Doesn't sound like you exactly
miss old Bubba, now does it?
284
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:08,672
Well, it's been two weeks
he's been in the ground.
285
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,741
Just how long's a body
supposed to droop around
286
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:12,076
in ugly black dresses, anyway?
287
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:13,444
(laughs)
288
00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:15,612
"Ugly black dresses,"
that's good.
289
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:18,115
(sighs): Old Bubba.
290
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,618
He really believed in all this
voodoo stuff, didn't he?
291
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:24,455
All those experiments
with birds and frogs.
292
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:27,291
Except turns out, he was the one
that croaked and flew away.
293
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,960
(laughs)
294
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,294
Please.
295
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,296
I should tend to Claude.
296
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,798
He's only been out
of the hospital a day.
297
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,467
Are we done?
Oh, positively.
298
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,135
It's all yours now.
299
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,637
Subject only to that
one minor condition.
300
00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:42,440
Oh, that's right.
What is it?
301
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:45,242
Just says here, you have to
marry one Claude Altoose
302
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,378
within one month
of Bubba's funeral.
303
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,379
But Bubba was so jealous
of Claude.
304
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:50,681
Why would he ever?
305
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,417
Bubba loved you very much,
Anna Belle.
306
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:56,087
It's a shame you never
really knew how much.
307
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,055
And he was dog
determined
308
00:15:58,089 --> 00:16:01,058
you be happy after
he was gone.
309
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:03,060
He knew how
crazy you was
310
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:05,829
about that young
stud in there.
311
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:09,700
He used to talk about that.
312
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,702
And he wanted to make sure
313
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,870
you got everything you wanted
314
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:16,073
after he was gone.
315
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:17,408
(sighs)
316
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,376
Well, I'll be.
317
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,946
ANNA BELLE:
Thanks again, Judge.
318
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,181
(door shuts)
319
00:16:27,618 --> 00:16:29,052
All done?
320
00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:31,022
All but that new
condition.
321
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,391
Yeah, and what's that?
322
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,894
Oh... just that
I get the money
323
00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:40,398
only if I get married
real soon to you.
324
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,632
Huh?
325
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,300
Seems like the old troll
really did care
326
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,102
if I'd be happy.
327
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:47,805
So, make me happy,
Claude.
328
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:48,773
Marry me.
329
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,842
M-Marry you?
330
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,677
Yes, ma'am!
331
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,680
I'm gonna go into town right now
for the license.
332
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:59,183
We can have the ceremony
in a couple days.
333
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:02,853
Think I'll even get the judge
to do it right here.
334
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,721
Sure.
335
00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,723
Why spend money
on a big wedding?
336
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,657
We only got a few million.
337
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:08,625
(laughs)
338
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,029
(groans)
339
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,564
Damn.
340
00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:14,999
My shoulder.
341
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,300
It's so stiff.
342
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,368
From all this lying around, huh?
343
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,837
Hey.
344
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,805
See you later, hubby.
345
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:29,112
And so, by the power
vested in me
346
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,147
by the glorious state
of Louisiana,
347
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:33,851
I pronounce you man and wife.
348
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,519
(organ plays "Wedding March")
349
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:38,022
(Baptiste laughing)
350
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:43,060
Oh, that was fun.
351
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,995
I reckon that was about
the best little ol' weddin'
352
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,964
I ever did see. Wouldn't
you agree, Master Claude?
353
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:48,899
Sure was the best one
I ever was in.
354
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,734
(chuckling)
355
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,372
Claude, what's that?
356
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,041
BAPTISTE: Oh, you know
bandages-- they make all
357
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,877
sorts of messes.
358
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:02,646
Now then, here's something
you both should know.
359
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,316
It's your very own copy of
the Napoleonic Code.
360
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,416
What is it?
361
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,784
Oh, Louisiana customs
362
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,986
about community property
and marriage.
363
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,089
Means what's yours is now
his, and vice versa.
364
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:13,290
A-Almost.
365
00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,559
Well, we already
arranged for that.
366
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:16,993
Oh, goody good good.
367
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:19,996
Well, now you two have a long,
long life together.
368
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:23,600
And be sure to take lots of time
to have just bunches of fun,
369
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,602
if you know what I mean.
370
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,671
Good day, Mrs. Altoose.
371
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:29,473
Good day to you, Judge.
And thank you.
372
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,842
It was a right fittin'
ceremony, Judge.
373
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,109
(chuckling)
374
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,653
(chuckling continues)
375
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,622
Come, wife.
376
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:48,125
Why, wherever
are you taking me, sir?
377
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,860
Into the dining room.
378
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:51,361
Why there?
379
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,197
Feels appropriate.
380
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,565
No.
381
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,567
But I want to do it in there.
382
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:59,837
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
383
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,772
Come on.
384
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,774
All right.
385
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,743
Serves the old creep right.
386
00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:09,313
After you, darlin'.
387
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:11,315
Oh, thank you.
388
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:13,317
Finally! Finally!
389
00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:14,885
Ah.
390
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,220
You kept this.
391
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,420
Looked so old,
392
00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:19,256
I thought it might
be worth something.
393
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,259
Oh... I think it's
worth a lot.
394
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:25,762
So, what'll we do now,
husband?
395
00:19:25,796 --> 00:19:29,299
You know, these Louisiana
laws, I think they really
396
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,268
stick us together
tight with the money.
397
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:33,270
(chuckles)
Good.
398
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,272
(sighs)
399
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,274
Your bad hand. Careful.
400
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:38,942
It's all better now.
401
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,911
Here, take off
the bandages.
402
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,454
Claude, what's happening?
403
00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:54,792
Me and Claude, we done
switched places, Anna Belle.
404
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,126
What are you saying?
405
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,360
Stop it!
406
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,329
You thought you was
getting a whole new man.
407
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:02,166
But you just went and married
ol' Bubba all over again.
408
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,467
Stop it, Claude!
409
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,968
Bubba's dead and gone.
410
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,205
See, I knew how bad you
wanted a young buck.
411
00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,974
That's why I hired Claude.
412
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,977
And then as soon as I found the
missing ingredient in the brew,
413
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,479
I was gonna switch
myself with Claude.
414
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,481
But you and lover boy,
415
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:21,484
you went and found the right
thing, just like that.
416
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,486
Hemlock. (chuckles)
417
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,089
Hemlock did the trick.
418
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,990
No, Bubba's in the ground.
419
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,926
I saw them put dirt
on the coffin!
420
00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:32,829
You just buried o''
Bubba's body.
421
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,666
But you sent little Claude's
spirit so far away,
422
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,668
he ain't never gonna
find his way back.
423
00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:39,336
(chuckles)
424
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,506
But don't you worry.
425
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,641
You got your Bubba.
426
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,543
You got him
right here.
427
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,946
It can't be true! It can't!
428
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,881
Oh.
429
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,883
(Bubba's voice):
Come on, Anna Belle.
430
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,853
Let's play house.
431
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,289
(echoing): Let's play house
for the rest of your life.
432
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,225
(laughing)
433
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,228
(screaming)
434
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,197
(Bubba laughing maniacally)
435
00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:22,413
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
436
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,948
Waiting for us to enter.
437
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:28,185
Waiting to enter us.
438
00:21:28,219 --> 00:21:34,391
Until next time, tryto enjoy the daylight.
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